>Sheoldred will never whisper ever so delicately into your ear that you are her's until Phyrexia itself crumbles
>You will never offer up your life's blood to Sheoldred's dripping maw as the ultimate act of devotion to her
>Sheoldred will never be content knowing that, even if she doesn't obtain the omnipotence she craves, she will never have to worry about obtaining your unconditional love
>The other slaves will never fume with anger knowing you are Sheoldred's personal toy
>You will never proudly display the gashes and lesions you receive from your mistress
Not being a Planeswalker is suffering