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This is how I paladin-

>> No.23059085

This is how i barbarian

>> No.23061673

This is how I DM.

>> No.23062117

This is how I bard in winter

>> No.23062159

This is how I progress through Fighter levels.

>> No.23062174

This is how I NPC prosecutor.

>"The defense will remain seated for the duration of this trial or it will BE seated."

>> No.23062219

>>23059045
This is how I Avenger.

"By the rivers of Babylon, there we sat down,
yea, and we wept when we remembered Zion
Remember, O Lord, the children of Edom in the day of Jerusalem
who said 'Raze it, raze it, even to the foundation.'
Oh daughter of Babylon, who art to be destroyed.
Happy shall he be, who rewardeth thee as thou hast served us.
Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."

>> No.23062251

This is how I bard.

>> No.23062265

This is how I ask questions that aren't answered in the movies.

>> No.23062267

>>23059045
Doesn't the priest's whole speech basically state that god is either too weak or too unwilling to fix all of that shit?

"well sure, he deliberately made your life shit instead of using those abilities to prevent that crap, but since you didn't end up turning into a nasty fucker as a result, it was all training and you have to be thankful and help him for it now."

>> No.23062269

>>23062265
Alternatively, this. (I made like 10 of these)

>> No.23062276

>>23062269
Got this one?

>> No.23062278

>>23062267
Depends on whether or not god is "allowed" to do more than that by some arbitrary law of the universe.

>> No.23062298

>>23062267
>Doesn't the priest's whole speech basically state that god is either too weak or too unwilling to fix all of that shit?

Isn't the entire premise that the means by which God has chosen to fix this shit is this person?

>> No.23062341

>>23062276
That's... a picture all right. yep.

my god its like he's staring into my soul

>> No.23062343

>>23062298
World's doomed anyways. Every end of the world myth from every religion and culture happens. All of them. In B.P.R.D. there was a vision of the future and it's all giant monsters everywhere.

They should be investing in space technology and trying to get off that deathworld.

>> No.23062483

This is how I illusionist

>> No.23062508

>>23062265
>>23062269
>>23062341
This is how I answer your questions.

>> No.23062528

this is how I trap

>> No.23062538

This is how I Inquisitor

>> No.23062545

This is how I Paladin

>> No.23062562

This is how I bard.

>> No.23062563

>>23062343
>Every end of the world myth from every religion and culture happens
>Escape to space
But then you're just inviting Xenomorphs and Event Horizon meat in.

>> No.23062569

This is how I guardsman.

>> No.23062570

>>23062545
I always had to laugh how /tg/ jumped at the chance to call the Landkreuzer Ratte improbable and unworkable bullshit but would cheer Bolos on no matter what happened.

>> No.23062576

>>23062569
Weak!

This is how I guardsman.

>> No.23062581

>>23062545
I have Bolo Strike sitting on my desk right now. Pretty cool book

>> No.23062582

This is how I BBEG

>> No.23062592

This is how I summoner.

That was a very interesting Pathfinder game.

>> No.23062598

>>23062570
Remember when we had an idea about tank wars on Mars? Ratte would be nice there, yeah.

>> No.23062611

>>23062598
They'd get orbitalstrike'd or STURZKAMPFBOMBER'd anyway so why bother. I love me some havy armor but it's just 2improbable4me.

Maybe sanic fast zoom zoom hovertonks or something.

>> No.23062655

This is how I death knight.

>> No.23062707

This is how I all-druid party

I wish

>> No.23062732

This is how I NPC

>> No.23062736

This is how I STEAMROLLER McNAMARRA

>> No.23062740

This is how I Only War

>> No.23062766

this is how I critically fail

>> No.23062774

This is how I Bag of Holding

>> No.23062778

This is how I use Edge

>> No.23062811

this is how I melee character in modern/futuristic setting

>> No.23062824

This is how i cleric

>> No.23062844

>>23062824
Amen to that

>> No.23062850

>>23062824
And this is how i pally

>> No.23063420

this is how I paladin

>> No.23063468

This is how I Warlock.

>> No.23063484

>>23063468
>Shopped her dick out
What's WRONG with you?

>> No.23063489

This is how I Tremere.

>> No.23063546

This is how I Bardic Music(Fascinate).

>> No.23063551

This is how I make my exit.

>> No.23063560

>>23063484
well, he isn't gay for starters.

>> No.23063574

This is how I Cleric/Monk.

>> No.23063587

This is how i beast master

>> No.23063656

>>23062707
Yknow Animorphs aren't technically magic-based right?

>> No.23063695

>>23063656

Sufficiently scienced magic indistinguishable ishkabibble.

>This is how I Paladin.

>> No.23063749

this is how i TN/CN fighter

>> No.23063770

This is how I final battle between the weeaboo and the westaboo of my group.

>> No.23063819

>>23063560
you must be new here

>> No.23063820

>>23062850
Is that Marvel Thor?
Why is he a Zombie horse?

>> No.23063832

>>23063820
That's Beta Ray Bill buddy.

>> No.23063834

>>23063820
Naw its space horse thor also known as thorse

>> No.23063843

>>23063770
And then they end up bros for life.

>> No.23063864

>>23063843

Yeah.

Yeah, let's go with that.

>> No.23063875

>>23063832
I'm guessing that question comes up a lot, given by how quick you posted that.
Also I was thinking ''why is a Literal god acting all edgy athiest?'', but your story gives a pretty damn satisfactoy answer to that.

>> No.23063897

>>23063875
Yeah it comes up a lot on /co/ because despite being a really good character he is underused.

>> No.23063906

>>23063897
I'd rather have a good character underused than have him go the way of wolverine or deadpool.

>> No.23063913

>>23063906
Truth

>> No.23063937

>>23063484
>>23063819
It's not photoshopped, the artist knows perverts and was kind enough to make a version not for gay people
Because you know, there are more of us and that's more money

>> No.23063940

>>23063906
Yeah but i would love to see him a little more, the planet hulk movie had him in it and it was amazing

>> No.23063962

>>23063906

How about an underused character that doubles as a walking archetype?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRiDy-HcI

>> No.23064033

>>23063962
Shining knight and vigilante OTP

>> No.23064042

>>23063962

I was going to correct you, saying that it's "stereotype" instead of "archetype." Then I watched the video.

Well played.

>> No.23064047

This is how I carry on.

>> No.23064058

This is how I botched Gather Information check.

>> No.23064062

This is how I paladin

>> No.23064068

This is how I go to battle.

>> No.23064080

This is how I pass a Fortitude Save, followed by successful Charisma check.

>> No.23064117

This is how I Ordo Hereticus

>> No.23064132

this is how I fail my san checks

>> No.23064142

>>23064117
Oh god is that the Witchsmeller Pursuviant?

I need to re-watch that series.

>> No.23064149

>>23064132

Really? Because this is how I see it.

>> No.23064231

This is how I history check... (if there is such a thing)

>> No.23064234

>>23064142
Yes, yes it is.

>> No.23064254

This is how I seduce
>>23064231
>Meanwhile in Iceland

>> No.23065991

This is how I stealth natural 20

>> No.23066818

>>23063749
3 deep 5 me.

You will be subject to people that can kill you we regardless of your willingness to kill

>Implying the cops wont save me

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