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BOYZ OI BOYZ LISTAN
BOYZ LISTAN OI BOYZ
WOT IF'N
LISTAN WOT IF'N DA BOSS AIN'T DA KRUMPIEST?

>> No.22788565

Wot?

>> No.22788577

DA BOSS IS DEAD ARD, YA GIT

>> No.22788590

>>22788577

BUT, ROIGHT, WHAT IF ONE OF US IS ACTUALLY 'ARDER?

WHAT IF, IF ALL DA BOYZ WORK TOGEVER, WE'Z KILLIER DAN DA BOSS

>> No.22788591

IF 'E WOZN'T DA KRUMPIEST, 'E WOULDN' BE DA BOSS YA GIT

>> No.22788610

>>22788590

IF WE'Z HAS TA WIRK TOGEVVA, THEN HE'Z DA KRUMPIEST, CUZ IF YOU WAS DA KRUMPIEST, YA COULD KRUMP 'IM WIVVOUT DA LADZ HELP, YA GROT

>> No.22788615

I'll tell you who the krumpiest is right now.

>> No.22788620

>>22788591
>>22788591
U IZ MUCKIN' ABOUT YA GROT SNIFFAS

>>22788590
'E IZ ROIGHT WEZ ALL KRUMP 'ARDER DAN DA BOSS

>> No.22788626

>>22788615

YOU'Z LOOKS LIKE DEM NECRON BOYZ WOT NEEDS FEEDIN'

>> No.22788642

>> No.22788645

Wot if... da boss wasn't da krumpiest, but 'e made the rest of us krumpier?
So's if any uf us tried ta' krump 'im e'd use his takti- takit- ingineoiy-

If e' used iz smartz ta get us krumping each other wit'out krumping him?

>> No.22788651

>>22788620

DAT'S IT. IF DA BOSS IS DA 'ARDEST, AND EVERYWUN'S DA BOSS, DEN WE'Z KILLIER DAN ANYFINK, SEE.

>> No.22788660

I SEEZ HILLZ O' GREEN
RED WAAGHTRUCKZ TOO
I SEEZ THEM BOOM
FOR ME AND FOR U
AND I THINKZ TO MESELF
WHAT A WONDERFUL WAAAGH

>> No.22788665

>>22788626
MEN I DO BELIEVE THESE ORKS ARE SPEAKING ILL OF OUR BELOVED EMPEROR!
TO ARMS!

>> No.22788674

Did someone call for me?~

>> No.22788686

>>22788651
WEZ NEED WUN OF DOZ REVVY-LOOSHUN THINGZ, GETZ YA TEEF TOGETHA BOYZ SO WEZ CAN GO BUYZ WUN

>> No.22788688

>>22788555
Den ya krump em ya git. Dats ow you gets ta be boss.

>> No.22788690

>>22788674

I did you sexy demonic mix.

>> No.22788701

>>22788665

S'alwayz da same. We'z trying to have a fillysoffi- fillysoffik... talkin' bout orky businses, and dem humies show up wiff dere empy man.

>>22788674

Who da zog are you?

>> No.22788711

>>22788665
Are they from a fat world?

>> No.22788716

>>22788690
>mix
Are you calling her a mixed-race sex demon or the living embodiment of a mix tape? Because Im down with fucking either.

>> No.22788727

>>22788660
Dat was zoggin' boo-ti-ful right rite dere...
Broght a tear to me eye.

>> No.22788755

Oy, da Boss is da biggest, dat means 'ez da krumpiest.
If 'e wazn't da krumpiest, e' wouldn't be da biggest, and 'e wouldn't be da Boss!

QED, ya git. Now quit muckin' about wit' dese 'ere philosophical quandaries and get back to werk.

>> No.22788757

>>22788711
THE AGRI WORLD OF SBARRO IV TO BE PRECISE!

>> No.22788758

>>22788555
OI you iz thinkin' too much

>> No.22788764

>>22788674
PUT A SHIRT ON YA ZOGGIN' PURPLE GIT!

>> No.22788773

>>22788755

Da point is, if da boss is da krumpiest, and dere's a whole mob of bosses, den how killy is da mob?

>> No.22788781

Dis ya boyz see thoze dezertz boyz?
They'z got curved pointy bitz.
Curved. Pointy bitz.

>> No.22788794

Wot if da boss iz da boss not kuz he krumps da hardest, but kuz he krumps da smartest?

>> No.22788796

>>22788773
SAYIN' DAT EVERYONE IZ DA BOSS IZ DA SAME AS SAYIN' NO IZ!

>> No.22788799

>>22788781
>pointy bitz.
They're called choppas.
And that joke was awful.

>> No.22788800

Yes, tavari--- I mean, BOYZ, the BOSS may be krumpiest alone, but together we, the proletariat, are even more KRUMPIER than the kapitalist oppressor! Why should the BOSS be entitled to the fruit of your DAKKA? Why should the BOSS claim what you have KRUMPED? Komra--- I mean, BOYZ, it is time for REVOLUTION!

>> No.22788805

If the credentials for being "DA BOSS" are being "DA BIGGEST" and "DA KRUMPIEST" than why don't orks follow Bloodthirsters. The are certainly very large, and dead killy to boot?

>> No.22788811

>>22788796
*NO ONE

>> No.22788822

If the credentials for being "DA BOSS" are being "DA BIGGEST" and "DA KRUMPIEST" than why don't orks follow Bloodthirsters? The are certainly very large, and dead killy to boot.

>> No.22788833

>>22788800
Oi sumthin' snot right with da git I tell ya

>> No.22788838

>>22788822
DEY AIN'T ORKY!

>> No.22788842

>>22788805
Not green enough.

>> No.22788843

>>22788796IZ YOUZ SAYING DAT IS BADZ?
EVERYONE BEING DA BOSS MEANS MORE WAAAGH FOR ERRYONE.
BLOODY GIT, YOUZ MUCKING ABOUT.

>> No.22788844

>>22788773
Da mob iz only as killy as da Boss dat bosses it. If da Boss iz a boss of bosses, den 'ez da biggest, krumpiest, boss wat keeps da other bosses in line.

>>22788794
Den 'e iz still da krumpiest, 'nd still da biggest, 'nd still da Boss.

>> No.22788846

>>22788822
But they are not green

>> No.22788860

>>22788794
>Wot if da boss iz da boss not kuz he krumps da hardest, but kuz he krumps da smartest?
Smartz ain't 'ardness if ya ain't got da dakka and choppy and bigness ta be 'ard!

Same goes fer not 'aving smartz, even a dead-ard nob can't hack it if e ain't got smartz.

>> No.22788864

>>22788555

>> No.22788872

>threads like this

/tg/, i love you so much.

>> No.22788876

WAAAAAGH stop muckin' about

>> No.22788881

>>22788822
BECOZ U KAOS BOYZ IZ STILL 'UMIE GITZ

>>22788833
'E SOUNDS LEGIT MAYBE 'E JUS 'AD A 'ED TRANZ-PL...UH...SWAP FROM DA DOK

>> No.22788884

>>22788876
YOUZ MUCKING ABOUT YOU DUMB GIT.

>> No.22788899

'S threads like dis 'un wot make me love you boyz.
But uh, yer still a git.

>> No.22788902

>>22788884
Iz nevar muckin' about you grot.

>> No.22788932

IF WE'Z ALL GET TA BE DA BOSS, THEN WHO GETS TA ORDER GITS ABOUT? I SEZ I GET TA DO IT, CUZ I'M RIGHT FLASH

>> No.22788939

>>22788902
youz iz da grot ya dumb git.
now stop muckkin abot, i seemz to needz to fix dis one:>>22788881
e seemz strange.

>> No.22788948

DID YA BOYZ SEE THAT EMPY GIT THOZE 'UMIES ARE ALWAIZ TALKING 'BOUT?
HE'Z RIGHT PROPER FLASH.

>> No.22788971

>>22788948

IZ 'EAD IS ALWAYS GLOWY. I FINK EE'S ONE A DEM WEIRDBOYZ

>> No.22788980

>>22788948
'UMIE INNANET DEFENZ FORCE PLZ GO
YA GIT.

>> No.22788985

>>22788971

So why iz dat humie wyrdboy so speshul? We'z got loads of 'em!

>> No.22788992

For Gork Mork and Emprah!

*hides*

>> No.22788996

>>22788971
Can a boss be one a dem weirdboyz?

>> No.22789024

>>22788996
Nah, If derz too many boyz 'round dem weirdboyz hedz blow up.

>> No.22789032

>>22788985

DA HUMIE BOSS AIN'T HAD HIS 'EAD BANG IN A PROPA LONG TIME.

>>22788996

DOSE GITS MAKE MY HEAD HURT RIGHT PROPA. I DON'T NEED ME A HEADACHE WHEN DA LADS ARE WAAAAGHIN.

>> No.22789174

'Ey boyz, wot if... wot if someone 'o's not an ork wuz right proper orky and dead 'ard and krumped da boss? Would 'e be da new boss? Loik 'e was green INSIDE?

>> No.22789239

>>22789174
Bring da grot 'ere den, so we kin chop 'im open an' see if 'e's green on da inside!

>> No.22790509

>>22789032
Wot good is wyrdboy without no proppa 'ead 'splosion to go with it?

>> No.22793483

>>22788794
DA BOSS CRUMPS LIEK DA GREAT MORK WIT ISS CUNNIN BROOTALTEE YA SNOT GIT.

>> No.22793535

>>22788555
Youz a gretchin' git, stop swiggin da fungus beer.

>> No.22793561

Dark Eldar confirmed for Krumpiest

>> No.22793574

>>22788932
You ain't got no flash you is bout flash as a grot. Dis rite ere is dead flash it's what da ummies calls a codpiece and its rite flasher than ya gits.

>> No.22793599

I wonder if there's ever been a gretchin warboss

>> No.22793611

>>22789174
If ese not green den ow can e be orky ya grot likka?

>> No.22793616

>>22788844
>And killboy?
>Hes been deployed too

Everytime

>> No.22793629

>>22793616
Heh, good ol' Killboy.

>> No.22793637

>>22789174
Shut ya trap ya git, ya want da dok comin' over 'ere?

>> No.22793649

>>22793561
Dem dep- deepra- messed up skinnee pinkies ain't got no propa krump LIEK what de boss as.

>> No.22793678

DA BIGGEST, KRUMPIEST, 'ARDEST, GREENEST, NASTIEST ORK IZ DA BOSS, AN' DATZ DAT!

IF ONE O' YOU GITS FINKS YOU'S 'ARDER DAN DE BOSS, DAN GO CHALLENGE 'IM ALREADY, YA STINKIN' GROT DROPPING!

>> No.22793750

OP IS A FILFY GROTBAG

>> No.22793777

>> No.22793808

>>22788590
OI, I 'EARD DAT ON BEFOR. 'ES A GIT.

>> No.22793865

Oh seems like the Orks are having some infighting. Nows my chance. Ok preparing accent...
OI YA GITZ! I EAR DEM BUGZ IZ KRUMPIEST! AND IF WE GET EATIN BY DEM WE BECOME DEM! WE SHOULD JOIN DEM! DEZ GONA KRUMP DA HUMIES AND EVERYONE 'LSE

>> No.22793924

>>22788660
Iz nevva feel dis emoshun. Youz one of da good uns lad.

>> No.22793973

>>22793865
DEM BUGZ? DEY AINT 'ARD DEMS JUST LOTS OF UM.
DEM SPESS MAHREENS ARE DA BAD UNS
I SAWD SOME RED UNS FLYING ABOUT
AND THEN BAM ME OLE UNITS KRUMPED.
THEYS FAST AS 'ELL.

>> No.22794013

>>22788800
Dis lad speekin wif big words, wots a kaplitist wen ees at ome den? Yous best not be finkin past yer stashun.

>> No.22794026

>>22793973
BUT DEM BUGZ CAN EVO... EVU... CHANGE TO BE ARDER. DEY KOULD CHANGE US TA BE KRUMPIER AND ARDER!

>> No.22794082

>>22788590
ROIGHT! dat's a kunnin plan... but... then which of us iz gonna be da boss?

>> No.22794114

>>22794026
DONT BE DAFT YA GIT
DEYS AS TO KILL US
I RECKON WE GET DA WEIRD BOYZ TO
MAKE US SOMES OF DAT SHINY METAL
ARMA DEM UMIES AVE
GET SAVIN TEEF YA GROT

THE BUGS WANT TO KRUMP EVERYFIN RITE?
WELL I RECKONS WE KRUMP EM FERST!
WE SHUD AL- ALY- JOINT UP WIV DEM HUMIES AND GET EM FIRST

>> No.22794127

>>22794082
I WILL BE DA BOSS! I AVE EXP... EXE... KNOWLEDGE OF RUNNIN SWARMS!

>> No.22794431

>>22794127
SHUT YA MOUF YA FILFY IN-INSE... BUG!

>> No.22794687

>>22788555
if'n ya tink yer so 'ard why ain't ya krumped him yerself ya git?

Zog it all, it'z like oi'm talkin ta a bunch a snotlingz.

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