/tg/ - Traditional Games

>>22742870
Okay so from what I was interested in, there was a debate between the virtues of Cuddles and Fran

And a group of Elegan/tg/entelmen were attempting to narrow in the personality profile of cuddles

>>22742942
Generic.

>>22742974
could you be a bit clearer?

>>22742942
Fran makes a fuckton of monuy but she seems to loos it all, that is poor waifu material.

>>22742991
Shes the played out 'monster on the outside, lady on the inside' cliche. If you painted her green and yanked on her ears a bit, you could call her Shrek.

Genki girl with very slow moves to prevent it from being annoying, modest, not very smart but curious and nerdy, caring and genuinely nice, undeterrably optimistic and enthusiastic, fun-loving but very concerned with her royal duties and her friends' safety, clumsy and ditzy at times but always willing to fix her mistakes, just a teenage taucron in a grim and dark future. What's not to love?

>>22743030
The part where she is even more incompetent and unsuccessful than Fran.

>>22743063
But that's adorable!

Didn't the last waifu thread just turn into a monstergirl thread?

>>22743028
not so much, she never acts outright monstrous, except on the battlefield with is pretty obvious why

>>22743063
Also her boobs are mad of metal, no thanks

>>22743092
Well at least they don't have the consistency of your grandma's flabby ass.
Because that's what fleshy boobs feel like.

>>22743063
>Implying many on /tg/ find competence appealing

>>22743086
no

>>22743092
It's not just about the boobs.

>>22742942
Cuddles' outfit should really be closer to bondage gear. It would make her extra characterful.

>>22743142
Also, extra bondage-y.

>>22743081
Not when my guts are decorating some wall because shes just so kawaii, uguu.
>>22743111
I know I do.

>>22743125
Well all of the rest of her is made of metal too, not hugable at all.

>>22743179
But she's the best at hugs!

>>22743179
I dunno, it could be like hugging a laptop. Hard and smooth, yet warm as fuck.

>>22743177
>Not when my guts are decorating some wall because shes just so kawaii, uguu.
but it's also funny, she usually reacts to it the way a kid would if he just broke a window while playing soccer.

>>22743202
I have a whole archive of Xeno hugging people.

>>22743218
Shes like a trainwreck. Entertaining to watch, but I would never want to be involved with it.

>>22743177
Oh come on, we all know the Major is just a mechanical, plump butt through which Shirow expresses his philosophical opinions.

>>22743246
FREE HUGS

>>22743246
>Blues face
Gets me every time.

>>22743256
Neither would I.

>>22743263
At least it was a competent and sexy butt.

>>22743212
>hugging a laptop
lulwut if I'm gonna have a fantasy waifu then I'm non't gonna be dating a piece of hardware.

>>22743202
I don't see how she could, being hard and cold doesn't make for good hugs and I know a thing or two about hugs. I have be hugged like at least six times.

>>22743267
Why do I think of Melvin from YGOTA when I see that pic?

>>22743335
But Xeno is a machine! She generates heat.

>>22743335
she ain't cold, though. See those slits where her cleavage would be? It's to vent off heat. And to make it more skeletal.

stupid sexy Sanakan~

<3

>>22743371
Now, come here so I can cut you.
I mean hug you.
Hugging is what I meant.
BINKY BOY

>>22743403
Aw dammit Sana-sana-sanakan; the only waifu that tops Xeno for me.

>>22743372
I kind of just assume that all necron tech is cold like pace. seems like it would fit them a whole lot better.

>>22743378
So the arms are still cold and my chest getting cocked? How is getting hugged by a meatbag not better?

>>22743405
She's a huge bitch, though; and she doesn't even look elvish.
also
>low-cut bottom
0/10 would not touch with a ten-foot pole.

>>22743421
Her arms aren't cold, why would you assume it?

more of "imouto" material than actual "waifu", but worth mentioning regardless

>>22743438
>She's a huge bitch

Was a huge bitch. After going through hell twice, she's matured quite a bit.

>>22743421
"Tell him, Jack."
"GIRLS ARE SMELLY"
"He's right."

>>22743449
If her heat dump is in the chest why wouldn't the arms be cold?

And she is still made of metal.

My waifu is kawaii as hell, yo.

Search your hearts. You'll find her true.

>>22743475
precisely, metal is an excellent heat conductor, and keep in mind that she's full of servos and greasing fluids.

>>22743475
Alright, fine, she's cold like a corpse. But her love is pure and true, unadulterated by primitive biology.

>>22743438
Say what you want, Ribbon is adorable.

>>22743490

>>22743452
Waifu tends to mean "female character that I like for any reason" on /tg/

>>22743508
>Cold like a corpse.

>>22743515
Superior adorable elf

>>22743508
I've stuck my penis in quite a few corpses in my day, friend, and let me tell you. They tend to be more luke warm than out right cold.

>>22743538
Cold body, warm heart.

>>22743552
And another.

What's with the XIDF in this thread?

>>22743553
Were you that one guy who worked at a morgue?

CHOOSE YOUR WAIFU /tg/.

WITH WHOM DO YOU DECIDE THE FATE OF RAVNICA, AND THE FATE OF YOUR HEART?

>>22742870
Please, PLEASE let this turn into an eldar ass thread, for the love of GOD, PLEASE!

>>22743580
I do work at a morgue, but I don't think I'm that guy.

We know /tg/'s waifus.

But who are /tg/'s husbandus?

>>22743552
Shesh, doesn't mean much, she's less adorable than Nissa-Nissa and Macha-Macha.

>>22743591
Scruffy is my husbando.

I remember seeing some people with touhou waifus in the previous thread, Yuugi in particular.

My waifu. All other waifus are wonderful girls.

>>22743576
Nothing, we're just analyzing Xeno objectively and turns out she's an awright waifu.

>>22743591
These two are my husbandos.

>>22743591

>>22743591

>>22743554
I'm not into fucking machines and you can't really have a solid marriage without the sexing so that would be kind of a deal breaker for me.

>>22743587
Boros.

all day erry day

>>22743591

do you even need to ask?

>>22743452
>Implying "imouto" isn't just a subgenre of waifu
>>22743591
Yachett: Seducer of primal forces.

>>22743645
so dreamy

>>22743651
Gets mah dick hard. Mmm.

Are we all forgetting that Xeno is made of nanites? She's like the T-1000, she can be anything you want. Hard, soft, warm, cold, whatever.

>>22743591
Yatchett

>>22743591
Veldoran has the sexiest voice ever.

>>22743672
>Nanites
>Changing heat

>>22743672
of course, but it depends on her mood, it's a subconscious process.

>>22743706
heat is vibration of particles, so why not?

>>22743687
>9000 hours in MS paint

>>22743711
But it's not on the macro-scale that nanites are.

>>22743707
Oh great so you would have to melta-proof you dick before sticking it to her?

>people talking about sexing Xeno
SHE IS A PURE MAIDEN
STOP WITH YOUR ICKY FLESHBAG FANTASIES

You all lose

>>22743767
She's probably more interested in an intellectually stimulating relationship, anyway.

Which is why she's so gay for Weaver.

>>22743771

So what makes Blowjoblips McTitplate the best?

>>22743767
I'M VIOLATING YOUR WAIFU!
I'M VIOLATING YOUR WAIFU WITH MY PENIS!
AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!

>>22743771
That bitch has had collagen injections. No way those lips are naturally that grotesque.

>>22743767
Well that's what makes her a bad waifu isn't it?

>>22743788
>Mentally retarded
>Interested in intellectually stimulating relationship
that's not that hard then. is it?

>>22743818
>pure maiden
>bad waifu
nah, it can work just fine

>>22743818
No, on the very contrary.

>>22743771
She has a boobplate, mah waifu got to be a good fightan (coss I sure as shit isn't) and poor choice of armor made for poor waifu.

>>22743841
Just wave a cat toy about, that's all it takes to keep her mentally stimulated.

>>22743841
She's very good at math, though!

>>22743490
>>22743528
My niggas.

>>22743850
but then, so can one that does sex for living...

>>22743850
>>22743853
WHAT? I can't even have the sexing with mah waifu =(

>>22743859
A lollipop actually.
Check out that glimmer of intellectual concentration in her eyes.

>>22743595
see >>22743575

>>22743767
She is lesbian as fuck, bro.

Jeez, guys, she's naive not developmentally disabled.

>>22743869
Yeah, I have no doubt that pre-algebra is really advanced for someone with downs.

>>22736653
FHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNC

>>22743859
But then I would just get a catgirl waifu. Like Aisha Clanclan. Now THATS some prime waifu material right there.

>>22743878
Fuck you, Bikko is the purest prostitute maiden ever.

>>22743591

>>22743944
enjoy getting NTR's by Finnish rapist elf

>>22743919
arguable

Sako
>Is crazy and will cheat to win.
>We are but from the North.
>She is a gun.
>She is also an elf.
>Bet she is great at hugging unlike some x-named ladys I can mention.

>>22743919
For her to still be this naive she must be developmentally challenged.

>>22744027
I would rather the rapise rifelf as my waifu, as >>22744029 beat me to saying

>>22744056
well the cloning was not perfect. Nothing was.

>>22744029
I need to get around to watching the rest of that show.

>>22744029
rape=/=hug

>>22744072
The fukken are you doing with my raifu?

>>22744029
I HEARD YOU LIKE ME ANON-CHAN. UGGGU~~

>>22744029
>>22744072
umm...sorce?

>>22744079
Rapes are the best hugs.

>>22744079
Maybe where you're from they aren't.

>>22743967
Anyone know where to find this manga?

>>22744098
how do I into spelling even with chrome?

>>22743687
>tfw someone saves your image

thank you, anon
<3

>>22744098
Upotte!!

>>22744098
check filenames

Macha or Nissa?

>>22744117
we didn't just save it, we have been building up on it

>>22744132
Macha, of course. Next question!

>>22744132
Nissa

>>22744132
Nerther but I guess my Raifu could keep Macha as a hugpet.

>>22744120
>>22744130
>reading wiki plot summary

What.

Is it actually good?

>>22744097
Oh god what. Why. How.

>>22744148
not really

>>22744148
It's an anime about guns who shoot guns. Guess.

>>22744148
Depends.

Do you like cute guns doing cute things?

>>22744162
I dunno. I've seen some weird anime that I would never have expected to be good.

also, sarcasm on internet

>>22744106
Wish I could provide.
Either there is like two dozes copies worldwide, all of them in Japan. Or the whole thing is just one elaborate hoax ... haven't found the scans in years.

>>22744162
>It's an anime about girls who are guns who shoot guns, one of which is a rapist elf and another is a doggirl
FTFY

>>22744177
>>22744182
That was intended to be a yes.

>>22744148
Good? Well, I can't say for sure - and I've seen the whole thing.
But it's certainly original. (well, as original as anime can get these days)

>>22744181
Strange, hit the sad panda up and it provided a non-H doujin with that pic in it. Too bad it's untranslated. Wish it was, this character looks really cute and interesting.

Link: http://exhentai.org/g/418739/25530c1fb3/

>>22744170
Well...I can't honestly say

>>22744248
there's a way to get past that, lemme see if I remember

>>22744248
>>22744264
http://haruhichan.com/wpblog/index.php/815/exhentai-chrome-plugin-get-past-sad-panda.html

Kinda long, but I assume it works

>>22744211
What was the deal with Sako-chan wanting to take over the school? what would she achieve by doing that? Was it all an excuse for hot rifle-on--rifle action?

>>22744264
BAM!

what about husbandos

>>22744293
Fuck off, scalefag. Someone already asked that question, anyways.

My first

>>22744264
For firefox
>DL Cookie manager plus
>make e-hentai.org account
>Alter e-hentai cookies source to come from exhentai.org
>Save cookies as new
>Go to exhentai.org. Sad panda steps off and lets you in.

That's how I've always done it at least.

>>22744298
that's rude
kobolds are sweet once you get past their incessant stealing habbits

>>22744320
Or you could just use the chrome extension

>>22744284
Warning for any of you faggots what don't lurk /DaSgen/
Don't read that one in the image there. Trust me.

>>22744335
I /really/ hate all the kobold wankery on /tg/. It gets old fast.

And if you really cared about being anything other than an obnoxious furfag, you would've made your own thread.

>>22744335
That's it, you cuteboldfags made kobolds the new kenders.

>>22744335
Thing is I need my eyes so their "rob you blind"- shtick really inconvenient for me.

>>22744248
Yup, that's the recent work involving her.
I was talking about the original doujins which are pretty much unacquirable.

>>22744364
You'd think someone would put them on the net somewhere. I mean, given their popularity you'd think one random fuck would have it and share it. Not hard to scan a doujin.

>>22744335
>kobolds are sweet once you get past their incessant stealing habbits
Sounds a lot like the furfags answer to a kender if you ask me.

>>22744393
I imagine they all know each other and are part some sort of cripwaifu illuminati.

man
you're all idiots
what you gotta do is torture the kobold clockwork orange style against thieving and beat him within an inch of death

>>22744393
yeah, that's what leads me to believe the whole thing might be just an elaborate hoax

>>22744416
Or...you just kill it because kobolds are shit.

>>22744428
you're shit

>>22744431
That may very well be, but the guy has a point.

>>22744431
Well they singlehandedly ruined this thread so I'm inclined to agree with the other guy.

>>22744416
How many lights do you see?

>>22744452
>waifu thread
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
how can you fucking ruin a "waifu thread"
you're dumbq

>>22744428
fuck you too buddy


but back to the thread

>>22744471
>how can you fucking ruin a "waifu thread"
With furfaggotry and ironic shitposting.

Thats right, what you are doing right now is even worse than waifu wankery.

>impliying you wouldnt like to be dominated by her

>>22744475
Really bro a smoker? Isn't kissing a smoker like licking an ashtray?

>>22744490
>>>/v/

>>22744506
thats for what her ears are for

>>22744517
>>22744490
both of you stop it.

>>22744503
Did you not read >>22744029
and >>22744102 ?

>>22744428
>>22744431
/a/ pls go

>>22744475
Speaking of elves, Scartits is my waifu and Chinforged is my husbando, so two for one with this picture.

>>22744412
eyepatch girls are the best girls

What's the point of this thread?

>>22744531
sako wont crush my hips on an uncontrolled fit of lust and desire with her own

>>22744426
Well if it is a hoax then we need to create it. The Bikko H-doujin where she's a cute, pure prostitute. A copy without an original... Heh, now that would be something.

I pray there's a good drawfag on that get's inspired somehow.

>>22744563
She's a wonderful girl.

>>22744563
>Dat wrist

>>22744538
>>22744563
>Eyepatchmind

>>22744568
No but she will shot you point blank while feting off on it.

>>22744538
>husbando
>Chinforged
>not fullplate-clad gnome shota
your taste is different than mine, but that's alright

>>22744580
>A copy without an original... Heh, now that would be something.
A Standalone Complex, if you will.

>>22744580
There is entirely too much leg in that picture.

>>22744594
getting

mah fukken spelling

>>22744580
>two legged Bikko
You sick fuck. I hope the FBI backtraces your shit.

So one of my Ecclipse Phase players has a waifu...

When I finally pull the reveal on him I fully expect him to hate me forever. He'd do the same damn thing if he could get it past me though, so it's all good.

>>22744598
Im pretty sure Chinforged is the only dude of the group. In fact, I think I have pictures of plategnome being molested somewhere.

>>22744580
>pic
you have the topless version?

>>22744613

>>22744607
its ok, it happens to all of us.

>>22744613
Well forgive me for not noticin', I'm drunk!

>>22744620
Why would he hate you?

Rampaging A.I. sexing is best A.I. sexing

>>22744640
>he does not know of hate

>>22743587
guilds as waifus?
Dimir secret sexual tech, or the fact that you could do ANYTHING with simic?
Ok. Simic.
>>22743591
Someone needs to design brodysseus for this task. /tg/ needs an official husbando

Really close call between her and Ms.Fortune & Painwheel

>>22744650
>AI is programed to have sex with you, even though it hates you

>>22744625
>defiling plategnome

>>22744661
Consider the fact that Dimir is basically the Mystery Box.

She could be anyone! All you know is, she'll kill to keep you and your secrets safe.

>>22744671
both are diapersluts, though

>>22744631
>mfw I realise it's my post in the screencap

>>22744671
>mfw I read that as Pinwheel
Damniit.

>>22744613
>shorts say 'ANAL' around the waistband
>shirt hanging outside says 'ANAL'

Well she seems to know what she likes and has no qualms about flaunting her sexuality.

Those are my fetishes, buttsex included. Waifuu get.

>>22744691
If it makes you feel better, Bonehead was the one doing it.

>>22744725
see >>22744631

>>22744742
it doesnt.

>>22744713
I was the final post at the bottom of the cap

>>22744671
the answer is Double

Waifu's eh? I've got a few.

the cutest

>>22744757
It should. Aint nothing wrong with a little girl on girl adventure time.

>>22744794

>>22744613
This right here is the very first image I downloaded after I had to reformat my hard-drive some years back.

>>22744794
That is cheating and you know it, also.....

... Get out of here stalker!

>>22744812
>Best waifu of all

>>22744810
no

>>22744820
>Blowout soon. Ungst.

>>22744835
You have one minute to give me serial number.

>>22744718
is Nito your Husbando?

well it should

>>22744844

>>22744631
To be fair, things like that are why I love it here. We take inane bullcrap and make it interesting and serious. Or we take shit and turn it to gold. Either way, the discussions here are the best.

>>22744813
>Walk into room, see that.
Instaboner, diamond class. Why?

>>22744813
>>22744759
>muh niggers

>>22744850
Krieger Female Model 68b #6345, of course.

This is my waifu.

>>22744836
Sorry, man, you cant stop fantasy women from being lesbians. To stop them is as forbidden as their love.

>>22744885
>that feel with someone reposts my shitty threadcap

>>22744885
I... Yes, I have the biggest thing for robot girls.

>Into the /d/ folder I go!

>>22744913
>tfw I'm the focus of the screencap
To think, all I had to do to make /tg/ love me is write about buckets of dicks.

>>22744938
That's all /tg/ ever talks about though...

>>22744938
Come on that can't be too much of a surprise .

>>22744962

>>22744885
yeah and that's before she goes full yandere

>>22744977

Well there's my waifu, who changes around a bit, and then there's my WAIFU.

Does anyone else have that feel?

>>22744885
Reminded me of this

>>22744926
Yes indeed. Really hoping there's a drawfag in here. I can't draw for shit or I'd be in the process of making that doujin.

>>22744962
That's /d/. Well, not *all* it talks about, but most of it. We all know the reason why that even showed up. We all know which red board is populated mostly with fa/tg/uys[/spoiler.

>>22744980
>Rule #1 is you don't put your dick in Yandere
>Addendum to Rule #1, Unless Yandere is really hot, or fulfills a specific fetish.

>>22744885
Daily reminder. Keep fingers clear of machinery while in use; wear eye protection at all times.

>>22744991
The age of 3d is over. The age of the waifu has begun!

>>22744968
Well yeah, but I'm not into dicks.

What's the only thing better then robotgirls? Robotic catgirls, of course!

>>22744996
Pretty much.
>My other robowaifu.

>>22744763
She's cool, in a freaky sort of eldritch abomination sort of way
>>22744708
Subjective, plus how can you not like her delicious brownness?

>>22745007
>KOS-MOS destroying a guy's hand.

I could see that, but she was more Kuudere in red-eye mode and a kind, motherly prostitute in blue-eye mode.

I lover her either way.

>>22745033
Moar waifus for the waifu god!

>>22745007
>>22745008
>>22745028
Japan really sucks at this "Making things look robotic" thing
>Hey, how do I make this chick look like a 'borg?
>draw lines on her face and hang shit off her hips, duh.

>>22745057
Because there is already a far superior brown musclegirl catwaifu out there

>This Thread

>>22745108

They aren't looking robotic, they're made to look like a robot made to look like a person.

And, really, at the tech-level where sophisticated, Turing-passable gynoids are a possibility, making them look *exactly* like humans is a given, so even "a couple lines on her face" is pretty excessive.

>>22745142
>so even "a couple lines on her face" is pretty excessive.
Its probably more to stop them from infiltrating human society than anything else.

>>22745005
>Rule #1 is you don't put your dick in Yandere
>implying you could possibly prevent her from getting you inside her
She won't force you of course, oh on. She'll be patient. She'll convince you nicely. Well, by being nice at you... nicer than anyone else possibly could. And erasing all the potential competition. By any means necessary.

>>22744990
you poor bastard

>>22745108
To be fair, the end goal would be to make an android/gynoid that looks so human you can't tell the difference through eyesight alone without a marker (red eyes for example).

Part of what makes robot girls so attractive is the fact you know they're not human or even biological despite their human appearance.

Plus there's the whole figuring them out angle. Do they/can they fall in love? What does she really think of me? ect... For the philosophically inclined, that's quite a draw.

>>22745142
>Mah Nigga.jpg

>>22745184
That's okay, that's true devotion and love. I'm okay with that.

>>22744980
She would only do that if she thought it was your fetish and even then she would probably horrifically misunderstand what it meant to be yandere. Way to completely miss the fucking point of the joke.

>>22745115
Touché sir, touché She was my first and favorite But I still say Fortune's one of my favorites, yet still comes in second to Filia.

>>22745197
>Part of what makes robot girls so attractive is the fact you know they're not human or even biological despite their human appearance.
I dunno, I always liked the "Not human at all" kind of robot chicks

>>22745197
While I prefer slightly more robotic gynoids, I have no problem with the Japanese approach. You nailed the underlying emotions behind it down perfectly, though. Its all about the thrill of discovery and exploration of an utterly alien psyche.

Same deal with aliens, except you also get to discover a whole new culture, language, and biology on top of that.

Because the best waifus are demonic spiders from the waist down.

>>22745232
Fortune is probably the only thing from Skullgirls I don't think looks like shit, so I agree with you there.

>>22745248
>the best waifus are demonic spiders from the waist down.
tell me more

>>22745271
I just played through that for the first time recently.

It is pretty good.

>>22745271
From dark souls. An unfortunately easy fight, but fun nonetheless.

>>22745245
Culture, language, history, ect. Are all well and good, but it's the exploration of an utterly alien psyche that really nails it down for me.

>>22745248
I dunno, I'm more partial to fluffy tail then spidertits.

>>22745308
Like I said, the biology and culture that stems from said biology are just bonus, its all about the utterly alien psyche, be it a mechanical one or a xenomorphic one.

>>22745305
>An unfortunately easy fight

Speak for yourself.
Took me four hours my first time, back in the good old days when I didn't know about Summoning help or the Drake Sword.

God, to think my first playthrough was almost 50 hours, and now I can beat the game in 5.

>Decided to re-read Love and Krieg. God damn it's been awhile. still adorable.

>>22745339
>biology and culture that stems from said biology
Ya lost me.

>>22745359
Pic, not waifu material. I don't wanna be killed by a butch nazi vampire.

OT: Do they ever explain why a member of the Swedish royal-house is working as a merc?

>>22745190
Ooooo that stings

Its not her, dont worry

Its the one you know, featured most prominently.

>>22745357
>drake sword
>using the drake sword through into blighttown
No wonder you were getting your ass kicked. She telegraphs every move from a mile away.

Her sister is also nice. Damnit namco, why'd you have to rush the game out the door before they could flesh out the chaos servant covenant. Or darkmoons. Or gravelords. Or the princess guard. Or half the rest of the game.

>>22745389
Talking about aliens, son. They gonna have completely different views on life simply due to their fundamentally different biology. If you thought the East vs West culture gap was bad, wait until you have to deal with the Earth vs Skorganith one.

>>22745359
Re-read that a few days ago along with LCB and the Shy Guardsman stories. Wished we had more writefaggin like this.

>>22745397
Nigga puhreezu. Ain't nothing butch about that vampire.
>>22745466
I miss those days, I was thinking about doing something like Katawa Shouju... INNNNNN SPAAAACE. We'll see though.

>>22745444
>Implying
We are either going to find a singularity or single-cellular beings. Not a race.

>>22745484
>on /tg/
>cannot play make believe for a bit
Don't be a pedantic asshole, now. We arent going to find either within our lifespan, anyways.

>>22745483
I was talking about the crazy bitch that killed Pip, Seras is hella fine

>>22745483
>Katawa Shouju... INNNNNN SPAAAACE

You have my attention.

>>22745505
>within our lifespan
That phrase might take a wildly different meaning within our lifespan, anon.

>>22745466
superior OTP

>>22745483
>Katawa Shouju... INNNNNN SPAAAACE
Dear god please don't.

>>22745522
Retired force commanders and people too injured for active service, teaching at a Schola Progenium (Graduating class, highschool girls yo)
>MC, Guardsman of some such
>Amputee Krieger
>Blind SoB
>Deaf/mute Techpriestess, renders everything in binary.
Dunno. Sounded fun

>>22745549
No anon, do it. The insanity shall be glorious.

>>22745466
>We won't have another story like Gav and Bob again

>>22745483
You talking about a 40K vn? Because if you are, I want an option to tenderly love a daemonette waifu, or at the very least, a Farseer.

>>22745568
See, this already sounds terrible. Theres no reason for anyone to be amputee, deaf, or blind when you can just slap on more limbs and eyes and other sensory organs.
>>22745584
>insanity
Yeah, no. Its just gonna be thread after thread of HURR DURR, DA FEEELS ANON, DA FEEEELS. Fuck that. And its unoriginal and derivative as fuck.

>>22745604
Don't need another one, we got 'un already. Cuz of it, potatoes just don't taste as good anymore...

>>22745568
What? No horrificly burned SoB?

Pictured; mai waifu.

>>22745622
In space, NO ONE CAN HAVE FUN. Don't like it, don't pay it any attention, Cap'n Sagefag.
>>22745628
Meh, I wasn't too big on the crispy critter myself. I had an idea about a Sister tearing out her eyes in a fight with a Keeper of Secrets.

>>22745663
>In space, NO ONE CAN HAVE FUN
If you're gonna do shitty fanfiction, at least try to get the basics right.
>Cap'n Sagefag.
Not even saging, dumbass.
>>22745628
Ironically, this is literally the only one that makes sense in the setting.

>>22745655
IIiiiiiiiifffff you say so.

>>22745699
He could always set it in the WHH-verse, where all bad 40K writefaggotry goes to never die and be circlejerked over nonstop.

>>22745699
>Only one that makes sense
You could give the "Amputee Krieger" Bionic legs or something, the one in the game has prosthetics.
Blind Psykers are a common thing as well apparently.

>>22745705

Never once have I had a problem with the Capra Demon. In the billions of builds and themed characters I have made, never a problem.

>>22745744
But why the FUCK would they have an untrained psyker anywhere CLOSE to the other fuckups?
Actually, what the hell would any of them be doing together? I get the guardsman and krieger, but techpriests and sisters aren't involved in any way with IG. At least, not on that level.

>>22745744
yeah, and the armeless one could be Abaddon

>>22745744
>You could give the "Amputee Krieger" Bionic legs or something
Bionic legs are still legs. Then again, it will probably address the handicaps about as much as KS did, which is none
>Blind Psykers are a common thing as well apparently.
Yeah, I don't know why he didn't go with Navigator or something. Still, Navigators see through the Warp or some shit, so thats more of dealing with a schizophrenic who sees daemons everywhere rather than a blind chick. And I highly doubt they would let the pet freaks out of their pens.

Alls Im saying is that when you have a setting where there is a religion based around voluntarily cutting off your limbs and removing your organs to replace them with steel and circuits and where some people can regenerate limbs with their fucking brain, KS makes no sense whatsoever.

>>22745813
indeed.
SO LETS MAKE A CHAOS WAIFU GAME INSTEAD!

>>22745860
How about we don't have it be about waifus at all?

>>22745878
>a quest not about waifus

>>22745878
OC daemons? Kudos if we include or represent Malal/Malice

>>22745878
>KS fanfiction
>not about poorly written waifus

>>22745904
Malal.

>>22745893
no, but sometimes I feel really, really old

Though if there was a 40k waifu game it'd have females from all xenos and daemons... ork chicks, uggghhh

>>22746022
>ork chicks

>>22746046
a horrifying concept to be sure

>>22743589
>>22746022
Now can it be an Eldar smut thread?

>>22746286
I thought this thread was about Monstergirls, Robot Girls, aliens, and amputees as waifus.

>>22746661
>lamia waifu reading a bedtime story to her egg
My heart cant handle the amounts of dawww in this picture.

norn or sheoldred?

>>22744813
>boxers say ANAL

yes