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Waifu Thread 2: Electric Boogaloo. Cont'd from >>22735655

>> No.22742942
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Okay so from what I was interested in, there was a debate between the virtues of Cuddles and Fran

And a group of Elegan/tg/entelmen were attempting to narrow in the personality profile of cuddles

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>> No.22742991

could you be a bit clearer?

>> No.22742996

Fran makes a fuckton of monuy but she seems to loos it all, that is poor waifu material.

>> No.22743028

Shes the played out 'monster on the outside, lady on the inside' cliche. If you painted her green and yanked on her ears a bit, you could call her Shrek.

>> No.22743030
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Genki girl with very slow moves to prevent it from being annoying, modest, not very smart but curious and nerdy, caring and genuinely nice, undeterrably optimistic and enthusiastic, fun-loving but very concerned with her royal duties and her friends' safety, clumsy and ditzy at times but always willing to fix her mistakes, just a teenage taucron in a grim and dark future. What's not to love?

>> No.22743063

The part where she is even more incompetent and unsuccessful than Fran.

>> No.22743081

But that's adorable!

>> No.22743086
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Didn't the last waifu thread just turn into a monstergirl thread?

>> No.22743091

not so much, she never acts outright monstrous, except on the battlefield with is pretty obvious why

>> No.22743092

Also her boobs are mad of metal, no thanks

>> No.22743108

Well at least they don't have the consistency of your grandma's flabby ass.
Because that's what fleshy boobs feel like.

>> No.22743111
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>Implying many on /tg/ find competence appealing

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>> No.22743125
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It's not just about the boobs.

>> No.22743142

Cuddles' outfit should really be closer to bondage gear. It would make her extra characterful.

>> No.22743161

Also, extra bondage-y.

>> No.22743177
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Not when my guts are decorating some wall because shes just so kawaii, uguu.
I know I do.

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Well all of the rest of her is made of metal too, not hugable at all.

>> No.22743202
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But she's the best at hugs!

>> No.22743212

I dunno, it could be like hugging a laptop. Hard and smooth, yet warm as fuck.

>> No.22743218

>Not when my guts are decorating some wall because shes just so kawaii, uguu.
but it's also funny, she usually reacts to it the way a kid would if he just broke a window while playing soccer.

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I have a whole archive of Xeno hugging people.

>> No.22743256

Shes like a trainwreck. Entertaining to watch, but I would never want to be involved with it.

>> No.22743263

Oh come on, we all know the Major is just a mechanical, plump butt through which Shirow expresses his philosophical opinions.

>> No.22743267
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>> No.22743279
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>Blues face
Gets me every time.

>> No.22743286

Neither would I.

>> No.22743293
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At least it was a competent and sexy butt.

>> No.22743335

>hugging a laptop
lulwut if I'm gonna have a fantasy waifu then I'm non't gonna be dating a piece of hardware.

I don't see how she could, being hard and cold doesn't make for good hugs and I know a thing or two about hugs. I have be hugged like at least six times.

>> No.22743371

Why do I think of Melvin from YGOTA when I see that pic?

>> No.22743372
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But Xeno is a machine! She generates heat.

>> No.22743378
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she ain't cold, though. See those slits where her cleavage would be? It's to vent off heat. And to make it more skeletal.

>> No.22743403
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stupid sexy Sanakan~

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>> No.22743410

Now, come here so I can cut you.
I mean hug you.
Hugging is what I meant.

>> No.22743419

Aw dammit Sana-sana-sanakan; the only waifu that tops Xeno for me.

>> No.22743421

I kind of just assume that all necron tech is cold like pace. seems like it would fit them a whole lot better.

So the arms are still cold and my chest getting cocked? How is getting hugged by a meatbag not better?

>> No.22743438

She's a huge bitch, though; and she doesn't even look elvish.
>low-cut bottom
0/10 would not touch with a ten-foot pole.

>> No.22743449

Her arms aren't cold, why would you assume it?

>> No.22743452
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more of "imouto" material than actual "waifu", but worth mentioning regardless

>> No.22743470

>She's a huge bitch

Was a huge bitch. After going through hell twice, she's matured quite a bit.

>> No.22743473

"Tell him, Jack."
"He's right."

>> No.22743475

If her heat dump is in the chest why wouldn't the arms be cold?

And she is still made of metal.

>> No.22743480
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My waifu is kawaii as hell, yo.

>> No.22743490
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Search your hearts. You'll find her true.

>> No.22743494

precisely, metal is an excellent heat conductor, and keep in mind that she's full of servos and greasing fluids.

>> No.22743508

Alright, fine, she's cold like a corpse. But her love is pure and true, unadulterated by primitive biology.

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Say what you want, Ribbon is adorable.

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>> No.22743536

Waifu tends to mean "female character that I like for any reason" on /tg/

>> No.22743538

>Cold like a corpse.

>> No.22743552
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Superior adorable elf

>> No.22743553

I've stuck my penis in quite a few corpses in my day, friend, and let me tell you. They tend to be more luke warm than out right cold.

>> No.22743554

Cold body, warm heart.

>> No.22743575
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And another.

>> No.22743576

What's with the XIDF in this thread?

>> No.22743580

Were you that one guy who worked at a morgue?

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>> No.22743589

Please, PLEASE let this turn into an eldar ass thread, for the love of GOD, PLEASE!

>> No.22743590

I do work at a morgue, but I don't think I'm that guy.

>> No.22743591

We know /tg/'s waifus.

But who are /tg/'s husbandus?

>> No.22743595

Shesh, doesn't mean much, she's less adorable than Nissa-Nissa and Macha-Macha.

>> No.22743599
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Scruffy is my husbando.

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I remember seeing some people with touhou waifus in the previous thread, Yuugi in particular.

My waifu. All other waifus are wonderful girls.

>> No.22743604

Nothing, we're just analyzing Xeno objectively and turns out she's an awright waifu.

>> No.22743618
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These two are my husbandos.

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>> No.22743630

I'm not into fucking machines and you can't really have a solid marriage without the sexing so that would be kind of a deal breaker for me.

>> No.22743638


all day erry day

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do you even need to ask?

>> No.22743651
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>Implying "imouto" isn't just a subgenre of waifu
Yachett: Seducer of primal forces.

>> No.22743661

so dreamy

>> No.22743667

Gets mah dick hard. Mmm.

>> No.22743672

Are we all forgetting that Xeno is made of nanites? She's like the T-1000, she can be anything you want. Hard, soft, warm, cold, whatever.

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Veldoran has the sexiest voice ever.

>> No.22743706

>Changing heat

>> No.22743707

of course, but it depends on her mood, it's a subconscious process.

>> No.22743711

heat is vibration of particles, so why not?

>> No.22743712

>9000 hours in MS paint

>> No.22743733

But it's not on the macro-scale that nanites are.

>> No.22743734

Oh great so you would have to melta-proof you dick before sticking it to her?

>> No.22743767

>people talking about sexing Xeno

>> No.22743771
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You all lose

>> No.22743788

She's probably more interested in an intellectually stimulating relationship, anyway.

Which is why she's so gay for Weaver.

>> No.22743792


So what makes Blowjoblips McTitplate the best?

>> No.22743798


>> No.22743810

That bitch has had collagen injections. No way those lips are naturally that grotesque.

>> No.22743818

Well that's what makes her a bad waifu isn't it?

>> No.22743841

>Mentally retarded
>Interested in intellectually stimulating relationship
that's not that hard then. is it?

>> No.22743850
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>pure maiden
>bad waifu
nah, it can work just fine

>> No.22743853

No, on the very contrary.

>> No.22743856

She has a boobplate, mah waifu got to be a good fightan (coss I sure as shit isn't) and poor choice of armor made for poor waifu.

>> No.22743859

Just wave a cat toy about, that's all it takes to keep her mentally stimulated.

>> No.22743869

She's very good at math, though!

>> No.22743874
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My niggas.

>> No.22743878
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but then, so can one that does sex for living...

>> No.22743880

WHAT? I can't even have the sexing with mah waifu =(

>> No.22743891
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A lollipop actually.
Check out that glimmer of intellectual concentration in her eyes.

>> No.22743899

see >>22743575

>> No.22743918
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She is lesbian as fuck, bro.

>> No.22743919

Jeez, guys, she's naive not developmentally disabled.

>> No.22743931

Yeah, I have no doubt that pre-algebra is really advanced for someone with downs.

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>> No.22743946
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But then I would just get a catgirl waifu. Like Aisha Clanclan. Now THATS some prime waifu material right there.

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Fuck you, Bikko is the purest prostitute maiden ever.

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>> No.22744027
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enjoy getting NTR's by Finnish rapist elf

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>> No.22744029
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>Is crazy and will cheat to win.
>We are but from the North.
>She is a gun.
>She is also an elf.
>Bet she is great at hugging unlike some x-named ladys I can mention.

>> No.22744056

For her to still be this naive she must be developmentally challenged.

>> No.22744065

I would rather the rapise rifelf as my waifu, as >>22744029 beat me to saying

>> No.22744071

well the cloning was not perfect. Nothing was.

>> No.22744072
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I need to get around to watching the rest of that show.

>> No.22744079


>> No.22744091

The fukken are you doing with my raifu?

>> No.22744097
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>> No.22744098


>> No.22744102

Rapes are the best hugs.

>> No.22744105

Maybe where you're from they aren't.

>> No.22744106
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Anyone know where to find this manga?

>> No.22744109

how do I into spelling even with chrome?

>> No.22744117

>tfw someone saves your image

thank you, anon

>> No.22744120


>> No.22744130

check filenames

>> No.22744132

Macha or Nissa?

>> No.22744137
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we didn't just save it, we have been building up on it

>> No.22744142

Macha, of course. Next question!

>> No.22744143


>> No.22744145

Nerther but I guess my Raifu could keep Macha as a hugpet.

>> No.22744148

>reading wiki plot summary


Is it actually good?

>> No.22744152

Oh god what. Why. How.

>> No.22744153

not really

>> No.22744162

It's an anime about guns who shoot guns. Guess.

>> No.22744170


Do you like cute guns doing cute things?

>> No.22744177

I dunno. I've seen some weird anime that I would never have expected to be good.

also, sarcasm on internet

>> No.22744181
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Wish I could provide.
Either there is like two dozes copies worldwide, all of them in Japan. Or the whole thing is just one elaborate hoax ... haven't found the scans in years.

>> No.22744182

>It's an anime about girls who are guns who shoot guns, one of which is a rapist elf and another is a doggirl

>> No.22744203

That was intended to be a yes.

>> No.22744211

Good? Well, I can't say for sure - and I've seen the whole thing.
But it's certainly original. (well, as original as anime can get these days)

>> No.22744248

Strange, hit the sad panda up and it provided a non-H doujin with that pic in it. Too bad it's untranslated. Wish it was, this character looks really cute and interesting.

Link: http://exhentai.org/g/418739/25530c1fb3/

>> No.22744251

Well...I can't honestly say

>> No.22744264

there's a way to get past that, lemme see if I remember

>> No.22744278


Kinda long, but I assume it works

>> No.22744280

What was the deal with Sako-chan wanting to take over the school? what would she achieve by doing that? Was it all an excuse for hot rifle-on--rifle action?

>> No.22744284
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>> No.22744293
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what about husbandos

>> No.22744298

Fuck off, scalefag. Someone already asked that question, anyways.

>> No.22744310
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My first

>> No.22744320

For firefox
>DL Cookie manager plus
>make e-hentai.org account
>Alter e-hentai cookies source to come from exhentai.org
>Save cookies as new
>Go to exhentai.org. Sad panda steps off and lets you in.

That's how I've always done it at least.

>> No.22744335

that's rude
kobolds are sweet once you get past their incessant stealing habbits

>> No.22744353

Or you could just use the chrome extension

>> No.22744354

Warning for any of you faggots what don't lurk /DaSgen/
Don't read that one in the image there. Trust me.

>> No.22744356

I /really/ hate all the kobold wankery on /tg/. It gets old fast.

And if you really cared about being anything other than an obnoxious furfag, you would've made your own thread.

>> No.22744360

That's it, you cuteboldfags made kobolds the new kenders.

>> No.22744362

Thing is I need my eyes so their "rob you blind"- shtick really inconvenient for me.

>> No.22744364

Yup, that's the recent work involving her.
I was talking about the original doujins which are pretty much unacquirable.

>> No.22744393

You'd think someone would put them on the net somewhere. I mean, given their popularity you'd think one random fuck would have it and share it. Not hard to scan a doujin.

>> No.22744399

>kobolds are sweet once you get past their incessant stealing habbits
Sounds a lot like the furfags answer to a kender if you ask me.

>> No.22744412
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I imagine they all know each other and are part some sort of cripwaifu illuminati.

>> No.22744416

you're all idiots
what you gotta do is torture the kobold clockwork orange style against thieving and beat him within an inch of death

>> No.22744426

yeah, that's what leads me to believe the whole thing might be just an elaborate hoax

>> No.22744428

Or...you just kill it because kobolds are shit.

>> No.22744431

you're shit

>> No.22744446

That may very well be, but the guy has a point.

>> No.22744452

Well they singlehandedly ruined this thread so I'm inclined to agree with the other guy.

>> No.22744468

How many lights do you see?

>> No.22744471

>waifu thread
how can you fucking ruin a "waifu thread"
you're dumbq

>> No.22744475
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fuck you too buddy

but back to the thread

>> No.22744490

>how can you fucking ruin a "waifu thread"
With furfaggotry and ironic shitposting.

Thats right, what you are doing right now is even worse than waifu wankery.

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>impliying you wouldnt like to be dominated by her

>> No.22744506

Really bro a smoker? Isn't kissing a smoker like licking an ashtray?

>> No.22744517


>> No.22744526

thats for what her ears are for

both of you stop it.

>> No.22744531

Did you not read >>22744029
and >>22744102 ?

>> No.22744534

/a/ pls go

>> No.22744538
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Speaking of elves, Scartits is my waifu and Chinforged is my husbando, so two for one with this picture.

>> No.22744563
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eyepatch girls are the best girls

>> No.22744566

What's the point of this thread?

>> No.22744568

sako wont crush my hips on an uncontrolled fit of lust and desire with her own

>> No.22744580
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Well if it is a hoax then we need to create it. The Bikko H-doujin where she's a cute, pure prostitute. A copy without an original... Heh, now that would be something.

I pray there's a good drawfag on that get's inspired somehow.

She's a wonderful girl.

>> No.22744581

>Dat wrist

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>> No.22744594

No but she will shot you point blank while feting off on it.

>> No.22744598

>not fullplate-clad gnome shota
your taste is different than mine, but that's alright

>> No.22744599
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>A copy without an original... Heh, now that would be something.
A Standalone Complex, if you will.

>> No.22744600

There is entirely too much leg in that picture.

>> No.22744607


mah fukken spelling

>> No.22744613
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>two legged Bikko
You sick fuck. I hope the FBI backtraces your shit.

>> No.22744620
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So one of my Ecclipse Phase players has a waifu...

When I finally pull the reveal on him I fully expect him to hate me forever. He'd do the same damn thing if he could get it past me though, so it's all good.

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Im pretty sure Chinforged is the only dude of the group. In fact, I think I have pictures of plategnome being molested somewhere.

>> No.22744630

you have the topless version?

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>> No.22744636
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its ok, it happens to all of us.

>> No.22744637

Well forgive me for not noticin', I'm drunk!

>> No.22744640

Why would he hate you?

Rampaging A.I. sexing is best A.I. sexing

>> No.22744650
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>he does not know of hate

>> No.22744661

guilds as waifus?
Dimir secret sexual tech, or the fact that you could do ANYTHING with simic?
Ok. Simic.
Someone needs to design brodysseus for this task. /tg/ needs an official husbando

>> No.22744671
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Really close call between her and Ms.Fortune & Painwheel

>> No.22744687
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>AI is programed to have sex with you, even though it hates you

>> No.22744691
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>defiling plategnome

>> No.22744700

Consider the fact that Dimir is basically the Mystery Box.

She could be anyone! All you know is, she'll kill to keep you and your secrets safe.

>> No.22744708

both are diapersluts, though

>> No.22744713
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>mfw I realise it's my post in the screencap

>> No.22744718
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>mfw I read that as Pinwheel

>> No.22744725

>shorts say 'ANAL' around the waistband
>shirt hanging outside says 'ANAL'

Well she seems to know what she likes and has no qualms about flaunting her sexuality.

Those are my fetishes, buttsex included. Waifuu get.

>> No.22744742

If it makes you feel better, Bonehead was the one doing it.

>> No.22744749

see >>22744631

>> No.22744751
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>> No.22744757
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it doesnt.

>> No.22744759

I was the final post at the bottom of the cap

>> No.22744763

the answer is Double

>> No.22744794
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Waifu's eh? I've got a few.

>> No.22744804 [SPOILER] 
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the cutest

>> No.22744810
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It should. Aint nothing wrong with a little girl on girl adventure time.

>> No.22744812
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>> No.22744813
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This right here is the very first image I downloaded after I had to reformat my hard-drive some years back.

>> No.22744820

That is cheating and you know it, also.....

... Get out of here stalker!

>> No.22744835
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>Best waifu of all

>> No.22744836
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>> No.22744844
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>Blowout soon. Ungst.

>> No.22744850

You have one minute to give me serial number.

>> No.22744857

is Nito your Husbando?

well it should

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>> No.22744859
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To be fair, things like that are why I love it here. We take inane bullcrap and make it interesting and serious. Or we take shit and turn it to gold. Either way, the discussions here are the best.

>Walk into room, see that.
Instaboner, diamond class. Why?

>> No.22744863
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>muh niggers

>> No.22744868
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Krieger Female Model 68b #6345, of course.

>> No.22744885
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This is my waifu.

>> No.22744909
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Sorry, man, you cant stop fantasy women from being lesbians. To stop them is as forbidden as their love.

>> No.22744913
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>that feel with someone reposts my shitty threadcap

>> No.22744926
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I... Yes, I have the biggest thing for robot girls.

>Into the /d/ folder I go!

>> No.22744938
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>tfw I'm the focus of the screencap
To think, all I had to do to make /tg/ love me is write about buckets of dicks.

>> No.22744962
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That's all /tg/ ever talks about though...

>> No.22744968

Come on that can't be too much of a surprise .

>> No.22744977
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>> No.22744980

yeah and that's before she goes full yandere

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>> No.22744990 [SPOILER] 
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Well there's my waifu, who changes around a bit, and then there's my WAIFU.

Does anyone else have that feel?

>> No.22744991
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Reminded me of this

>> No.22744996
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Yes indeed. Really hoping there's a drawfag in here. I can't draw for shit or I'd be in the process of making that doujin.

That's /d/. Well, not *all* it talks about, but most of it. We all know the reason why that even showed up. We all know which red board is populated mostly with fa/tg/uys[/spoiler.

>> No.22745005

>Rule #1 is you don't put your dick in Yandere
>Addendum to Rule #1, Unless Yandere is really hot, or fulfills a specific fetish.

>> No.22745007
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Daily reminder. Keep fingers clear of machinery while in use; wear eye protection at all times.

>> No.22745008
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The age of 3d is over. The age of the waifu has begun!

>> No.22745009
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Well yeah, but I'm not into dicks.

>> No.22745028
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What's the only thing better then robotgirls? Robotic catgirls, of course!

>> No.22745033
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Pretty much.
>My other robowaifu.

>> No.22745057
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She's cool, in a freaky sort of eldritch abomination sort of way
Subjective, plus how can you not like her delicious brownness?

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>KOS-MOS destroying a guy's hand.

I could see that, but she was more Kuudere in red-eye mode and a kind, motherly prostitute in blue-eye mode.

I lover her either way.

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Moar waifus for the waifu god!

>> No.22745108

Japan really sucks at this "Making things look robotic" thing
>Hey, how do I make this chick look like a 'borg?
>draw lines on her face and hang shit off her hips, duh.

>> No.22745115
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Because there is already a far superior brown musclegirl catwaifu out there

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>This Thread

>> No.22745142


They aren't looking robotic, they're made to look like a robot made to look like a person.

And, really, at the tech-level where sophisticated, Turing-passable gynoids are a possibility, making them look *exactly* like humans is a given, so even "a couple lines on her face" is pretty excessive.

>> No.22745162
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>so even "a couple lines on her face" is pretty excessive.
Its probably more to stop them from infiltrating human society than anything else.

>> No.22745184

>Rule #1 is you don't put your dick in Yandere
>implying you could possibly prevent her from getting you inside her
She won't force you of course, oh on. She'll be patient. She'll convince you nicely. Well, by being nice at you... nicer than anyone else possibly could. And erasing all the potential competition. By any means necessary.

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you poor bastard

>> No.22745197
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To be fair, the end goal would be to make an android/gynoid that looks so human you can't tell the difference through eyesight alone without a marker (red eyes for example).

Part of what makes robot girls so attractive is the fact you know they're not human or even biological despite their human appearance.

Plus there's the whole figuring them out angle. Do they/can they fall in love? What does she really think of me? ect... For the philosophically inclined, that's quite a draw.

>Mah Nigga.jpg

>> No.22745199

That's okay, that's true devotion and love. I'm okay with that.

>> No.22745200

She would only do that if she thought it was your fetish and even then she would probably horrifically misunderstand what it meant to be yandere. Way to completely miss the fucking point of the joke.

>> No.22745232
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Touché sir, touché She was my first and favorite But I still say Fortune's one of my favorites, yet still comes in second to Filia.

>> No.22745241

>Part of what makes robot girls so attractive is the fact you know they're not human or even biological despite their human appearance.
I dunno, I always liked the "Not human at all" kind of robot chicks

>> No.22745245
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While I prefer slightly more robotic gynoids, I have no problem with the Japanese approach. You nailed the underlying emotions behind it down perfectly, though. Its all about the thrill of discovery and exploration of an utterly alien psyche.

Same deal with aliens, except you also get to discover a whole new culture, language, and biology on top of that.

>> No.22745248
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Because the best waifus are demonic spiders from the waist down.

>> No.22745253

Fortune is probably the only thing from Skullgirls I don't think looks like shit, so I agree with you there.

>> No.22745271
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>the best waifus are demonic spiders from the waist down.
tell me more

>> No.22745304

I just played through that for the first time recently.

It is pretty good.

>> No.22745305
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From dark souls. An unfortunately easy fight, but fun nonetheless.

>> No.22745308

Culture, language, history, ect. Are all well and good, but it's the exploration of an utterly alien psyche that really nails it down for me.

>> No.22745322
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I dunno, I'm more partial to fluffy tail then spidertits.

>> No.22745339
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Like I said, the biology and culture that stems from said biology are just bonus, its all about the utterly alien psyche, be it a mechanical one or a xenomorphic one.

>> No.22745357

>An unfortunately easy fight

Speak for yourself.
Took me four hours my first time, back in the good old days when I didn't know about Summoning help or the Drake Sword.

God, to think my first playthrough was almost 50 hours, and now I can beat the game in 5.

>> No.22745359
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>Decided to re-read Love and Krieg. God damn it's been awhile. still adorable.

>> No.22745389

>biology and culture that stems from said biology
Ya lost me.

>> No.22745397

Pic, not waifu material. I don't wanna be killed by a butch nazi vampire.

OT: Do they ever explain why a member of the Swedish royal-house is working as a merc?

>> No.22745400
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Ooooo that stings

Its not her, dont worry

Its the one you know, featured most prominently.

>> No.22745411
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>drake sword
>using the drake sword through into blighttown
No wonder you were getting your ass kicked. She telegraphs every move from a mile away.

Her sister is also nice. Damnit namco, why'd you have to rush the game out the door before they could flesh out the chaos servant covenant. Or darkmoons. Or gravelords. Or the princess guard. Or half the rest of the game.

>> No.22745444
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Talking about aliens, son. They gonna have completely different views on life simply due to their fundamentally different biology. If you thought the East vs West culture gap was bad, wait until you have to deal with the Earth vs Skorganith one.

>> No.22745466
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Re-read that a few days ago along with LCB and the Shy Guardsman stories. Wished we had more writefaggin like this.

>> No.22745483

Nigga puhreezu. Ain't nothing butch about that vampire.
I miss those days, I was thinking about doing something like Katawa Shouju... INNNNNN SPAAAACE. We'll see though.

>> No.22745484

We are either going to find a singularity or single-cellular beings. Not a race.

>> No.22745505

>on /tg/
>cannot play make believe for a bit
Don't be a pedantic asshole, now. We arent going to find either within our lifespan, anyways.

>> No.22745507

I was talking about the crazy bitch that killed Pip, Seras is hella fine

>> No.22745522
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>Katawa Shouju... INNNNNN SPAAAACE

You have my attention.

>> No.22745527

>within our lifespan
That phrase might take a wildly different meaning within our lifespan, anon.

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superior OTP

>> No.22745549
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>Katawa Shouju... INNNNNN SPAAAACE
Dear god please don't.

>> No.22745568

Retired force commanders and people too injured for active service, teaching at a Schola Progenium (Graduating class, highschool girls yo)
>MC, Guardsman of some such
>Amputee Krieger
>Blind SoB
>Deaf/mute Techpriestess, renders everything in binary.
Dunno. Sounded fun

>> No.22745584
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No anon, do it. The insanity shall be glorious.

>> No.22745604
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>We won't have another story like Gav and Bob again

>> No.22745621
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You talking about a 40K vn? Because if you are, I want an option to tenderly love a daemonette waifu, or at the very least, a Farseer.

>> No.22745622

See, this already sounds terrible. Theres no reason for anyone to be amputee, deaf, or blind when you can just slap on more limbs and eyes and other sensory organs.
Yeah, no. Its just gonna be thread after thread of HURR DURR, DA FEEELS ANON, DA FEEEELS. Fuck that. And its unoriginal and derivative as fuck.

>> No.22745623

Don't need another one, we got 'un already. Cuz of it, potatoes just don't taste as good anymore...

>> No.22745628
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What? No horrificly burned SoB?

>> No.22745655 [SPOILER] 
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Pictured; mai waifu.

>> No.22745663

In space, NO ONE CAN HAVE FUN. Don't like it, don't pay it any attention, Cap'n Sagefag.
Meh, I wasn't too big on the crispy critter myself. I had an idea about a Sister tearing out her eyes in a fight with a Keeper of Secrets.

>> No.22745699

If you're gonna do shitty fanfiction, at least try to get the basics right.
>Cap'n Sagefag.
Not even saging, dumbass.
Ironically, this is literally the only one that makes sense in the setting.

>> No.22745705
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IIiiiiiiiifffff you say so.

>> No.22745709

He could always set it in the WHH-verse, where all bad 40K writefaggotry goes to never die and be circlejerked over nonstop.

>> No.22745744

>Only one that makes sense
You could give the "Amputee Krieger" Bionic legs or something, the one in the game has prosthetics.
Blind Psykers are a common thing as well apparently.

>> No.22745772


Never once have I had a problem with the Capra Demon. In the billions of builds and themed characters I have made, never a problem.

>> No.22745783

But why the FUCK would they have an untrained psyker anywhere CLOSE to the other fuckups?
Actually, what the hell would any of them be doing together? I get the guardsman and krieger, but techpriests and sisters aren't involved in any way with IG. At least, not on that level.

>> No.22745803

yeah, and the armeless one could be Abaddon

>> No.22745813

>You could give the "Amputee Krieger" Bionic legs or something
Bionic legs are still legs. Then again, it will probably address the handicaps about as much as KS did, which is none
>Blind Psykers are a common thing as well apparently.
Yeah, I don't know why he didn't go with Navigator or something. Still, Navigators see through the Warp or some shit, so thats more of dealing with a schizophrenic who sees daemons everywhere rather than a blind chick. And I highly doubt they would let the pet freaks out of their pens.

Alls Im saying is that when you have a setting where there is a religion based around voluntarily cutting off your limbs and removing your organs to replace them with steel and circuits and where some people can regenerate limbs with their fucking brain, KS makes no sense whatsoever.

>> No.22745860
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>> No.22745878

How about we don't have it be about waifus at all?

>> No.22745893
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>a quest not about waifus

>> No.22745904
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OC daemons? Kudos if we include or represent Malal/Malice

>> No.22745906

>KS fanfiction
>not about poorly written waifus

>> No.22745932


>> No.22745945
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no, but sometimes I feel really, really old

>> No.22746022
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Though if there was a 40k waifu game it'd have females from all xenos and daemons... ork chicks, uggghhh

>> No.22746046
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>ork chicks

>> No.22746119
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a horrifying concept to be sure

>> No.22746286

Now can it be an Eldar smut thread?

>> No.22746661
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I thought this thread was about Monstergirls, Robot Girls, aliens, and amputees as waifus.

>> No.22746742
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>lamia waifu reading a bedtime story to her egg
My heart cant handle the amounts of dawww in this picture.

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norn or sheoldred?

>> No.22749986

>boxers say ANAL


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