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>> No.22617295

Heh, I get it.

>> No.22617363

And thus is the knight sure to stay chaste and true to his vows with God.

>> No.22617452

These came into fashion just before I left /b/ and found out what other boards had to offer.

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/b/ has been around since medieval times?

>> No.22617504

I meant the pic on the right!

In medieval times it was just scrawling on scraps of waste parchment and giving them to pigeons with poor senses of direction.

>> No.22617522


Nah, bro, the trick here is that those girls are actually fully clothed, in swimwear. The selective layering of the dots makes it appears as if they are completely nude, when they are in fact not. He's saying that the knight effectively can see everybody appearing as naked thanks to his bubble viewholes.

That's the joke.

~The more you know~

>> No.22617545

>Wearing a helm


>> No.22617551


The pigeons didn't last very long, merely carrying the messages giving many of them incurable cancer.

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>> No.22617612

I feel like I'm the only one that makes my characters helmed at all times

Everyone else describes an open face/no helm I AM SUCH A PERSON GUIZ character

What? my character? Do you not see that my character is a warrior? Why the fuck would I not be in full plate with either an emblem on my shoulder or crest on my shield to let people know who i am?

Appearance based characterization is for faggots who die from shots to the face.

>> No.22617634

A sword? LUXURY !!!

>> No.22617641


Is that a horse?! SLOTH!

>> No.22617646

I love you so very very much

>> No.22617647

Scanty character art? LUST!

>> No.22617659

I've usually gone open-faced.
But I have this strange desire now, to create a character who wears a burgonet and absolutely refuses to take it off ever. Like the watch for the night rouses the camp, because goblins are attacking, and this guy jumps up out of his bedroll wearing nothing but some cotton shorts and his helmet, grabs his spear and shield and charges into the fray.

>> No.22617664

>open face
Bitch, my character needs to see around him and breathe.

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>> No.22617709

>"My blade can cut through armour, and still cut a tomato!"
This is now a Warcraft 3 thread

>> No.22617769

Darkness called… But I was on the phone, so I missed him. I tried to *69-Darkness, but his machine picked up. I yelled "Pick up the phone, Darkness!," but he ignored me... Darkness must have been screening his calls.

>> No.22617770

When I was a squire we wore rags and hit our enemies with rolled up newspaper, and we were glad to have it.

>> No.22617791

Yes? Darkness, hey, what's up? The Demon Hunter left you a message? No I don't have his number.

>> No.22617802

>Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
So who's your favorite unit? Mine's probably Pitlord or Dreadlord

>> No.22617814


Mmm that was kind of nice.

>> No.22617830

My blood cries out for the vengeance of my people's blood, which can only be repaid with at least twice as much blood! Or maybe three times as much blood! Like if you went to hell, and it was full of blood, and that blood was on fire, and it was raining blood, then maybe that would be enough blood! Eh… but probably not.

>> No.22617850

Which one was the unit that had a whole fucking talk show?

I think it was one of the pit lords.

>> No.22617856

"I'll attract the enemy with my human call: 'I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!'"

>> No.22617863

Click me baby, one more time.

>> No.22617865

The hippogryph is an amazing creature rarely seen outside the wild. The tricky thing about hippogryphs is their incredible jaw strength. One terrible clamp of their beaks can rip a huge beast apart in seconds. Let's see what happens when I stick my head... Ah

>> No.22617869

Announcer: "Welcome back to...Jaina in the morning!"
(crowd applauds)
Jaina: "We're here with Malvingeroth, Hunter of Night, and his girlfriend Kim. Now Kim, you think you're here for a makeover, right?"
Kim (sounding confused): "Um, yeah..."
Jaina: "Mal, why don't you tell her why you're really here?"
Mal (embarrassed): "Well, Kim-cake, I love you but I have something to tell you… uh, I'm a demon."
(crowd mutters)
Crowd member: "Oh boy, he pulled the wool over your eyes!"
Mal: "Actually, more of a… Pit Lord."
Kim: "What? I don't understand."
(crowd starts shouting angrily)
Crowd member: "He's a bum! Throw him out!"
Kim: "I thought you said you work for the post office?"
Mal: "Well, I moonlight."

>> No.22617886

I love the dead.


>> No.22617899

My life for Aiur... er– I– I mean Ner'Zhul.

>> No.22617910

(Glass breaking)
Alchemist: "Oh, no, what did I drop?"
Ogre: "Oh yeah..." (Marvin Gaye begins to play in background)
Alchemist: "Wait, what are you doing?! Oh no! Not the love potion!"

>> No.22617916

I remember when blizzard had a personality...
I miss wc3

>> No.22617925

Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use.

>> No.22617930

Atleast WoW was better than Diablo 3. But only slightly

>> No.22617952

>Playing Orcs

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>> No.22617965

>Playing anything but undead
I-I-I-I ain't got no bo-o-o-o-ody!

>> No.22617978

Hey. Puff, puff, give. That's the rule.

>> No.22618001

haha i used to play a mean nec army. DK/Dreadlord for regen auras = SUSTAIN SKELETONS kekekekekekeke mid game rolls around and I have an inexhaustible insta army. Like infestors on crack.


Frozen throne just made the army comp stupid good with obsidian statues, auto filling meat wagons, and skeletons that can shoot up dohohohoohoho fun times.

>> No.22618101

"Last week my top half was on the Discovery Channel..."
"...and my bottom half was on Animal Planet."

>> No.22618126



Where's the map?
I threw it in the lake.

You worry about the towers, I'll worry about teh minimap



>> No.22618166

>Ooh, my tinkerbell!
This guy has the secondbest voice in the game, only beaten by Cryptlord

>> No.22618175

And then they turned him into Dr. Kleiner the Dwarf version.

Valve hates goblins

>> No.22618183

There's nothing wrong with Dota 2's Tinker

>> No.22618200

>Hating goblins

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>> No.22618207

everything is wrong with him

like not being a goblin

>> No.22618212


Package for Mr...Rissum.

Mail for Misses COCKntoast...heheh.

>> No.22618224


You want to turn the battle into one fat moshpit, enemy shooters surrounded, everyone in melee. Then you slap down healing wards over the whole thing and win.

Remember when everyone was doing orc tower spam?

>> No.22618226

Uncle Lothar wants you!

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>> No.22618236

I can't hear you over how Im sitting här i venten och spile lita dota

>> No.22619817

"Yeah, you can get a nickel for boosting Starfall, but jacking Heal's a ten-day stint in county. Now lifting Faerie Fire, they just let you go for that — it's not even worth the paperwork. But Reincarnation, man! That'll get you life!"

>> No.22619939

"We must defeat the dwarves!"
"Ugh… we are the dwarves!"

>> No.22621243

"i like chicks that are into bandage"

>> No.22621261

"Right click for hot undead action!"

>> No.22624237

Whatever's the matter, anon?

>> No.22627595

"I said a bow string, not a G- Never mind."

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