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[ERROR] No.22517814 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

So what are the large differences between chainsaw and scalemail?

>> No.22517847

>>22517814
You can't cut down a tree with scalemail.

>> No.22517849

>>22517814
Well one cuts down trees and the other is medieval armor.

>> No.22517853

about 12 horsepower

>> No.22517858

Well one is used in the lumber industry and one is a type of armor.

>> No.22517873

putting gasoline into scalemail will not end well for the wearer.

>> No.22517890

I think op meant chainmail

I hope he did

>> No.22517894

Chainsaws make very poor body armour

>> No.22517899

Guys, quit being dumb. This is obviously a riddle of some kind.

>> No.22517900

I saw this one dude wear chainsaws for armor and he died

>> No.22517915

>>22517814

Imperial or metric?

>> No.22517916

What is the punchline?

>> No.22517918

>> No.22517935

Did OP mean scalemail or mailscale?

>> No.22517958

>>22517900
If the chainsaws are facing outwards it makes pretty good armour. No one gets close.

>> No.22517963

>>22517958
What if you run out of gas?

>> No.22517969

>chainsaw armor

>> No.22517971

>>22517958

yeah but he tried to use one as a codpiece

>> No.22517980

Only one of them is groovy.

>> No.22517982

>>22517873
It makes your body clean. Gasoline is a good antiseptic

>> No.22517983

Both are made of metal.
Both contain organic material; human fleshy bits or petrol.
Both move through your direct actions.
You can bludgeon someone to death while using either incorrectly.

I'm starting to think there is no difference.

>> No.22517999

and so a meme was born, and an OP slunk off into the night to hide...

>> No.22518006

>>22517982
>Gasoline is a good antiseptic.
Even unlit?

>> No.22518012

>>22517963
Who would you rather attack, the person wearing actual armor or the person wearing a bunch of chainsaws while screaming Doom songs?

>> No.22518025

>>22517999
Now all this thread needs is a derail and it'll contain the full /tg/ experience.

>> No.22518055

>>22518025
SO ABOUT THEM BROWN ELVES.

>> No.22518057

>>22518012
> the person wearing a bunch of chainsaws while screaming Doom songs?
I'm soooo stealing this.

>> No.22518067

>>22517899
One cuts the living, the other protects the living from cuts?

>> No.22518071 [SPOILER] 

>>22518055
What about them?

>> No.22518076

>>22518055

I heard that if you milk them you get chocolate milk.

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What the actual fuck?

>> No.22518105

>>22518071

Close enough I figure

>> No.22518136

>>22518012

>Wear chainsaws as kilt.
>Have pull cord attaching them to you.
>Take as many skill points in Preform: Ballet as you can.
>Pirouette so hard that the chainsaws start up from centrifugal force.
>SPIN SPIN SPIN UNTIL ALL LAY DEAD BEFORE YOU.

>Wear scalemail so your AC doesn't suffer too much.

>> No.22518137

How about sawmail?

>> No.22518143

>>22518067
I like you.

>> No.22518188 [SPOILER] 

>>22517814

Wait, is that a template for chainmail for a Lego Minifig?

>> No.22518225

>>22518188
Now that you mention it. Yes. It appears to be.

>> No.22518245

I've got you now, Riddler.

Clearly, the first half of your conundrum (what are the differences between) warns of slight necessary fixes within the second through the word "differences". The clue comes from the world "large," meaning that each change will make the object in question larger. Recently, Gotham's prisons have instated larger chaingangs along roadsides than they have in previous years, leading me to the change of "chain" to "chaingang." And what is similar to but larger than mail? The answer, of course, is "male". From there, "and" can be changed to "the", as the latter is more largely spoken in English.

Decoded, your message now reads "Chaingang saw the scale male." This points me to believe that there are recently-incarcerated criminals in Blackgate who know what Killer Croc's next move is, following his recent escape.

However, I have no need to interrogate the prisoners, as you have given me the answer yourself. "So" is too informal for you, Nigma, and as such I've decoded it to "Sew".

Killer Croc has been hiding out at the abandoned Gotham Textiles factory. I'll be there within the hour, and I'll have you back in Arkham by Midnight.

>> No.22518266

>>22518245
I fucking love you.

>> No.22518276

>>22518245
And that, gentlemen, is why I still come to this website.

>> No.22518311

>>22518245

>> No.22518356

>>22518245
HOLY SHIT, IT'S THE BATMAN

>> No.22518377

>>22518245
Now that's just fucking amazing.

>> No.22518419

>>22518245
Quite a wordsmith, aren't you Batman?

>> No.22518441

>>22518245

>> No.22518580

>>22518245
I...it's beautiful.

>> No.22518693

>>22518245
Why can't he be our hero now!?

>> No.22518712

>>22518136
Also it allows one to preform the hug of death

>>22517963
It'll still be sharp

>> No.22518842

>>22518071
FUCK YOU, FUCKING DUCK

>> No.22518968

>>22518245
Shin on, you crazy diamond!

>> No.22519214

wwww.chainsawsuit.com Tell me you can't make a suit of armor out of chainsaws and I'll tell you to find a better goddamn blacksmith!

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