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HELLO MY CHILDREN

THIS IS NOW A NURGLE THREAD

PROCEED TO DUMP PICTURES OF NURGLES LASSES AT YOUR LEISURE AND TO TELL YOUR STORIES OF SERVING UNDER NURGLE

NURGLE GENERAL I GUESS

>> No.22324652

Do you like stuff?

>> No.22324702

>>22324652
INDEED I DO MY CHILD


INDEED I DO

>> No.22324711

>>22324614
HI GRANDPA!
How are you?
How's grandma? Still in her cage?
I coughed up an actual lung today grandpa, can I get a new one?

>> No.22324721

>>22324652
I like stuff...

>> No.22324726

>>22324702
>>22324721

Real human being. And a real hero.

>> No.22324730

Papa Nurgle is love.

A shame that most neckbeards refuse his affection. They all prefer Khorne or that /b/ god Slaanesh, Don't reject Papa Nurgles gifts of love

>> No.22324910

>>22324711
YES MY DEAR

ARE YOU BEARING MY MARK ALREADY?

>> No.22324980

>PROCEED TO DUMP PICTURES OF NURGLES LASSES

A gift from a follower of the BLOOD GOD.

>> No.22324984

>>22324910
I'm a boy grandpa!
Yes I am grandpa, mama had your mark before I was born. She says daddy is off fighting in your name and spreading your gifts.

>> No.22325011

>>22324614
Soon I will start a glorious army in your name.

Papa Nurgle should adopt lots of Eldar! then he could protect them from Slaanesh like he protects Isha, and they wouldn't have to worry about dying all the time.

>> No.22325015

I made a nurgle marine in Black Crusade recently. He was outfitted to be an ugly unkillable ranged devestator type. He's practically immobile.

He's passed about a million stealth and charm tests, and has successfully infiltrated the heart of an imperial base. Hasn't had an opportunity to fire a weapon in four sessions.

>> No.22325082

>>22325015
I had a Nurgle Marine who somehow ended up married to a female cultist.
No idea how it happened.

>> No.22325109

>>22324984
NOW THEN CHILD

I GRANT YOU THE GIFT OF REGENERATION

HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEW LUNG

>>22325015

SUCH IS THE CHARM OF MY CHILDREN

THEY ARE SO CUTE WHEN THEY ARE YOUNG

>> No.22325153

>>22325109
THANK YOU GRANDPA!
I'M GONNA GO HUG A NURGLING SO YOU FEEL THE HUG!

>> No.22325568

Dear Nurgle, I think you're a chill guy.

Sincerely,

Nergal

>> No.22325606

I always wanted to do an animation short which would be the Mana-Mana sketch from the Muppets show performed by Nurglings and a Plaguebearer.
The Plagueberar will squeeze the Nurglins and these will fart with a noise similar to the song.

>> No.22325699

>>22325606
DELIGHTFUL

>>22325568
THAT FEELING IS MUTUAL MY FRIEND

>> No.22325794

>>22324614
Grandpa Nurgle, i found this icon and i was wondering what it means.

>> No.22325823

>>22325794
IT IS THE SYMBOL THAT HOMOSEXUALS WEAR AS BADGES TO LET THE WORLD SEE THEY ARE PROUD OF THEIR SEXUAL ORIENTATION

THIS PARTICULAR SECT OF HOMOSEXUALS DESPISES CHAOS THOUGH, SO STAY AWAY OR DESTROY THOSE BEARING THAT MARK

>> No.22325860

>>22325823
Okay but i might want to wait before destroying it since there this Sons of Malice looking at me right now.

>> No.22325899

>> No.22325907

>>22325860
DESTROY THEM

I SHALL GRANT YOU THE POWERS TO ROT THEIR ARMOR AWAY AND MAKE THEM ROT FROM THE INSIDE

>> No.22325926

>>22325899
Get out of here you pretentious faggot

>> No.22325998

>>22325823
Leave my alone Nurgle!

>> No.22326022

>>22325998
I hate computers! I meant leave my followers alone Nurgle!

>> No.22326039

Whoop whoop, Tzeentch in the house

You guys don't mind if I spray some deodorant around here right

>> No.22326044

>>22325998
>>22326022
ITS OK MALICE

I ACCEPT EVERYBODY AS HE IS

>> No.22326045

>>22325926
No, i am will not! I want to convert and join the worship of Nurgle!

>> No.22326055

>>22326039
Actually, we think we do.

>> No.22326067

>>22326045
>Daemon Prince of Tzeench
>Converting to Nurgle worship

Is such a thing even possible?

>> No.22326086

>>22326067
Do not question Tzeench. He works in mysterious and trollish ways.

>> No.22326100

>>22326044
Who is this Malice you speak of? I swear, i went on a vacation and you can't remember i'm called Malal!

>> No.22326128

GRANDFATHER I HAVE RETURNED!
I SOMEHOW ENDED UP BACK IN TIME ON EARTH, SO I STARTED THE BUBONIC PLAGUE
ARE YOU PROUD OF ME?

>> No.22326140

>>22326055

What if like

I take a corner here and hang some aromaticers

I won't bother anyone

>> No.22326145

So wait is this thread here because in parts of the world with bad dental care, it's 2013 already, and 13 is the number of the Horned Rat who is pretty much just Nurgle except worshipped by Skavens?

>> No.22326149

>>22326100
OH IM SORRY, ITS JUST THAT YOU ARE SUCH A MINOR GOD AND I NEVER NOTICE YOU

>> No.22326151

>>22324614
Dear Nurgle,
You're kinda gross, but you're still a nice guy, so I like you.
With Lust,
Slaanesh

>> No.22326159

>>22326140
DIE SCUM

>> No.22326173

>>22326151
Hi auntie!
Thanks for the nurglettes!

>> No.22326174

>>22326159

>> No.22326185

>>22326159

>tfw I can't read the words "DIE" and "SCUM" without mentally putting "CIS" in the middle

thanks a lot, Slaanesh.

>> No.22326187

>>22326145
Nononono. Nurgle is not like the Horned Rat. The Horned Rat is an asshole, and Nurgle is a bro and he just wants to hug everyone.

>> No.22326192

>>22326151

>You're kinda gross, but you're still a nice guy, so I like you.

Does that mean Slaanesh would pityfuck me?

I am not gross or a nice guy though

>> No.22326195

>>22326149
WHY YOU TO BE SO MEAN TO ME, NURGLE?!

>> No.22326209

>>22326187

maybe the Horned Rat is just Nurgle before he's had his morning coffee?

>> No.22326217

>>22326151
Uncle, are you still mad Grandpa beat you up and took Grandma from you?

>> No.22326226

>>22326192
Slaanesh would fuck anybody if he would be her worshipper. It aint worth it tough, unless you suicide after you've fucked

>> No.22326230

Mighty Nurgle! Lord of Decay!

>> No.22326231

>>22326185
So i am not only one? Fucking /co/.

>> No.22326245

>>22326195
OH IM SORRY MALAL

I WAS JUST PLAYING A JOKE ON YOU

EVERYONE IS WELCOME IN THE PLAGUEFATHERS ARMS

>> No.22326261

>>22326245

I just took a bath

>> No.22326279

>>22326261
YOU DENY PAPA NURGLES LOVE? HOW DARE YOU?

>> No.22326302

>>22326279
He took bath in diarrhea.

>> No.22326309

DEAR NURGLE, I WAS THINKING OF HAVING A PARTY. PLEASE BRING TZEENCTH, SLANEESH, MALAL, MALICE AND ANY OTHER CHAOS GODS I MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN TO MENTION!

SIGNED, KHORNE!

>> No.22326311

>>22326217
Yes. I like it that he loves her, but he never does anything to make her love him. The feeling and the pleasure are not mutual. Now with me, we could work something out.
>>22326226
>Slaanesh would fuck anybody
FTFY
>>22326173
Please don't remind me of that. My sexuality may be have no barred doors, but even I have my limits.

>> No.22326355

>>22326309
>>22326311
HAHAH!

IT SEEMS THAT MY FELLOW GODS ARE HERE! MY DOMAIN SURE IS A NICE PLACE FOR A PARTY INDEED KHORNE. LET US CALL UP TZEENTCH.

>> No.22326373

>>22326355
Grandpa can I join the party!
With your new gift I can show Uncle Khorne multiple skulls because I'll regenerate!

>> No.22326397

>>22326355
Oi! Are wez invited afta we finish wrestlin'?

>> No.22326416

>>22326397
"wrestling"

....

>fapschlickingslaanesh.tiff.exe.jpeg

>> No.22326419

>>22326373
>>22326397
YES. YES EVERYONE IS WELCOME AT THE PLAGUEFATHERS SIDE

>> No.22326448

At least you guys have followers who didn't betray all of your beliefs.

>> No.22326473

>>22326397
OYE! Wez evah finish rrastlin??
YA GIT! GET BACK HYEAR!

>> No.22326476

Hey guys I am starting a Nurgle army soon and need some advice on how to paint Bikers in a nurgle fashion.

Anyone got tips and/or pics they could post to help?

>> No.22326479

>>22326448

WHY WONT YOU JOIN US? WE CAN STOP FIGHTING FOR ONCE, ALTHOUGH I CANT SAY I'VE BEEN DOING MUCH FIGHTING AGAINST YOU THOUGH. I KNOW YOUR BODY LONGS MY GANGRENOUS TOUCH, AND SOON YOU SHALL BE STANDING HERE, BY MY SIDE. JOIN US UNTIL THEN.

>> No.22326508

>>22326479
You know... All i want is for humanity to survive, if you could guarantee that i'd be able to finally die.

>> No.22326510

>> No.22326511

>>22326309
Dear Khorne,

Why are you appearing in the form of a giant Chaos Space Marine rather then your own bitchin' form like Pappa Nurgle

Signed

A. Chaosworshiper

>> No.22326522

>>22326145
The Horned Rat is another Chaos God. It's not one of the big 4. But it is one that is gaining power.

>> No.22326535

>>22326511
Maybe each and every space marine is a reflection of Khorne?

>> No.22326630

>>22326535
Even ultrasmurfs?
>>22326416
Too vanilla for me.
*shlap* *shlap* *shlap*
>>22326508
Much humanity has converted to Chaos and they had a lot to gain. If all humanity would convert, then everybody would benefit.

>> No.22326661

>>22326511
BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND A PICTURE OR DRAWING OF MY TRUE FORM ON THIS THING CALLED THE INTERNET. ALSO TAKING A PICTURE OF MYSELF IS IMPOSSIBLE SINCE CAMERAS ARE TOO SMALL FOR ME TO HOLD.

>> No.22326680

>>22326630
Even ultrasmurfs. As much as they all try to deny it, each space marine is a paragon of violence and bloodshed, a true son of Khorne.

>> No.22326685

>>22326661
HERE YOU GO KHORNE

>> No.22326688

>>22326630
I don't recall Chaos worship having benefits in my days when i wasn't kept on a throne.

>> No.22326704

>>22326685
THANKS NURGLE!

>> No.22326734

>>22326688
NOW, THATS A MATTER OF OPINION, ISNT IT?


ALSO, WHERE IS TZEENCH? DID HE DECIDE TO BE A BORE AND NOT ATTEND MY PARTY?

>> No.22326757

>>22326688
Plenty of daemon princes have risen since then. Some of them were "promoted" by us.
Not to mention all the other gifts we give them, like sorcery from Tzeentch, immortality from Nurgle(and he gives it to EVERYONE, because he's nice like that), eternal pleasure from me and something from Khorne, that I can't remember. Sorry, Khorny.
>>22326309
>MALAL
Why? I've heard he hates fun.

>> No.22326775

>>22326734
Sorry... if... i'm... late...

>> No.22326781

guys I accidentally glued the arms on my dreadnought on backwards. what chaos god is this now a helbrute of?

>> No.22326795

>>22326775

Get a load of this faggot, he can't even spell his own name right. Just as planned, my ass!

>> No.22326799

>>22326757
Screw Slaneesh, i was here at this party before you!

>> No.22326805

>>22326795
Uncle,I think he is Creed in disguise

>> No.22326814

>>22326795
INSTANT REPLIES Just as planned.

>> No.22326815

i once sneezed on a doorknob

am i a nurgle cultist now?

>> No.22326836

>>22326775
HAHAH! AND HERE WE THOUGHT YOU WOULDNT COME!

JUST WRITE YOUR NAME CORRECTLY NEXT TIME

>> No.22326837

>>22326805
I hate computers! I meant screw you Slaeesh!

>> No.22326839

>>22326799
Well, those could be just rumors, so sorry. Also:
>screw slaanesh
Wouldn't mind if you did. Would you like your own daemonettes?

>> No.22326856

>>22326836
How do you write his name? Damn computer here keeps using that stupid autocorrect stuff!

>> No.22326884

>>22326856
TZEENCH

YOU SPELL IT T-Z-E-E-N-C-H

>> No.22326899

>>22326856
Tzeentch.

>> No.22326902

>>22326856
.....Hahaha, "Just as Planned" just got trolled. Yer dumb

You spelld it right, asshat.

>> No.22326910

>>22326309
>implying Malal/Malice would come to your party
Fuck that guy he's a hipster cunt.

>> No.22326950

>>22326799
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my prince, you little fucktoy? I’ll have you know I acended to daemonhood in the Emperor’s Children, and I’ve been involved in numerous public rapes on Eldar, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in all forms of pleasure and pain and I’m the top daemon prince in the entire harem of Slaanesh. You are nothing to me but just another victim. I will hump your fucking brains out with pleasure the likes of which has never been seen before in the Warp, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the warp? Think again, false god. As we speak I am contacting my entire cult of mortal worshippers across the universe and your locationis being traced right now so you better prepare for rape, worm. The rape that tears out the pathetic little thing you call a prostate. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can violate you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my tentacles. Not only am I extensively trained in psyker combat, but I have access to my own harem of daemonettes and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of existence, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will literally shit all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, non-believer.

>> No.22326985

>>22326910
I'm already here.

>> No.22326988

>>22326950
>3,000,000 confirmed kills
Slaanesh daemons confirmed for pussies.

>> No.22327001

>>22326950
> I will literally shit all over you and you will drown in it.

MY SIDES ARE LEAVING THE WARP

>> No.22327038

Try writing... while seeing... as much... stuff as... i do... all the time... then... try writing without getting... distracted...

>> No.22327059

>>22326988
>implying killing is the most important part
>>22326950
> I will literally shit all over you and you will drown in it.
Was pretty hot, until that part. Work on your delivery, my child.
>>22326985
So, now there's no chance we could get together and you know, "do it"?

>> No.22327060

>>22327038

Fuckin' wizards, amirite?

>> No.22327085

I keep hearin about this Malice, what does he even looks like? (If you are wondering why i'm not talking loudly it's because even i get tired of doing that sometimes.

>> No.22327127

>>22327059
I remember how you nearly killed Isha (Is that the name of the one who live with Nurgle now?) so i don't think i'm really interested.

>> No.22327135

>>22327059
>Was pretty hot, until that part. Work on your delivery, my child.
Scat fetish is still a fetish

>> No.22327153

DID SOMEBODY SAY
CHEESECAKE?!

>> No.22327164

>>22327060
Why do... we keep employing... Abbadon the Despoiler?

>> No.22327184

Hey Nurgle, bro. How you always getting all the bitches and getting dem to drink all your Nurgle juice?

>> No.22327195

Sup' bitches!

>> No.22327196

>>22327135
My dear, my opinions on which fetish I like change with every second.
>>22327127
Well, she was a stuck up bitch and I hated her. I don't have any enmity towards you, though. And I'm sure you wouldn't mind having a few malalettes.

>> No.22327207

At least i got a statue made in gold.

>> No.22327243

>>22327196
DUDE, i wouldn't insult Isha in front of Nurgle.

>malalettes

What would they even look like?

>> No.22327246

>>22327164
WHY DOES ONE KEEP PUSHING A LITTLE CHILD ON A BIKE WHILE IT KEEPS FALLING DOWN INTO THE GROUND? ITS FUN TO WATCH AND WE HOPE ONE DAY HE LEARNS IT.

>>22327184
JUST BE A BRO I GUESS
IT MAY BE HARD AT FIRST BUT EVENTUALLY YOU MAY JUST BE A BRO OF EPIC PROPORTIONS

>> No.22327260

>> No.22327288

>>22327243
I've said she WAS. I never said she IS. In fact only rarely I even see her these days and when I do she has the saddest fucking face. It's a big turnoff.

>What would they even look like?
Depends on how you are feeling in the "act" and how I'm feeling in the "birth".

>> No.22327293

>>22327260
You arent even from this universe get the fuck off

>> No.22327300

>>22327246
I guess... you are right... but... i suggest we nominate ... a possible... replacement now... in case he doesn't learn...

>> No.22327326

ALL HAIL THE PLAGUE GOD!

>> No.22327351

>>22327288
SEE, THIS IS WHY THE CAGE THING IS REALLY HANDY

IF SHE STARTS BEING A BITCH I JUST PUT HER IN THAT CAGE AND SUBMERGE HER IN PUKE SO I CANT HEAR HER ANYMORE

THAT USUALLY MAKES HER COOL OFF AND THEN SHE CAN ACT NICE AGAIN

>> No.22327353

>>22327164
I agree, surely there are better candidates....

>> No.22327355

>>22327293
We have Khorne, Nurgle, Slaneesh and that guy that keeps saying "Just as Planned". If Nurgle wants me to leave i will.

>> No.22327368

>>22327246
Also... to be honest... he's the only mortal... we can all agree... is hilarious.
Was this close... to empowering Hedberg... then Khorne gets bored... and wanders off.

>> No.22327375

>>22327355
oh... this is... awkward....

>> No.22327376

>>22327355
Sigmar, you aren't TZEENCH.

>> No.22327380

How come you assholes never give me any credit?

>> No.22327383

>>22327353
KHARNE WOULD BE COOL

EVEN THOUGH HE IS A KHORNATE AND SHOULD BE AN ASSHOLE HE IS A PRETTY GOOD GUY (NO OFFENSE TO YOU KHORNE)

I VOTE FOR KHARN

>> No.22327395

BURN HERETIC SCUM!

>> No.22327396

>>22327380
BECAUSE YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING

>> No.22327418

>>22327375
Finally you got here, i was getting tired of keeping your seat for you!

>> No.22327423

>>22327380
go home malice, your drunk. and also malal is already here

>> No.22327431

Oh Great Grandfather, Lord of Poxes! I bestow my many thanks upon you for the many gifts you bestow on me!

>> No.22327434

>>22327396
I try my best, all the other chaos marines are too busy dicking around with my 4 stupid brothers. I cant mount a successful attack on anybody.

>> No.22327435

>>22327418
WHERE DID YOU COME FROM HORUS? WERE YOU HERE THE WHOLE TIME?

>> No.22327451

>>22327396
Calm down Nurgle, Malice is still new!

>> No.22327479

>>22327435
It took me a long time to reform my soul...

>> No.22327495

>>22327479
Reform= remake= rebuild

>> No.22327497

>>22327383
>>22327353
I have to vote against. But just for now. I need to see Abbadon break down and say how he's a useless waste of space. Then his failure would be perfect.
>>22327380
And what did you do, aside being the only person here who haven't fucked me?

>> No.22327505

>>22327451
Thank you...I did attack on an Imperial pastry restraunt once...but it failed because I only had one traitor guard.....

>> No.22327508

>>22327479
IS ABADDON REALLY YOUR CLONE? I WOULD EXPECT NOT SINCE HE LACKS ANYTHING YOU HAD THAT MADE YOU A SUCCESS

>> No.22327515

Where's Khorne?

>> No.22327544

>>22327497
Because brother that is WRONG.

>> No.22327545

>>22327508
Abbadon? He's not my clone.

>> No.22327553

>>22327497
>And what did you do, aside being the only person here who haven't fucked me?

IM SORRY

BUT I CANNOT LET THIS BURN LEFT UNNOTICED

>> No.22327557

>>22327515
khorne is busy chasing the plague-cat with a nerf baton

>> No.22327569

>>22327545
I AM TRULY GLAD FOR THAT

THE ONLY THING HE IS GOOD FOR IS FOR LAUGHING AT


HOW DID HE EVEN LOSE HIS ARMS?

>> No.22327578

>>22327544
why does malice look like grim from billy and mandy

>> No.22327587

>>22327557
Oh, well if you see him give him this painting i made of him, okay?

>> No.22327593

>>22327569
No one knows. We all know he LOST them, sure. But no one can remember when he actually had them. It's as if any events prior to him losing them simply ceased to exist

>> No.22327596

>>22327578
WHY IS MALICE DRAWN IN MICROSOFT PAINT?

>> No.22327602

>>22327569
I may... have had something... to do with that...

>> No.22327614

>>22327569
Because he's a failure.

>> No.22327617

>>22327596
why aren't YOU drawn in microsoft paint?

>> No.22327629

>>22327553
I dont want to hear it from you Brother! Why didnt you call me to help you on Gheistos?! Slaanesh didnt help you at all and you still like him more than me!

>> No.22327637

>>22327596
because malice only has one computer(and worshiper, spoiler alert its him) and its from 1993.

>> No.22327641

>>22327593

>It's as if any events prior to him losing them simply ceased to exist

Pretty fuckin' spooky, innit?

>> No.22327652

>>22327497
>I need to see Abbadon break down and say how he's a useless waste of space. Then his failure would be perfect.
I could fist him until he cries like a little bitch. You'd love it wouldn't you?

>> No.22327663

Does this please Nurgle?

>> No.22327668

>>22327629
THAT IS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO CULTISTS

NOBODY EVEN KNOWS WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE

NOT EVEN YOURSELF

I DO NOT MEAN TO BE RUDE, BUT I THINK YOU HAVE TO TAKE YOUR TIM TO GROW UP AND NOT RUSH IT

>> No.22327678

>>22327617
Hello my one and only favored son!

>> No.22327690

>>22327668
Hey! He does too have cultists! I'm the only cultist he needs anyways!

>> No.22327696

>>22327544
>brother
Do you really think I have any need for genders? I can be a sister, a brother or both.
>>22327652
Oh yes please! You'd be rewarded greatly.
The subtle you do this, the better.

>> No.22327697

>>22327678
Hi Malice! I shit on Nurgle's lawn today, I bet he's going to just be so pissed

>> No.22327704

Hey I'm not deaf guys incase you hadn't noticed every single black crusade has achieved it's intended aim. Tzeentch said something about a grand plan.

>> No.22327711

I don't properly follow/read into W40K, though I 'get' (for the most part, I think) the gods and such in terms of how they imbue their marines/fuck shit up.

What the fuck does nurgle do? What benefits do plague bearers get over any other marines in battle?

>> No.22327731

>>22326185

Welcome to /pol/... er I mean /tg/

>> No.22327743

>>22327711
Fluffwise, plaguebearers are immortal.

>> No.22327749

>>22327704
yeah but you made up the reason after fucknut

>> No.22327760

>>22327697
THIS NEWS PLEASES ME

MY NURGLINGS WILL BE HAPPY WITH IT

THANKS

>>22327704

I CANNOT HOLD BACK MY LAUGHTER

HE IS HERE IN PERSON

>>22327696
SLAANESH, YOU'RE LOOKING ESPECIALLY GOOD TODAY

>> No.22327766

>>22327711
They get to ignore pain, and death. And also, they can kill any enemy with the power of love. And like a million diseases.

>> No.22327768

>>22327697
Good job my favored son!

>> No.22327770

>>22327704
Hi Abaddon, Malice said I can be a demon prince if I make you lose your legs too. So, nothing personal, but I hate everything you stand for and will be removing your legs now.

>> No.22327788

>>22327711
IMMORTALITY, REGENERATION, NOT-FEELING-ANY-PAIN-AT-ALL-EVER, TOUGH AS FUCK ETC. ALSO, THEY ALL GET TO BE MY BROS AND EVERY ONE OF MY TROOPS IS REQUIRED TO BE NICE TO ANY OTHER NURGLE-WORSHIPPER AND BE A TOTAL BRO

>> No.22327798

>>22327743
What, like terminator jelly reform style immortal? Or like zombie 'feel nothing' immortal?

Would diseases not be curable because of futuremagick?

Don't get me wrong, I fucking love Nurgle, but to an outsider he seems like a silly thematic god.

>> No.22327801

>>22327629
DO NOT REFER TO ONE OF THE CHAOS GODS LIKE THAT FOOL.

Having the gall to call one of the Gods "brother"
Even I a Lowly Herald would be insulted to be called brother by the likes of you.

>> No.22327803

>>22327770
So if you become a daemon prince of doubt, would that mean you would doubt that you are a daemon prince at all?

>> No.22327824

>>22327798
The latter:
>>22327788

>Would diseases not be curable because of futuremagick?
>futuremagick
What?

>> No.22327828

>>22327798
ITS A BIT OF BOTH MY CHILD

>> No.22327831

>>22327749
And what exactly have you done recently, oh that's right nothing. At least I still have a legion at my command you just have a sword and a dress.

I'd hardly call the capture of a black fortress a failure, but perhaps the true nature of chaos is beyond your comprehension.

>> No.22327833

Traitor.

>> No.22327845

>>22327803
That's dumb, I haven't done anything big enough to be a demon prince yet
>>22327801
HEY, FUCK YOU MALICE IS A REAL GOD. ARE YOU JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT CHAOTIC ENOUGH TO WORSHIP ANARCHY ITSELF?

>> No.22327859

>>22327831
Oh come on man, just give me your legs. It's not like you're going to be a demon prince any time soon

>> No.22327861

>>22327801
YOU DARE REFER TO ME! LEST YOU FORGET I AM A CHAOS GOD! I AM CHAOS WORKING AGAINST ITSELF! I AM DISORDER! I AM MALICE!!!

FAVORED SON! FETCH ME ABBADONS LEGS!!

>> No.22327871

>>22327704
I said... no such thing...
Don't pin... your failures... on me...

>> No.22327872

>>22327824
I'm sorry, again, I've not read very much into the lore, but it IS in the future and there's like, space warfare and shit, why would medicine not have advanced to combat nurgle's myriad of whooping coughs?

>> No.22327905

I hate you Abbadon.

>> No.22327909

>>22327872
Less whooping cough. More like, super captain kirk space aids.

>> No.22327910

>>22327861
I'm trying my lord, there's a lot of meat to cut through. He must do squats like you wouldn't believe!

>> No.22327911

>>22327833
And you are the failure I had to rename the legion to remove the taint you left after you pussied out fighting the emperor. None of the shit I put up with would be necessary if you'd just done your job.

>> No.22327926

>>22327911
CURSE YOUR IMPECCABLY SCULPTED LEGS! PART WITH THEM IMMEDIATELY LEST I CONTINUE WITH THE HACKSAW!

>> No.22327927

>>22327831
>22327831Replies
least my dress is kick ass, johnny-5

>> No.22327929

>>22327872
There is a point refered to the dark age of technology. Most of that technology has been lost that would be of your description.

>> No.22327939

>>22327872
No, because:
>"In the grim darkness of distant future, there is only war"

Also, because Nurgle makes new diseases every day and cures for them are not found instantly.

>>22327760
Why thank you! I've originally dressed like this for Malal, but clearly he doesn't care.

>> No.22327943

>>22327910
I believe in you.

>> No.22327952

>>22327696
>The subtle you do this, the better.
What is........subtle?

>> No.22327957

>>22327943
YES! DREADSAW THIRSTS FOR LEG MEAT!

>> No.22327961

>>22327905
Please see this for reference before you goback to not existing anymore:
>>22327911

>> No.22327976

Sup guys...I heard there was a party! Did I miss it?

>> No.22327985

>>22327976
We're having a party?

>> No.22327996

>>22327939
OOOOHHH

BUT I CARE
Nurgle x Slaanesh ERP plox

>> No.22328000

>>22327861
Bah you are not a god.

AND what pray tell have you done lately with you "godlyness" . I hear that pipsqueek the Horned Rat doe more things than you will aspire to do.

Also Abaddon I over heard Kharn he lost one of your arms to a brass Scorpion in a game of blackjack. So at best you might get one back if you do something good.

>> No.22328001

>>22327704
BEND OVER!!!
IT'S KHARN TIME!!!!!!

>> No.22328017

>>22327985
Oh bother, I missed it again didn't I? Curse my movement speed.

>> No.22328018

>>22328001
Hold his legs! He'll be like a talking potato made of meat!

>> No.22328035

>>22327760
>>22327871
Yeah you two can shutup and continue supporting me, how many sectors have your chosen champions taken lately hmm?

That's right not one, you need me as captain big bad fucking neutral or you'd never get anywhere.

>> No.22328037

>>22328017
go back to your pokeball

>> No.22328038

>>22328017
>>22327985
IT IS STILL GOING ON MY FOREIGN BRETHREN

>> No.22328039

>>22327976
Gods only Please take Malice with you when yoy leave.

>> No.22328040

>>22327952
What I'm saying is, don't beat him down instantly. Let him feel every bit of it. I want his pain and pleasure.
>>22327976
>>22327985
Lore question: are C'tan invisible to the chaos entities? Tau are invisible to daemons because they have small warp souls(I guess). C'tan are anti-warp.

>> No.22328048

>>22328017
If by party we mean 'disguise ourselves as Abaddon and let the Malice cultist "hug" us", then yes, we are having a party.

>> No.22328059

>>22328000
Ive done plenty! For instance! I trapped my brothers greater daemons in my fortress and ive been holding them there for thousands of years! Further interrupting thier plans! I am Chaos working against itself! Bwahahahaha!

>> No.22328079

>>22328040
Psst. Hey. Can you help me cut off Abaddon's legs? I'm sure you've got a quadruple amputee forced fisting fetish.

>> No.22328090

>>22328001
Aww does it want a skull biscuit, we both know who wins in single combat if you want to try it. Here's a hint it won't go well for you.

>> No.22328097

Man, this is quite the party. Someone needs to draw this shit
Abbadon and Malice are arguing with almost everyone, while a single traitor guardsman tries to remove abbadon's legs with a hacksaw. Kharn is discussing fisting with slaneesh while s/he simultaniously hits on nurgle. Khorne is shouting at malice and abbadon, while horus and tzeentch point fingers at abbadon and shout about failed crusades. And now the C'tan are gatecrashing the whole chaos party. Best party ever.

>> No.22328100

>>22327911
Sorry i can't hear you over how you fail! I came closer to actuyally winning i n onetry while you still can't come even close after all your black crusades.
Oh and i didn't pussy out, i died fighting him.

>> No.22328117

SO I GOT THIS FUCKING INVITE IN THE MAIL SOMETHING ABOUT BITCHES?! WHE-...FUCKING CHAOS!!!!!

>> No.22328119

>>22328097
I fucking agree. This is the best thread i've seen in years.

>> No.22328120

>>22327996
And what about Isha?
And yes, I'm just trying to avoid the plaguecock. Still feel dirty from the last encounter.

>> No.22328130

>>22328097
while cypher gets drunk

>> No.22328135

>>22328120
ISHA CAN GET BORING AFTER A WHILE

BESIDES, THERE WERENT NO NEW STDS FOR LIKE WHAT? 2 WEEKS?

>> No.22328148

>>22328079
And as for you all you need is some gold on that clothing and to get rid of those white bits and i'll put you to good use with my berzerkers, afterall i have more of them working for me than kharn over there. That's what happens when you keep hitting your own army in the face mid-battle.

>> No.22328151

>>22328097
Dont forget that this is all taking place in Nurgles garden.

>> No.22328159

>>22328059
Oh you are talking about allballagath'haeala we sent him to you because in 300years he only added 13 skulls to the Tallys of Khorne.

You pathetic "god" *quaffle* we sent him to you out of Pity.

>>22328040
The Tau are not invisible to us it just takes too much effort to mess with them. My Patron Master Did make use of one some years ago to get up birdboys beak.

>> No.22328167

>>22328148
But I require your impeccably sculpted legs!

>> No.22328193

>>22328079
And what can you give me in return?
>>22328135
I guess it could give you more daemonettes, but I will never feel clean ever again...
>>22328151
>Nurgles garden
Welp. Too late.
Fate to black.

>> No.22328196

>>22328100
You had more legions at your side fully than the emps and no one believed you'd be that stupid, you basically started out ready for terra and still you failed.

Besides how are you even here the emp's basically perma-deleted you.

>> No.22328206

>>22328193
I'll give you Malice's number.

>> No.22328209

>>22328167
Then Pledge yourself to a true god. If you can bring Khorne Malice's head I am sure he will give you a rank almost equal/lesser to my own.

>> No.22328210

>>22328193
>Implying Slaanesh likes feeling clean

>> No.22328216

I had to leave to leave my body to see what is going on here.

>> No.22328227

>>22328209
Fuck you! Malice says when I use dreadsaw to bring him abaddon's legs he'll give me dreadaxe!

>> No.22328237

>>22328216
Did you just stammer?
Say, I've got these nice metal bodies just waiting for a soul...

>> No.22328242

>>22328090
THIS TIME I"LL SKULLFUCK YOU EVEN HARDER THIS TIME AND PRESENT THE STILL DRIPPIJING HEAD TO THE BLOOD GOD PERSONALLY!!!!!!!!1!!!!!1!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!
AND I'll WEAR YOUR STUPID HAIRKNOT ON MY ASS.

>> No.22328244

You do know that you all have the most terrible diseases now, right? Well, all the mortals that are here anyways. This is Nurgles garden. You are all dead actually. Except for the gods i mean.

>> No.22328251

>>22328216

Oh nothin' much. Just enough Heresy to make your eyes bleed!

DANANANANANANANANANANANANA COCAINE!

>> No.22328253

>>22328167
I err, don't quite know how to respond to that. Perhaps you could undergo our 'advanced' geneseed implantation we're much less caref... Err fussy about how we do it than those filthy loyalists.

>> No.22328254

>>22328206
Seems too vanilla. Give it to me and Tzeentch and then I'll give you something just for this occasion.
>>22328210
>implying I don't take showers for the feeling of cleanliness

>> No.22328257

My god, its like everyone influential in 40k is here!
And Abbadon!

>> No.22328268

Hey, Papa Nurgle which is your favorite undivided Legion? You're the bro-est Chaos god, but I like all 5 of you (because even the Horned Rat deserves some love!) and was wondering which Legion I should try to serve.

Also what's the deal with Alpharius? Is he really dead or is that just more propaganda from the servants of the corpse god?

>> No.22328273

HOLY BALLS ITS THE EMPRAH! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE BOSS?!

>> No.22328278

>>22328040
If Your demons have a rough time seeing some collective lunatics, then surely they are possibly blind to our state of being. But I honestly do not care, all things must meet an end...
>>22328216
Oh hi emperor, still clinging to life I see....

>> No.22328281

>>22328097
Im working on it.

>> No.22328286

>>22328257
burned

>> No.22328292

>>22328254
You know you want My Lord's furious hate sex. Nothing's off limits during furious hate sex.

>> No.22328293

>>22328244
Oh oh oh, well would you look at those prices on metal bodies.
Just imagine mortals, your own new shiny necrodermis body, just waiting to be used.
Call now and I'll even throw in some nice glowsticks, absolutely free.

>> No.22328314

>>22328278

>It thinks it's still a God! Should we put it back in the Pokeball or just enjoy the show for a while?

>> No.22328319

>>22328314
Look sir, retcrons

>> No.22328335

>>22328268
MY FAVORITE CHAOS UNDIVIDED LEGION IS THE IRON WARRIORS LEGION

I ADMIRE THEIR ENDURANCE AND THEIR MORE DEFENSIVE STRATEGIES


MY SECOND FAVORITE WOULD BE THE BLACK LEGION

>> No.22328340

>>22328292
Your Lord denied me.
>>22327544
And I was never denied before. ;.;

>> No.22328355

This shit should be archived.

>> No.22328358

>>22328273
Sitting on the Golden Throne gets boring!

>> No.22328362

>>22328292
BAHAHAHAHHAA.

BAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAA.

Okay newbie you do know the only reason my Master and Slaanesh hate each other is because they are Tsunder for Each other.

Also to think you god could reach the level of hate KHORNE can muster. I have more hate in the last 3 inches of my forked tongue than you and your god combined.

>> No.22328368

>>22328242
Someone get this poor guy laid.

I hate how none of these younglings seem to remember the 13th crusade was supposed to work but some other force ga'mez wr'ksh'op somehow altered the universe itself and stole victory away. So where were you then eh tzeentch, and you nurgle there's no backing ot in your own garden.

>> No.22328370

>>22328335

I prefer to call them "Chaos Undecided". It makes my sides move.

>>22327135

I am pretty sure I have this picture saved already, possibly more than once. And yet I have saved it again twice this evening.

DAMMIT SLAANESH

>> No.22328390

>>22328340
.....Ok, you can't tell anyone. But My Lord is like a small child who is mean to their crush. I'll say more if you help me.

>> No.22328396

>>22328340
Hey how about we do that thing you like to do? I wasn't against it i simply trying to find my Chaos Marines legion.

>> No.22328399

IF I STICK IT IN SLANEESH'S POOPER IS IT HERESY IF I PULL OUT?!

>> No.22328402

>>22328340
Alright FINE then Slaanesh, I will no longer deny you. Dont forget though, ive been keeping one of your greater demons in a prison that negates all his drive and pleasure.

>> No.22328404

>>22328396
>Malar

>> No.22328405

>>22328358
but emprah.....this is heresy

>> No.22328412

>>22328362
That's just anger. It's not a hatred so pure that one's very existence is derived from it. Khorne is just bloodlust, Malice is a hate on a purer level than most are even capable of understanding.

>> No.22328420

Hweee kap-thoord dis threeed for kay-oohs! ^^,

>> No.22328431

>>22328268
Alpharius replaced girlyman of the ultramarines.

Omegon is leading the legion for now.

>> No.22328435

>>22328405
I'm so heretical even heretics hate me, and even I can tell you it's not heresy if the Emperor does it.

>> No.22328439

>>22328396
I'm so drunk i can't even write my name!

>> No.22328440

This song has been stuck in my head all thread, which is weird because it's technically a Nurgle thread, not a Slaanesh thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oi7ds7Lmmrk

>> No.22328443

>>22328405
Oh calm yourself Commissar.

>> No.22328447

>>22328412
Exactly! Keep working on those legs my favored son, I will start...talking to Slaanesh.

>> No.22328462

AW SHIT. ITS FUKLAW! THIS PARTY JUST GOT EVEN ANGRIER ABADONS PANTSHITTERY ASIDE! ALSO, KHORNE WOULDN'T KNOW ANGRY IF SLANEESH SHOVED IT IN HIS ASS.

>> No.22328481

>>22328390
>>22328402
Great!
As for the gift, your hands will temporarily turn into blades, that are can cut everything. They will revert back after 5 minutes have passed, so be quick.
Now, as for you Malice. What kind of daemonette do you wish to have?
Fade to black.

>> No.22328487

>>22328435
shut up hipster
>>22328443
CALM,DID YOU JUST TELL ME TO BE;CALM??
i know what heresy is,and emrah or not,i got my principles to stick to...HERESY NEEDS TO BE PURGED!!!

>> No.22328498

Slaneesh, let's fuck!

>> No.22328503

>>22328447
I'm trying, My Lord! But these things are simply unbelievable!

>> No.22328507

>>22328447
If your cultist messes with my shiny terminator armour i'm going to have to stand on him, then where will you be eh. Unless you feel like giving me a fifth mark I already have 4 but hey gotta catch em all right.

>> No.22328511

>>22328487
Oh hush, the Ordo Xenos is already at work.
Yes, we are working hard, just like any other government servant.

>> No.22328512

>>22328487
DOOOOO EEEEEETTT!

>> No.22328521

>>22328481

Whatever deamonette you wish to send. As a gift, I will release your greater daemon back to you.

>> No.22328523

Dear Papa Nurgle:
As a Barista, I have little to look foward to in life. People are treated like shit in Food service. Will you bless me with your favor if I pop my zits into people's 20 oz overpriced lattes?

Love,
Baristanon.

>> No.22328524

>it is quiet enough that I can hear people talking
This isn't what I signed up for, Slaanesh.

>> No.22328531

>>22328507
What the hell are you even lifting? Although I must say, this certainly explains how you can crusade with no arms.

>> No.22328547

>>22328487
Just shut up. I'm the guy you worship, try to attack me and the whole Imperium will murder you.

>> No.22328558

WHO STOLE MY FISTIN STICK?! EMPRAH DAMNIT SLANEESH!!!

>> No.22328561

>>22328547
I don't know man.
This is pretty heretical, he'd try it.

>> No.22328562

Hello, Inquisition here! Prepare for exterminatus, vile heretics!

>> No.22328563

>>22328368
YOU FAILED THIRTEEN CRUSADES. THIRTEEN. THIRTEEN. THIRTEEN. THIRTEEN. I WAS A FUCKING WAR HOUND IVE BEEN SMASHING SKULLS SINCE THE VERY BEGINNING. I WISH HORUS WAS STILL AROUND.
>>22328335
>>22328340
>>22327871
>>22326309
Why do you guys even like this guy?

>> No.22328567

>>22328524
Ah, the noise marines have arrived!
I didn't need eardrums anyway!

>> No.22328573

OOC: WHAT HAVE I DONEEEEEEEE

>> No.22328578

>>22328503
Right then you i'm taking that toy blade i'll give it to some dumb ass aspiring champ and tell him it's a relic blade most of those guys end up as spawn or a stain on the floor anyway. Fuck knows why they keep challenging things that are clearly.going to rip their heads off.

>> No.22328589 [DELETED] 

>>22328511
i dont hear the screams of thousands of dying eldar pricks,you arent working hard enough
>>22328507
you couldn't catch anything buddy...
>>22328547
b-but heresy must be purged emprah ALL HERESY

>> No.22328608

>>22328578
But it's just a rusty hacksaw that I named Dreadsaw! And besides, you have no arms to take it with.

>> No.22328621

>>22328608
EXCELLENT BURN MY CHILD!

>> No.22328631

>>22328589
Do your emprah proud... How else is he going to reward your efforts... Purge the heresy... doooooooo eeeeeeeeeeeetttttt.....

>> No.22328639

>>22328589
Oh we're working all right, we're finding out all sorts of useful things...like knowledge!
You like knowledge right? The knowledge of your enemy, their weaknesses and their fetishes, that good stuff.

>> No.22328642

THIS FUKLAW IS A FAKE HE ISNT ANGRY ENOUGH!

>> No.22328644

kharn

my kokoro

>> No.22328655

>>22328563
Aww look he's shouting now, maybe if you could stop hitting your own berserkers for a few minutes the big boys might show you some of the grand plan.

Still at least you know you started out as a dog, I started out as a wolf you young pup.

>> No.22328659

AH, SOME INQUISITORS HAVE FOUND THEIR WAY INTO MY GARDEN! DURING MY PARTY NONETHELESS! IF YOU COULD FILL OUT A SURVEY ABOUT HOW SICK YOU ARE BEFORE YOU LEAVE THAT WOULD BE VERY HELPFUL.

>> No.22328667

>>22328563
His failures are entertaining.
>>22328558
I didn't do it!
*surprising bulge in the vagina*
>>22328521
Thanks. And that was probably the most self-loathing sex I've ever experienced.
>>22328498
Why such eagerness?
Not that I don't want you to. Describe to me why do you want it.

>> No.22328672

>>22328621
Thank you My Lord! I can see why you desire these fantastic legs, were I not pledged to your service I would be sorely tempted to replace mine own with them!

>> No.22328677

I want to start new year with Slaanesh fucking me in the ass

Twice as hard

That's one level more than just hard

>> No.22328679

>>22328589
How would you feel being on a throne for 10,000 years? Even i have the right to have some fun or doyou deny your Emperor this right?!

>> No.22328691

>>22328659
Hweee apphroowe! Haaaav a gift, paapa Nur-gleth! :3

>> No.22328696

>>22328655
>Grand Plan
>Involving you

>> No.22328707

>>22328608
Here take kharn this dog biscuit instead i'm the man with four marks i'll hook you up screw that malal guy.

>> No.22328709

>>22328667
I found it EXHILARATING!

>> No.22328717

FUCK! IM NEVER GOING TO GET THE SMELL OUT NOW!

>> No.22328729

>>22328667
Because i want to get laid?

>> No.22328744

>>22328729
Good enouHEY, AREN'T YOU AND MALICE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SAME GUY?

>> No.22328752

>>22328709
I AM SUCCESSFUL MY LORD, AND I HAVE GONE ABOVE AND BEYOND! I BRING YOU HIS ASS AS WELL!

>> No.22328753

>>22328707
WELL FUCK YOU TOO PAL!

>> No.22328756

>>22328696
>>22328667
You two sure can bitch for people who are still giving me their blessing. Maybe if you got off your ass and helped out once in a while more shit might get done.

>> No.22328759

>>22328621
Want to hear a Burn. All your claims at godhood and you cannot even squeeze out a cheerforce.

I still Rank Abadabbadoo higher then you runt at least at one point in time killed some mortals.

>Pic related Some of our cheerforce. Even these lot have killed more than your god.

>> No.22328761

>>22328744
My Lord's mind is going, forgive him.

>> No.22328770

>>22328709
>implying you felt anything
>implying she even exists
>implying you exist
>implying Slaanesh exists
>implying I exist
>implying anything exists
>implying

>> No.22328773

>>22328642
emprah told me to peel it back for emprahmas,in return,flamers.
>>22328639
ALL I NEED TO KNOW IS THE PURITY OF THE EMPRAH,AND HOW TO KILL HIS ENEMIES,PRODUCTIVITY IS HERESY *BLAM*sounded like a tzeench fag anyways
>>22328631
SHUT UP FAGGOT....but you do make sense...
>>22328644
KHARN IS A COOL GUY BUT IT'S STILL HERESY
>>22328659
my rage is my sheild,PURITY SHALL REMAIN MY COMPANION
>>22328679
MY EMPRAH,WHAT YOU SPEAK IS HERESY,HERESY MUST BE PURGED,EMPRAH,I-I THINK YOU MUST BE PURGED....
*BLAM*

>> No.22328792

>>22328744
No. I went on a vacation and Malice showed meanwhile, which confused so many people they thought that.

>> No.22328794

>>22328752
And that was the day a malice cultist stole abaddon's ass. 20121231. Never forget.

>> No.22328801

>>22328655
I HIT THEM BECAUSE THEY SUCKED LIKE YOU. WOLVES ARE PUSSIES THAT ATTACK DYING ENEMIES, WAR DOGS FIGHT REAL ENEMIES RAH. I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MORTARIANS GUY DID. THEY WORE THEM DOWN AND YOU HIT THEM IN THE BALLS. BABY STUFF. THE GRAND PLAN INCLUDES FAILING CONSTANTLY AND LOSING YOUR ARMS? KHARN DOESNT WANT TO SEE THAT PLAN. KHARN WILL MAKE HIS OWN PLAN.
>>22328644
YOU TOLD ME YOU DELETED THOSE PICTS!!!!

>> No.22328804

>>22328752
Sonofabitch those are clearly legs belonging to one of my blinged up lords I'd recognise them anywhere. Mine are much older and err therefore better right!

>> No.22328807 [SPOILER] 

>>22328744
Nope, He is an impostor, probably from Tzneetch, the bastard.

>> No.22328808

>>22328792
Yes My Lord, of course you did.

>> No.22328811

>>22328659
DONT YOU FUCKING IMPERSONATE ME

ITS COOL THOUGH FOR ONCE

>> No.22328816

>>22328773
YES......YES..... The *BLAM*ING HAS COMMENCE! Tasty Souls coming right up!

>> No.22328820

>>22328752
You have done well my son!!!!

>> No.22328821

>>22328807
You cant draw for shit

>> No.22328832

>>22328811
>implying he's impersonating you
>implying you aren't the imposter

>> No.22328833

>>22328804
No they're not. Got a mark of Slaanesh on the codpiece, nurgle over the pucker, and tzeentch and khorne on the left and right knees.

>> No.22328835

>>22328691
Cant resist to such cuteness, im chaos now

>> No.22328846

>>22328816
Oh yes, tasty souls everywhere.
Much tastier than suns you know.

>> No.22328847

>>22328833
What now failbaddon?! Also, how the hell is he still typing?

>> No.22328853

>>22328801
Go cuddle up to cypher and have a drink bro you don't even have nurgles blessing like me and yet here you are fagging up his party.

>> No.22328855

>>22328821
Hows this?

>> No.22328857

>>22328756
I was there for most of your crusades bumblefuck. I'm one of the only reasons we took Cadia remember? Your battle plans suck. I wish Horus was still around.

>> No.22328860

>>22328853
Seriously, how are you typing?

>> No.22328861

>>22328855
Go back to Edgyville Done Son of Spurdo

>> No.22328863

>>22328855
I bet you didn't even draw that.

>> No.22328871

>>22328801
no i was giving them to all the other traitor legions and laughing at you


thats what you get for pooping in my sink MOTHERFUCKER

>> No.22328872

>>22328853
I ACTUALLY LIKE HIM AROUND MORE THAN I DO YOU

GO AWAY ABBADON

YOU AND MALICE ARE RUINING THE NICE ATMOSPHERE WE'VE GOT HERE

>> No.22328880

>>22328792
Hmm, I guess.
>>22328807
But just to be safe, I'll have to punish you. You'll have consensual sex in missionary position for the purposes of creating daemonettes. I don't like this as much as you do, but Tzeentch need to learn the lesson. So he will receive most normal, most socially adjusted and most reasonable daemonettes.
>>22328860
With his nose.

>> No.22328882

>>22328847
If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine etc.

>> No.22328886

>>22328807
YOU ARE THE IMPOSTOR, I WENT ON A VACATION AND YOU PICJ MY JOB! I HATE YOU!

>> No.22328894

>>22328820
Can I be a demon prince now? I brought you the most sculpted ass in all of chaos AND I got you laid!

>> No.22328895

>>22328860
Whats all this about typing? All he's been doing is shouting at everybody.

>> No.22328900

>>22328863
Nope, too lazy.

>> No.22328911

>>22328847
WITH HIS INVERTED SPHINCTER!!!! WERE AT A PARTY YOU COCKRAT.
>>22328644
>>22328644
It's been a while. Still got that sword?

>> No.22328919

>>22328882
I suppose you could keep doing ab workouts, but without arms or legs it'll be pretty hard to be powerful.

>> No.22328923

>>22328894
Yes! You are now a DAEMON PRINCE OF MALICE!!!

SHASHHSHHSHAAA!!!

>> No.22328928

Heyyyy whatup guys Huron the fucking pirate in the house.

>> No.22328938

>>22328900
Too lazy to exist more like.

>> No.22328940

OH LOOK ITS CHAOS LORD "ICANTWIPEMYASSBADON" AT LEAST KHARN GETS SHIT DONE. OF COURSE I STILL GOTTA BREAK HIS SHIT BUT HEY

>> No.22328948

>>22328846

Kind of wish Mag'ladroth was here with us, that lazy mofo...

>> No.22328952

>>22328923
YES, YES! I SHALL SPREAD HATE IN YOUR NAME FOR ALL ETERNITY!

>> No.22328953

Evening gentlemen. I am here to purge the unclean and fuck bitches, in no particular order. Where's the bar?

>> No.22328961

>>22328816
didint i tell you to SHUT THE FUCK UP? I SWEAR IF I HEAR YOU SAY SOMETHING ONE MORE TIME I'LL...
>>22328857
HAH,KHARN,i hear you're a pretty cool guy...

>> No.22328963

>>22328919

>> No.22328968

>>22328948
Oh let him have his nap, I'm sure he's still quite content screwing with all the Imperium's machinery.

>> No.22328975

>>22328953
THE DOOR YOU JUST ENTERED MY GARDEN WITH

>> No.22328982

>>22328953
Oh look another commissar here to purge heresy at this nonexistent party.
I bet you aren't even a real commissar. Your hat is fake.

>> No.22328985

>>22328952
Go now! Go and fuck the galaxys shit! Lets start by convincing ORKS to go chaos! What could possibly go wrong?!

>> No.22328990

>>22328968
You have no idea how literal that statement is. Where do you think the techpriests' CLANGCLANG method of fixing things came from?

>> No.22328997

>>22328982
YOU DID NOT JUST DISS HAT-CHAN MOTHERFUCKER. IT'S ON NOW.
GIMME THOSE BEAR LEAVES.

>> No.22328998

>>22328911
FORGOT MY PICT. ME AND GORECHILD CELEBRATING AFTER A GOOD TIME.
>>22328871
I SAID I WAS SORRY, GORE CHILD WAS HUNGRY AND I WAS IN A RUSH TO KILL SOMETHING.
IT's NOT LIKE I WAS ABLE TO HOLD IT IN AFTER.....

>> No.22329003

Abbadon? More like Faildon!

>> No.22329005

>>22328985
YOU CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE HOW DISSAPOINTED YOU HAVE JUST MADE ME IN THAT ONE SENTENCE

>> No.22329010

>>22328990
The whole reason I don't trust the technophiles around my body.

>> No.22329020

>>22328998
GODDAMMIT THANKS CYPHER, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID.

>> No.22329021

>>22328990
And how would you know that!

Well fuck the lot of you i'm off to get suited up in that new horus clone.

>> No.22329029

>>22328997
What are you going to shoot me or something?
I bet your gun is just a squirt gun you stole off an ork. Doesn't even have water in it.

>> No.22329036

>>22329021
I was a traitor guardsman, how do you think I know about the clangclang?

>> No.22329055

>>22329029
Fucker. Nobody messes with my hat. Nobody.

>> No.22329059

>>22328997
>>22328997
>>22328773
>>22328961
Do you like my hat?

>> No.22329066

>>22329003
Horus how do you even exist?
Even at this party of nonexistent gods you don't exist.

>> No.22329067

Hey hey nurgle marks represent, oh and kharns here too, say why is he sitting with cypher.

Someone toss me a cold one it's been hard getting here some fuckwit blocked the cadian gate.

>> No.22329074

>>22328953
.....max?
>>22328982
did you just insult the hat OF A COMMISSAR?
*blam*
>>22329036
THE CLANG IS HOLY,though fucking annoying.
*BLAM*
>>22329059
i...I DO....we hat wearers must assert our dominance

>> No.22329081

>>22329067
AHHHH...TYPHUS, ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHILDREN! WELCOME, MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.

>> No.22329086

>>22329005
You are only jealous that Orks would rather worship me than look like you brother.

>> No.22329101

>>22329059
I see you have excellent taste.

>>22329074
Oh hey, wasup. Thanks for the save with the partridges, by the way. I would have thanked you in person, but... well you looked like you were having a lot of fun with the power fucks.

>> No.22329107

>>22329055
I've seen better shooting off of Nurgle's fat nonexistent smelly ass.
This wound probably doesn't even exist. This blood means nothing to me.
Your hat is probably made out of straw and tears that you fashioned together in your basement after realizing your emperor doesn't even exist.
The guardsmen have better hats than you.

>> No.22329114

>>22329066
Remaking my soul too all the time since Abbadon betrayed me until now.

>> No.22329115

WHAT KINDA PUSSY NEEDS A HAT TO BE ANGRY?! NO OFFENSE FUKLAW

>> No.22329116

>>22329021
Hey Failbaddon, What happened between you and Eliphas?

>> No.22329119

>>22329107
What do you even have against hats, man.

>> No.22329123

>>22329074
Oh look more bullets that aren't even real. Come on try again I bet you can't even hit me again. Your hat is even shitter than the other guy's hat.

>> No.22329124

>>22329107
OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH SHIT!

>> No.22329131

>>22329086
I ALREADY HAVE ORKS UNDER MY COMMAND.

>> No.22329137

>>22329081
One of... But I thought I was the chosen of nurgle!

Ah well no point crying over spilt plague right!

Also why do I smell imperial scum, better crack out the manreaper.

>> No.22329151

>>22329074
If the clang is so holy, why did it drive me to worship Malice?

>> No.22329153

>>22329067
You can that Abbadoodle for that.

Also Gods Maybe we should choose a new mortal chosen one. My vote goes to that Huron chap He has the right attitude. I met him once when picking Karanak up from the pound.

>> No.22329156

>>22329101
>>22329074
We should go berserk on some guardsmen together sometime.

>> No.22329157

I'D TAKE MY FISTIN STICK TO YOUR HEAD TYPHUS BUT SLANEESH HAS IT TUCKED SOMEWHERE EVEN I AINT ANGRY ENOUGH TO GO

>> No.22329160

>Commisars
>At a chaos party in Nurgle's Garden
>Not too bloated with pus and disease to speak

>> No.22329164

ALAS, THE TIME HAS COME FOR ME TO GO TO SLEEP. YOU MAY KEEP ON PARTYING IF YOU WANT, AND I WANTED TO THANK YOU, EACH AND EVERY ONE OF MY CHILDREN FROM BRINGING ME THIS MUCH JOY. HAVE A GOOD
NIGHT, CHILDREN.

>> No.22329178

>>22329116
Yo Kharn!

>> No.22329179

>>22329107
How's about we don't insult nurgle infront of me, or I could just unleash the destroyer hive. Any excuse to get those little fuckers out for a few minutes.

>> No.22329187

>>22329160
Hey, if I can swing around a plaguesword without my eyes rotting out, I think I can handle hanging at a party.

>>22329156
Staying in shape for the big bloodbowl game this week, eh? Sounds sweet.

>>22329164
Later man, say hi to your lady for me.

>> No.22329188

>>22329131
Dammit....WAIT!

I will send my favored son to go corrupt the TAU!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA

>> No.22329203

>>22329119
What do you have against fashion?

>> No.22329205

>>22329188
You cant corrupt Tau though. Their connection to the warp is too weak.

>> No.22329207

>>22329188
Don't you be fucking up the blueberries now, buddy. You know what happened last time.

>> No.22329210

>>22329153
Well i did say hi when I came in but no one responded I'm not that stealthy.

>> No.22329215

>>22329188
>implying Tau aren't basically uncorruptable because of their Ultramarine waifus

>> No.22329217

>>22329178
Yo. Haven't talked to you in a while, what've you been up to? Sorry about that mishap on the VENGEFUL SPIRIT. I wish I could've been there.

>> No.22329224

>>22329203
>commissar hats
>not the most swag-tastic thing ever placed on a scalp
My sides have ascended to daemonhood. Again. Yo Khorne, get these things off me, I told you I was cool with being human for now.

>> No.22329226

I heard there was a party going on!
I brought a legion's worth of noise marine DJs and enough dildos for everyone to have two!

>> No.22329231

>>22329188
Sorry. Tried it. Send my cultists there they killed him and they thought that they have killed me. Was funny, but ultimately pointless. There are no fun to be found amongst the Tau.
>>22329164
Bye! Remember to treat Isha well!

>> No.22329237

>>22329187
Yes our Cheerteam is especially amped about the game those those Crazy Bloodlettettes went out and gathered a heath amount of skulls just for it.

>> No.22329239

>>22329115
NONE TAKEN,I WOULD'NT EXPECT A NON-HAT WEARER TO UNDERSTAND THE BOND BETWEEN A MAN AND HIS HAT
>>22329107
>>22329123
*rev chainsword*
*overcharge laspistol*
*INHALE*
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
>>22329101
FUN....YEAH....I think im forgetting something....something about you......
>>22329151
becuase your ears were not angry or pure enough to understand it.
>>22329156
sounds like some holyness can be gleaned,perhaps.....
>>22329160
MY ANGER IS THE PURES NOTHING CAN CORRUPT THE FROTHING RAGE

>> No.22329245

>>22329217
I was rebuilding my soul after Abbadon destroyed it.

>> No.22329247

>>22329224
I wasn't talking about commissar hats, I was talking about your makeshift hat that gives you absolutely no authority over even the lowliest guardsmen.

>> No.22329250

>>22329231
Oh well. What shall we do now?

>> No.22329261

>>22329188
Sorry my boss has already been there and done that.

>> No.22329265

>>22329250
Has anyone claimed the alpha legion yet?

>> No.22329266

>>22329215

Damn them and their waifus....

>> No.22329272

>>22329247
Makeshift? Have you seen this baby?
I've got a set of dark eldar twins who polish her up every day. They're REAL thorough, if you know what I mean.

>> No.22329282

>>22329239
Ha ha, oh wow.
I bet you just thought you hit me and turned me into a quadruple amputee. None of that probably even happened. I doubt that you even had either of those things.
Again, all this blood is just you tricking yourself into believing its blood, just like your fake god emperor.

>> No.22329310

>>22329265
Hmmm...Go corrupt the other chaos gods's followers! Chaos corrupting chaos...GENIUS!

>> No.22329311

>>22329261

Sounded like fun, wish I was there... your Khornate are pretty cool guys in my book.

>> No.22329316

>>22329310
Why did we ever get worked up over you again?

>> No.22329317

>>22329272
But even if it were real the fact you just admitted that you conoodle with xenos would make all null and void as you have committed heresy. Therefore your authority does not exist and you are not a real commissar.
I doubt you are even human.

>> No.22329319

>>22329272
Only two dark eldar?
Stop by my planet sometime and I'll introduce you to my harem.

>> No.22329328

>>22329310
What do you have to offer them?

>> No.22329335

>>22329316
I dont know, the Imperium has never bothered me before. Usually I fuck around with my brothers plans.

>> No.22329339

>>22329310
Was i as retarded as Malice is?

>> No.22329343

>>22329328
Well, we kind of do the same stuff, the Sons of Malice are just less sneaky about it.

>> No.22329352

>>22329282
-UUUUUUUUU-......
D-DID HE JUST FUCKING INTERRUPT ME?
I NEED CONFIRMATION ON THIS,DID HE JUST INTERRUPT ME?

>> No.22329358

>>22329339
>>22329335
My Lord....Lords?.....This pains me to say, but you're the same person.

>> No.22329360

>>22329328

Malice has something to offer? That is as crazy as him having multiple followers...

>> No.22329366

>>22329319
Two dark eldar, one normal one, a tau, a techpreistess, a sister of battle, three daemonettes, a necron, and a giant fishmonster.
One night.
Get on my level.

>> No.22329367

>>22329343
>sneaky
>Slaanesh

>> No.22329371

>>22329339
I don't know, were you?
Quite frankly I doubt at the connection between you two and believe you are separate entities that just happen to share similarities. No need to judge yourself based on the actions of those who people associate you with.
Implying you exist, of course, which you don't.

>> No.22329376

>>22329352
Shit man, I think he did.

>> No.22329379

>>22329352
Did I?
Were you even talking?
I don't think you were.

>> No.22329382

>>22329360
hey fuck you, he's got a whole chapter of astartes as well as myself! There's just no more cultists since I ascended. I should go recruiting!

>> No.22329384

>>22329352
If I say yes...Would you go and kill him?

>> No.22329386

>>22329358
Thats how malice/malal works my favored son. There is another version of you with him as well.

>> No.22329390

>>22329379
You have no idea what you just did.
Nobody interrupts Fuklaw. Not even me.
That hurt, by the way.

>> No.22329405

>>22329382
>Fuck you
No need to be Pseudo-Necrophiliac mate.

>> No.22329411

>>22329376
.............
>>22329379
.....................
>>22329384
...........................

>> No.22329414

>>22329384
>implying you can kill something that doesn't exist

>> No.22329427

>>22329245
>>22329245
You can't fool me man. Abaddon couldn't destroy a dandelion if he tried. I think the emperor jumbled your brain a bit when he blasted your soul. I mean no offense, but we all know that's what really happened. Best to just move on and KILL.

>> No.22329429

Sons of Malice reporting in.

>> No.22329433

>>22328998
makes sense, the thing was pretty pancakey

>> No.22329434

>>22329386
My mind is so blown right now....You think the tau would let me set up a recruiting station if I asked nicely?

>> No.22329436

>>22329382
Thats right! I just never talk about them!

>> No.22329448

>>22329414
Well, now that you've admitted your own nonexistence, could you leave? Ra'alman's making eyes at me again, and I'm in no mood for fishvore.

>> No.22329455

>>22329429
But the other one said he was the ONLY son of malice.
I think you are lying.

>> No.22329471

>>22329367
Well, yeah, but it's not like I need it. I do my work in a more subtle manner. And slowly, but surely, they will become corrupted and then they will be mine.
>>22329343
Fulgrim got a lot of gifts. Hell, one time I even gave him a blowjob, personally. What can your Lord offer your people?

>> No.22329475

>>22329448
Well I..
Uh..
Hmm...
Yeah I don't know I just sort of wandered in here. Its cold out there in the warp.

>> No.22329478

>>22329455
Malice just makes no sense. That's what he's chaos god of. Not making sense.

>> No.22329499

>>22329434
NO

>> No.22329507

>>22329478
I am the Anarchy god

>> No.22329512

>>22329455

>> No.22329514

>>22329414
>IMPLYING I WONT TEAR YOUR FUCKING ESSENCE INTO THE MATERIAL PLANE,SHIT DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT,BLAM YOU WITH A FUCKING EXTERMINATUS,RAPE YOUR REMAINS WITH THE RAGE OF THE ANGRYMARINES COMBINED WITH MY OWN AND KICK YOU BACK INTO THE WARP TO FESTER LIKE THE INTERRUPTING CUNT YOU ARE!!!!!
*PROCEEDS TO DO THE AFOREMENTIONED RAGE INDUCED SHIT*

>> No.22329524

>>22329471
You're right, as a recruiter I need to take these things into consideration. Perhaps if I offered them hugs?

>> No.22329528

>>22329514
Shit man.
Shit.

>> No.22329530

>>22329514
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!

>> No.22329543

>>22329524
Hugs and cuddling, man. Hugs and cuddling.

>> No.22329549

>>22329524
Dude. Daemon price of chaos. Have you looked at yourself yet?
Spikes.

Speaking of which where the hell did Khorne go off to, my sides are still daemonic and I'm tired of having to hold my arms up.

>> No.22329558

>>22329524
I like hugs
You know, this malice guy sounds pretty neat

>> No.22329566

>>22329543
and also bitches. demon bitches.

>> No.22329567

>>22329524

If it were that easy, the Tau would be worshiping death.....one day....

>> No.22329573

>>22329549
I look like a checkerboard made of anarchy and hatred......
>>22329543
Maybe if I promised them hugs from a malette?

>> No.22329577

>>22329499
Oh Farsight, when will you learn xenophobia is only cool for the humans?

>> No.22329590

>>22329514
>implying
I can doubt everything you just did. In fact I was never even here.
Also shit man calm down fine I'm going home to my cardboard box. Jerk.

>> No.22329591

>>22329549
DAMN HORNED RAT MANAGED TO ESCAPE ME!

>> No.22329593

>>22329566
Don't worry. He's got them.
In my "womb".

>> No.22329602

>>22329577
>only cool for the humans
>war in heaven

>> No.22329603

>>22329573
Just call it some "cultural exchange"
Trust me.

>> No.22329605

>>22329499
Just to recruit from the humans! Chaos as a whole doesn't really care about the tau, it's not like I'd bother you guys. I'd be doing you a service, getting rid of imperial filth and what not

>> No.22329611

>>22329593
Hey Slaanesh, want to spread anarchy and sexy-time on a Sisters of Battle shrine world?

>> No.22329612

>>22329602
To be fair, us C'tan aren't exactly Necrontyr now are we?

>> No.22329618

>>22329605
Man, did you even get the memo. Emps is back, everybody's chill, surfing is the new galactic sport. Just relax.

>> No.22329621

>>22329549
I DONT KNOW MAN,I NEED A SMOKE....
>>22329590
you can deny what just happened all you want,just remember there arent any showers in the immaterium.
>>22329577
>

>> No.22329629

>>22329603
Oh hey, there's an idea. Now how to do the paperwork for this.....

>> No.22329635

>>22329612
>Implying that whole business wasn't your fault

>> No.22329636

>>22329611
Ignore >>22329618 entirely. Go for it. I'll bring the pictrecorder.

>> No.22329648

>>22329636
Hmmm.......JUST AS PLANNED

>> No.22329658

>>22329590
>cardboard box
Wow. Did nihilism recession hit you hard? You could have a stay at my place for a while, as long as you promise not to destroy anything.
>>22329611
>>22329636
>The Sisters of Battle
Lets go.

>> No.22329669

>>22329658
We depart!
Bwahahahahaha!

>> No.22329670

>>22329635
Best thing on my résumé if I say so myself
>>22329621
Oh come now, what's the fun in simply killing everything?
What happened to convincing them to kill themselves for your gain?

>> No.22329678

>>22329658
Well I..
Okay.

>> No.22329679

>>22329658
Oh, and one other thing. Tell Doomrider to quit stanching souls in my quarters, it makes Esh jumpy as fuck.

>> No.22329693

>>22329679
Shit, where'd my name go.

>> No.22329702

>>22329678
keep your asscheeks closed,seriously,watch yourself.....
SERIOUISLY......seriously
>>22329670
you do not know the satisfaction of purging the unclean with your bear hands

>> No.22329719

>>22329566
CYPHER. CYPHER STOP IGNORING ME. PLEASE RESPOND. CYPHER.

>> No.22329720

>>22329702
No I think I can handle it.
I'll only imply the really intrusive ones out of existence. Besides that I can last a few night there before getting an actual job.

>> No.22329721

>>22329702
Oh but they're all clean in their shiny necrodermis shells.
You could be too you know...

>> No.22329735

>>22329702
Shit, THAT'S what I forgot about!
HAHA TIME FOR BEAR LEAVES. RON BURGUNDY, YOUR FOUL REIGN IS AT AN END!

>> No.22329737

>>22329670

Well, you know, expect that whole "Hey, nightbringer, eat your friends. What could possibly happen?" Though also in hind-sight, they were pretty tasty, so I kind of forgive you.

And killing is just so much fun, I don't know but it makes me feel warm inside...

>> No.22329760

>>22329702

I certainly do, kill of the warp scum and the rest of the dirty living beings.

>> No.22329763

>>22329735
*RAWR ROOOOOOAAAARRRR*
>>22329721
y-you could polish my necrodermis sometime??

>> No.22329769

>>22329737
Killing gives you sweet dreams and good feels?
How cute.

We do need to get together with Mag'ladroth some time and have another "picnic", a pity most of the others would be unable to make it.

>> No.22329784

>>22329763
Oh well this is a surprise.
I sure could polish your necrodermis if you so desired.

>> No.22329799

>>22329735
THERE YOU ARE.
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN MADE ME CUM TODAY, MAX. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?

>> No.22329818

>>22329799
OH FUCK. TIME TO LEAVE.
DAMNNIT YOU COULD AT LEAST START WITH THE HOT FORM, JESUS.

>> No.22329843

>>22329769

Yes indeed it does...
And I'll take you up on that "Picnic", hopefully Mag'ladroth will be awake this time. Anyways, I'll see you later bro.

>> No.22329873

>>22329843
Later man, suck some stars while you're out

>> No.22329882

>>22329784
what would that entail?

>> No.22329890

>>22329658

>> No.22329896

>>22329566
CYPHER. PLEASE. CYPHER. I LOVE YOU. CYPHER.


SOB.

>> No.22329901

>>22329882
Well I don't know, how...detailed would you like your necrodermis to be?

>> No.22329967

Did the thread die?

>> No.22329974

>>22329737
>warm inside
Would it be that have enjoyed killing? And could that warm feeling be pleasure?

>> No.22329980

>>22329967
Well everybody left I guess.

>> No.22329991

>>22329967
Well most of them left to rape sisters and Kharn's crying in the corner, so I think it's safe to say the party's over.

>>22329896
Come on, big guy, let's get you home.

>> No.22330004

>>22329980
>>22329991
A pity. Perhaps we shall have another party some day, hopefully some place other than Nurgle's..."garden"

>> No.22330040

>>22330004
Maybe we could go bother Cegorach or something.

>> No.22330044

>>22329991
WHY WON'T HE LOVE ME? WHHHHHHYYYYYY?

>> No.22330059

>>22330044
It's ok, man. He's not good enough for you anyway.
Hey, how about we go get the rest of my squad, tie them to poles, and throw them at things? That's sure to cheer you up.

>> No.22330093

>>22330059
.............................................alright


thanks.

>> No.22330115

Archive this shit gents.
http://chanarchive dot org/request_votes

>> No.22330127

>>22330115
Already done.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22324614/

>> No.22330164

>>22330059
Oh hey. FISTBUMP?

>> No.22330175

>>22330164
Sure, man.
-CRUNCH-

>> No.22330368

>>22330175
And that's a wrap, I suppose.
Happy new year, fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls.

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