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22315029 No.22315029 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Can we talk about orc women?

>> No.22315073

No, but we can discus them in a textual medium.

What do you want to type about?

>> No.22315081
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It is common for orc women to headbutt their love in the snout during intercourse to establish dominance.

>> No.22315084

I find orc women extremely attractive.

>> No.22315094
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>>22315029
DID SOMEONE SAY ORC WIMMIN?

>> No.22315101
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>>22315094

>> No.22315116
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What about orc women OP?

>> No.22315117

Do orc women have the best asses?

>> No.22315127

I prefer them chubby to the point of being just shy of BBW, hyperfertile, and reeking of feminine musk.

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>>22315101

>> No.22315132
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>>22315081
As do I, friend. As do I.

>> No.22315133

Hey, I'm that guy that talked about erotic /tg/ literature before, and posted my scenario with the blacksmith and the orc girl. Someone went out of their way to write a fully-fleshed story about it.

Erm, where is it?

>> No.22315136

>>22315127
I like my orc women thick, with huge asses, and being so horny that they are willing to have sex anywhere, at any time.

>> No.22315138

>>22315133
Hey, you're that guy who I wish would stop introducing himself with that spiel.

Faggot.

>> No.22315141

Rolled 78

no but can we discuss sexy eldritch abominations

>> No.22315151

>>22315117
Tied contest with elf women.

>> No.22315153
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>>22315136
I like em muscly and...muscly.

>> No.22315166

>>22315136
Don't forget them being really, really dumb.

>> No.22315168
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>>22315151
Orc on elf lesbian erotica. Ass focused.

>> No.22315175

>>22315138
What are you talking about?

I just came back to /tg/ after a couple of days. Or, was that thread yesterday? I don't fucking remember.

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>>22315153
>you will never lift enough to make an orc woman seek you out as a mating partner

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>>22315168
This guy is going places.
Most likely the bathroom armed with lotion but places nonetheless

>> No.22315204

>>22315151
>implying scrawny elf bitches have anything but flat asses

>> No.22315227

Orc bitches love getting fucked, don't they?

>> No.22315247
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>>22315227
They do the fucking.

>> No.22315264

>>22315247
Orc bitches love fucking, don't they?

>> No.22315268
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>>22315168
HELL YEAH MOTHER FUCKER.

>> No.22315269

>>22315197
Oh...

Oh God, she's... she's undressing... I FEEL SHE'S UNDRESSING JUST FOR ME.

>> No.22315270

>>22315227
Orc Rapist wat do?

>> No.22315284

>>22315247
>tfw you will never be dominated and raped by orc bitches

>> No.22315303

Why are there so many freaks into masculine women on /tg/?

What's wrong with women just being women, guys?

>> No.22315310

>>22315264
After they sate the bloodlust, they have to sate other lusts.

>> No.22315317

>>22315303
Women who are masculine when it comes to sex are very hot.

You don't want a woman who is down to fuck all of the time, and is aggressive in bed?

>> No.22315330
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>>22315303
What's wrong with women just being women, but also being able to crush your head like a grape in her thighs?

>> No.22315334

>>22315330
That's coo', brah, but, I'd rather stay alive, thanks.

>> No.22315337

>>22315303
don't get me wrong, I like slender women. I just happen to like all natural muscle on my women as well.

>> No.22315340

>>22315334
What are you, a fucking normal?

>> No.22315343

>>22315303
i dunno what you're talking about

i like my orc chicks plump and fertile

>> No.22315355

>>22315343
not enough art of chubby orc chicks

>> No.22315361

>>22315303
I wouldn't mind a girl with some muscle.

But I am more of a chubby chaser.

>> No.22315364

>>22315270
If male: RUN
If female: Prepare my body and enjoy it.

>> No.22315369

>>22315343
This, though more in a "wishes to be the plump, dumb, fertile orc girl" way.

>> No.22315371

>>22315355
Yeah, we need more fertility goddess like Orcs.

>> No.22315374

>>22315369
unf

>> No.22315378

>>22315029

Apparently someone is writing Orc on Elf erotica
>>22307393

Maybe we can get some Orc women?

>> No.22315397

>>22315317

>Down to fuck
>Aggressive
>Looks like a guy

If you really need these... Go gay? Pre-op Transman?

>> No.22315410

>>22315397
Why limit yourself so arbitrarily? If it gets you going, why not go for it?

>> No.22315412
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>> No.22315421

>>22315412
>Orc
>Pig

what is this I dont even

>> No.22315426

>>22315412
Damn it, Japan.

>> No.22315431

-4 Str

>> No.22315436
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This is how I orc female.

>> No.22315439

>>22315431
S'okay, they've got enough to spare.

>> No.22315444

>>22315421
Orcs are sometimes associated with boars. But only to the point of having pet ones and boar tusks.

>> No.22315446

>>22315421
Yeah, it's a shame that so many depictions of orcs stray so far from their Pig-Man roots.

>> No.22315449

>>22315421

Orcs used to be depicted more like monstrous pigmen. Green skinned muscular human orcs are more of a modern interpretation.

>> No.22315452

>>22315436
This is how I orc female bard
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpiFmZLICgM

>> No.22315464

>>22315436

You female orc as a majestic bird of prety?

>> No.22315471

>>22315449
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ork_(folklore)
Austria would like to have a serious discussion with all you Tolkien faggots.

>> No.22315500
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>>22315029

LIE!
ORK WIMMINZ DON'T EXIST!
STUPID KNIFEEAR LIE SPREAD TO DEGRADE MA PEOPLE!

>> No.22315501

>>22315471
So it's just the local variation of hairy reclusive guy who takes your shit?

aight

>> No.22315502

>Despite his great power his only goal is to joke the victims and, when he thinks to have enjoyed it sufficiently he disappears in a sulphur cloud saying "Te l'o fata!" meaning, in the local language, "I did it to you".

lol i orc u

>> No.22315507

>>22315303
Trollpost. Stop trying to derail the stupid sex fantasy thread with debate about the meaning of womanhood.

>> No.22315509

>>22315471

>As a dwarf, the ork was a well-behaved kobold/house spirit in wine cellars

That's pretty much everything /tg/ likes rolled into one.

>> No.22315511

>>22315501
So Orcs are Hobos?

>> No.22315516

I pretty much play half-orcs like natives for some reason. Living in tents, talking about nature and all that stuff.

>> No.22315518

>>22315502we should have a TG word filter, turning troll into orc. That would be hilarious.

>> No.22315525

>>22315511
magic hobos

>> No.22315540
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>>22315330

this

>tfw she's petite and feminine-voiced in interviews, but also a muscular hothead. Best of both worlds

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>>22315502

>> No.22315548

>>22315518
You are far too easily amused, my friend.

>> No.22315578

>>22315548
I plead guilty, your honor.

>> No.22315687

>>22315197
>implying orc women wouldn't like you weak and sub instead

>> No.22315696

>>22315687

>Not understanding most muscle girls in real life are actually extremely submissive in bed

>> No.22315715

>>22315696
>implying anyone on this board will get laid ever.

>> No.22315732

>>22315696
For the days we fight, with the strength of thy arms.
From the enemies we run, with the power of thy legs.
With beasts we wrestle, with the might of thy body.
In bed thy cringe, the weakness of a soul surrounded by steel.
The world builds upon fear, as your mind sees nothing but thorns.
Only thy flower blooms, the flower by moon light.
Muscles girls throughout, muscle girls forever.
God is in heaven, and all is right with the world.

>> No.22315777

>>22315500
Gubbinz iz wimmenz.

Search ya feelinz, ya knowz t'be true.

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Say what you want about World of Warcraft, but they gave us the best depiction of trolls, goblins, and orc women.

>> No.22315841

>>22315789
NO.NO.NO
If your sexual dimorphism means your females look more human than your males, your doing it wrong. WROOOONG

>> No.22315867

>>22315841
But they don't? Both genders are about the same

>> No.22315871

>>22315789
Why do they have abs?

>> No.22315881

>>22315871
Because abs are sexy. Need you another reason?

>> No.22315895

>>22315881
bellies are better

>> No.22315943

>>22315789
>green humans that look barely like orcs at all
>best
No.
>>22315867
Not the orcs or trolls.

>> No.22315969

>>22315168
FUCK! I had this big thing written for this and I accidentally closed the window. I'mma go get some sleep, but if this thread is still alive when I wake up, I'll give it another go.

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Maybe a strange question, but do we know what LotR Orc women look like? And what is considered attractive by an Orc.

In the Peter Jackson films the Orcs appear incredibly varied, varying from pig-disgusting (pic related) to handsome sexbeast (the Pale Orc).

Presumably this would also be the case for Orc women. But it makes me wonder, would tumour-face be considered attractive or desirable by Orc standards? Or is Azog more the kind of creature you would find in a steamy Mordor romance novel?

And what about the Goblin King? Does he crush tiny female Goblin pelvises with that larded ass?

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>>22315841
Here's your femtroll then.

>> No.22316011

>>22315992
>No female orcs are ever mentioned by Tolkien, but in The Silmarillion he wrote that "the Orcs had life and multiplied after the manner of the Children of "Illuvatar"; and that Melkor had created them before the First Age by breeding Elves he had captured and corrupted, by means of torture and mutilation.

So LeMarckian evolution by rape.

>> No.22316053

>>22315992
1) Goblins are small orcs. Same race, just nomenclature. Orc is, in the Tolkien setting, based on the word for Orca which just means large beast.
2) Femorcs were never depicted or described. They're definitely tribal, so they must have a means of reproduction.
3) Orcs would be xenophobic in that universe, so different tribes would inbreed so much they'd be very visually different compared to other races.
I'd imagine elves reached the point where everyone is a single race tan color (or off-caucasian, whatever) long ago by contrast. So they start looking to humans for fresh genetics and someone to make daddy mad...

Side note: there's good orcs in the Tolkien universe. They're just never mentioned.

>> No.22316072

>>22316053
Do all Peter Jackson orcs grow out of big underground amniotic sacs, or is that just Saruman magic?

Or is that supposed to imply that female orcs lay eggs? If the eggs are that big, does this mean trolls are actually just orc women?

>> No.22316124

>>22316072
That was Saruman giving them a prestige class boost. They weren't being born, they were coming out of a biological kind of specimen tank.

He'd been going bad for a long time.

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>> No.22318969

>>22315452
bumping because I just discovered something utterly new and awesome.

>> No.22318984

>>22316053
>They're just never mentioned.

If they are never mentioned then they don't exist.

>> No.22318993

>>22315992

Orcs and goblins rape human females.

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>>22315452
>Be from the same country as her
>People keep asking me if I've met her

She ruined my online experience.

>> No.22319024

>>22316053
>Side note: there's good orcs in the Tolkien universe. They're just never mentioned.
Nope. In fact, one of the things Tolkien regretted afterwards was making the orcs utterly irredeemable.

>> No.22319028

>>22315992
Orcs and goblins reproduce asexually.

>> No.22319041

>>22318984
No. Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence.

>> No.22319045

>>22316072
Original orcs were tortured and corrupted elves, so they procreate in the old-fashioned way. Orc women exist in LoTR.

>> No.22319053

>>22319028
No, see >>22319045

>> No.22319054

>>22315732
You have the soul of a poet, anon, and the ass of an orc.

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>Orc women

>> No.22319079

>>22316053
Doesn't an Orc in one of Tolkien's books bear the title "son of..."? I think it was something like "Azog son of Agog"?

Kind of confirms that women Orcs exist.

>> No.22319085

>>22319041
Tolkien was very thorough with his world-building when he created the world of Middle-Earth. If there was a single good orc, then he would've mentioned it somewhere.

>> No.22319092

>>22319079
Orcs are descended from elves, of course orc females exist.

>> No.22319095

>>22319041
That's not how it works, you filthy papist.

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>Orc
>women

>> No.22319114
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>female orcs

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>> No.22319177

>>22319079

Azog the Defiler.

For you movie watchers, the White Orc.

>> No.22319207

>>22319105
>>22319125
>>22319135
>>22319155
>>22319149
These are really nice, they feel like they're from some godforsaken African hellhole just waiting to shiv you on general principles.

>> No.22319215

>>22319207
I posted the more respectable looking ones too. All from artist Christine Larsen, as is: >>22315094

She does various other, often more cartoony, monstergirls too.

>> No.22319218

>>22319079

His mother was a white/blond human female.Either that or an elf. They reproduce through rape.

>> No.22319222

>>22319177
more like BOLG SON OF AZOG

>> No.22319350

>>22319218
Not true, female orcs exist in LoTR since the orcs are descended from elves.

>> No.22320606

>>22319207
>black coloured orcs
>african hellhole
Uh

>> No.22320622

>>22315168
"You think you will get away with this, foul greenskin?" Issaera glared at her captor as she tried to break free from her bonds. Unfortunately, orcish hands tie strong knots and the ropes that bound her hands and contorted her legs into a kneeling position refused to budge. To think, she had been captured by orcs in her own forest. Orcs led by a woman of their kind at that! It was just unheard of! "My people will find you and they will make pay for what you've done."

The orc towered over her prize with a smirk to match Issaera's icy glare. "They're welcome to try, an' they can die like all the others who challenge me reign. 'Sides, I ain't done nuthin' to ya." Her smirk twisted into a wicked grin "Yet."

Issaera studied her captor. Even in the tattered rags that made up the orc's plainclothes, it was easy to tell she was a warrior. She was powerfully built and covered in both the scars of labor and the scars of war. One of her tusks, smaller than her male counterparts but still very noticeable, was cracked and she had a corresponding scar stretching from just under her nose across her lips and down to her chin. Under different circumstances, Issaera might have admired the way the orc's curves were etched in muscle in a way that seemed to enhance her feminine beauty rather than obscure it. She served as a perfect contrast to elf's own slim, lithe body that had never once seen the horrors of war. The horrors that she now found herself in the thick of. She felt uncomfortable under the orc's gaze, like some animal being appraised of it's worth. She spat out more insults to fight off the despair that was creeping into her soul.

>> No.22320627

>>22320622
"Do you not know who I am, wretched brute? My father will rally the Council and we will-" She was cut off as the orc stormed up to Issaera and lifted her up by the front of her dress with a single hand.

"I am Shalka Firetongue, Clanlord of Clan Firetongue, Blooded Uniter of the Warring Clans of the Southern Wastes, Grand Warchief of the Third Horde, and I am all that is Orc." Issaera blushed and averted her gaze. It was bad enough that she was trembling from the sheer power Shalka had just displayed, but between her current vantage point and those tattered rags that left little to her imagination, Issara kept feeling her gaze wander...

Shalka placed her prize on the ground with far more care than she had hauled her up with. "And don't worry yer pretty little head, princess, I know exactly who you are. Ya would think the daughter o' an elf clanlord would be smarter than ta wander all by her lonesome."

"My people stopped the last two Hordes and yours will be no different! My father personally slew your last Warchief Gozug, you too shall fall to his blade when-"

"Gozug was a fool who had no idea what ta do with the army he found 'imself with, just Krogash before 'im and any other would-be Warchief."

"And I suppose you fancy yourself different from them?"

"I s'pose I do. See, I ain't gonna run willy-nilly into those woods o' yers where yer kin can pick off me boys bit by bit like what they always do." Shalka laughed as she beheld the struggling elf before her. "And why should I when the elf king 'imself is gonna charge out ta face me in order ta save his poor little daughter from me vile clutches?" The triumphant orc leaned forward and cupped a hand under Issara's chin until they were face to face. Her breath reeked of mead and raw meat as she gloated into Issara's face. "Yer forests will burn, yer people will bleed, and yer father's head will look right nice on me Chief Hut, and you will get ta watch the whole affair."

>> No.22320637

>>22320627
Tears welled in her eyes as Issaera gave into the despair that gnawed at her. It was true, all of it! This orc had been clever enough to abduct her in her own territory, practically from the very balcony of her treetop home, and there was nothing she could do to escape. She also commanded the largest orc army Issaera had ever seen! It had to have been at least twice the size of the last Horde! Issaera's father may be a great Chieftain of their tribe and a respected member of the Elven Council, but there was no way he could get them to put aside their differences and mobilize their combined forces in enough time to stop the army that approached her forest home. She tried to retreat inside of herself and pretend all of this wasn't happening when she felt a hand, strong yet gentle, brush away the tears from her eyes.

"Or..." Shalka began, letting the word hang in the air for a moment.

"Don't toy with me, brute, you have what you want from me, just leave me be as I await the death of all that I love."

"You could still save em, spear-ear. Their lives hang in yer hands and yer hands alone."

"And how?! What could I possibly do, what could I possibly give you that you couldn't just take from me by force?!"

Shalka brushed her hand across the distraught elf's face, tidying up her messy hair and wiping away more tears. "Yer hand, princess."

"Are you...proposing to me?!" Issaera stopped fighting her bonds and looked up at the warchief incredulously, only to find the hard stare of those brown eyes of hers soft around the edges.

"I don't need ta kill yer people, princess. Elven blades work mighty fine and the ancestors know I could always use better scouts, not to mention safe passage through yer woods to the humelands that await me plunder. I get all that and yer people get ta live on in peace, ev'ryone wins."

"So you would have us as slaves in your wretched conquest?! The Council will never stand fer this."

>> No.22320642

>>22320637
"Don't ya think I know that?" Shalka sat down next to Issaera and placed a hand on her knee. "That's why I need you, princess. I try ta talk sense to yer people, they try to cut me down an' I got no choice but to kill 'em, but if the princess of an elven clanlord talked ta that council o' yers, told em I wasn't so bad, and professed her love fer me ta boot...Well, I think they might be more willin' ta listen."

"And what makes you think I will ever love a beast like yourself?!"

Shalka patted Issaera's knee reassuringly "Ya don't have ta, jus' pretend fer a bit. Ain't a little discomfort worth the lives o' all yer kin?"

Issaera chewed on her lip. Once again, the orc spoke nothing but the inescapable truth. "But, you're a woman..."

Shalka laughed heartily "Aye, I'm glad those keen elf eyes o' yers work properly. I'm a woman, sure, but I'm also a Clanlord and tha Grand Warchief, my kin ain't gonna say nuthin' 'bout me takin' a bride. Unless they want me fist in their skull!" Shalka held up her fist and flashed a grin at the unsure elf.

>> No.22320651

>>22320642
Seeing no way out of this, Issaera relented "Fine. We have a deal. I accept your...proposal." The downtrodden elf soon found herself mashed against the orc's chest as Shalka grabbed her shoulder and pulled her into a sidelong hug.

"That's me girl! I was hopin' I could find at least one among yer kind that could see reason!" Shalka noticed the defeated look in Issaera's eyes "Now, now, don't look so down, ya done a good thing fer both our kin. 'Sides, yer me wife now, which means yer one o' me clan an' I ain't never done wrong by me clan! Jus' you wait, it won't be so bad. Now lemme go get us some vittles fer a feast. Today is a day fer celebratin', not poutin'." As Shalka got up to leave, she ran an exploratory hand down Issaera's back, stopping just a moment on her backside. "An' maybe later I can show ya why they call me Firetongue." Issaera tried to protest when she was cut off "Oh come off it, lass, I saw ya starin'."

And with that, Shalka left her captive wife in their hut as she went off to prepare for the feast. Despite herself, Issaera couldn't stop marveling at the way her new wife's muscled body moved, especially her own firm, toned backside...

>> No.22320656

>>22319079
Last names rarely exist in Tolkien.
If someone is of note, or from a line of note, they will be referred to by their father.
See Thror, son of Thrain, Aragorn, son of Arathron, Gimli, son of Gloin, Frodo, son of Drogo.
Only the elves seem to have less of these names.

>> No.22320689

>>22320651
That was non-explicit.

>> No.22320733
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22320733

>> No.22320735

>>22320689
Sorry, I can't into sex scenes and the whole thing kind of sucked in general, but I felt like I needed to write it.
If I ever do go on, they would certainly get freaky after and even a little during the feast.

>> No.22320785

>>22319350

No it's not, retard. That only means that all of the original orcs were once elves who became orcs, and since all orcs are male thus all the elves captured were male elves. They obviously reproduce through rape. Learn to comprehend implications.

>> No.22320852

>>22320733
SQUAD BROKEN SQUAD BROKEN!

>> No.22320862

>>22320733
Uncensored?

>> No.22320902

>>22320862
menawhile on /d/
>>>/d/4465807

>> No.22320968

>>22315197
I... I don't even have a thing for muscular girls. Why is this so arousing?

>> No.22320989

>>22320862
>>>/d/4468255

>> No.22321166

>>22320902
>>22320989
There is a god.

>> No.22321803

>>22320968
Thats because she wants to do things that she wants to. Thats the face that says I dare you to stop me

>> No.22321847

Whenever I play a half-orc, the mother is either an orc or a half-orc.

>> No.22322001

>>22321847
>half-orc's mother is a half-orc
Shit, does that mean the father was a double orc?

>> No.22322021

>>22322001
...sometimes...

>> No.22322050

>>22322001
One would think two half-orcs make a half-orc. A half orc and double orc would a three quarters ork.

>> No.22322060

>>22322001
His father was two orcs.

GILGAMESH STYLE.

>> No.22322077

>>22322050
No, one full orc and one non-orc have a half orc. Thusly, a half orc and a non-orc would result in a one-quarter orc.
You are correct about the three-quarter orc though.

>> No.22322080

>>22322050
Actually I think if your father is a double-orc and your mother is half-orc, that would make you 1 1/4 orc and 1/4 human.

>> No.22322085

>>22322021
Swear to god it was the best orgy ever

>> No.22322099

>>22322080
A man and a half?

>> No.22322100

>>22322077
>Thusly, a half orc and a non-orc would result in a one-quarter orc.
Right, and two half-orcs would make another half-orc. He never specified the race of the father, just the mother.

>> No.22322117

>>22322085
This is how orcs do genetics
>wait, so which of us was the father?
>BOTH

>> No.22322119

>>22322099
If you're father is a double-men and your mother is one woman, it makes sense that you would be a man and a half. Genetically speaking.

>> No.22322129

>>22322099
It's how orcish beserkers are born.

>> No.22322154

>>22322100
With how genetics works it could be anywhere from 0-100% orc.

>> No.22322161

I'm an elf and what is this?

>> No.22322181
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22322181

>>22322161
It's orcs, darling.

>> No.22322182

>>22322117
Most awesome shows of orcish maury povich in the world. You are da fatha. De hell I am! <axes come out security summons skeletons and maura povich starts swinging a chain mace>

>> No.22322194

>>22322154
Indeed. In games where I cared enough to detail it, one of my half-orcs came from a large family and had one sibling who was mechanically human (but still had a a few orcish traits) and one who was mechanically orc (but had oddly human hair).

>> No.22322231

Alright, do two half-orcs make another half-orc?

>> No.22322245

>>22322231
Usually, but see >>22322154

>> No.22322251

sorry I only like Gnome and Goblin women

>> No.22322259

>>22322119
Or 2/3 male and 1/3 female, to take this to the illogical conclusion.

>> No.22322333
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22322333

>>22319155
>>22319149
>>22319135
>>22319125
>>22319114
>>22319105

>> No.22322341
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22322341

>>22322333

>> No.22322343
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22322343

>>22322341

>> No.22322360
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22322360

Can we talk about the superior orc sex instead?

>> No.22322362

>>22315841
I treat fantasy-racial sexual dimorphism like the ancient norsemen did: The women should be hot and accessible. Practically every female variant of every demihuman and giant race they concocted was supposedly wicked hot by human standards, with a few specific exceptions for individuals.

>> No.22322403
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22322403

>>22322343

>> No.22322411

>>22322362

This also applies to pulp sci-fi.

>> No.22322432
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22322432

>>22322360
Whatever floats your boat

>> No.22322578
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22322578

Shame on you /tg/ for not posting this one yet.

>> No.22322580
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22322580

>>22322432
Dat chest hair.

>> No.22322655

>>22322360
>>22322432
>>22322580
Stahp

>> No.22322675
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22322675

>>22322655
What's wrong, little man, feeling intimidated and aroused?

>> No.22322683

>>22322675
Yet another case of a butthurt gayfag shitposting in a thread that doesn't cater to his interests.

>> No.22322686

>>22322675
Not really. It's just that male orc art is everywhere and much easier to get.

>> No.22322722

When the Orc Women look attractive yet they are obviously orcs, that's good.
Like
>>22315094
>>22315153
>>22315197
>>22319078
>>22319149

When you got Orc Women that are basically humans with green skin, and look nothing like their male counterparts? That's shit taste right there.
Like
>>22315029
>>22315132

>> No.22322760

>>22315303
My favorite fetish combo is aggressive, muscular woman with a heart of gold, fangs, and green skin.

DON'T JUDGE ME

>> No.22322762

>>22322722
>shit taste
There's no prize for how original your boner inducing orc is. Also, as demonstrated in >>22322362 making fantasy females into basically exotic beauties is one of our most ancient and sacred traditions in storytelling.

>> No.22322770

>>22322722
At least >>22315132 has some muscle on it, though I do agree it isn't my favorite picture. Still, there's not enough orc art out there for me to be too choosy.

>> No.22322816

>>22316053
Wrong on your first point.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orc#Etymology

Last paragraph under Early Modern Usage.

Also, http://www.etymonline.com/index.php?term=orc

>> No.22322832

>>22322762
It is also one of the biggest cliches. You can make any race fuckable by human standards so long as you design them correctly. I hate pointing it out, but look at the Navi from that Avatar movie. It's obviously alien, but still fuckable and fits with the male part of the species.

>> No.22322841

>>22322762
Here on /tg/, we have a prize for how original your boner inducing orc is.

It's called the bi-monthly whyboner awards, or the whybonersies for short. Orcs of all flavours are fairly consistant winners.

>> No.22322856
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22322856

>>22322770

>Objectifying orc women as little more than holes for humans
>Not embracing the Green Flower and its vulvar strengths, ending your misogyny.

I doubt you could get with any orcs you green-chasing limpdick.

>> No.22322880

>>22322856
THEN WHY DON'T YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE SOMEONE BACKHANDS YOU, YOU LOUSY MUTT.

>> No.22322884
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22322884

>> No.22322897

>>22322832
Are you still on about cliches? If it looks good, it looks good. There's nothing to be gained except a sense of smugness for attempting to deviate from the traditional approach.

Also, the Navi are gross, I hate their proportions.

>> No.22322910
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22322910

>>22322856
>implying you even lift
Get out goblin scum

>> No.22322916
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22322916

>>22322880

OI! We have problem?

>> No.22322934

>>22319079
Bolg son of Azog

>> No.22322940

>>22322884
green bodypaint

>> No.22322969

considering how numerous Orcs are, most orc women ought to have wider hips, given the fact that they probably bear a lot of childrn over their lifetime.

almost all of those in the pictures look as they had not bore even one child.
Not to say that Orc women have great metabolsims or keep in shape but damn, their figure does not make childbirth an easy ordeal,

>> No.22322976

>>22322916
T'aint no prob'm can't be solved with a go' ole application a mo' dakka

>> No.22323027

>>22320785
Then how do you explain the Ologahi? The troll orcs of the battle at the black gate? Unless they are the descent of the Entwives and Orcs. . .


I demand Orc on Dryad prons

>> No.22323040

>>22322001
I IS HALF ORC! ONE HALF ORC OTHER HALF ORC ALSO!

>> No.22323064

>>22322119
and if your a girl your a futa orc?

>> No.22323079

>>22322001
>Shit, does that mean the father was a double orc?

Half-Orcs breed true. Same as half-elves.

>> No.22323086

>>22322001
YOU... YOU..
DOUBLE ORC!

>> No.22323117

>>22322832

You don't have to try very hard to make anything fuckable. Have you been to /d/?

>> No.22323193

>>22323117
Lets go with fuckable by the majority.

>> No.22323279

>>22323193
But that's never as fun.

>> No.22323286

I demand orc-on-elf lesbian porn with a consensual, loving twist.

>> No.22323314

>>22323286
M-Mine would have become consensual before any fucking started, I'm just a terrible writer.

>> No.22323318

>>22322770
Not saying you can't have your Orc-Women human-like or just be bodypaint, but at least keep them in proportion with the males of the species in the pic. When you got these huge 40k style orc men with these tiny human like orc women, it looks downright silly.

>> No.22323367

>>22323286

Why not write it yourself?

>> No.22323401

>>22323318
Reminds me of draenei.

>> No.22323456
File: 102 KB, 861x927, Te l'o fata!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
22323456

>>22323367
Maybe I will.

>> No.22323670
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22323670

I must observe that /tg/ is very down with the erotic literature lately.

I'm okay with it.

>> No.22323886
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22323886

>>22323456
Loving orc porn fanfic? Oh please yes.

>> No.22323951

>>22323670
>Very down
Stop assuming a silent majority that assents to this bullshit. We're a silent, very angry majority that wishes this bullshit would stop.

>> No.22323980

>>22323951

Uhhuh.

No you're not.

>> No.22324017

>>22323951
You just hate fun.

>> No.22324035

>>22323951
As a representative of the angry, silent majority, I'd just like to say: …





Thank you. Now please, continue the eroticism. I'm sure the one guy thatdoesn't like it will live.

>> No.22324195
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22324195

>Implying half-orc-half-elf isn't master race

Although muscleorcs like >>22315197 are also super nice

>> No.22324360

>>22315992
Grand total of ONE in the movies, for 1 or 3 seconds during the last one. Some scene during the orcish catapults firing for the first or second time, and then again when the boats filled with the dead reach the port with orcs waiting on the shore/wharf/whatever.

Admittedly only noticable because it was an actress playing that character. The orc still looked like a cancer patient though.

>> No.22324413

>>22315197
This is really hot...

>> No.22324524

>>22324360

>1 female orc warrior
>Spawned a thousand fanfics of STRONG ORC WOMYN in LotR.

>> No.22324529

>>22323318
Silly, but in keeping with fantasy and mythological tradition. The Giantesses were not actually giants, and were considered hot enough for the gods.

>> No.22324543
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22324543

>>22323318

Sexual dimorphism, how does it work?

>> No.22324556

>>22324195
>same everything except no fang/tusk in mirrored image
>not sure if artist meant to show orc and elf sides or just forgot tooth
fffffffffffffff

>> No.22324609

This thread. I like it

>> No.22324632

>>22324543
This.
If we humans cant fuck the females of the species we're not interested

>> No.22324698

>>22324556
It's the former. Shazabik (the artist, on deviantart) usually puts bits of writefagging on each piece, and this one was about some kind of identity angst or something.

>> No.22324706
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22324706

>>22324632

>Believing humans won't fuck anything.

Have you never seen the SSBBW community?

>> No.22324791

>>22324632
humans will breed all races into extintion

>> No.22324977

>>22324706
Now i wish i hadn't. And i'm sure somewhere there's SSBBW with diapers too.

>> No.22325022

>>22323951

It's fine every once in a while. Just keep it in hand yo

>> No.22325192

>>22324977
Add tentacles and we've reached maximum fetish potential.

>> No.22325240

>>22325192
I don't mind tentacles. I'd rather see tentacles than men in my porn. But they're sadly often paired with rape.

>> No.22325692

>>22325192

SSBBW tentacle diaper?

I know SSBBW tentacle exists. Looks like a handful of fettuccine noodles trying to get in a large roast beef sandwich surrounded by mountains of flesh with baby-powder snow.

>> No.22325801
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22325801

>>22324977

>SSBBW weakness
>Not immobile fatty master race.

>> No.22325938
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22325938

this is why Orc men are always depicted as angry bloodthirsty monsters...

>> No.22326361

>>22315464
Majestic is totally the word for it
that bird is fucking epic

>> No.22326374
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22326374

>>22315412
NO!

>> No.22326386

>>22315431
>>22315439
+4 str
-4 str

I don't see a problem with this

>> No.22326432

>>22320733
too skinny to be an ork womenz

>> No.22326445

>>22322161
>>22322181
>dat image
there gonna be some elf rape

>> No.22326485

>>22323670
>dat image
MY SIDES HAVE RUN OFF TO JOIN THE CIRCUS!

>> No.22326495
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22326495

>>22324791
actually...

>> No.22326502

>>22323951
>too much of a pussy to let his boner guide him into erotic fanfics

>> No.22326548

>>22324791
we will find a way to have sex with it!

>> No.22326586
File: 96 KB, 1009x407, We WILL have sex with them!.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] [report]
22326586

>>22326548
>>22324791
>>22324632

>> No.22326618

>>22322722
Just think of the bottom two as half orcs.

>> No.22326637

>>22322969
Maybe orc babies are born smaller than human babies?

>> No.22326873

>>22322969
Humans usually outnumber everyone in most settings. Our women can bear quite a few children in a lifetime. having up to ten was not so uncommon in the past. I think the most documented was 40+. Today with fertility aids you have women birthing 3+ at a time.

Orc hordes come more from the fact they have more fighting ready members. Perhaps the males simply mature quickly.

>> No.22327044

>>>/e/1535012
For everything that doesn't require /d/, since we all know how /d/ is.

>> No.22327993

>>22324195
>but that's forbidden love!

>> No.22328819

>>22327993

>Believing in forbidden love
>11:34 PM in only time zone that matters, 26 minutes to 2013.

>> No.22328908

>>22322432

>handsome orc beard
I am confused and vaguely aroused by this.

>> No.22328927

Fertile female orcs are too hard to find

>> No.22331721
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22331721

I need more orc women. For reasons

>> No.22331730
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22331730

>> No.22331752
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22331752

>> No.22331827

My orc, Gulgrethor the Rift Axe, received a lot of sexual attention from the orc ladies.

Good times were always had.

>> No.22331863

>>22331827
Rift Axe is an awful title

>> No.22331873

>>22331863
There are a lot of things awful in the fantasy world. Save your energy for them, not for his title.

>> No.22331899

>>22331827
>>22331863

Better than my first Orc, Zaggor.

I decided his title would be determined through his actions.

And thus, Zaggor the Skull Surfer was made.

>> No.22331912

>>22331899
Storytime.
NOW.

>> No.22331927
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22331927

I remember a day or two ago someone posted a story about a Blacksmith and a chesty Orc lady.

So I present you this.

>> No.22331954

>>22331927

>not remembering the orc barbarian/naked wood elf nymph story from the same time

for shame. the rape scene was hot, then sad.

>> No.22331989

>>22331899
But Skull Surfer is a fantastic title

Suitable for all ages and preferences

>> No.22331996

>>22331989

No. It isn't.

How do orcs have a reference for surfing?

>> No.22332000

>>22324195
Sauce? Does the artist do more of these if there's writefagging?

>> No.22332003

>>22331912

Marooned on an island after pirates took over the transport ship, the party decided that ekeing their days away on an island was not very heroic, and so started to create a raft to escape. Cutting down trees caught the attention of an ancient crocosaurus thing, which the party killed. After this, Zaggor started converting its flesh into many, many bundles of jerky. He himself ate its brain and eyes to gain its sight and instincts, leaving a reasonable sized skull there to bleach in the sun. Turned out the skull was buoyant, so it was tacked onto the raft.

The party eventually casts off, following the Clerics divinations. Unfortunately we were hit by a storm as we sighted land in the distance. The party started paddling as hard as possible, but waves picked up and buffeted the yacht. Eventually, the skull part broke away, carrying Zaggor with it. He threw a rope to the rest of the raft so they weren't separated, and they fought until they caught the current toward land.

Turns out there was a fishing village there, weathering the storm. The village chief happened to be watching as a great wave bore an Orc high above before he rode his skull down its face and all the way to the shore, yelling in defiance.

He was hailed a local hero. The villagers started trying to emulate Zaggors feat with wood planks. As for the skull, Zaggor gave it to the village. It still sits on poles high above the village, watching the swell.

>> No.22332006

>>22331996
They concieved the notion in the first place you silly. What the helle lse would they do with all those skulls?

>> No.22332029
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22332029

>>22332003
You Sir is awesome.

>> No.22332040

>>22332006

Well you could use them for drinking, preparing paints, storing spell components, ashtrays, glass eye holders, elegant 'his' and 'hers' towel holders (with articulated jaw), ventriloquist's dummy, codpiece, a holder of smaller skulls...

Anything but surfing.

>> No.22332042
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22332042

>>22332003

I always hear you guys thinking of such awesome stuff. I wish I could make up such epic things. My character's exploits are mundane in comparison.

>> No.22332060

>>22332040

Apparently not.

> Ref. - 'Zaggor the Skull Surfer', circa seven minutes ago, Fifth Age of /tg/

>> No.22332062

>>22332040
Anon why do you hate fun so much

Just let me surf on my mountain of skulls, you can go hate things over there somewhere

>> No.22332078

>>22332040
>drinking
Ha, good luck with that. While people like talking about drinking from the skulls of fallen foes this is a lot less pratical than it looks like.
Have fun spilling your drink.

>> No.22332110

>>22332078

A small amount of non-soluble mortar around the cranial fissures seals the skull watertight.

I'm sorry if you're leaking.

>> No.22332127 [SPOILER] 
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22332127

>>22331721
Here's all the orc woman you'll ever need

>> No.22332142

>>22332127
I could accept anything, but the fact that it's a morbidly obese Carmen Sandiego cosplayer.

THAT SHALL NOT STAND!

>> No.22332152
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22332152

Orc women, huh?

>> No.22332188

>>22332152
That... Is Renee Descartes. He is neither an Orc, nor a woman.

He is French though, so that counts too, I guess.

>> No.22332195

>>22332188
It's a /4chan/ meme. Rene Descartes image is associated with the catchline "You could've given her the dick". The appearance of his face carries the implication of something lewd, or the suggestion of intercourse.

>> No.22332198

>>22332188
>2013
>Not knowing how to give her the dick.

>> No.22332216
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22332216

>>22332188
You misunderstand.

>> No.22332315

>>22332062

Because a skull is a poor substitution for a surf board.

The water filling the cavities would lead to a swamped 'board' and a dead Orc.

>> No.22332320
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22332320

>>22323886

Alright, it's New Year's, the hillbillies down the street have stopped shooting off fireworks, and I'm out of my better judgment thanks to the powers of vicodin. I'm gonna write this.

Check up on /tg/ in another 12 hours or so after I've had some time to write, sleep, write more and edit.

>> No.22332417
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22332417

You want an Orc when you could have... me?

>> No.22332465

>>22332417
This isn't a "you love you lose" thread, but god damn if I didn't just lose.

>> No.22332547

>>22332417
They don't act like innocent irish princesses in bed.

I always suffer hip injuries with orc women.

>> No.22333191

>>22331927
Does anyone have a a copy of this?

Purely for academic reasons of course.

>> No.22333274
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You're now thinking about a mud wrestle between a female Orc and an Amazon queen.

>> No.22333330
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>>22333274
My money is on the amazon. Orc is stronger but thus more likely to rely on strength. Amazons train for strength but they also train for skill, discipline, and technique because they must compete with male human warrior cultures. The amazon knows how to beat people stronger than herself.

>> No.22333345

>>22333274

Please leave avatarfag.

>> No.22333497

>>22333330
Make her green and put tusks on her.

>> No.22335364

>>22333330
>Not realising that there are individuals within every group
>Not realising that not every orc and not every amazon will be trained to exactly the same standards and methods

>> No.22335396

>>22333333

checking the get don't mind me

>> No.22335696

>>22335396
No one on /tg/ cares about gets.

>> No.22338453

>>22333330

What is this feeling I have? This stirring deep inside my pants? Is it... Is it love?

>> No.22342693

>>22338453
Probably just an erection.

>> No.22342747

>>22320902

You mean... >>>/d/4468255

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>>22332216
>that filename

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