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[ERROR] No.22229418 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Teegee has issued a call to arms and is gathering its army!
What do you bring to your liege?

>> No.22229429

The entire order of the raging wheel.
Some 400 biker knights

>> No.22229433

>>22229418
You have my rifle.

>> No.22229439

I bring myself upon my mighty war-trike!

>> No.22229443

My penis. I'd post a picture, but, well...

>> No.22229449

And my dragon dildo!
(picture not attached)

>> No.22229451

The bravest astronaughts the world has ever known.

>> No.22229459

>>22229418

Laser squad... go!

>> No.22229464

If someone says "Engage operation gnoll shield!" and ties me to a tanks or mechwarrior front section I am going to get pretty pissed off.

>> No.22229472

I have the best weapon ever.

THE BOMBADILL

>> No.22229487

You have my mastery of 0 level spells, my firearms, and a pickle

>> No.22229510

I will take the 25 prestige hit for refusing to honor the call and declare war on you in the middle of the war with my /v/olkische mercenaries.

>> No.22229511

>>22229418
War pope answers the call.

>> No.22229520

CRY HAVOC AND LET SLIP THE HAMSTERS OF WAR!

>> No.22229521

>>22229418
I'll bring the mugs

>> No.22229529

Fire wasps reporting.

>> No.22229541

The Ordo Malleus has sent us to aid you.

>> No.22229550

>>22229510
>implying that OP's aunt isn't sister-in-law to the kaiser of HRE

>> No.22229555

Meatshield Responding

>> No.22229557

>>22229550
who isn't related to the HRE

>> No.22229571

I'll watch your back, lads.

>> No.22229577

>>22229557
>>22229550
>>22229510
. . .and I like it.

>> No.22229578

>>22229557

She is the village bike of Europe.

>> No.22229583

>> No.22229598

Warp Dust

>> No.22229613

A loli. What? Why are you guys looking at me like that?

>> No.22229626

/tg strike-squad

>> No.22229630

You have my shining Sun.
>>22229613
There's something fishy about that loli, I'll her anyway.

>> No.22229639

>>22229613
That doesn't look like a loli. She looks 14 at least. Also too bad such a nice colouring style is wasted on such a shit motive.

>> No.22229643

And I'll bring the tea!

>> No.22229658 [SPOILER] 

A great old one.

>> No.22229659

>> No.22229668

I bring thee the elder gods.... OF ROCK!

>> No.22229682

A whole batallion of mostly useless plushies.

They like to plunder and burn stuff, though

>> No.22229683

I'm hearing a lot of chit-chat and not much Answering the Call of your Right and Godly Liege.

>> No.22229691

80s lich!

>> No.22229693

>>22229682
Why don't you just use your disgusting, leathery manhands to throttle the enemy and frighten them away?

>> No.22229708

>>22229693
>not loving those craftsman hands
Pfff, elf-loving fag.

>> No.22229713

Vostroya hears the call! For the Emperor and the tiji sector!

>> No.22229723 [DELETED] 

You can count on cavalry reinforcementsfrom Commorragh.

>> No.22229743

You can count on cavalry reinforcements from Commorragh.

>> No.22229747

Where do you want the chair, my liege?

>> No.22229748

>>22229708
There is a difference between crafting hands and manhands. Even the swarthiest Octoberfest barmaid or roughest female carpenter still has lovely hands. Esh...not so much.

>> No.22229753

>>22229418

I summon /co/ and /v/ because FUCK YOU

>> No.22229754

>>22229753

>> No.22229758

>>22229748
pics or didn't happen

>> No.22229759

Where the fuck do i put all these bugs you requested sir?

>> No.22229760

I bring the most elite fighting force in the universe

>> No.22229770

I bring the Mega Marines, capable of adapting enemy weapons for their own use.

>> No.22229779

>>22229443
But you haven't got a magnifying glass handy.

>> No.22229784

I bring my new shirt of +3 Goblin killing

>> No.22229789

>>22229583

>> No.22229803

>>22229418

Truly my lord cannot deny my battalions of loli battle machines.

>> No.22229805

Go forth, fruit of my beard!

>> No.22229874

Master Chemist/Poisonmaker at your service!

>> No.22229921

>>22229418
Curse Maker reporting in.

>> No.22229939

>>22229921
Where the hell are her arms?

>> No.22229943

Abyssal Cycloptomantis Squad Reporting in.

>> No.22229948

>> No.22229962

>>22229805
Yes my brethren

>> No.22229963

Mercenary from the land of /v/ reporting in.

Praise the sun!

>> No.22229967 [SPOILER] 

I bring forth a mighty tool, sure to inspire many a barbarian rage amongst those brave warriors of Teegee and our allies!

>> No.22229979

I bring an angry man with high blood pressure
>>22229967
And here I thought it would be a dragon dildo

>> No.22229988

You have my hat!

>> No.22229998

I bring to you, my liege, things powerful, horrible and almost forgotten. They are yours to command, if you can handle them.

>> No.22230015

Count with this nigga and his merry band of mercenaries

>> No.22230020

My liege, I offer you the most primal army any among us has ever commanded. Before we learned the ways of Warhammer and Warmachine these brave soldiers were our only troops, may they serve you well.

>> No.22230029

i offer you my spells "cast me another beer" and "imma bang your sister"

>> No.22230036

I shall feed all the warriors who show!

>> No.22230115

I bring a cosmic horror which causes nightmares in any /tg/ or /ck/-goer.
I bring Meatbread.

>> No.22230133

>>22230115
I thought Meatbreads spread joy and mirth for their deliciousness?

>> No.22230135

I bring a terror weapon.

>> No.22230171

>>22230133
Not this meatbread.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/20154353/

>> No.22230196

>>22229510
>>22229753
/v/ here, I'm not fighting against myself.

Also, I bring rage beyond imagination.

>> No.22230215

>>22230171
Oh god

>> No.22230245

>>22230215
Roll SAN for gazing upon the unholy Daemonbread.
>>22230135
No weapon is more terrifying than the Daemonbread.

>> No.22230251

>>22229511
fuck, if that's what the popes looked like i would turn catholic.

>> No.22230281 [SPOILER] 

>>22229418
The moon.

>> No.22230282

Not to worry, I brought the knights.

>> No.22230285

>>22230282
And the strange ones from a distant land.

>> No.22230287

Will there be CRIMINAL SCUM to fight?

>> No.22230291

>>22230285

>> No.22230292

>>22230285
And the wildmen have sworn an oath to aid the realm.

>> No.22230298

Santa Boreale, reporting in.

>> No.22230325

PLUNDAAAH!!!!

>> No.22230352

I come to you now, in your hour of need.

>> No.22230367

The bacon knights of the eastern porklands are at your command, my leige.

>> No.22230405

Hunter reporting in. Don't mind my companion, he's well-trained and friendly enough once you get to know him.

>> No.22230444

>>22230405
just keep that green one on a leash.
I don't trust him

>> No.22230487

>> No.22230536 [SPOILER] 

Aphettos Night Life

>> No.22230657

>>22230487
Don't worry boys, /k/ has arrived!

>> No.22230665

Legio Filinid reporting in!

>> No.22230705

You have my ship!

>> No.22230719

>>22230705
And you have our tunnels.

>> No.22230732

>>22230705
Did someone say ship?

>> No.22230756

I bring this horrible piece of shit!
Also curry. Lots and lots of curry.

>> No.22230784

THE CALL HAS BEEN HEARD. THE THOUGHTFORMS IN LURKING DREAMS, SUMMONED. YOU WILL HAVE YOUR ARMY. YOU WILL PAY THE PRICE FOR VICTORY.

>> No.22230811

Thurman Murman, patron saint of sandwiches and wedgies

>> No.22230813

The might of Canada!

>> No.22230824

You have my spells elqoquen/tg/entlemen. I shall rip asunder the very fabric of reality to bring victory.

>> No.22230853

1.3 million crabtanks!
..let's hope the enemy doesn't have seagull-bombers

>> No.22230910

Mine battle-brothers heed the call to defend the land from the coming menace!
We will strike them deep, and strike their women deeper.

>> No.22230961

The noble forces of the Tau Empire are with you, /tg/.

For the Greater Good!

>> No.22231021

300 Tengus!

>> No.22231068

Koboldicus has heard your call. I bring my personal army of kobold minions to your aid

>> No.22231118

RapeFactory will send Steef Kokk in our very latest full-rape suit

>> No.22231201

I bring my d8. Roll for anal circumference.

>> No.22231250

>>22231201
circumference?
psh. try 3d6.
D8 for diameter.

>> No.22231307

I bring my swagger!

>> No.22231320

>>22231250
Never said it was in anything less than miles.

>> No.22231348

A trap!

>> No.22231357

>>22231250
>3d6 for circumference
>d8 for diameter
>C = pi*D
>roll for SAN loss

>> No.22231385

I bring food, my liege!

>> No.22231460

Nito, the first of the dead and his fantastical rape machine are here!

>> No.22231643

>>22231307

I've seen a lot of costumes and cosplayers. Some of them were sexy, others were beautiful, even others - godawful.

But I must say, dear sir (provided this is picture of you), that this image struck me with how... natural you/ this guy there looks. I mean, look at him! You'd expect him to say something along the lines of "Mister Anon, could you please show those ruffians how wrong it was of them to insult quality of my lasguns", or maybe "You call this battlemagic? Oh dear."

>> No.22231692

I bring my boundless rage at the material universe

>> No.22231697

>>22231307

>> No.22231769

sciencemagic

>> No.22231788

>>22230487
That teddy bear is the most terrifying weapon right?

>> No.22231808

>>22231357
It might end up with a valid equation (at least if you agree with that one Illinois senator who introduced a bill defining pi as 3 because the bible was obviously accurate to infinity decimal places).

>> No.22231985

>>22231788
Sergeant Stuffing is the most operator bear

>> No.22232021

>>22231985
Is he more operator than the Apocalypse Meow gif I don't have saved on this comp?

>> No.22232035

I'll bring an old veteran to provide some insight into our tactics

>> No.22232082

>>22232035
I will also provide a young soldier who will counterbalance the old man's grumpiness.

>> No.22232127

You have my stealth, my sword, and my gun.

>> No.22232129

I bring the oft-ignored, but fabled brain spider!

>> No.22232135

I'm here to punch stuff

>> No.22232147

>>22232127
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbRf7yaVN9w

>> No.22232148

1st Armored Legion

>> No.22232157

>>22232127
Raiden?

>> No.22232189

what its going on tguys?

>> No.22232218

I WILL FIGHT FOR THE HONOR OF MY LORD

>> No.22232262

My lord, our allies from the west have heeded our call!

>> No.22232274

>>22232262
how do they land safely?

I see no 'chutes or drop pods

>> No.22232281

>>22232262
I've been looking for the original sauce on this for years, are you the anon who will complete my quest?

>> No.22232295

>>22232274
Moe compels all, anon. Not even gravity is safe.

>> No.22232355

>>22230352
But you just averted the 2012 apocalypse!
Do you not rest?

I bring the XV-5 Heavy Long Range Fire Support Platform

>> No.22232358

WE HAVE ARRIVED
ALL FLESH SHALL BE HARVESTED

>> No.22232379

>>22232274
always land on their feet

>> No.22232438

>>22232355
I can one up you with the Lord Diglett Slayer of a Thousand Men

>> No.22232465

>>22229963
Double the fun!

>> No.22232478

The 28th Regiment of Death Korps of Krieg at your command my Lord

>> No.22232493

I will bring my incredible ability to punch people on the dick

>> No.22232501

You have my arm

>> No.22232590

WE ANSWER THE CALL TINY HUMAN.

>> No.22232603

The revenant of a disgraced warrior, seeking to fulfill the oath he neglected in life

>> No.22232607

You wanted us boss?

>> No.22232633

You wanted my shermans you got them buddy. Just stop it with the Negative Waves man.

>> No.22232662

GOOD NEWS, MY LIEGE! MY ARMY OF LOYAL KENDER HAS ARRIVED! ALSO, HERE YOU HAVE YOUR CROWN BACK, I FOUND IT LOST ON YOUR HEAD, I ONLY TOOK IT TO TAKE CARE OF IT UNTIL YOU NEEDED IT AGAIN!

>> No.22232664

>>22229418

The penemancers of the land bring our plethora of penii to the fore. Duck dick, cat cocks, and weasel wigglers are ready to go.

>> No.22232679

Air cover, standing by.

>> No.22232680

Master Bard reporting in

>> No.22232684

>>22232664
>>22232493
Oh boy...
Oooohhh boy...

>> No.22232702

>>22229418

My legions fresh from the /a/trocities are ready Hornblower.

>> No.22232712

I bring the mightiest warriors of the imperium to aid us.

>> No.22232729

>>22232662
Slay these vermin, use their meat to hire orc mercenaries

>> No.22232743

I bring this tool of mass torture, and I bring enough to replace all of the enemy's toilets.

>> No.22232746

For reasons of their own, the Falmer have sided with you.

>> No.22232747

>>22232729
BUT MY LIEGE! WE ALREADY FOUND SOME MEET AT THE ORCS! IT WAS INDEED THE SAME WE GAVE YOU WHEN YOU ASKED US FOR FINE, EXOTIC DISHES! SHALL WE GIVE IT BACK TO THEM? NOW THAT THEY NEED IT, WE WILL OF COURSE GIVE IT BACK!

>> No.22232756

>>22232743
I would not sit upon such a marvel of legostruction

>> No.22232761

>>22232743
BUT GOOD SIR! WE ALREADY TOOK ALL OF THOSE AND IMMEDIATELY GAVE THEM TO THE QUARTERMASTER TO SUPPLY ALL OF OUR GLORIOUS LIEGE'S ARMY!

>> No.22232768

SKREEONK!

>> No.22232795

I bring forth one of the greatest Ripple Warriors!

>> No.22232803

Time traveling "humans" from the 80K universe have sided with you.

>> No.22232809

SLOW DOWN GUYS, THE TANKS NEED TO CATCH UP

>> No.22232818

>>22232756
I however would, but only if I were seriously desperate and it was either use the nearest toilet or shit yourself.

>> No.22232859

I bring a fun game with which to pass the time!

>> No.22232867

I will aid you with my spearchuk--

brave warriors

>> No.22232874

>>22232867

>> No.22232898

>>22232633
409th Neko Artillery at your service milord!

>> No.22232924

Mauser K98, 2moa 540 yards (500meters) three shot group with irons using surplus czech.
Ruger 10/22, 25rd mags, slidefire stock.

>> No.22232928

>>22232898
>Field
>Artillery
>Girl

>> No.22232942

Yellow Squadron.

>> No.22232949

>>22232928
Normal actually. Entry level to the army.

>> No.22232969

...

>> No.22232971

>>22232898
GECKO DISTILLERY SERVICE?

>> No.22232984

>>22232082
>dem gauntlets
that is so sexy

>> No.22232990

Kyuss

>> No.22232997

Tau war correspondent here.

We`ll bring what news from the front there is.

>> No.22233000

>>22229418

We shall observe and interfere in the worst ways possible for the lulz.

>> No.22233026

Who's threatening my Union?

>> No.22233029

Krupp interplanetary artillery & vehicular weaponry company, at your service. If you can afford it, we can sell it.

>> No.22233039

Illuminati has chosen to aid you in tyour endeavour...

>> No.22233040

>>22233026
Piss off, yankee

>> No.22233045

>>22233040

>> No.22233051

>>22232971
Nah, their car stalled on the highway.

>> No.22233057

Gorgon petrifier squadron, reporting.

>> No.22233059

>>22233029
How about escalators? We need to get those space marines to what ever level they need to get to.

>> No.22233060

This archmage claims she will befriend the enemy on our behalf. I'm sure she means to use some sort of powerfull charm spell.

>> No.22233062 [DELETED] 

>>22233045
no sherman, no! hes not worth it!

>> No.22233069

>>22233059
Certainly, we wouldn't sell you something unless it was something you could use. All artillery and vehicles have an optional escalator add-on.

>> No.22233076

/tg/ is going to war?
Just call Pun-Pun.

>> No.22233086

>>22233039
Azathoth is pleased.

>> No.22233121

HEIL /tg/!

>> No.22233130

/m/ here, mission accepted.

>> No.22233137

The skeleton legion rides out under your banner!

>> No.22233150

Obviously

>> No.22233155

>>22229418
I bring hardware.

>> No.22233157

The war must be documented by CREDIBLE journalists!

>> No.22233158

The Ten-Thousand Dragons will fight on your side. With but a gesture you may Direct Our Wrath and our 2 eldest stand ready to invoke As In The Beginning to decimate your foes.

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