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You have ten seconds to be as Cultist as possible.

>> No.22118333

IT WILL BE OURS.

>> No.22118334

Kayoss izz goood.

>> No.22118347

Whee will take it!
Once we are done with our meeting...

>> No.22118350

Why so razormouf?

>> No.22118364

dude, you posted the underwearless version

err, I mean, MY SPLEEEN

>> No.22118372

>>22118364
Where we're going, we won't need underwear.

>> No.22118386

BLOOD FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR! SKULLS IN HIS NAME! PURGE THEM AND PAY THEIR DEBT WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT AND SEND THEIR SOULS TO THE WARP!

You never said it had to be a Chaos cultist

>> No.22118439

The Skymother will endure. Always.

She hurls her seeds before her, harbingers of her arrival, couriers of her celestial design. She sows. She spawns.

A man, then, or woman, accepts the Kiss of the Purii… He or she is ‘contagii’, favoured with the flesh seed. Still human, yet simplified. Distilled by the desire to serve.

The host breeds. He takes a woman, or she takes a man. Their child is not human.

>> No.22118461

>>22118439
Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

>> No.22118473

>>22118372
Screw you, I have a fetish for girls that wear panties that aren't too ugly. The original version was way better.

>> No.22118475

CTHULHU FHTAGN.
[babbles incoherently]

>> No.22118478

>>22118439
>the purii
Purius.
Singular.

>> No.22118504

I AM SO EDGY

>> No.22118617

HWEE LAHV WAHFFLES

>> No.22118625

I think we got side-tracked...

CHAOS IS STRONG HERE!!!

>> No.22118650

GRANT US THE POWERS OF THE DARK GODS!

>> No.22118659

"We have gained primary control of an important objective in the name of Chaos."

Is that right? Did I do good?

>> No.22118686

THIS SILENCE OFFENDS SLAANESH

>> No.22118741

>cultistchan
>shaved

i've expected a jungle, grandpa nurgle loves wet, slippery jungles.
>i've just pleased slaanesh

>> No.22118765

>> No.22118774

>> No.22118795

>>22118774
Silly Xeno, that's not how you please the dark gods!

>> No.22119025

Or is it...

>> No.22119073

>>22119025
I doubt so. Xeno still has Cultist locked up in a tesseract pokeball and doesn't intend to release her yet.

>> No.22119101

I have captured my bus stop for Chaos.

>> No.22119107

>>22119073
xeno, plz go

>> No.22119128

>>22119107
she's gone.

>> No.22119148

>>22119128
my mission here is complete

>> No.22119207

>>22119148
But she's not gone because of you, Anon. And why would your mission be to eradicate amusing things?

>> No.22119229

>>22119128
She isn't gone, she's caramelldansen!

>> No.22119233

>>22119207
>Xeno
>amusing
>get the fuck out
Pick one.

>> No.22119255

Whats the difference between Xeno and CC anyways?

>> No.22119262

The inside of my asshole itches.

>> No.22119263

>>22119233
I'm going to pick the third option.

So, get the fuck out, Anon.

>> No.22119282

>>22119255
>only pretending to be retarded

>> No.22119304

>>22119255
Xeno has big hips, her voice isn't annoying, and she's more curious and adventurous than Cultist-chan. She's also very concerned with her role as a phaeron, and with the well-being of her subjects and friends.
Cultist-chan is smelly and batshit insane, not as naive as Xeno but much more devoted to her task. Not that she has a choice. Also she's not nearly as shy or oblivious about sex as Xeno.

>> No.22119309

>>22119282
Which one? They both seem pretty retarded to me. They both have the same shitty waifu fanbases that make shitty threads like this one, too.

>> No.22119322

>>22119309
>told ya

>> No.22119331

>>22119229
I laughed way too hard at that.

>> No.22119342

>>22119331
Also, obligatory

>> No.22119345

>>22119322
I mean it. Why is one accepted as the one true waifu savior of /tg/ and the other reviled as the antiwaifu when they're basically the same damn character with same damn fanbases?

>> No.22119348

>>22119255
>>22119309
Classic

>> No.22119356

>>22119348
>labeling other opinions as trolling saves me from having to think for myself!
Okay there, champ.

>> No.22119360

>>22119345
CC came first, and has more original content. Xeno has some rancid diaper shit.

>> No.22119365

>>22119348
No they are correct. Both groups are terrible

>> No.22119376

>>22119356
That anon was clearly trying to start shit. He got called out for it. What's the deal?

>> No.22119380

>>22119360
Xeno has just as much OC as CC and CC has just as many diaper pics as Xeno.

I happen to think they're both retarded, mind you, but I really don't get the hate for one and not the other.

>> No.22119390

>>22119345
Because the first one comes from a time when anti-waifufags weren't as numerous as now, and since group hate and group nostalgia are cheap, easy fun, she's "remembered" mainly as a good thing, whereas the latter got hit by the whole nofunallowed crowd. History did the rest.

>> No.22119394

>>22119376
Think about it. If this was a “Be as Xeno as possible” thread, everyone would be raging hard and call op a shitposter, but doing the exact same thing with a nearly identical waifu is somehow okay.

>> No.22119400

I just gave my family Nurgle-hugs. Are you pleased, papa?

>> No.22119415

>>22119394
It actually happened a month ago. And people raged their hemorrhoids off.

>> No.22119426

>>22119394
Probably not. Cultist is just as much spergbait as Xeno. I think they're both alright myself, and love watching people explode into rage-novas because of them.

>> No.22119437

>>22119400
Indeed! Prepare your body...

...for HUGS!

>> No.22119509

What part of Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn don't you understand?

>> No.22119550

>>22119426
>Probably not.
No, I know for a fact Xeno in the op is always grounds for a 500+ post rage inferno.

>> No.22119583

>>22119509
10/10, would lose SAN with. Excellent form.

>> No.22119714

You, maybe... just maybe... we shouldn't worship the emperor.

>> No.22119801

You have ten seconds to be as Phaeron as possible.

>> No.22119829

If it takes less than 10 seconds, it's doable.

>> No.22119834

>>22119801
...

>> No.22119858

>>22119801
Okay, uh... here I go. Right. Just wait for me to balance these pauldrons... Just a sec. Okay, done.
Ahem.
BRING ME MORE CANDIES, MY INSECTOID MINIONS!
Was that good?

>> No.22119896

>>22119255
one is a diaper fetish the other is just cute

>> No.22119942

>Herpderp CC here
>Derpherp Xeno there

This thread SUCK!

BETTER VERSION!

10 SECONDS TO BE AS SLAV AS POSSIBLE!

>> No.22119974

>>22119896
Well I dont find Xeno very cute, but youre about all that filthy diaper fetish shit surrounding Cultist.

Not to mention the gore fetish, pedophilia fetish, scat fetish, and whatever the hell else went into Dranons Delight.

>> No.22119983

>>22119942
AHYU CHEKI BREKI

>> No.22119985

>>22119942

Is being to heresy here, no?

>> No.22119994

>>22119974
>Not liking pedophilia
>Visitnig 4chan
Pick one and only one

>> No.22120006

>>22119985

>Is being to heresy here, no?

40kids confirmed for completely illiterate

>> No.22120009

>>22119974
Or Chink's drawings.

>> No.22120019

>>22120009
RIP chink

>> No.22120031

>>22120006
The joke
your head.

>> No.22120035

>>22120019
He's alive and well, you idiot.

>> No.22120055

>>22120009
Yep.

>> No.22120057

>>22120031
That's because Fuklaw stopped being funny three years ago, just like Cultist stopped being funny three years ago. Even Culexus has been trying to turn her into a drama queen lately.

>> No.22120058

>>22119985
Die in a fire.

>> No.22120063

>>22120055
That's done by Protoculture, not Chink.

God you guys are terrible at telling drawfags apart.

>> No.22120066

>>22120035
>he doesn't know that Chink was killed by a Chinese peasant while protecting us from communism

>>22119942

>> No.22120076

>>22120057
Hes going full CAD with her AND trying to keep her off of /tg/, which is hilarious.

>> No.22120088

>>22119974
>Dranons Delight.
That was quite a...thing.

>> No.22120096

>>22120063
Huh, I thought I had something by Chink of her. I do get those two confused a lot, though.

>> No.22120097

>>22120066
>he doesn't knwo that it's a bad joke taken literally by idiots and that Chink is illustrating guro doujins and card games in Taiwan.

>> No.22120102

Say what you will about her, but I've gotta respect Shas for taking her hands off and saying, "hey, Xeno's your creation, too." Culexus' antics are just plain ridiculous by comparison.

>> No.22120115

>>22120096
Chink left before that.

Also
>getting Chink confused with protoculture just because they draw in black and white
you're terrible

>> No.22120117

>>22120006
The joke

>> No.22120125

>>22120097
>mfw some people just can't face the truth that our beautiful loli eating shit drawing prince is gone forever

>> No.22120130

>>22120102
>"hey, Xeno's your creation, too."
Worst. Mom. Ever.

>thinking Shas is a girl
Pic related

>> No.22120133

>>22120076
I believe that the reason he asks people to keep his Deviantart stuff of /tg is because of shitstorms and trolling,

>> No.22120138

>>22120102
Apparently he tries to keep her off because he doesn't like to see people get mad about his OC.

>> No.22120147

>>22120133
>>22120138
Frankly, it's a terrible reason.

>> No.22120152

>>22120115
>Chink left before that.
He still updates his site with the occasional 40K piece.
>just because they draw in black and white
It has more to do with how they draw you pretentious little cunt. They got that same thick lined chibi thing going for them and I cant into differences in animu.

>> No.22120166

>>22120057
Allow me to spell it out to you.

>>22119942
>Slav as possible
>>22119985
>Commissar speaking with implied Slavic accent.

And yes, he is horribly overused.

>> No.22120181

>>22119942
suka bled

>> No.22120185

>>22120096
I miss chink

>> No.22120190

>>22120152
You can't into differences between people who have a professional level and people who have a mediocre, gimmicky thing going on. I find Protoculture's drawings cute and nice, but they're not as technically good as Chink's and it's visually blatant. Seeing when something is drawn clumsily or not is not a big deal, you know, it's normal.

>> No.22120209

>>22120185
We all do. The only Asian with something approaching a genuine sense of humor.

>> No.22120217

>>22118314
The only thing in that pic that I can't agree with is that CC has an innie vag. Innies are not Chaos enough.

>> No.22120225

>>22120190
What are you even on about now?

>> No.22120227

>>22120152
what's his site again?

>> No.22120231

>>22120217
And you would prefer what, exactly?

>> No.22120258

>>22120227
some pixiv thing that you need to know moonspeak to navigate

>> No.22120290

>>22120258
I know pixiv. i just need to know his specific one.

>> No.22120294

>>22120258
>Knowing moonspeak to navigate

Just click on every link till you associate the shape of the moonrunes to the content

>> No.22120302

>>22120231
An outie with a suckable labia :3

>> No.22120311

>>22120231
>>22120258
>And you would prefer what, exactly?
>some pixiv thing that you need to know moonspeak to navigate

Fixed that for you.

>> No.22120336

>>22120231
Hyena psuedopenis

>> No.22120546

Yess, Lordh?

>>22120231
To represent ALL Chaos gods? A horribly warped, everchanging cock with one testicle (Slaaneshi genderequality ho!), permanent painful menstruation and some sort of dark-hyper-space-AIDS.

>> No.22120824

This appears to be Chinks pixiv

http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=45427

>> No.22121685

FOR THE DARK ONE'S SAKE, FIND HIM A FUCKING LAWN GNOME!

>> No.22122955

All hail Nar'sie!

>> No.22124416

you worship a false emperor.

>> No.22124431

H, hwee ahr not shure we can do thees...

>> No.22125332

AND I CALL FORTH THE DOOR BETWEEN VOIDS, AND THAT WHICH CARRIES IT, SO THAT I MAY BEGIN THE WR-god fucking damn it, dropped the damn tome. Cut! CUT! Let's take it from the top, one more time people...oh, wipe that look off your face, Steve. We're all hungry. I'll make you the fucking sacrifice if you don't shape up.

Right. Three, two, one, aaaaand...

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