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[ERROR] No.22109160 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

I liek orcs.

>> No.22109166

Please don't.

>> No.22109192

>>22109160

b-b-but what about the vagina dentata?

>> No.22109219

That's cool, I guess.
you could probably run a fantasy game where that whole "always evil orc" thing is part of culture, and you run the American Immigrant experience through a filter.

like Gangs of New York, if it started with a green Liam Neeson being murdered in front of his wee grot.

>> No.22111768

Sounds good :D

>> No.22111822

>>22109192
YA GIT

ORK BOYZ DON"T GOT NO VAGINAZ

WE FUNGAL NOW

>> No.22112587

You're all rascist!
There would have been minotaur porn by this point if the heading image was an *elf*!

>> No.22112616

>>22111822
ork boyz: 682 different sexes at the microbial level, 1 gender

they're just slime molds dialed up to 11

>> No.22114039

Orc thread?

Orc thread.

>> No.22114062

dey be da best

>> No.22114082

>>22111822
WOT IF WE LOOTED US ONE O DEM VAGEYENER FINGS, BOSS?

>> No.22114270

Orkz orkz orkz orkz...

Saddle up lads!

>> No.22114289

>> No.22114317

>>22114082
AND WE GIVEZ IT SUM DAKKA!

>> No.22114351

>>22114082
>>22114317
I THOT WE ALREDY DIDZ THAT A WHILES BACK

>> No.22114386

>>22109160
Are you my Warboss?

>> No.22114402

Only three types of Orc in fantasy that I like:

The Orcs in Journeyquest. Basically a civilization that's just rarely seen by others, very different, but it makes sense to them.
And 40k Orks.
And lastly is the Orc race in the Elder Scrolls series, simply because I like that they're actually a branch of elves, and aren't all DURRR.

Also the only half-orcs I like are from 4e D&D. Not monsterous grotesques, but greyskinned warriors with prominent teeth. (I also like the lore that they're kord's chosen race, not rape-babies).

>> No.22114417

>>22114386
It sucks your warboss got killed.

I could be your warboss tonight.

>> No.22114434

>>22114402
>simply because I like that they're actually a branch of elves
You DO know orcs were originally corrupted elves and in many settings still are, right? Hell, even 40K orks are the distant cousins of eldars and created by the same father race.

>> No.22114462

>>22114434

I do know that, but Elderscrolls they don't feel too divorced from that relationship. I mean, they're different, but they still carry their elven name.
They're still regognizable as a civilized and proud race, not berzerking monsters.

>> No.22114498

>>22114462
The noble savage is not a new mantle for orcs to don, nor the tortured noble savage. Though I will give you that the Orsimer do it the best without coming across as too cheesy and the way they became corrupted and how their god actually became a demon prince because of it was really fucking cool.

>> No.22114509

Assembling some boyz right now

Can't fucking wait for christmas break so I can sit down all day and paint these magnificent bastards

>> No.22114531

>>22114417
That picture, e'ry time

>> No.22117678

>>22114498
Well there's nothing "noble" about them, they're fucked up, they know they're fucked up, they just get on with life as they always have, just worship a daedra of outcasts now instead of the old one.

>> No.22118697

>>22117678
>just worship a daedra of outcasts now instead of the old one.
The daedra of outcasts is their former god, he was just corrupted into a daedra when another daedra ate him. Thats how orcs became orcs in the first place.

>> No.22121833

I concur in your affection of the green ones

>> No.22122222

>> No.22122303

>mfw WAAAAAAGH

>> No.22122698

I reely leik orcs.

>> No.22122777

Best ork picture eva.

>> No.22122782

>>22122698
That is foul

>> No.22122800

>>22122303
But they actually use proppa' science

>> No.22122841

>>22122698

I want her. I must have her.

>> No.22122850

>>22122800
implying the average KSP player doesn't just strap loadsa rockets to a bigger one and see what happens.

>> No.22124256

I has moar...You want?

>> No.22124411

>>22122800
>proppa science
Only Orkz would be Orky enough to jump into something that has a 99% chance of killing them on the launchpad.

>> No.22127730

Because /tg/ has given me so much.

>> No.22128145

>> No.22128161

>> No.22128174

WE ORKZ NAOW

>> No.22128182

>>22127730
man that ork chics a porker.
O.o I think I just punned...

>> No.22128190

>> No.22128196

ORKZORKZORKZ

>> No.22128214

ORKZ?

>> No.22128220

>> No.22128239

>> No.22132679

>>22127730
That is NOT how you hold an axe!
Or a dagger for that matter. In fact, what's dagger-wench even trying to prtray with that stance? That she's going to try to parry the axe? YOU CANNOT PARRY A FUCKING TWO HANDED AXE WITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT! YOU JUST CAN'T!

ARGH! THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY!

>> No.22132716

>>22132679

chill out, bro. it's just some dumb cosplayers.

Your autism is showing.

>> No.22132728

>>22132679
To be fair, dagger wench looks like she doesnt even want to be there.

>> No.22132738

>>22128214
This flowchart is flawed. You can ALWAYS add more dakka. Hence, NEVA ENUFF DAKKA!!!

>> No.22132746

>>22132679
I think that's like... a scimitar or something from an odd angle.

>> No.22132752

>>22132716
No.

>> No.22132777

>>22132728

Would you want to be there with that?

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