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Dwarfs are more then vikings!
Dwarfs are better than those sissy elfs!
Dwarf thread!

>> No.22099750

Santa, stop being racist to your employees. It's fucking Christmas time, man.

And you have better things to do than bug 4chan anyway.

>> No.22099782

>>22099750

>> No.22099835

>>22099738
Elves were here.
Enjoy your nomagic, stone-chewing faggots.
And no, writing "fuck you" on an axe and calling it "runes" is not magic.
And please, last "fuck you" axe we got as a trophy had three grammatical mistakes. How did you manage this, i have no idea.

>> No.22099857

>>22099782

Don't you dare glare at me, Gimli.

>> No.22099866

>dwarves
>elves
COME AT ME HUMONOID RACES
*chit, chit, cheet, chit*

>> No.22099889

>>22099738
It is apparent to all with eyes and ears that thou art incorrect in your claims of the superiority of dwarves over elves. Not that anyone would need eyes nor ears to know that as a certainty if they have noses to smell the foul odor you emanate with such pride.

Return to the dark cavern from whence you came, Child of Stone.

>> No.22099906

>>22099889
Jared, we talked about that. No amount of magic can fix the fact that you're goblin. Just accept it.

goddamn elfaboo

>> No.22099911

AXES OF THE DORRRRFFFFSSSSSS THE DORFS ARE UPON THEE

>> No.22099930

Why can't I like both elves and dwarves you underage faglord?

>> No.22099954

>>22099930
because you cannot be pro-skub and anti-skub at the same time.

Shut up, Steve. You are not both, you're just fucking hipster.

>> No.22099967

>>22099906
Thine senses fool you to make you think me a goblin. To rule a people does not make the ruler the same as the people he rules. Then again, if thine senses are clear and you still think me a goblin, then you are the fool.

>> No.22099978

>>22099954
But humans are a crossbreed between elves and dwarves.

>> No.22099982

>>22099930
Because neither are Skaven.

>> No.22099988

>>22099978
That's a lie if I ever heard one.

>> No.22100002

>>22099982
Death to beard-things! Death to elf-things!

>> No.22100015

>>22099988
Denial is one hell of a drug.

>> No.22100026

Dorfs are superior to all

Especially tree-hugging girly girl elves

>> No.22100042

>>22100026
Go to bed, that guy.

>> No.22100084

>>22100002
This is now a Skaven Thread

What's your favorite clan /tg/

>> No.22100096

>>22100084
Eshin all the way

>> No.22100105

>>22100084
Fucking Skryre! There is no other!

>> No.22100121

Someone starts a Dwarf thread.

Everyone else comes and posts their own favorite race and acts superior. This is why you guys suck sometimes /tg/

>> No.22100127

Dwarf women are hot, bros

>> No.22100147

>>22100121
That's how we roll, yo.
What we would discuss other wise? "yesterday my dwarf bearded so much, that he accidentally the whole ber with axe?"
Boring, man.

personally i like warforged.

>> No.22100160

>>22100121

Most favorite race threads typically don't start with FUCK X RACE, which is just begging to be invaded.

>> No.22100162

Everybody looks pretty much the same after death.

>> No.22100163

>>22100121
Maybe OP shouldn't have mocked elves like a manchild then?

>> No.22100166

>>22100147
>otherwise
>beer
fuck this keyboard.

>> No.22100217

>>22100162
Yes
But some have more bling than others

>> No.22100233

>>22100127
That's not a dwarf woman. Dwarf women have beards.

>> No.22100244

>>22100217

>> No.22100246

>>22099738
>Dwarfs are more then vikings!
More of what? Beard?

>Dwarfs are better than those sissy elfs!
Elves have badass warriors that kills the shit out of Balrogs in LOTR. One elf had so much fury within him that when he realised he had been killed his corpse simmered with so much rage that his body went up in flames.

>Dwarf thread!
Make a better original post next time, faggot.

>> No.22100298

>implying Hobbits are not the true master race

>> No.22100573

>>22100246
That would be Silmarillion, not LOTR. In LOTR, Gimli beats Legolas by killing one orc more in their little contest. PJ pandered to the ninja elves and made Legolas the star when in actuality, he was a fag.

>> No.22100634

>>22100573
Same thing. I just call the setting LOTR because that way everone knows what I'm talking about.

I also like both Gimli and Legolas you assmuffin.

>> No.22101433

>>22099835
It was enchanted with runes of confusion.

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