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[ERROR] No.22072563 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

It's time we had a 'guess my 40k army' thread, /tg/.
I'm...
>16
>tall and slim
>wear slim fitting clothes
>have a healthy disdain for the Spiritual Liege
>listen to Industrial Metal, Thrash Metal, Alt. Rock, Grunge, Electronic, and a hint of Classical
>favourite colours are black, purple, red, pink, and lime green
>cynical
>I like grimdark
If you need any more hints, go ahead and ask.

>> No.22072579

Imperial guard or chaos muhrens.

>> No.22072627

>>22072579
Considered both of them, don't play them though.

>> No.22072653

>>22072563
You play Sisters of Battle.

>> No.22072658

>>22072563

>16

You do know that just for that, you can get banned for two years straight, right?

>> No.22072671

The setup seems stereotypically Dark Eldar.

I don't believe you're 16, enjoy being able to vote and drink legally.

>> No.22072674

>>22072563

>16

You know that the admins don't want you posting on 4chan, right?

I'm gonna guess you're Chaos Space Marines, though.

>> No.22072675

Slaaneshi Chaos army. Mixture of cultists, Noise Marines, and very possibly daemons.

>> No.22072678

>>22072563
Dark Eldar

>> No.22072711

>>22072653
I think they're pretty cool, but no.
>>22072671
You got it! Dark Eldar!
>>22072675
Noise Marines are my favourite Cult unit...

>> No.22072712

>>22072674
Aren't the blue boards all ages?

>> No.22072723

>22
>Tall and chubby
>Jeans and Dress Shirts when not in work gear
>Really dont care about the whole Ward Wars
>Listen to ska, punk, and techno
>Favourite colours are green, black and red
>social butterfly
>I enjoy Grimdark to a degree

>> No.22072740

>>22072712
NOPE

>> No.22072741

>>22072723
orks

>> No.22072743

>20
>medium height and slim
>wear sport coats and suits
>cool with Ward, not so much with Crudface
>listen to standard, power and classical metal, jazz and classical
>also play music, vidya, vidya modding and design, political volunteerism, as well as write poetry and hike/fish in the outdoors
>favourite colours are black, white, blue
>cynical, yet strong in personal moral and ethical ideals
>grimdark is cool, so is nobledark though

What faction do I play? What faction do I admire, but not have enough models to play?

>> No.22072753

>>22072712
Nope. They're just "Safe For Work".
You still have to be 18+ to be here. (although if you don't go shouting your age, I'm sure there are a lot of 15-17 year olds around that get by fine.)

>> No.22072758

>>22072743
Tyranids?

>> No.22072771

>>22072743
Probably spess mehreens but want to play IG.

>> No.22072775 [SPOILER] 

>>22072678
ooooooooooo forgot about Dark Eldar as a possibility. Anyway, I guess I'll post my "stats".

>20
<span class="quote">>6'1, 150lbs</span>
>Dress like a Canadian lumberjack
>I listen to varied types of music, depends mostly on my mood. As of late, Nazi march music, the Ace Combat 5 soundtrack, and the Lovecraft Christmas Album.
>I don't have favorite colors, it depends entirely on the situation they're used.
>Outlook on life is just... Eh. Pretty much chill with anything.
>Grimdark works in some settings and not in others. In WH40k, it works.

My image isn't my faction

>> No.22072788

>>22072723

You play Dark Angels.

>> No.22072793

We'll I've got nothing better to do so I guess I'm game.

30 yo
PhD (Chemistry)
Work out. Drinks craft beers, whisky and short drinks. Smoke Cigars.
Listens to Hard Rock, death metal, post-punk, rock, bit of hip-hop or anything else good really.
Reads European comics and pulp fiction.
Healthy disdain for the spiritual liege.
Cynical but not really bitter (Ambrose Bierce, bitch!).

Have two armies. Started my first during 2nd ed. 40k. Started the second army during 4th.

>> No.22072795

>>22072758

Yes.

>> No.22072798

>>22072753
Me, I am not only seven, but also a dog.

>> No.22072799

>>22072741

Nope, but that is what my wife plays.

>> No.22072805

>19
>skinnyfat, average height
>wears military clothes and metal shirts
>conflicted about Ward
>listen to Black/Death/Doom Metal, Industrial music and the odd prog rock/classical music.
>favorite colors are white, green, black.
>joyous and open but kind of a jerk
>I like grimdark genuinely

>> No.22072807

>>22072793

Craftworld Eldar

>> No.22072808

>>22072788

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah nope.

>> No.22072815

>>22072563
Whichever army is the faggiest, I'm sure you play with that one.

>> No.22072820

>>22072805

Somewhat ashamed Grey Knights player

>> No.22072822

>19
>skinny and muscles
>jeans, t-shirt, buttons shirt, jacket
>folk, metal, classical
>total contempt for all 40k post 4th edition
>minor contempt for all 40k post 1998
>favorite colors are red, green, yellow
>I think grimdark can be done right or done wrong, see the contempt section above

>> No.22072823

>23
>Mid and big around the waiste an nowhere else
>wear T-shirts and jeans
>Fuck ward
>I'll listen to anything once, but Progressive metal, mainly Gent, is my mainstray right now
>favourite colours are white, black, and grey
>Cautiously optimistic
>Think settings need a balance of dark, light, crazy, and realistic to have long lasting appeal

>> No.22072838

>>22072822

Crimson Fists

>> No.22072840

>20
>Tall and Thin
>Wear Jeans, T-shirts and Hoodies most of the time. Winter colour scheme.
>Polite and respectful but not necessarily nice.
>Get along well with others but more of an introvert.
>Listen to a lot of Industrial music, House, Witch House, and Metal
>Favourite colours are Black, Silver and Purple

I have two armies.

>> No.22072841

>>22072820
Never even considered playing them.

>> No.22072848

>>22072823

Tau player, maybe?

>> No.22072849

>>22072838
pff no.

>> No.22072852

>>22072822
Eldars.

>> No.22072854

>>22072840

Guard player?

>> No.22072855

>>22072805

Necron player.

>> No.22072861

>>22072840

Imperial Guard

>> No.22072866

>>22072852
Considering starting a small army, but no.

>> No.22072870

>>22072848
Not bad. I ally IG to Tau

>> No.22072877

>>22072840
Dark eldars, CSM.

>> No.22072889

>>22072855
Yes!

>> No.22072892

>Everyone saying they like Industrial music
Do people mean Industrial in the sense of Throbbing Gristle, Skinny Puppy, and ohGr or do people mean Industrial rock/metal such as Nine Inch Nails, KMFDM and Rammstein?

>> No.22072914

>24
>tall and slim
>tactical genius
>
>listen to Classical, Acapella, Electronic, Folk, Rock, Heavy Metal
>favourite colours are Black, white, grey, and light blue.
>utilitarian
>Don't really have an opinion on Mat Ward.

>> No.22072915

>>22072861
>>22072854
>>22072877
CSM and Guard were right.
I'm also thinking of starting up 'Crons or DE.

>> No.22072925

>>22072892
I meant it as NIN, Ministry, Oomph!, Rammstein, etc.

>> No.22072928

>>22072914
I'm going to have to guess IG.

>> No.22072929

>24
>medium height, strongfat
>wear black jeans, black t-shirts, black short-sleeve shirts(open)
>like Ward's rules, dislikes his fluff
>listens to Amon Amarth, Daft Punk, Gorillaz, VNV Nation
>optimistic and quite artistic
>likes grimdark with small grains of brightness

>> No.22072938

> 25
> 6'1" 210 lb
> Lots of very good friends
> Mechanical Engineering student
> Loves to hit thing with a spanner when it doesn't work right
> The leader of my army wears a Tau shield drone as a hat

All too easy.

>> No.22072939

>>22072892
Necron player here.

Everything ranging from weird noise shit like SPK to EBM/aggrotech, going through industrial metal and rock.

>> No.22072941

>>22072929
Wolfspacers

>> No.22072942

>>22072928

Nope. Have many times considered starting an IG army though.

>> No.22072952

>>22072914
IG

>> No.22072956

>>22072938
Immaculately converted AdMech counts-as-grey-knights?

>> No.22072957

>>22072889

Conflicted about mat Ward and not Grey Knights basically just left a Necron player who hates Ward but loves that his army is useful now.

I know that feel.

>> No.22072959

>>22072941

I second this, either Wolves or Templars.

>> No.22072961

>>22072938
Orks.

>> No.22072964

Rolled 92

>20
>Tall, bit of a gut
>Often wears sweats
>FUCKINGWARD
>Classic Rock
>Brown, grey, green, other neutral and earthy tones
>Anti-Social
>I prefer NobleBright over Grimderp

>> No.22072968

>>22072929
Grey knights

>> No.22072977

>>22072964

Tau, maybe Eldar.

>> No.22072985

>>22072941
>>22072959
>>22072968

Nope, sorry

>> No.22072987

ultramarines

>> No.22072992

>21
>tall and fat
>mostly wear pajama pants and t-shirts, peacoat if it's cold outside
>listen to classical, oldies, classic rock, harcore metal, hardstyle, gabber, some rap, and, recently, indie music
>favorite colors are brown, navy, gray, and dark green
>that feel when no gf

You'll never guess.

>> No.22073003

>>22072992

Guard and/or Blood Angels

>> No.22073005

>>22072987

Who are you guessing?

>> No.22073016

>>22072992

Kroot

>> No.22073023

>>22072964
Space Marines? More specifically Salamanders.

>> No.22073037

>>22072961
DING
>>22072956
Ask any mechanical engineer who likes table top games, the Orks are the promised land of design. No one tells a Mek his Deffdread isn't cost efficient enough or his Killakan doesn't meet safety regs.

>> No.22073038

>>22072992
Orkz

>> No.22073044

>>22072992
Battle sisters
only such a massive faggot could play them.

>> No.22073052

>>22072925
That's what I thought everyone meant.

>>22072939
You. I like you.

>> No.22073061

Rolled 11

>>22072977
>>22073023
Hot damn. Good job, /tg/. Salamanders with Tau allies.

>> No.22073063

Most of these guesses are off.

I know a guy who is a Harley biker, and uses a marine bike army painted and modeled like Harley Davidson bikes. Black, white and orange on everything, including the land raider, and using a lot of ravenwing models.

>> No.22073074

>>22073061
>Salamanders with Tau allies
You are the cancer

>> No.22073075

>22
>tall and somewhat skinny
>Wear semiformal clothes
>WAAAAAARD, YOU BASTARD!
>listen to classical music
>idealistic
>noblebright>grimderp

I seriously want you guys to try and guess this one.

>> No.22073087

>>22073037
>Ask any mechanical engineer who likes table top games, the Orks are the promised land of design. No one tells a Mek his Deffdread isn't cost efficient enough or his Killakan doesn't meet safety regs.

I know. I was joking, you were right and it was obvious. Ork player here.

>> No.22073090

>>22073074
were you surprised at all?

>> No.22073092

> Overweight French Vietnamese American
> Hangs out with players who hate Ward but can't live without grimdark
> Personally hates overly grimdark but loves grimderp
> One of two players in group who paints his army, other guy being Imperial Guard/Grey Knights player
> Only one willing to base his models and scratch build, and even offers to scratch build stuff for my group
> Listen to Western, classical, symphonic metal, and rock
> Master of mobility compared to other players and can set up twice the amounts of models compared to the Nid/Necron player in the same amount of time
> Hates CC and prefers to overload army with Dakka and flyers
> Loves metal models while my friends hates them with a passion preferring resin, finecrap, and plastic
> Loves mechs and walkers as well

>> No.22073099

>>22073075
necessarily battle sisters

>> No.22073102

>>22073044
>>22073038
>>22073016
>>22073003
Wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong.

I don't even play 40k.

>> No.22073105

>>22073090
No, but the revelation only redoubled my loathing.

>> No.22073109

>>22073074

Not that guy, but although Tau is cancerous, I'd guess they'd work pretty well with Salamanders, high strength short range shooting+high strength long range shooting working together.

Salamanders are bros, though. And everybody who doesn't play them is mad jelly of getting to re-roll hits with the infamously inaccurate point investment known as the "multi-melta"

>> No.22073117

>>22073005
EVERYONE PLAYS ULTRAMARINES

>> No.22073126

>>22073092
Metal IG. Steel Legion or something. Or possibly tyranids.

>> No.22073147

I've yet to see someone who can correctly guess me.
>1300
>muscular, fit
>wear shining golden power armor
>have a healthy disdain for the enemies of the Imperium
>fought in the 2nd Armageddon war
>favorite color is red
>I love my golden death mask
>It's awesome
>srsly

>> No.22073148

>>22073117
Go away Alpha Legion, you just say that because you can put on Ultramarines paint easier.

>> No.22073151

>23
>5'9 and built
>v-necks and tight jeans
>Ambivalent towards most GW writers, but loves ADB
>Listen to anything, but mainly techno, hiphop, kpop and epic movie soundtracks
>social butterfly with self-loathing towards ultrasecret nerdy indulgences; unconditional total bro
>I enjoy pirate adventures; also bro adventures
>sneaky bastard

>> No.22073154

This one is WHFB

>I was about 14
>My name is Sigmar
>I noticed that a guy called Sigmar was worshipped in the Empire.

>> No.22073156

>>22073147
Kaldor Draigo?

>> No.22073159

>>22073117

I actually do
>>22072929

>> No.22073164

Rolled 64

>>22073147
Obviously Chaos. Probably Nurgle based.

>> No.22073165

>20
>Height above the average, weight above the average
>Jeans, tshirts, and hoodies
> Who's Ward?
>listen to rock, metal, hip hop, a little of pop; reggae and electro
>favorite colors are red, grey and black
>grimdark is cool when not overused

You'll never find

>> No.22073169 [DELETED] 

>>22073156

Are you retarded?

>> No.22073184

>>22073151
tau

>> No.22073185

>>22073156
Nah, it fits best whit Marneus Calgar

>> No.22073199

>23
>Started in 3rd, left during 4th
>Returned to the game Spring 2012
>Did fuckmassive overhaul of old minis
>Table looks like a goddamn chop shop
>Huge mathhammer fag
>Moderate tourneyfag
>Fucking loves painting now that he's good at it
>Listens to classic rock, prog rock, metal, Sun Ra
>Reluctantly added allies and fortifications but immediately turned gay for them

Guess my primary and my ally. I actually have two forces now both with their own different allied detachments, but my love for my original army will never diminish.

>> No.22073206

>>22073147

Commander Dante of the Blood Angels

>> No.22073210

>23
>Tall, not fat
>Sweatpants and funny T-shirts, sometimes polos
>Fine with Ward's crunch (to a point), not so much fluff
>Listen to techno, alt rock
>Fav colors are navy blue, yellow, silver-gray, red
>Forever-GM
>Grimdark is fine, but not when overdone

>> No.22073221

>>22073102
Although, to be honest, if I did play, I would play Kroot, like this guy said.
>>22073016

>> No.22073226

>>22073199

Necrons and IG?

>> No.22073229

>>22073164
>Dornian Heresy reference
Yessss

>> No.22073236

>>22073165
Black Templar

>> No.22073237

>>22073184

naw dawg

>> No.22073253

>>22073206
What are you? Stupid? He's obviously

[spoilers]Abbadon[/spoilers]

so he would play Grey Knights.

>> No.22073258

>>22073226
>implying that Necrons need allies

But seriously, no on both counts. You're sort of on the right track.

>> No.22073297

>21, 6'3, Black Hair, and hazel eyes.
>Wear jeans, button ups, doc martins, sportcoats or peacoats depending on the weather.
>Listen mainly to death/black/folk metal, indie rock, synthpop, goth rock, and EBM.
>Currently listening to Iron Maiden: Alexander the Great
>Favorite colors are black, blue, red, and silver
>Also plays oWoD (mostly WtA, and VtM), DnD, and Pathfinder.
>Sanguine personality, and likes dark humor.
>Grimdark is awesome, especially when played for laughs.

Bonus Points: Guess my allies of choice.

>> No.22073328

>>22073297
I'd guess Chaos Spehss Mehreens or Blood Angels
Necrons or IG as allies.

>> No.22073344

>>22073199
Guard and Imperial Fists come to mind.

>> No.22073355

>18
>Tall, thin and gangly
>Buy XL clothes because I keep outgrowing the sleeves
>Don't care for ultramarines
>Listen to rock, jazz, dance, dubstep, rap, heavy metal and musical numbers (why yes I do enjoy mashups how did you know)
>Favorite colour is green
>Hope that things will turn out well, but frequently doubt it. I know what is right and what is wrong.
>I prefer comedy

>> No.22073371

>>22073355

Dark Eldar

>> No.22073375

>>22073355
Orks.

>> No.22073389

>>22073375
How did you know?

>> No.22073417

>>22073328
>Chaos Spehss Mehreens
>IG as allies

And we have a winner.

>> No.22073420

>>22073389
It was the sleeves thing.

>> No.22073460

>>22073420
Explain!

>> No.22073461

>>22073126
Half right.

I'm starting to collect some metal IG models like Vostroyan, Mordian, or Tallern. My friend is the Steel Legion guy who only paints his models and never fucking puts stuff on his base. He doesn't even paint them.

I mainly play Tau and spam the shit out of Tetras, Suits, and in Apoc, Remora Drones.

Remora Drones everywhere Markerlighting people.

>> No.22073470

>>22073460
It's a distinctly orkish thing, shedding your sleeves.

>> No.22073549

19
fat
listen to Rock (Metallica, Trivium, etc)
Wear collared shirts everywhere all the time
Favorite color is white
egotistic
I play New Conglomerate on PS2

>> No.22073550

>>22073389
I got it from your favourite colour and your preference of comedy.

>> No.22073608 [DELETED] 

>18.
>medium hight.
>wears a grayish peacoat.
>enjoys steampunk.
>student government.
>leads a group of asshats.
>colours are green and red etc.
>ward.
>also cynical.
>hopes this is green.

>> No.22073653

19
Skinny
Long hair
Skinny jeans and band t shirts or shirts with like a batman logo or a nes controller
Favorite color is a toss up between gray and green.
Like pretty much any kind of music except country or rap but mainly listen to the black keys, nirvana, foo fighters, etc

>> No.22073689

>>22073549
>play New Conglomerate on PS2
A traitorous rebel like you can only play Chaos or traitor-guard.

>> No.22073705

>i ally with tyranids

>> No.22073710

Obvisously you play as Dark Eldar!!

>> No.22073759

>>22073689
Considered playing noise marines, but since I like things that look nice (always wear nice shirts) I picked this army..

>> No.22073795

>21
>tall and average, not slim not bulky
>brown hair and eyes
>History Major
>Enjoy creative writing
>love videogames
>considering joining the military
>often wear button-up clothing
>listen to all kinds of music, on an electronic kick right now but Johnny Cash is favorite
>looooove the grimdark

>> No.22073945

>25
>average height and weight
>wears loose fitting, comfortable clothes
>usually wears a university or band hoody
>have degrees in Politics and Law, and a Masters in Law
>listen to classic rock, metal, alternative, nu metal, goth + emo, as well as some dance
>favourite colours are black, red, purple, dark green, brown
>heavy pessimist about some things, huge optimist in others
>like grimdark, but also like Ciaphas Cain style 40k

What do I play?

>> No.22073995

>19
>Bit of a gut.
>Wear decent fitting clothes.
>meh about Ward.
> I'm pretty alright with most music, not too big on most pop or rap.
>Favourite colours: Green, darker reds, purple, gold
>Fairly social, but enjoy some quiet alone time.
>Grimdark is fine if done right, but grimderp is also ok for some chuckles.

>> No.22074093

> be 22yrs old
> be ex-Military, Engineering Student, politically active
> be richfag
> enjoy painting and modelling alot

>> No.22074109

>>22073795

Imperial Guard

>> No.22074525

>17
>Tall and chubs
>Jeans and black clothing
>Care to a certain degree
>Sabaton, System of a Down, Frank Sinatra, Dethklok *Heavy Metal to Classical*
>Purple, Dark red, green
>Optimistic
>Nobledark and Grimdark are good. So is Noblebright.

>> No.22074530

>>22072723
>20
>tall and fat, but not overly so
>shorts and shirt, wear shoes as little as possible even in winter when I can
>listen to light stuff (ben folds, amanda palmer) with a mix of heavy (in flames)
>I play a lot of video games
>legally crazy, I take medicine
>I enjoy grimdark but only when good lore is surrounding it.

>> No.22074546

>>22074530
didn't mean to quote.

>> No.22074710

>>22073945
orks orks orks orks

>> No.22074736

>>22074093
Imperial Guard or Chaos of some kind.

>> No.22074807

>>22074109

Nah. Reading my post though I can definitely see why. They are a good second favorite of mine.

>> No.22075001

>>22074530
Grey Knights?

>> No.22075078

>23,
>tall, skinny
>dresses like a 2010 hipster
>you have to beat the player, not the game
>listens to anything. currently japanese avant garde jazz
>favourite colour is turquoise
>objective with criticism, subjective with solutions
>it can never be too grimdark

>> No.22075096

>>22075001
Cold.

>> No.22075097

>>22075078
Tyranids?

>> No.22075099

>>22075078
Alpha Legion?

>> No.22075125

>24
>5'8" and ~148lbs
>Dress stylishly
>Listen to Industrial, Psy-trance, Classical, Garage Rock, Classic Rock, EDM
>Favourite colours are ultramarine, silver, white, forest green, crimson
>Cadet and Classical Civilization Major
>Created own fan-dex, pic related
>I like grimdark, but also think it's overrated

I've posted pictures of my army here before, but I don't know if anyone remember it.

>> No.22075191

>20
>Committed Christian
>short, average weight
>T shirts and Jeans if its cool enough, shorts if its not
>I'm one of those annoying people who doesn't listen particularly to any particular musical genre. Electro swing, Melodic Death metal, Childrens music, game tracks. My Itunes list is pretty diverse.
>Purple is best colour
>social, but doesn't like large groups
>Grimdark is fun, but not to the exclusion of other flavours, and not as a broad brush to paint an entire galaxy with. Pic related, sanctioned xenos in my Dark Heresy game (would take opportunity to remind people that sanctioned xenos are in the BRB, you cannot deny it!)

>> No.22075196

>>22075125
Eldar?

>> No.22075416

>>22075097
obviously

i'm impressed

>> No.22075509

>20
>180cm and 100kg
>short hair
>t shirt and jeans mostly, sometimes suits
>listen to some metal (mostly melodic something), some electronic music and reggae/dancehall
>agnostic
>sarcastic to the brink of being cynical

Will provide further info upon request

>> No.22075600

>19
>6', 175lbs, moderately athletic
>Checkered shirts, jeans and hiking shoes
>Strength in unity
>Currently in a classical music phase, plenty of Beethoven, Handel, Mozart and Tchaikovsky, some Dvorak.
>Favourite colours: green, white and sand
>Easy going
>Grimdark is fine in the Warhammer universe and some others as a plot device

>> No.22075601

>22
>slightly overweight but muscled, average height
>Typically wear funny shirts or whatever I like.
>Hate Grey Knights, fine with anything else
>Usually listen to metal or techno but much rather listen to what others have to offer and usually enjoy it whatever it is.
>Favorite colors are purple and cyan.
>Enjoy joking around and having pleasant conversation with anyone given the opportunity, seen usually as very polite, kind, funny and "chill" to be around by friends
>Grimdark is okay but I prefer how ridiculous things can get in 40k

>> No.22075629

>>22075191
Tau

>> No.22075668

>black purple red pink
Chaos

>> No.22075697

>>22075629
Nope, but I do like our little blue friends. maybe next codex

>> No.22075717

>>22075601
Orks

>> No.22075729

>>22075509
Eldar or Dark Eldar

>> No.22075732

>>22075601
Either Tyranids or Chaos.

>> No.22075741

>>22075191
Tyranids

>> No.22075751

>>22072658
blue boards aren't 18+

>> No.22075755

>>22075125
Space Wolves

>> No.22075764

>>22075729
I thought this was "What armies do I play?" not "What races do I hate the most in 40k?"

>> No.22075772

>>22074525
Black Templar

>> No.22075778

>>22075697
Eldar.

>> No.22075789

>>22075751
I can't be bothered going to the rules but the global rule is 18+, blue just means no porn aloud.

>> No.22075791

>>22075601
>funny shirts
that's such a fat guy thing

>> No.22075795

>I run my own gaming club
>22 years old
>Currently a Waiter in a cafe
>I do aggressive inline
> Engaged
>Dropped out of Uni
>I listen to Gorillaz, most Trip Hop artists, a lot of Old school Rock & Roll and some heavy metal. A lot of Jungle electro too.
>I work out to keep up performance.
>I wear adult fashionable clothing.
>I enjoy cross country running.

>> No.22075797

>>22073210
Imperial Fists

>> No.22075811

>>22075795
Chaos or IG

>> No.22075814

>>22075717
I wish, I love those guys but I do not own any at the moment since one of my other friends has an Ork army.
>>22075732
Chaos is the correct answer! Bonus round: Can you tell which God I prefer the most?

>> No.22075819

>>22074807
Tau? What history major can resist blue commies?

>> No.22075829

>>22075814
Not him but tzeench

>> No.22075833

>>22075600
Imperial Guard.

>> No.22075843

>>22075819
I can, quite easily in fact

>> No.22075844

>18
>184cm: 81kg
>always wearing jeans and a plain white shirt; only thing that changes is my jacket
>The Pixies, Mars Volta, Joy Division, Deep Purple, The Yardbirds
>Athiest
>Love life and hate people who try to suck me into their depressing lives

>> No.22075861

>>22075833
Damn straight, now what home world and regiment?

>> No.22075868

>>22075811
No Sorry. More info on me.

>I like Grimdark, but im not obsessed with it. Id like it things became a bit wackier like they used to but kept a bit of the same art direction.
>Red, Blue, Black, Grey colours.
>People consider me to be modern day gentleman, I stick up for others and dont take shit.
>I have a large circle of friends but keep few close.
>Been playing 40k since I was 10

>> No.22075873

>>22075843
Fair enough I'm not a fan of their art style to be honest, alright my last guess, Dark eldar.

>> No.22075877

>>22075844
>Love life and hate people who try to suck me into their depressing lives

So, Necrons then?

>> No.22075883

>>22075844
Deep purple. Ma Nigger.

Imperial guard or Space Marines.

>> No.22075891

>>22072563

>22
>skinny and fit
>wear slim clothing
>uncaring about Ward right now
>listen to mostly everything with the exception of grindcore.
>no real fav color, red and blue are cool?
>social butterfly
>grimdark is ok when it needs to be... Would rather they stuck to just fantasy in space.

>> No.22075897

>>22075764
The cynical part made me think of the pointy ears.

Well, urm, Chaos undivided?

>> No.22075904

Im 6'2'' 180lbs, good looking.
Very social and athletic. Eclectic taste in music and literature.

What faction do I play?


Trick question, Im a well adjusted adult and don't play games intended for children.

>> No.22075909

>>22075891
Orks

>> No.22075914

>>22075861
Oh dang I'm going to do awful at this. I'm gonna say...Armageddon and Steel Legion?

>> No.22075929

>>22075829
Afraid not, the right answer is Nurgle.

>> No.22075932

>>22075914
Nah, although my guys aren't ground pounders.

>> No.22075945

>>22075904
"Im overweight and hideous
I never leave the house, I listen to the MLP sound track"

"I only play Grey Knights so I can win"

"Trick question, I sit at home alone and pretend to be cool and edgy, I do play "kids" games but I sure do love to say I dont and troll threads"

>> No.22075951

>>22075891
Crimson fists

>> No.22075957

>>22075897
Good one there, it was what I wanted to go for initially but I decided not to the day I went to buy my first stuff because, and this will probably give it away i dislike painting and wanted to go for something easier

>> No.22075963

>>22075797
Nope.

>> No.22075968

>>22075957
Necrons.
I do like painting but not 3D objects. So I can relate.

>> No.22075974

>>22075929
Mah nigger.

>> No.22075981

>>22075868
Space marines.

>> No.22075989

>>22075951

Nope, in the same area, though.

>> No.22075997 [DELETED] 

>22
>in school for electronics
>lazy as fuck
>sits on computer all the time
>hate large social gatherings
>love grimdark
>dress painfully average
>love storytelling more than actual crunch in wargames
>easygoing as fuck
>favourite colours are navy blue and black
>love grimdark in all its derpiness

>> No.22075999

>>22075945
I think you may be projecting.

>> No.22076000 [SPOILER] 

>>22072563
>favourite colours are black, purple, red, pink, and lime green

<---

Also, fuck Kaos.

>> No.22076008

>>22075968
Here we go! I really like Necrons too so it's not that a problem. Would've loved to play IG but 90% of their miniatures just look shit

>> No.22076017

>20
>Average height, skinny
>Dark jeans, t-shirts, thermal hoodies
>Quiet but respectful
>Bit of an introvert, but I get to talking real fast once spoken to
>Power metal, viking metal, battle techno, epic orchestral
>Green, Orange

>> No.22076028

>>22076017
Salamanders

>> No.22076029

>>22075981
I play Space Marines and Orks,

Crimson Fists and Speed freaks.

Im currently playing with my Orks because I find trying to win with Space Marines really fucking hard work. You have to put in a lot of thinking to do well. Orks you can have a lot more fun with and still enjoy winning or loosing.

>> No.22076031

>>22076017
Tau?

>> No.22076033

>>22076017
Orks

>> No.22076056

>21
>6' and fat
>wear t-shirts with unbuttoned longsleeve shirts over, and jeans.
>listen to a lot of indie, electronica, some hiphop, most /mu/core
>favorite colors are Blue, Red, Purple
>Grimdark is stupid

>> No.22076081

>>22076056
Tyranids
Failing that, do you even play?

>> No.22076083

>>22076017
Are you me?
I'm going to guess space marines, either homebrew or Salamanders. since that's my two chocies (though I play homebrew)

>> No.22076092

>>22076081
>Failing that, do you even play?
shit, you caught me

>> No.22076095

>>22076017
here.

IG.

>> No.22076101

>>22076092
2/10, try harder.

>> No.22076134

>>22075932
Elysian Drop Troops?

>> No.22076153

>22, tall, well-built, but not ripped
>Wear jeans and dark shirts
>Listen to electro, some metal, a lot of electro/metal stuff a-la Celldweller.
>favourite colour is red
>hedonistic
>Not bothered about grimdark/noblebright, I just like to have fun

also try and guess my job if you're bad enough

>> No.22076180

>>22076153
Khornate Chaos
Something in IT

>> No.22076194

>>22076134
Yeah, was quite easy though since they are the only published bunch with a moderately modern means of operation within the Guard.

Bonus round: Name of the 1st platoon's commander, his rank is captain?

>> No.22076195

>>22076180
Nope and Nope.

>> No.22076197

21
relatively short and skinny
some people tell i'm looking like junkie (well, i actually do some drugs)
listening mostly to post-punk, new wawe and Bowie, but used to listen to metal mostly few years ago
favourite colors: black, white, shades of grey, crimson, navy blue
introvertic, a bit of dreamer, can be a very bad person sometimes
finding only skinny girls attractive

>> No.22076256

>>22076197

DE.

>> No.22076277

>>22076194
Awww man I literally have no idea. Garek?

>> No.22076288

>>22076194
Wargear?

>> No.22076297

>>22076256
nope

>> No.22076326

>29
>Average height, skinny
>Ugly old sweaters, layers (I get cold easy)
>Don't really care about fluff, just like painting dudes
>Listen to lots of old electronic/experimental/bleep bloop 80s new wave/new agey shit, italo disco, soundtracks to 60s movies
>Guess I like warm colors the best: reds, oranges, yellows, etc.
>Realist
>Okay with Grimdark but prefer the Grimstupid of the RT-era

>> No.22076333

>>22076197
Eldar

>> No.22076349

>>22076197
Vanilla marines

>> No.22076357

>>22076333
still not even close

>> No.22076401

>>22076326

Tau. Failing that, Eldar.

>> No.22076413

>18
>Not fat, more slim
>EDM is my jam
>Chill outlook on everything.
>Red and green are my brohans
>Overall, grimdark is meh but it depends on setting
>Never played space marines

>> No.22076419

>>22076197

Slaaneshi Chaos

>> No.22076436

>>22076413

Chaosbro, maybe?

>> No.22076451

>>22076401
No
>>22076419
Considered them, but no

>> No.22076457

>>22076436
Nope.
But I was considering demons for a while

>> No.22076463

>>22076413
Orkses

>> No.22076471

>>22075877
>love life
>necrons

>>22075883
Indeedo; Space Marines.

>> No.22076475

>19
>Average height, bit of a gut
>Jeans and sweaters every day
>Sort of like some of the things Ward writes but not all of it
>Listen to whatever music I like, most genres except dubstep and rap and a few others.
>Favourite colours are red and midnight blue.
>Sort of apathethic.
>I'm okay with grimdark, grimderp is fine too.

>> No.22076502

>>22076463
Nope.
>>22076475
Tau?

>> No.22076516

>>22076401
Nope.

>> No.22076531

>23
>play guitar
>work at a nightclub as a bar tender
>long hair
>not a metal fag
>enjoy hanging out with friends
>read a lot of books (mainly classic lit)
>watch a lot of films
>studying film making
>go to the gym in my free time

>> No.22076541

>24
>6'0". Work muscle. Ex-Marine.
>Regular maintenance work clothes.
>Like the mythology of 40k lore most.
>Symphonic Death Metal; Wagnerian Classical.
>Wear a lot of black.
>Cynical to the extreme.
>Fuck if I know.

>> No.22076543

>19
>Short and thin
>Wear a tremendous amount of plaid and flannel
>No real opinion on Ward
>Listen to many variations of Rock (stoner, classic, prog, etc), Shoegazer, and OSTs mostly
>Fan of earthy colours (deeper greens and browns are my favourite)
>Optimistic
>Find grimdark to be full of potential, but coming off as too edgy most of the time

>> No.22076549

>>22076502
No, not Tau. I don't like the Tau, actually.

>> No.22076572

>>22076549
Hrm. Nids?

Also, no one has gotten mine yet. It's really obvious...

>> No.22076584

>>22076541
Chaos
>>22076531
Necrons

>> No.22076588

>>22076531
Necrons?
>>22076541
CSM, maybe Khorne related stuff

>> No.22076603

>>22076543
Orks.

>>22076541
Guard?

>>22076531
Chaos, maybe

Any of you care to take a crack at mine?
>>22076153

>> No.22076612

>>22076197
Orks?

>> No.22076618

>>22076572
Nope.
>>22076153
Deldar?

>> No.22076620

do you even satan?

>2012
>not even satan

http://www.joyofsatan . org/
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Outsiders.html BUT I IS AN ATHIEST!?!?!?
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Tree.html SATAN CREATED HUMANITY THROUGH GENETIC ENGINEERING
http://www.angelfire . com/empire/serpentis666/Incubus.html HAVE SEX WITH DEMONS

Don't miss out on this shit, you'll be mad if you do. ANCIENT ALIENS MOTHER FUCKER.

Also now join us on le Reddit: http://www.reddit.com/r/spiritualsatanism/

>> No.22076644

>>22076620
What the fuck?

>> No.22076648

>>22076153
Imperial Guard
Sandwich Artist

>> No.22076667

>>22076620
do you even spam

>> No.22076668

>>22076620
wat

>> No.22076684

>24
>tall and bulky
>T-shirt and jeans
>not really a fan of the codex astartes
>listen to mostly classic rock and metal
>like red
>have a very dry sense of humor and I'm pretty cynical
>grim derp is pretty good when handled right

>> No.22076689

>>22076644
>>22076668
Seen that posted a few times around here recently. That exact same post. Either someone's trying to force a meme or they're just a bit wrong in the noggin.

>>22076648
Nope.
Wrong, but I do make some damned fine sandwiches. A man's gotta eat.

>> No.22076701

>>22076612
nope, i kinda like them but wouldn't play
>>22076413
necron?

>> No.22076730

>>22076620
Chaos?

>> No.22076739

>>22074710
Nope, sorry - though I do still like Gorkamorka, I've never owned an Ork army.

>> No.22076816

>21
>average height and build
>plain solid color shirts and jeans with black and white chuck Taylors
>listen to eclectic mix of classical, electronia and typical hipster fodder
>good-natured and casual
>love me some grim dark

Caveat: I have two full armies and two allied detachments.

>> No.22076824

>>22076689
>>22076618
>DEldar

Nope. It's a bit of a trickier one.

Here's a a clue. I love to have loads of fun with a game.

Dude who said IT was closer than he thought, I do work with tech, but not computers (often)

>> No.22076862

This game is hard...

>>22076701
Tyranids maybe?

>> No.22076909

>>22076475
Blood Angels?

>> No.22076913

>>22076816

IG.

>> No.22076986

>>22076824
Orks
electronics tech

>> No.22077013

>>22076824
Hmm, Space Marines?
>>22076909
Nope.

>> No.22077020

>>22076913
Nope! I own exactly zero IG models.

>> No.22077023

>>22077013

Still nope.
>Not much left 'til process of elimination gets it, I suppose.

>> No.22077054

>>22077020
>>22076816

Eldar.

>> No.22077084

>>22077054
Yup, I own some Eldar as an allied detachment.

>> No.22077108 [DELETED] 

>20 years old
>5'4" and a buck thirty if I am lucky
>listen to metal, late 80s hair metal, folk music,classical,industrial,electronica, country
>dress in dark colors of tshirt and sweatshirts with baggy jeans
>like browns,greens,reds and blacks

>> No.22077129

try me

>25
>6", 240lbs.
>preferes bowling shirts and cargo pants
>Wants balance for all classes including own, hates cheese lists.
>plays D&D as well, likes 3.5, but favors 4e.
>listens to any type of music if I like the sound of the song, except gangster rap and country.
>favorite colors are blue, green, and purple.
>I generally beleive most people are honest and just want to have fun in 40k.
>I like the 40k setting, both the cannon absurdist grimdark, and /tg/'s fannon. Maybe the fannon a bit more.
> played 40k one time and went out and bought a starter kit for my army. Been with army for 4 years.

>> No.22077158

>>22077129

oh god is that what I think it is

>>22077129
Hmm. Something more choppy than shooty?

>> No.22077167 [DELETED] 

>>22077129
clarification: played 40k with friend only 1 time before i commited to it. Not saying i've only played once.

>> No.22077193

>>22077158

>> No.22077248

>>22077158

Nope. Prefer to blast things from a distance.
I love pie plates and flamers, but I never seem to field that many.

>> No.22077256

>skinny engineer
>patient in the game
>Plays 40k for the fluff (don't get me wrng, I like the game, I just think it's more fun to talk with friends about the lore.)
>loves grimdark, doesn't care about Ward fighting
>a bit idealistic, I daydream a lot
>Friends joke that I'm too positive
>listen to classical, progressive metal, jazz fusion and rockabilly
>like bright or dark colors as long as they stand out: blue, purple, green, gold
>atheist but not cynical, sort of nihilistic but in a positive way

>> No.22077260

>20
>short and skinny as fuck.
>Listen to pretty much any and all music under the except for rap
>wear baggy clothes in dark colors
>like greens,reds,and browns
>I run 3 different armies two 40k and one fantasy

>> No.22077314

>>22077256
Eldar.
Failing that, Tau.

>>22077260
Uh... Space Wolves, IG and Orks?
I don't play fantasy, so... lizardmen?(that's a team, right?)

>> No.22077395

>>22077314
Yep, Tau.

>> No.22077442

>>22077314
Yes IG, dark angels and beastmen

>> No.22077459

>>22076986
Whoa, missed this. Yeah, Orks.

Roadie, actually, but nice guess.

>> No.22077487

Okay /tg/
>i'm 18
>large build (tall and fat)
>wear baggy clothes
>people look to me for advice
>most people do not associate with me
>clever, but lazy.
>i like bright colours
>tend to be reclusive
>i dislike really happy people
>hate society

>hardmode: activate.

>> No.22077511

>>22077395
Cool!

>>22077442
Well, 33% isn't goddawful when you look at how many teams there are.

Any guesses on my team?
Another "hint". I love infantry. Not necessarily saying my team has good infantry, but I like troops, generally speaking.

>> No.22077536

>>22077487
>>22077487
>>22077487

Sisters of Battle.
Failing that, Chaos Daemons.

>> No.22077559

>>22077536
nope!
my personality doesn't really reflect my army that much, apart from one flaw, which if i mentioned would instantly give you the answer.

>> No.22077600

>19
>tall and fat
>dress shirts and jeans, sometimes a leather jacket
>no opinion on ward, a bit pricey maybe
>listen to anything 50's-80's and classical music
>Purple and blue are my favorite colors.
>loud, obnoxious, generally pissed off
>I suppose that I love grimdark.

>> No.22077601

>>22077487
Orks,tau, or nids

>> No.22077627

>>22077559

Grey Knighs? I guess I really don't know. Any more hints at all? Otherwise I'm just guessing random teams.

>> No.22077661

>>22077600
Space Wolves?
Failing that, Eldar?

>> No.22077662

>>22077511
Orks?

Notice meeeeee
>>22076326
Hint: most of my models are from 1st and 2nd ed

>> No.22077676

>>22077661
na, I guess they don't really match me very well.

>> No.22077700

>>22077601
>>22077627
naa.
hmm let me see.
>i believe that a quality is worth more than quantity.
>victory often comes swiftly.
>i am similar to others but unique in my own right.

should help!

>> No.22077727

>Medium height, extremely heavy build (I have little body fat, I don't work out much, but I'm barely overweight still)
>Mulatta with notable African features, but light caucasian skin colour
>wear office casual
>have a healthy disdain for everything
>listen to Metal, Alt. Rock, Grunge, Classical,and some funk
>favourite colours are purple, black, purple, prismatic arrays, and purple
>Despite being enormously full of hate, and having disturbed anyone I've ever really confided in, generally percieved as affable coolguyl with a florid (re: verbose) diction.
>I like Gothic, and wish I had the body to pull off gothic men's wear.

>> No.22077741

>>22077727

Mulatto*. I had a freudian slip about something I read, or a typo.

>> No.22077754

>>22077662

Nope, not Orks. An above post clafified I prefer shooty.

>> No.22077770

>>22077727
Hmm.
i'm thinking Chaos or necrons?

>> No.22077862

>>22077727
Imperial Guard.

>> No.22077873 [SPOILER] 

>>22077727

agreeing with >>22077770

You seem like someone who may like DOOOOMRIIIIDER!!!!!!

... sorry, couldn't find my doomrider picture. Have something else instead?

>> No.22077989

>>22077700
Dark Angels Deathwing

>> No.22077994

>30
>medium height, slim
>minimum effort jeans'n't-shirt
>find the Ward wars hilarious, usually support Ward because it's amusing and the people who hate him seem like total neckbeards
>rocky indie-y guitar-y singer-songwritery
>orange
>laid back to the point of laziness, easy going
>find grimdark amusing, but don't treat the fluff for toy soldiers seriously

Disclaimer: don't actually play 40k, but definitely have a favourite army that I would play

>> No.22078019

>>22077994
Grey Knights
Thank you for not trolling this threadyet

>> No.22078041

>>22077989
nope.
getting close though.

>> No.22078043

>>22077994
>usually support Ward because it's amusing

>I like things to upset others, not because I actually like them

>> No.22078052

>>22078041
Gotta be Ravenwing, then.

>> No.22078065

>>22077873

Bingo, bros. Though oddly enough I'm way more into Tzeentch; despite the fact my post seems to point towards khorne. If Necrons didn't suck so much I'd prolly dig them as I'm a huge aegyptophile.


What makes it sound like I like Doomrider? I mean, I do (and he's awesome), and I'm into Slaanesh (not like that), but not particularly Doomrider.

I've gotten even more into Slaaneshi stuff since I started having to take a notable quantity of drugs a few months ago.

>> No.22078067

>23
>Industrial Engineer
>Classic Rock, Rap
>Love comedy movies
>a healthy appreciation for the theatrical and dramatic ways of war
>if it isnt whisky it isnt a real drink

>> No.22078070

>>22078019
Nope. Actually, it's really hard to tell from what I've written. I'll make it easier by adding
>find Spess Mehreens boring, wish they only had one codex

>> No.22078076

>>22078070
Oh, Necrons then.

>> No.22078084

>>22078067
Eldar.

>> No.22078092

>>22077994
Eldar, definitely. The kind of smug sense of superiority and amusement at the lessers suits the spaceelves well.

>> No.22078102

>>22078076
Nope... I don't like them either actually. Really, I'm just OK with Ward because (a) he doesn't take himself too seriously, and (b) the people who hate him take him far too seriously.

>> No.22078104

>>22078084
Nope. I do like the eldar lore though, but not the army playstyle. Less... direct.

>> No.22078118

>>22078092
YES.

...wow, that was spooky. To undercut the smug superiority a little, my second favourite is Orks.

>> No.22078134

>>22078102
I didn't say Necrons because of Ward, I actually despise Ward and love Necrons.
Yes even their new fluff, it's the one thing he did right

>> No.22078143

>>22072563
>11 yr.s old
>Pudgy and short
>Wear a mustard stained Cars 2 shirt and sweatpants
>My mom pays for all my stuff
>I'm whiny and loud when I go to my FLGS
>Favorite colors are blue and gold
>Grimdark is super faggy

What army do I play?

>> No.22078145

>>22078052
naaah less bikes.

okay, obvious time.
>assault

>> No.22078149

>>22078065

Taste in music and colours, as well as general outlook screams chaos. office casual and coolyguy seems like a perfect fit for /tg/'s fanon DOOOMRIIIDER!!!

Anyways, this thread is a blast, I'm rediscovering old picture folders I had forgotten about!

>> No.22078151

>>22078118
ork are mine too, brosef. Two sides of the same coin.

Eldar and Ork are both very aware of the ridiculousness of the universe: Eldar scoff at it, Ork embrace it. Very similar at their cores, to many peoples' surprise

>> No.22078153

>>22078145
Black Templars, but they tend to use a lot more troops than other chapters...

>> No.22078175

>>22078134
I'm looking forward to the Dangels to see which way /tg/ falls. Can the Ward supporters press home their Necron-based advantage? Or will it be Grety Knights II?

>> No.22078177

>>22078143
oh lawd.
i actually know a kid like this, but he plays tyranids and is about 13.

>> No.22078187

>>22078151
I like it! Well explained, sir.

>> No.22078189

>21
>Medstudent
>medium height and, despite lots of cardio and some lifting, eternal medium ottermode build.
>wear plain grey or black t-shirts with jeans; grey knitted pullover when its colder; goes well with side-parted or slicked back hair
>would love to wear 3 parted grey suits, but I can't pull them off yet
>disdainful towards post and pre 3rd edition stuff both in fluff and partially even rules
>listen to Industrial and classic, sometimes (Viking-)metal
>care about my hydroponics and some other hobbies that require not much more than solitude, yet I'm not socially awkward
>favourite colours are varying, mostly black, grey, red, orange, blue
>cynical and subtly choleric; outlook in life: switches hilariously between superoptimistic and superpessimistic
>grimdark is where it is at, I need no satire or humour.

>> No.22078203

>>22078153
Okay let me try again, make it more obvious.
>others see me as flawed

>> No.22078206

>>22078175
As am I. I like robes and power armour, so I'll be happy even if the fluff is awful.

>> No.22078210

>>22078143
Ultramarines if you started before 6th edition.

>> No.22078219

>>22078145
>>22078203
Blood Angels, obviously.

>> No.22078228

>>22078203

Blood Angels.

>> No.22078242

>>22078189
Nids?

>> No.22078243

>>22078189
>disdainful towards post and pre 3rd edition stuff both in fluff and partially even rules
Wait, does this mean you only like 3rd edition?

Uh... Eldar. Just for the hipsterdom.

>> No.22078257

>>22078219
>>22078228
Well done. i thought me dropping the word "flaw" earlier would have given it away. haha

>> No.22078274

>>22078257
I had guessed three times. I always forget about those red bastards.
They can be cool sometimes, though.

>> No.22078309

>>22078274
main reason i like them is the whole jumpers count as troops
also, red is just awesome.

>> No.22078315

>>22078189
>disdainful towards post and pre 3rd edition stuff both in fluff and partially even rules

Have you considered that your opinion is objectively wrong?

>> No.22078332

>19
>5'11", fat but not fedora level
>wear comfortable loose fitting clothes
>worn same shitty shoes for 4 or so years
>work in landscaping
>listen to everything there is, other than death metal
>cynical, apathetic, laugh at everything
>took me about a month to decide on this army, and even then I'm still not sure

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