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You awaken to discover that you have been transformed into a sexy illithid.

Now what?

>> No.22033432

Kill myself because I dont want to bring an end to the world.

>> No.22033446

Leave the city, enslave some small town.

>> No.22033465

See if I can feel myself up with my own tentacles.

>> No.22033478

Well considering the fact that I can opt out of such changes by simply not bothering with the thread, I'd just fuck the nearest sexy ilithid ca/tg/irl I can find.

>> No.22033513

Thank god! No longer will I be a lesbian woman trapped in a man's body!

Bonus, tentacles!

>> No.22033564

Correct. Also if you have mental powers can't you trick your mind into experiencing pleasure?

>> No.22033568

>lesbian woman trapped in a man's body
Wouldn't that just make you a heterosexual man?

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>> No.22033722

sauce on pps pic?

>> No.22033768

Make people's dreams come true.
I am a charitable person, and I know there are people who want to put their dick in an octopus woman. It would be my honorable duty to get fucked. Might even make some money with it as well.

>> No.22033811

Probably spend some time struggling with my insatiable hunger for human brains before finally caving in to the dark desires of my new form.

>> No.22033816

>a sexy illithid
Of all the monsters, why an illithid? I really can't imagine one being sexy. And there are monsters I would love to be a sexy one of, and I mean real monsters, not "hurr durr dryads and succubi are in the Monster Manual, they're monsters"; I mean monstrous monsters.

>> No.22033853

>Of all the monsters, why an illithid?

Probably because OP had a transformation fetish comic of an illithid girl.

>> No.22033869

Technically, its not even an illithid but thats neither here nor there.

>> No.22033870

But he's not even posting the rest of it! He could have posted any monster! Or a female of any monster! No comic necessary!

>> No.22033883


If you can't think of a sexy humanized version of any creature in the Monster Manual, you're not trying hard enough.

A true gentleman shouldn't even need humanized forms to find them sexy.

>> No.22033907


Check your privilege, cis scum.

>> No.22033910

Well I guess I'd eat brains and mind blast stuff. I'd prolly wait in a room until a group of perfectly balanced point-buy-created adventures walk into it and fight me as part of a carefully curated dungeon-crawling experience.

>> No.22033920

You might not have to get squidfucked.

OP only said that you have been transformed into a "sexy illithid". There is still the possibility of being a mindflaying gigolo.

>> No.22033937

>carefully curated dungeon-crawling experience.

You know, now I have this mental image of monsters showing up for work at their dungeons like it's a day job. They all gather around the water cooler, talking about the big game or what was on teevee last night, then the bell rings and it's time to hit the dungeon floor.

>> No.22033951

Don't forget the big sign outside the dungeon: "FUN."

>> No.22033963

>lesbian woman trapped in a man's body
>wanting to be a lesbian
>instead of getting the dick
It's not like you can't still have girlfriend you make out with or anything.

>> No.22033966

You could also fuck their brains and give them the best sex/dreams ever.

>> No.22033976

It's just... slimy rubbery skin? Tentacles? There's so many hotter alternatives to both!

>> No.22033990

>slimy, rubbery skin
>thinking there are any hotter alternatives
>I shiggy diggy

>> No.22034001


Sure there are, but that doesn't mean there's no appeal to the classicness of slime, tentacles, water-gushing deformed genitalia and mind-control fetishism.

>> No.22034032

Alright, alright, fine, it's just not my personal thing!

Are there female illithid pics, besides OP's comic? They could help it become my thing.

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>> No.22034061

Any...cuter ones?

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>> No.22034077

Rolled 6, 6, 5 = 17

...gotta be fucking shitting me... fetish roll is go.

>> No.22034079

Oh that's more like it. I thought I'd seen one in the past, but couldn't recall the details and doubted myself.

I like how you found it in ~1 minute.

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>> No.22034126

I have a folder of them.

>> No.22034152

upload that shit

>> No.22034154


Of illithids, or sexy pictures, or sexy illithid pictures?

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>> No.22034211

Gooby pls

>> No.22034330

sexy illithids

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>> No.22034789

That ass will haunt my dreams, if I can ever sleep again after seeing it

>> No.22034881

Go ring a bell in a creepy tower

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>> No.22035789

The thought of buff illithids really amuses me.

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>> No.22035856 [DELETED] 

Is this a thing people fantasize about?

>> No.22035871

Considering the full image(before I cropped it) had an erect penis?


>> No.22037855

I would call myself Squidward.

Beautiful Squidward.

>> No.22041335

So what has to happen for a female illithid to keep her tits post-ceremorphosis?

>> No.22044637

That does it, I'm not opening the thumbnail.

>> No.22044681

Time to enslave the human race

>> No.22045161

Your DM has to be a perv.

>> No.22048639

There's no way to use trickery?

>> No.22049823

I rejoice because I finally have the mind control powers I have always wanted.

>> No.22049909

Gives a new meaning to
"Blow my mind!"

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