Welcome, my fellow Inquisitors of the Ordo Hereticus. I apologize for interrupting you in the midst of our Feast of the Emperor's Ascension preparations, but an urgent matter has arisen which requires our unified attention!
Inquisitor Van Alum has come to this conclave with grave news. It appears that we will NOT be able to sponsor the annual Ascension Day Demolition Derby, for the Adeptus Mechanicus has denied our request for... 30 unpainted Leman Russ battle tanks, 42 maintenance servitors, and 18 female Tech-priests, scantily-clad.
Now, I am not one to suggest that the Mechanicus is without honor, rights, or privileges, but they have clearly overstepped their boundaries here! We are the Emperor's most holy Inquisition, and we must have the tools necessary to combat the Ordo Malleus' Ascension Day Sororitas Wrestling Competition! To say nothing of the Ordo Xenos' Ascension Day Beach Volleyball Tournament!
What shall we do?