(Ironically, New Order's 'Slow Jam' plays quietly in the background throughout.)
[Fade in and pan down from the sky to a street filled with police cars, cops with guns drawn. A car arrives, and authority-type people get out. Their jackets say FBI. As one takes off his sunglasses, we see it is Matt Damon.]
Choose federal law enforcement.
[We see a Spec Ops team (led by Eric Bana) moving 2-by-2 with pupose through a shot-up and ruined Fallujah mosque.]
Choose the military.
[A tech-type guy (Jason Lee) sits at a computer screen, wearing big headphones. He looks confused, and turns up the volume.]
GUY: "What the ..."
[Cut to a forensic scientist in a lab (Jill Hennessey, who's been typecast for the rest of her life). She looks at something through a microscope, and jumps back, startled.]
Choose NASA or the CDC.
[Matt Damon stands meekly in an office. His boss proceeds to chew him out.]
Choose lying to your superiors.
[Matt Damon cleans out his desk. You see him putting an FBI coffee mug in a box of his belongings.]
Choose to ruin your career.
[Jason Lee sits alone in a very empty apartment with the lights off.]
Choose no friends.
[Jill Hennessey argues with her husband, who promptly storms out of the house. She looks over at the couch and sees her 6-year-old daughter start to cry.]
Choose divorce.
[Eric Bana gets drunk by himself at a bar. There are booze bottles scattered in front of him.]
Choose life through the bottom of a bottle.