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[ERROR] No.21794681 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, I AM NOT A GOBLIN!

I am a pretty elven prince.

>> No.21794704

Hey guys, Gobby's at it again! Throw him another chicken leg, maybe it's just hungry.

>> No.21794733

>>21794681
Sure sir, sure,
letsee: and impressionating Elven Royalty.

>> No.21794775

>>21794733
impersonating*

>> No.21794778

Oh gods not again, you, you are nothing special - go back to your shit ridden hovel and leave us alone.

Please don't tell me this shit is gonna devolve into another Goblins! Fuck Yeah! thread . . . .

>> No.21794791

>>21794778
Well, he does live in a castle. With tons of servants and magical stuff. Doesn't really sound goblinish.

>> No.21794822

Goddamn goblins, they take a few centimeters and think they're royalty.

>> No.21794833

>>21794775
>>21794775
And obstructing justice/non-violent resistance.

>> No.21794876

>>21794833
HELP HELP
I'M BEING OPPRESSED

>> No.21794922

>>21794733
>>21794833
Why are those mud-caked humans annoying our beloved prince again?

>> No.21794937

>>21794876
>>21794922
What's that partner?
Yeah,
that sounded like Disorderly Conduct to me too.
Let's just add that here.

>> No.21794947

>>21794922
Fuckin elves...all look the same, and their fucking magic and their floating signs with "Elves" on it.

>> No.21794971

>>21794947
It's so that you don't mistake them for goblins, or worse, vampires.

>> No.21795037

>>21794971
Dude, vampires don't sparkle at sunlight.

>> No.21795085

>>21795037
Yes they do...for a brief moment.

>> No.21795118

>>21795037
>>21795085
It's the flash which ensues from them violently bursting into flames.

But tell me, could we use vampires as signal-lights or as a way to light darkened spaces?
Just hang a vampire somewhere deep within your lair, have some mirrors set and blammo.
Though that'd only work during daylight.
It's the thought that counts.

>> No.21795145

>>21795118
But they're like matches, they don't light for too much time.

>> No.21795146 [DELETED] 

>>21794681
I don't see how anyone could mistake you for Goblin royalty. I find the very notion to be insulting.

>> No.21795163

Who's that faggy vampire prettyboy?
>>21795146
Or is it an elf?

Fuck, I don't even know anymore.

>> No.21795198

>>21795163
>Doesn't know the King of Goblins.
Go back to school you filthy American.

>> No.21795203

>>21795163
Jareth is disappointed in you, anon.

>> No.21795219

>>21794681
You would not happen to wear any diapers, would you?

>> No.21795233

>>21795219
He's neither female nor hot, so, no, there's no chance that he does.

>> No.21795254

>>21795233
Then where are his whips and implements of torture?

>> No.21795268

>>21795163
I pity you for never having had a childhood or taste in music.

>> No.21795292

>>21795254
he's got pointy everything

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