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Are you a boy or a girl?

>> No.21746741

don't force your cis agenda on me professor oak

>> No.21746748

I.. Is that a trick question? Like, if I answered you that I am either, would that make me privileged?

>> No.21746751

All of the above.

>> No.21746762

God damnit Professor Oak I'm right here. Did you forget your glasses again?

Christ, I bet you're even going to forget your grandson's name.

>> No.21746781

None of the above. I'm from Tumblr, and as such have my own set of special pronouns and terms. Check your privelege.

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Aaaaand now this thread is double shit. You are the worst kind of people and I fervently hope that some ill fortune befalls you or something you have great affection for.

Good day.

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>> No.21746798

>Implying that wasn't a joke

>> No.21746808

I am a Perfect, Immortal Machine.

>> No.21746815
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P:TA thread?

>> No.21746817

I'm a girlyboy.

>> No.21746821

I am a human sausage

>> No.21746823


>> No.21746839

I am of the rarest kind, Monogamic heterosexual Male.

>> No.21746846

i'm sorry i upset u, explode dog

>> No.21746858

negative I am a meat popsicle

>> No.21746861

>implying other people won't take it seriously and start shitting up the discussion.

>> No.21746865

One of the people in my P:TA game arm wrestled a Makuhita and won.

>> No.21746893
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>> No.21746922
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I'm a MAN!

>> No.21746935

I am a guy.

>> No.21746940

Rolled 49

>Implying those other people aren't you
>Implying you're not shitting up the discussion just as much as your hypothetical people
>Implying I'm not shitting up the discussion just as much by replying

>> No.21746957

But... if it was male, it'd be a Gallade, which looks completely different and wouldn't be able to trap as a Gardevoir!

>> No.21746958

That's awesome.

Also, how the hell does the class system in that game work, it is confusing the crap out of me.

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>> No.21746972

I am a guy. Where are your glasses, oak?

>> No.21747006

>But... if it was male, it'd be a Gallade
Wrong. Male can evolve into either, but female can only be Gardevoir.

>> No.21747023

Actually there are male Gardevoirs. Kirlia only becomes Gallade if it's male AND is given a Dawn Stone, otherwise it'll be a Gardevoir.

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>> No.21747057

Male Gardevoir still have tits. Good enough for me.

>> No.21747108

Neither gender of Gardevoir have tits. They have flat chests with those weird red spikes poking out the middle.

>> No.21747111

who taught you to type, Arceus

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>> No.21747147

I am a long term slaanneshi cultist so....yeah, this could get confusing because at this point I don't even know

>> No.21747161

>>21747144 here
The class system is pretty weird yeah. And that happened to my trainer. Same campaign.

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>> No.21747228

I am a Herm.

>> No.21747280
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Gardevoir tits are an undeniable fact of the pokemon universe.

>> No.21747323

We purge your kind around here.

>> No.21747370

Pretty simple, really. It's much looser than a D&D-style class system, where your class gives you a certain progression of benefits as you level; instead, it's just a way of defining certain thematically-grouped abilities for you to choose from.

You gain a level for every 10 Pokemon caught, every 25 Pokemon seen, and for every gym badge, contest ribbon, or similar milestone.

With each level, you can select either a trainer feature or a trainer class. Trainer classes have prerequisites -- usually just minimum ability scores for base classes, whereas advanced classes require minimum ability scores, having a certain base class, and usually some other prerequisites. Each trainer class grants two unique trainer features when you take it (which replace your usual trainer feature gained at that level), as well as some adjustments to your stats (which apply in addition to the usual +1 to a stat when you gain a level). Base trainer classes give +1 to each of two stats and -2 to a third; advanced classes give +1 to a single stat. Trainer classes also open up new lists of trainer features to choose from.

You can also cross-class, which is basically just alternative prerequisites for entering an advanced class that might be relevant to your character, but is tied to a different base class that you'd rather not bother with taking.

You can have up to three classes (including base classes), or four if your trainer level is 25 or higher.

>> No.21747375

you wanna fap to or fuck a pokemon, that's your own business, but you better not needlessly anthropomorphize them or else you're getting into furry turf

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can you purge me?

>> No.21747434

>bestiality is ok
>furry is not


>> No.21747450
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What is a monstergirl, and what is not?
There are plenty of anthro pokemon. Gardevoir is just one.

>> No.21747481

Now, when you say, "needlessly anthropomorphize," does that include ascribing a set of personality traits to them?

Like, they're animals, yeah? Sure, they've got superpowers, but they're still animals, and animals have personalities.

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>> No.21747498

>There are plenty of anthro pokemon. Gardevoir is just one.
That wasn't his point. He was saying that you should leave them as they are, and not needlessly add extra human features to them.

>> No.21747509

>does that include ascribing a set of personality traits to them?
The games already do this, so it's not a fan thing.

>> No.21747513

Pokemon seem a bit higher than animals to me.

>> No.21747534

Are busty gardevoir a bad thing?

>> No.21747546

>There are plenty of anthro pokemon. Gardevoir is just one.
but it doesn't have boobs

they have personalities by canon, that's not needless

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>anthropomorphized sexy pokemon
>not blaziken

That's all I have to say about that.

>> No.21747602

Alright then, I'm fine with the distinction of, "As long as they're not given a more humanoid body than they had already it's not furry." Seems like something people might disagree vehemently with, though.

I don't even get why I care, I'm already of the mind that if my dick can't tell the difference, I shouldn't try to claim that there is one.

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I'd say they have tits, personally. Just because the sprite is flat isn't a good enough reason. Going by sprites, every pokemon looks exactly the same, to the point of being clones/replicas.

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They are also sentient by canon, and guess what /tg/'s favorite thing involved with non-human sentient creatures is...

>> No.21747701

It's not about the sprite; it's about every piece of official artwork depicting them.

>> No.21747712
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Ignore the renamon

>> No.21747747

>Ignore the renamon
But why would you want to?

>> No.21747782
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I'm not sure which side of this argument is nofun, so I'll default to tits. And why can't we have both?

>> No.21747802

Pokemon don't have tits.
Except when I have to jack off, which is gladly only very late at night or maybe when I'm very bored during the day.

>> No.21747805


Gardevoir doesn't need tits to be alluring. They already look very elegant without them.

Not that I don't like the tits though.

>> No.21747841

Because Renamon is heavily over-used and not as good as Blazkien. Or Zoroark. Damn, get yourself a Zoroark and you can have effectively have sex with just about anything, so long as they can do a convincing illusion.

>> No.21747873

>choosing Zoroark for illusion
>not Ditto for an actual physical replica
I shiggy diggy doo.

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I'm sure there's official artwork of gardevoir tits somewhere.

>> No.21747944

No, they're consistant in their depiction of the DFC.

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We are heading down a dark path here

>> No.21747960
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I think this was supposed to be a quest thread... Or at least a P:TA thread.

/tg/ strikes again.

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Did someone say zoroark and sex?

>> No.21747966

I find that highly unlikely.

>> No.21747969

Look, if you want to marturbate to pokemon fanart, go right ahead, but don't do like


and claim that they officially have tits. Because they do not. See, I'm not objecting to porn, I'm objecting to the spreading of false information.

>> No.21747974

>dark path

You think we CARE?! Our board is the personification of The Bard.

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>> No.21747980

you can't just point to a pic and have ditto turn into that person, you need a sample of their genetic code

>> No.21747991

Okay, let's talk about P:TA
It's pretty fun, but deadly. In the campaign i'm in we've killed at least two pokemon, and most of them were one shots to pokemon of equal level.

>> No.21747998

That's crossing the line, methinks.

>> No.21748000

Actually, Ditto is shown to be able to turn into objects(in the anime, at least). I don't think fabricated forms would be out of the equation.

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>> No.21748018

No, it's shown in many instances that Ditto only needs to see something to transform into it.

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Ditto needs to get close to whatever it wants to replicate, though. As fas as I understand it, anyway.
Pretty sure you'll have no such luck there.

Please stop.

>> No.21748022

>you need a sample of their genetic code
that's where the home invasion, kidnapping and drugging come in.

>> No.21748023

I just saw this same thread on /co/ and it had the same cis privilege jokes.
I'm onto you OP.

>> No.21748045

jesse showed ditto a pic of a guy and it turned into an actual picture, not the guy in the pic. again, you can't just use a ditto to fuck anyone you can get a pic of

>> No.21748046
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I know that feel.

The DMPC recently got crushed to death by a raging Onix. Pic not entirely unrelated.

>> No.21748048

Will you take this quest? For honor, glory, and titties?
Will you clime the highest mountain for the perkiest boob?
Will you ford the mightiest river to fondle the softest pair?
If your answer is yes, then go, go and bring us that glorious bust.

>> No.21748067

That Ditto was also retarded; it couldn't imitate the faces of beings that were an inch away from it.

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In the meantime, I shall dump some art.

>> No.21748084

If this was intended to be a troll thread, then this is a step up, isn't it?

>> No.21748096


Ok then.

>> No.21748098
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If Gardevoir has boobs, then Meowth looks like this.

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'Art' might be a bit of a strong word, actually. Pics works better.
I'm trying to avoid posting anything with tits, but something may slip through nonetheless.

>> No.21748137

It probably has to see them in 3d at least.

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>> No.21748155

Show them a video, then.

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It's out there somewhere, dammit.

>> No.21748169

and onion stuffing?

>> No.21748176

If he doesn't then he should.

>> No.21748178

Sod it. I'll dump Typhlosion instead. That, I know, I have nothing with tits saved.

In other things, what's your favourite pokemon, /tg/?

>> No.21748184

If I remember, she said, "Okay, here's a picture of him from some number of years ago, show me what he'd look like today."

It turned into a picture of what he'd look like, the literal definition of what she asked.

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Might help if I actually posted the image.

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>> No.21748200

Oh man. My psychic trainer recently found gold in a sandshrew nest. And he got his first badge by demolishing the Fighting gym with his Scyther.

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The one we've been arguing about.
Poke-bait aside, Gardevoirs can kick some ass.

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>> No.21748233

I wish I had a P:TA group.

Or any group at all
Goddamn sport-centric small towns
Fuck Oaklahoma

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You know what time it is?
Time for the faithful Tepig!

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>> No.21748298

>faithful Tepig
Don't you dare shit up this thread with porn.

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>> No.21748321

>ctrl+f catboy
/tg/ I am impressed

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and now to kill boners

>> No.21748330


Meh, it's more bestiality than furry, so whatever.

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Less of the porn, more of the cute please.

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>> No.21748404

Only three have read it?
I had expected more.

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>What's your favorite pokemon?

It's typhlosion.

>> No.21748429


That's one frame away from being porn.

>> No.21748433


Man, furry artists have spent so long looking at animals they don't even recognize how boobs work anymore.

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It's probably more to do with people not wanting to respond to an obvious troll. And I've not read it, myself.

>> No.21748447

>implying they ever knew to begin with

>> No.21748449

>go to /vp/ for pokémon discussion and pictures
>bullshit threads about making a region, complaining about what will and won't get made
>go to /d/ for a bestiality thread
>come to /tg/ as a time waster
>pokémon discussion thread and pictures I don't have, pictures I don't have everywhere
>discussing bestiality, with pokémon

Do I even need the other boards anymore?

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>> No.21748479

Oh, you should.
That is, if you are into bestiality.
In that case it's blazing hot.

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>> No.21748484 [SPOILER] 
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not at all. Have some western bestiality

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>Do I even need the other boards anymore?
You've never needed the other boards.

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My good friend!

It's almost like older times...
I actually got the vast majority of my pictures from /vp/, before the sticky.

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>> No.21748535

cheeky fucker

>> No.21748536

A couple sessions back, our group barely avoided a near-TPK solely due to GM fiat.

He decided that pokemon being able to one-shot a group of average trainers with an area-effect move (and that's killed, not KO'd) was a little too grisly for the tone he was going for, so he halved the damage so we'd just get KO'd instead.

>> No.21748545

This joke is brilliant.

>> No.21748561

Yes. Post this on every board. You are so clever.

>> No.21748562
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Well fuck. Turns out Ken Sugimori, the creator of gardevoir, threw a shitfit about pokeporn and people that sexualize pokemon. Started suing artists. I apologize to those that have been saying gardevoir tits do not exist; you are correct.

And to those same people, fuck you. Gardevoir can and will have a glorious rack.

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>> No.21748624

I never really got that particular ruling. There are spoilers; if there are spoilers, why the big deal about porn?

Yes, it's a blue board, but it's a board about pokémon. There is, and always will be, a shit-ton of pokémon porn and, if I'm not mistaken, that's why they got kicked out of /v/ anyway; no one wanted pokémon porn on the board because they think it counts as furry, and the mods agree.

Also, /mlp/ is blue, and there's a porn thread on the front page pretty much all day, everyday. Why not let it happen for /vp/ as well?

>> No.21748677

>Why not let it happen for /vp/ as well?
Because /vp/ can't handle porn.
Back before the board had janitors, more than half the threads on the front page were porn all the time.

Of course, the other half were actually decent threads like ROMhacking and genuinely interesting discussions, rather than the roleplay threads and not-even-Pokemon-related Pokemon General circlejerks.

Killing the porn killed all the decent parts of the board, too.

>> No.21748715

>Ken Sugimori, the creator of gardevoir, threw a shitfit about pokeporn and people that sexualize pokemon
I'd be flattered if there was cheesecake art of characters I created.

Where can I read more about his shitfit?

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Huh. Well, while that sucks in a fashion, I don't particularly blame the guy. I feel sorry for him, actually. I say this as someone who gets off to blaziken tits. Musclegirls are a weakness of mine and coupling that with a favourite fire-type was just asking for trouble.

Oh god, the roleplay threads. The Team Rocket RP really should have vacated the board, but the Pokemon Are Real threads were great. Until they got inhabited by people who were more interested in showing off their oh-so-cool Original Characters and having Drama happen that wasn't a result of people talking about the world as if pokemon actually inhabited it. I contributed to that decline, for which I shall be eternally sorry for. If I only knew then what I know now...

>> No.21748769

My point exactly. The board was flourishing; yes, there was a shit-ton of porn, but people calm down eventually. There's no reason to believe that they wouldn't have gotten bored of all that porn being there all the time and internally isolated it to just one or two threads on the front page at a time.

And then, well, the more intelligent members of the board would have started spoiling porn, and the rest of the board would've followed suit, as the human mind is wont to do.

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>> No.21748807

What was the name of that pokemon RPG.

And how does it play, thinking it might be a good intro since all of my friends and roomies have played Pokemon.

>> No.21748820

Pokémon: Tabletop Adventures?

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It was probably a very vocal minority, as is the way with most things.

Pokemon: Tabletop Adventures

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>Mfw Blaziken made it to Ubers

Fucking Speed Boost, man.

>> No.21748844

I think that's it, anyone played it?

>> No.21748853
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>Sonic team declined to comment

>> No.21748865

It plays pretty smooth, though my group decided to tweak the math on HP and evasion calculations. We found that HP felt too low and evasion too high, so we used a formula a friend of the GM cooked up for HP that makes it scale based on level while still leaving the HP stat relevant (it'd be a royal pain to work with by hand, but we all use Excel sheets for the pokemon and trainer stats, makes it so much easier), and toned evasion way down.

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>the Pokemon Are Real threads were great
I agree. Had loads of fun in those threads. They're pretty much what got me back into roleplaying.

The drawthreads were fantastic too, until they got shit up by tryhard tripfags and their fans.

>> No.21748927

Yeah. There was an active attempt, by most of the people on the board, to isolate the porn to a couple of threads. A bunch of assholes decided that the attempts weren't to isolate it, but to eradicate it, kept screaming it at the tops of their lungs, and went completely pants-on-head-retarded with their attempts.

The fucking Gary-bombers, those cock sucking motherfuckers. They eventually started bombing everything that they disagreed with, including the good RP threads and any other thread that even one decided that they didn't like.

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I'm currently GM'ing a game of it, and have played 4 short campaigns.
Start with starter pokemon at AT LEAST level 10.
Combat below level 20 is fucking lethal.

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Other options are like... Pokethulhu? Cute and Fuzzy Cockfighting Seizure Monsters? Oh, I think Mutants and Masterminds has a anime/manga splat with a monster trainer archetype of some sort.

In any case, I found PTA's pokemon stats are remarkably similar to the game's (when I last played it several months ago, anyway). If you've ever done IV/EV training and breeding for stuff, it's not terribly hard to adjust to PTA. It's the same kind of madness, more or less.

Trainer classes... I never really got a handle on. Second houserule I did was eliminate classes and turn all the class features into generic Trainer Feature trees (first one was adjusting damage and HP so shit wasn't fuckin' DYING itself DEAD all the goddamn time, not what I wanted from a Pokemon system, no sir).

Even that didn't really help much, to me it seemed like there was an awful lot of trap options and severely overpowered shit, depending on how the GM wanted to play his setting. As GM I figured I would either have to devote some serious time catering encounters to make people feel useful, or simply tell people that being a Coordinator or a Psychic was not cool because I didn't want to run contests and the whole constant mind-reading thing would fuck with my social encounters in ways I didn't want to deal with.

It's not really a bad system, I suppose. Just really, REALLY not my thing. This seems like a persistent problem with Pokemon games where you might end up with people who are expecting the video games / smogon / anime / manga / grimdark / light-hearted and so on and you're gonna end up disappointing some of them with your interpretation.

>> No.21748993

I dig hearing from people experienced with this game, I'm trying to put together a campaign.

Tell me, what motivates your players? Are they all on a similar journey, or are they a diverse group?

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>There was an active attempt, by most of the people on the board, to isolate the porn to a couple of threads
Gary Oak's Pokeporn Archive. That was /tg/ levels of shit getting done.

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I probably lucked out with my group.
6 players, one Martial Artist with his Happiny (Now Chansey), a 10-year old Ace Trainer with his Charmander, a Mystic and his Gastly and 3 FUCKING RESEARCHERS.
So far the Mystic (who's on a religious pilgrimage) is doing the most to advance the plot, as his character's a pacifist and so doesn't gain much enjoyment from battles.
Everyone else just runs around scanning as much of the wildlife as they can, while trying to catch/beat anything they think is weaker than them.

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>> No.21749156

That's cool. You have any other tips for someone who wants to start a group? I'm thinking about running a game for four other players.

>> No.21749176

online or physical?

>> No.21749183

Yep, it was. Right up until the gary-bombers decided to use it to mark threads for bombing. They'd save it, post a few of them to a thread they didn't like, and proceed to bombing and reporting the entire thread as a porn thread.

Hell, that sucked. You have a long conversation with someone about something(or, hell, a long, quest-style RP session in one of the pokémon are real threads), then someone drops about ten blank response posts with porn images attached, then the rest of the thread turns to Gary for all of five-ten minutes until it 404s. And then the next thread in the chain gets marked and bombed within minutes of its creation and you know that you're done for the day, even if you don't want to be.

The worst, though, was when they started hitting the discussions about exactly how the board was going to isolate the porn. That was right before the janitors were instated; it was a lot like some company heads having a nice, cordial board meeting, only to have people that are wearing the uniform of their company and masks run in, jump on the table, drop trou, and shit all over the place before running out and calling the cops in an attempt to get them all arrested. And it worked most of the time.

>> No.21749231

I miss the yandere Lyra quest threads on /vp/

>> No.21749256

well thanks to a years worth of transitional pills my body is becoming one... will take another a year or two to really pull it off.

i don't really know at this point. and no i am not going to cut it off.

>> No.21749258

You're the only one, then. Those were terrible.

>> No.21749270

Me too

they were my introduction to yandere

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Anyone have requests for specific pokemon? My collection isn't the most extensive, but I'll fill what I can.

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Be prepared to throw all your plans out the window at any moment.
Even if you may end your last session with the party headed towards the nice big mountain full of encounters you generated, they may at the last minute turn off and head to a forest or start fishing instead.
These really help:

And if you need some quick mini-jobs on the side for your players, the "Quest Cards" section from here has some nice ideas:

Those are what've aided me most.

Me too.

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>> No.21749367

Are they no longer allowed, even if the pics are SFW?

>the only one
>plus two more anons ITT
>make that three

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>> No.21749421

Nah. The people that like them are just in the minority. Also, people got tired of the whole, "Lyra raped my poor quilava," thing.

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Terribly sorry, anons, I can't find anything in my main folder. I'm sure I've got something for both of you, though. In the meantime, have some Joltick.

>> No.21749450

That was more of a running gag based off of one fic iirc

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You, however, I can provide for (from the main folder, at least). I'll dump a few images of each, depending on how much I have.

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>not space pirate

>> No.21749470

Yeah, but it always, always, got posted.

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Running a game in the Pokemon setting's past is pretty fun.

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You got a problem with Joltik, Pirate? Those compound eyes of his mean his thunderbolts don't miss!

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I miss old /vp/ / /tr/... So many great game ideas, lost to the flood of Garyfags and porn...

>> No.21749550


This looks so fucking cool

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I could have sworn I had more Flygon than this... must be all on the dead drive. Fuck. Metagross coming up.
>Don't think I have any Abra, I'm afraid. I'll make a note to post it if I see some, though.

>> No.21749575

I'd love to play in that setting. Players being knights errant.

Shame about my group (lack thereof)

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>Do I dare open up this thumbnail? Something blue, white, and has an oil-like gleam down there...

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The folks working on that game did a great job converting the Pokemon characters into a fantasy style.

>> No.21749632

The way I've been running it, it's turned into Pokemon meets Princess Mononoke.

"Now watch closely, everyone. I'm going to show you how to kill a Legendary Pokemon."

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Found some Abra! It's got Sabrina in it, though.

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>> No.21749692

Heh. Some of my best abra pics feature Sabrina. Just can't post them because of research-related raisins.

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Shame their lead artist disappeared a few weeks into the project; nobody that tried afterwards seemed to be able to match his style.

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If you're implying what I think you're implying, I think you have excellent taste in gym leaders.
>If this were a year ago I'd have found any related images in a heartbeat. To top it all off, I've lost that one of the girl on her computer, riding a Metagross through traffic.

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>In a surprising move from The Pokémon Company, Ken Sugimori, main illustrator of the series, has begun to file lawsuits against popular Pokémon porn artists.

>“To call themselves artists is a disgrace to the title,” said Sugimori in a press conference earlier today, “by putting a stop to these deviants, the Pokémon name can be cleansed.”

>In preparation for these lawsuits, Sugimori was requested to find a pornographic picture for each Pokémon species. An anonymous employee for The Pokémon Company describes Sugimori’s lament at the task.

>“Every day he would come in and work on finding pornographic pictures for ten Pokémon species,” the employee says, “he did this for around two months. Many times I heard cries of ‘who would find this erotic?’ or ‘how could people sexualize this trash?’. He broke at least three computers going through all the pictures.”

>Inspired by this lawsuit, Bandai has announced going after popular Digimon porn artists. Sonic Team declined to comment.

I like how he's forced to find the art he hates so much. Breaking computers was a bit much though. It's a parody.

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>> No.21749796

>It's a parody

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>Armored Nidoking
None more awesome.

Over 15 years, 5 gens, and 649 Pokemon, yet Nidoking remains my favorite one. Any art with one would be greatly appreciated.

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>filthy DDR scum

>> No.21749853

>Not Zubat
>I Shig, You Dig?

>> No.21749907
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Oh I Dig.
I also Surf.

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And that's all the characters I have. Everything else is weapons/armor made from Pokemon.

>> No.21749928

Dat Dugtrio.

You have my attention.

>> No.21749931

It's always reminded me of Breath of Fire 4, which is awesome, because that's my second favorite game in that series, behind 3.

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I remember those threads.
People making the game were utter faggots; weren't willing to listen to any feedback about their ideas except the praise from their fans.

>> No.21749996

Y'know, after seeing so much pokemon porn, I have only one question:

Who decided that all pokemon dicks look like that?

>> No.21750003

The father of one of the characters in my game has one. It was her bodyguard when she was a kid, up until she got her Starter.

If she's ever in need of a rescue, I'm REALLY looking forward to reintroducing it. It will fuck shit right the hell up.

>> No.21750014

>sand gloves.
>anon's penis used harden...

>> No.21750023

sans not sand dammit.

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>> No.21750069

>Second houserule I did was eliminate classes and turn all the class features into generic Trainer Feature trees
But the classes are basically just Trainer Feature trees to begin with...

Just that the base of each branch (ie, the classes themselves) are twofers and come with some stat adjustments rolled in.

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>"Nidoking? Now there's something I can post!"
>And then anon had no Nidoking art

It's like people are somehow psychic and can tell which pokemon I have little/no art of. Or my memory is just really bad.

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Hell yeah.

My first one carried me through Yellow even though, looking back, I gave it a rather shit move set. And a really stupid name.

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>> No.21750109

None of that really happened; take a look at other articles on the site; they're all jokes.

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Didn't we all?

>> No.21750127

alright, I'm interested in your games


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Aw man. I guess it must not get much (good) fan art. Even though it looks so bitchin.

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>> No.21750145

Just like we all named our rival dick, cunt or something similar.

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No, far from it in fact. It seems I just never saved any of it back when I still frequented /vp/.

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So you're talking about pokemon, are you?

>> No.21750212

That's one fancy fucking Arbok

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You don't scare me!

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>> No.21750239

Dogs. They're pretty much dog dicks. That's the animal whose dong most people would be familiar with, and as such they became the default pokemon schlong. Some people have more imagination, and introduce some more penis-variety.

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i bring you the real life creature this pokemon was based off of instead.

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Then I must raise the standard. TITS FOR GARDEVOIR!

And lopunny too, I guess, but I think that one definitely has tits.

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Fuck yeah, pangolins. Have a sandshrew.

>> No.21750293

But, then again, there are also some people that, somehow, have less imagination and just draw every single dick as a featureless, slightly tapered rod. No head, no knot, no barbs, no nothing.

>> No.21750301

But if Gardevoir has tits, how will male ones pretend to be girls? Unless they have tits too.

>> No.21750318

Who's that guy?

>> No.21750323

Do they do it with ponyta pr any of the other obviously horse dicked ones?

>> No.21750324
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perfect for scale armor

>> No.21750339

Oh jesus, what the fuck.

>> No.21750358

hitmonlee don't give a shit.

>> No.21750362
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Since my group uses Excel sheets to keep track of pokemon stats, it's really easy to have "character portraits" for the pokemon.

Since my character is kind of a derpy childish type, I really wanted to have crappy crayon drawings (pic related) for all my pokemon, the implication being that the character drew them himself.

Sadly, I wasn't able to find such drawings on the internet for most of my team.

>> No.21750366

Not really. Horses and dogs are the two most common.
I'm pretty sure I've seen a couple of arboks with hemipeni though.

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And yet the people making Pokemon Spirit Chronicles couldn't even get that right.

>> No.21750395

Why didn't you draw them yourself?

Or, failing that, ask a drawfag here or on /vp/ to do it?

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Lopunny's tits are heavily implied, so really it's up to taste. Hell, IIRC the specific piece of chest fluff even bounces in Black and White's battle animations. On males, too.

>> No.21750422

I'm lazy. I mean, I'd have to actually go out and *buy crayons* for that.

Never thought about asking a drawfag, though.

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Real life pokemon thread?

>> No.21750458

Well, I also used it as an excuse to get rid of Features I thought weren't any good and combine Features that did pretty much same thing. Also a bit of general rejiggering to make the available options more likely to be stuff that would useful in the game I was intending to run (Coordinator class got burned to the ground, pretty much).

Plus I always got disappointed when I found a Feature for a thing I wanted to do was bundled into a class with a bunch of stuff I didn't care about. I figured opening up the ability to draw your features from a bunch of different archetypes would make for more well-rounded characters.

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How do you tell the difference between male and female Blaziken? The females have shorter 'hair'.

>> No.21750494

It's a Fighting type.
It's trained itself to stay in motion even after snapping its own spine.

>> No.21750496

Maybe because

they wanted an anime style that would sit well with children, the biggest fanbase for the franchise. Everything is colorful, exagerated and 'cool' for the sake of getting parents to buy their preteen children toys, games, and the like.

>> No.21750498
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That's mostly what I've seen in terms of penises as well. Same in other porn as well

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It's not chest fluff, it's arm fluff. The have fluffy hands

>> No.21750536

Fair enough.

I personally like the classes, since they have a nice resonance with all the various trainer types and such in the games and I just have this weird aesthetic preference for having labels that sum up your schtick, but that's a reasonable approach to it.

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>no haunter


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Males have tits too, but the pictures I have to that effect are most definitely not for a blue board.
I am most thankful for this tidbit of knowledge, anon.

>> No.21750552

Read the comments on the page. The bawwing american idiot doesn't even know what the fuck JAPAN is. I honestly haven't laughed that much in years.

I'm calling fake though, you only have to find the samples pertinent to the case, not EVERYTHING!

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Have another then.

>> No.21750577

That may be a valid point if they even had a chance at selling the game, but this was a fan game on /vp/, not an official game. They intended it to be darker than normal Pokemon games and everything.
They just suck at turning Pokemon into equipment.

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