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[ERROR] No.21729137 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

tee-hee! dont hit on me, silly gue'la!!! X3 ^^

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>> No.21729263

Tau women are bald and don't have mammaries.

Stop perpetuating this false stereotype.

>> No.21729300

a stereotype isn't false, it's just a stereotype.

>> No.21729323

Well excuse me, nerd.

>> No.21729440

Shadowsun has a topknot.
And tits.

>> No.21729452

False. All tau are big-titted, wide hipped, lewd little blueberry sluts.

>> No.21729454

Topknot ok, tits prove it.

>> No.21729496

B-but it's not like I was hitting on you because I *liked* you or anything, b-b-baka xeno-kun! I was just doing it so you'd surrender.... i-if that's okay with you, xeno-sama....

>> No.21729503

No matter. DFC is fine too.

>> No.21729586

Rolled 9

I don't care about proving X fact with Y Fluff. I just want more XX Tau. Post more Blueberries.

>> No.21729594

Xeno! stop being lewd!

>> No.21729596

Also they wear diapers.

>> No.21729601

Rolled 19


>> No.21729621

better TRQ

>> No.21729628

Rolled 6

Damn. The rest my my FemTau images are pulling 'Duplicate File Entry' errors for the thread over there: >>21728139

>> No.21729631

>Xeno! Be more lewd!

>> No.21729678

The Tau female
>Small slanted eyes burning with purpose and passion
>Rough wrinkly skin with little moisture
>Beloved fellow sisters and comrades in Tau'va working tirelessly to see the vision of the Aun become a reality

The Blueberry
>Creepy huge eyes hallow and devoid of emotion or intelligence
>revolting moistly smooth skin
>Mammric Glands. Why? Why not, say the Gue'la.
>Exist for nothing more than fodder for the humans sickening desire
>mfw when I am exposed to this disgusting smut daily by lurking around this forum

Such is my suffering. Such is my burden.

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>> No.21729706

You're sounding exactly like /a/ when you post photographs of porn stars on their board.

Massively hypocritical.

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>> No.21729714

Wait, you're a Tau!?
Sweet Emperor I've never been so disgust with myself.

>> No.21729720

husbando <3

>> No.21729741


>> No.21729751

You're thinking of Smurfs.

>> No.21729783

3DPD can't be husbando, you stupid shit.

>> No.21729800


What about the boys?

>> No.21729801

Go back to /a/, /tg/ is pansexual.

>> No.21729805

like japanese men, but bald and blue; very very small warp presence, unlike huge imperial warp presence.

>> No.21729809

go back to tumblr.

>> No.21729818

Go back to facebook.

>> No.21729819

Bad blueberry! Naughty blueberry! Stop that lewdness at once!

>> No.21729822

Go back to Myspace.

>> No.21729823

I can feel the warp overtaking me!
It's not a pain, really. More uncomfortable where it hits the fabric of my pants.

>> No.21729825


If only Tau had hair. Think of the potential.

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>> No.21729834

Go back to Gaia.

>> No.21729844

I heard blueberry

>> No.21729849

Nah, dark eldars have a monopoly on asian/gal-o/visualkei/cybergoth/emo haircuts.

>> No.21729855

also I'm ten times more pissed off by the fact it's a homosuck character.

>> No.21729860

Go back to Neopets.

>> No.21729867

Go back to Mordor.

>> No.21729879

one does not simply go BACK to mordor

>> No.21729886


He's right.The TSA screenings to get into that place are fucking nuts. They won't even let you take a ring on the eagle.

>> No.21729902

this better?

>> No.21729927

How do you exist in real life if the mere sight of a webcomic character sends you in to rage?

>overrage ogniyen

>> No.21729931

Real life is too trivial, not serious enough.

>> No.21729970

Don't use husbando if you can't use it right.

>> No.21730035

homestuck = good (in a this will burn a couple hours of boredom way) and funny to read

fandom = infuriatingly weird/creepy

learn the difference so that you may hate more accureately.

>> No.21730057

/tg/ - Sexually liberal, grammatically nazi

>> No.21730061

>fandom = infuriatingly weird/creepy

Because this wasn't a thread about porn of blue alien girls, right? Right?

>> No.21730079

eldar call humans "mon'keigh"

tau call humans "gue'la"

are there any alien species in 40k that don't call humans names that sound suspiciously like misspelled words for apes with random apostrophes in the middle?

>> No.21730128

Not coloured in, but does this count?

>> No.21730158

gue'la=gweilo. Chinese slang for whities.

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>> No.21730194

I find it kind of funny that /tg/ has basically created an entire race for itself: Faptau.

>> No.21730233

I thought Tau only had four fingers.

>> No.21730261

indeed, but the guy who drew Blue knows jackshit about the specificities of tau anatomy.

>> No.21730279

A lot of drawfags know jack shit about Tau physiology.

It all depends on the picture though, some are better than others.

>> No.21730309

this drawing, for example, makes her look at least as big as an ork. Normally, she's be a bit taller than the grot she's holding.

>> No.21730322


Sure it isn't gweiro?

>> No.21730331

>5 fingers

I puked.

>> No.21730335

It could just be a very small grot. They vary a lot in size.

>> No.21730337

Really, the original picture is one of the best for actual technical accuracy.

>> No.21730353

that's not the original picture, there was one before that, but it wasn't taken into account.

>> No.21730359

That was the one which was accepted by most, as it's pretty much exactly what everyone had in mind.

>> No.21730389

could be a snotling

>> No.21730421

Yeah, I think that was the idea.

>> No.21730516

I never really understood the whole lewd tau thing myself.

Then again, Voldermort is dead sexy too now that I think of it….

>> No.21730614

As far as I can tell the Lewd Tau thing is that they are perfect for the wide hips look that /tg/ seems to love.

>> No.21730663

Who doesn't love a nice pair of child-bearing wide hips?

>> No.21730707

Hey, I never said there was anything wrong with it.

Honestly though, hips aren't something most males seem interested in, strangely.

>> No.21730723

>Honestly though, hips aren't something most males seem interested in, strangely.

This is news. More for me though, I love a good pair of hips.

>> No.21730739

I live with roommates who are normal, especially in the sexuality sense. And they're a lot more into very thin with big tits than any sort of hip action.

>> No.21730771

That's odd. Stupid plebians, hip masterrace.

does this make me a hipster

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>> No.21730897

I'm starting to feel like i'm the only one that likes the Tau for their ascetics, combat doctrine, philosophy and suits anymore.

>> No.21730898

Hardly. Men are meant to like a good pair of hips, it's good for the offspring.

>> No.21731041

Nope, that's what I'm in for too. Blueberries are just a bonus.

>> No.21731090

It amuses me that these kinds of tau are canon, if only because of delicious nofun neckbear tears.

>> No.21731103

Nofun neckbeard tears are the best tears.

I assume you weren't referring to the fearsome Neckbear. Neckbears have no tears, or tear ducts. Only claws. Claws, and hatred for all life.

>> No.21731198

> claws
> hatred for all life
> live outside of reality
Neckbears are necron flayed ones.

>> No.21731232

Flayed ones wear human flesh over their bodies. The Neckbear of Nofun wears flayed one flesh over his body.

>gazed seesfur

Alas, Captcha speaks only in gibberish since his encounter with the Neckbear...

>> No.21731248

Aye, twas a typo. I would never think to insult such grand creatures as the neckbears.

>> No.21731269

go back to Russia

>> No.21731295

Go back to Facetumblrbookspaceinterestgram

>> No.21731434

Go back to Go back

>> No.21731466

Go back to ot kcab oG

>> No.21731495

I'm not from Norway.

>> No.21731615

...except for the Ork anatomy, where he has hair himself and not a squig....

I love the image, but it does rustle some jims

>> No.21731768

Sooo... can we get back on butts nao?

>> No.21731908

We can always get back to butts. It's one of those things you can count on us finding our way to no matter the circumstances.

>> No.21731986

How do real Tau females look like?

>> No.21732751

Like Shadowsun I guess.

But then again, she's really the only example we come back to. The general Tau female could in fact be curvaceous and cute, and Shadowsun is just abnormally ugly. Would explain her personality.

>> No.21733876

>dat facial slit
This tau is Ackbar approved.

>> No.21733995

Heh, toot.

>> No.21734032

We almost had some about a SoB lesbian-ing an injured female fire warrior back to health and then eloping with her, but it just didn't happen.

>> No.21734115

Orks used to have hair all the time. Hell, while its not the best source of canon, DoW1 had ponytailed sluggas. Sure, its out of the ordinary for an ork to have a mohawk, but its not entirely unheard of for them to sport hair.

>> No.21734337

Ponytail on orks is typically squig-hair, as pic related. That doesn't mean orks don't have hairs at all though.
Old fluff, they doesn't bother with things like that now.

>> No.21734409

And it could easily be a mohawk squig since no one ever said it wasn't. That and 40K fluff is pretty damn amorphous, especially when it comes to the orks.

Anyways, back to the blueberries.

>> No.21734630

>tfw I requested one of the few not-horrible diper-fetish pics featuring a delicious blueberry girl by Technomancer

>> No.21734787

I enjoy female tau waaay too much. Damn you, /tg/. And thanks.

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