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"Tweets you might find on your BBEG's Twitter account."

>> No.21471546

I must remember not to give away too much of my plan via these tweets. Apparently the authorities follow them. Captain Hammer threw a car at my head.

>> No.21471582
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Chilling at my house, out tonight! Killing some peasants tonight! #YOLO #OBAMACARE

>> No.21471678

Day 28. They still suspect nothing. This body is marvellous.

>> No.21471683

#NecromancerKing
Hey faggot. I just sent a crusade into your heathen lands. It's got paladins and priests, you and all your damned heathens are going to burn. trololololololol
#NecromancerKing
WTF YOU DAMN FAGGOT! HOW DID YOU KILL MY FUCKING MEN!? YOU BETTER NOT TURN THEM INTO YOUR FUCKING DAMNED UNDEAD MONSTROSITIES!

>> No.21471703

Not sure If I want to invade north or south next. Sill need to fulfill destiny #YOLO

Detected Rag-Tag group of mercs moving through kingdom. Gonna kill them before they become heroes #EvilOverlordList

>> No.21471706

Just got re-elected #4moreyears

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>>21471706

>> No.21471723
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GUL'KAFH AN'SHEL YOQ'AL SHN KY YWAQ NULL #swaggoth

>> No.21471727

#DEVOURALLLIFE

>> No.21471728

Interior decorating isn't as enjoyable as I was led to believe. The flamboyant minstrel will suffer for his lies.

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Taken with Instagram.

>> No.21471742

Kingdom is resisting. bitches dont know bout my guns #rollingthunder#Technology#Legions#TRIARII

>> No.21471752

Yall better recognize this is dora the explora motherfuckerss

>> No.21471756

This is my first and only warning to this "Twitter": identify the rebels using your service to plot against me, or I will breed your daughters with my pets. #doggystyle

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Pic related

>> No.21471768

Why am I following all these other conquerors? It's not like we actually discuss anything #FuckTwitter

>> No.21471770

Henches reported explosive resistance in Mudwich, artefact lost to a bunch of yahoos. Have to think. #MeddlingKids

#MeddlingKids were frustrating, but with 2 tries they burn like everything else. Good thing I know how to hide phylacteries. #YOLForever

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Took over Japan today, stupid humans shot down a ship yet again
#HumanExtinction #AliumDominion

>> No.21471787

Devoured another planet system today.
#tasteslikechicken #dinner #swaggalicious

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>>21471738

>> No.21471808

eating the shells of dead gods while my enemies fight giants lol. #yolf #lichesgetbitches

>> No.21471837

Stupid holy spiders. #Iminatunnel

YALL BITCHED BE GETTIN A COATING OF MAAAAAAAGMA! #empire4life

>> No.21471866

>>21471779
Is that from the Xcom artbook ?
Do you have a link for the entire thing ?

>> No.21471873

Azathoth (@DemonSultanOfSwing)

@NotDeadWhichEternalLies I heard people claim I have shit taste in music, I'll show you fuckers when I get down there #YOLF

>> No.21471876

>>21471866
No, I just saved it a while ago from somewhere, sorry

>> No.21471878

I finally have bond captured. there is no way he'll escape this time #DieAnotherDay

>> No.21471886

>>21471873
>YOLF

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>>21471886
captcha ate me face

>> No.21471892

>>21471878
i think you mean
#IExpectHimToDie

>> No.21471895

>>21471876
No problem, thanks anyway

>> No.21471933

>>21471892
Well, he was trying to kill me, So the tweet was in reference to that. good line though I must use it at some point

>> No.21471950

Some faggot paid me to carry his shit and write how awesome his adventures were.

>> No.21471979

>>21471511

Behind7Cruxies

This little nerdy cunt needs to stop with his shit. #ChosenOneMyBonyAss.

>> No.21472033

@BlueAbadee
Note to self: Refrain from devouring competitors. It just attracts adventurers. #TotallyNotADragon #NoReally #NothingToSeeHere

>> No.21472035

>>21471950
brilliant idea

>> No.21472062

not posting details of my next robbery until after it lol #epicfail #superheroessuck

>> No.21472198

Tried that new place on E.13th and Pine. Delish! Love me some modern worlds! Must remember this place. #PlanesJumping

>> No.21472453

Some jerk broke in last night, stole my green pajamas, and genocided my ceramics. Nothing else. #IDontKeepMoneyInPotsAsshole

>> No.21472479

>>21471511
Curses! My plan to be elected into office and turn the entire country into Salt Lake City has failed.

>> No.21472491

>>21472453
Damn it. Broke into some asshole's house last night and shattered his stuff looking for cash, where the fuck is he hiding it!? #fuckingcunts

>> No.21472497

my god just sent me a vision and said he wants the kingdom i just took over :llll
go conquer your own kingdom instead of acting like my mum #blackknights #warlords #undeadwarlords #yolf

>> No.21472510

>>21472453
>>21472491
The squishy little dudes who live at the bottom of the mountain are arguing about getting money again, lol. Meanwhile, we're the guys mining up their currency for them. #RockingOnDeathMountain

>> No.21472514

lol just seen those adventurers go into my booby trapped fake wizards tower #newbs

>> No.21472528

>>21472510
>>21472491
>>21472453
The land peasants who need currency and the rock eating barbarians are acting moronic as usual #LovingLakeHylia

>> No.21472551

The heroes still don't even know the Queen worships me LOL #swag #NTRingKings

>> No.21472552

>>21472479
Your campaign seems a lot easier than >>21471706's campaign.

>> No.21472614

>>21472528
lol don't tell anyone but we're planning on raiding the wimpy sea zora's domain tonight lmao #awesomesecretplans #riverzoras4life

>> No.21472625

War is proceeding as planned. Momo upset about me taking undue risks with my life. So adorable. #bodyguardcrush #goodtobeempress

>> No.21472655

Just strapped these noobs into my slow-kill-death-o-matic so I can explain my plan to them. #whatcouldpossiblygowrong

>> No.21472690

>>21472614
I saw that river zora. Joke's on you, we just released Lord Jabu-Jabu into your lands to attack #seazora4life #allhaillordjabujabu

>> No.21472697

About to release the hobbit in three parts #LOLumadtolkienfags

>> No.21472722

>>21472690
lol we herd dat da zoras god thing was swimmin up river so i got all ma moblin and bigblin goons to take a shit in the river LMAO #goblinhordes #goblinwarlords

>> No.21472748

>>21472722
I saw some goblins by the river today, they seemed to be about to defecate in it. I decided to slay them all #Ilovemygreenhat

>> No.21472767

@RealKirganXix: @JezanXix I hope you like being trapped in the Astral Plane, broseph #YOLF

>> No.21472775

"Skelecopters are all ready for tonight's show, just need to get the bone piano ready."

Hero: "I hate these fucking Skelecopters"
Retweeted by Necrodancer(BBEG)

>> No.21472802

@RealKirganXix: lol RT @SaintQuintus Once we recover the sacred sphere, your unholy schemes are finished!

>> No.21472830

@Asmodeus666: I love double-sided contracts! Do you realize how rarely these mortals look on the back side?

>> No.21472921

>140 characters could not contain my hatred for you right now.

the party were tricked, they thought they were rescuing someone but they abducted a Princess for a cult, and she got all fucked with a ritual that essentially forced a Demonic possession. So now her father is royally pissed, being a King and all. The party, probably the only heroic enough beings around right now to stop Demon-sized tragedy currently ripping itself through a local nearby fiefdom, are being hunted by every soldier, merc, and good simple King-fearing citizen for causing it.

the current plan is to oust the cult behind it so they might clean their names, rise again and win the day like some batman shit.

>> No.21472952

@DemogorgonLeftHead I'M GOING TO TEAR OFF YOUR LOWER JAW AND SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT YOU FUCK

@DemogorgonRightHead hahaha oh wow, you just now finally noticed? i shaved you while you were sleeping like a week ago

@DemogorgonLeftHead ARGHGHSDFLKSJDFLJSD;FLJSDF;F

>> No.21472955

Apparently if you get Glitterdust cast on you as you transform into fog, it will fuse with your skin when you reform. #skinofakiller #imarealvampirenow

>> No.21476546

>>21471723
my sides

>> No.21476586

>>21472830
@ClricOfPelor: It's a trick! He's just saying that so we don't look for third and fourth sides, made by the contract being two sheets stuck together! #ExposingHell

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>>21471723

>#swaggoth

>> No.21481546

@femalepartymember Dat bitch got an ass so fine
@BodyguardWight wat u mean I cant hit dat. I got dat skill #necrodroppinhos#totalbonin
@BodyguardWight I CAN JUST CONJUR A PENIS FROM ANOTHER REALM F*CK U
@BodyguardWight o sheet that ho playing for team hoover ? #fixinlesbians

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