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21248231 No.21248231 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

When will you lapdogs of the false Emperor finally realise that Chaos is the only true answer?

When will you understand that only by giving yourself over to the Dark Gods can humanity survive the coming storm?

Chaos is destined to rule the galaxy and crush all who oppose it under its armoured boot.

Join with the Dark Powers and Humanity will destroy the xeno scum and rise to rule the stars.

Join us brothers, and reap the rewards of the Dark Gods.

Join us or be destroyed.

>> No.21248253
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21248253

Cease your prattling, "Brother."
The truth of the Great Powers and The Long War are lost on them.
They elevate a failed corpse onto a throne and race each other to die pointlessly for their deaf god.
They have nothing.
They are nothing.

Only We have felt the bliss of the primer-doused brush. Only We know the steady hand that counts the inches and measures Squad Coherency.
Only We understand that the War is Eternal, that so long as neckbeard thirsts for glory upon tables resplendent in cheap green plastic we shall never rest.
Evermore shall we be called from our plastic tombs, weighed carefully against our Point Value, and set upon our enemies by the cacophonous tumble of the 6 Sided Die.
There is only War!

>> No.21248264
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21248264

Hi mister GW staff, I assume you'll be spamming chaos from today till next next friday when Chaos gets released?

Well I prepared $1600, hope its enough.

>> No.21248269
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21248269

>>21248253
I AM THE 8 FOLD PATH!
I AM THE 6 SIDES OF DESTINY!
THERE IS ONLY WAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!

>> No.21248276
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21248276

Why can't you Chaosfags realize you should give up your wicked ways and pledge yourself to the Greater Good!

>> No.21248285

>>21248276

WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY KHORNE DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WEAR THE MUTILATED SKULLS OF MY TOUGHEST ENEMIES FROM MY BELT, AND I’VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS GLORIOUS CRUSADES AGAINST THE LAPDOGS OF THE FALSE EMPEROR, AND I HAVE OVER 300,000 CONFIRMED KILLS. I AM AN UNDESPUTED MASTER IN THE ART OF SLAUGHTER AND AM THE MOST BRUTAL SKULL CHAMPION IN THE EYE OF TERROR. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT ANOTHER SKULL FOR THE SKULL THONE. I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH RAGE THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN ON THIS PATHETIC PLANET, MAY KHORNE HEAR MY OATH. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME THROUGH THE WARP? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM READYING MY CHAIN AXE AND MOBILIZING MY BATTLE BARGE. YOUR WARP SIGNATURE IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU‘RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN SLAUGHTER YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT‘S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I THE MASTER OF UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE WORLD EATERS AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE PLANET, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT GLORIOUS RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE “CLEVER” COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN‘T YOU DIDN‘T, AND NOW YOU‘RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODSDAMM IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND I WILL MAKE YOU A BLOODY OFERING TO THE LORD OF SKULLS. YOU’RE FUCKING DEAD, KIDDO.

>> No.21248293
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21248293

>>21248285

I FORGOT TO INCLUDE A PICTURE!!!1!!

>> No.21248294

honestly man, I know the Dark Apostle handed you that pamphlet that says we're all-inclusive and shit, but you need to get your face out of the kool-aid bowl.

Some of us like the team just the way it is, we don't need to go recruiting, especially not some of these bajillionth-founding babysitter's clubs.

I mean fuck, do you really want assholes with chapter names like "Crimson Fists" running around the eye of terror, giving the Slaanesh worshipers perverted new ideas? Because that one's not gonna end well.

Dial back the fucking campaign call bullshit for a minute and enjoy the demonettes and the ice cream volcano. fuck.

>> No.21248339

I tried starting warhammer, its abit expensive.

I have 3 Grey Knight strike squads, 3 storm raven,
2 Grandmaster
2 Terminator squads in 2 LR Redeemer

costed me $800, well good thing Christmas is close and I can use those funds.

>> No.21248356

>>21248231
>>21248269
>>21248276
>>21248285
>>21248293
>>21248294

Same IP fag, either warhammer fan boy or a GW staff.

Either way samefagging.

>> No.21248366
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21248366

>>21248276
No fair.

>> No.21248368
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21248368

One must merely accept the truth of chaos. Not submit to it.

You have been tricked into servitude by a weaker daemon. An abomination that cannot accept it's place in the universe and seeks to rule over weak minds such as yours.

Those of the material plane are to join with the warp not become masters or puppets of it.

You are the lapdog.

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21248371

>>21248285
Don't worry, this Khorne guy can't be tougher than that Slaanesh we killed a few years ago

I'll handle this... for the good of the galaxy.

>> No.21248372

>>21248356

You checked wrong.

>> No.21248382
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21248382

So how about that warmachine? I've always wanted to give that a try.

>> No.21248384

>>21248356
Your lies are poorly executed.
Reddit plz go.

>> No.21248407

>>21248371

SLAANESH IS A LITTLE PUSSY WHO SPENDS TOO MUCH TIME MASTURBATING AND NOT ENOUGH TIME SPILLING BLOOD IN GLORIOUS BATTLE.

>> No.21248410

>>21248384
>>21248371
>>21248368
^ GW staff


>>21248372
>>21248366
^ some innocent annon

My bad.

>> No.21248436
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21248436

>>21248410
Joke on you, I posted all the Tau and have never played 40k in my life

But cool rampant paranoia over... whatever you're being rampantly paranoid about

>> No.21248440
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21248440

I think everyone here needs to step back and look at the big picture: no matter what happens, you're all going to die anyway. You'll fight in your petty squabbles until one day you stop your pathetic motions and finally give into the inevitable. Your armies will decay, your worlds will fester and die, and in the end you will realize how pointless it all was.

Let the Galaxy Rot.

>> No.21248479
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21248479

>>after ten thousand battles there is only DEATH
>>*krrsh*

>> No.21248481

>>21248436
You say Paranoia?

you are deathleaperfagirl

>> No.21248483

Chaos has too much bling and not enough swag.

>> No.21248501
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21248501

I propose we launch a a new Black Crusade but this time we send Abbadon out for smokes. The really good smokes that you can only get from the Maelstrom.

Dark Gods willing we'll have conquered Terra by the time he gets back.

>> No.21248505

Look, everyone knows Marneus Calgar is the REAL God of War. It's in his rules, for fuck's sake. Khorne can just go home now.

>> No.21248506

>>21248479
What

That is an ork vehicle

>> No.21248509

>>21248479
aaaand this Orky Tank is proof.
If anyone needs me, I'll be a spawn.
>>YEEEARG-

>> No.21248520

Anyone have that copypasta where someone claims to be offended at a comment and is a navy seal with a huge number of kills and is skilled in gorilla warfare?

>> No.21248525
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21248525

>>21248481
That's not even a real name

You high as shit, dood

>> No.21248545

>>21248520
Nah.

>> No.21248551
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21248551

>>21248509
>>THAT'S BETTER.

>> No.21248558

Hey my friend's son is having his 16th birthday, I want to congratulate them by getting him a full sized Empire unit.

I live in Canada, can anyone direct me towards a good seller?
I would also like to make sure he have a decent sized unit for all the unit entries in the army book. Lastly if possible, a price estimate as well.

>> No.21248567
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21248567

>>21248440
Yes, just according to plan.

>> No.21248594
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21248594

I'm planning a poker game and possible orgy, a bunch of Daemonettes are going to be there.

I need to know who wants to come so I can order enough pizza.

Who's in?

>> No.21248596

>>21248501
and Huron Should lead us to victory

>> No.21248611

>>21248501
Dude, the moment you can beat up Abaddon, the moment you get to be the new boss. Them's the rules.

>> No.21248612
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21248612

>>21248596
I hear he knows his stuff

>> No.21248636
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>>21248558
If im reading this right, you want to get him an army beyond the standard size? with all the fancy trimmings to field?

Umm... alright but unless you are really rich, this will hurt your wallet.

Depending what unit you are looking at, e.g Great Swords, a unit of 40 alone is $200 before tax. I'll use my 2000 point Empire army as basis then, complete with healthy variety between characters,calvary, infantry, and war machines. Which is around $700 before tax.
We have some discount seller that offers 20% off, subtract that with the 12% tax, which is 8% off, not including shipping.

At the end of the day, a decent army will be $700 Canadian, are you SURE you want to increase that?

>> No.21248638
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>>21248594
I'm in

>> No.21248645

GW staff same fagging before army release AGAIN?
wow, 4chan has turned into shit.

>> No.21248651

>>21248611

Yeah but to be honest I feel sorry for the guy. I mean doesn't even have any arms.

I think even Kharn is too polite to tell him he should step down as warmaster.

>> No.21248660
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21248660

>>21248594
I am, friend. Whereabouts is this orgy you speak of?

>> No.21248661
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21248661

>>21248651

>> No.21248687

>>21248660
>>21248651
>>21248661

GW staff detected. Worried about your upcoming release bro?

>> No.21248694

>>21248660

You take a left when you see the daemon world shaped like a giant vagina.

Wait.... you're not planning on slaughtering anybody, are you Khan?

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21248702

>>21248594

>> No.21248708

>>21248687
Ya, our pay checks depends on it bro.
But 4chan is awesome, we get to spam our products for all the geeks to see.

>> No.21248733

>>21248687

If I worked for GW I wouldn't be sitting here using an eight year old computer.

>> No.21248744
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>>21248694
Who is this "Khan" you speak of, sir? My name is, uh, Slaaneshi Guy. I'm here to PARTY and not claim any weakling skulls for Khorne at all.

>> No.21248746

>>21248733
Actually you would, they are paid minimum wage with 50% discount.
Though with minimum wage you can't really afford to purchase much....

>> No.21248747

>>21248702

But sister... You're invited too.

We even have several small children waiting for you to "purify" them.

>> No.21248753
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21248753

>>GW Employees
>>delicious asshurt accusations
>>pic related

>> No.21248764

>>21248746

Huh, that is actually pretty interesting.

Thank you for giving me a fleeting moment of entertainment.

>> No.21248793
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21248793

>>21248753
Sup bra

>> No.21248804
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>>21248744

I don't know, are you really Slaaneshi?

Prove it by doing something unspeakable yet no violent to this bolter bitch.

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21248815

Why is gee dub so main stream?

>> No.21248827
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>>21248764
We are always there to enlighten those that aren't fortunate enough to think for themselves.

>> No.21248833

>>21248804
Not violent? But then how can I do anything unspeakable to her?

>> No.21248839

>>21248231
What the fuck did you just say to me, you little heretic? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Astartes. I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on the Eye of Terror and have over 40,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in xenos warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Imperium. You are nothing to me but another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Materium, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over Vox-com net? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Imperium and your Vox address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Adeptus Mechanicus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the sector, you little shit. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “heretical” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
‡Thought for the Day: An open mind is like a fortress with its gates unbarred and unguarded. ‡

>> No.21248840

>>21248827
Do you ever tire of being so self-important?

>> No.21248870
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>>21248840
I just received my allowance, TIME TO BUY SOME SPACE MARINES!

What? I can only get 2 pots of paints with these?

>> No.21248882
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21248882

>>21248793
nuffink.
Shootan dudes, worshipping the dark powers.
You?

>> No.21248884

>>21248839
Listen to my man. He's not bullshitting. Me and my boy here killed over 600 000 heretics between the both of us during our black ops missions in the Eye of Terror and Maelstrom. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? That's because you're a little bitch who does nothing but talk shit on the astropathic relays while waiting for his heresy pockets to finish heating in his legion's meltawave. I know a psyker in the Inquisition who could get me the location to your (or more likely, your warlords') house like that. Then guess what happens? I come right on down to that planet you're sitting in and I beat your fat ass to a pulp. Shit, I probably wouldn't even have to do that. I've got buddies in high places, brother. Buddies who wouldn't hesitate to help me out by sending a couple cyclonic torpedoes your way and then claiming it was just a horrible accident. Yeah, well the only horrible thing about that "accident" is going to be when you realize you posted on the wrong board and you fucked with the wrong Space Marine. HOORAH.

>> No.21248903

>>21248870
So, no, then?
Tell, me, is it your sense of inadequacy in real life that causes you to be so self-aggrandizing on the Internet, or is it something more deep-seated?

>> No.21248917

>>21248882
Prepping dope to sell so I can afford some warhammer dude

>> No.21248923
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>>21248833

Ugh... that's what I thought.

Stand aside and let a true follower of the Dark Prince show you how it's done.

>> No.21248925

When will you realize that the fluff for 40k is fucking retarded? When will you realize that posting the same old shit threads acting as if the retarded lore for a retarded game matters? The imperium is stupid, chaos is stupid.

Stop these threads. You're shiting up /tg/ with shit that doesn't matter. Talk about building armies all you want. Talk about new codexes. I'll collapse the thread so I don't have to look upon the shit stains, but they are at least relevant to the game, unlike the turds that get passed as story and characterization.

Any and every person who starts a thread wanting to talk about a side in fucking 40k and how the other sides are puny compared to the might and righteousness blah blah blah are fucking sperglords and I'd say that they should be sterilized, but you pissants aren't getting laid anytime soon anyways. Same with all of those pieces of shit who go into every other thread and spam "HURR HURR HERESY PURGE BLARGH".

Do the rest of the world a favor and fucking kill yourselves.

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>>21248903
Inadequacy? no dawg I s tite

>> No.21248944

>>21248923
That counts as violence. I'm not stuKILLMAIMBURNpid.

>> No.21248957

>>21248925
I agree with you.
OP and the bunch are retarded, so are the paranoid bunch.

>> No.21248958

>>21248937
I'll take that as an affirmation.

>> No.21248974
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21248974

So, fellow chaos players, how is the new codex? Is it any good?

>> No.21248975
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21248975

>>21248839
>>21248884

COME AT ME LOYALIST SCUM.

I WILL SEND YOUR SOULS TO KHORNE.

>> No.21248983

>>21248827
>mfw my finecast HQ batch 866XXX is in PERFECT condition

I was waiting with baited breath, too, after hearing all the horror stories.

>> No.21248991
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>>21248917
Hey, rock on.
Times are tough. *sigh*

>>21248925
I'm not gonna go with YOU MAD.
That's obvious.
But you should take a serious look at your life that this matters to you so much.
It's your life. Try to enjoy it before it ends.

>> No.21248994

>>21248958
I have no idea what you are rambling on about bra

>> No.21249006

>>21248991
I thought we are all here to enjoy warhammer?

>> No.21249010

>>21248994
Sure you do.

>> No.21249012

>>21248733

Yes you would, you'd be using your employee discount to buy massive amounts of plastic.

>> No.21249028

>>21248974

Haven't seen it yet. I haven't played in years and am only now thinking about getting back into the hobby seeing as I've finally got a well paying job to back up the ridiculous price of the products.

>> No.21249039
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21249039

Did someone say Traitor Guard?

>> No.21249054

>>21248974
Its ok. Better then the previous one, sure. If you're into competative play, it might not be that good, if not, its tons of fun. It has few of stinker units, like mutilators. Can't believe I'm saying that, Chaos Spawn are now really good.

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>>21249039
DID SOMEONE SAY COMMISSAR FODDER?!

>> No.21249076

>>21249039

Why yes we did.

All heretics welcome.

>> No.21249142

>>21249076
The soldier travelled his evening patrol route solemnly, his weapon slung about his shoulder and his rank of subedar crest stamped on his drab red combat armour.

A medallion of the pantheon star hung from his neck and the same sigil was carved on his helmet and rebreather unit.

A unit patch on his brown fatigues with sigil and six blades indicated he was of the Sixth Clan Company.

Confined roads and alleys of Lorterstown’s inner blocks were annoyingly compact, but easy to guard, single man patrol was the norm and that day the subedar had volunteered for his squad’s rotation, to the surprise of his troopers, he wanted them to rest after the successful persecution for their sacred duties in the southern provinces of the world.

Three entire regiments of the enemy were destroyed in a major action near the southern massifs.

He still remembered the day as he marched with his oathed outfit; the Eighth Host of the Red Brigades tithed to the Lord Khas in his holy war-effort.

They had just been assigned garrison duty after their scouring and had told his men to get all the rest they needed while he patrolled.

As a subedar, he was always a harsh taskmaster, but their efforts against the PDF were exemplary, commendations and medallions were already given out by their Sardar-commander.

He still felt regret for losing two of his warriors, they had of course sworn their lives to the cause of the Prophet, yet he regretted the way they died. He fiddled with his medallion between his fingers, he felt it heavy on his neck; his heart ached at their loss.

>> No.21249165

>>21248231
>When will you lapdogs of the false Emperor finally realise that Chaos is the only true answer?
Truly the dark powers of chaos have left your mind in tatters to think you fight the emporer in the name of chaos, seeing as his corruption was most likely what damned you to chaos.

I shall consider killing you a mercy.

>> No.21249172

>>21248944

Actually you can come.

We've got a bunch of Guardsmen that were captured on the last raid, you can slaughter them and we can watch. Nothing gets these Daemonettes wetter than a little mindless bloodshed.

>> No.21249175

>>21249142
Prisoners in chains overseen by interdictor-guards were whitewashing an old group of Administratum buildings of the signs and words of the decadent Imperium.

Farther down the street a group of ordained acolytes, new converts to the True Faith scribbled runes and symbols that assailed their minds and dreams, an after effect of the initiation rites to the Temple of the Warp Pantheon.

A floating head shaped ball studded with red visual slits and clusters of antennas scanned the writings and gleaned some information from them that was beyond the subedar.

One of the interdictors, an enforcer of the conquered, raised his free hand in a salute with a clash of his mailed fist over his heart.

The Subedar nodded in return and walked on.

A half track carrier advanced down the main central road and the driver gave a hearty wave and halted the carrier.

The Subedar recognized the four eyed driver named Vargu as his squad’s assigned driver during his most recent campaign.

“Subedar Haum, by the gods it is well to see you, what brings a leader amongst the wretches?”

The Subedar nodded and studied the scaled face of the driver, “Well to see you, Var, I am on patrol duty for now.”

The driver looked surprised, “A Subedar? A Serapis even, serkar?”

“Why not? Only fair that my warriors sleep while I share their burden, and my familial name is for me alone to speak,” he chuckled, “Lest I rip your tongue and feed it to my dogs.”

The driver nervously smiled exposing brown, dirty teeth.

A random vox blurt distracted the driver for a moment and he reached the cabin vox and began twisting the dials, “Damned, signals, been playing havoc all morning, serkar. Fleet was on alert was the notice, now it is all jumbled.”

Haum was about to ask why, when a blinding explosion ripped through the building across the street, vaporising a group of interdictors and a dozen of the chained acolytes working on the walls.

>> No.21249188

>>21249006
I'm here 'til this documentary on the Koch Brothers I'm watching is over.
Then IRL back to my own endless struggle.
The good advice is free.

>> No.21249190
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>>21249172
Oh, fuck this.
SOULS FOR THE SOUL EATER!

>> No.21249206

>>21249188
>The good advice is free.
but we never asked you for advice.

>> No.21249212

>>21249175
The subedar was thrown from his feet and fell hard onto the wall of the old hab unit ten meters from where he stood.

He began to sink into blackness an abyss of nothing, his mind aflame with searing heat.

A sudden flash brought him back from the brink as a bang sounded somewhere close to him.

Something hard smacked into his rib, winded and half-conscious Haum began to gain consciousness from the pain of the impact.

Instinctively he started to crawl away from the firestorm he felt in front of him through his faceplate, shots smacked the ground about him, a lancing pain shot through his ribs once again and then dissipated, he felt something hard ricochet from his helmet, he looked up to see a blown out and open window.

Using all the strength he had left the Haum Serapis dragged himself into the window of the building he was thrown against; shots chased his retreat and puffs of plascrete and pulverized masonry spat from the abused walls of the place.

The Subedar was slowly gaining his wits and groped for his rifle strap, he found the strap, but the rifle was missing, he cursed under his rebreather and threw the strap away.

He reached to his aching rib and felt a still hot gash through his gloves, intense weapons fire sounded outside followed by the rush of boots and shouting men.

Someone began banging on the door, and then he heard the sound of boots ramming against the frame of it.

The enemy was trying to get in.

>> No.21249235
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>>21249165

I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT YOU THINK I FIGHT FOR.

I WILL LITERALLY TEAR YOUR HEAD FROM YOUR BODY AND WEAR YOUR SPINE AS A SCARF.
WHEN IS THE NEW SHIPMENT OF SUPPLIES GETTING HERE? THIS FAGGOT KEYBOARD IS STUCK ON CAPSLOCK.

>> No.21249237

>>21249212
He needed a weapon, the subedar reached for his sidearm and pulled it from its holster.

Haum checked the charge of the laspistol, it was a full green, ten shots, and he had to make it count.

Suddenly the door blew off its hinges and men in light blue and white urban combat fatigues and flak vests barged in rifles to their cheeks.

They weren’t his outfit.

The subedar took aim and fired, the pistol cracked and whined in his hand as he put two cauterized holes through the visors of the first two troopers, but the third leapt away from the door toward a cabinet and flipped the nearby heavy table over as cover.

The Subedar was on his feet and he ran behind a couch as a dozen las shots splintered the wall he was leaning on, just a second ago.

Something clipped his shoulder pad and the sizzling smell of blood entered his nostrils.

Ignoring the pain Haum raised his profile up to a crouch; his pistol aimed at the approximate area of the third trooper and fired three shots.

>> No.21249238
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21249238

We can learn much from the alien tech.

>> No.21249263

>>21249142
>>21249175
>>21249212

You got a pastebin or something?

>> No.21249270

>>21249237
Haum heard a howl and the trooper broke cover with a bayonet affixed lasrifle and charged at the couch the subedar was behind, just then two more soldiers ran into the building weapons up.

The Subedar weighed his options, none of them were good, he was bleeding, nearly out of ammunition and he was sure that the world had just been invaded by the Imperials, also that the poor bastard Var and his beloved carrier had shielded him from the worst of the explosion.

So as pragmatic as he always was accused of the subedar drew his ritual war-knife, consecrated and forged with his blood mixed in the steel and gave a short prayer to the Warp Powers for a worthy death.

With a terrible battle cry to Khorne, the war god, Haum leapt over the shot up couch and laid into the advancing trooper.

The bayonet wielding imperial lunged at him, but his combat armour slid the weapon over his shoulder, the subedar thrust his blade into the exposed neck of the trooper, with a gush of blood the tip erupted on the other side, severing the imperial soldier’s spine.

A momentary struggle the body fell limp on to the subedar, gathering his last reserves of strength and pushed ahead with the body as a shield, the other two troopers fired and the subedar fired the last of his shots in reply all the while advancing at them.

The two remaining imperials fell dead one shot in the neck the other through his visor, the subedar stood there, the limp body resting on him, his knife still stuck in the enemy throat and wondered how he is still alive.

“Blood for the blood god!” Haum whispered as he pried the knife out of the imperials neck and let the body drop like a sack of spoiled grain.

Haum discharged the expended cell from the pistol and retrieved a spare cell for his weapon, slotting it home with a click and whine he checked the scene once more.

>> No.21249281

>>21249206
That's why I'm donating it. =]

>> No.21249285

>>21249263
Nein, all freshly written at the moment.

>> No.21249288
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>>21249238

>> No.21249301

>>21249270
And then he got killed by a passing Chaos Marine for no reason whatsoever.

End.

>> No.21249307

>>21249270
Learning from the enemy dead was a tactical as well as practical priority; the persecution of this crusade and war itself against the Imperium would only succeed through the understanding of the enemy.

The theories and lectures given by the Disciples of Khas said as much, to fight any threat; one must first know what it is.

Haum noticed that they all wore the same fatigues and armour; most carried a lasrifle of a pattern he was unfamiliar with.

However he did identify them as guardsmen and the patched on their shoulders indicated that they were Elysian, it meant nothing to him.
Haum grunted in pain as he bent down and picked up the weapon, a sudden thunderous quake shook the building and heard more of the weapons fire and the rattle of tanks outside, he paused.

Tanks.

Something wasn’t right here, slowly Haum approached the window he came through and peered out at the smoke and fire filled street; mobs of Imperial Guardsmen were racing through it and a couple of immense beastly tanks in rust brown and beige began rolling steadily and firing at distant targets.

The subedar was still amazed at how the Imperials had so thoroughly vexed the planetary defences and landed right into the heart and meat of their occupation in the north-eastern sectors.

Something began clicking in his ear, he realised his vox was still online, he thanked the Gods and dialled his squad code, he got static in reply.

He dialled his company code, nothing.

Haum began fearing the worst now.

He feared that he maybe alone, surrounded by enemies.

>> No.21249352

>>21249235
a corrupt space marine?! Of a founding Legion no less!

I will leave the task of purging you to the Word Bearers.

>> No.21249363
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>>21249190

You can't resist forever.

>> No.21249380
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>>21249363
ARGAHAGRAGRGAGRGARGAJGFAHGARHJAR

>> No.21249566
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>>21249380

Don't be like that baby.

I know how to help you to relax.

You've been fighting for so long, isn't it time you deserve a break?

Something special? I could give it to you.

I could give you everything you could ever desire, and more.

All you need to do is accept that you want it and it will all be yours.

Every. last. thing.

>> No.21249606

>>21248594

I just remembered that this is a worksafe board.

Oh merciful Mods...

>> No.21249644
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21249644

>>21249566
WHAT I WANT IS MORE BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
MUST KILL! MUST KILL! BLOOOD! AHAHAHAHA! BLOOOOOOD!

>> No.21249720
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>>21249644

Oh but Khan baby, we could still slaughter in the name of Chaos... just a different aspect of chaos.

We could do other things too, if you follow me. I'll even let you wear a commissar hate while we do the "other" things.

Excess anger still counts as excess, you're already halfway there.

Won't you just come the rest of the way, for me?

>> No.21249743
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>>21249606
Gratefully posts can be deleted.

>> No.21249808

>>21249743

I'll take my chance.

I don't know what the mods on this board are like but I doubt they'd care too much for an accidental post if it's a one off.

>Inb4 I get banned for this post.

>> No.21249818
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21249818

>>21249720
I KILL FOR KHORNE ALONE AND NONE OTHER! TO ADD SKULLS TO HIS SKULL THRONE!
LET'S SEE HOW CLEVER YOU ARE WITH A CHAINAXE UP YOUR ASS, SLAANESHI WRETCH. I'LL DRINK THE BLOOD FROM YOUR HEART!

>> No.21249842

>>21249743
>Daemonette placement
Oooooooh. Kewl.

>> No.21249889
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21249889

>>21249818

>LET'S SEE HOW CLEVER YOU ARE WITH A CHAINAXE UP YOUR ASS, SLAANESHI WRETCH. I'LL DRINK THE BLOOD FROM YOUR HEART!

You know I love it kinky, baby.

I'll get the whips, you can punish me all night long.

Come and open your present.

>> No.21249918

>>21249818

Also thanks for posting a better version of that pic than the one I had.

>> No.21249959
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21249959

>>21249889
THE ONLY WAY I'M GOING TO OPEN YOU IS WHEN I SPLIT YOU OPEN WITH GORECHILD.

GRAARHGHG CRACK YOU IN HALF! BREAK YOUR BACK! KILL!

>> No.21250000
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21250000

>>21249959

Oh well, I guess Lucius the Eternal was right when he said you weren't enough of a real man to handle me.

He also said you have never satisfied a woman and that the reason Gorechild is so big is because you're compensating fore something.

>> No.21250033
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>>21250000

>fore

Oops, silly me.

It's hard to type when you have a chainsword revving away down there.

>> No.21250046
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21250046

>>21250000
THEN I CHALLENGE HIM TO SINGLE COMBAT, IF HE IS NOT HIDING UNDER THE SKIRTS OF HIS WOMEN. LET US DECIDE ONCE AND FOR ALL WHO IS THE REAL MAN HERE.

GORECHILD IS THE FABLED CHAINAXE OF MY PRIMARCH, OH HARLOT OF THE GREAT WEAKLING. THAT IS WHY IT IS "SO BIG".

NOW SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH. I'LL GUT YOU. GUT YOU! BLOOD! HAHAHAHAHAAA!

>> No.21250084

I dunno guise we can yet dig up some STC.

>> No.21250146
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21250146

>>21250046

Ooh are the boys going to have a fight?

I'll go get Lucius.

Doomrider also says hi.

>> No.21250176
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21250176

>>21250046

This had better be important, I was right in the middle of a drug fuelled fight/orgy on that planet to the left of the one shaped like a vagina.

>> No.21250225
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21250225

>>21250176
FIGHT ME, WEAKLING. FIGHT ME OR BE SHOWN AS THE CRAVEN COWARD I KNOW YOU TO BE. I'LL KILL YOU! EAT YOUR HEART! YOUR SKULL SHALL ADORN KHORNE'S THRONE THIS DAY! KILL! KILL!

>> No.21250272
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21250272

>>21250225

Khan, you enjoy killing right?

And anyone who feels even the slightest satisfaction from killing Lucius painfully morphs into him, okay?

So don't you see that no matter what happens, you still lose?

If he wins you die.
If you win you turn into him and he is reborn.

>> No.21250287
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>>21250272

Doomrider shut up, you'll ruin everything!

>> No.21250313 [SPOILER] 
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>>21250225


Can't we work this out the fun way?

>> No.21250318

>>21250272
That's why the only way we can defeat him is to make someone fall madly in love with them and then trick them into killing him. They will mourn over his death. We then kill that person before their emotions could change.

>> No.21250334
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21250334

>>21250272
Oh Foolish follower of that pathetic excuse of a god. You think Khorne would let that Happen? Khornes Champion Will never die Never mutate and will never loose to you or any of your *spits* Gods followers.

>> No.21250337
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21250337

>>21250313
Man I miss >Greenmarine.

>> No.21250344
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21250344

>>21250272
I HAVE FAITH THAT KHORNE WILL PROTECT ME. HE IS FAR STRONGER THAN THAT WHELP OF A GODLING YOU SERVE. AND THE STRONG FEED ON THE WEAK.
NOW STOP HIDING AND DIE FOR KHORNE, LUCIUS. NNNGH. DIE! GRAHGAHGHAA DIE!

>> No.21250367

>>21250272
>Implying Khorne is gonna let that happen.
Dude isn't gonna let his favored be transformed into some wimp.

>> No.21250370
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21250370

>>21250334

Oh yeah, well... I have a Tau girl.

>> No.21250388

>>21250334
Ya know, I think Khârn's armor is actually attached to him now. That counts as a mutation.

>> No.21250395
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21250395

Kharn denies the witch, and Lucius just dies.

If Slaanesh gets mad about it he/she/it can take it up with Khorne.

You know, the strongest god.

>> No.21250400

I used to bitch about Chaos in threads like this, but I'm building a Xeno Hybris army, so I get to shut my mouth.

>> No.21250407

>>21250334
you're right about one thing, Red. Slaanesh will certainly never defeat you. How could he destroy what has already been beat to death by poor sentence structure?

>> No.21250425

>>21250395
Yeah, in 6e it's kind of a fucking horrible idea to attack Khârn with psychic powers.

>> No.21250427
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>>21250344

So be it! May your every cut be a cacophony of rapturous ecstasy.

>Also I'm running low on Lucius pics and would appreciate it if somebody could dump some.

>> No.21250436

>>21250407
Books are for nerds and sorcerers. Like Ahriman. FIRE NEEDS NO TEACHER! FLAME NEEDS NO INSTRUCTION! KHORNE JUSTIFIES MY IGNORANCE!

>> No.21250445

>>21250337

Yeah.

>> No.21250461

>>21250425

Why? I haven't seen the codex yet.

>> No.21250462
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21250462

>>21250370
Heh Funny our god had a Tau too. So how many Aspects of other gods has your Tau killed?

>>21250407
Form a coherent sentance structure with the Butchers Nails in your head.

It Causes the best Drug and one your pussy god cannot better.

>> No.21250492
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21250492

mfw when the last 3 times I have played, I rolled a 64 for my Sorceror on the boon list to start each game.

>> No.21250494

Hey, how exactly do bikes work in 40k?

All I have is how vultures work in starcraft and jet bikes in dow1 where they are fast ranged platforms with no melée effects.

>> No.21250512 [DELETED] 

Guys, shut the fuck up I'm trying to scheme over here!

It's bad enough that I let Nurgle borrow my toothbrush.

>> No.21250539
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21250539

Guys, shut the fuck up I'm trying to scheme over here!

It's bad enough that I let Nurgle borrow my toothbrush.

>> No.21250570

>>21250461
Always Denies the Witch on a 2+. That means you just wasted a valuable Charge point that Khârn is going to shrug off, and you don't get very many of those.
In fact, few psykers get more than one... which you just wasted.

>> No.21250574
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21250574

hmm this thread seems a brewing with hersey...(i like it)

>> No.21250595

>>21250492
My opponents face the most recent time I rerolled FNP, +1 Armor Save, reroll failed armor saves and fleet. But because I rolled my warlord trait to allow rerolls, I rerolled eternal warrior.

AHAHAHAHAH, best 10 points I've ever spent.

Where is your God Emperor now?

>> No.21250597
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21250597

Hello boys, what's going on here? No heresy, I suspect?

>> No.21250602
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>>21250595
Shit was priceless.

>> No.21250604

>>21250462
man, they must have been really reaching when they recruited you. Good thing the World Eaters never had an essay class as part of their training regimen. How many times did you fail the written portion before you finally got your rhino driving license?

So do you guys always give your lord an Axe of Blind Rage so that he can't read the shit you type, or just so that he has an excuse not to?

What's it like to lose challenges to Dark Angels when Lion El'Jonson chooses 'poetry' as the weapon of choice for an honor duel?

Or is that one over your head too? Let me know when you figure out the Heart of Darkness reference in the Night Lords, you blood-stained plebian. You're only a khorne worshiper because the other three gods have literacy standards.

>> No.21250628

>>21250604
Khorne is pretty much the Lord of Thinking Books are Gay.
The guy hates Tzeentch for a reason.

>> No.21250661

>>21250597

Nope, it's all clear here Robocop.

.... I said that last part out loud, didn't I?

>> No.21250680

>>21250628
I don't mean to burst your bubble here chief, but Kharn is STILL one of the most eloquent motherfuckers in the galaxy.

I saw him just last weekend at Skulltaker's cocktail party, he was talking the merits and flaws of prometheum and warpfire and discussing his own experiences in the sophisticated field of arson on Skalathrax. The guy's a big hit at parties, get's along with everyone.

And he's dating a really cute Tzeentchette, Ahriman introduced them, she's a Black Library clerk or something, works under the Blue Scribes, who are unbeatable at pictionary.

>> No.21250682
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>>21250344

Khan, baby are you still there?

I just wanted to let you know that I don't have any hard feelings, even though you dumped me and said mean things to me.

Infact I've already found somebody new to play with.

>pic related.

Isn't he dreamy?

He has a girlfriend but she doesn't understand him like I do.

>> No.21250703

>>21250628
It's okay.

He reeks of feathers and asshurt. Those same smells that follow any Tzeentch worshipper.

Oh a book written by a man whose last name is Conrad. Oh yippy next your going to tell me these Dark Angels live in a faggot bar?

Chain Axes
Kill you Dead for Khorne
Blood and Skulls.

>> No.21250717

>>21250570

Thanks.

>> No.21250724

>>21250682

Kharn doesn't love you anymore because you grew up, ya dumb broad. Now get off of LIVI, we need the final chapter.

>> No.21250748
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>>21250680

>And he's dating a really cute Tzeentchette

WHAT?!

I'll skin the bitch.

...Not that I'm jealous or anything.

>> No.21250749

Everyone focuses in on Khârn's "reputation" to such an extent that they never give the superhuman, bloodthirsty warrior behind the gore-spattered armor a chance. He's really a swell character, once you take the time to get to know him.
I remember one time, following the assault on Grastal VI's main fortress. Classic Khârn, I swear. The Red Rivers company had been stalled in the trenches for weeks now, and needless to say, we were feeling pretty restless. We hadn't exactly signed our names in blood to our damned contracts to sit around and play in the mud, getting rained on while the enemy got to sit tight in their nice, warm citadel, stocked with food, drink and entertainment. Bastards.
In any case, when we learned that a detachment of World Eaters berserkers were coming in, we brightend up considerably. After all, who DOESN'T like to fight alongside a squad of huge, genetically and surgically altered killing machines, armed with chain-axes and pure hatred? That's what I thought.
So, once they hit the ground, we commenced to assaulting again. The Berserkers, with Khârn in the lead, charged through a breach that we had begun forming at the beginning of the campaign. We come along behind, shooting at whatever the organic sawmills left in their trail.
This is where it got strange though. Instead of heading towards the massive concentration of troops in the middle of the fortress' drill square, he charged straight towards a tower on one side of the sally port. The rest of the berserkers kept charging on, slashing and hacking, and generally having a gay old time. More out of confusion than anything else, I followed along after him.

>> No.21250753

>>21250749

When we got inside, Khârn kept moving with a purpose. I gathered that he'd been here before, at some point in his long history. He charged through a door that I saw, before he smashed it to flinders, bore a sigil in a vaguely man-shaped design.
'He's not...' I wondered briefly, following him in, before I saw that yes, Khârn the Betrayer had just charged into the Male latrine during the storming of the fortress.
He turned, saw me standing in the doorway, for lack of a better word, gob-smacked. He reached for something on his belt, and I swear one of his helmet eye-lenses flickered off for a second.
"WATCH THIS," he shouted, pressed a button on the device he pulled off his belt, then dropped it into one of the bowls, then pressed a lever with a bizarre lightness of touch.
For a moment, nothing happened.
Then the melta bomb detonated, somewhere in the bowels (literally! ) of the fortress. I could hear explosions throughout the structure, along with bizarre-sounding gurgles and splashing.
Then every bowl in the room erupted with a fountain of vile-smelling liquid that might, once, have been water. They joined together, after smashing through the ceiling, and formed a huge tidal wave that swept me out of the room, along the corridor, and out of the fortress itself.
The told me later in medical that Khârn himself pulled me out of the wall opposite the doorway he charged into initally, telling the medics "MY BAD."
... Classic Khârn, I tell you.

>> No.21250755
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>>21250724

Would this form please Khan more?

>> No.21250766

So I haven't seen the 6th edition codex yet. Any new lore or fluff that's interesting?

>> No.21250778

>>21250682
Daemonette Tithat is best hat.

>> No.21250794
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>>21250680
I'm pretty sure that's the closest thing to Chaos heresy I have ever heard. Well played.
However, I am not and have never "dat[ed] a Tzeentchette". I have a consort of my own, whom I hand picked. Even if I tired of her, I would not have any shortage of daemon brides so as to push me to defile myself with a facet of that accursed bird god.
I'm afraid I'm going to send Karanak for your head now. I'm sure you understand.

>> No.21250796
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>>21250778

second best.

>> No.21250797

>>21250766
Like in Rogue Trader, humanity's best hope is to evolve into a race of stable psykers.

Squats are back.

>> No.21250801

>>21250797
Shit I thought you meant 6th edition main rulebook, not the chaos codex.

>> No.21250805

>>21250766
We finally have some stuff about post-Daemon Prince Pertuabo. He destroyed a Forge World with a virus.

>> No.21250812
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>>21250682
>>21250755
WHEN MY BOOT IS ON YOUR NECK, YOU WILL UNDERSTAND MY "FEELINGS" TOWARDS YOU.
KHORNE WILL BE PLEASED THAT DAY.

>> No.21250819

FOR CHAOS!!!!!

>> No.21250823

>>21250796
Why do I picture a heated fight between two player about weather or not he can claim to be 25% -50% in cover.

>> No.21250834
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>>21250812

Why don't you love me. All I want to do is make you happy!

>> No.21250845

>>21250753

pfft... my story is better.

There were victory celebrations, that much I can remember. Then the blood and other body fluids flowed.

I woke up on some busted old bed in the remains of what was the Planetary Governor's palace, my blood-and-filth encrusted shirt half-draped out a nearby window. My head was ringing and as I groaned and rolled to my left, I came eye to eye with what I thought was one of those Sororitas. For a moment my heart skipped a few beats.

It all came back slowly. She was one of those holy ladies once, but she realized she liked burning and cutting things more than actually praying. Now she was just like me, only with more tattoos to Khorne and a rusty nail put through her lip.

"Hey there beast" that fallen lady grinned, before kissing me on the cheek and giving me a big ol' scar in the process with her 'jewelery', "You guys were phenomenal"

"'You guys'?" I groaned out, whilst rubbing my cheek. It was then I became aware of a shuffling behind me, and hurriedly I rolled over.

There was Khârn, still in full armor, reading a newspaper that was a week old, a cigar jammed in his helmet's respirator.

"Great fight." the fallen sister remarked.

Khârn glanced up from his newspaper and stared at me. After a very long moment, he put out his fist. I did the same, and as we brought our fists together, we both shouted "RESPECT KNUCKLES!" as I felt my entire arm shatter.

>> No.21250858

>>21250796
Now stick nette tits on THAT hat and we will have a being more powerful than the god-emperor.

>> No.21250871
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>>21250680
YOU KNOW, I BELIEVE I REALLY NEED HELP WITH MY ATTRACTION TO THOSE WHO MAKE ME ANGRY.
I HATE THAT MAGICAL BITCH. FUCK. THAT'S WHY YOU SEE ME AROUND HER.
I LIKE BEING ANGRY TOO MUCH.
>>21250834
HAPPINESS IS FOR FAGS.
I DON'T LOVE ANYONE. I DESPISE YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR AND I ALWAYS FUCKING HAVE. THAT'S WHY I MADE THE MISTAKE OF DOING THINGS NOT ENTIRELY CONDUCIVE TO KHORNE'S MODUS OPERANDI WITH YOU.

DOOMRIDER, FUCK OFF BEFORE I BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR BIKE.

>> No.21250872

>>21250845

Hey, it's all good... honestly, I just think that more people should realize what a swell guy that Khârn really is...

>kshallbu neat
Is it really, Captcha?

>> No.21250874
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>>21250812

Wait...

>WHEN MY BOOT IS ON YOUR NECK

Erotic asphyxiation?

You know one of my fetishes?

I knew you loved me!

>> No.21250886
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>>21250858

I agree. Somebody make an edit please.

>> No.21250889

>>21250834
The turn Red get a sword wear brass jewellery and bring some skulls to the skull throne and then maybe just "maybe" we talk.

>> No.21250904
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>>21250889

Like this?

>> No.21250912
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>>21250889

>> No.21250924
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>>21250889
CEASE EYEING THE MERCHANDISE, I AM HOLDING A VIOLENT DISCUSSION HERE. YOUR OPINION IS NOT WANTED
>>21250874
EVERYTHING IS YOUR FETISH. STOP TRYING TO DISTRACT ME.
AS I WAS ABOUT TO SAY, TURN RED, GET A SWORD, WEAR BRASS JEWELRY, AND BRING SOME SKULLS TO THE SKULL THRONE AND MAYBE, JUST -MAYBE-, WE CAN TALK.

>> No.21250934
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21250934

>Man I wish I could speak to tell them I really want to go to this poker game or party or whatever. I haven't had a day off in 10 millenia.

............

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>>21250796
Son sit down whilst your seniors speak.

This is by far, the best.

>> No.21250948

>>21250912
This is a good start Now you will need to Renounce your old god and become one with the BLOOD GOD.

Oh and you will be joining our ranks at under Cultist level. I however expect you to rise through the ranks quickly.

>> No.21250950
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>>21250934
>Back when we had bodies this would have never happened.
All is dust... All is dust... All is dust... All is dust... All is dust... All is dust...

>> No.21250961 [SPOILER] 
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<------- HOT ASS HERETICAL SLAANESH PORN

>> No.21250966
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>>21250948
DID I FUCKING STUTTER? STOP TRYING TO STEAL MY PREY BEFORE I CUT YOU IN TWO.

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>>21250924

>EVERYTHING IS YOUR FETISH.

Not everything, don't make me sound like some kind of slut.

I don't like Erectile Dysfunction for one, why d'ya think I broke up with Fabius Bile.

Even with all his weird science stuff he still couldn't perform.

>> No.21250975

>>21250961

Oh shi*BLAM*

>> No.21250985

>>21250961
I still fapped.

>> No.21250988
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>>21250934
>Man I wish I could still speak so I could inform the Sorcerer his robes are tucked into his power armour, Its been like that for the past 2 thousand years and I just know the other squads are laughing at our expense.


........

>> No.21250990
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>>21250950
>Yeah man remember the ass-kickin' parties in Tizca's Square of Joy? I used to get so blazed on Psychneuein dust that I forgot I didn't actually have working junk to bang all the fly shorties with. I remember going to the apothecaries of the Pavoni and bawling like a bitch. Then one of them taught me this cantrip to grow PSYCHIC DICKS temporarily.

>Man I miss that shit. Fucking Ahriman, man. Chief Librarian, more like Chief Gross-Fuckup.

.............

>> No.21250992

>Chaos
>Biggest threat to humanity.

GW can parrot that shit until they're blue in the face, but the fact remains that they have done precisely jaxk fucking shit to actually make them seem threatening

When just reading the fluff they're fucking Dark Eldar tier as far ad seeming like a legit threat goes.

Show, don't tell GW

>> No.21251001

>>21250990
Actually, space marines have dicks.

>> No.21251005
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>>21250934
>>21250950

>Implying these Daemonettes can't figure out a way to rock your world regardless of if you have a body.

The part's only started, c'mon in.

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>>21250992
>jaxk

>> No.21251012
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>>21251001
>No shit numbnuts but they don't actually work. If I could speak i'd tell you to fuck off but the only thing I can do is shoot you.

>Hey, wait.

.............
*points bolter*

>> No.21251016
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>>21250971
A SLUT IS WHAT YOU ARE BY DEFINITION, SLAANESHI TROLLOP. DENY IT NOT.
FUCK I HATE YOU SO MUCH I WANT TO BREAK YOU IN TWO. YOU'VE DONE YOUR JOB, I HAVE ACHIEVED AN ERECTION FROM SHEER APOPLECTIC FURY. I CANNOT EVEN SEE STRAIGHT. GREAT FUCKING JOB.

>> No.21251017

>>21251012
>but they don't actually work
But thats wrong.

>> No.21251021
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>>21250966

Are you just going to take that from him, baby?

A real man would stop someone from trying t steal their girl/warp abomination.

>> No.21251022

>>21251016
>A SLUT IS WHAT YOU ARE BY DEFINITION, SLAANESHI TROLLOP.
But she wants to be YOUR slut, mang. Shit be romantic

>> No.21251023
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>>21251005
>FUCKIN' A!
>Time to get a soul blowjob. Hope the bitch doesn't mind some extra dust.

.............

>> No.21251025

>>21251023
And then the TSon got snorted by a nette.

>> No.21251027
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21251027

>>21250990
>Man, back in those days when we were all mutating I'd grown three Tzeentchdamn dicks. I didn't ask for this.

All... is dust.

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>>21251017
>Y'know what I don't even care. I'm off to get bitches and blow.

.............

>> No.21251034
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21251034

>>21251016

> I HAVE ACHIEVED AN ERECTION

Oh no! I'm so sorry.

Here, let me take care of that for you.

Let me just consult the manual on how to remove power armour.

>> No.21251047

>>21251034

Also I'm running out of Daemonette pics that are at least somewhat worksafe.

>> No.21251051

It sucks so much. I hoped that I'll be able to field a Thousand's Sons or Death Guards army but nothing changed in new codex.

>> No.21251056
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>>21251021
I DON'T EVEN LIKE HER. BUT YOU, YOU'RE A DEAD MAN. COME HERE.
>>21251022
ROMANCE IS FOR FAGS AND SLAANESHIS.
>>21251034
NO... YOU... FUCK.
YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. STOP CONFUSING ME.

>> No.21251061

>>21251047
Then use ones that aren't /tg/-made.
>>21251051
...Plague Marines are still fantastic.

>> No.21251062

>>21251051
You can and they are good. Death Guard's always been super-effective (especially now with the Typhus/Epidemius tactic you're night unbeatable). TS need a bit of fluffing but you can field most things while being true to the fluff. I personally play solid TS.

>> No.21251076

>>21251056
Nah, dude. Romance is all about passion and passion is all about being angry as fucking fuck, but with your dick.

In fact, if you arent tearing that shit up, you are dishonoring Khorne by denying him his blood and hate.

>> No.21251086

>>21251062
So what units I can field with TS and keep fluff intact in your opinion?

>> No.21251105

>>21251061

>Then use ones that aren't /tg/-made.

The ones that I'm finding via google and DA are either god awful or NSFW.

I can't be bothered to ban evade if a mod decides to be a dick and bans me for posting daemon tits.

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>>21251076
I DON'T GET YOUR LOGIC, BUT YOU'RE SAYING THE KHORNATE THING TO DO IS TO USE MY DICK AS THE WEAPON IN BATTLE?
I GUESS THAT SORT OF MAKES SENSE.
I'M STILL CONFUSED, BUT I KNOW WHAT TO DO NOW. FOR THIS, WHEN I KILL YOU, I'LL MAKE IT GLORIOUS.

>> No.21251126

>>21251105
Then shoop the naughty bits out.

>> No.21251136

>>21251116
Yeah, use your dick in glorious combat, and the daemonette's tentacle vagina is your dick's ultimate opponent.

>> No.21251137
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>>21251056

What if I let you hatefuck me till I bleed? That counts as blood for the blood god, right?

Everybody wins

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>>21251086
Well, anything really. Remember the two vital bits of fluff:

- The TS are fragmented warbands given orders by Magnus to go fetch shit from across the universe.
- MAGIC, AIN'T GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT (but if you want to make sense, you do and that's not bad).

Apart from generic Rubrics, Rubric Terminators and a Sorceror HQ, I field:

- Forgefiends: Sphinx colossi infused via a ritual by a host of daemons, making it animate and very, very angry.
- Obliterators: Mind-shackled prisoners of war gained from defeat rival chaos warbands. In battle, mind-controlled by sorcerors from atop the Battle Barge in orbit. Out of battle, they are kept in stasis much like Imperial Eversor Assassins.
Sometimes I also field:
- Cultists: The tortured souls of Terra's ancient warriors are ripped from the Warp and unleashed on Terra's current defenders. bit of a trolltastic tzeentchian slap to the face to LOYALIST DOGS.
- Warpsmith: Otherwise known as Legion, he is a Sorceror who attempted to call upon the spirits of the long-dead members of the Pyrae cult in the ruined husk of Prospero. A Psychneuein attack distracted him during a crucial part of the ritual and in that instance, the souls of the Pyrae tore his soul to shreds and merged together in one body. (Pyrae were technomancers AND pyromancers, fits well with inbuilt meltagun/flamer)
- Dark Apostle: Also known as The Ambassador, the is the Sorceror Lord's personal advisor. A sorceror possessed by the will of Tzeentch himself, he puts a voice to the Changer of Ways' wishes directly to his mortal servants.

Be creative and enjoy your hobby!

>>21251027
> I didn't ask for this.

>> No.21251148

>>21251138
Why do you need an explanation for cultists?

>> No.21251158
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21251158

>The Long War will never end
>You will never succeed where Horus did not.

>> No.21251169

Rolled 52

>>21251158
Even the Chaos Gods shudder when faced with the monster that is GW.

>> No.21251179
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>>21251137
YES. FINE. THIS HAS BEEN EXPLAINED TO ME.
I AM GOING TO OBLITERATE YOUR ENTIRE BODY WITH MY PENIS. YOU WILL BE SMASHED LIKE THE ARMIES I HAVE FACED. THOUGH YOUR ESSENCE MAY REFORM IN THE WARP, YOU WILL NEVER RECOVER.

THOUGH I'M NO LONGER SURE HOW TO TAKE THIS ARMOR OFF. OR IF IT'S POSSIBLE TO TAKE IT OFF. NEVER NEEDED TO.

>> No.21251180

>>21251148
You don't, I just made that bit up because I bought a box of LotR Army of the Dead. 20 models for 22~ euros? yes please!

>> No.21251213

>>21251138
>Rubric Terminators
wat

>> No.21251215
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>>21251179

YES!

I can't wait to-

Is... is that Vance Stubbs over there?!

Sorry Khan, maybe another time.

Vance, baby! it's your favourite snuggle muffin.

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>>21251179
>>21251215

>> No.21251241

>>21251213
Terminators with fancy headresses. Not Rubric Terminators gameplay-wise but I call them as such.

A Rubric Marine is a soul en/cased in power armour. Dead Rubrics can be called back from the warp and encased in new armour. Using this logic, doing the same process just with Terminator Armour instead isn't far-fetched at all.

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>>21251215
EH, WHATEVER. ANOTHER SKULL FOR THE PILE.
KILL! MAIM! BURN!

>> No.21251285

>>21251241
Yes, but still, they aren't fearless, don't shit infernobolts and stuff. Not real rubrics...

>> No.21251320
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>>21251213

Rubric terminators

>> No.21251337

>>21251320
I know what it suppose to be, I'm bitching about not having rules for them.

>> No.21251345

>>21251337

Yes

It sucks

GW hates chaos, we'll just have to deal with it and learn to like our lazy reprint of the last codex

>> No.21251355

>>21251285
I said they are rubrics in name only. You can sorta fluff it that since they aren't led by a sorceror they don't have access to inferno bolts (since they are normal bolts with MAGIC).

If it bothers you that much, fluff them as simply champions of the cause, normal CSM recruits who have proven worthy of Terminator Armour. Or just don't use them, I'm sure you can come up with something.

>> No.21251522

>>21251355
And rubrics MUST be led by sorcerer. Yeah I know what you mean and understand why ppl use them and think they are consistent with fluff. My point is that it's hard to use normal terminators and call them rubric in point of rules' view.

>> No.21251535

Anybody want to dump some art? My 40k folder is... lacking.

>> No.21251881
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21251881

In fealty of Moot, our undying lord, and by the grace of his divine will. I declare exterminatus upon this thread.

I hereby sign the death warrant of an entire thread and consign all it's posts to oblivion.

May forum justice account in all balance.

The mods protect.

>> No.21252332

>>21251881
mods don't do shit

>> No.21252339

>>21251881
moot is a faggot

all shall burn at the hands of kimmo

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>>21252332

What did you just say about the Mods? Don't you know that they're Moot's angel's of death?

>> No.21253374

>>21252339
The Kimster was slain long ago, son.
Shame, really.
He was amusing.
Now I have to get my fix from /q/.

>> No.21253558

>>21250272
Slaanesh would have to fight Khorne for Kharns soul, and we all know how that ended up last time they fought.

>> No.21254424

>>21248231
>>21248253
Cease your temptations and folly.
I have no desire for the power you offer me,
nor the life you seek to give me,
My soul is my own,
And no Man, King Or God will tell me otherwise.
Be Purged In Flame.

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