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[ERROR] No.21244847 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Hey /tg/, I have a question.

Exactly what are Gork and Mork? The fluff is extremely confusing about these things, because at times it states the 4 Chaos gods are the only ones and the most powerful, and others it say that things such as Gork, Mork and the unknown source of the Tyranid synapse are stronger than the Chaos undivided.

So what is right and what isn't?

>> No.21244902

>A pair of K cup boobs.

>> No.21244919

>>21244847
its one of those things that depends on who is saying it and they're probably all lying anyway. Orks think Gork and Mork are the strongest, Chaos think their respective gods are the strongest etc.

>> No.21244922

I have a better question for you OP,

Why iz you muckin about?

Get back to waaghin, ya git.

>> No.21244961

>>21244902

wat

>> No.21244962

over 9000 hours in lexicanum

>Gork and Mork are the twin gods of the Orks. Ork traits and emotions have a reflection in the warp the same as the traits and emotions of Humans and Eldar do. These Ork traits manifest in the form of the strong, belligerent, and indestructible Ork gods Gork and Mork. The difference between the two gods is very subtle, Gork being brutal but cunning while Mork is cunning but brutal. The upshot is Mork hits you when you aren't looking and Gork hits you harder when you are. The strength of Gork and Mork is too strong to ever be quelled and when confronting the gods of other races they can never truly be vanquished.[1]

Both gods are believed to offer help to individual Orks in battle, but in the grand scheme, it doesn't matter which god is worshipped. Generally, Gork is worshipped by the regular boyz as a more direct manisfestation of brutal power, when Mork is the God of Oddboyz, the cunning Orks like Meks and Weirdboys.

>The titanic Ork Gargants are constructed in the two gods' image; consequently, they are living idols and war machines. The Mekboys who build them work from a vision held within their imagination, usually inspired during times of Waaagh.

>> No.21245016

One of dem is brutal, anna other is cunnin'

>> No.21245033

>>21244902

random

>>21244962

That is what I mean. If you read the articles of the Chaos Gods it says they are the greatest ones. Articles contradict each other

>> No.21245095

>>21245033
They are the greatest for the ORKS but not for anyone else.

>> No.21245115

>>21245033
>Whaa whaa, I can't handle cognitive dissonance

>> No.21245121

>>21245033
It's almost like we're viewing the universe from many biased sources

>> No.21245122

>mfw the anons don't know about Waaagh chan.

Late night /tg/ is best /tg/

>> No.21245147

>>21245122
Oh god I forgot about Waaagh Chan. So amazing love Late Night /tg/

>> No.21245186

>>21245033
>Articles contradict each other

That's the point, bro.

>> No.21245188

>>21244962
So since Orks easily outnumber humans, and their gods aren't divided against each other the way the Emperor and the Chaos Gods are, does that mean Gork and Mork are that much stronger? Or does each faction just get its own pantheon of equal power to everyone else's?

>> No.21245190

>>21245122

>Waaagh chan

Aren't Cultist Chan and Taucron enough for you fucks?

>> No.21245223

>>21245033

The chaos gods represent the manifestations of various emotions; rage (Khorne), Love (nurgle), avarice (slannesh) and er ... Tzeench.

Gork and Mork do brutal and cunning (respectively) because Orks dont into emotional.

Its like comparing apples and oranges, they have different fields of intrests.

>> No.21245239

>>21245122
>>21244902

K cup Orkess? I wouldn't mind to see

>> No.21245241

>>21245190
But waaagh chan is 3D pig disgusting...

>> No.21245276

>>21245241

Then why is she waaagh chan if she isn't an ork?

>> No.21245299

>>21245241

>3DPD K cup

What? seriously???

>> No.21245329

>>21245121
Oi seez wot you done 'dere.

>> No.21245335

>>21245223
Tzeentch is curiosity

>> No.21245351

Gork and Mork are the strongest of the gods, more powerful than the Chaos Gods, but they have no fucks to give for anything that isn't fighting. The reason they don't have much of an impact on things is because they're usually to busy fighting each other to bother with Chaos.

>> No.21245389

>>21245351
You lost me at Orks the size of planets, GW.

srsly, hasn't anyone else see this shit?

I want CRUNCH for Orks the size of fucking planets.

>> No.21245486

Behold Gork and Mork and despair

>> No.21245550

>>21245486

Horrible

>> No.21245617

>>21245486
looks more liek gork and gork

or gork and barf

>> No.21245637

It is unfortunate the thread the other night ended when it was just getting good.

Oh well. All praise Waaagh Chan.

>> No.21245682

In some old fluff it sates that Orks don't get sick because Gork And Mork stopped fighting each other to beat the tar out of Nurgle when they heard he was developing plagues for Orks.
Gork and Mork have by far the most followers and are therefor the most powerful god sin 40K. But they're too busy fighting each other to give a crap about anything else.

>> No.21245851

>>21245486

since when does Elwood 'play Orks?

>> No.21245913

>>21245486

Poor ork

>> No.21246018

>>21245486
THIN YOUR PAINTS

>> No.21246096

>>21245223
Orks *can* fall to chaos, there is official art of them - it's usually nurgle or khorne though.

Pic related - Nurgle Ork

>> No.21246332

>>21245223
>Gork and Mork do brutal and cunning (respectively) because Orks dont into emotional.

I was under the impression that Gork was cunningly brutal and Mork was brutally cunning. Or maybe it was the other way around. The ambiguity was part of their shtick.

>> No.21249053

>>21245486

PLEASE tell me there is more!!!

>> No.21249075

>>21249053
The thread was destroyed after only 5 or so pictures.

>> No.21249087

>>21249075

share the other 4 pictures?

>> No.21249111

>>21249087
Sorry, I didn't save them.

I think there was a thread on /r/ with the collection. I couldn't say where it is.

Again, apologies.

>> No.21249213

>>21245682
Which is bullshit. Nurglite orks show up in the 6e CSM codex.

>> No.21249236

>>21246096
Only Stormboyz tend to follow Khorne. Genestealer cults can actually fall to Chaos as well.

>> No.21249318

>>21249236
Speaking of which, there are orkstealers.

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