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Heresy thread

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Heresy is a bad 40k meme and you should feel bad.

>> No.21207609

>>21207583
Iz dis grok serious?

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>>21207583

You know what everyone's gonna say in response to that sentence.

>> No.21207641

>>21207609
He's right, though. I don't even know what it is supposed to convey. I mean, it only makes sense in context, as a rip-off of Nemesis the Warlock. On an imageboard, walling someone "a heretic" just sounds awkwardly tryhard-nerdy.

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>> No.21207667

>>21207583

That sounds like heresy to me.

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Sure smells like heresy in here!

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>> No.21207698

>>21207641
It's a blanket term that stands for everything you do not stand for. At it's most basic level, it's just another us-them label.

In this case, it's filthy xeno influence.

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>>21207673
yup, its all heresy

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Heresy you say?

>> No.21207736

>>21207641
Never thought I'd have to explain this on /tg/ but here goes...
Heresy is a reminder that /tg/'s favorite pass-time is so try-hard in its grimdarkness, that it's silly even in context. Heresy is us making fun of that by making it purposely silly in EVERY context.
It's a reminder not to take things like our games too seriously, because at the end of the day they're just games, and we can easily wind up being just as draconian if we let ourselves fall into taking our games that seriously.

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ヘレシー!

>> No.21207752

>>21207583
I hate memes. Everyone should hate memes.

>> No.21207754

>>21207746
YARRICK NO

WHO DID THIS

>> No.21207763

>>21207736
Frankly, between taking 40k seriously, and taking my future as a wageslave seriously, I'd prefer taking 40k seriously.

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>> No.21207775

>>21207736
True, but I hate when people try to use heresy like it's a legit argument.

>> No.21207781
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Did someone say heresy?

>> No.21207785

>>21207775
People actually do that outside of lore arguments?

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>> No.21207800

>>21207785
Yes, it happens and it grinds my gears.

>> No.21207803

>>21207790
that shoulder badge on the sister...real subtle GW

>> No.21207832

>>21207803
Rogue Trader GW is my favorite GW. Shit is just batshit insane.

>> No.21207852

40k's "Heresy"=MLP's "Friendship"

Remember that /tg/ was made to get 40k out of /b/ just as /mlp/ was made to get ponies out of /b/.

>> No.21207915

>>21207583
>he says as he photoshops a picture with the autism meme and posts it

>> No.21207947

>>21207852
/mlp/ was made to get MLP out of all boards because they couldn't stay on /co/ and /co/ was getting really sick of all the MLP getting in to everything at a rappid rate.

>> No.21207955

>>21207915
I actually found it in a 40k thread here on /tg/.

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>>21207754
Sorry, don't remember, someone on Pixiv. There's a bunch of them.

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>> No.21208055

>>21207768
Daemonifuge turned in to a dreadnought?

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Even Macha!

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wat

>> No.21208118

>>21208069
I hate this style of art. Everyone looks to be under 15 and blobby.

>> No.21208122

Fuck your heresy, demon sex is the best sex.

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>>21208118
I love this style of art. Everyone looks to be under 15 and blobby.

>> No.21208198

So, I was playing a 3v3 eldar only DoW2 match, and I ended the game with 666 of the eldar combat resource.

I think I accidentally a whole Slaanesh.

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There was no Khorne, I think.

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And the last and cutest.

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>>21208031
Used http://saucenao.com
Found it.
http://www.pixiv.net/member.php?id=1306682

>>21208260
There is.
Pic related.

>> No.21208447

>>21208260
I'd let her keep my secrets, if you catch my drift.

>> No.21208585

>>21207800

Maybe it was a joke you know, I don't think anyone could call something heresy in a serious manner.

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>>21208595

>> No.21208614

did i hear heresy?

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Did i hear hersey?

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Because i thought i heard someone say heresy.

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>>21207781

>> No.21208711

>>21207518
Who drew this? I really like it.

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>>21208638

No heresy here! No heretek here!

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This thread is unclean, we must purge it.

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>>21208791

Very well, carry on guardsmen

>> No.21208839

What if I want to stick it to the man, think the Imperium is for nerds and don't think the Emperor is a god?

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>>21208839

>> No.21208882

>>21207746
>>21207754
>>21208031
>>21208053
>>21208069
>>21208090
>>21208109
>>21208245
>>21208260
>>21208268
>>21208408

So WRONG... But at the same time it FEELS so right...

captcha heydef follows, song listened "Hey stoopid"... captcha knows

>> No.21208894

>>21208856
Deal with it, nerd.

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>>21208839

You sound like a Khorne worshiper. Emprah-san is disappoint.

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Is this heretical?

>> No.21208920

>>21208905
B-but what if I bathe in the blood of my allies and your most holy servants? Surely, that isn't heresy!

>> No.21208928

>>21208915
Eeextra heretical.

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How much HERESY is Chink?

>> No.21208945

>>21208915
That guard, without her pants and all, is out of uniform and her felinid commissar is clearly reprimanding her as per proper protocol. Nothing wrong here. Now, the daemonette in the background on the other hand...

>> No.21208946

>>21208920
You forgot to call him a "b-baka!"

>> No.21208971

>>21208945
IIRC the IG is a boytoy.

>> No.21208978

>>21208946
That's not how it works.

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>>21208915
It is quite heretical, almost extra heretical.

But I still want Holo getting frisky with a guardswoman...

>> No.21209010

>>21208945
> felinid commissar

That's clearly Leman Russ

>> No.21209020

>>21208945
>felinid commissar

FOOL! DO YOU NOT RECOGNIZE THE VISAGE OF ONE OF THE EMPEROR'S OWN SONS?

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>>21208997

How about this?

>> No.21209036

>>21207719

All the best reasons to worship the God-Emperor.

>> No.21209049

>>21209010
>>21209020
Ah! Forgive me! Whenever I asked about the primarchs, the space marines always went on about how knowledge is power and guard it well and then they pantsed me and stole my coffee mug...

>> No.21209050

>>21208711
http://viral-6.deviantart.com/

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>>21209032
EXTRA HERESY!!! CLEANSE AND PURGE!!!!

>> No.21209081

>40000
>still worshipping malign warp freaks like the Emperor
Enjoy doing the opposite of what he wanted.

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>>21209032

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>>21209032
Extra Heresy. No wait. Heresy Extra? Double Heretical?

Double Extra Heresy? Look, it's so heretical we will have to make new words for how much heresy is in that picture.

>> No.21209131

>>21208933

Chink is always HERESY.

>in_the_41st_millenium_there_is_only_peace_and_love.jpg

>> No.21209139

>>21209056
>>21209082
>>21209113

THE HERESY HAS BEEN PURGED

>> No.21209146

>>21209032
>Sergals
>All their stupid faces are facing the same way, except two which are mirrored because the artist can't draw for shit
>Self insert character with speshul snowflake eyes and try-hard spectacles
>Ponies
>Sergals
-2/10, would not fuck. Also would not download except as discount trolling tool.

>> No.21209148

>>21209032
No! NO! Is just TOO much! Even for me! It got to a point where is heresy even for Chaos! That is!

>> No.21209167

>>21209148

>too heretical even for Slaanesh

O_O

>> No.21209175

>>21209146
Sergals also don't have boobs so it's insulting to Sergals as well.

>> No.21209190

>>21209148
Chaos don't have limits. GW on the other hand does.

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>tried to restore ancient fresco of the emperor
>entire family purged for three generations

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>>21209199
>entire family purged for three generations
>purged
>three generations
Wait a minute...

>> No.21209235

the emprah is a false god

>> No.21209236

>>21209199
It's closer to what his current status in the fluff is.

>> No.21209242

>>21208882
This is an excellent tag line for Chaos.
>Join Chaos TODAY! Don't just take it from us, hear what other happy renegades have to say about sweet, sweet heresy!
"So WRONG... But at the same time it FEELS so right..."
>Enlist today and get a free Nurglite! Remember, as Barry the Bouncy Bloodthirster says - STOP WORSHIPPING THE CORPSE GOD AND START DROWNING YOURSLEF IN BLOASAASGARBLEGARBLEGABRLE!

>> No.21209254

>>21209217

Obviously they have the common decency to let you have heirs, then they purge you.

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>>21209266
It's missing a caption, I happen to have one with it, so here it is.

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>> No.21209301

>>21207719
Forgive my lack of fluff knowledge, but how are they pedos?

>> No.21209315

>>21209301
It was in a thread a long time ago.

>> No.21209316

>>21208585

You're overestimating the intellect of the average 4chan user. I'd hazard that most people who use HERESY in response to threads don't understand the actual joke like you laid it out.

>> No.21209318

>>21209301
/tg/ meme.

>> No.21209321

>>21209301
>Catholic Space Nazis
>Catholic

Also an older /tg/ thing.
Also /ss/ is cool.

>> No.21209327

>>21209217
>>21209254
In the case of the Jesus one in Spain, it was some 90-year-old grandma.

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>>21209285
At least others can edit to their liking

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Heresy, you say?

>> No.21209344

>>21209333
She used to be so adorable... Dranon must be proud.

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>> No.21209369

>>21209333
>Cultist-chan, from retarded meme to Mary Sue
>A documentary by Faptau.

>> No.21209370

>>21209315
>>21209318
>>21209321
Ahh, Dark Heresy - I getcha now.

I remember PapaN making a joke about Sororitas and /ss/ in Heretical Love 2. I dunno why I didn't make the connection. Cheers guys.

>> No.21209373

>>21209333
Is there any more of the badass that Cultist-chan grows up to be?

>> No.21209379

>>21209361
my body is ready.

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>>21209344
Better? :)

>> No.21209388

>>21209344
More like relieved of not having to drag her around anymore.

>> No.21209395

>>21209333
Don't like her as warmaster.

>> No.21209407

>>21209388
Proud, but mostly relieved, in that case.

>> No.21209418

>>21209333
>>21209395
Abaddon was better as Warmaster.

Shame he disappeared into the warp during that 14th Black Crusade of his. Things were actually looking good for Chaos.

>> No.21209430

>>21209386
I know, is weaboo style but still, just look at those eyes

>> No.21209442
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There is very little of badass Cultist.

Normal cultist is better anyway

>> No.21209449

>>21208840

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsy62VtKED4&list=FL6v-9V9VmyyFv8HrKJb7QHQ&index=47&featur
e=plpp_video

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Moving on to this fine Eldar lady now...

>> No.21209461

>>21209418
I just can't see her being enough like Commander Megatron-Cobra.

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>>21209460
Back to cultist now

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How about this fine lady now?

>> No.21209547

>>21209449
Magnificent... Truly magnificent...

>> No.21209607
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To continue...

>> No.21209608

>>21209512
Yes.

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>>21209449
Fucking epic, the background music is just fucking perfect. LOL!

>> No.21209639

>>21209512
>>21209607
>notsureifheresy.jpg

>> No.21209652

What exactly would radicals like Xanthist or Xeno Hybris Inquisitors consider heresy? And would a squad of Sororitas follow an Inquisitor who had a Hellblade or a Hellrifle, or who included a Farseer or some other xeno in their retinue?

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For the emperor...

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>>21209512

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Protecting the imperium...

>> No.21209739

>>21209652
Not obeying an inquisitor is heresy.
Unless of course that inquisitor is branded a heretic or traitor by the inquisition.

Not all radicals are considered traitors or heretics by the inquisition. Its mostly down to how much influence they have on the inner circles of the inquisition.

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Jokes on you I was only pretending to be heretical.

>> No.21209829

>>21209512
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hsy62VtKED4&list=FL6v-9V9VmyyFv8HrKJb7QHQ&index=47&fe
atur
>e=plpp_video
>>21209607
>>21209676
>>21209696
>>21209732
>>21209752
It would seem as if the Adeptus Sororitas have retaliated against this moderately heretical thread.

>> No.21210022

>>21208997
That's Leman Russ.

Long story.

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>> No.21210202

>>21210136
Now THAT is pretty fucking heretical. Can anyone top it?

>> No.21210279

>>21210136
>''Brother-Captain Vermillion from the proud chapter of the Rainbow Warriors discovers an evil conspiracy inside the Holy Ecclesiarchy. Can he and his brothers stop the vicious Sister Sin and her minions from creating female Space Marines with the stolen gene-seed of their chapter?''

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>>21210279
thats my entire deathwatch campaign in two fucking lines....shit

>> No.21210548
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>>21209829
Hooray! Drinks are on me!

>> No.21210654

>>21210548
I love that pic. Wasn't there some writefaggotry to go with it? Is it archived on 1d4chan?

>> No.21210694

>>21210548

>induction port

hue

>> No.21210730

>>21210202

Rainbow Warriors were a real chapter though, I guess C.S. Goto writing anything is pretty heretical though.

>> No.21210741

>>21210279
Holy fuck that sounds awesome go get hired by BL

>> No.21210755

>>21210548

SSSHHHHLLLLLUUUURRRRP

>> No.21210760
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Is Horus invited?

>> No.21210788

>>21210654
Yes and yes.
I never finished it.

>> No.21210823

>>21210788
Too bad, I liked it. Care to help an anon out with a link to the writefaggotry in question?

>> No.21210879

>>21210823
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Hangover+Mechanicus
Maybe I will finish it one of these days. Life and writers block both hit me at the same damn time and then I just sort of dropped the project. Sorry about that.

>> No.21210895

>>21210879
Don't be sorry. Your contribution is appreciated. And thanks for the sauce.

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>> No.21212984

>>21210895
Its nice to know some people liked it. I might finish it one of these days, but dont hold your breath.

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>>21207518

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>>21207518
>>21212995

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>>21212995
>>21213003

>> No.21213053
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>>21209460
That's one of those rants you wish you could pull off in real life just once.

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>> No.21213081

>>21213068
>skull
>Money, cash, moolah, thrones, etc, etc

FTFY

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>>21213010

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>>21213092

>> No.21213160

>>21208260
>No Khorne
How does it feel knowing the best God was kept safe?

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>>21210279
Was an April Fool from the German Lexicanum.

>> No.21213270

>>21213160
>the best God was kept safe
You're right. Gork and Mork remain pure. As for Khorne...>>21208408

>> No.21213343

>>21213270
>best god was kept safe
>best god
>god

Gork and Mork
>and mork
>and

CAN YOU EVEN COUNT YA GITZ? US ORKS GOTS TOO GODS NOT ONE

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>> No.21213377

>>21213355
Don't fucking give them ideas

>> No.21213416

>>21213355
Is it bad that I automatically assumed that YES, that was something GW would totally do?

>Mattias Wardus seal of approval

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Did someone say HERESY?

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Well here you go!
http://hijiribe.donmai.us/post/index?tags=warhammer_40k

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Possible heresy,

>> No.21214148

>no actual heresy discussion
This thread is disappointing. I want to frolic in the gardens of Nurgle and suckle sweet heroin from the multiple teets of a deamonette, not complain about weeaboo pictures.
Here's a question. If the chaos gods chose to amplify the worst in you and raise you to deamonhood, what kind of deamon would you be?

>> No.21214803

>>21213591
Emperor is best servant?

>> No.21218253

>>21214148
malal hipster deamon lord

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I was saying to a friend one time that, for a joke, Ward should add a Wargear item to either the Grey Knights or the Ultramarines codex called "Matthais' Ward" or something like that. It would do something like make the user immune to ranged fire or give them a 1+ invulnerable save or something equally as cheesy.

>> No.21220956

>>21209461
Commander Megatron-Cobra is Archaon the Everlosing. Complete with doing a "CHAOOOS! RETREEEEAT!" after getting headbutted by an ork.

>> No.21220959

>>21209652
Sororitas are hardline Monodominants. They will actually attack Inquisitors they find heretical.

>> No.21220971

>>21210760
>the Empror crying anything but RIGHTEOUS TEARS FOR YOUR APOSTATE SOUL
Extra double deluxe heresy.

>> No.21220981

You know, speaking of the Sororitas, has anyone noticed that their Battle-Prayer is pretty much the prayer from A Canticle For Leibowitz, just slightly altered?

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>mfw this thread

>> No.21221004

>>21220981
From "A Canticle For Leibowitz":

“A spiritu fomicationis,
Domine, hibera nos.

From the lightning and the tempest,
O Lord, deliver us.

From the scourge of the earthquake,
O Lord, deliver us.

From plague, famine, and war,
O Lord, deliver us.
“From the place of ground zero,
O Lord, deliver us.

From the rain of the cobalt,
O Lord, deliver us.

From the rain of the strontium,
O Lord, deliver us.

From the fall of the cesium,
O Lord, deliver us.

“From the curse of the Fallout,
O Lord, deliver us.

From the begetting of monsters,
O Lord, deliver us.

From the curse of the Misborn,
O Lord, deliver us.

A morte perpetua,

Domine, libera nos.

“Peccatores, te rogamus, audi nos.

That thou wouldst spare us,
we beseech thee, hear us.

That thou wouldst pardon us,
we beseech thee, hear us.

That thou wouldst bring us truly to penance,
te rogamus, audi nos.”

>> No.21221005

>>21221004
The Fede Imperialis:

A spiritu dominatus,
Domine, libra nos,
From the lighting and the tempest,
Our Emperor, deliver us.
From plague, temptation and war,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the scourge of the Kraken,
Our Emperor, deliver us.

From the blasphemy of the Fallen,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the begetting of daemons,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
From the curse of the mutant,
Our Emperor, deliver us,
A morte perpetua,
Domine, libra nos.
That thou wouldst bring them only death,
That thou shouldst spare none,
That thou shouldst pardon none
We beseech the, destroy them.

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The lack of LCB in a heretic thread is heresy in of itself.

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>>21222132
>talking about dead heretics

>> No.21222257

>>21222147

Love can bloom, even on an autopsy table.

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