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So /tg/, your PC walks into the dragon's chamber, ready to slay the beast and claim its hoard.

And suddenly you see this.

What you do, /tg/?

>> No.21091285


Punch the DM in the face

>> No.21091288

slay beast and claim horde?

>> No.21091290
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Why the fuck does that dragon have a flashlight in its jaws?

>> No.21091293

Why is that the most unnerving thing about this picture?

>> No.21091294

Sage the thread
I don't want a damn wat do

>> No.21091300

Table flip, moonwalk away.

>> No.21091301

Roll to see if you report the post /tg/ and if so how hard.

>> No.21091304

>Dragon maid wat do


>> No.21091309

I'm not proud of myself for this
[spoilers]Roll to seduce dragon[/spoilers]

>> No.21091312

This, why would you play with people like that

>> No.21091315



>> No.21091321

So this is what happens when a dragon makes proper use of it's high charisma.

I'm scared

>> No.21091322

It's not *technically* porn.


>> No.21091328
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I call in the BEEEEEEEES to mask my escape.

>> No.21091331

Ponder for a moment, then wonder HOW a western dragon acquired that much silk.

>> No.21091343

>Red Dragons are Chaotic Evil

Nope, No man could survive that! I turn 360 and walk away

>> No.21091353

Kick DM in the dick, pack my shit, leave the dungeon, erase my hard drive, call the cops, and 404 the building.

>> No.21091372


I gotta go with anons on this one.

Fuck furries.

>> No.21091376

This was my first thought even before I read the post.

>> No.21091379


Don't ask questions you won't like the answer to.

>> No.21091389


It's a bleeding feather duster. Not a flashlight.

>> No.21091392

It's a feather duster. It's hard to see the white feathers against the light background.

>> No.21091394

The longer I stare, the funnier it gets. The story is tl;dr but the end-of-campaign reward for a player last campaign was marrying a red dragon who had been a recurring NPC. I will now show him this and laugh.

>> No.21091398

why does that dragon have hair???

>> No.21091403

You bet I cleave and smite her.


>> No.21091409

Actually I'm probably the one who encouraged the DM to do it. I'm busy howling with laughter at the expressions the rest of the players are wearing.

>> No.21091412

Really? I thought it was a lightmace. Like a lightsaber only...not.

>> No.21091416

as a DM:
question why I ever thought to put this in the game?

>> No.21091418

Tell it anyways, it sounds interests.

Totally not looking to get my d'aww fix. Nope

>> No.21091431
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1st I'd ask him why his underwear is on upside down, then I'd report him to my kingdoms INS department. Magical Illegals are still Illegals, and as an upstanding paladin & citizen, it is my duty to report him to the law.

>> No.21091432

I concur, I'd love to hear the tale

Totally not into sappyness, nope

>> No.21091439
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Roll for initiative.

>> No.21091448

I look about to make sure I am not a pizza boy or mechanic of some sort before saying. "If you want we can come back and do this whole Cleave and Smite, loot plundering thing later." before just walking back the way I came.

I am reminded of a story about a bard who do to an unlucky social chart roll had a dragon fall in love with and attempt to have a relation ship with him. I now can just imagine the scene of him walking into his home, seeing this and walking right back out with the dragon curling up it's fist and going "One of these days...one of these days"

>> No.21091460

My actual reaction is something along the lines of, "So, uh, you weren't kidding when you said you were bored with the same old, same old, were you?"

On /tg/, though, it would be:
>Slap the DM
>Stand up, knocking my chair over
>Hold out hand, summon hat to spin through the air to my hand
>Pull hat onto my head
>Pull down the front
>Moonwalk up the stairs and out the front door

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Funny, but still Roll for initiative. Then fucking unload everything I got, even that quite expensive scroll of Meteor Swarm. Suffer not the furry to live.

>> No.21091482

Don't forget putting on the monocle, lighting a cigar off of That Guy's face and grow a handlebar mustache.

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Tell us, tell us!

>> No.21091510

You're absolutely correct, I did.

Though, with the proper reparations it would look more like:

>Pop my monocle
>Slap the DM with a glove
>Stand up, knocking my chair over in a gin-soaked rage
>Hold out hand, summoning the butler to throw it, spinning, to my hand
>Light my cigar with a match struck against That Guy's face
>Tap the hat onto my head, pulling the brim down over my eyes
>Turn 1080 degrees
>Moonwalk up the stairs and out the front door while performing a gentlemanly bow

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This is the only correct answer.

>> No.21091521

So, OP wanders around Lulz.net, and finds this piece of shit drawing, then spams it on /tg/. Wat do?

>> No.21091522
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When I first saw this picture I thought "now that's just silly" before masturbating to it.

Then I thought about making a WAT DO thread on /tg/ and thought better of it.

Now I see someone's beaten me to the punch.

>> No.21091536
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Get someone to make some adorable feels-inducing writefaggotry.

>> No.21091542

Only way you'd know it was from lulz is if you posted there recently.

Also for all you know he got it off Herpy.

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New shoes, new shooo-ooo-ooo-oooes!

>> No.21091569

If I wasn't a depressed unmotivated piece of shit I might write some

but alas

>> No.21091570

Didn't write it for this thread, and never actually finished it, despite writing it months ago, but this is relatively on-topic;


>> No.21091578

It keeps growing.
God dammit /tg/ I had faith in you

>> No.21091589

Hey, I was in that thread!
Good times, good times.

>> No.21091595

Oh, I admit I'm a xenophile. I don't repost furry shit from lulz on /tg/, and I certainly wouldn't make this piece of shit thread.

OP is an ass and is one of the reasons /tg/ sucks.

>> No.21091600

I can respect that. I'm in the same boat. Hence why I didn't make this thread even though I knew it would make me laugh to do so.

OP clearly was not as strong.

>> No.21091609

Alright. I have to warn you that I will miss large chunks because for the last campaign I only sat in on one session and helped the DM design some of the encounters in exchange for storyteim.

The setting is Evertide: a world where, surprisingly enough, the majority is covered by water speckled with smaller landmasses. Naval power is best power and magic has been weakened but not nearly eliminated. Along the heroes' journey, they planeshift to the burning seas in a blind panic: a hell-scape plane that is home to tieflings, changlings, dopplegangers, and plenty of other interesting things. In order to get here rather than a TPK, multiple party members had to burn off single use items and rely on blind luck. It's here they find a city where time is relative to how far you are from ground zero but that's a story for another day.

>> No.21091610

You know, you're right.

>> No.21091613 [DELETED] 

Alright. I have to warn you that I will miss large chunks because for the last campaign I only sat in on one session and helped the DM design some of the encounters in exchange for storyteim.

The setting is Evertide: a world where, surprisingly enough, the majority is covered by water speckled with smaller landmasses. Naval power is best power and magic has been weakened but not nearly eliminated. Along the heroes' journey, they planeshift to the burning seas in a blind panic: a hell-scape plane that is home to tieflings, changlings, dopplegangers, and plenty of other interesting things. In order to get here rather than a TPK, multiple party members had to burn off single use items and rely on blind luck. It's here they find a city where time is relative to how far you are from ground zero but that's a story for another day.

>> No.21091619

Yay, Storytime!

>> No.21091624

Finding themselves all but naked in the middle of an ocean of lava standing on what amounted to a large rock, the party had a look around. Turns out there actually are two inhabitants of the island: Stan and Scarlet. Stan is an ever-present NPC in the DM's campaigns and seems to always have a fantastic excuse for why he's near the PCs and offering them /EXCELLENT/ deals. For reference, getting into debt with him to get a ship for the burning seas became the plot motivation for the next several months. Scarlet is the heroine of our tale, the femme d'awwwtal.

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For exploring her caves?

Or it's a duster.

I'll go with cave explorer.

>> No.21091638

You can probably imagine the looks on the party's faces when they were ill equipped and a red dragon leaped down from the crags above. However, they soon learned there was a reason she had not swooped: she was scared of heights and flying; the crags were not THAT far above. Yes, she's loosely based on Fluttershy. The party ended up on a quest to recover some precious gem for her and in exchange got a piece of jewelery to summon her when needed, three guesses which party member got the jewelery. I believe it was soon after they arrived that the party managed to convince Scarlet to give them a ride, one of the party members was naked due to the whole 'lack of equipment' thing. Again, three guesses which party member.

>> No.21091651

Why's it got a flashlight?
No, HOW has it got a flashlight?

Am I the only one bothered by this?

>> No.21091654

It's a featherduster.
The feathers are white.

>> No.21091656

It's a feather duster, broseph.

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Stare at the DM for a good minute or so.

...Then I sigh and start some charisma rolls.

The shit my Rogue does literally for treasure.

>> No.21091663

Oh, that makes much more sense.

Wait, no it doesn't.

>> No.21091671

It's a fucking dragon maid.

You're wanting a dragon maid to make sense.

>> No.21091674
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What would Dragonraper do?

>> No.21091678

It's part of the costume, you know, the one she's wearing? The one that is supposed to make her look like a french maid?

>> No.21091682

Protect her honor?

>> No.21091685

Flash forward a story arc and the party has returned to the material plane. Turns out Scarlet is the daugther of the wealthiest dragon on the plane, he runs a free trade island instead of pillaging. She let the fact slip during some conversation, again to a moment of amazing faces. The party had been previously blacklisted from this island due to the dickings of a family known as the Silverferns, but that is another story for another day. They managed to get around the blacklisting with tidings from Scarlet and were given a boon from him to continue on a standard world-saving quest. That is, after they told him their tale and the wizard had to awkwardly explain how and why he rode the dragon's daughter naked.

>> No.21091690

It's DragonHero.
He's rescuing the Dragoness in Distress from the evil princess who held her captive for nefarious purposes.
As he's a vigilante, he didn't kill the evil princess, but instead left her chained up for the authorities.

>> No.21091692

Live up to his namesake.

>> No.21091696

So you would say he rode her bareback, yes?

>> No.21091720


Again I have to skip over many paragraphs of grand adventure for the sake of this story and my time, this time we bring ourselves to the final countdown. Torrin Silverfern is the BBEG. He has been a recurring villain for multiple campaigns and has now killed the gods by forming a monotheistic religion that believes in no true god. He proved the gods did not exist with various rituals, preventing them from acting in whatever area he was demonstrating in and all his churches. He has also legally acquired the amazing sky fortress the players bankrupted themselves to get, back taxes on plundering are a bitch. He had slipped through the PCs' fingers time and again, even having surgery to look like a doppleganger during the burning seas arc. Torrin was was far from done, and had yet to do the act which would piss the party off the most.

>> No.21091722


If the pic were of a gold dragon, the phrase "going for the gold" would have some hilarious new meanings

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God damn it.

>> No.21091746
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Dragons can use magic, you know.

>> No.21091748

The answer to both those questions is elf slaves, that is wat female dragons do with theirs.

>> No.21091750

I am disappointed in you /tg/. This dragon is clearly waiting for someone she is having an affair with. This presents so many opportunities. We could kidnap it, and preform a ransom, as it clearly has a loved one. We could baleful polymorph it, kill it and make it seem like it was a meal she prepared for her mate and watch the naive dragon eat his/her partner, for shits and giggles. You could do something to it (fuck it, kill it, whatever) and frame one of your enemies and watch the other dragon tear your foes apart. There are so many choices I don't know which one to pick, I'd probably do the last one though. If for some reason this dragon is waiting for US, then we have a vary unusual potential ally who is to be exploited, or it is some kind of trap.

>> No.21091758

The party once again called upon Scarlet to carry them forward to victory. This time they had to storm the flying castle before the teleporter-turned-deathstar could be used on the last city faithful to the true gods. They were too late. The city was destroyed and they took the blame, apparently Torrin hadn't bothered to tell the public that he was controlling the castle for some odd reason. He also booby trapped the control room, blowing most of the party to within an inch of their life. Oh, and he had a soulfire weapon: any wound it inflicted could not be healed by magic. Scarlet was in the wrong place at the wrong time and had her left wing cut off by it. One duel for the ages later and the wizard cut off Torrin's head. He got better, she didn't The epic of Torrin is no where near complete but Scarlet was largely shelved for the remainder of the campaign outside of some bonding between the naked wizard and herself. The two got married with her father's blessing during the wrap up, and were then rolled into part of the lore of Evertide.

>> No.21091761
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Or we could fuck it

>> No.21091767

Or you could just run up, squeeze her magic dragon butt, then run out screaming "THE GROOSE IS LOOSE."

>> No.21091800

>Red dragon with only one wing
Oh god she was turned into Flare
A fate I wouldn't wish upon my most hated foe

>> No.21091803

So he's still naked?
Just running about with his wizard's staff swinging?

>> No.21091836

Short, but enough sweetness to induce mild feels.
Danke, storyteller.

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What wouldn't /tg/ fuck?

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>> No.21091872

elven princesses

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Ya got me there.

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>> No.21091885

She looks more green than gold.

>> No.21091887

>Properly doff my hat like a gentlemen
"Forgive my intrusion, Miss, but I have urgent business with the master of the estate."
>"You have urgent business with master Primordius, but he told me nothing of expecting visitors. What is your business here?"
"I am here to slay him!"
>"I see... Well you will have to slay me first!"
>she reveals her feather dusters are a pair of big ass daggers
"Then so be it!"
>I raise my sword and we battle!

>> No.21091893

I think it's not a question of what /tg/ wouldn't fuck so much as what would /tg/ be physically incapable of fucking.

>> No.21091900

The DM is not one of us, he knows not of Flare.

No, I was just being cute.

It's not really my tale to tell and wasn't prepared for a maid dragon - what do thread this evening. I'll ask the DM if he has campaign notes written up so I can take the time do do a proper bardic telling instead of throwing up the key points. Also, the Tales of Torrin Silverfern are well worth your while to read if I can track them down.

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like that would ever stop us

>> No.21091902
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20 gold says you won't spank her mid fight.

>> No.21091908

Yeah, well, there's always the question of how much effort something is REALLY worth.

>> No.21091918

Go for the gold or go home, faggot

>> No.21091930

Assuming I could if I wanted to, but come on! No one else caught on to the idea of her being the battle maid of the dragon you're out to slay?
obviously she'd be loyal to her job, because she's a maid bodyguard, it means giving her a dicking isn't gonna make her change bosses.
And she will fight for her master to the death, who probably took her in when she was abandoned as a kid and raised her in a good home even though it was to be his servant since that's still better than a hard life on the streets.

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>Really bored of /v/
>Go to some of the other boards because why the fuck not?
>Come over here, only ever been here once or twice before
>This is the first thread on page one

Is this something you people do often?

>> No.21091941

>it means giving her a dicking isn't gonna make her change bosses.

You don't know that! You can at least try!

>> No.21091942


All the time motherfucker. Welcome to /tg/

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No, it's usually "elf slave wat do"

or occasionally something else

>> No.21091953

Oh, point of note: I've now jumped in on a campaign set 200 years later. Turns out one of the NPCs we ran into was the wizard's (now epic level, hence the 200+ years old thing) sister and we got her to call her brother for some help getting an artifact we needed to continue. We MAY have interrupted the character having marital bliss. You could hear a pin drop when Scarlet said "Never mind, I got it." part way through our call.

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welcome to /tg/!

enjoy your stay

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You call that a welcome?

>> No.21091967

>Assassin Maid bodyguard
I think it's been done before. I think its a neat idea.

Or you could still dick her and then fight her. I mean if her master isn't gonna be back in awhile you could try seducing the cunt.

>> No.21091971

My greatest issue with this is the sheer lengths to which someone went to try to fit lingerie to a dragon.

>> No.21091973


I'm pretty sure that the forever alone misogyny is /r9k/'s thing

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If that's the case, I might stay around and lurk some more.

>> No.21091981

Yeah, a surprising number of us have girlfriends/wives.

>> No.21091984

You act like there aren't giants who are known to be craftsmen.

Some fire giant wove that shit together for her in exchange for some gold.

>> No.21091990
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Welcome aboard.

>> No.21092021

Whats a fire giant doing with lingerie crafting skills?

>> No.21092025

Crafting lingerie.

>> No.21092028

Hey, fire giants need clothes too. Wealthy ones probably have the disposable income to waste on things like that. Doesn't seem implausible.

>> No.21092038

Well alright then.

>> No.21092049

You would think the answer would be obvious.

>> No.21092051


Black Lagoon has a Combat Maid- she's fucking intense.


The surreal moments I have when browsing on /tg/ are often times the strangest feelings I have ever experienced. It just doesn't feel real.


Welcome to the club- grab your ankles. We're going to love you tenderly.[/spoiler[

>> No.21092071

combat advantage, sneak attack, surprise round, since it's unprepared, coup de grace could work.

>> No.21092081
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heres your complimentary brown elf, everyone gets one when they join

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Less of a hot dog down a hallway and more like a dagger dropped in a crevasse.

We shitpost with less frequency than /v/. Don't get your hopes up too high though.

>> No.21092103

Is this a new thing? Because I didn't get one when I joined, though I joined back when /tg/ was first founded, when castlebots roamed the open plains.

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I came when they were handing out fetishes.

Mine has life-changing

>> No.21092108

As far as I was aware, we had to find our own.
Fucking spoonfeeders these days.

>> No.21092110


Yeah, it's a new policy. If you hit up the Office of Internal Affairs and Elf Degredation they can get you the paperwork to get you reimbursed with delicious chocolate elf.

>> No.21092118
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But first you have to fill out their screening questionnaire.

There's only one question.

>> No.21092119

I'm storing that idea in my head for future use as quest material.

>> No.21092129

Not that guy, but I'm also lacking my complimentary elf. Is there a way to get a non-degradation-related one?

>> No.21092136

the tail stocking is pretty cute

>> No.21092141
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delicious chocolate elves for everyone!

>> No.21092145

just dump 'em all.

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We have happy non-degraded elves too.

>> No.21092151


Not that I know of- at least, not with the government watching you with your title and all.

Degradation just makes sure they aren't going to rebel anytime soon. As long as you treat them well, they don't fuss, just yammer on about the forests.

>> No.21092153

If he's just chaining them up and leaving them for the proper authorities to deal with then he is not, by definition, a vigilante, that is what most people would refer to as a citizen's arrest.

>> No.21092154


>do you CATAN?

>> No.21092156

Ah, lovely. I'll submit an application at the earliest opportunity then, thank you.

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i cast elfstorm

>> No.21092159

But if you get a happy one, where's the fun in rebuilding her self esteem and confidence?

>> No.21092164

No, these ones are better.

You get to degrade them yourself.

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hot ear action

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Its the only ones I deal in.

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>> No.21092189

/tg/ - Brown Elves

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I'll take an elf thread over a furry one any day of the week. Thanks /tg/.

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>> No.21092218

Okay /tg/, answer me something. Exactly what are brown elves? Like, black? hispanic?

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>> No.21092223

Islander or Mountainous, seems to be.

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>> No.21092226

They're elves.

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Brown elves are brown.

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Eugh, no. Islander.

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brown for the brown god

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>Elf maid
>wat do?

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Cheese for the cheese throne?

>> No.21092242


the dishes.

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definitely islander

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>> No.21092250

Treat her with love and respect, and let her go about her daily business.
I'll only grope/fondle/fuck her thrice a day.

>> No.21092251

> begin with furry porn
> end with elf cheesecake
Full circle, huh /tg/?

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This apron will keep her from dirtying her uniform then.

>> No.21092260

Isn't this how it always ends up anyway? It's not like it's a surprise.

>> No.21092264

truly we are the best of boards.

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>> No.21092273

I believe this man would like to have a few words with us:

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he would commend us on our excellent taste chocolate

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Indeed, brother.

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>> No.21092301


I really need to start watching the real show again- I kinda just dropped off at the second Boufball match, the one with rule 63.

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Oh brown elves, may you never learn how to dress properly.

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>> No.21092317

Oh god, I think my penis just exploded.

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>> No.21092321

Is it... Wat Do?

>> No.21092326

>ITT fa/tg/uys implying they wouldn't fuck a dragon given the chance

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>> No.21092330

I am an adventurer, my job is all about going into strange holes.

Shame is not a class feature.

>> No.21092331

Got a link to the uncropped version?

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ive already fucked a dragon

>> No.21092334

Did you even read the thread?

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back to monster girls /tg/ although Elves is a kind of monster girl too

>> No.21092338

I thought we were passed all this. Fuck me.

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At least post something new if you are going to try and derail the derail.

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>> No.21092348

You're mother doesn't count.

>> No.21092349

What happened to all the knife ear hate?
This is not the /tg/ I remember!
This is the /tg/ I always dreamed of!

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You just opened a whole 'nother can o' cheesecake.

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>> No.21092373

Still unimpressed, anyone could fuck an elf, what about a predator? That bitch would be able to turn down a guy who can beat up Arnold, if you survive thats like, man points.

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I shall enjoy my ban, yes.

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>> No.21092379

If you shoot a load on her one missing scale does she die?

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*Looks through folder* Let's post this one since Halloween is soon,

>> No.21092383

she is instantly pregnant.

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>> No.21092394

Thank you.

>> No.21092397

Slightly related, is there an addon, for Chrome preferably, that lets me download all images in a thread? Ideally, with the option to download just the ones I select.
I have another thread I want to mass-save pics from and the thought of doing it manually fills me with dread. Polite-sage for off-topic.

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>> No.21092404

Does Chrome have a version of DownThemAll! ? It's a firefox addon that does pretty much exactly what you want.

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>> No.21092413

Sadpanda for anyone after that doujin: http://exhentai.org/g/500695/999ad6d799/

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Here you are sir.

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Now that I've gotten some cute out of my system, Cheescake Mithra.

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once a month, even then i have to wait for TF threads

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>> No.21092449

My PC did once encounter a situation fairly similar to this. I say fairly similar because the dragon wasn't wearing any clothes and was perched on a staircase after having torn apart a chaotic/evil newcomer PC (who, quite frankly, was not missed,) instead of posed seductively. We tried to stop him from rushing into that oddly monster-free extra large room without locks on the doors...

Anywho, my character was the only one of the living party who passed his dragon fear check when we decided to attempt a failed sneak charge, with a nat 20 no less, and the dragon wasn't really doing anything quite yet, and he knew Dragonic, so I had him calmly attempt a diplomatic solution regarding this dragon that could clearly kick our asses. It had previously been established this was a female dragon from earlier recon, and it turned out she was as trapped in the ancient ruins as we were, but for much, much longer. As such, she was interested in food, freedom, and meeting a man for the first time in her life. Thanks to our fallen sort of comrade, she wasn't hungry anymore, but those other two issues remained. After some additional very nice diplomacy roles, my character managed to heroically save the day by subduing the beast. With his penis. Also he was a lizardman and it was previously established his people worshiped a dragon goddess, so he was totally into selflessly taking one for the team like that.

Overall the adventuring in those ruins has ranged from terrible to fatal for everyone involved except my character, who's been largely unscathed, found a ton of treasure, and got laid.

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>> No.21092482

screw animal faggotry, spoiler the nsfw brown elves.

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Aww Yeah!

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>>implying it's not /d/e/vian/tg/irls

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you forgot /a/ since there's a monster girl manga now

>> No.21092508

>implying you wouldn't hit that like a freight train

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Do they happen to come in "dude"?
> Teh

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>> No.21092534

Green Nipples. I am strangely okay with this.

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Got those too.

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>> No.21092562

You guys know that you're welcome on /e/ any time, right? Just start a thread and start posting brown elves or mithra or whatever! You can even link it here if you want.

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>> No.21092575

This is /tg/. We don't even need the other boards anymore.

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>> No.21092607

i ror

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goddamn spoilers

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time for avatar/korra? cause i got that too

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>> No.21092628

That's Yoruichi, she's not an elf.

Not that I'm complaining or anything, mind you.

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>> No.21092637

ya im running a bit low, just looking for anything brown or elf in my folders

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Topping the thread off with ANIKI CORE

>> No.21092647

theres the image limit

>> No.21092662

To /e/? /h/? /d/? All three?

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>> No.21092675

not tonight, its 3:45 A:M and i got class this morning, but its friday so tonight i can dump the rest of my brown

>> No.21092680

Is there a version of this without the underwear? Preferably by the original creator, as an intended variant, and not some crappy third-party edit?

I ask purely for academic purposes on behalf of a friend of mine, of course.

>> No.21092691

I'm sure...
I want to know too

>> No.21092692

I'll keep an eye out for the thread then, thanks.

>> No.21092695

Fortunately, or unfortunately as it may be, I am unable to locate sauce via reverse searching.

>> No.21092699


When said thread happens, would you chaps be kind enough to cross-link it here? Thanks in advance.

>> No.21092702

You can already kinda see her cloaca

>> No.21092717

Quite a few countries dont have such a thing as citizens arrest. And as such , someone doing so does qualify as a vigilante.

>> No.21092753

Yeah, I noticed that in the course of researching that image for my friend. And, if need be, that will have to be enough important data. For my friend. To use for vital and respectable non-sexual purposes. Yet, I can't help but think that a version without the underwear at all would yield much more detailed, and important, findings. ...To report to my friend, of course.

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