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[ERROR] No.21005067 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

HEAR YE, HEAR YE.

I call to order the 5478th meeting of the secret order of The Stone Fists.

Now before we open up the floor to any new business I'd just like to notify you all that as of an hour ago, the lower north tunnels have been overrun with orcs and goblins thanks to Gerald BronzeBeard leaving the north gates wide open.

Our best men have already been sent off into the tunnels to wipe out the last of the dirty green skinned bastards, followed by our best washer women to get rid of the disgusting odour, although I fear the smell of rotten meat and fecal matter may stay with us for a few days. Anyone who wishes to voice their displeasure at this current turn of events, feel free to punch Gerald repeatedly in the crotch.

Now, moving on... any new business?

>> No.21005116

Letsee... The elves from the eastern forests are complaining about overlogging, and it seems we got about a dozen, get this, GNOMES trying to resettle here after that giant dragon destroyed part of the kingdom south of us.

>> No.21005142

I hear the kobolds with to barter with us in order for protection from their orkish neighbours, they claim to have an excess of seams in both iron and gold ore, as well as several ton of blasting powder. M'lord.

>> No.21005178

>>21005067
There has been a great increase in the amount of Dwarf Porn in our troops possessions, which I believe is causing major distractions! Listen to this!

"He slammed the mighty hammer down onto the giant anvil, striking the adamantine slab before him, Sparks flying from the near-indestructible metal as its sound echoed against the hewn stone walls of his massive workshop. He swung and swung with his muscled sweaty arms until the metal took on the shape of an axe's heavy blade, sharpening the keen edge against the grinding spinning stone, round and rough like a good arse. The sparks glittering in the air, landing softly on his elephant-hide apron as he bellowed out "This shall be the axe I take to my grave!""

Pure filfth!

>> No.21005184

>>21005116
GNOMES!?! That's digusting. Who is responsible for allowing these filthy foreign rats anywhere near our blessed tunnels?

As for the elves, well... surely we can show them what calm and reasonable neighbours we are by setting fire to one of their holy forests. We'll see what they have to say about our resource gathering afterwards.


>>21005142
Hmm, the kobolds have always been good and true neighbours to us. Make sure and send them some of our finest warriors when they're done cleaning up the north tunnels.

>> No.21005186

Political unrest in the southern kingdoms has resulted in a serious reduction in trade tariffs, as well as a shortage of wool, pearl, and woad.
Related to the last point, I'm afraid you'll have to go without beard dye for a few months, lord chairman.

>> No.21005213

>>21005178
Good gods...

and you say this filth is widely available, eh?

I uh... I'll just be a moment. I just remembered I have an axe that needs polishing.

>> No.21005243

>>21005186
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS.

I WILL NOT SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY BEARD REMAINS FREE OF OUTLANDISH PIGMENTATION!

Round up a crew of our finest dwarven diplomats and send them off to the southern kingdoms to see what can be done.

>> No.21005244

Lord Chairman! Urgent news! A babbling madman has turned up at the entrance to the western tunnels, he calims his names is "Urist" and he has been sent to govern in your place. Should we throw him down the disused mineshaft?

>> No.21005252

>>21005213
Hold, Lord Ruck. You know as well as I that no lord may leave while council is in session.

And please, control yourself.

>> No.21005259

M'lord, a further point on the Kobold issue, they also wish to enquire whether we would pay them for the bulk purchase of tanned leathers and our last back order of blasting powder, seems they need to pay their own farmers to feed their Norther City, they also promise that we can have access to both aforementioned seams whenever we wish to work them, and the blasting powder is enroute, as a sign of good faith.

>> No.21005269

>>21005244
So that he may rest as starvation takes hold of him? BAH, too god a death for him, I say.

Lock him up in a small room with the gnomes and wait a few days... we'll see what he has to say THEN.

>> No.21005286

>>21005243
The indigo we've imported from the eastern hills could form a suitable short-term replacement, my lord, though I'm told it will cause you to smell faintly of violets for a fortnight.
Shall I requisition a parcel in your name, lord?

>> No.21005295

>>21005259
Pay them in gold. After the good fortune we found on that new tunnel last week, I can hardly move for the damn stuff anymore. It's getting ridiculous.

>> No.21005323

>>21005286
.....Violets?


Guards, take this one and send him to the gnome cell with the other mad man.


Harumph. Violets indeed....

>> No.21005348

>>21005295
You will have their thanks M'lord.
They are also sending some novelty items with the power, seems an alchemist of theirs discovered how to shape the explosion of the powder blast, with an application of some volatile metals, it adds both colour and flair, they call them 'Boom-Whizzles.

>> No.21005350

>>21005295
The bookkeepers warn of devaluing gold as a whole if we release more into circulation, my lord. A dragon was slain two fortnights past some hundred leagues to the east, and they have been very open-handed with their newfound wealth.

>> No.21005351

>>21005323
But milord, please reconsider! Violet is in fashion with the womenfolk!

>> No.21005403

>>21005350
I SAID PAY THEM WITH GOLD.

We can always loot and pillage some of this treasure hoard back later from the humans to balance things out.

>21005351
WHY HASN'T THIS RAVING LUNATIC BEEN REMOVED FROM MY PRESENCE YET!?!

>> No.21005417

If I may be so bold as to interject, gentlemen, we have far weightier matters before us then the scent of our beards.
Namely, reports of elf infiltrators in the outer slums. No fewer then seven beggers have been found slain, with elvish tribal marks carved into their forebrow. This, of course, cannot go unpunished. I believe a slash and burn campaign though the elven heartwood is in order. Thoughts?

>> No.21005441

>>21005417
Well said, that man.

I would never pass up the opportunity to burn some elvish forests.

>> No.21005486

>>21005441
M'lord, If I may interject, but I believe this action does not reflect the elvish perspective, a simple tossing of the slums and exile of all current elvish citizens and visitors will suffice. As well as notifying the Elves of these developments, and if they continue, war will ensue with gusto on our end.

>> No.21005525

>>21005417
there are no infiltrators your mad!

>> No.21005557

>>21005525
What is this?
An elf, here? In the very hall of council?!
Guards, seize him!

>> No.21005608

>>21005557
wait a minute how dare you call me an elf! why are you trying to cause suspicion of being an elf, and that will cause distrust. unless your an elf trying to cause the fall of our rock loving society. now let kill him and get some ale.

>> No.21005651

>>21005608
Well then, Pseudo-Elf, I shall pose you a question that only a dwarf could answer truthfully.
What is the national drinking song of our people, and please, sing it out loud.

>> No.21005660

>>21005608
Your hurried speech and rushed denial of thrice-vetted reports betrays you, churl. Guards, remove him. Call the torturer from his chambers, also. We shall see just how deeply this rot has spread.

>> No.21005681

>>21005651
That's way too easy!

Even the damn humans know Gold, Gold, Gold by now.

How about he downs a tankard of ale instead. The twitchy bastards couldn't even handle a sip of it.

>> No.21005706

>>21005651
well that of coarse would be beer beer rock.

BEER! BEER! BEER! ROCK! BEER! BEER! BEER! METAL! BEER! BEER! BEER! ROCK! BEER! BEER! BEER! BEARDS! BEER! BEER! BEER! ROCK! FUCK YEA MOUNTAINS! BEER!

>> No.21005723

>>21005681
No need, Lord Ruck has sent his down to the torture chambers, sometimes I envy my brother in the fun he has, oh well, politics is bloody enough, now, about our plans to expose the rotton roots of the infiltration, need we begin questioning door to door?
>>21005706
Guards, please remove this simpleton of a spy, we are in session

>> No.21005748

>>21005723
simpleton ill have you know im drunk and no im not a spy im head of forestry services.

>> No.21005769

>>21005748
Drunk?!
We dwarves do not get 'drunk'?
We are either sober, or near collapse, you sir are a spy, need we call for guards a third time?
My brother shall learn of your plot, elf, and when he does, you shall beg for death.

>> No.21005796

>>21005681
Yes but they always sing the verses in the wrong order!

>> No.21005797

>>21005748
Ha! A fine jest, spy, but even the most sand-headed dwarf knows that we've no such post.
Head of forestry! Ha! As though we concern ourselves with such matters. Let the surfacers look to their woods, as we look to the stone.

>> No.21005802

WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED WE WERE IN SESSION?

AIDE, FETCH ME MY PIPE!

>> No.21005828

>>21005797
Y'all diggers are racist!

>> No.21005829

>>21005802
Ah, M'Lord Wavybeard, it seems we have a plot in our midst, and once again, you are late for the meeting.

>> No.21005847

>>21005769
>take off beard.
ok you got me but listen ive committed no crimes! im just a alcoholic elf who loves wearing fake beards. i saw the position on the counsel for a head of forestry services and thought i could put my self to use. i hate elves as much as you guys their women have no meat to them and there drink has no kick to it. please allow me to stay.

>> No.21005865

>>21005829
DOES NOT MATTER, I AM HERE NOW!

NOW THEN, WHO IS THE ELF SPY?

>> No.21005868

>>21005802
here place some of this in your pipe.
.
.
.
.
like me any more now?

>> No.21005880

>>21005847
There is no Forestry Services division elf, it is of your own invention.
>>21005865
M'lord, do not smoke that, I believe the elf may try to poison you!

>> No.21005896

>>21005880
Dinky elf poison, what bad it could do?

>> No.21005922

>>21005880
just because the post hasn't been filled in 10,000 years doesn't mean it isn't real. think about how much natural compost could help with the mushroom farms. also what are you a nark?

>> No.21005960

>>21005896
They do not act on your organs like our poison, they instead act on the mind and nervous system, turning it to mush.
>>21005922
It has no funding, no staff, no formal office, and was removed as a fallacy on the then Low Kings lapsed mind. The use of narcotics is limited to the recreational quarters of this building, not the main chambers.

>> No.21006002

>>21005960
its not a narcotic if it comes out of mother gaia bro. also i need no funding, or staff, or office i just need a harp, a pipe, and more ale. whats the worse thing that happens i get the elves off your ass by planting new trees as you cut them down.

>> No.21006031

>>21006002
GET THIS TREEHUGGER OUT! OFF WITH HIS HEAD, OOOFFF WIIITTTHHHHIIIISSS HHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEAAAADDDDDDD

>> No.21006053

Why must you foul creatures be so disgustingly horrid?

Just buy your wood from us elves and everyone can be happy.

We sing the wood out of the trees, so you can be comforted with the knowledge that nothing has been killed to satisfy your needs, as well as benefiting from superior elven craftsmanship.

You can always cut down mushrooms for your wood if you really have an aversion to buying goods from us.

>> No.21006062

>>21006002
You undermine the councils decisions, and the fact that only dwarves, and because of poor litigation, Dragons, can be members of the Stone Fists, you being here will reverberate through our culture, and cause rash action
>>21006031
I agree, Guards, stop playing Thud and escort this spy to the torture chambers, he bores us.

>> No.21006067

>>21006031
Wavybeard, please, restrain yourself. Such fits are beneath one of your station.
Now then, this has gone on quite long enough. Guards, would you kindly remove the elf, as you were instructed?

>> No.21006079

>>21006067
I'm so terribly sorry, but you know how I get around elves, they make me angry beyond belief.

Now then, what were we discussing?

>> No.21006089

>>21006053
>>21006053
Another elf? Really now, you are crawling out of the , hmph, woodwork, so to speak.
Be so kind to follow your fellow to the dungeons, my brother shall teach the ways of imaginative fungal exposure

>> No.21006090

>>21006053
Inwe, your appointment is with the head of foreign trade, not the council proper. Please leave at once, lest you hear of matters above your station.

>> No.21006095

>>21006062
As you wish, my lord!

Now lad, just come over here for a minute...

>> No.21006109

>>21006053
>produces a knife and stabs inwe nolatri to death.

DOES THIS NOT SHOW MY LOYALTY? dont let your hatred blind you.

>> No.21006117

>>21006079
Disruptions of our trade in the south, largely, and reports of elven infeltration. The latter should be adressed in haste, given present events.
The chamber scribe has the minutes, if you would prefer to review them.

>> No.21006118

>>21006109
My Lords, how should I react to such an unexpected act?

>> No.21006129

>>21006109
OW YOU FUCKING FAGGOT, THAT HURT

SOMEONE KILL THIS FUCKER AND BRING ME TO THE TRADE MINISTER

OW WHAT THE FUCK

>> No.21006138

>>21006118
WHERE IS MY ELF-KILLING AXE? SOME ONE FETCH IT FOR ME!

>>21006117
I doubt it's the elves,they'd have too much to loose provoking both us and the humans. Perhaps it's the Kobolds in the area?

>> No.21006141

>>21006109
All right, I've had enough of this!
>snatches the axe from the hands of a slack-jawed guard and moves to behead the elf.

>> No.21006144

>>21006109
MY DEATH WILL CAUSE THE ELVES TO ATTACK THIS PLACE RELENTLESSLY! HOW THE FUCK IS STABBING ME GOING TO HELP THE DWARVES IN ANY WAY YOU STUPID FUCKER!

KILL HIM! KILL THE TRAITOR!

>> No.21006149

>>21006141
*the knife wielding one, that is.

>> No.21006157

>>21006129
Silence thyself, fool, I'm waiting for orders from someone with the authority to give them in this most sacred of places!

>> No.21006165

>Slams council door open, fully nude and with eyes filled with tears of anger as he yells:
STINKING ELF NOBLES HAVE NO WOOD FOR Ă„RTHAGOK LOMENAKHUL, THEY WILL PAY IN BLOOD
>Proceeds by flipping the table of the head secretary over.

>> No.21006169

>>21006144
A doctor is on the way, trusting that you share similar physiology, you will be fine.
>tis only a flesh wound.

>> No.21006180

>>21006138
Here my Lord!

>> No.21006196

>>21006141
>kicks over the cask of ale and produces a flint and tinder.

i wouldnt make a move my friend we all know how potent your ale is. if im going down im torching you all as well.

>> No.21006197

>>21006180
THAT'S IT!
>Cuts off the head of the taitor
I!
>Axe swing
WANTED!
>Axe Swing
TO DISCUSS!
>Axe swing
TRAAAADDDDEEEE!

>> No.21006208

>>21006138
The Kobolds are a tad preoccupied with their Orkish neighbors, and their pursuits of chemical science. And our current trade relations stipulate that any aggressive action on either part will end all talks with our people.

>> No.21006210

>>21006169
This hurts. A lot.

I expect some kind of monetary compensation for this grave injustice done unto me. Perhaps some sort of gemstone...?

>> No.21006226

>>21006157
You already have been, clay-brained fool! Kill him!

>>21006196
You are an imbecile, and I shall humor you no further.
>lops off his arm

>> No.21006228

>>21006197
>strikes a spark igniting the ale.

>> No.21006230

>>21006210
Wereguild would only be offered if this was done by a dwarf or member of this meeting, as it was neither, none will be offered, you will have to settle for medical aid.

>> No.21006250

>>21006210
As the perpetrator was one of your own kind, by custom, it is to be considered an internal dispute. We are not liable for the madness of your kingdom's subjects.

Guardman, fetch a bucket of sand to douse the flames, would you?

>> No.21006262

>>21006226
If I may point out, my Lord, I already brought Lord Wavybeard the axe he requested. I know he has a thing for solving this kind of problem himself.

>> No.21006292

>>21006262
Indeed you did Guard, pity your action in escorting him out wasn't swifter, and this whole debacle could have been avoided

>> No.21006310

>>21006262
And yet you did so only after I'd ordered this fool removed from the chamber twice. These orders were ignored entirly. Your impudence is matched only by your imcompetance. I'll see you assigned to underdark patrols for a decade.

>> No.21006332

I don't understand why you fools don't just murder him.

Stop squabbling and attack, for the love of Unra.

>> No.21006362

>>21006332
This is not your barbarian lands elf, we have courts and due process, we don't murder, we avenge, do justice, concepts that elude a tree hugger like you. Now, the doctor is here, he will treat your wounds, and then please, go to your trade meeting, the adults are talking

>> No.21006403

>>21006362
Very well then, neanderthal.

Who is this trade minister?

>> No.21006415

BROTHERS!

Fear not, I sent word to our fellows in Moria! They are strong an stout of heart, and will provide aid in this time of strife!

>> No.21006420

>ITT loosers pretending to be gimli

get gfs

>> No.21006421

>>21006415
>Moria
>Efficient
Pick one, brother

>> No.21006423

*SCREEEEEEEEE*

>> No.21006424

>>21006403
If I would direct your attention to the bearded gentlemen wielding the axe.
>>21006197

>> No.21006439

>>21006332
You seem to have forgotten that I've removed his arm.

>>21006415
What's this, then?
I don't know of any Moria. Is that one of the new colonies?

>> No.21006441

>>21006421
Come, stout dwarf, come away from the meeting. We have much to discuss, things that will undoubtedly change both of our homes forever.

>> No.21006448

HO LADS! WHERE IS THE BEER MADE FROM GOLD AND THE GOLD MADE FROM BEER?

>> No.21006450

>>21006420
We love you too, bro.
Polite sage.

>> No.21006469

>>21006423


*REEEEEEEEEEEEE..... *cough*cough*

Ahem

As I was saying, gentlemen. Gentlemen?

There is the small matter of our blasting powder, en route, which may potentially be threatened by a Manticore den on the Western Marches.

If I may intrude..

>> No.21006473

>>21006423
Ah, Diplomat Kriruk, I was wondering if you would travel with the Whizzle-Methingys.
Are you here to present your findings?
I will have you inform you though, the presentation is not for another 2 hours, once this meeting is settled, I shall inform you of our trade agreement

>> No.21006475

>>21006448
Oh, ancestors preserve me, bronzehammer's here.
Yes, yes, the ale is over there. Mind the mess, that imbecilic elf spilled a barrel about in his raving.

>> No.21006493

>>21006469
You should join the trade minister and I, Kriruk.

>> No.21006512

>>21006448
Oh stone above and below...

Hello...Bronze...hammer...I trust everything is too your liking then?
>>21006469
Yes yes, the presentation on that is coming soon. The Manticore den is disturbing, but other issues present themselves as well, as you fully understand, if I may assume. The BLOODY STONE-HATING WOOD-SODDING ELVES have been disrupting our trade routes, you see.

>> No.21006533

>>21006473
Ah the , "Boom whizzers", as your men have taken to calling our "Strategic Denotators", are in the shipment I have come ahead of. Our rangers are sorely pressed by the orcish incursion we have asked for your assistance with, and the Manticore may be more of a menace than we anticipated.

>>21006493

Ah, Ambassador, is it?
Inwe.. Inwe. Nolatari? I believe my father's father's father's father died on the end of your sword during a trade dispute. You elves do love your monopoly on wooden objects.

>> No.21006536

>>21006424
*looks round room*

But Jorn.... Which bearded gentleman wielding the axe?

>> No.21006550

>>21006469
>>21006475

AYE, EVERYTHING IS GOING FINE, EXCEPT THIS DAMNABLE CURSE MAKING ME SHOUT EXCEPT WHEN I'M DRUNK! A HUMAN WIZARD DID IT I THINK, THOUGH HE LOOKED SKINNY ENOUGH TO BE AN... THERE'S AND ELF HERE? BLOOD HELL, WHERE'S ME HAMMER?

FIRST THOUGH..... Ah, that's better. Were was I?

>> No.21006562

>>21006533
Ambassador is a fine title.

No need to dwell on the past Sir, it's quite obvious we're here to discuss the matter of mutually beneficial trade. If only our dwarven hosts would be so kind as to have their minister separate himself from the meeting to actually speak to us...*coughStonegroundcough*

>> No.21006565

Tell me, gentlemen...

Shall we accept the Clan Mistychannel into our halls, as they have requested? Their mountainhome was recently destroyed and they seek refuge... but there have been concerns, you see. Their women do not have beards.

They have begrudgingly agreed that they will tie their hair under their chin while in our halls, but will this be adequate for the council?

>> No.21006574

>>21006565
No...beards?

What are they, humans?

>> No.21006577

>>21006550
We were going to call the 5478th meeting of the 'secret' order of The Stone Fists to an end, and open up the floor to general meetings of council and consequence, as we seem to have overrun our time, and nonmembers have entered the hall.

>> No.21006614

>>21006533
Hmm, I'll order a team of Goat Riders to slay the Manticore, I'll also inform some adventurers , put some value on its head, that should ease the problem.
Now then, your presentation on using your applications of blasting powder in war, and recreation.

>> No.21006626

>>21006577
Ah.. secret order.. oh. Perhaps I entered the incorrect hall?

Well. I'll just be.. not getting murdered with axes.. as I present as a gift this fine .. elfen ambassador.

>Motions to Inwe, hides in a box.

>> No.21006636

>>21006565
What madness is this? What dwarf is beardless? Be they afflicted with some dread plauge, or cursed for some misdeed?
Whatever the cause, they shant be allowed to corrupt the people of this city. Have them placed in quarentine in the old salt run to the north, untill such time as their malady can be given due scrutiny.

>> No.21006664

>>21006626
It is no problem Diplomat Kriruk, your arrival was predicted and welcomed.
And if you could be so kind to show us these, Boom-Whizzles

>> No.21006671

>>21006614
>voice from inside of box
What?
>after some prodding and hissing, Kriruk exists the box

Er.. yes.

Well. The blasting powder of course can be used for the simpler tasks it has been husbanded for in the past; signal beacons and the like.

This new set of -extra volatile- powder, when properly compressed and directed, can form a terrifying and deadly obstacle to approaching enemies, if interred in cleverly constructed TRAPS. It has also come to our attention that, if placed within a sealed container and then somehow ignited, it can create hot fragments of what we are calling "scrap-nel" which kill and maim up to twenty or thirty elven test subjec-- er. Orcish enemies at a time.

>> No.21006723

Rolled 11

>>21006664
I have brought a single sample of the larger explosive, I left it under guard to prevent any diplomatic-incidents. Here however are our new signal flares, these are relatively harmless.

>Aims roman candle looking thing at ceiling and closes eyes.

It gets BRIGHT.

>> No.21006761

>>21006723
Amazing, the applications for this material could be endless, it is truly fascinating.Our artificers will have a hayday examining it , if you be so kind is to send a few of your alchemists to us, and they will help greatly in our latest war efforts, and civilian projects

>> No.21006762

>>21006723
Hold there! The council chamber is hardly the place for such a demonstration!

>> No.21006782

>>21006671
>>21006723

Ah, Diplomat Kriruk you have a most wonderful invention, I can already see our miners wanting to get their hands on this. Tell me whats are you willing to trade this for.

>> No.21006783

>>21006762
LOOSEN UP! *gulp* Let him have at it!

>> No.21006784

Rolled 18, 9, 12, 5 = 44

>>21006762
>sheepish kobold

Err.. councilman, once the fuse is lit, I can hardly..

Er.. well.

>> No.21006804

>>21006782
Indeed, it could change our daily life.
>>21006784
Do not worry about it , you have earned your gold, and we shall need to reevaluate your trade agreements to include regular alchemistic data on this powder.

>> No.21006808

>>21006762

What are you afraid it will burn a few of your hairs Earlybeard? HA HA!

>> No.21006814

Rolled 1, 20, 14, 2 = 37

>>21006782
>over noise of screaming flares

AH
WE HAVE SPOKEN TO

CAN YOU HEAR ME?

WE HAVE DISCUSSED THE POSSIBILITY OF .. ARE THOSE DRAPERIES ON FIRE?

ER.. WE KOBOLDS HAVE LONG SOUGHT A MORE STABLE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MARAUDING ORCS TO THE NORTH AND EAST

>the flares stop screaming around

BY WHICH WE MEAN

WE WOULD LIKE FOR THEM ALL TO BE DEAD

THOSE TAPESTRIES

THEY APPEAR TO BE BURNING.

AM I SHOUTING?

>> No.21006843

>>21006784
>>21006814
>gingerly drops flare.
>>21006804

ER. I DO HOPE THIS DOES NOT SOUR OUR TRADE RELATIONS. I WILL SEND OUR ALCHEMISTS TO YOUR FORGE MASTER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE.

>> No.21006846

>>21006814

BLOODY HELLS! SOMEONE GET WATER AND MORE BEER!

>> No.21006848

>>21006814
They do appear to be so , yes.
GUARDS!!!!, FETCH WATER AND SAND!!!
Now then, you will have as much force as you can space, I can also think of many applications beyond those you have described, the orks will not know what hit them.

>> No.21006857

>>21006783
I've had enough of this. This "meeting" has made a mockery of the Stone Fists and dwarves as a whole. Look at this! The floor sopped with blood and ale, elves in our midst, and now explosives demonstrated in our honored hall, in which our ancestors have guided our great nation since time immemorial. This is a travesty; a blight of shame upon all our houses, and I will have no further part in it.
I hereby lay down my position as representitive of house Earlybeard, and all accompanying titles. Henceforth, my nephew, Hjalti Earlybeard, will act in our house's stead.
Good day to you.
>leaves

>> No.21006866

>>21006848
Water and sand my Lord, aye!

Now, if only I could reach those burning tapestries up there...

>> No.21006890

>>21006857

Let him go. He will be back next week, like always. And will probably leave like that...again.

>> No.21006903

>>21006890
>faintly
I HEARD THAT, ROCK-LICKER!

>> No.21006969

>>21006848
>>21006848
THANK YOU

ER

*ahem*
Thank you, good lord. Our peoples' mutual cooperation will be henceforth cemented in the blood of our vile foes.

If there is nothing else, I will retire to my chambers. Ah.. the.. I thought I smelled .. gnomes. Were those gnomes?

>> No.21007103

FYI, this thread's been archived. Everybody go rate it up.
>http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/21005067/
Polite sage for off topic.

>> No.21007142

>>21006857
>hjalti earlybeard

>> No.21007154

...This place is strange.

>> No.21007191

>>21007142
I don't.

>> No.21007214

>>21007191
Halti earlybeard was one of the names of Talos, from the elder scrolls.
I bet that guy was working up to that joke this whole time.

>> No.21007222

>>21007214
Ah, never played any of those. Cudos to him for pulling that off so gracefully, for a dwarf.

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