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hey /tg/ so I just found out about this and i was wondering... does anybody actually use this?

>> No.20815999

like any 3rd party splat, everyone says they hate and and would avoid it like the plague. But in reality anyone with access to the internet has/plans to read it. And 25% of DM's use pieces of it in their games either intentionally or by accident.

Besides, magic STD's are funny as hell

>> No.20816006

>>20815999
>And 25% of DM's use pieces of it in their games either intentionally or by accident.

Wow. That's a great statistic you pulled out of nowhere.

>> No.20816041

Nymphology did it better - light hearted and friendly. If one might say so
BoeF is on the line with creepiness at some points.
And then, there is you-know-what which goes all the way through the creepiness and leaves on the other side of it with pleased grin.

>> No.20816064

Some of the spells are kind of overpowered.

>> No.20816162

>>20816006
1/4 gm's going yeah some of this stuff is pretty cool.repeat until you have sampled enough GM's in your area and you get about 25% (varying results based on area and GM pool)

besides this is /tg/ I can pull stats from anywhere and be right prove me wrong

>> No.20816211

I use it sometimes, just for random stuff. It makes for funny events such as the Sacred Prostitute prestige class. To me and my group we just use it for shits and giggles.

>> No.20816223

>>20816162
>1/4 gm's going yeah some of this stuff is pretty cool.repeat until you have sampled enough GM's in your area and you get about 25%

You can't honestly believe that.

>> No.20816248

>>20816041
I don't know what, care to elaborate?

>> No.20816699

Welp, now I'm downloading just to see what's in it

>> No.20816864

It has been a while since I sat down and read it, but I do remember (and like) some of the descriptions regarding how the core races treat sex. I remember that gnomes treat sex like a toy with no more commitment than sharing a meal and that dwarfs do it the way their forefathers and fore-mothers did and that's how their descendants will do it.

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20817117

All I know about it is that "Dominant in a BDSM relationship" is a class.

That's all I need to know.

>> No.20817210

I guess the chart dictating what races can successfully interbreed is pretty useful.

>> No.20817255

One of my players used the Healing Sphere spell from it. Basically Flaming Sphere but with healing.

>> No.20817260

I just liked the vignette about the NE character sucking off that nobleman to get him to buy her stuff...

...what? don't judge my boner.

>> No.20817289

>>20816864
>dwarfs do it the way their forefathers and fore-mothers did and that's how their descendants will do it.

As is proper.

>> No.20817307

>>20817289
It also says Dwarves are heavily into man on man love, greek or roman style.

>> No.20817329

>>20817307

As is proper.

>> No.20817343

One of the things I liked about the book is the inter-breeding chart. Both a notation about natural and magically assisted stuff.

Some of the spells are overpowered. Like the grow breasts spell. Though for a more light hearted game some of the spells are hilarious or great.

It's like a lot of 3rd party books. I'd approve things on a case by case basis and let the player using stuff from it know that if it becomes too powerful or too out of line with the game's tone I reserve the right to let them revise the character.

That said, there could be some hilarious shenanigans.

>> No.20817357
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>>20817343

>grow breasts spell is overpowered

How can it possibly be overpowered, other than ruining good things?

>> No.20817373

>>20817307

I'm okay with it, honestly.

>> No.20817380

>>20817357
Im pretty sure there was a class that had something like "Has a number of spells each day equal to the weight of their bosom" or something similar. It could get silly.

>> No.20817395

>>20817307

SPARTANS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

HOOH, HOOH, HOOGRABLH. Sorry boss, Antoras just came.

>> No.20817400

>>20817307
Oh! Grungi! Use the beard!

>> No.20817411

>>20817357

No, grow breasts. I don't think it had a save. If your opponent is wearing medium or heavy armor (and is male or flat chested) they would start to suffocate immediately. Which depending on the character could be bad news bears for them.

>> No.20817416

>>20817343
>be neutral cleric
>get two mistresses
>cast blessed seed
>knock one up
>cast fiendish seed
>knock the other up
>wait nine months
>sitcom

>> No.20817419

>>20816864
And the dwarfs will FUCKING WATCH THEIR CHILDREN to make sure they get it right!

>> No.20817437

>>20817416
I would watch this show

>> No.20817444

>>20817419

"No! By Moradins gnobby hammer! Boy, it's three pumps and then groan. Not pump pump groan. I won't have any of that freestyling trash in my family!"

>> No.20817451

>>20817419
>>20817444
I would watch this show

>> No.20817456
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>>20817380

Why would there ever be a class that uses breast size as a system for spell casting?

Was this at all intended to be serious?

>> No.20817471

>>20817456

The BOEF? It was.

Nymphology was pretty jokey though.

>> No.20817476

>>20817456

No, there are things in this book that were clearly meant to be light-hearted/joking. Other things that weren't nearly so joking and were more serious.

Some parts get creepy/dark.

It tries to cover the whole spectrum of sexual stuff that could come up in an rpg.

>> No.20817486

>>20817307
>>20817329

All this time, /tg/ was wrong. The elves are the straight ones.

>> No.20817492

>>20817486
Actually I think it says Elves don't really give a fuck about gender, they're all Bisexual

>> No.20817495

There was a dude who was holding a serving tray and his manacles were connected by a chain to his nipple rings.

I think that was the moment I closed the file.

>> No.20817505

>>20817486

Oh the irony when drow are radfem sadistic femdoms.

Duergar are prudish dicks.

Orcs do missionary only for procreation and preferably rape.

Your face when the "evil races" are sexual uptight or narrow minded. When the good races are open as hell and promiscuous.

>> No.20817506

>>20817492

Whoever wrote this was a fa/tg/uy.

>>20817495

Come on, it's nowhere near as bad as Lamentations of the Flame Princess, and that was meant to be a serious system.

>> No.20817511

>>20817495
Because you came and after you were done fapping there was really no reason to keep it open.

>> No.20817519

>>20817456
>using magic
>not confined for life to a breast cart

Wow it's like I'm really playing oldschool with Gary Gygax in 1985.

>> No.20817538

>>20817519
Or Corruption of Champions

>> No.20817560

>>20817519

>Not making sorcerers and wizards exponentially more powerful by each up size below C

I shiggy diggy Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom da boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
Dip da dip da dip do wop da dooby do
Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap
Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong
Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom sha boom
Chang chang changity chang shoo bop
Yip da dip da dip shoo bopp sha dooby do
Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy shooby do wap sho bop
Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do
A womp bop a looma a womp bam boom.

>> No.20817578

>>20817560

Simply put. You use the lost tradition feat (already using a 3rd party book). Then play that same sex mancer but make it based around DAT ASS.

>> No.20817591

>>20817560
Shut up. Not all sorcerers are your loli-as-fuck magical girl Touhou weeaboo bullshit.

>> No.20817608

>>20817591

Well that escalated quickly.

>> No.20817620

>>20817578

Elins, Elins from TERA. Right here

>> No.20817630
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>>20817591

>confirmed as unworthy for magical sisterhood

How does it feel you will always be a fighter due to your tremendous breasts?

>> No.20817635

>>20817620

I googled it. I found lolis. I am displeased, anon.

>> No.20817663
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20817663

>>20817635
displeased with loli? hella gaymode activated

>> No.20817690

>>20817635

1000 year old forest spirits that happen to look like little girls?

Technically safe territory. That's my justification and I'm sticking to it.

>> No.20817699

>>20817663

I was expecting wizards, not lolis. Lolis cannot be wizards, they are lolis.

Different kind of creature.

>> No.20817718

>>20817699
Loli's have magic powers but they're inherent from being loli's.

But, look at it like this - in D&D terms, a wizards main stat is his int, while his dump is USUALLY cha. whereas, a sorcs main is cha.

That 16 cha = stonking great tits.

So all wizards are ugly loli's, and all sorcerers are sexy bitches.

>> No.20817720

>>20817699
Wizards can be anything they want, including lolis.

>> No.20817721

>>20817699

May I direct you to Japan's plethora of magically empowered loli's. Both in touhou and non-touhou flavors.

Also in less and more pedo flavors as well.

>> No.20817737

>>20817718

I'm sure the high number of attractive but small breasted women are glad to know you value them so highly.

>> No.20817746
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>> No.20817755

>>20817737
attractive + small breasted women are not Loli's. they are attractive and small breasted women.

Loli's are little girls.

>> No.20817769

>>20817755

Yes, but your post implied that physical beauty is directly equated to breast size.

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>>20817630
Big-titty fighter is best female character. You just mad cuz I'm stylin on you. And cuz all the boys want some of this.

>> No.20817784

>>20817737
Women don't want creepy neckbeards attracted to them any way, so they're better off.

>> No.20817788

>>20817769
then let me assure all the small breasted and attractive women I fap to them too.

>> No.20817805

>>20817788
Unless you visit Australia, where that is illegal.

>> No.20817823

>>20817805
really?

Wow.

Australia - how the fuck does it work?

>> No.20817827

>>20817805

Australia is dead to me now.

>> No.20817861

>>20817823
>>20817827

It's to protect the children.

>> No.20817871

>>20817827
>>20817823

It's the perception that petite girls or flat chested girls are encouraging paedophilia. There's no science or studies to back this up. Just stupid gut feeling legislation.

It's like how any kind of schoolgirl/young theme is illegal in porn in switzerland. Even if the actress in the porn is a saggy titted 50 year old woman.

>> No.20817872

>>20817861

The moment children get in the way of red blooded DFC, something has gone terribly wrong in this world.

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>>20817805
>no small breasts

>> No.20817890

>>20817805
Fuck this gay, upside-down earth. Really, ausfags? Man, I thought America was bad but you fucking people... Get your legislators under control, son.

>> No.20817897
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20817897

>>20817780
A flat chest is rare, and valuable, a symbol of status, thank you very much.

>> No.20817908

>>20817871

>It's the perception that petite girls or flat chested girls are encouraging paedophilia

So if I have sex with my girlfriend in australia, am I in trouble? She's five feet tall.

>> No.20817909
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20817909

>>20817897
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome a pair of rockin' tits is.

>> No.20817912

>>20817890
Our porn laws are quite lax.
I was a bit shocked to learn that I couldn't legally watch porn in Korea.

>> No.20817918

>>20817908
Just don't videotape it.

>> No.20817941

>>20817897
That is just a throwaway excuse for your disorder.

Fucking flatchests. "Closer to my heart" my ass.

>> No.20817951

>>20817918

I'm pretty sure she'd dump me if I did that.

>> No.20817953

>>20817909
>Implying Mayumi is not VN girl of the year, all years

>> No.20817954

>>20817908
Yep, don't video tape it. It's like how in several countries that sex with someone of the age of consent as an adult is okay. But if you film it and the police find out (you post it up somewhere or share it) you can get put in jail for CP.

>> No.20817962

>>20817941
>>20817909

Your bulbous slabs of fat serve only to mark yourself as inferior to the flatchested master race.

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>>20817953
More like VD girl of the year.

>> No.20817976

>>20817954
There have been minors in the US who have been convicted for taking naked photos of themselves.
You'd think there would be an exception in the laws somewhere.

>> No.20817977

>>20817962
They are better for feeding children.

DFC leads to baby starvation. And where do you think Lolis come from?

>> No.20817981

>>20817954
My favorite is that it's illegal to sell sex for money UNLESS it's videotaped.

>> No.20817993

>>20817981

But you're not technically paying for the sex. You're paying for the right to video tape it. Hence the term Actor/Actress.

Yes it's a paper thin and stupid justification.

>> No.20817994

>>20817977
>DFC leads to baby starvation.
Breast size has nothing to do with milk producing capabilities. Larger breasts just have more fat in them.
Presumably large breasts only exist thanks to sexual selection.

>> No.20817998

>>20817976

Statutory rape laws, I have a problem with. It's like they think there's a kind mental switch that flips when you turn 18, and you can suddenly consent because you're not functionally retarded anymore like you were when you were 17. I've known guys and girls gotten in trouble for having sex with each other, but that's because of their parents. Rich third world families tend to be so trigger happy.

>> No.20818003
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20818003

>>20817962
The Emperor Himself endorses DEM TITTAYS.

>> No.20818004

>>20817976

Yep, it's pretty god damn retarded. I was happy to hear a judge throw out a DA's case because the girl only "victimized" herself when she was 16.

>> No.20818008

>>20817981
Then it becomes an artistic display, and as long as its kept private and no one is injured all artistic displays are legal.

>> No.20818020
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>>20818003

That's why Slaanesh is so much better.

>> No.20818021

>>20817998

The hilarious part is that statutory rape laws can hit kids within a few months of each other. Mostly because rape laws in some states or counties designate there HAS to be a victim/aggressor.

Heard a story about how this guy slept with his girlfriend and got caught by a cop (they were in a car in a parking lot at night). He then called both their parents out and asked the girls parents if she wanted to press charges for statutory rape cause the boyfriend was like a month older

>> No.20818023

>>20817998
In the US, the age of consent in most states is 16. In some states, it's 14 so long as the oldest participant is within 2 years of the younger.

>> No.20818046

>>20817998
>>20818021
A lot of places (including every state of the US, I think) have "Romeo and Juliet laws" in place to cover that. I guess whoever was on the naming committee didn't think too highly of them.

>> No.20818052

>>20818023

Actually there is no US state anymore that has 14 as the age of consent. Lowest it goes is 16, and about half of the US states are 18.

I know in california it's 18. But there's a caveat that if the older person of the couple is under 21 while the minor is 16+ that they're protected and it becomes a matter of parental consent.

i.e. if there's a couple who have a one year different in highschool.

>> No.20818059

>>20818023
Regardless, there is a federal law against lewd photos or video of minors.
So a 17 year old is good to go in most states. But if she takes a topless photo of herself and posts in online then she could be convicted under federal law. As a few kids have.

>> No.20818066

>>20818021
In most places with statutory rape or sexual assault of a minor laws, there's a Romeo and Juliet provision, I think it's called, that makes allowances for age difference of up to a year or two.

>> No.20818073
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20818073

Let's get down to business.

Pick a race /tg/. We'll explore their sexual tendencies according to the pdf. Highest of the first 6 rolls gets it.

Unless you want to discuss other things.

>> No.20818080

>>20817994

better for surviving famines.

>> No.20818083

>>20818046
>romeo and juliet laws
so it's ok to fuck a 13 year old i just met as long as it results in 6 deaths, including both of us
seriously i don't know why people think that thing is romantic

>> No.20818089

>>20818046
>>20818066
Romeo was much, much older than Juliet.
He was in his 30s. She was a 14 year old.
They should have named those laws better.

>> No.20818099

>>20818073

> Aberrations

Tell me more.

>> No.20818100

rolled 5 = 5

>>20818073
Plants

>> No.20818101

>>20818073

undead sex habits...?

>> No.20818104

>>20818059

Generally speaking most fbi/police won't even go after videos/pictures if the person has secondary sexual characteristics. Pubes, breasts (visible ones), etc. Because they can't be sure if they're wasting their time on CP or stuff that's just got petite/borderline people in it.

So instead they focus on hunting down the stuff that's definitely not questionable and is straight up wrong.

Now if it's easily known that something is a minor they'll go after it of course.

>> No.20818116

>>20818080

That's just current body fat, not related to breasts at all. A woman could have A/B cups and as long as she maintains a certain level of body fat percentage she'll be just as able to produce breast milk as a woman with DDs

>> No.20818117

>>20818073

contruct(ed)... for love

>> No.20818121

>>20818073
dice size?

>> No.20818122

>>20818083
>>20818089
Wonderful world of dumbasses who cannot into reading comprehension.
Also, Romeo and Juliet is actually a satire of that kind of plot, a plot that was very popular when Shakespeare wrote it.

>> No.20818123

rolled 15 = 15

>>20818073
>constructs
Okay, now I have to know.

>> No.20818124

>>20818101

Book of vial darkness, lichloved feat. Also, you're telling me vampires don't fuck?

>> No.20818125

rolled 6 = 6

>>20818073
Kobolds

>> No.20818127

>>20818089
No. PARIS was in his thirties. Romeo was 18ish.

>>20818083
> why people think it's romantic
Because Romeo is a smooth criminal, and if you don't pay attention iin high school English you won't remember the part where those two dickfarts accidentally an entire half a dozen people.

>> No.20818136
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20818136

Fuck it, I'll do Aberrations, then Plants, then Undead then Constructs

Meanwhile, here's your taboos.

>> No.20818148

>>20818073

Earth elemental.

"Daddy was out adventuring and set up camp for the night near some ancient dwarven tombs. He felt like jerking one out, and it turns out the mud puddle wasn't just a mud puddle. You were born nine months later!"

>> No.20818163
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>>20818136

>> No.20818178

>>20818052
You didn't read my post. it's 14 only so long as the older is within 2 years of the youngest. That's the apparently poorly-named "Romeo and Juliet" law. lots of states have those sorts of provisions.

For everyone else, it's 16. 18 is really rare.

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20818182

>>20818163
Threw in Elementals too, but it's very upsetting for plants.

Rough.

>> No.20818202

rolled 16 = 16

>>20818182
Plants will never know love.

Never before have I experienced this much sadness when I wasnt thinking about my own life.

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>>20818202

>tfw no genitalia

>> No.20818223

>>20818218

Plants ARE genitalia.

>> No.20818237

>>20818223
Aww yeah gurl, work that stamen. I'ma pollenate all over them ganglia.

>> No.20818245

>>20818218
You know what a flower IS right?

>> No.20818249
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20818249

>>20818182
Them paladins.

>> No.20818271

>>20818223
>>20818245

Just like the genitalia'd to say. So what if my entire body is covered in male and female organs?

There is still no love for me.

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>>20818249
I'll get to Pleasure Golems in a bit.

>> No.20818393
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>>20818307
And Pleasure Golem.

That's it for me, I think.

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>> No.20818447

>>20818393
I just realized that some of the pictures are photographs, or at least look like them to me.
>"Hey, want to be in my creepy RPG book for neckbeards to fap to?"

>> No.20818454

>>20818447
Yeah pretty much.

>> No.20818485

>>20818427

there are a lot of ways I could take that image and none of the are particularly wholesome.

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20818572

>>20818073
Goddamnit I read the first line in song.

>> No.20818589

>>20818447
All of the pictures that aren't blatantly 2D are actual photographs of actual people. Just like on the cover.

>> No.20818665

>>20818572
LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS
TO EXPOSE THOSE BUNS
DID THEY SEND ME DAUGHTERS
WHEN I ASKED FOR SONS
YOUR THE GAYEST BUNCH I'VE EVER MET
BUT YOU CAN BET BEFORE WE'RE THROUGH
MISTER I'LL
MAKE A GIRL
OUT OF YOUUUUUUUU!

>> No.20818769

>>20818665
TRANQUIL AS A FOOTREST
BUT AROUSED, WITHIN
ONCE YOU FIND YOUR MASTER
YOU ARE SURE, TO BINGE
YOU'RE A FLACCID, SMALL
PATHETIC SLAVE
AND YOUR TECHNIQUE'S WITHOUT A CLUE
SOMEHOW I'LL MAKE A SLAVE
OUT OF YOU

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20818780

Can't we agree that Big Breasts = Bard, Wizard, Druid.
Small Breasts = Sorcerer, Warlock, Shaman.

>> No.20818788

rolled 13 = 13

>>20818073
kobolds

capcha: stopcock themeov

>> No.20818799
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20818799

If you are a paladin, You can restore peoples virginity.
Maybe that spell was in a different edition.
But it should scare the shit out of people who are desperate to lose it.

>> No.20818802

>>20818780
why would a Druid have big breasts?

>> No.20818810

>>20818769
Well played, fellow anon.

>> No.20818823

>>20818799
To be honest, I just selected a picture out of my "Sexy Pictures" folder with out checking to see what it actually was

>> No.20818839

>>20818802

nature, fertility, etc.

Honestly trying to type a class and what they would stereotypically look like is silly.

>> No.20818845

>>20818799
>whyboner.jpg

>> No.20818846

>>20818769

someone finish this.

>> No.20818857

>>20818802
NATURE and FERTILITY.
Also Shapeshifting.

>> No.20818863

>>20817519
>>using magic
>>not confined for life to a breast cart
>Wow it's like I'm really playing oldschool with Gary Gygax in 1985.
Come on, dude, you haven't heard of Tenser's Floating Disk?

>> No.20818865

>>20818839
In my mind, female paladins always have big tits. I don't know why. Tieflings have small breasts but a big butt. I think DiTerlizi's Tiefling in the Monstrous Compendium is to blame for that.

>> No.20818880

>>20818845

I think it's pretty clear why. Dem oversized chests.

Nothing wrong with that. I mean...Anime, yeuch, but...

Wait, what side of the argument am I on?

>> No.20818893

>>20818769
I'LL NEVER BE
FULLY LIMP
SAY GOODBYE TO
MY CHASTITY
SIR, I WAS A FOOL AT HOME
FOR TRYING TO BE PURE
THIS MASTER HAS THEM
EAGER TO PLEASE
HOPE HE DOESN'T WHIP
ME TOO HARD
NOW I REALLY WISH I
KNEW HOW TO THROAT

>> No.20818934
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20818934

Stop me if you heard this one:
>Erotimancer
>Prestige level class
An Erotimancer can manipulate all life force and imbue it with the power of desire, fertility and beauty. The Erotimancer can gain mana by fucking. This class is typically employed by the wealthy and powerful to enhance their harem/brothel/lovers
>Capable of turning the world around them into a porno.

>> No.20818942

>>20818893
(BE A SLAVE)
WE MUST SLUT IT UP
LIKE A TWO PENCE HARLOT
(BE A SLAVE)
WITH ALL THE HUNGER
OF A HELL BORN TROLLOP
(BE A SLAVE)
WITH ALL THE PLEASURE
OF AN ALL DAY SESSION
AS OPEN MINDED AS
A SHAMELESS CUMSLUUUUUT

>> No.20818947
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20818947

Say what you will. but when this was first released at GenCon some years ago, there was a line of goth girls halfway down the aisle looking to get a signed copy. So, there was some kind of audience, at least.

>> No.20818954

>>20818880
Neither milk nor tentacles nor ridiculous gainax tits are my thing. But now there's a pic that has all three of them... Hot damn.

Polite sage for non contribution.

>> No.20818980

anyone wanna put a/link me to a copy of this on /rs/? i'm interested and so is my boner

>> No.20819011

>>20818980
Just google the title. I found a .pdf file within 6 seconds.


Seriously, do it yourself.

>> No.20819038

>>20818942
YOUR TIME WITH US
IS GROWING SHORT
OBEY MY EVERY ORDER
AND YOU MIGHT BE PRAISED
YOU'RE UNWORTHY OF
THESE SILKEN SHEETS
SO GET OUT, GO HOME
WE'RE SPENT
A FOOL I WAS TO THINK I
COULD MAKE A SLAVE
OUT OF YOU.

(the following verses merely repeat previous ones)

>> No.20819067
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20819067

>>20818934
If you want to be an Erotimancer then first you must learn how to mend flesh as a Cleric. Then you must learn how to change flesh.
Then you must learn how to make curses as a Warlock. Then finally, you must learn how to mind-eff people.
When you do all of that, You may finally become the eye of an orgy-hurricane that will tear asunder all lines that divide the races.

>> No.20819076

>>20819038
>>20818942
>>20818893
White folks done wrote this shit. I can tell cuz no rhythm.

>> No.20819087

>>20819076

do it better then.

>> No.20819164

>>20818073
Hey could i see the thing about satyrs?

>> No.20819187

>>20819087
> implying I can only judge something bad if I can do it better.
I don't have to be a fighter ace to laugh at a guy who rams his plane into a mountain.

>> No.20819208

>>20819076
You know that there is a specific song they want this to line up to right?

>> No.20819244

>>20819208
Yes. And they're doing a shit job of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSS5dEeMX64

Seriously. Jesus, it's like they can't count fucking syllables.

>> No.20819297

This is how to not suck.


I'LL NEVER TOUCH ANOTHER BREAST
SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE WHO BLEW ME
BOY WHAT I WOULD DO IF I COULD HAVE A QUIM
TESTOSTERONE'S UP AND LEFT
NOW I'VE GOT MY OWN SWEET BOOBIES
BOY I REALLY WISH THAT I WAS FUCKING HIM!

(BE THE GIRL)
YOU MUST BE SOFT AS A BABY'S BOTTOM
(BE THE GIRL)
SIT DOWN TO PEE IN THE BATHING ROOM
(BE THE GIRL)
TALK WITH MY GIRLS ABOUT BOYS AND MAKEUP
MYSTERIOUSLY BLEED WHENEVER THERE'S NO MOOOOOOOOOON!

TIME IS RACING TOWARD US
TIL THE BOYS GET HERE
DON'T SAY YOU'RE TRANSGENDERED
OR THEY'LL CALL YOU QUEER
YOU'RE NOT READY FOR
THE GAME OF WHORES
SO PACK UP, GO HOME, YOU'RE THROUGH
HOW COULD I
MAKE A GIRL
OUT OF YOUUUUUU?

Bam.

>> No.20819397

>>20819297
I am not Barack Obama, and I approve this message.

>> No.20820775

Someone in our party went into Knot Binder.
He basically just...marries people. Is witness and notary to legal documents. Wholesome stuff.

I once played a masseur who fought with accupuncture needles, for which I used the Kundala as a base class.

A player in a game I was once in played a Feykissed. Brilliant race.

Other than that, you can't tell me there's no time when a Disrobe spell can't be used to hilarious effect.

>> No.20820807

>>20815701
Used it once. Not a lot though....worked decently for ideas at least

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