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[ERROR] No.20660768 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Because I'm bored and want to beat a dead horse again-
So /tg/, let's say you were teleportal'd into 40k for a year with pic related. How (not) fucked are you?

>> No.20660792

rolled 1, 10, 3, 1, 8, 3, 6, 1, 9, 6, 9, 3 = 60

Let's get this train wreck a rollin'.

>> No.20660797

rolled 4, 9, 6, 10, 9, 9, 6, 9, 5, 10, 10, 1 = 88

Rollan

>> No.20660808

>can you survive with minimal food supply and a decent amount of ammunition
i can't even do that here, how am i gonna live in 40k world

>> No.20660822

rolled 2, 1, 3, 5, 9, 7, 7, 6, 1, 8, 6, 6 = 61

>>20660792
I'd say you're well off.

>> No.20660826

rolled 2, 8, 3, 2, 3, 7, 7, 10, 10, 1, 6, 8 = 67

FHOOR THE DARK GHAWDS

>> No.20660836

FER DA EMPURERER

>> No.20660842

>>20660797
>autogun
could have done better, ammo might
>unlimited ammo
nevermind
>Plasma pistol
Gets hot could fuck me over
>Silencer
I guess that's nice?
>hellblade
>Rebreather
nice, very nice
>Kasrkin armor
sweet
>On Maccragge
Fairly civilized, decent place to live
>classy shoes
god dammit
>choose a sidekick
I pick Cain, or Jurgen. either or
>GW increases its prices
Doesn't matter, im in te imperium
>no final boss
time for ADVENTURE!

>> No.20660849

rolled 4, 3, 8, 9, 8, 4, 6, 2, 10, 2, 6, 1 = 63

>>20660836
wow I fucked up more than usual.

>> No.20660852

rolled 3, 8, 3, 4, 6, 9, 8, 10, 9, 3, 6, 1 = 70

LET"S DO THIS!

>> No.20660870

rolled 10, 8, 10, 8, 2, 8, 10, 10, 10, 5, 5, 1 = 87

Leeerooooy ....

>> No.20660879

rolled 6, 9, 9, 4, 8, 3, 2, 5, 9, 8, 9, 4 = 76

The fists, are they made of steel?

>> No.20660882

Rollin.

>> No.20660883

>>20660792
>Primary: 1
>Plasma Gun
So far so good...

>Primary Addon: 10
>Omni-scope
So I've got a sniper plasma gun? Sweet.

>Handgun: 3
>Autopistol
Boring, but cheap.

>Gun modifications: 1
>Reflex Sight attachment
I'm a sniper with a hell of a scope.

>Close Range: 8
>Shock Maul
Fuck Tha Arbites.

>Survival Gear: 3
>Lho-stick
Great, maybe I can use it to check for laser traps.

>Clothing: 6
>Kasrkin Armor
Wow, I'm better armed and armored than the vast majority of Guardsmen.

>Start Location: 1
>Scintilla
Pros: Don't have to worry about food. Cons: Everyone has a gun. Everyone.

>Transportation: 9
>Baneblade
FUCK YEARRRRRRR

>Sidekick: 6
Ibram Gaunt
Smiting the Emperor's foes with a gun that fires stars and a tank the size of a house!

>The Twist: 9
>You're a Beta-class psyker
So I'm a godly-powerful psyker with a plasma gun and a giant fucking tank? I'm not a soldier, I'm an army!

>Final Boss: 3
>Draigo
... Fuuuuuuuck.

>> No.20660911

>>20660852
>Twin Linked Exitus Rifle
>Autopistol with lase sight
>ChainSword
>re-breather
>void suit
>start on paradise world
>Drive a Baneblade
>sidekick is previous poster (he has a scrub revolver with unlimited ammunition, I think I'm good)
>I have a valhallen accent
>Fuck, is my endboss kharn.

>> No.20660915

rolled 3, 8, 2, 5, 7, 8, 9, 9, 8, 6, 1, 2 = 68

My body is ready for this. It has always been.

>> No.20660923

rolled 3, 6, 8, 1, 3, 9, 1, 3, 5, 7, 5, 8 = 59

and here we go

>> No.20660944

rolled 8, 3, 9, 6, 2, 7, 7, 6, 9, 4, 4, 1 = 66

Rollan'.

>> No.20660959

rolled 3, 7, 10, 7, 8, 1, 5, 8, 3, 4, 8, 8 = 72

I fear the outcome.

>> No.20660985

rolled 5, 10, 10, 2, 4, 10, 3, 2, 10, 3, 3, 7 = 69

Well shit, herewegoagain.jpg

>> No.20660987

rolled 2, 7, 4, 6, 6, 4, 8, 3, 6, 1, 5, 4 = 56

Eh, why not...giving it a spin.

>> No.20660992

rolled 4, 7, 2, 2, 7, 8, 5, 6, 6, 4, 2, 10 = 63

>>20660923
>exitus rifle
cool
>flash suppressor
very nice
>stub revolver
workable
>silencer attachment
I'll assume this work, so sweet
>fists
I didn't want to get up close anyway
>rebreather
now we're talking
>leather armour
better than nothing
>kaurava II
well I won't go hungry
>classy shoes
eh...
>freeman
Sure....
>witch hunter update
All right...
>Inquisitor
doesn't say if he has a retinue...

>> No.20660997

rolled 7, 8, 3, 1, 6, 10, 8, 4, 1, 2, 6, 5 = 61

Let's roll!

>> No.20661018

rolled 10, 10, 7, 10, 4, 5, 8, 6, 8, 3, 2, 8 = 81

>>20660985
Musket
Omni-Scope
Web Pistol
Reflex Sight
Suppression Shield
Chrono
Guard Flak Armor
Scintilla
Oldschool Race Car
Anon above me.
I never return home.
Fucking Necron Lord

Apparently I'm from some Feral Guard Unit that gets killed fighting a Necron Lord. Fuck that shit. I'm rolling again.

>> No.20661023

>>20660879
>hellgun
>unlimited ammunition
>needle pistol
>laser sight
>shock maul
Not a bad setup. Nothing that I'd trust against a space marine, but if it gets to that I'm fucked anyway.
>lho stick
>guard flak armour
Better than nothing, I guess.
>Armageddon
Not good.
>baneblade
>Creed
Could be fun.
>beta-class psyker
Hey, I might live through this after all.
>your sidekick
I'm fucked. The bastard knew all along, didn't he?

>> No.20661028

rolled 8, 2, 8, 3, 9, 10, 6, 4, 4, 8, 6, 7 = 75

>>20660826
>Bolas
If... If the Dark Gods will it...
>Twin Linked
,,,Well I suppose it can work...
>Autopistol
>Sight
I humbly accept these gifts, Ruinous Ones!
>Fists
I... If you think I can...
>Rosette
I... What... H-how...
>Feudal Plate
It's so heavy...
>Macragge
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN M-
>Baneblade
Yes! YES! THANK YOU DARK ONES! I WILL CRUSH ALL IN YOUR NAME
>Choose
I... I CHOOSE... CREEEEEED!
>Valhallan accent
Da! Zis I can be livink with!
>THE HATED INQUISITOR
HAHAHA, YOU VANT ROSARIOUS BACK, INQUISITORSKI? IS TOO BAD, TRY AND CLIMB BANEBLADE AFTER FIRST FINDINK IT AFTER BEINK HIDDEN BY COMRADE CREED IN LAST PLACE IN UNIVERSE YOU WILL EVER BE EXPECTINK ME TO HIDE!

>> No.20661037

So apparently:
I have a Boltgun.
A Plain Boltgun.
and a Stub Revolver.
My Revolver has a Tactical Flashlight.
Or maybe my Shock Maul has a Tactical Flashlight -IDC, really.
To Survive I have 3 Krak grenades.
And Sunglasses.
And I'm Alone.
Except for my Segway.
But Creed is my Father,
I'm on T'au,
and I have no Boss.

I am fucking fine.
I join the GG, get dropped into some lifetime employment in what's probably the safest sector in the universe, and live a boring, predictable life until some schmuck BL author decides a story about the Imperium spending a bazillion thrones to hunt me down for the honor of Creed would be "epix boss!"
Then I do my best to lead the Deathwatch/Assassinorium/LOLCAGE team around into ambush after ambush until they finally have enough plot twists, heroic sacrifices and invocations of plot armor to commit their Heroic Homicide and the epilogue depicts Creed sleeping that much better at night knowing all is righter with the galaxy because his personal honor is final cleansed of my random blot.

It's almost anti-Grimdark the way my tiny, pointless life becomes the focus of an entire clandestine effort involving the expenditure of priceless, irreplacable technologies and people in the name of a stupid morale victory that has about as much meaning as if the team spent three weeks smoking lhos, playing regicide, and hate-fucking until they finally call in "yeah, he's dead" and go home.

>> No.20661039

>>20661028
Oh... Wait

>> No.20661046

rolled 3, 1, 7, 8, 9, 6, 3, 8, 10, 2, 5, 10 = 72

Let's see what I come up with then

>> No.20661054

>>20661037
That's the problem.
The anonymity and grotesqueness of the future of endless, savage, pointless war has been replaced by fucking Special Snowflakes in every corner. Everyone is a Tanith Trooper. Everyone is an Ultramarine. Everyone is fucking noteworthy because of Camera Imbued Superpowers and The Will of the Emperor and HFY.
Nobody just fights and dies.
That's what separates Good Grimderp from Bad. Good is about how little any effort matters in the sum of things. Bad is LOL CREED GOT HIS TANK BACK! BOY CAGE SURE IS A HARD GUY!
fuck yeah I'm mad.

>> No.20661060

>>20661039
Right.
You and your accent are about to be Just As Planned.

>> No.20661083

rolled 6, 8, 1, 10, 5, 2, 6, 4, 10, 10, 3, 10 = 75

come on broken unknown

>> No.20661092

rolled 3, 9, 1, 7, 10, 1, 2, 10, 1, 7, 6, 2 = 59

AY-YO STORMTALON! U WANT SUM FLAK?

>> No.20661095

rolling

>> No.20661110

rolled 1, 11, 7, 10, 11, 1, 10, 7, 8, 4 = 70

Rolling

>> No.20661122

rolled 3, 10, 9, 4, 1, 9, 1, 5, 3, 3, 10, 3 = 61

rolling

>> No.20661135

rolled 3, 8, 7, 7, 6, 8, 8, 1, 5, 3, 5, 9 = 70

Lets see what we got

>> No.20661136

>>20661023
ust as planned...

>> No.20661143

rolled 10, 7, 5, 8, 10, 5, 4, 7, 7, 4, 7, 5 = 79

>>20661037
someone's anus is frustrated today

>> No.20661146

Why does getting a boltgun fuck you over so hard with everything else?

>> No.20661159

>>20661146
>l2rolldice

>> No.20661175

>>20661159
oh I didn't see that update, the last version I saw ran by color.

So a Boltgun got you leather armor and an ancient car.

>> No.20661176

rolled 6, 6, 6, 4, 6, 7, 4, 7, 6, 7, 5, 10 = 74

Let's do this.

>> No.20661177

rolled 1, 5, 4, 1, 5, 9, 10, 4, 5, 7, 7, 10 = 68

>>20661083
Booya
>Twin Linked Hellgun
It's Beautiful
>Executioner Pistol with Silencer
Got this after the hellgun
>Flail
Because it's bad ass
>3x Krak Grenade
There's Guardsmen not equipped like this
>Kasrkin Armour
Practical
>Deep Space
SPAAAAAAACE
>Oldschool Race Car
Pretty cool
>Choosing the Previous Poster
I need broken times 2 here
>Never return home
Worth it
>No Boss
Freelance away

>> No.20661186

>>20661046
>Primary: Exitus Rifle
Awesome, looks like I'm stuck as a sniper

>Primary Add-on: Extended Magazine
Just what I need, an exscuse to shoot more people

>Handgun: Sling
Well shit

>Gun Modifications: Flashlight attachement
I'm guessing that'll go on the rifle then

>Close Range: Hellblade
I can feel the power overtaking me! BLOOD FOR THE-wait a second

>Survival Gear: Lascutter
Useful for getting to good vantage points I guess

>Clothing: Power Armor
This and a Hellblade? Emperor help me...

>Start location: Baal
Ah, good, maybe the Salamanders can help me out then

>Transportation: Old School Race Car
BITCHIN'

>Sidekick: Boreale
WE SHALL CALL THIS MANUVER STEEL RAIN!

>The Twist: You're a Tau
Well, at least I got a helmet to hide that fact

>Boss: None
Well then...jolly xenos-killing for the Emperor then!

>> No.20661190

rolled 4, 9, 9, 2, 6, 8, 2, 6, 4, 4, 10, 5 = 69

>>20661135
>Excitus Rifle
>Twin Linked
>Sling
>Scoped
>Chain Sword
>Recaf
>Void Suit
>Scintilla
>Rusty Car
> with >>20661122
>I'm a Tau?
>Boss is Myself

>> No.20661191

rolled 7, 10, 10, 3, 1, 6, 4, 4, 9, 6, 6, 3 = 69

>>20661122
>3 - Exitus rifle
>0 -Omni scope
>9 -needle pistol
>4 -red dot laser sight
>1-Daemon hammer
>9-Rebreather
>1-Leather armour
>5-Armaggedon
>3-Jet bike
>3-previous poster
>0-GW increases price of its product
>3-no body

well, look like i'm fucked.

>> No.20661194

rolled 7, 9, 2, 5, 4, 8, 2, 2, 2, 9, 7, 6 = 63

>>20661092
>exitus rifle
>unlimited ammo
>executor pistol
>scope
>daemonhammer
>40oz beer
>shades
>paradise world
>unicycle
>gordon freeman
>thick valhallan accent
>some guy in a crisis suit

I'm a russian sniper in aviators, swigging from 40. I can hit from several miles away and I have unlimited ammo. Seeing as the BBEG appears to have no helmet, he won't stand much of a chance. And if it comes to close quarters, I've got a daemonhammer and crowbar-man watching my back, and I can pedal away if need be. Combine with the fact it's a paradise world and I think I'm set.

>> No.20661200

rolled 5, 1, 5, 4, 10, 10, 1, 9, 5, 9, 1, 10 = 70

>>20661122
>3 - Exitus rifle
>0 -Omni scope
>9 -needle pistol
>4 -red dot laser sight
>1-Daemon hammer
>9-Rebreather
>1-Leather armour
>5-Armaggedon
>3-Jet bike
>3-previous poster
>0-GW increases price of its product
>3-no body

well, look like i'm fucked.

>> No.20661207

>>20661143
No lie there.
It's too likely a plot.
"Creed's previously unknown bastard son is on T'au! Quick, assemble the improbable assassins, the unique technology, and kill millions of Loyalists by accident in your all-important quest to accomplish nothing in the very heart of your enemy's home sector! FOR THE EMPEROR!"
Fuck the Imperium.

>> No.20661251

rolled 10, 1, 1, 3, 5, 1, 5, 4, 2, 5, 10, 10 = 57

For the Omnissiah!

>> No.20661252

>>20661190

O man this is even better
Autogun unlimited ammo
Beta class Psyker, boss is a daemon prince
and all I have is a pair of aviators, a servo skull, and a classy pair of shoes.

I'd run with it.

>> No.20661375

I'm fucking rolllin' with zombie Boreale.

Uh, if sentinels can roll.

>> No.20661437

rolled 8, 9, 3, 7, 10, 5, 6, 3, 7, 8, 3, 4 = 73

BATTLE BROTHAS!

>> No.20661468

rolled 5, 4, 3, 6, 4, 2, 7, 9, 8, 5, 8, 10 = 71

Rolling for the emprah.

>> No.20661495

Rolling rolling rolling

>> No.20661508

6,10,10,4,10,5,8,8,9,3,10,5,+0
Total:88
I'll just roll around in my baneblade and shoot everything on the planet. Bloodthirsters don't got SHIT ON ME!

>> No.20661514

rolled 5, 1, 5, 10, 3, 10, 9, 7, 4, 7, 10, 9 = 80

Cunts

>> No.20661530

rolled 2, 9, 9, 4, 9, 5, 4, 10, 5, 4, 10, 8 = 79

let's roll niggas

>> No.20661538

rolled 2, 6, 5, 5, 2, 9, 4, 6, 9, 2, 2, 8 = 60

rollin' with the devil

>> No.20661559

>>20661437
Weapons:
Heavy Bolter with Unlimited Ammunition, Scoped Auto pistol, Daemon Hammer
Gear: Medkit, Kasrkin Armor, Bike
Location: Tau
Sidekick: Creed
Twist: Never go home
Boss: is sidekick

So it starts out okay as I get tactical genioused to Tau and raise hell. Then I guess I fall prey to the temptations of the Tau and am subsequently crushed by a reaver titan that was hiding in my medkit all along. My last words of course:
CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!

>> No.20661588

rolled 9, 4, 2, 10, 9, 3, 2, 2, 5, 10, 10, 1 = 67

Rolling.

>> No.20661605

rolled 4, 5, 3, 3, 2, 8, 3, 9, 5, 8, 4, 3 = 57

rolling

>> No.20661617

rolled 10, 4, 3, 2, 9, 10, 7, 2, 6, 4, 6, 4 = 67

FOR THA WHARMASSTA

>> No.20661661

rollzz

>> No.20661671

>>20661661
hm

>> No.20661687

>>20661671
lets try this again

>> No.20661690

rolled 7, 1, 9, 3, 3, 9, 9, 5, 6, 6, 1, 2 = 61

>>20661687
god damn...

>> No.20661706

rolled 6, 5, 7, 5, 8, 6, 4, 8, 3, 10, 1, 10 = 73

>>20661605
>autogun with bipod
>inferno pistol with tactocal bayonet attached
>crowbar...
>recaf
>guard flak armor
>Maccrage
>rusty car
>Creed
>I never return home
>Tau Commander
So somehow, I am a guardsmen who got his hands on a nice inferno pistol during some battle and Creed was captured by Tau and made serve tau commander, infiltrating Maccrage on a rusty car. With tactical genius we manage to escape from a small tau encampment on maccrage and just give location to the ultramarines. What those Tau believed was gona happen?

>> No.20661735

I suffocate in the vacuum of space alongside Matthew Ward and a Necron lord.
Good end?

>> No.20661746

rolled 3, 8, 5, 3, 2, 1, 1, 8, 5, 1, 9, 7 = 53

rawlin'

>> No.20661752

boss mode incoming.

>> No.20661753

rolled 6, 9, 9, 2, 10, 1, 6, 5, 8, 8, 5, 3 = 72

Time to die a glorious death or live probably die considering my chances.

>> No.20661756

rolled 10, 2, 3, 1, 3, 5, 3, 3, 6, 9, 2, 4 = 51

Its time to kick some ass and smoke some lho,

>> No.20661761

rawlin'

>> No.20661762

rolled 9, 7, 2, 6, 5, 2, 5, 2, 10, 5, 8, 2 = 63

Expecting the worst

>> No.20661768

>>20661706
Wait... witch hunters were updated and my boss is a gray knight. So I am on a mission of protecting Creed while he is on Maccrage to do some diplomaticy/investigation. And this mission is monitored by gray knights...
Anyone help me make any sence out of it please

>> No.20661773

rolled 9, 2, 10, 4, 8, 8, 5, 5, 2, 3, 4, 6 = 66

rolling

>> No.20661777

rolled 3, 6, 5, 5, 6, 8, 9, 4, 1, 10, 8, 2 = 67

>>20661690
Driving my rusty car in void suit in deep space...all alone.
I would not get my hopes high

>> No.20661787

rolled 5, 3, 3, 10, 2, 2, 10, 6, 4, 2, 2, 7 = 56

>>20661753
So for some reason I'm a Tau with an infinite ammo Helgun and bff with Creed and I'm not dead on Armageddon. Welph I think I'll last all of 4 seconds before I get mowed down by something.

>> No.20661788

rolled 3, 3, 1, 7, 8, 9, 4, 7, 10, 6, 3, 6 = 67

Rollan

>> No.20661808

rolled 9, 2, 3, 4, 6, 6, 3, 5, 8, 3, 10, 8 = 67

Rolling.

>> No.20661815

rolled 9, 2, 6, 7, 6, 10, 7, 8, 5, 6, 8, 4 = 78

alright! LEERROOOYY

>> No.20661827

rolled 10, 1, 3, 1, 7, 3, 2, 7, 9, 7, 6, 2 = 58

Rolling.

>> No.20661904

>>20661773

lasgun
no attachment
web pisol
lazer sight
shock maul
recaff
current cloathing
armageddon
tricycle
prev poster
witch hunters are uptaded
tau commander

Pretty sure im a going to get shot by my commissar for losing my armour and playing with a filthy xeno web pistol. Unless the orks or something else kills me first.

>> No.20661926

rolled 1, 10, 10, 6, 9, 10, 10, 9, 3, 9, 5, 6 = 88

MY BODY IS READY

>> No.20661930

rolled 1, 6, 4, 5, 8, 9, 10, 9, 3, 3, 8, 6 = 72

>>20661756
Power armor, Boltgun, Supression shield, medikit, invading the tau, I'm the son of the greatest imperial tactical genius, and my final boss is a pathetic double traitor tau.

>> No.20661952

>Musket
>fineshit
>Sling
>All attachments
>Spoon
>beer
> Sunglasses only
>Commorragh
>Alone
>the emperor is a girl
>Kaldor draigo
Okay, let's get fuckin' dangerous.
I'm naked in commorragh after having sex with the empress, who was in a social meeting here, I just stole the most sacred sling artifact of the ad mech armory of the empress and a finecast musket, I have an spoon from the coffee i just drank and and a beer.
I'm alone and kaldor draigo wants to kill me because I had sex with the empress.
I have 24h to destroy Commorragh, take care of kaldor draigo, get my clothes, finish my beer, take dinner and fuck the empress again.
With a tacticool sling.
Pic related.

>> No.20661957

rolled 6, 1, 3, 6, 4, 10, 9, 7, 8, 9, 6, 2 = 71

they see me rolling

>> No.20661982

>>20661952
>I have 24h to destroy Commorragh, take care of kaldor draigo, get my clothes, finish my beer, take dinner and fuck the empress again.

Snake!?

>> No.20662000

>>20661926
Plasma gun
Omni scope
Web pistol
Dual pistols
Hell blade
Chrono
Leather armor
Macragge
Tricycle
TIDF
I'm a Tau
Tau commander

I am all of the Tau, and apparently a sniper operating behind enemy lines.

>> No.20662005

>>20661982
Well, I'm a naked snake.

>> No.20662022

>>20662005
Thats the manliest kind.

>> No.20662073

>>20661957
So, I got a hellgun with Omniscope, thats some cool ranged shit right there, the thing has full auto and can be recharged by heating it in a fire!
my sidearms are... dual inferno pistols. werent inferno pistols... MELTA PISTOLS? FUCK YEAH BRING ON THE TANKS I CAN DUALSHOT THEM TO DEATH!
ahem, but of course I have my trusty supression shield to catch fire for me and bash enemies faces in with, thats pretty neat defense wise
luckily, I got a crono with me so I can tell the time, that is gonna be useful when I want to wake up before dawn or something
Xeno mesh armor, thats some nice shit right there, I can live with that
commorragh is the planet of my demise! wait, what is commorrag anyway... oh. Homeworld of the dark eldar. Well carp, I like my anus unviolated, but at leasts its just dark eldar, not something really dangerous...
at least when you ride a sentinel. FU YEAH! lets get some sentinel action up in this bitch!
What do you say, my sidekick, TIDF? Wait, thats right, I hate you, but appearently you got a tau battlesuit here, so make yourself useful and prepare your anus for dark eldar when I sacrifice you to survive, or when Im bored.
My thick vallhallan accent will bring us triumph,
even if our enemy is a fukken chaos general.
He may be tough, but he is not inferno pistol dualshot of a sentinel tough

>> No.20662074

rolled 1, 9, 7, 2, 5, 10, 4, 9, 6, 6, 9, 9 = 77

rolling for killing all of the things

>> No.20662078

rolled 7, 10, 1, 1, 8, 4, 1, 9, 5, 6, 9, 7 = 68

Rolling

>> No.20662086

rolled 1, 8, 4, 10, 9, 7, 10, 9, 10, 1, 7, 8 = 84

Let see what I get...

>> No.20662157

>>20661827
>Bolter w/ extended magazine
>Autopistol w/ reflex sight attachment
Good so far.
>Spoon
>Lho-stick
>Guardsman flak armor
Well, it could be wor---
>Commorragh
Ffff-
>Baneblade
>Gaunt
I might live through the ni--
>I'm a tau
>Hunted by a Word Bearer
I don't even...

>> No.20662212 [DELETED] 

Dice Like Thunder!

>> No.20662236

rolled 6, 4, 8, 1, 4, 6, 8, 9, 6, 6, 5, 8 = 71

Derp

>> No.20662286

>>20662236
>Musket & sling
Say goodbye to your anus.

>> No.20662308

>>20662286
let him take all the attachments to the sling and become >>20661952 sidekick.

>> No.20662347

Musket
Bayonet
Sling
Silencer (Wut)
Suppression Shield
Medkit
Fuedal Plate Armor
Baal
Rusty Car
Forever Alone
Witch Hunters are Updated
Necron Lord

FUCKING. BRING IT.

>> No.20662728

rolled 4, 3, 1, 6, 6, 2, 8, 8, 4, 9, 9, 10 = 70

LETS DO THIS!

>> No.20662776

rolled 7, 9, 1, 10, 7, 6, 1, 2, 5, 7, 1, 9 = 65

Time to psyker

>> No.20662795

All right then...

>> No.20662830

>all shitty equipment
>Beta level psyker

My prediction was right AND I have a 40oz?
Sweet.

>> No.20662861

rolled 6, 5, 5, 5, 5, 9, 6, 3, 3, 8, 10, 3 = 68

Rolling ho!

>> No.20662892

rolled 4, 5, 7, 4, 2, 8, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 7 = 52

Rawl

>> No.20662899

rolled 2, 3, 4, 5, 1, 3, 8, 9, 5, 4, 7, 6 = 57

let's do this

>> No.20662943

rolled 3, 3, 7, 6, 2, 9, 3, 3, 7, 3, 7, 9 = 62

Disappointing by the lack of a Warrant of Trade next to Inquisitorial Rosette.

Anyway, here we go...

>> No.20662949

rolled 6, 6, 8, 4, 10, 7, 8, 6, 7, 9, 4, 2 = 77

Time to get royally fucked.

>> No.20662961

rolled 6, 10, 9, 4, 7, 8, 9, 5, 9, 2, 7, 1 = 77

>>20662899
>2, 3, 4, 5, 1, 3, 8, 9, 5, 4, 7, 6 = 57
Bolas,bayonette attachment(wat?),handbow w/ no attachments( D: ),Daemon Hammer, 3 Krak Grenades,Void Suit, Macragge,classy pair of shoes, sidekick:Previous poster (wow really?),you have a thick valhallen accent,boss:tau commander, Double 4,5,6s:8x ammo

wow, what a crazy party that was last night

>> No.20663053

rolled 8, 4, 9, 4, 6, 10, 7, 4, 9, 6, 4, 9 = 80

Derp.

>> No.20663075

rolled 5, 4, 5, 5, 3, 8, 4, 2, 7, 2, 1, 8 = 54

>>20662943

>Exitus Rifle with Bayonet
That's really fucking useful.
>Sling
Great
>DOUBLE SLING
O...kay?
>Fists
I'm fucked
>Rebreather
That's kind of useful.
>Guard Flak
Could be worse.
>Kauravu II
Depending on who wins, this will either end okay or horribly. Well, at least I can blend in with the Guard
>Segway
Maybe I can barter it for something.
>Boreale
With the Blood Ravens fighting in this Campaign, this is bound to drastically increase my chances of survival.
>Creed is your father
That's...Okay? I don't really know.
>Inquisitor
Oh God this cannot end well.

All in all, I think I have a decent chance of survival entirely due to being a friend of the Captain commanding the Blood Ravens in that campaign.

>> No.20663138

rolled 9, 8, 1, 2, 5, 3, 5, 10, 2, 7, 5, 9 = 66

Rollin

>> No.20663191

>>20663053
Heavy Bolter with a grenade launcher (YES), stub revolver, laser sight, chain sword (YES), a watch, feudal plate armor, I start in deep space with a Sentinel (YES) with Gaunt as a sidekick, but witch hunters are updated and I battle myself.

Huh. I might actually survive. If it's possible that I could team up with myself instead, that would be ideal. But I don't think I could. I can be a dick sometimes.

Kickass roll though.

>> No.20663208

rolled 7, 4, 3, 4, 10, 1, 7, 10, 5, 4, 5, 8 = 68

>>20663138

Primary: lasgun
Addon: twin-linked
Handgun: Executor pistol
Gun mod: Bayonet
Close Range: Knife
Survival Gear: 3x Krak Grenade
Clothing: Flak Armour
Start Location: Paradise World
Transportation: Tricycle
Sidekick: Freeman
The Twist: I'm a Tau
Boss: Mirror copy of myself

I think I'm fairly well off except for the fact that I'm a Tau. Then again, I do get to play with some awesome tech (I'm an engineer) and my sidekick is also a good sciency dude.

Plus my boss enemy is just as incompetent as I am and I'm on a paradise world. Could be much worse.

>> No.20663221

>>20663191
Wait. Needle pistol instead of stub revolver and a Baneblade instead of a Sentinel. This situation seems impossibru.

>> No.20663225

Sounds like a nice vacation!

>> No.20663273

rolled 10, 4, 5, 7, 6, 5, 5, 9, 10, 4, 2, 3 = 70

>>20663225
derp

>> No.20664611

rolled 7, 2, 1, 7, 1, 4, 6, 1, 8, 8, 5, 9 = 59

It's on

>> No.20664671

>>20664611
>Crossbow
>Extended Mag
>Web Pistol
>Handgun Scope
>DAEMONHAMMER FUCK YEAH
>Iho-stick
>Current clothing, tshirt and jeans
>Paradise World
>Bike
>Freeman
>Witch Hunters updated
>An inquisitor

I guess I chill on a paradise world forever, alright.

>> No.20664948

rolled 9, 6, 2, 7, 2, 7, 9, 8, 10, 1, 1, 5 = 67

rollan'.

Come on Creed as Sidekick...

>> No.20664998

rolled 9, 8, 5, 7, 9, 2, 5, 2, 8, 5, 3, 3 = 66

Well, why the fuck not?

>> No.20665026

rolled 9, 3, 1, 4, 7, 4, 6, 4, 1, 7, 9, 3 = 58

rollin'

>> No.20665121

>>20664998

Twin linked lasgun, stub auto-pistol with scope, hellblade, 3x krak grenades, flak armor, on Baal, with a rusty car, Creed is my father, and Shadowsun is my boss....

Well, I kill the first guy with a rad suit, take it and go the Temple at Angel's Fall. From there I try to find someone from the IG and volunteer, as I am one of the few gene-pure on the planet. Yeah, I'll likely die, but giving my life for the Emperor is a better life than the slow death on that hell-hole... better to die with brothers in arms on some OTHER hell-hole.

>> No.20665163

>Lasgun
Sweet

>It's Finecast
FUCK

>Sling seconday
Shit

>Laser sight on sling
Helpful...

>Spoon
Fuck my life

>Rosette
Well shit that's useful

>Sunglasses
Damn

>Deep Space
Well the glasses are looking a little better

>Rusty Car
Hooray me

>Servo Skull
Cool

>Emperor is a girl.
Waaaay to afraid to fap to that.

>Inquisitor
Suddenly my rosette is looking very nice.

>> No.20665591

dice+12d10

>> No.20665665

rolled 5, 5, 6, 3, 4, 6, 5, 3, 8, 6, 10, 6 = 67

I don't want no trouble

>> No.20665822

>>20665665
Oh my. Well, looks like I got trouble.
I suppose allying with the Tau is impossible given my selections.

I'd store the musket, use the plasma pistol, bipod, all the attatchments, and my knife. Gaunt and I will make our way around T'au as stealthily as possible till we meet the commander that our destiny is to destroy. We move quickly in our sentinel. I really hope I don't get shot cause I'd be fucked, and GW's price increase means absolutely nothing to us.

Hopefully i'd use my lascutter at least once, but I know dual infinite ammo sighted bayonet plasma pistols should do nicely.

>> No.20666070

rolled 10, 5, 4, 8, 3, 1, 8, 4, 9, 10, 7, 7 = 76

LETS DO DIS

>> No.20666190

>>20666070
>Boltgun
I'm okay with this.

>Bipod
Okay

>Hand Bow
I'm okay with this too.

>Flashlight Attachment
Okay.

>Suppression Shield
Legit.

>40 oz. Beer
YES

>Void Suit
FUCK YES

>Deep Space
Don't know if good, or bad.

>BANEBLADE
BEEHHNNBLAAADDDDEE

>Choose your sidekick
I choose Ciaphus Cain. Fuck everyone.

>Your sidekick is a zombie
FUCK.

>Necron Lord
See you all in hell.

>> No.20666205

rolled 1, 6, 2, 3, 8, 1, 5, 10, 1, 4, 1, 1 = 43

rollan

>> No.20666217

rolled 2, 3, 8, 9, 9, 1, 3, 1, 7, 6, 10, 2 = 61

>>20660768
I will survive!

>> No.20666395

>>20666205
>plasma gun
sweet

>supperessor
How?

>Inferno Pistol
...Okay, enough with the hot blinding shit

>All attachments
Why can't I roll this well on the table top

>Shock maul
Better than a spoon

>Beer
Bless the emprah

>Current clothing: Boxers
Oh dear...

>Paradise
Why do I need guns?

>Uniclycle
Plasma weilding clown...cool

>Servo skull
meh

>The emperor is girl
Cool. Never tried to get some from a imortal superhuman before

>Dark Apostle
Plasma and inferno pistol. Get some.

>> No.20666425

>>20666217
>Plasma gun
ok just have to hope no overheating..
>bayonet
...this seems impractical
>stub revolver
ehh revolvers are cool i guess
>unlimited ammo
fuck yeah all the dakka for me
>hellblade
welp guess Khorne and i get along. Not sure if i will be corrupted but probably cause KAOS!!1!
>beer
i like beer
>guard flak armor
could be worse, now i can survive a rock thrown at me
>Scintilla
plenty of blood for my hellblade i guess
>Sentinel
I do like walkers...
>Gaunt
Fuck yeah! as long as he doesn't get pissed at me for the whole blood for the blood god thing
>GW increases prices
Cunts
>Tau commander
No problem. melee that little commie bitch

>> No.20666428

rolled 19, 18, 16, 4, 4, 11, 16, 9, 14, 1, 5, 12 = 129

rolls for the rolls god!

>> No.20666437

rolled 10, 5, 2, 2, 2, 1, 6, 9, 10, 4, 3, 9 = 63

>>20666428
shit let's try that again

>> No.20666977

Rollin'

dice+12d10

>> No.20667066

rolled 9, 3, 1, 4, 7, 4, 6, 4, 1, 7, 9, 3 = 58

Lasgun with a laser sight, a Executer pistol and a SPOON for close range, because hellblades are for pussies
1 Dose of Frezon and Kasrkin armor, starting in deep space.
On a unicycle with Gordon freeman at my side with the twist being I'm a beta class psyker

>> No.20667105

rolled 10, 9, 4, 1, 8, 8, 6, 4, 7, 7, 7, 3 = 74

I'll bite

>> No.20667214

rolled 2, 5, 8, 9, 4, 6, 2, 6, 7, 2, 9, 9 = 69

To Glory!

>> No.20667229

rolled 2, 1, 10, 8, 3, 4, 4, 10, 4, 3, 6, 4 = 59

Let's do this...

>> No.20667299

Plasma Gun
Grenade Launcher Attachment
GW Finecast (OFC)
Stub Revolver
All Attachments(Are these Finecast too?)
Flail
Sunglasses
Armageddon
Segway, Fuck Yes.
NO..NO GOD PLEASE NO...NO...NOOOOO

>Is knocked out by Codex Ultramarines

Epsilon Class Psyker
I'm guessing Witch Hunter

Oh boy.

>> No.20667316

>>20667229
Chances are good enough, I like this, except having to face a fucking beta-class psyker who is my sidekick. Also, how the fuck does a bolas work with a magazine anyway?

>> No.20667345

rolled 4, 10, 8, 3, 3, 4, 3, 6, 2, 8, 4, 6 = 61

roll

>> No.20667357

rolled 9, 4, 9, 3, 10, 2, 3, 5, 2, 7, 6, 1 = 61

rolling

>> No.20667364

i shal fight for the empurreer

>> No.20667383

/roll

>> No.20667428

Lasgun w/ Grenade Launcher
Needle Pistol w/ All Attachments
Daemonhammer
3x Krak Grenade
POWER ARMOR
ARMAGEDDON
Tricycle
Gordon Freeman
Thick Valhallan Accent
Boss is Lugft Huron maybe?

Becuase my sidekick never speaks, it's constant Valhallan. We go around in our twin power armor suits on our tricycles, switching between crowbar/Daemonhammer and our hax handguns, gravity gun and super needler respectively. I eventually blow up Huron with my Noob Tube Lasgun as I trike past.

Glorious

>> No.20667439

fuck im high

>> No.20667451

rolled 1, 6, 4, 7, 2, 5, 3, 7, 1, 8, 7, 8 = 59

roll that

>> No.20667474

rolled 2, 12, 3, 1, 11, 6, 2, 7, 9, 1 = 54

rollan

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