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Troll thread?

Troll thread.

>> No.20646927

CIS Privilege wat do

>> No.20646937

hey /tg/ girl gamer here

Why do you guys always act so creepy?

>> No.20646947

>>20646937
>>20646927
Man, these two are meta, because I'm being trolled by you SAYING they're trolls.

>> No.20646954

>>20646937
-4 STR

Also: Boobplate

>> No.20646956

What kind of medieval weapon is the best?

>> No.20646961
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20646961

How many trolls per unit do I bring for a Throgg WoC army?

12 or so?

>> No.20646967

Which trolls are better?

3e, 4e, or GURPS?

>> No.20646972

>>20646921
THOSE AREN'T TROLL THOSE ARE FUCKING URUK HAI LEARN YOUR TOLKIEN YOU FUCKING PATHETIC SHITSTAIN CUNT BASTARD LICKER

FUCK YOU YOU CANCEROUS PILE RUINING /TG/ FOR EVERYONE WORSE THAN THE FUCKING QUEST-FAGS

FUCKING SHIT CHRIST

>> No.20646980
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This picture is really a metaphor.

>> No.20646983

>>20646972
If you're not mad, you're the funniest man on /tg/.

If you're actually mad, you're even funnier than that.

>> No.20646986

Harem anime quest!

Fuck you haters, if you don't like the thread just hide it.

>> No.20646989
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*PESH*

>> No.20647001

>>20646947

I'm being meta meta trolled here

>> No.20647009

Meta shit, get off the front page.

>> No.20647010

hey guys im worried that all my players and my dm arent 100% down with my female futa minotaur what should i do to make them love me

>> No.20647013
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20647013

Dungeon crawls are more faithful to the true spirit of D&D. 4e is better at them than 3.x. Therefore, 4e is true D&D.

>> No.20647026

You're walking down the city's main street when you see a human male slave being raped by two elven girls

wat do

>> No.20647032

>>20647026
Men can't be raped.

>> No.20647043
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>> No.20647046

>>20647026
Commence counter-rape!

>> No.20647056

>>20647043
> no greaves
GODDAMN UNREALISTIC ARMOR I WILL SMITE YOU WITH MY LONGSWORD. MY 1D8 DAMAGE, ONE-HANDED LONGSWORD.

>> No.20647061
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20647061

Trololo

>> No.20647070

>>20647032
Never heard of strapons?

and actually in a world with magic, men could be raped. Fucking enchantment school man

>> No.20647079

>>20647026
>Elf girl
>Men can't be raped
>watdo

Commendable. 7/10, a tried classic spun together.

Should mention that one of the elves is not a girl, but a genderqueer or something. You know, bring something new to the equation

>> No.20647081
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>>20647043
Bitch, you are small-time

>> No.20647109

>>20647070
It's not rape if it happens to a man, because all men want all sex all the time. However, all penetrative sex with all women is rape all the time because it's her body.

Jesus, do you even gender studies?

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20647128

Sup, faggots.

Still playing your child games?

Its been so long, I can't even remember how he used to troll anymore

>> No.20647132

Katanas are good bad. Pick one.

>> No.20647136
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20647136

>natural weapons

>> No.20647138

>>20646986
Will do.

>> No.20647139
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>>20647109
>I'm a man, and I would be sexually pleased if a woman rammed a massive plastic cock up my ass. Every other man in the world has the same opinion as me.
Why don't you stop projecting and just admit that you're gay?

>> No.20647146

>>20647132
Katanas are superior to longswords

>> No.20647148

>>20647139

>pegging
>gay

Confirmed for plebeian.

>> No.20647149

>>20647139
If you refuse sex with a woman you are a faggot. This is Facts because Reasons and Science. Prove me empirically wrong. Note that a man denying he wants sex is lying.

>> No.20647152

>>20647139
>Pegging
>Gay

Looks like we have a fag here lads

>> No.20647155

Hey guys, did you miss me?

>> No.20647160

>>20647149
>>20647148
Having something shoved up your ass isn't sex unless you're gay or a kinky woman. So which one is it?

>> No.20647168

>>20647160
I can be a kinky woman for you, anon...

>> No.20647173

>>20647160
> anal is only sex if you're a woman
Confirmed for rape culture misogynist cismale white scum. I bet you play Warhammer 40k, faggot.

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>>20647168
SPOODERMUN

>> No.20647179

>>20647160

I guess not everyone can be a patrician Don't feel bad about being a pleb though, we still need people to clean toilets after all.

>> No.20647182
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>>20647168
>claiming to be a woman
>on the internet
Confirmed for newfag who's never read the rules of the internet before.

>> No.20647188

>>20647160
Someone's never played a game of pretend.

>> No.20647190

>>20647182
I-I said I COULD be a woman for you, anon-kun...

Why are you so r-rude to me...

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>> No.20647201

>>20647188
What's a matter? You seem awfully hesitant to answer my question...are you embarrassed by the answer?

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>>20647179
>I'm a cock-loving faggot in denial, so that makes me better than everyone else.

>> No.20647213

>>20647149
>>Note that a man denying he wants sex is lying.

Virgin? Sometimes you're just tired man... long day at work. Bitch you want me to drive for 20 minutes to fuck you and then wake up in 6 hours to go back to work? Aww hell nah.

>> No.20647214

[INFLAMMATORY POST]

>> No.20647221

>>20647201
I see you trying to redefine sex to try and reinforce the heteronormative dynamic, scum, but it won't work.

>> No.20647226

oh shit /tg/ I'm watching Marley and Me and it's almost ending

God fuck I don't wanna cry again, there's this girl I dig watching too and if I cry it'll just be a massive faux-pas

>> No.20647230

>>20647221
So you are a limp-anus faggot. Now was that so hard to admit?

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>>20647212

>> No.20647252

>>20647226
If that's enough to make you cry, you didn't stand a chance to begin with. She'll end up with a jerk who is more successful in all aspects of his life and you will die cold and alone.

>> No.20647257

>>20647252
>He didn't cry at the end of Marley & Me

Woah

Son

Son

That's fucking cold

Do you hate puppies or something?

>> No.20647258

>>20647081
9/10, she isn't wearing a helmet like everyone else.

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>>20647226

That feel when...

>> No.20647277

>>20647258
Hey, PC's gotta have some flair.

>> No.20647282

>>20647257
Once you turn 18, you can never cry, except in the case of the death of a close friend, life partner or family member, and even then you'll lose your man card if you cry more than a single tear.

>> No.20647303

>>20647252
Have some hot sauce on hand to accidentally get in your eyes.

>> No.20647323

>>20647282
I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY GRANDFATHER, POSSIBLY ONE OF THE MANLIEST MEN ON EARTH, WHO DRAGGED HIS DYING COMRADES OUT OF A BURNING HUEY WITH HIS TEETH (HIS ARMS WERE MANGLED AS FUCK) AND LATER ON SKINNED A VIETCONG WHO WAS TRYING TO RAPE A GIRL WITH HIS BARE HANDS CRIED TWO TEARS WHEN HE WATCHED THAT MOVIE

DON'T YOU DARE CLAIM THAT MY GRANDFATHER WAS A PUSSY, I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL BEAT YOU DOWN YOU FUCKING FAGGOT

I SWEAR TO GOD AND THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA THAT I WILL, AMEN

>> No.20647324

>>20647226
Do you have spaghetti in your pocket?

>> No.20647333

>white dudes attempt to troll each other with straw feminism
>ends up just saying more about their own patriarchal beliefs and self-enforced masculine ideals
Wait, how is this a troll thread?

>> No.20647347

>>20647333
Trips

>> No.20647351

>>20647323
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.20647364

>>20647081
>Ignoring Constipated Constantinople the Grimacing Legionnaire right behind Clawtoes McTits.

>> No.20647368

>>20647333
Welp, must be factual if trips. Guess I've been shown what's what. I'll never patriarchy again.

P.S. nice racism.

>> No.20647374

>>20647323
Hey, I didn't say you couldn't get your man card renewed or anything. And by the sound of it, your gramps has far more than enough man points to afford it.

>> No.20647403

>>20647364
Damn, he's about to get his berserker rage on.

>> No.20647412

>>20647403
That guy is the true hero of the picture, not Maronius Sue.

>> No.20647447

>>20647374
Huh, I didn't know that.

But then again, you're probably right. The only thing that old man loved more than the USA is war.

I remember him diving into a burning building (He was 64 at the time) and get out with two unconscious women on his arms. When we asked him what the hell was that about, he just yelled "FIRE CANNOT BURN ME, I AM ALREADY ABLAZE WITH PASSION FOR WAR"

And then he fucked those two women later, or so would he tell me.

>> No.20647549

>>20646921
its funny cause those aren't trolls

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>> No.20648153

>>20647368
>P.S. nice racism.
I've been assured by leading professionals that it's impossible to discriminate against one's own race or sex.

>> No.20648171

>>20647447
> When we asked him what the hell was that about, he just yelled "FIRE CANNOT BURN ME, I AM ALREADY ABLAZE WITH PASSION FOR WAR"
cool hatgame bro

>> No.20648224

>>20648171
>Implying I have any hats

I'll always be poor and Irish...

>> No.20648260

>>20647549
I TROL U

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>female orc's

>> No.20648276

>>20646921
Good necromancers seem to work pretty well.

>> No.20648550

>>20647214
[REPLY TAKING PREVIOUS POST SERIOUSLY]

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20648638

Vanilla Space Marines don't get enough love. What's with all this Dark Angels faggotry, GW? We need an Ultramarines codex, seriously, the way things are now we're going the way of the Sisters.

>> No.20648876

Did somebody imply Sergals?!

>> No.20648913

>>20648876
>sergals

oh shit there's more than one

>> No.20651124

4E is for faggots.

>> No.20651154

6th edition nerfed the Grey Knights so badly that they aren't even playable any more, much less competitive.
Jesus Christ, even I hate myself for typing that.

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*namefagging in a trollthread*
Teehee~ xxx3333

Also look at my awesome GaiaOnline avi!
I made the Emperator from warhammers400k

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