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[ERROR] No.20471954 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>Trying to run Only War
>Everybody wants to be a special snowflake
>Nobody wants to be a fucking Guardsman
>Suggest Rogue Trader
>Not enough ambition to be rogue traders
>Everyone wants to be told what to do
>Suggest Deathwatch
>Half the group is female
>No crossplay, no way, no how
>One guy cannot tolerate female space marines
>Suggest Dark Heresy
>Everybody gets to be a special snowflake
>Everybody gets told what to do
>Everybody rolls a fucking Guardsman
>MFW

>> No.20471990

You failed as GM

>> No.20472006

wat

>> No.20472015

Can I be a half fey Krootboy hexbladder in only war?

>> No.20472037

half-fey catboy

>> No.20472042

Haha!

You just can't please some people.

>> No.20472071

The solution is obvious.

Black Crusade.

>> No.20472087

It seems your players want to do fighting, so its obvious they will all roll a guardsman since they are the FIGHTAN MEN AND WIMMINS. This is why you should have gone with Black Crusade. That way, everyone can be a special snowflake, they can take commands from a daemon or some shit and everyone can do fightan if they so wish.

There. Problem solved. Now try to be a better GM.

>> No.20472090

Why didn't you suggest Deathwatch with characters from other systems brought up to the same experiance level? If thats what you meant by cross play then my mistake.

>> No.20472108

But 40k is the setting of snowflakes.
>ciaphas caine
>eisenhorne
>ravenor
>every special character in the codexes
Seriously OP, don't get such a hang-up. Sure, 40k's all BR00TAL GRIMDARK KVLT BLAK MEATL, but you don't have to be such a fag and force everyone to be a god damn redshirt.
You're the worst kind of 40k fan.

>> No.20472126

>>20472090
Not OP but I've GM'd crossover campaigns before and it is a cluster. You start bringing in characters from other 40k roleplay systems and they're totally useless in whatever core mechanic you're playing.

>> No.20472137

>Trying to run Only War
>Everybody wants to be a special snowflake
>Nobody wants to be a fucking Guardsman

>Suggest Dark Heresy
>Everybody gets to be a special snowflake
>Everybody gets told what to do
>Everybody rolls a fucking Guardsman

why they do this to you bro

>> No.20472146

>>20472108
Hey idiot:

>Suggest Dark Heresy
>Everybody gets to be a special snowflake
>Everybody gets told what to do
>Everybody rolls a fucking Guardsman
He was trying to let them be Special Snowflakes in two out of four games. They declined.

>> No.20472153

>Nobody wants to be a fucking Guardsman
>Everybody rolls a fucking Guardsman
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

>> No.20472222

This made me laugh harder than it should have.

>> No.20472283

I don't see the disconnect. They didn't want to be guardsmen in an Only War campaign, they wanted to be guardsmen in a Dark Heresy game.

>> No.20472299

>>20472222
Who drew that? I've got work for him.

>> No.20472303

>Suggest Deathwatch
>Half the group is female
>No crossplay, no way, no how
>One guy cannot tolerate female space marines

Hey, how 'bout telling that lone killjoy to go fuck himself? Just a thought.

>> No.20472323

>>20472071
Rogue Trader Laurence Fishbourne gets me every time.

>> No.20472398

>>20472299
I'm pretty sure that's work of Deculture. But I doubt he would be taking any comissions at the moment, too busy running his Lesbian Zombie-Liches threads...

>> No.20472420

>Not enough ambition to be rogue traders
>Everyone wants to be told what to do
Well, in such a game you kind of have to tell them what to do, if only with rumours or particular profitable ventures being brought to their attention. It's not like they'll already have intimate knowledge of the local star systems, or you'll provide the business and political news for 50 planets.
You're their eyes and ears, so be the eyes and ears of an ambitious man.

>> No.20472431

But OP, girls can't be Space Marines.

>> No.20472474

>>20472431
Sure they can. There are no female space marines as there are no male space marines. There are space marines who were once male, and possibly space marines who were once female.
Can you really tell, under the Black Carapace?

>> No.20472523

>>20472398
Lesbian zombie-liches? Why wasn't I informed of this? I'M SUDDENLY AWARE OF A LESBIAN ZOMBIE-LICH-SHAPED HOLE IN MY LIFE!

>> No.20472592

Why don't you just grab Sisters of Battle from DH, put them up to equal XP to Space Marines and just go with it.

>> No.20472612

>>20472523

It's not what you think.

...Neither is the anime. Watch it.

Polite sage for off-topic.

>> No.20472625

>>20472523
Magical Girl Noir Quest
by Deculture (aka Protoculture)

>> No.20472628 [DELETED] 

>>20472523
Does name Madoka ring the bell?

>> No.20472701

>>20472612
Oh, cute magical girls doing cute magical things. And the script is by Gen Urobuchi, I'm pretty sure it will be just like that visual novel he wrote script for ~

>> No.20472904

>>20472701

Spoiler: It is.

>> No.20473167

>>20472612
Off-topic or not, BBB just got another alternate setting recommendation.

>> No.20473301

>>20472015
>hexbladder
>mfw

>> No.20473785

>>20472612
>>20472701
>>20472904
>I_see_what_you_did_there.jpg

>> No.20473818

>>20472625
On a related note, is Deculture from Europe or something?

>> No.20473833

>Half the group is female
>No crossplay, no way, no how
>One guy cannot tolerate female space marines

Tell him to eat a dick. And SpEESE MARHEENS have no genitals so who cares? Maybe they are the first two ever, in a secret experiment by the Black Templars (since they don't listen to the codex astartes anyway...). Fuck that's a good plot hook...

>> No.20473876

>>20473833
Why don't you just have the female players make (male) space marines?

>> No.20473892

Whether or not, when your group gets together to play Deathwatch and 1/2 of them are female, everyone is willing to just say 'Yeah female space marines exist now' is a good test of how That Guy and massively fucking autistic you all are.

>> No.20473917

>>20473818
Nah, he's a Filip. His house actually got flooded by that monsoon that hit Manila two weeks ago.

Fortunately, his tablet survived even if his computer didn't.

>> No.20473932

>>20471954
Try running something that isn't 40k so your players can do what they fucking want and not have to jerk off your fanboy impulses.

>> No.20473942

Question about the Only-War ruleset.

Wanting to run a Necromunder inspired, Scum-Gangfest type campaign where the players start as a bunch of fresh blood in the gang and work their way up to see where it goes, How do you think the Only-war rule-sets would work best for this as it's a bit more combat/action orientated rather than investigation/intrigue

>> No.20473956

>>20473892
My group is 3 females and 2 men. We decided to run a Custodes campaign and to say that the Custodes do have female members (their creation is only stated to be different and more unique to the individual than SMs). It ended up being awesome.

>> No.20473960

>>20471954
Wow op, just... wow

Turn of the computer and do something else. Read a Sherlock holmes or watch adventure time.

>> No.20473964

>>20473942
Would probably work fine. Black Crusade could also work for it if you want your gangers to be actively heretical.

>> No.20473968

>>20473942
Shittily by the book, but work in some Dark Heresy and other BRP compatible material (like CoC) to cover the gaps.

>> No.20474019

>>20473876
Because not everyone is autistic and they value their friend's fun more than the sanctity of 40k lore.

>> No.20474030

>>20473876
I assumed, differently than the rest of you apparently, then he said 'no crossplay' he meant 'they didn't want to play a different gender'

>> No.20474055

>>20474019
You misunderstand. Why is it an issue to play opposite gender characters (in any setting) if it makes sense? FUN>LORE but if they're not playing b/c of this roadblock, FUN=0

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