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Elf thread wat do

>> No.20290152

fap.

>> No.20290153

POST MORE ELVES, YOU FAGGOT, THAT'S WHAT.

NO, I'M NOT ANGRY. WHY DO YOU ASK?

>> No.20290154

put her eyes out.

>> No.20290155

no

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... make elf cloth?

>> No.20290171

The Hustle.

>> No.20290173

No an Elf but a dude in Elf arms and armour.

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Kill it like the rest

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Protoss are better.

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god, they're like weeds

>> No.20290243

Soul Reaver comes out this month. Who's ready for being a Dark Eldar in RT?

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>>20290195
I don't have much Protoss pictures. More of this, haha, I've forgotten they where mouthless. Makes me want to adapt them to my pathfinder campaign seeing them again

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>>20290252
GET THE FUCK OUT

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>>20290240
Nowhere near as bad as the kudzu that is spess muhreens.

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>>20290281
I SAID OUT

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Elves you sa-okay nevermind then.

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>>20290292
YOU TOO MUSCLES,

I GOT MY OWN DEMONS TO FIGHT.

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>>20290305
ASSHOLES WHAT THE FUCK DO I KEEP SAYING.

GET. OUT.

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>> No.20290383

I Storytime, and give apologies for greentext.

>Racist elf chick is trying to wipe humanity
>Fighter falls for her sob story and spends good portion of their various encounters trying to get her to come over to the side of good
>she's slowly starting to doubt herself, but continues her plan
>final battle, the fighter makes his final appeal to her, telling her he's fallen in love with her and would take her away from all of this
>fails his crucial Diplomacy roll
>elf chick unable to toss off past, tells him that she wishes she could have at least spared him, but begins the incantation anyways
>spell is halted, blowback turns her into a simpleton
>fighter refuses to abandon her and keeps her as a sort of pet

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>> No.20290394

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3aB6CPyO0Ww

I stand alone
No one's by my side
I'll dare you
Come out
You coward
Now it's me or you

Fuck your shit, Morgoth.

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>>20290383
>Caska elf, wut do?

>> No.20290416

>>20290383
BITCH GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED.

NOLDOR WOULDN'T PUSSYFOOT WITH MAGIC.

IF WE WANTED A RACE DEAD WE'D KILL IT WITH STEEL AND FIRE.

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>>20290394
Slowly in fear...
The dark lord appears...
"Welcome to my lands!"
"YOU SHALL BE DAMNED!"

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>>20290399
The worst part was that this is D&D, so healing the damage wasn't actually impossible. The rest of the party was just against it because, well, high level wizard with genocidal tendencies.

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PICTURED:

PEOPLE WHO DIE HORRIBLY IN HORRIBLE WAYS

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PICTURED:

COMPLETE AND UTTER BADASS

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>>20290515
Poppycock. I'm sure an elf defined by her pride and tragic past would totally appreciate not being granted the blessing of death and being led around by a human like some sort of toddler.

I'm sure she'd be overflowing with love and appreciation.

>> No.20290652

Silmarillion artwork is always so fucking good. I need to read that again.

>> No.20290663

>>20290515
Well what's better? A crazy elf wizard who wants to end humanity or a Caska elf? Tough choice, I'd say.

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>>20290652
The Silmarillion justifies elves as a concept.

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>>20290663
>strong warrior woman I can sort of respect reduced to feeble minded child who can do nothing but hurt the man she used to love

Normally I'm not one to go on feminism rants, but that one tempts me.

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>>20290689
AMEN MY KINSMAN

>> No.20290736

>>20290711
SHE MADE HER BED, NOW SHE MUST SLEEP IN IT. SHE MUST LIVE WITH THE FATE SHE MADE FOR HERSELF. IF OTHERS WISH TO TAKE HER SHELL OF A BODY AROUND, IT IS THEIR OWN PRICE.

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So, who are fiction's worst elves?

I'd like to nominate Eragon's for starters, but I'm sure they're not even close to the top.

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Oh how the mighty have fallen...

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>>20290279
Who is that? I think it's a named character from WHFB, but I don't know enough to recognize it or know who.

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I forget, is the adjective form of Noldor, Noldo, or Noldorin?

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Running low on pics here guys.

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>> No.20291118

Poison their wells.

Burn down their homes.

Kill off the young.

Carpet bomb their cities.

Virus bomb their world.

End a menace which impedes growth.

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>>20291118
Man, elves don't impede growth, like, at all. They try to sometimes, but it's not especially effective. Leave the bedwarmer race alone.

>> No.20291243

>>20291210
>bedwarmer race

YOU DARE DILUTE THE PURITY OF THE HUMAN RACE'S BLOODLINES? HERETIC!

>> No.20291380

>>20291243
Humanity spreads itself through adaption, and thus it is in the nature of humanity to create races such as half-elves and half-orcs to better fit the environments of whichever region they settle in. I think I read some elven plan to get rid of humans by getting all the men to breed with elven women (which is a bit of a hilarious suggestion to most elven women), but it was based on the ignorant standpoint of the elves who did not realize humans desire sexual intercourse as often as possible, and not just every few years, making decreasing of their population in this manner a completely ridiculous notion. In the end, you'd just have no real dent in the human population and the vast majority of elven women (and it would take the vast majority of them to fulfill human booty call requirements) unsatisfied with elven cock, leading to a decrease in the number of pure-blooded elves born. I mean, seriously, the elven refractory period is what? A decade? Humans are ready to go in like five minutes, with some seeming to be somehow immune to it altogether.

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>>20290394
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoyToHOWSV8

This one describe elves much better. Also Feanor is a fucking hero that elves deserve.

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>>20291380

Every five minutes? Surely our pure elven maidens would grow bored of sex if it happened so frequently.

Sexual relations should be enjoyed like fine wine, only occurring after years of preparation, buildup, and aging.

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>>20291380

That's actually how the Elves in the Witcher universe went nearly extinct. Hilarious, but apt. I don't know how much you're familiar with it, but basically aside from the Elves and a few other races, everything else came from another world. Including humans. There's this one Elf in the Witcher books who makes a speech how they basically could have eradicated the humans when they first arrived, because they were that powerful. But then Elven women got introduced to regular orgasms by copulating with human males and shit went bonkers.

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>>20291444
such an effort
if you only only knew of my plan
in just seven days
I can make you a man

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>>20291466
I've never played the Witcher games, but I did read a webcomic that covered a similar idea. Though in that, the elves just ran off and isolated themselves once they realized what was happening, leaving the rest of the planet to humanity.

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>>20290711
I figured that is why her condition is so tragic.
>>20290775
On the top of my head I figure Elves from Warcraft.

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>>20293723
I don't remember them being all that unique, other than having an addiction to magic.

Also, yes, that is why it's so tragic, but I can't look at the situation without the tiny feminist in me assuming it's Japan hating strong female characters. I push her down and try to ignore her, but that only seems validate her somehow,

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>>20291387
>Also Feanor is a fucking idiot that got elves in all kinds of trouble.

Fixed that for you. The only cool thing he did was forge the Silmarils, everything else was kinslaying, making oaths that will only lead to more kinslaying, threatening to slay kin, and getting lured out from his army and getting killed like a bitch.

Pic related, its the Noldor's proudest king.

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