Quantcast
[ 3 / biz / cgl / ck / diy / fa / g / ic / jp / lit / sci / tg / vr / vt ] [ index / top / reports / report a bug ] [ 4plebs / archived.moe / rbt ]

Due to resource constraints, /g/ and /tg/ will no longer be archived or available. Other archivers continue to archive these boards.Become a Patron!

/tg/ - Traditional Games


View post   

[ Toggle deleted replies ]
[ERROR] No.20068954 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

What kind of events would you expect to see at an orky olympics?

>> No.20068963

What do you think WAAAGHs are?

>> No.20068970

Choppan, Shootan, Waaaghan, Racan, Flyan, Buildan, and Krumpan.As well as Squig herding.

>> No.20068976

>>20068970
this.

also Interpretative Waagh

>> No.20068977

>>Grot punt event
>>Warboss Shitkicka Defflegg wins when his grot fails to come down again.

>> No.20068986

>>20068976
>Interpretative Waagh

i have no idea what this would even look like

>> No.20068993

Squig eating contests.

What else?

>> No.20069009

>>20068993
Squiggoth wrestling, boxing, and of course lighting the flame and keeping it lit via liberal application of grots.

>> No.20069012

>100m sprint
>everybody cheats

>> No.20069020

>>20068986

>> No.20069022

>>20069012
>>Everybody cheats
No shit, Sherlock, they're orks, they always cheat. And beat up those who get caught.

>> No.20069035

>>20069012
>Interprative WAAAGH!
>everybody cheats

>> No.20069054

>>20069035
how do you cheat at interpretive WAAAGH?

also im still not sure what interpretive WAAGH is?

>> No.20069060

>>20069054
It's like interprative dance, but WAAAGH!

>> No.20069065

W-waaaaugh?

Do I win?

>> No.20069069 [DELETED] 

I have a morbid deck with reapers in it, Do chaos gods have shroud or hexproof?

>> No.20069070

>>20069060
>It's like interpretive dance, but WAAAGH!
i really want to see that now.

>> No.20069076

>>20069065
I've eard grots wot WAAAGH! better than that!

>> No.20069079

ok guys, i'm pretty creative and imaginative......i pride myself on it actually, but there is one thing i dont get

what the *hell* is interpretive waaagh?

educate me

>> No.20069080

>>20069065

YOU'Z NOT GOT ENOUGH CAPITO' A'S

'ERE I'LL SHOW YA HOW

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

>> No.20069086

>>20068954

KLAN JOUSTAN

>> No.20069088

>>20069065
No, DIS IS HOW YA WAAAAGH
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGH!!!!
!!!!!!
Kill yerself, ye panzee grot.

>> No.20069091

>>20069079
Itz Waagh dat you interpretate.

Damn 'umies, never understand true orkiness.

>> No.20069092

DID SOMEBODY SAY WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH?

>> No.20069093

>mfw squiggoth races

>there were no survivors

>just as planned

>> No.20069096

>>20069070
Oi, boss! Da flashgitz aint so dakka no more! Deyz iz stompin da humiz wiff da guns! Now datz wot i callz inturrprative!

>> No.20069112

OK WHAT ABOUT THIS

40k olympics?
Some strange twist of fate happens and all the races come together for a sporting event where nobody can kill anybody else, (at least not intentionally).

This has potential.

>mfw orks accidently on purpose blow the entire joint to hell

>> No.20069115

>>20069093
>squiggoth races

>>20069012
>ork races

Orks racing on squiggoths

>> No.20069119

>>20069112
>>100m dash
>>Everybody cheats
Who knew so many races had teleporters on hand?

>> No.20069132

Ya weedy runts think interperty WAAAAAGH iz 'bout 'ow WAAAAAGH da WAAAAAAGH iz? Zog dat, iz about da WAAAAAGH in da WAAAAAAGH itzelf!

>> No.20069168

All I want to see now is the flash gitz shootin competition
Everything but the targets would be obliterated.

>> No.20069178

Question! Can WAAAAGH be invoked in none WAAAAGH events?

>> No.20069181

>>20069168
there would also be judges who rate each gun and how proppa orky it is

>> No.20069190

>>20069178
get enough orks together in one place and everything is WAAAAAGH

>> No.20069196

>>20069190
Oh gosh. Well these games shall surely be fun to watch.

>> No.20069211

>>20069181
The scores would include how much dakka it has, how loud it is, how many gubbinz it has and how well the owner yells while firing,

Accuracy would have no bearing on their scores

>> No.20069222

>>20069178
>none WAAAAGH events
ALL EVENTS ARE WAAAGH EVENTS YA GIT!

>> No.20069267

excuse me gits...

but what about the opening ceremony?

>> No.20069277

>>20069267
Every warband drives around the orkolosseum at least once, firing off a huge amount of dakka. Then comes the komenshun... kommentashun... the opening speech and the lighting of the Grot.

>> No.20069282

These threads are why /tg/ is great.

>> No.20069283

>>20069267

A parade of dead Space Marines?

>> Imply the OC isn't just lots of shootin' and 'WHARRRGGG'-Ing

>> No.20069290

>>20068976

/thread

>> No.20069311

>orklimpiks

Dat's mukkin about

>> No.20069329

>>20069277

No no no, ya don't lite no grots, dey ain't burny enuff, ya git.

Ya make a big ol WAAAGH! bannah, cover it in a good bit a dat promeefium stuff, and get da flash gitz to shoot at it til it goes up in flames!

Now DAT'S proppa!

>> No.20069335

>>20069311
No, it ain't, Boss! It'z onna da speshul trainin' events we'z gotz!

>> No.20069346

>>20069329
>>Grots aren't burny enough
Dat's why you use a couple hunnert of em, ya git!

>> No.20069354

>>20069311

Yeah, 'ow else is we gonna get all da sluggas big an' strong for da WAAAGH?

>> No.20069361

>>20069283
A parade of captured Space Marines forced to compete for entertainment value.

>> No.20069362

>closing ceremony
>gork (or mork?) descends from the heavens to give the keynote speech
>calls everybody a git
>all orks look to ground in shame
>HAAAAAAAM JUS' MESSIN WIF YA GITS
>all orks laugh and go off to stomp some humies

>> No.20069364

>>20069346

A thousin' grots ain't as burny as a good barrel o' promeefium.

Da zog is wrong wiff ya?

Ya tryin' ta make da orklimpiks openin' seremoney borin' for da boss?

>> No.20069370

as for the grots, if all the gazillion orks there think it will burn

then wont it burn?

>> No.20069382

>>20069364
Guyz, Guyz. Lizzen ta me. How'z 'bout we'z take da grotz and promeefium, and covah da grotz wit it? That'd make 'em EXTRA burny!

>> No.20069388

Aint de grots dipped in da promyfiam?

>> No.20069393

>>20069382

Now DAT'S some proppa finkin'!

You could be a zoggin' good burna boy.

>> No.20069423

>>20069393
An' tink! Dey'd all be runnin' aroun' on fiah and screamin', juss riling everbody up!

>> No.20069428

>>20069423
DAT'S BRILLIANT!

>> No.20069429

>>20068954
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ5kf3qx9xg&feature=relmfu

Eldar tossing.

>> No.20069761

Oi’ ya gitz, I’z Bigmek Wreckakraker ’n this Iz Smartboy FinkFasta, an this Iz the… un, tree… DA LOTZ ORKYLYMPICS! Roight ‘ere on Kaurava, da new Dur Planet Boss Gorgutz took in a big WAAAAAAAGH RIGHT PROPPA.
Roight, Smartgit! Wutz our cunt, cont, contestanz, OUR BOYZ! Up fer first?
“Da boyz Iz gunna start da main event az as da burning humy tank Iz bein’ pushed into da arena!”

Dat’z right classy dat Iz!

“Ya see all Da Big Bosses pushin da wreck! Rep-p-re-se-tin… da Clanz Iz; Kaptin Bludflagg commended for ‘Iz Proppa loot’n on da Ravunz Planet. Next Iz; Nob Gitblasta commended for ‘Iz Shootin, sum boyz say e’z a green Vincare!”

Look’z like e’z got trouble pushin da wreck!

“ ‘e Iz a shoota nob afta all!”

E’z in da Orkylympics ta get bigga!
WAA-AA-AA-AA-AGH!
“WAA-AA-AA-AA-AGH!”
“Next Iz Killboy, E’z commended for Iz lack a squishy bitz an’ bein downright orky!”

>> No.20069770

E’z da Boss every BigMek dream’z of…

“Stop mukkin’ about ya git! Cuz Next I’z da big Boss imself, Warboss Snaketeef!”

I Heard E’z a Kommando boss!

“E’z very sneaky dat git, an bein’ commended for it!”

I’z only see da tank!

“Where did e’go?”

Da first event is da Git catch! Where da Stewa’ boyz find an’ aprehend Boss Snaketeef!

“We’z still gotta light da Gargant first!”

Well I’z gettin reports dey already found spectata’s dead, an’ Squigs eaten!

“ Ere they go, da wreck is shunted into da pit by da bosses! WAAAAAAAAGH!”

I ‘Ave proppa dakka with me ta ce,cele, TA WAAGH! DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA!

+++ End Deep Space reconnaissance, Recording from the fallen Kaurava system. M43,004+++

>> No.20069777

this has potential

>> No.20069841

I'll do some events when I get back from the store, if everybody wants more Orkylimpics.

>> No.20069865

>>20069841
A'course we wantz 'em, ye gloryoos writegit!

>> No.20070230

Wiff Da Lightin’ of da Garagant the Orkylympics we’z kin stop mukkin’ about an’ get to da games!

“ ‘Az Snaketeef been found yet?”

YA GET CRUMPED TO ‘ARD GIT? Nobody finds Snaketeef!

“Sum Boyz say, ‘alf the time e’z can’t find ‘imself!”

Iz dat like a Wyrdboy o’ can’t read Iz own mind?
WAA-AA-AA-AA-AGH!
“WAA-AA-AA-AA-AGH!”

“We’z gonna start an event less muky first…”
Ya don’t mean da…
“Da RokkitRanga High Landin’!”
Get ya ‘Eavy Bitz on ladz!

>> No.20070242

“We’z got pleny a real crazy like boyz dere in da mob up, Dat’z alotta clanz out dere.
Won’t be lot’z left in da next round!
“Dis event ‘az a next round?”
OFCOURSE YA GIT! NOW GIVE DA ELDAR BOY A POKE AN’GET DE’Z BOYZ FLYIN’!
“Ya mean Crashin’! First rokkit Ranga to grab da puny git, take da shiny bitz!”
I’z ‘eard da Eldar Iz Crafty and was a lanky Eldar RokkitRanga ‘imself!
“E’z got ex-pur-toise, then!”
Yeah E’z real crafty! Now gimme da voicy box ’n; WAAAAAAGGH!
“Dey’z off! An da first git crumped ‘imself in a sea of burnyism!”
A Proppa show! We’z got Lotz dead moment’z from da launch.
“Dat’z more dan 4!”
LOTZ!
“I’z see lotza boyz mobbin’ outa da fia storm! But da lanky git Iz runnin’ into da mobbaboyz!”
E’z can’t outrun im’ so e’z gonna Inrun em’!
“Datz reall Sneaky! Da boyz are crashin’ inta eachuvva!”
WATCH YER ‘EAD YA GIT! DERE’S A BOY COMMIN’ STRAIGHT FOR US!

>> No.20070265

>>20070242
*Sound of the crowds Waaaaghing*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH GIT DA SKINNY BLIGHTER!!

>> No.20070354

*Glass and metal splinters fly in the background*
“I’z on fire! I’z on…”
*A large splash is heard, with the fizzle of subdued flames*
“Thanks boss!”
Neva fink ya won’t get thristy at da Orkylimpics!
“You sure Iz smart”
Get do’z Gutz of a you, ya git da boy’z Iz gonna catch da Eldar boy!
“But a Goff’s boy smashed inta im’ good! E’z gon smash ‘imself to!”
Proppa smashin’!
“Roight, de’z boy’z Iz crumpin da Arena. ’n Partz Iz flyin Everywhere! Gettin’ real smokey ’n burny too!”
Oi da Eldar boy I’z climbin’ da dead boyz!
“Dey’z usin’ all their black stuff ta make dere new jumpz! An’ dey’z goin’ fer da top!”
I’z still rememba Boy Ikaruz! Neva go fer DA TOP!
“Da boyz Iz gettin’ scorched ’n lookin’ like Black Orkz, Roight stuff dey’z got!”
Dey’z crumpin up about da Eldar boy, but e’z jumpin’ an’ wiggelin’ about!
“WOTZ DISS!”

>> No.20070417

>>20070354
*Crowd 'oooohs' in surprise and shock*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!

>> No.20070452

WARBOSS SNAKETEEF!
“WARBOSS SNAKETEEF!”
E’z grabbed da Eldar boy by da neck an’ wringin’ im’ good!
“E’z still gotta make it fer da goal!”
DA WOT?
“DA SQUIG BOX YA GIT!”
SNAKETEEF IZ LEGGIN’ IT!
“STOMPIN’ OVA DA ROKKIT RANGA’S, E’z makin’ good runs an’…”
HE GRABBED A ROKKIT RANGA AN’ IZ CRUMPIN IM’ WIT DA LANKY GIT!
WAAAAAAAAAGH
“WAAAAAAAAAGH”
“Kan it still fly?”
Snaketeef is jumpin across da Arena wit da rokkit pack!
“Who’z ‘E foolin?”
You gonna take it up wit’ Snaketeef?
“You’re roight Snaketeef’s Flyin for da win!”
Krafty E’ Iz, ‘Ere comes da Throw!
“Oi e’z crumped off Iz arms!”
E’s throw better dat way! An’ eze flailin’ an’ spinnin’ across da last lot an’…

*The tape becomes eerily silent*

“E’z In dere!”
E’z In dere!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
“WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH”

>> No.20070481

>>20070452
*The crowds erupt joyously*

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! SNAKETEEF! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.20070574

Thats it for me for today, I should really get my writing on more.

>> No.20070579

>>20070574
yoo's a magnifi...mag.... Bloody good write git.

>> No.20070697

Are the ork clans still canon?

You know, Goffs, Deathskulls, Blood Axes, etc?

>> No.20070725

No mention of Blood Bowl? Odd.

>> No.20070765

If i'm not running a 40K game I'll probably make some more tonight in this thread.

>> No.20070774

>>20070697
As of the last codex they are still canon.
They aren't all that important though since really it is just a different colour scheme unlike space marine chapters where supposedly painting your armour a different colour means an entirely new stat block and specialization

>> No.20070805

>>20070774

But not if you are Ultramarines/Imperial Fists/Salamanders/White Scars/Raven Guard/Iron Hands or one of their successors, i.e vast majority of all Chapters.

>>
Name (leave empty)
Comment (leave empty)
Name
E-mail
Subject
Comment
Password [?]Password used for file deletion.
Captcha
Action