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I'm bored, so

SLAANESH GENERAL,

AKA big-tittied daemonettes general, AKA was Fulgram reelly possessifyied or did he break free??? general, AKA noise marine awesomeness general.

No Khornate ragetards allowed.

Eldar however are extremely welcome, just head on down to our holding ce- ah, basement, which is a really awesome basement and not creepy or dangerous or anything like that.

Pics, fluff discussion, tactics, etc, anything Slaaneshi goes in here.

>> No.20058949

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>> No.20059048

I like my titties small to medium please.

>> No.20059065

>>20059048
that's fine, as long as they are in EXCESS.

>> No.20059069

>>20058897

I hated that short story in Primarchs. I felt like reading Fulgrim was a total waste of time if that story was to be believed.

On the plus, Slaaneshi characters are great for challenges now

>> No.20059093

>> No.20059098

>>20059015
Y'know, I was always a little annoyed that the whole "Strive for perfection" thing always goes beyond usualy human sensitivities so swiftly. It has its place(especially because it can be enjoyably disturbing), but every now and then I'd like to see something slaneeshi in nature that hasn't yet moved beyond human aesthetics. Like I don't know, a daemon prince or cultist that is just so beautiful (by human standards) that he persuade the enemy to stop fighting by sheer charisma.

>> No.20059134

>>20059069

Ive read Fulgrim, but... uhm.... what happens in Primarch?

>> No.20059146

>>20059134

Fulgrim is not actually trapped in the painting, he was only pretending

>> No.20059163

>>20059098
There is that one guy in Fantasyhammer, but fuck me if I can remember what he's called.

>> No.20059169

>>20059098

Actually, I recall there being a Slaaneshi cult leader who was something like that. It was in one of the Ciaphas Cain stories.

I don't like that type of Slaanesh follower, though. Chaos is supposed to be horrifying as all hell. Slaanesh is supposed to be a God of depravity and corruption. Rather than seducing you with a genuinely beautiful figure, they should warp your mind into thinking that their mutated body is beautiful.

>> No.20059205

>>20059163
Sigvald the Magnificent

>> No.20059224

>>20059169
Thing is, these are not mutually exclusive. Plus, there has to be some 'entry-level' stuff to entice new worshippers.

>> No.20059261

>>20059169
Well since Slaanesh is supposed to be mostly the god of excess, the corruption would be a kind of a sliding scale kinda thing. In that vein I'd just like to see people who are on other places on that scale that aren't full on horrorshow. Especially with that third picture there, it seems like they just look creepy for the sake of it and not because of any specific ideal.

>> No.20059273

>>20059098
To be fair, in that pic he's not trying to be perfect. He's trying to absorb as much sensation as he can. Its when you stop giving a fuck and try to enjoy life as much as a mutated genetically-altered super-human can.

>> No.20059305

Magnificent indeed.

>> No.20059310

>>20059273

Not only that, but the definition of "perfection" varies from worshipper to worshipper. Some of them consider beauty an aspect of perfection. Some of them consider a terrifying and repulsive appearance to be an aspect of perfection, because it instills disgust in their victims.

>> No.20059361

>>20059305
Hey, here's one guy that looks somehwat normal.
>cock out
>rapeface
>Slaaneshi symbols everywhere
Well, FUCK.

>> No.20059370

>> No.20059371

>>20059310
Perfection is also only really a Fulgrim/Emperor's Children pre-Heresy thing. Most Slaanesh followers don't actually care, since its the God of Desire and Sensation. The perfection obsession was just a useful tool for Slaanesh to tempt them.

>> No.20059388

>>20059305
What a hunk of a man. I'd field him, if you know what I mean.

>> No.20059389

"I was beautiful once."

>> No.20059398

>>20059371
It's basically God of Overdoing Shit. That's all that there is to it.

>> No.20059424

>>20059398
That is where the Doomrider joke came from, afterall.

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>> No.20059505

>>20059424
Joke?

>> No.20059527

>> No.20059531

>>20059424
they should bring back doomrider

>> No.20059534

>The idea of setting off without a detailed plan rankled at Marius, a warrior for whom each advance and manoeuvre was planned with meticulous perfection and enacted without deviation. Julius Kaesoron had once joked that he should have been selected to join the Ultramarines, meaning it as a friendly jibe, but Marius had taken it as a compliment.

Deep down inside, the first Noise Marine still secretly wishes he could be one of the sons of Guilliman.

>> No.20059543

>>20059505
That's not sand or snow that he's riding down the slope of.

>> No.20059759

Hey bros!
I have a question.
How do I have a consensual relationship with someone and really slowly introduce her/him into my lifestyle without scaring them?
I think I'm too aggressive and startled them.

I'm also crafting a little 6 inch melodybox, playing various songs from man-o-war to the queen, pretty ancient stuff, older than any brother we have.
Do you have some ideas beside on-off switch with the slaaneshi sign?

>> No.20059797

>>20059543
I know.

>> No.20059884

>>20059797
The whole "I DO COCAINE" party-animal thing was made up as a joke by /tg/. The original character is pretty boring, since the only thing going for it was that he randomly appeared and then drove off into the warp during battles.

>>20059531
They should. He had no personality, but he was still so much better than Lucius.

>> No.20059893

>>20059759
Just introduce them to some daemonettes. You'll see right away if they're long-term relationship material.

>> No.20059924

>>20059146

He's trapped in his own body instead?

>> No.20059940

>>20059884
To be more specific we stole it from Dr Rockso from Metalpocalypse.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9IZLyEv81A

>> No.20059970

>>20058897

Fulgrim was well and truly possessed, and did not break free. I'm not sure where you got that idea from.

>> No.20059982

>>20059970
in an ulterior novel, Fulgrim appears, and is not possessed.

>> No.20059984

a noise marine with an organ on his back made out of a bunch of human vocal cords 1 for each note, would be awesome. we need a drawfag asap

>> No.20059989

lol 40kids

Just kidding
I was expecting some Fabius Bile, you disappoint, /tg/

>> No.20059999

>>20059984
they won't be recognizable as human cords. They won't be recognizable as each able to produce only one note.

>> No.20060009

>>20059989
this thread is about SLAANESHIS. Fabius Bile is NOT a slaaneshi.

>> No.20060028

>>20060009
But he was an Emperor's Child (?), so I think we can let that slide

>> No.20060038

>>20060028
hey that rhymes!

>> No.20060061

>>20060009

He was an apothecary in the Emperor's Children, and is obsessed with creating the perfect warrior.

>> No.20060066

>>20060028
Yes he was.

>> No.20060087

I'm reading Fulgrim right now. Man, this is depressing knowing that the Emperor's Children are fucked. They seem like a really great chapter. I'm guessing this how the author wants me to feel?

>> No.20060098

>>20059984

Didn't Crovax (of Magic the Gathering fame) have a giant organ (agnophone or something like that) that operated in a simillar manner?

>> No.20060102

HEY SLAANESH WORSHIPPERS.

HOW ARE THOSE STDS?

>> No.20060111

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypgltnMSTvw&feature=related

>> No.20060180

>>20060087

that's why i haven't started reading them yet, i just finished all the GoT books and i can't go through more heartbreak.

>> No.20060292

>>20060102

HEY NURGLE WARRIORS! HOW'S THAT STOCKHOLM SYNDROME?

>> No.20060311

>>20060087

Yeah, kind of. Although honestly, the part that makes me go 'nooooo' is when they meet Eldrad. Apparently, they are why he is a dick.

>> No.20060313

>>20060292

I WOULD ASK HOW YOU FEEL, BUT DUST DOESN'T HAVE FEELINGS.

>> No.20060316

>>20060292
I fixed that image for you.

>> No.20060375

>>20060313
>Dust
>Thinking a sorcerer is a rubric marine
>40012

>> No.20060483

>>20060313
AND WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW OF FEELINGS

>> No.20060500

>Slaneesh offers you an eternity of mindblowing pleasure and sex, in return for, well your soul
I don't believe any of you guys would turn him/her down, would you.

>> No.20060504

>>20060483

I FEEL THE LOVE OF THE GREATFATHER!

>BUHUHUHUHU

>> No.20060524

>>20060500
Shit, there's a good chance some random daemon is gonna devour my soul anyways, so I might as well go whole hog. And old Slaanesh sure sounds best out of all four.

>> No.20060542

>>20060500
>He thinks Slaanesh is all about sex.
>He thinks it wont get boring eventually anyway.
>He thinks Daemonettes will care about geting him off and not doing what they want.
>Laughingslaanesh.jpg

>> No.20060545

>>20060483
That's a pretty cool image. A female slaneeshi marine that's not all 6 tits shitting dicknipples. Finds a nice balance on the whole mutation/humanity scale.
Also a surefire way to incite instant nerdrage if used right.

>> No.20060555

>>20060542
That's the cool thing about Slaanesh. No matter what terrible things the daemonettes do to you, you'll learn to enjoy them.

>> No.20060565

>>20060555

Then you'll eventually get bored of it, and need EVEN MORE extreme stuff to get a thrill.

>> No.20060566

>>20060542
>>He thinks Daemonettes will care about geting him off and not doing what they want.
Doesn't him getting off feed Slaanesh? So the Daemonettes would probably be willing to get him off, but only for the sake of Slaanesh.

>> No.20060592

>>20059999
you could have several torsos, their screams would be the notes enduced by electric current and then amplified

>> No.20060602

>AKA big-tittied daemonettes general
I'm okay with this.

>> No.20060609

>>20060565
Canonicaly this is where noise marines come from. Nothing else interests them anymore.

>> No.20060611

GONNA COME AND CARRY ME HOME

>> No.20060626

>>20060545

She's not a marine, I think. Seems fairly human sized and not huge. Human scale power armor does exist.

Maybe Noise marines train random humans to emulate them?

>> No.20060631

I'm thinking of worshipping Slaanesh because I revel in new sensations, find specific emotions/moods/thoughts addicting and seek to enter those states intentionally, and really, really enjoy eating.

I do not find drugs or sex interesting.

Is Slaanesh the god for me, or do I need to settle for the blood god?

>> No.20060644

>>20060545
I like to think that that's a dude. Slaanesh is generous with his blessings...

>> No.20060650

>>20060631
No Slaanesh is for you. Everybody jumps on the lolsex band waggon because it's the go to assumption for a god of pleasure and excess, but doing anything you enjoy to excess is slaaneshi, even if it's building a fuck huge library and reading all day every day.

>> No.20060656

>>20060644
Considering only men can become marines you're probably right. Regardless of what it is now it had to start as a dude at the very least.

>> No.20060658

>>20060644
With Chaos, nothing is certain. But everything is awesome.

>> No.20060719

ITT

>> No.20060736

>>20060626
There is nothing to stop Slaanesh from making her in to a spacemarine if he feels like it.

>> No.20060771

>>20060736
Whatever helps you fap without feeling gay bro.

>> No.20060816

>>20060736

Pherhaps. But you need more than just power armor to be a space marine.

You need size, and the picture doesn't grant it.

Still, CSM made in the warp using base human females as a frame is fine by me.

>> No.20060855

>>20060719
You just know the guy in the lower left is painting the most incomprehensibly amazing picture

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>> No.20060904

>>20060855
I like the expression on the sorcerer, too.
>WHADAAAFAAAAACK IT WORKS!?

>> No.20060989

It must suck being a Slaaneshi dreadnought.

Unless they lace the sarcophagus with heroin or something

>> No.20061008

>>20060102
Actually, I use selfmade and quality tested condoms.
I gave it several slaaneshi scientists to testify.
The condoms not only fit, the material isn't hindering the pleasure of the wearer, yet prevents the condom to burst from cum overload. It also protects the participant to about 99.99999999999999999999% from stds.
I love creating stuff.
Many reasonable daemonettes can testify.

>> No.20061032

>>20059169

I've never liked this idea.

The Chaos gods are representations of emotions, hate and bloodlust, scheming and betrayal, sickness and death, excess and lust.

But I don't understand why they aren't allowed to represent have the positives om there too? Why can't Khorne also be the god of genuine honor and victory, Tzeentch genuine intelligence and ingenuity, Nurgle genuine love and fatherhood, Slaanesh genuine beauty and ecstasy.

I get that the Chaos gods are supposed to be evil and grim and twist the good into something awful. But that's the point, there can be no corruption of a virtue if there isn't a vestige of the real thing in there.

This is why i don't like the new Daemonettes, they don't look like something beautiful that's been twisted. They just look twisted and ugly, there's not the barest veneer of beauty in them, they're just ugly, not enticing in the slightest, how the fuck are they supposed to corrupt the innocent if any innocent how sees them instantly turns 360 degrees and walks away?

>> No.20061065

>>20060989
>Implying they don't emulate the feeling of sex on every remaining cell

>> No.20061069

>>20061032

Because of corruption, or its just only negative emotions turn into chaos gods. Who knows?

>> No.20061079

>>20061032
Fantasy Chaos is like that, and there are entire cultures that worship Chaos gods in (mostly) their positive aspect.

>> No.20061083

>>20061032
Because grimdark

In the old fluff Khorne did actually represent honour. His followers never killed the innocent

Now he cares not from were the blood flows...

>> No.20061124

>>20059982

Yes, I see that now from yours and other posts. Disregard my last, then. Kind of weakens the tale of the Childrens' fall from grace if it was really all "just as planned" by Fulgrim.

>> No.20061178

>>20061083
Not him, but honestly I think it was mainly used to allow whole-scale Chaos slaughter.
Because then Khorne followers if they followed by those rules would never be able to glass cities due to killing innocents.

>> No.20061206

>>20061032
this is why me and my friends are convinced there are really 8 chaos gods, there's the chaos gods we know and then 4 others that represent the positive emotions you listed.

>> No.20061381

You guys aren't getting it. You think that just because he threw off the possession in The Primarchs, that his story ends there.

1.) Fulgrim gets the sword, becomes increasingly tainted and fights a losing battle against possession. Can't admit he's losing because he's perfect.
2.) Locked in a fight with Ferrus Manus, Fulgrim gives up and submits to full possession.
3.) His soul trapped in the painting, Fulgrim goes off the deep end and opens mind to the powers of Slaanesh. He becomes 100% corrupt.
4.) Fulgrim throws the daemon out of his body, takes over again, and eventually becomes a true daemon prince in between The Primarchs and the flight to the Eye of Terror.

So yeah he's not possessed anymore, but he still becomes the naga-like daemon prince later.
4.) Fulgrim fights the daemon

>> No.20061521

>>20061032
That's GW being a bad company.

>> No.20061626

>>20061032
I think that they used to write them like that, but because of the increasing grimderpification of the setting, those have largely been abandoned.

>> No.20061698

>>20061032

because BLACK AND WHITE, ONES AND ZEROS

CHAOS = INSTANTLY EVIL BECAUSE IT'S EASIER TO UNDERSTAND

>> No.20061716

>>20061626
They've brought it back a bit in the current Daemon codex. Skulltaker still represents Khorne's warrior honor, wandering existence, challenging people. Nurgle and his daemons are still jovial and caring in their own messed up ways. Such as the story of Isha. Nurgle rescued her from Slaanesh and gives her his "gifts" out of love.

>> No.20061733

>>20061716
>Such as the story of Isha. Nurgle rescued her from Slaanesh and gives her his "gifts" out of love.
I never did understand this.

>> No.20061770

>>20061698
I highly recommend reading reading First Heretic and A Thousand Sons. Two completely different views on the warp, both of which are true

>> No.20061776

>>20061032
>how the fuck are they supposed to corrupt the innocent if any innocent how sees them instantly turns 360 degrees and walks away?

Because Daemonettes are possessed of a particularly unearthly glamour that addles the minds of people who look at them. Depending on what you read, it either makes the viewier see the Daemonette as his/her heart's desire, or the magical aura screws your brain into the biggest whyboner.jpg imaginable. You know what you're looking at is grotesque, but can't help but want to let it embrace you.

>> No.20061786

Since my thread wasn't going to get any answers, I will ask here.

Space yiff player here, and I am falling to Chaos.
Sixth edition has been really fun and I want to start myself a CSM force, as Wolves are a little lackluster.
When I began playing last year, I finally settled on Wolves due to my previous love of vikings, and knowing I would love the assault phase. I was looking at Chaos for the zerkers too, as well as IG for a whole other reason.
Anyways, I was wondering what you guys would recommend invest in for this transition?
I hear zerkers got nerfed pretty bad, but thats ok, I do not plan on assault being my main focus. Thousand Sons have me drooling over their AP3 boltguns, Plague marines and Noise marines are just awesome too. I already know I want at least one prince with lash, but I don't want to put money into shitty units I will end up never taking. What should I buy, /tg/?
Also, whats the best way to take Noise Marines?

>> No.20061827

>>20061733
Nurgle is weird. He feeds off of depression, so he gives people diseases to inflict suffering. But he doesn't see this as malicious, since it is his nature. Kind of like how a parasite doesn't realize that it is hurting the host organism. He shares his diseases and plagues with Isha, not actually realizing that it harms her, he sees it as sharing what he has with someone he loves, like a puppy/cat bringing a dead squirrel as a toy/food to its master.

>> No.20061873

>>20061827
So Nurgle is the big plague baby that thinks everyone likes what he likes?

>> No.20061878

>>20061786
I don't play Chaos so I can't help you out much

Im pretty sure Noise Marines and Thousand Sons aren't worth taking though

>> No.20061900

>>20061873
Yes, he is the ultimate neckbeard.

>> No.20061903

I'm always angry about the lack of Chaos space elves.
The Dark Eldar are almost there but honestly aren't chaos-y enough

>> No.20061910

>>20061873
Yes.

>>20061878
Right now, yes. This may be changing come September when the new book comes out.

>> No.20061915

>>20061873
Essentially.

>> No.20061936

>>20061910
Well that is good to hear. Hopefully they get a boost, Noise Marines are so cool.

>> No.20061943

>>20061873
Isha is beautiful. Nurgle took the chance to get his waifu

On a more serious note Isha is the god of healing so he pretty much uses her as his test subject

>> No.20061973

>>20061936
I believe the current rumors are a drop in points, and Sonic Blasters will be 36" Salvo 2/3 weapons.

>> No.20061999

>>20061973
What are Salvo weapons? I am still pretty green.

>> No.20062019

>>20061999
They're a new class of weapon introduced in 6th. Essentially, they're like bigger Rapid Fire weapons. A Salvo 2/4 weapon would fire four shots if the bearer was stationary or two if it moved.

>> No.20062048

>>20062019
Ah, awesome. Thanks for the explanation.

>> No.20062050

>>20061999
New type introduced in 6th. Think heavier Rapid Fire. If you move, you get the first number in shots up to half the weapon's range. If you stand still, you get the second number up to full range. And no assualting after using. So, for Noise Marines, it'd be 2 shots up to 18" if they moved, or 3 up to 36" if they stood still.

>> No.20062065

>>20061973
>>20062019
>>20062050

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>> No.20062149

>>20062050
Which is still rather bad. Let's hope the cost reduction will be enough to take them.

>> No.20062168

Slaanesh thread? Why didn't anyone invite me?

>> No.20062188

>>20061032
The modern fluff is only canon if you want it to be. Personally I ignore pretty much every retcon from the last eight years.

>> No.20062209

>>20062149
Its a 6" lose on their moving shots, 6" gain on their stationary, and relying on pistols to assault. Also, their weapons ignore cover. But considering that they used to be 25 pts., any point decrease will be welcomed.

>> No.20062215

>>20062168
because I didn't invite you.

>> No.20062221

>>20061903

Agreed. We hear snippets about how terrifyingly powerful and dag nasty they are, but we never see any of them. I bet they make CSM look like a bunch of pansies.

>> No.20062224

>>20062168
No neckbeards allowed.

>> No.20062230

>>20062065
SCREAM TO BE HEARD!

>> No.20062234

I am surprised and impressed that this thread didn't turn into a porn dump.

You're a chill bro, /tg/.

>> No.20062243 [DELETED] 

>>20062168
My point exactly!
And although another Eldar faction would be a little too much I wouldn't mind another chaos/Dark Eldar offshoot with Chaos Eldar.

>> No.20062264

>>20062221
My thoughts exactly.
They shouldn't mention them if they don't allow them, and I honestly wouldn't mind another Chaos/Dark Eldar offshoot, since another Eldar faction would be a little too much.
Although considering how many Space Marine chapters there are...

>> No.20062273

>>20062188
isn't the khorne oldschool fluff the same as the actual but without khorne orcs and khorne half orcs?

>> No.20062300

>>20062188
so all that honor stuff yada yada was nothing more than fanfiction? seems kind of right

>> No.20062306

I would like to know if when othe races fall to chaos do they get all well hulked out and monsterous looking as the marines do?

>> No.20062328

>>20062306
Some would retain their forms, most likely Eldar.
Others would probably fall faster.

>> No.20062335

>>20060650
Didn't Dark Heresy present a way to find out the underlying mechanics of creating great art, but it involves obsessing so hard about science and art that it results in Slaanesh-themed Mutations and Summonings?

>> No.20063362

>>20062221
So they do canonically exist? Tantalizing.

>> No.20063393

>>20063362
You thought they didn't?
DE have some Chaos Eldar in their lore, but nothing influencing the board.

>> No.20064165

>>20062300
>>20062273
HEY, YOU, YES YOU, FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT! YOU SEE THIS? KHORNE WAS NEVER ABOUT HONOR, ENOUGH WITH THIS FANFICTION BULLSHIT!!!

I HAVE SPOKEN!

>> No.20064757

>>20064165
The original chaos codex did mention that many rationalise their devotion with honour, bravery or martial pride. So worshippers concerned about that do exist, and worship Khorne in that aspect.

But when it comes down to it, Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it does.
Sorcerer or Slaughterer, Child or Champion, Hero or Habadasher.
Khorne cares as much for Kharn's life as he does for Ahriman. Either of them dying is a boon to him. He has other servants after all.

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