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[ERROR] No.20022781 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

God damn it Conrad, where the fuck is your camo cloak!?

And why the fuck are you wearing your NVGs? It's not even night out!

>> No.20022822

I always hated the mouth on that guy, it's like he's just realised he's followed through.

>> No.20022843

>>20022822
Shitting yourself in power armor is no joke.

>> No.20022904

>>20022843
They're wearing carapece armor

>> No.20022938

>>20022843
Do space marines eat as regular humans do? I can imagine they can do without for a while even if they don't eat their own recycled poop.

Do chaos marines eat for that matter? Eating doesn't seem very chaosy, it's like they are too evil to eat.

>> No.20022965

>>20022904
They're still wearing what amounts to a metal onesie. The poop has no egress route.

>> No.20023011

Actually scratch that. There is a canon source that says space marines poop nutrient paste.

>> No.20023046

That 'official' way of putting them together always bothered me. Particularly the Sergeant.

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU DISMOUNTING YOUR SCOPE ON A SNIPER RIFLE? DO YOU REALLY HATE YOUR WEAPON BEING ZEROED THAT MUCH? IS IT A FLESHLIGHT IN DISGUISE? FUUUUUUUUU-

>> No.20023049

>>20022938
In Dark Disciple, Marduk scolds Burias for drinking a (presumably alcoholic) beverage, as it isn't "necessary sustenance".

>> No.20023073

>>20023046
The only thing I can think of the gun hand is him going "BANG!" in his mind, pointing at people.

>> No.20023107

>>20023049
Welcome to chaos, first rule here is to only eat what is necessary, also every second Friday is wacky tacky tie day.

>> No.20023123

>>20023073
or making 'pew pew' sounds with his fingers.

>> No.20023129

>>20023046
probably using it as a makeshift binocular?

>>20023011
>space marines poop nutrient paste
so why are they excreting waste that is beneficial?

>> No.20023178

>>20023129
because their body only absorbs what is required, either that or they have some colon implant that changes the poop from dirty brown stuff to yummy space juice.

>> No.20023195

>>20022938

I just figured the only eating chaos did, was eatin the flesh of their enemies. Not out of necessity, you understand, but for shits and gigs.

>> No.20023196

>>20023129
He could keep it on the weapon and do that.

>> No.20023215

>>20023129
I think it's their suit, or some genetic modification that recycled the poop.

Now if we could combine this with the diaper of holding...

>> No.20023219

>>20023195
>slanessh marines
>not eating a giant feast of cocaine laced bon bons and heroin cakes

>> No.20023241

>>20023129

>probably using it as a makeshift binocular?

Except that's kind of dumb. Zeroing a rifle takes a while, so taking it off to use as a telescope makes no sense when you could just leave it on and look through it while it's on your rifle. Furthermore, the time it takes to take off a scope to use as a telescope is much longer than just looking down your fucking scopes. It's dumb.

>> No.20023249

>>20023046
I always thought he was spotting for everyone else. As a sergeant, it would make sense that his priorities would be in directing the squad and staying as aware of the battlefield as possible.

>> No.20023277

>>20023195
that seems right, I can't really imagine Abbadon sitting down to eat a plate of spaghetti shapes or anything. Plus how would he hold the knife and fork?

Unless it was chaos spaghetti shapes, which include the 8 point star, the icons of the 4 gods and an outline of the eye of terror.

>> No.20023322

>>20023277
LUCKY RUNES
THEY'RE TRAITOROUSLY DELICIOUS

But honestly, how can you guys not seeing a giant chaos warlord sitting down to a feast carried by mutated and tortured slaves?
also /r/ing chaos food

>> No.20023425

>>20023277
Kraftworld: Mac and Cheese Chaos Edition!

>> No.20023458

>>20022822
Better?

>> No.20023489

>>20023241
as a sergeant, he has BS 4, equivalent of a full fledged space marine

furthermore, he is an ultramarine

thus he does not need a scope as he is so well trained and proficient that he can take a head off 2 km away firing from the hip

>> No.20023511

>>20023129
Picture the following: a Marine ends up stranded, far from Imperial support, along with an important non-augmented human - say, an Inquisitor or a Navigator or something. It falls to him to preserve this individual's life until they can make contact with elements of the Imperium. After several weeks with no sign of salvation, their rations run out. Or perhaps they never had any in the first place. Not to worry though, for the noble Astartes can keep his ward alive by letting him eat his shit. Truly, the Emperor provides.

>> No.20023710

>>20023458
oh god my balls

>>20023511
>mfw

>> No.20024771

>>20023511
The thought of the overenthusiastic manchild Indrick Boreale standing still for eighteen days straight makes me ponder the plausibility of that description.

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