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19908898 No.19908898 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Other Gods are fucking stupid! Who cares about Khorne lol? He is just an angry fag on his period 24/7

Tzeentch? Hes just a stupid nerd. All his followers are retards and hes never happy with one thing!

Nurgle is a fat piece of shit, totally ugly, would not bang.

Slaanesh is where its at!

#yolo #princeofpleasure #eldarsuck

>> No.19908935

Sounds good to me...Sounds really good! SOUNDS SO FUCKING GOOOOOD!

>> No.19908950

>>19908898
>Four boobs.

everythingyouneedtoknowaboutslaanesh.jpg

>> No.19908975

>>19908950
Those are her knees, bro.

>> No.19908978

>>19908950
knees mate

>> No.19908987
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>> No.19909002

wwhy slaanesh is piss. why slaanesh is piss
#italiano

>> No.19909010

>>19908975
>>19908978
>implying Slaaneshi whores don't have boobs on their knees
You have much to learn of the ways of Chaos.

>> No.19909012

>>19909002
>Cboyardee
ma nigga

>> No.19909018

>>19909010
>implying Slaaneshi whores don't have knees on their boobs.

>> No.19909042

>>19909002
I don't understand the reference, or the stupidity in how that was written, but the #italiano just made me laugh.

>> No.19909057
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19909057

>>Yolo

I wish I still thought they were referring to the Age of Empires Priests.

>> No.19909061

>>19909042
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8AUPSfgk18

>> No.19909075

Best god on the best thread!

>> No.19909091

>>19909057
That's Wololo.

>> No.19909101
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>>19909057
>yololo
may this post bring you some nostalgia.

>> No.19909110
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19909110

hello corpse-worshippers
look at your emperor, now back to me, now back at your emperor, now back to me

>> No.19909122

>>19909101
...

Reinstalling

>> No.19909125

>>19909101
At least it isn't one of the Popolous priests.

>> No.19909132

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frZX9U0Uhfw

>> No.19909134
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>>19908898
>christian cross on forehead
>slaanesh

Yeah-no I don't think so. That's a christian demon.
>young religion
>killed twice as many as any other religion in the name of religion

Your symbol also sucks OP.

>> No.19909144

Only good thing about this fag is that he hates Eldar almost as much as I do.

>> No.19909156
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>>19909101
FUCK YOU PRIEST FUCK YOU, STOP TURNING MY BUILDINGS, ELEPHANTS, CATAPULTS, EVERYTHING NOT NAILED DOWN AGAINST ME.

FUCK YOU COMPUTER FOR COVERING THE GOD DAMN MAP WITH TEMPLES AND SPAMMING PRIEST LIKE THE WHORE OF BABYLON THAT YOU ARE.

ALL. MY. NOSTALGIA RAGE.

>> No.19909193

>>19909144
Hate them? Why would I hate them? I just love them into oblivion!

>> No.19909198
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19909198

>Slaaneshi calling someone else a fag
>M42

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>>19909134

I wonder who could be behind this post.

>> No.19909214

>O-)-c
Is that supposed to be a face? I've never seen that before.

>> No.19909222

>>19909214
lrn 2 warhammer

>> No.19909224
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19909224

god dammit i hate you so much i wish i could just hate you to death you ugly piece of shit your mother should have punched herself in the cunt the second you were convieved god damn i cant even begin to understand why you are allowed to live shit i will shove your fingernails up your own urethra, do you understand me? you better kiss your sweaty, wrinkled, ballsack goodbye and tell your hand you love her, because when i get done with you you're going to look like the inside of a diseased cyst

>> No.19909228

>>19909214
Its the symbol of slaanesh fag

>> No.19909231

>>19909222
Oh, it's a sideways slaanesh symbol. It really doesn't look like it in the Subject area. Too big.

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19909238

> Worshiping the weakest god of chaos
Nope.

>> No.19909244

>>19909238
>not losing weight
>40012

SHIGGITY

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19909255

Yes, hail Slaanesh, all hail Slaanesh.
Make sure you don't miss your hourly orgy today, citizen.

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>>19909238
Yo.

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19909273

>>19909244
Here's a noise you often hear Slaanesh marine.
"You suck!"

>> No.19909277

>>19909255

>implying that reverse psychology is going to work on us

Aren't you supposed to be good at scheming?

Also,

>implying that our attendance of the hourly orgy is a waste of time that will allow you to put some other plan into motion, and not a sacred ritual that will summon one of Slaanesh's most powerful servants into the materium

>> No.19909302

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the World Eaters, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Cadia, and I have over 3000000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top berserker in the entire Eye of Terror. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Imperium and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven thousand ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the World Eaters Legion and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>> No.19909304

>>19909263
Get plowed corpse lover.

>> No.19909311
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>>19909273

Mmmmm... no, sorry, too busy hearing other things. Much better things.

>> No.19909333

>>19909302
Listen to my man. He's not bullshitting. Me and my boy here killed over 6000000 loyalists between the both of us during our black ops missions in Cadia and Armageddon. But you wouldn't know anything about that, would you? That's because you're a little bitch who does nothing but talk shit on the internet while waiting for his hot pockets to finish heating in his mother's microwave. I know a hacker in the Inquisition who could get me the IP to your (or more likely, your parents') hab like that. Then guess what happens? I come right on down to that basement you're sitting in and I beat your fat ass to a pulp. Shit, I probably wouldn't even have to do that. I've got buddies in high places, brother. Buddies who wouldn't hesitate to help me out by sending a couple Exterminatus missiles your way and then claiming it was just a horrible accident. Yeah, well the only horrible thing about that "accident" is going to be when you realize you posted on the wrong board and you fucked with the wrong World Eater. HOORAH.

>> No.19909344

Is there any decent demon left that still exercises consensual, tender activities with other lifeforms or is the whole warp already a cesspool full on lvl.∞ douchebag?

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>>19909311
You will be sorry...I mean...Want a hug?

>> No.19909365

>>19909344
The problem with your statement is that it implies that daemons were ever any different.

>> No.19909419

Corn for the corn god.

>> No.19909433

>>19909419
butter for the butter throne!

>> No.19909440
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19909440

Listen to grandfather Nurgle, my children.
Slaanesh may turn your misshapen bodies into flashing illusions of perfection, but I will teach you the true meaning of beauty.
Slaanesh may teach you to enjoy your suffering, but I will show you that suffering itself is love.
Slaanesh may let you experience bursts of joy beyond your imagination, but I will make it so your happyness will last eternaly.

Slaanesh may make other people think they love you, but I do truly love you the way you are, my children.

I allways have.

I allways will.

>> No.19909450

>>19909440
>allways
You seriously think that's how you spell it? I will be glad when summer is gone.

>> No.19909451

>>19909440
Ohh who am I kidding.

I love you grandfather nurgle.

>> No.19909452

>>19909433
Monsanto is pleased.

>> No.19909492

>>19909450
because every motherfucker on the whole world grew up learning english as his native language.
Go fuck yourself with a rake.

1st rnigra
That too, captcha. that fucking too.

>> No.19909498

>>19909354
>>19909365
I guess I won't watch the video of Jackie Chan fighting against every mary sue character that ever exist in a rope, ladder and chair factory with someone while serving and drinking ceylon tea with assorted forgotten cookie recipes with them....
Sigh, what a lonely galaxy.

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19909500

>my face when I realise what faggotry I've been eating

>> No.19909508

>>19909498
ever existed.

>> No.19909526

>>19909500
Was it corn? Do nids look more cornesque after consuming a agriworld?

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19909532

2hot4me

>> No.19909541

>>19909526
I think he meant even tyranids can't stomach the shit monsanto is pumping out.

>> No.19909574

>>19909541
Oh, lol. Nids with crohn's is funny too.

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>>19909440
He forgot to mention that service to Nurgle also comes with free healthcare.
That's right!
You are GUARANTEED! to never die of illness if you worship the only truly loving chaos god!

So join the nurgle-paty today!

We're also the only faction in THE WHOLE UNIVERSE offering an entire planet devoted to happyness! The people on it are so filled with joy they are close to BURSTING out loughing! Quite literally so. They even formed a giant conga line spanning the equator!

So WHAT ARE YOU WAITING NOW?

Choose Nurgle.
Choose carefree happyness.

For all eternity!

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19909688

>>19909440
He forgot to mention that service to Nurgle also comes with free healthcare.
That's right!
You are GUARANTEED! to never die of illness if you worship the only truly loving chaos god!

So join the nurgle-party today!

We're also the only faction in THE WHOLE UNIVERSE offering an entire planet devoted to happyness! The people on it are so filled with joy they are close to BURSTING out laughing! Quite literally so. They even formed a giant conga line spanning the equator!

So WHAT ARE YOU WAITING NOW?

Choose Nurgle.
Choose carefree happyness.

For all eternity!

>> No.19909707
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19909707

>>19909440
He forgot to mention that service to Nurgle also comes with free healthcare.
That's right!
You are GUARANTEED! to never die of illness if you worship the only truly loving chaos god!

So join the nurgle-party today!

We're also the only faction in THE WHOLE UNIVERSE offering an entire planet devoted to happyness! The people on it are so filled with joy they are close to BURST out laughing! Quite literally so. They even formed a giant conga line spanning the equator!

So WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?

Choose Nurgle.
Choose carefree happyness.

For all eternity!

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