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[ERROR] No.19904025 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

>Dere ar' curantly sixty millon billon Orks in da universe (not countin' da gitz lost in da Warp, haha.)
>At any giv'n time dere be less den on trillion Orks fightin' a WAAAAGH!
>DATS MEANS NINE-T NINE PERCHENT OF DA ORKS AIN'T FIGHTING!
>DAT TOP ONE PERCENT TAKEN ALL THE WAAAAAGH FOR DEMSELVES AND DAT AIN'T ROIGHT!

>> No.19904032

.... Occupy Waaaaghstreet?

>> No.19904043

And youre one of those who arent WAAAGHing.

>> No.19904049

>>19904025

OY YOU GIT. MOI WARBOSS GOT KRUMPED SOS WE'RE TRYIN' TA FIND ANNOVA. BUT WE DON'T GOT NO HUMIES AROUND TO KILL. OIM DUH 99%!

WAAAGH

>> No.19904065

>No one ta crump
>Not fightin' da oder boyz

OrkyIshiggydiggy.jpg

>> No.19904072

>>19904025
DAT'S STOOPID
YOU DON'T TAKE WAAAGH, YOU MAKE WAAAAGH
DEM BOYZ AIN'T DONE NUFFIN WRONG, DEY EARNED DAT WAAAGH FOR DEMSELVES

ITS DEM LAZY GITZ WHAT MUCKS ABOUT DAT NEEDS TA MAKE SOME WAAAGH INSTEAD OF WHININ' LIKE SOME HUMIE GROTFART

>> No.19904083

>/pol/ and /tg/ crossover

DOOOOOOOOOOMED

>> No.19904087

>>19904072

FUCK OFF YOU GROT. WE DON'T GOT NO ROKKS TA GO THROUGH SPACE IN AN' WE AIN'T GOT NO THINGS TO STRAP TA STUFF TA MAKE ROKKS, FINDIN A WAAAGH IS TUFF IN DIS ECONOMY. DOZE BOYS WUT GOT A WAAAGH NEEDS TA BRING US SOS WE CAN GET SUM TEEF

>> No.19904089

>>19904072
BUT DEZ TAKEN DA GITZ DAT I WANTZ TA KRUMP!

YOU GOTTA UNDASTAND, IT'S ECONEMICS! IF YOU KRUMP FIVE GITZ, DATZ FIVE GITZ DAT I DON'T GETZ TA KRUMP!

HOW DOZE WE MAKE IT SUSTEENIBLE?! EVENTUALLY WE'Z GONNA RUN OUTTA GITZ TA KRUMP!

I CALLS MAH TERY 'DA GREAT KRUMPLE'!

>> No.19904095

We'z not WAAAGH'n cuz of da lazy Bad Moon Boss, teef's is da only fing he wantz.

>> No.19904101

>>19904072

But fightin' oder boyz meanz we'z all get ta foight.

Wats wron' wit' dat?

>> No.19904109

>>19904089
DAT'S WAT I'Z ALWAYS SAID! WE NEEDZ TA CONSERAV... CONVERSATIN'.... KEEP FROM KRUMPIN' TOO MANY GITZ SO DA BOYZ DAT COME AFTA' US 'AVE GITZ TA KRUMP!

>> No.19904111

>>19904101

YEA YA GROTFACE BUT FIGHTIN OVVA BOYZ AIN'T A WAAAGH, DATS JUS A FAMILY REUINION. YOU GOTTA BE STOMPIN SOME HUMIES OR SOME OF DOSE POINTY EARED GITZ TO CALL IT A WAAAGH

>> No.19904116

>>19904109
WAIT! DA HUMIES HAVE DOZ PLANETS DAT DEY USE JUST TO MAKE MORE HUMIES!

DATZ WHAT WE NEEDS! WE NEEDS PLANETS WHERE WE CAN GROW THE BIGGEST BADDEST GITZ TA KRUMP!

I SAY WE GIVE DEM SOME STUPID NAME DAT WE CAN LAUGH AT. HOW ABOUT 'SPACE MARINE'? HAHAHAHA!

>And thus the legendary warriors were born.

>> No.19904122

YE KNO WUT LADZ, WE'Z COUD GO KRUMPIN' OURSELV'S SUM OF DEM TYRANID GITZ. OI HEAR THEY'Z UP FER KRUMPIN' ANYTOIM, ANY PLACE.

>> No.19904135

It's tuff ta be a boy in diss waaaghconomic downturn. I hadta sell my best squig ta annuva git jus' to afford a good shoota. Den I punched dat grotluvva in da mouth an took da rest of his teef, and my squig back. An' evveryting went betta' den expected.

>> No.19904151

>>19904122
AN' DEY NEVER RUN OUT! IT'S A FREE AN' SUSANIT... SUSTANITY... IT'S A WAAAAAGH DAT KAN GO ON FOREVA'!

WAIT A MINUTE! WHY'D DA WARBOSS NEVER TELL US 'BOUT DEM TYRANID GITZ?! I BET 'E WANTS TA KRUMP ALL OF 'EM 'IMSELF! 'S A COSPRINTA... COSPIRAN... IT'Z NOT PROPA ORKY, IZ WHAT IT IZ!

>> No.19904158

WY'Z YOU GOT THE NINETER NINER THINGY AND WEZ JUST GETZ THE LOUSY ONE

WEZ DEMANDZ DAT WE GETZ DA FULL....NUMBER THINGY

>> No.19904168

>>19904158
OI! CHECK YA PRILIVIGE, YA GROT!

>> No.19904185

IF YA PANSY GITS JUS STOP COMPLAINAN AND GETS TA FIGHTAN LIKE ORKS IS MAYDE FOR DEN U'D BE AZ BIG AN BAD AS WE ONE PERCHENTERZ.

>> No.19904193

>>19904168

TAKE YER TUMBLING-TALK AND SHOVE IT IN YER GOB, YA GIT.

ALL DIS COMPLAININ AIN'T GETTIN' US CLOSER TO GETTIN' A WAAAAAGH GOIN.

>> No.19904197

>>19904168

OH I GOT ME PIRIVILIGIGE RIGHT HER YA SQUIG

IF YOUZ WANNA TAKE A CLOSER LOOK IZ SURE WE CAN KNOCK SOME TEEF OUTTA DAT FICK HEAD

>> No.19904214

And THIS is why /tg/ is and will alwys be the best board.

>> No.19904217

>>19904197
YA TRY DAT, AND I SHOOT YA AND TAKE YER TEEF, PANSY BOY.

>> No.19904233

now how do I say Ron Paul in orkish?

>> No.19904262

>>19904233
DA WAAGHBOsS RONPAUL GITZKURSHER REALLY KNOWZ HOW TO STOMP A GIT

>> No.19904273

HAZ YA GITZ EARD' OF A DA WAAAGH OF KYOOBAN PEET?

"DUN DUN DUN WAAAGH!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJej6kCgxVM

>> No.19904275

Ron Paul IZ DA BIGGEST AND DA STRONGEST.

ALL YOU GITZ BETTA COME AN VOTE FER Ron Paul AS YER NEW WARBOSS.

Ron Paul RevoWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19904278

>>19904233
DON'T SAY DAT GIT'S NAME

IF EE WUZ WARBOSS, BY MORK'S GROBSACK, WE'D NEVA 'AVE A WAAAAAGH AGIN!

>> No.19904284

WHATCHYA JABBIN ON ABOUT, YOUS SAYIN DAT 1 ORK GOTZ 99 PERCIT OF DA DAKKA, DATZ A WHOLE LOTA DAKKA

>> No.19904289

>>19904278

NEVA 'AVE A WAAAAAAGH AGIN?

DAT'S CRAZY TALK. YA BEEN SNIFFIN' SNOTLING GAS AGIN'

>> No.19904297

>>19904262


I PREFER WARBOSS 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA'S POLITICAL PLATFORMS. HE'S A POLITIKAL VISIONARY, DAT TOOFKICKA. A SQUIG FER EVVRY BELLY AN A CHOPPA FER EVVRY 'EAD, WAAAGH!!!!!!!!!

>> No.19904312

>>19904284
YA GIT IF 'E 'AS ALL DA DAKKA DEN WOT'S WE MENT TA SHOOT WIF?

>> No.19904315

>>19904297

A CHOPPA IN EVVRY BOYZ HAND, AN... ANUVVA CHOPPA IN ALL DERE OVVA HANDS TOO! TOOFKICKA FER WARBOSS! WAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.19904332

>>19904032

Surely you mean Orkupy Waaaaghstreet

>> No.19904336

>>19904297
BUT HOWZ HE APPOSED TA DO DAT YA GIT. IM NOT GONNA GIVE UP MAH SQUIGS TA SOME GROT DATS MUKKIN ABOUT. ALSO MY LOOT IS NOT GOING ANYWHERE WIF OUT A FIGHT.

>> No.19904338

>This thread

>> No.19904375

Da Illoominattz !

>> No.19904380

>>19904336

NO YOU GIT 'ES NOT GONNA TAKE YER LOOTZ, HEZ GONNA TAKE US TO SHOOT SOME 'UMIES SOS WE CAN TAKE THEIR LOOT. 'UMIES DON'T GOT BASIC INORKABLE RIGHTS, SEE? SOS WE CAN TAKE THEIR SPARKY CHOPPAS DEN CHOP OVVA 'UMIES WIT 'EM, DATS WHAT WARBOSS 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA SEZ.

>> No.19904393

Oi get wun tinkz dat da best parti iz da leegulize dem trippin squigz parti.

Wenz you trippin on dem magic squigz, it dont matter how menny teef you gotz or if ders a WAAAAAGH goin on, coz' effery ting is olroight enyway as long as you got your best boys around to mess about wiff ya.

Wun time, Grot Marli ate so menu magic squigz, fat he thought he was blastin through dat big blank ting wotz ain't a planet widout eeven vein on a rokk.

Everywun should be abl to enjoy magic squigz without bein krumped by da boss.

>> No.19904398

Each grot contriboots as much as 'e can to da waaagh!, an each grot gets as much waaagh as 'e needs. Dat's sumfink I call komuni... kommooni... koomuni...

...sharin'.

>> No.19904409

>>19904380
DAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE TA ME! I'Z PUTTIN' MA VOTE FER WARBOSS 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA!

>> No.19904413

>>19904380
MO' FIGHTAN, MO' LOOTAN, NO PROBLIMS, TOOFKICKA FOR WARBOSS

>> No.19904419

>>19904398

BUT SOME GITZ DUN CONTRIBOOT AS MUCH AS I DOZ! DOZ GITZ IS GETTIN' AS MUCH AS ME UND I'Z BE WORKIN' 'ARDER DEN DEM!

YOUR SHARIN' IDEA DON' TAKE INTA ACCOUNT DA BAZIC ORKY NATURE OF PUNCHIN' YA IN YOUR SMART MOUTH UND TAKEN YA LOOT.

>> No.19904426

>>19904336
OI I'LL BET YE NEVA 'AD TO SLAP A 'UMIE UPSIDE THE 'EAD FER ANY UH DAT LOOT

OI'LL BET YE LOOTED IT OFF SOME POOR GIT WHO LOOTED IT 'IMSELF

'AND IT OVA

>> No.19904447

TOOFKICKA FER WARBOSS! A VOTE FER TOOFKICKA IZ A VOTE FER KRUMPIN!

YOU GITZ MAKE SURE YOU ALL TERN UP ON ORKLEKTION DAY TA VOTE FER TOOFKICKA... BY HITTIN DA BOYZ WHO DON'T VOTE FER HIM WIFF YA CHOPPAS.

>> No.19904460

>>19904419
DIZ IZ WHY I'Z A STAUNCH KRUMPITALIST. SHARIN'S FINE AN' ALL IN T'EORY, BUT WHEN YA'Z TRY TO MAKE IT WORK IT FALLZ 'PART, COZ ORKS IZ ALL 'BOUT DA LOOT BY NACHOOR.

BETTER TA USE A SIZ-TEM DAT WE'Z ALL KNOW WORKZ 'NSTEAD'A MUCKIN' 'BOUT WIF DA GUBBINZ O' SO-CY-ETEE FOR NUFFIN' BUT A LOTTA MESS.

>> No.19904473

>>19904398
I DEZERVE ALL DA LOOT AND TEEF AND WAAAGH I CAN GET MAH HANDZ ON CUZ IM BIGGA AND TUFFA! DEM RUNTY GROTZ CAN GET KRUMPED FOR IZ CAR

>> No.19904499

>>19904460

ROIGHT. AN DATS WHAT 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA IS ALL ABOUT. HES A WARBOSS FER DA WERKIN' ORK! DA ORK IN DA TRUKK!

HES GONNA TAKE US ON A WAAAGH SO'S WE CAN GET DA LOOTZ! A CHOPPA IN EVVERY HAND AN' ANNOVVA CHOPPA IN ALL DA OVVA HANDS DAT YOU GOT (CAUSE DOSE MECHBOYZ GOT OVVA ARMS AN DA KILLAKHANS GOT MORE DAN I CAN COUNT TO BUT STILL DEY ALL CAN GET CHOPPAS)

>> No.19904508

OH YEA AN I ALMOST FORGOT

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.19904520

>>19904499
BUT WHOT GITZ GONNA MAKE DEM CHOPPAS FOR DEM BOYZ?! DATS DA PROBL'M WIT 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA! HE TALKS 'BOUT STARTIN' A WAAAAGH, BUT HE DON' HAVE DA REAL FORESI-... FORESEE-... HE CAN'T PLAN NOTTIN'!

>> No.19904528

>>19904499
>>19904508
CAN'T DISAG... DIS... I CAN'T SAY NO TO DAT KINDA LOJIK.

WAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!

>erfarmin CONQUEST
SEE! EVEN CAPTCHA'Z AGREEZ WIF ME!

>> No.19904535

>>19904520
DATZ DA BEOOTY OV IT, MY GOOD GIT. DA 'UMIES IS MADE DA CHOPPAS. WE JUS GO AN TAKE ALL DA CHOPPAS FROM DEM!

>> No.19904550

BUT IFZ YOU TRIES TA MAKE IT SO DA BOZ HAS TO WAAGH ALL DA TIME, YOU'LL DRIVE EM ALL OUT AND DEN WE'LL HAVE NO WAAAGH-CREATORS.

>> No.19904556

Isn't the 99% just the grots, snotlings, squigs and other orkoids?

>implying anyone cares about them

>> No.19904560

AN AFORE YOU START GABBIN ON 'BOUT WE WONT 'AVE NO CHOPPAS TO FIGHT 'UMIES TO GET DA CHOPPAS, REMEMA DAT THE 'UMIES ON DA CHOPPA-MAKIN PLANETS AIN'T GOOD AT FIGHTIN. SOS WE SHOWS UP AND KRUMP 'EM, DEN GET DA CHOPPAS AND DA TANKS AN DA FLYIN WOTZITZ, DEM WE KRUMP DA ONES DAT SHOW UP TO TAKE IT BACK!

IS BRUTAL AN KUNNIN' ENUFF TA MAKE GORK AND MORK PROUD. WAAAGH

>> No.19904576

>>19904556
OI, YOU. YOU HUMIE SKUM. LETTIN' A SQUIG VOTE, IS LIKE LETTIN' A PIG VOTE. NOT VERY SMUT, IS IT NAO?

>> No.19904581

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

GETZ VOTIN', YA GITZ! WE'Z GOT TO SPREAD DA WORD 'BOUT DA INEQ... Da inequa... DAT FINGS AIN'T FAIR

>> No.19904593

>>19904581

OI KAST MY VOTE. DAT WAZ DA VOTE FER WARBOSS 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA RIGHT? CUZ IM VOTIN FER WAAAGH

(on a side note, does anybody have (the ability to make) one of those politcal campaign posters, but instead of "hope" it says waaagh and instead of Obama it has- well, you know the rest.)

>> No.19904633

>>19904581

Iz dis thread gettin' orkived? Oy you gitz readin dis, lookitt me! Vote fer Toofkicka.

>> No.19904671

>>19904633

ZOG TOOFKICKA! I'Z VOTIN FUR GEARSMASH GUTZROT! DA ONE WIF ALL HIS SQUSHY BITZ REPLACED WIF BIONIKS. 'E SAYS IF WE GO WIF HIS WAAAGH, EVERYONE GETS AS MUCH LOOT AS DEY CAN CARRY -AND- ALL DER ORKY PARTS MADE BETTA WIF BIONIKS AND FLASHY BITZ. HE'S TRANSORKANIST, HE SEZ.

>> No.19904686

>>19904671
I'Z KAN ACCEPT 'AVIN BIONIKS.

BUT REPLACIN' EVERY ORKY PART WIF DEM? DEN WE'Z JUST DA SAME AS DEM GITZ WIF DA METAL SKULLZ!

NO T'ANK YAZ.

>> No.19904702

>>19904686
YOU'Z A PUREST GROT. AVIN' DEM BIONIKS IS GOOD FER KRUMPIN' 'N' LOOT'N 'N' FER BASHIN' SUM EADS! BIONIKS FER ALL WAAAGH!
WAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.19904713

>>19904671

WHAT!!! YOU GROT LUVVA! YOU FINK SOME GIT-LICKER WAT DONE REPLACED HIS BRAIN WIFF A PEICE OF A BOOT IZ BETTA DEN TOOFKICKA?

TOOFKICKA HAS A BRUTAL AN KUNNIN PLAN. GUTZROT LIKES SNOTS AN GROTS AN LOOKIN AT BOYZ WEARIN DRESSES. VOTE FER TOOFKICKA, WAAAGH WE CAN BELEIF IN!

>> No.19904721

YOU'Z GITZ IS VOTIN' FOR EVEN BIGGER GITZ! MAH VOTE'Z GOIN' TA 'EADBOOM JOE, 'E'S A WARPHEAD DAT PLANES TA TAKE DA ORKZ INTO DA EYE OF TERROR!

HAVE YOU'Z SEEN DA SIZE OF DAN GITZ DOZ CHAOS BOYZ GOTZ?! WE'ZE KUD BE KRUMPIN' FA CENTRY'S BOYZ!

>> No.19904729

>>19904721
WUTZ IN DA EYE OF TERROR? KRUMPIN'?

>> No.19904732

>>19904721

Oh dey didn't tell you da newz yet? 'Eadboom Joe's 'ead went boom da ovva day, he got near some of dem bug tings an 'is eyes shot out. Was da funniest ting I evva saw.

>> No.19904749

>>19904713

DAT'S ROIGHT, YOU TOOFKICKA GITZ CAN'T FINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY IN REBU... TO SAY BACK SO YOU'Z START WIF DA NAME CALLIN, RAVVA DAN KRUMP DA GIT WHO TALKS AT YEZ. DIS IS WHY YOU'LL NEVER MAKES A GOOD WAAAAGH YA GROTZ.

NOW ZOG OFF BEFORE I KRUMPZ YAZ

>> No.19904761

TOOFKICKA IS BIGGA DEN GUTZROT!

>> No.19904763

>>19904729
BIG KRUMPIN'! KRUMPIN' BIGGER DAN DA BOSS! KRUMPIN' SO BIG IT'D TAKE DA TWO OF US THREE DAYS TO KRUMP DEM GOOD!

>>19904732
WUT?! 'EADBOOM JOE'S 'EADBOOMED?! WELL, I GUESS 'E WENT DOIN' WUT HE LOVED.

GUESS I'M JUST GONNA KRUMP SOME GITZ INSTEAD OF VOTIN', I'VE BEEN STARTIN' TA FEEL LIKE MY VOTE DON' MATTER 'NYWAY.

>> No.19904780

>>19904763
But votin' iz fun! Ya vote by krumpin da gitz who disagree wiff ya politikal views! An dem some ov da gitz that do 'cause it's funny! WAAAGH

>> No.19904811

>>19904780
>>19904763

AND FER EVERY GIT YA KRUMP, YA VOTE GETS 'EARD, CUZ THE OVVER WARBOSS HAS GOT ONE LESS GIT TO WAAGH WIF

DA SYSTEM WORKS

>> No.19904857

Bumping for best thread on /tg/ in the past week

>> No.19904888

NAH, YA GIT! IF YA DON'TZ HAZ NO BOSS TA VOTE FER, YA CAN BE A BOSS YERSELF! DAT'Z WUT TOOFKICKA SEZ!

>> No.19904901

>>19904888

IF EVERYONE'S DA BOSS, DEN WHO GETS ALL DA BOYZ TO WAAGH WIF? AND WHO DO YA TELL WHO'S DA REAL BOSS? DAT'S WHY YOU'Z GOTTA BE BIGGA AND STRONGA, OVVERWISE WHO CAN TELL WHO'S WAAAGHIN AND WHO'S JUST BEIN' A STOOPID GROT

>> No.19904920

>>19904888
DAT'Z STUPID! IF E'RYONE WAS DA BOSS DEN NOFIN WOULD GET DONE! IT LIKE ORKALD ORKIN WUS TALKIN' 'ABOUT, IF DA BIGGEST IS DA BOSS, DEN THE BIGGEST WILL FIND SOME GITZ TA KRUMP. DEN DOZ GITZ TRICKLE DOWN BETWEEN DA BIG BOSS'S LEGS AND DOS ARE DA ONES DA REST OF US GETS TA KRUMP!

>> No.19904949

>>19904920

>Trickle-down orkinomics

My god, this is beautiful

>> No.19904963

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IUVyKsWnv4

>> No.19904975

I HAFF LOADZ A TEEF!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB-j9ilCrT4

>> No.19905022

>>19904975
>>19904963

Alfabusa got SFM, oh wow, I can't wait for more of these.

>> No.19905096

DIS ORKS OFF TA KRUMP SOME GITS BUT AFORE I GO, GOTTA REMIND YOU LOT TA VOTE FER TOOFKICKA.

A VOTE FER TOOFKICKA IS A VOTE FER KRUMPIN!

>> No.19905248

WOT I WANNA KNOW IZ, CAN GUTZROT OR TOFFKICKA GIV US BOYZ MOAR DAKKA? BOTH ARE PROMISIN' MORE KRUMPIN', BUT IF WE'Z JUST KRUMPIN' HUMIES DAT AINT GOTZ NO DAKKA, HOW CAN WE'Z GET MORE?

>> No.19905266

>>19905248
I'Z ASSUMIN' TOOFKICKA IZ INCLUDIN' DAKKA IN 'IS CAMPAIGN PACKAGE.

>> No.19905317

>>19905266
SQUIG HUMPIN GROT. TOOFKICKER IS GETTIN' PAID ON DA SNEAKY BY DA MEKBOYZ TO DRIVE UP DA PRICE O' DAKKA.

IZ JUST ANUVVER EXAMPLE OF DA NOBZ NOT WANTIN US BOYZ TO HAVE OUR MORK-GIVEN RIGHTS TO SHOOTAZ.

>> No.19906216

>>19905317

DAT'S SQUIG SHIT AN' YOU KNOW IT. TOOFKICKA JUS' MOSLY TALKS 'BOUT KRUMPIN 'CAUSE IT EVOKES GOOD IMAGERY AND IS CONDUCIVE TO CATCHY SLOGANS. I MEAN... 'CAUSE DA BOYZ LIKE KRUMPIN!

OF COARSE TOOFKICKA IS PRO-DAKKA, DAKKA IS ORKY AN' TOOFKICKA IS AN ORK'S ORK! TOOFKICKA IS DA WARBOSS FER DA BOYZ ON DA FRONTLINES AN DA BOYZ WIFF DA DAKKA! TOOFKICKA EVEN CAME UP WIFF ANOVVA SLOGAN SOS YOU GROTZ'LL QUIT YER YAMMERIN'!

A CHOPPA OR SHOOTA IN EVVRY HAND AN A CHOPPA OR SHOOTA OR BURNA OR ROKKIT IN DA REST O' DEM TOO! WAAAGH!

>> No.19906280

>>19905317

Now dis grot knows what e'z on about. Da mekboyz are tryin' ta getz more teef out of da common ork by lob-ee-in da warboss, dat's givin him flash bitz to do what dey say, for you grotz ficker dan a meat-squig.

So da mekboyz are getting all da loot and flashy gubbins and teef and us boyz are stuck wif choppas a humie'd snicker at.

Dis is why I'm getting da boys togevva to krump Toofkicka's mekboyz when I seez dem. Dat's Demmokracys, see. Dere's more of us, so we's all part of da decishun-makin' process. Da decishun bein' we WANTS MORE DAKKA!

>> No.19906313

>>19906280
HOPE YOU BOYZ LIKE FOOTSLOGGIN DEN, DOSE MEKBOYZ KEEPS DA TRUKKS RUNNIN! IF YA WANTS FREE SHOOTAS, JUST TAKE 'EM FROM DA PILE 'O GUNS YA DUMB GROTS. IT'Z RIGHT DERE AN HAS A BUNCH 'O GUNS AND STUFF. YA MUST 'AVE 'AD YER EARS SHOT OFF IF YA MISSED DA BIT WERE TOOFKICKA WANTS YER TA 'AVE SHOOTAS.

>> No.19906326

>shit night at work
>can't quit, needs to pay rent
>hop on /tg/ to find something to smile about
>see this thread
>tears of laughter

I fucking love you guys. So fucking much

>> No.19906329

>OI. YOUZ GITZ.
>QUIT YER JAWIN AND GET STUCK IN.

>> No.19906366

We should host a political debate for Toofkicka and Gutzrot (and any other candidates for warboss). We'd probably need to build them for when it inevitably became combat though.

>> No.19906465

>>19906366

>Ork debatin'

I feel sorry for the grot that has to clean up after.

>DIS IS DA TALKIN' STICK, WHOEVVA HOLDS DA STICK CAN TALK

But boss, what if we-

*dakkadakka*

>DO YOU 'AV DA STICK? NO? ANY UVVER GROT WANNA TALK IN MY DEBBATIN'

>Ere's what we do. I 'av da stick so yiz all listen ta me. What you gitz need to do is, KRUMP DA OVVER GUY! WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.19906484

>>19906465
AN' DAT'S DA BASIS OF ORKY GUBBERMENT! DAT'S HOW WE LIKES IT, AND DAT'S HOW WE'Z KEEPIN' IT!

>> No.19906485

>>19906366
We should ask whoeveritwas who posted the results for his Deffwotch game for the modifications he did to the system

>> No.19906534

OI YA GROT LOVAS BEST MAKE TOOFKICKA OUR NEW WARBOSS OR I KRUMP YA ME SELF

LOOKIT AT ALL DAT DERE LUCKY COLOR DIS BIG UN GOT!

>> No.19906572

>>19906534

Wot bout da boyz who want 2 sluggas? Da 'More Dakka' maj....majori.... 'uge mob of boyz iz a 'uge mob of votes.

>> No.19906637

>>19906572

Dem fick slugga boyz iz da easy vote, though. All yah gotta promise 'em is a good WAAAGH and dere' happy.

>> No.19906657

>>19906534

I'M TOOFKICKA AN I APPROVVE O' DIS TING YOU DID. ALSO, DA BOYZ WHO WANTS SLUGGAS CAN GET DERE SLUGGAS, A 'CHOPPAS ONLY' PLATFORM WUD BE A GROTBRAINED WAY TA RUN FER WARBOSS

>> No.19906659

>>19906572
DEN YOU MAKE ANUVVA KRUMPIN SIGN, I WANT TO WAAAAAAGH, NOT PAINT PRETTY PEEKSHURS YA USELESS GIT

'sides, choppaz are betta newayz, cuz dem 'umiez make funny soundz wen yoo chopz dem gud. yoo kant hear dem soundz when you got yer shootaz makin all sort ruckus

>> No.19906710

YOUZ GITZ IS MUKIN' ABOUT AGAIN!

SHUT YER TRAPS AND GET BACK TA FIGHTIN'

>> No.19906723

WOT WE BOYZ NEED IZ A RITE GUD WAAAAAGH, I AINT EVEN TAKE MY TRUKK NO WARE BUT UP AND DOWN DAT DERE HILL. I DONT KARE IF TOOFKICKA, GUTZROT OR 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE GETZ WARBOSS, I GOT SQUIGZ TA FEED.

>> No.19906738

>Meanwhile, in space

Are.. are those primitives learning -democracy-?

Are those -posters-?

Exarch, please take the bridge, I fear the webway's scattered my mind. I'm going for a lay-down. Call me when the barbarians have resumed fighting. I certainly did not foresee this...

>> No.19906750

'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE FER WARBOSS

'E MIGHT NOT 'AV AN 'EAD, BUT HE SURE KNOWS HOW TO WAAAAAGH

>> No.19906770

>>19906710

WE'Z DA ORKY BOY'Z FRONT, WE DON'T WAAAGH UNLESS WE ALL GET A BIT OF DA LOOT

>> No.19906775

BOYZ WOT WE BE FACIN IS A GROT-FACED WAAAAGHCESSION. AFTA DIS, WE GON HAV A WAAAGHPRESSION. WOT DAT MEENZ IZ DAT DERE WONT BE NO KRUMPIN OR SHOOTIN FER NONE OV DA BOYZ, NOT EVEN DA TINY GITZ.

WE NEED TO STIMU- ...... STEMOO ..... WE NEED TA START FINGZ BACK UP WIT KRUMPIN NE-THIN WE FIND 'FORE WE KAN NEVA KRUMP AGAIN

>> No.19906792

>>19906750
'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE KOULD WAAAAGH BETTA DAN ANY OF DEEZ GITZ TRYIN TA WIN WARBOSS. DEY TALK BOUT KRUMPIN DIS AN' SHOOTIN DAT, BUT DEY AINT EVEN HIT NO ONE YET. WOT KIND OF SNOT-LICKIN ORKZ ARE DEY?

>> No.19906800

>>19906775

So wot we needz is a right killy masheen to get da boys behind and get some krumpin' started again.

ONE OF YOU GITZ FIND DA MEKBOYZ

>Er, da slugga boys krumped 'em, boss, said sumfin about 'redisstrabooshun of'... of... sumfin about taking all dere flashy gubbinz

AH, ZOG IT!

>> No.19906808

OI. ONE A YOUS SMART BOYZ BETTER ARCHIVINATE DIS THREAD ON DA BIG STORAGE PLACE SITE.

>> No.19906816

>>19906808

I fink itz bein' orkived already.

>> No.19906826

>>19906792

HAHA! AT LEAST 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE HAS AN EXCUSE, BEIN' WIV NO 'EAD 'AN ALL.
I 'EARD HE FELL OFF DA BIG STIKK AND CRUSHED ONE OF DA BOYZ EARLIER.
HE'S ALREADY KRUMPED MORE DAN THE UVVER TWO, AND HE'S DEAD!

>> No.19906853

>>19906826

YER DAFT, YA GROTZOGGER. WARBOSS 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA'S KRUMPED LOADS A STUFF, DATS HOW HE GOT SO BIG AN KILLY. AIN'T YOU EVER SEEN A BOSS BEFORE OR DID YA JUS SPROUT OUT A DA GROUND YESTERDAY?

>> No.19906876

>>19906853

I'M NOT ARGUIN' DAT TOOFKICKA'S KRUMPED STUFF IN DA PAST, YA GIT!
I'M JUST SAYIN' E'S NOT SELLING DA IDEA OF A PROPPA WAAAGH WHEN NO GITZ ARE GETTING KRUMPED IN DIS KAMPAIN OF HIS.

>> No.19906902

Um, excuse. Where do we humans in the Ork domains factor into, ackhem, WARBOSS 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA's! Plans?

You already looted our, um, choppas'.

>> No.19906910

>>19906876

I FINK YOU MIGHT 'AVE MISINTREPETE- GOT DA WRONG IDEA OF WUT "VOTIN" MEANS. IT MEANS YA KRUMP DA GITZ WHOSE WRONG.

IN FACT, DA ONLY REASON TOOFKICKA AIN'T HERE TA MAKE COMMENTS IZ CUZ HE'S OFF KRUMPIN A BUNCH A "GROTZ RIGHTS" AKTIVISTS AS A CHARITY EVENT FER DA 'BOYZ WHO GOT THERE SHOOTAS STOLE BY STUPID DIRTY GROTZ' FOUNORKTION!

TOOFKICKA'S AN ORK'S ORK, THROUGH AN THROUGH.

>> No.19906913

>>19906808

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?page=0

DIS DA BIG FING YOUSE TALKIN' BOUT? 'CAUSE DA BOYZ BEEN PUSHIN SOME BUTTONS LIKE CRAZY ON IT.

>> No.19906919

>>19906902

Oh datz an easy question. We krump ya.

>> No.19906923

>>19906902

WHO LET DA HUMIE OUT HIS CAGE?

WAS IT DEM WEIRDY 'EADBOOM GITZ?

>> No.19906929

DIS HERE BE DA ONLY ORK WIT A PLAN TA GET US DA WAAAAAGH

ORKBERT EINSHOOTA

'E SUM KINDA WEIRD BOY, 'E KEEP SAYIN IT SCIANTZ AND NOT WEIRD BOY POWAZ BUT I FINK IT DUN FRAKKIN MATTA WOT 'E KALLZ IT, BUT IT BE A GUD PLAN

'E SEZ DAT WE NEED TO TAKE ALL DA TRUKKZ, AND MAKE WUN BIG TRUKK AND DEN WE YOOZ A BUNCHA GROT-GAS AND SPLIT IT ER SUMFIN OR ANUDDA AND IT GONA TAKE US TO DA BIG WAAAAGH.

>> No.19906939

>>19906923
...Yeah it was him.

He thought it would be funny if I tried real cunnin' democracy.

>> No.19906942

>>19906929

>> No.19906966

>>19906929

KOR EKT ME IF I'M WRONG, BOYZ, BUT I FINK HE'S JUST WEARIN' A MASK! HE AIN'T NO PROPA ORK AT ALL!
AND WHILE DAT IS PROPPA CUNNIN' I FINK WE SHOULD GET KILLY ON HIM BEFORE DA GROTS GET ANY FICK IDEAS 'BOUT HUMIE MASHEENS

>> No.19906974

>>19906923
>>19906939
EADBOOMZ NEEDZ TA BE KRUMPED FOR DIS MUKKIN ABOUT!

>> No.19906975

After lurking around here for two years, I've decided to get into 40k with an Ork Army. I intend to take a Mega-armor Warboss with 9 Meganobz with a dedicated Battlewagon as my HQ and first troops choice. Thing is, I fell in love with Gorgutz's Kustom Power Klaw, and it looks like I'd have to make one of my own if I wanted to give my Warboss one like it. Also, my store doesn't sell Megnanobz, and the Battlewagon they sell doesn't come with the Deffrolla I want. I've heard that a good way to make Meganobz is to take apart Terminators....

Got any advice or tips before I start trying anything?

>> No.19906994

>>19906974

E'Z ALREADY DEAD YA STOOPID GIT! 'IS 'EAD WENT BOOM, HE'S JUST A DEAD BOY ONNA STIKK NOW.

'E'S STILL A BETTER LEADER DAN DAT TOOFKICKA GROT ANYWAY

>> No.19906999

>>19906975
'ERE DAT SOUNDZ LOIK MUKKIN ABOUT

>> No.19907003

>>19906975
WOT I DUN UNDASTAND NE-FIN YER TRYIN TA SAY.
YOO SUM KINDA 'UMIE GIT?

>> No.19907022

>>19906966
MASK OR NOT, DIS GIT GOT A BETTA PLAN DAN DAT DERE TOOFKICKA. TOOFKICKA TALKIN BOUT SHOOTAZ AND SLUGGAZ AND CHOPPAZ FER ALL DA BOYZ, BUT NUFFIN BOUT 'OW WE GONNA GET TO DA WAAAAGH

>> No.19907042

>>19906975
YEA, NAME 'IM 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA.

DATS MY ADVICE.

>> No.19907046

Why don't you guys just all pack your bags and get into the warp?

Infinite deamons for all of you, and millenia pass but bashing you guys remains as funny as it was in my old days.

>> No.19907058

>>19907046

IT'S DEM WEIRD CHAOS BOYS

LET'S SAVE THE DEBATIN' FER LATER, BOYZ, IT'S TIME FOR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.19907065

>>19906999
>'AVIN' YER MEK BUILD YA A KUSTOM POWER KLAW
>RIPPIN' UP DEM TERMINATOR SPACE MARINES SO YA MEK CAN MAKE YER NOBZ INTA MEGANOBZ
SHUT UP YA GROT! DOIN' THE STUFF HE'S TALKIN' ABOUT IS A SURE WAY TO START A GOOD AND PROPER WAAAUGH!

>> No.19907067

>>19907046
WAAAAAAGGHHH

>> No.19907068

>>19907058
WORDS I KAN LIVE BY!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!

>> No.19907069

>>19907058

NOW DAT'S SOMEFING I CAN GET BEHIND

WAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

>> No.19907070

BATTLE BROTHERS!

The greens kin menace is in here! TO ARMS BROTHERS! PURGE THE XENOS FROM THE EMPEROR'S SIGHT!

>> No.19907076

Wait I have an idea! Instead of killing us! We humans can make the choppas for you!

>> No.19907078

>>19907058
KRUMP DAT GIT
WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

>> No.19907089

>>19907070
BEAKIES! IT'Z ORKMAS BOYZ!

>> No.19907097

>>19907070
>>19907076
IT'Z MOAR DEM 'UMIE GITZ, GET 'EM BOYZ!
'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE IS DA BEST WARBOSS! 'E BROUGHT DA WAAAAAAGH TO US!

WAAAAAAAAAAAGGGH

>> No.19907099

>>19907076
>>19907076

>> No.19907108

>>19907046
>>19907058
>>19907070
>>19907076
>>19907097

ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ ORKZ
WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH

>> No.19907124

You guys do realise that orks will always fight right?
If there are no 'umies, they'll kill each other

>> No.19907133

>>19906484
>this
>entire
>grot
>damned
>thread

/tg/ you cheeky bastards. I have a stitch now.

>> No.19907136

>>19907058
>>19907067
>>19907068
>>19907069

THATS THE WAY I LIKE YOU GREEN HOMEBOYZ THE BEST

LETS GET SHIT ON TURBONERDS!

>> No.19907139

>Meanwhile

Alright, I'm up. What's happened.
Oh, the primitives are fighting again, I see?
...aaand they're following a headless corpse on a stick into battle with chaos and mon-keigh.
And other mon-keigh wearing ork masks.

...

Damn this all to she who thirsts, we're going back to the craftworld.

>> No.19907155

>> No.19907161

>>19907139

IT'S DA GIRLY POINTY EARED SHITS! FER TOOFKICKA! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19907169

>>19907161
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

>> No.19907194

>>19904560
>>19904499
>>19904380
>>19906975

DATS FER ALL YOU ZOGGIN GITS WHO'S TOO THICK TA READ DA WHOLE THREAD! TOOFKICKA'S GOT A KUNNIN AN BRUTAL PLAN FER A WAAAGH SO GO ZOG YERSELVES

>> No.19907206

NOW 'OLD, 'OLD! YUZ GITZ NOT BE THINK'N STOIGHT!

DA GORK AND MORK NOT WAN YUZ BE TOLKIN! DEY GIVZ USZ DEEZ FISTS AND OUR DAKKA WHAT FOR HUMIEZ KRUMP'IN!

DA GORK SAYZ WALK LOUD AND CARRY BIG STIX!

DA MORK SAYZ WALK LOUD AND CARRY BIG DAKKA!

SAYZ I SAY WE FOLLOW THE WRODZ OF DA MORK AND GORK, AND DISR-GARD- FORGETTEN DA BOZZ WHO SAYZ HE GIVES UZ LOOT!

GORK AND MORK GIVE LOOT! NOT BOZZ!

>> No.19907241

>>19907206

YER ALL STUPID! HE AIN'T GIVIN YA LOOT, HE'S GIVING YA THE CHANCE TA LOOT LOOT! CAN NOBODY READ THIS THRE- oh wait, dey probably can't read da thread can they boss? BACK TO SMASHIN' 'EADS

DO WHAT 'EADSMASHA SAYS OR HE'LL SMASH YER 'EAD AN KICK YER TEEF, HE'S DA BIGGEST AN DA STRONGEST

>> No.19907264

>>19907241

AN 'EADSMASHA SEZ KILL DA 'UMIES AN DA SPIKEY HUMIES AN DA PANSY POINTY-EAR SHITS AN EVVRYONE ELSE, DEN TAKE THEIR STUFF!

>> No.19907269

>>19907241

'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE WAS ALREADY IN DA FICK OF IT LONG BEFORE YOU GITZ SHOWED UP!

'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE FOR WARBOSS

>> No.19907296

>>19907269

'OW 'BOUT WE TAKE 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE AND PUT 'IM ON A BOSS POLE, DEN PUT DA BOSS POLE ON 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA? DEN WE HAVE DA POWER OF TWO BOSSES IN ONE! AN PAINT EM BLUE!

>> No.19907299

>>19907269
AN' NOW 'IS 'EAD IS 'SPLODED! YOU CAN'T LEADS A WAAAAAGH! WIF AN 'SPLODED EAD! 'OO EVER 'EARD OF A WARBOSS WIF AN 'EAD BLOWN OPEN? 'E'D 'AVE NO PLACE TO PUT 'IS HELMET ON, YA SILLY GROT!

>> No.19907330

>>19907155
LOOK IT DIS 'ERE, EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE AINT GOT NO GROT-SNIFFIN FACE BUT HE STILL DUZ HIS KRUMPIN. NOW DATZ A WARBOSS I WANT, NOT EVEN BEIN DED MAKEZ DIS BOY STOP! TOOFKICKA IZ ALL BUSY PLAYIN POLYTIX WIT DOEZ BOYZ DAT LET DERE SHOOTAZ GET TAKEN BY SOME GROTS! WOT KINDA BOY LETS HIS SHOOTA GET TAKEN? NO ORK OF MY ORKZ, DATS WOT

>> No.19907332

>>19907206
SHADDUP YOU GRETCHIN LOVIN' GIT. I'M BIGGER THAN YOU AND I SAY MORE FLASH GUBBINS IS GOOD GUBBINS.

ERE WE GO ERE WE GO ERE WE GO...

>> No.19907345

>>19907299
EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE DONT NEED NO STINKIN BRAIN BUCKET CUZ HEZ SMART ENUFF TO KEEP HIS BRAINS IN HIS BOOTZ AND NOT DA BITZ DAT ALWAYZ GET SHOT!

EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE FOR WARBOSS!

>> No.19907347

Oh sweet Jesus. This thread is incredible. Giving me some great Ork voice practice.

>> No.19907360

>A sizable waaagh is actually building behind a dead weirdboy on a stick

This is one of the best things /tg/ has ever created. My sides will never be the same again.

>> No.19907393

>>19907360

ITZ CALLED A BOSSPOLE AN' DA MIGHTY 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE RIDES IT INTO BATTLE ATOP DA MASSIVE 'EADSMASH TOOFKICKA! TOGEVVER DEYZ UNSTOPPABLE!

>> No.19907406

>>19907393

'EADBOOMED JOE DON'T NEED NO RUNTY TOOFKICKA TO LEAD A WAAAAAAAGH

YOU'Z TRYIN' TO BE ALL KUNNIN, AND KRUMP EADBOOMED JOE WHEN HE'S SLEEPIN' OR SUMMING UN-ORKY, 'CUS YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T KRUMP 'IM PROPER.

>> No.19907425

>>19907393
WOT DA ZOG, DATS BRILLIANT! ITS LIKE GORK AN' MORK WERKIN TOGETHA!

WARBOSSES EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE AND TOOFKICKA! WE NEED MORE CHOPPA FER DA BOSSPOLE

>> No.19907447

We have reached consensus. This concentration of Biomatter is appropriate for absorbtion into the Hive Fleet.

>> No.19907458

>>19907406
TOOFKICKA AINT LEADIN NUFFIN YA DUMB SQUIGKISSER, EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE IS DA BIG WARBOSS AND 'E MADE TOOFKICK HIS POLE-KARRYIN GIT! TOOFKICKA JUST DOES ALL DA CHOPPIN FER EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE CAUSE EADBOOM JOE AINT SO GUD AT CHOPPIN NO MORE

>> No.19907465

>>19907393
>>19907406
>>19907425
YOU'Z 'AS ME CONVI... COVENI... I'Z LIKIN' DIS IDEA!

WARBOSSES EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE AND TOOFKICKA FO' WARBOSS! WAAAAAAAAAAGH!!

>> No.19907479

You gitz are going about it all wrong. If youz want to run for Warboss, you needz a face for da banners. No boy wantz a Boss with a face so zogged it makes him want to krump himself.

Baus for Boss, because I'm da prettiest and I sayz to make it more choppy.

>> No.19907487

>>19907447
>>19907139
>>19907070

'NID FINGYS AND POINTY-EARS AND HUMIES!

MY ORKDAY'S COME EARLY THIS YEAR BOYZ! BRING ON THE DAKKA!

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

>> No.19907491

>>19907479
YOOZ RITE, 'ERE, LET ME PUT MY CHOPPA IN THE MIDDLE OV DAT UGLY FACE O YERS YA WORTHLESS DRESS-WEARING GIT

>> No.19907492

>>19907479

EADBOOMED' EADBOOM JOE'S PRETTIER DAN YOU, AND HE AIN'T GOT A HEAD!

>> No.19907496

>>19907487
WAAAAAAGGGGHHHH

>> No.19907521

>>19907487
'ERE WE GO BOYS, DIS WUNZ FER WARBOSS EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE!


WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19907539

>>19907479

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19907541

>>19907479
'Ow do you buy anyfing wif dem tiny stunted teefs?

At's Un-Orky, dat iz... I say we grok 'im for bein' funny lookin. I gets 'iz scalp for me choppa handle!

>> No.19907549

FER DOUBLEBOSS 'EADBOOMED 'EADCRUSH 'EADBOOM JOE TOOFKICKA!

WWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.19907562

>>19907549

also, could a drawfag please happen? Thanks in advance.

>> No.19907597

I wonder if OP realises what he's done here today.

>> No.19907607

>>19907597

Created a legend and brought light to my dreary existence, that's what.

>> No.19907645

someone archive this shit or something

>> No.19907651

>>19907645
QUIT WORRYIN' AN READ DA THREAD, IT'S ORKIVED ALREADY

>> No.19907682

>>19907607
AN' PROOVED DA RESI-- I MEANS DA TUFFNESS OF DEMORKRASEE, IZ WHAT WE DID!

A GUB'MENT FOR DA ORKS, OF DA ORKS, AND BY DA ORKS!

>> No.19907688

>>19904398
>this post

>> No.19907691

>Orks are the only 40k society we can draw this kind of paralell with.
>MFW I have no face.

>> No.19907823

YA GITZ, US SPEED FREEKS IZ LEFT OUT. WIFFOUT TRUKKS DERE'S NO WAY TO FIGHT IN DA FIRST PLACE! TOOFKICKA'S A GROT WHO AINT EVER WAAAGHED. SURE 'E CAN KRUMP, BUT 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE 'AS DA BRAINZ TO LEAD A REAL WAAAGH!

OI WANT A BOSS DAT KNOWS DA USE OF SPEED!

>> No.19907886

>>19907823

ARE YOU BOYZ EVEN READIN THE STUFF OR JUST DECIDIN TA HATE TOOFKICKA? HE'S GOT TRUKKS AN' TANKS AN FLYIN' WOTZITZ COVERED IN HIS KUNNIN PLAN DAT 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE IS GONNA TAKE CHARGE OF FROM ATOP DA BOSSPOLE ON HIS BACK!

>> No.19907925

>>19907691
'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOMED JOE, IS DAT YOU?

>> No.19907929

>>19907886
YA GIT, WHAT KINDA ORK READS? I'Z TOO BUSY PAINTIN' MY TRUKK RED. DOSE SICK 'UMIES MAKE A MESS WHEN YA SQUISH EM!

>> No.19907931

>>19907886

>ARE YOU BOYZ EVEN READIN THE STUFF
>BOYZ EVEN READIN
>BOYZ READIN

DA SPEED FREEKS IZ NOT SO GOOD WIF DA READIN. IT'S NOT GOT TA DO WIF GOIN FAST, SEE.

DEY'S BE SPEED READIN DA FREAD, ONLY GETTIN BITZ OF DA ARG.... ARGUME.... DA KUNNIN PLAN

>> No.19907934

>>19907823
JUST PAINT IT MORE RED, YOU SQUIG-LICKER. DERE'S SHOOTIN' TO BE DONE!

>> No.19907993

>>19907925
OI! THIS GROT-DAMMED 'UMIE MASHEEN I SMASHIN' ON TO MAKE ME POST IN DIS FREAD WHAT DID AUTOCORR-... AUTO-... CHANGED ME WORDS WRONG! IT'S LIKE DEY AREN'T MADE FOR RIGHT PROPER ORKY SPEAKIN'!

>> No.19908404

>>19906966
>>19906929
>>19906942

Back da truk up, iz yous talkin bout Qwantum WAAAGH'IN?

>> No.19908471

>>19908404
KWANTUM WAAAAAAGHIN'Z DA WAY FOWA'D, TRADISHONUL WAAAAAAAAAGHIN AIN'T GETTIN US NOWHERE. 'S BASIC'LY MUCKIN ABOUT AT DIS POINT

>> No.19909497

Dis is all muckin about! Every ork worth his choppa knows all da WAAAAGH'in is controlled by dem badmoon boys. Its a konspirasy it is. Dey makes us good propa Orks fight each otha whiles dey take all dah good WAAAGH'in an moon us outa all our teef!

>> No.19909727

>>19904233
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH

e sez if we krump some gitz dey's gonna want to krump us back which means even more stompi! So's we find some boyz we ain't fighted yet an fight 'em till every boy in the galaxy comes to fight us!

>> No.19909758

>>19904398
Sharin? Ya sound like a stinkin blueboy. How's about I take my share of teef out your mouth ya grot!

>>19904393
Oi like a fungus beer as much as the next ork but dose magic shrooms is a teleportah ta less orky fings.

>> No.19910080

DA REAL PROBLUM IZ, DER'Z NOT ENUFF HUMIES ON DA ORKY PLANETS, WOT WIT US KRUMPIN TOO MANY GITZ, SOZ ONLY DA ORKZ WHAT GOT ROKKS GET DA WAAAGH. WOT WE NEEDZ IZ A MORE AGREZZIVE IMMIGAT-- IMMEE-- WE NEEDZ TA LET DA HUMIES IN SOZ WE CAN STOMP EM.

>> No.19910092

NOW DIS IS A PROPA ORKY TREAD ROIGHT 'ERE!

>> No.19910892

Orkenomics

>> No.19910985

>>19909497
/tg/ never change

>> No.19911018

>>19904332
Ah bozz, yaz killin me!

>> No.19911033

>My sides
>Krumped

Pick two

>> No.19911149

>>19909497
DEM GITZ! WROIHGT, LETS CALL A WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH ON DOSE SQUIG 'ERDERS!

>> No.19911402

>>19907688
capped

>> No.19911662

OI YOUZE ALL MESS ABOUT
EVERY GIT NOES DAT DA WARBOSS WIF DA BIGGEST HAT IS DA WARBOSS
SEE 'IZ HAZ MORE HATS DAN U, DAT MEANS DAT I'M BETTA DAN U

>> No.19911870

Anyone else now want a quest thread about an Ork running for Warboss?

>> No.19915472

>>19911662
EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE IZ DA BEST WARBOSS WE'Z EVA 'AD AN' 'E DUN NEED NO STOOPID 'UMIE HAT TA BE BOSS CUZ HE GOT DA BOSSPOLE

>> No.19916491

>>19911402
KORL MORK WAS MUCKIN 'BOUT AN SAYIN' SILLY FINGS.

>> No.19916693

>>19915472
BESIDES IF 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE WANTED A HAT, WEZ COULD JUST PUT IN ON TOP 'O HIS BOSSPOLE ALL FANCY LIKE.

In fact, why not have a huge metal ork face where his head would be? I really want a picture of 'eadboom Joe on his bosspole on top of Toofkicka, with Toofkicka ready to fight and 'eadboom's body pointing of something and shooting green lightning.

>> No.19917869

>>19911402

Your Ork Koommunism pales in comparison to Trickle-down Orkinomics.

>> No.19917996

YOUZ ALL TRAPPED, YA SEEZ, TRAPPED IN YA OWN ZOGGIN SOSHUL CONSTRUKTZ! DA ONLY WAY TO REALLY GET DA WAAAGH MOVIN IS TA ABANDON OLD IDOLS LIKE 'EADBOOMED EADBOOM AND TOOFKICKA AN MAKE FOR A NEW WAY. WEZE ALL ORKZ AND WEZE ALL BIG AN SMASHY, BUT DA UMIES AN PANZEEZ AN TINEADZ AN NIDZ AN DEMONZ AN ALL THAT ZOG DUNT KNOW IT! WEZE SHOULD ALL BE DA BOSS... OF ALL OF DEM! WEZE DONT NEED A WARBOSS, WEZE NEEDZ AN EMPRA! AN 'ELL BE UGE, AND 'ELL GET DA BIGGEST 'AT!

>> No.19918040

I love how this thread is already on the second page of suptg's most popular threads. Well fucking done, you elegan/tg/entlemen.

>> No.19918199

>>19915472
WAT! YOUSE IS MUCKING ABOUT EVER GROT NOES DAT IF AN ORK HAS MORE HATZ DEN UNDDA BOY, DAT MEAN E'S BETTA DEN DEM.
SEE?
DIS IS MY HAT, IN IT MEANS DAT I'M BETTA AN U GITZ

>> No.19918217

>>19904275
OY, WUT DA 'ELL IS DIS "VOTE" TINGY? IZ YOU TRYIN TO GET ALL TEKNI- TENTIK-. OY BOYZ, I TINK DAT GIT BE A HUMIE!!

>> No.19918240

>>19918217
VOTIN' IS SIMPLE, YA STOOPID RUNT. JUST KRUMP ANY ORKS WOT DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU LIKE. DEN DA BOSS WIV DA MOST BOYZ WINS. EASY.

>> No.19919269

I SEZ WE KRUMP ANY STOOPID GITS WHO FINK DAT WEARIN DERE SNOT-COVERED HAT FINGS OVA DERE GROT-GAS FILLED HEDZ

EADBOOMED EADBOOM JOE FER WARBOSS! WAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH

>> No.19919575

OI, BOSS! SHOW US YER REEL SPORE CERTEEFEKIT! WE ALL KNOWS YER JUST A STINKIN GROT AND YOU AIN'T PROPER ORKY. YOU'S AIN'T FROM 'AWAII YA SQUIGILIST GIT.

>> No.19919588

>>19919575
AH, SHADDAP YA CONSP'RA... CONS'PPRAT... AH ZOG IT, SHUT YA TRAP YA CRAZY-FINKING GROT!

WARBOSSES 'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE AN' TOOFKICKA IZ PROPA BOSSES, NOT GROTS! AN' ANYONE 'OO SAYZ ANYT'ING ELSE IS A STINKY, PISSIN' GROT!

>> No.19919640

>>19919588
YER A RIGHT GIT, BELEEFIN ALL WAT DAT WARBOSS SAYZ. 'E IZ A RIGHT SQUIGLOVER AN A OVERGROWN GROT WHO ONLY GOTZ TA BE WARBOSS COZ OF POLITIKAL CORREKTNESS. 'IS INTERORKTIONAL 'EALTH PLAN IS A PILE A SQUIGGOTH SHIT - WOTZ HE THINK HE IS, ONE OF DEM BLUE HOOMIES?

>> No.19919678

This is why /tg/ is the best board on 4chan.

>> No.19922496

>>19919640
WOT DA ZOG DID YOO SAY, YA WORTHLESS GIT?

>> No.19923288

> This Thread.

Truly you are the prince of boards /tg/. I knew there was a reason I keep coming here.

>> No.19923581

YA SEE, DIZ IS WHOI WE'Z NOT WAAAGHIN' AZ MUCH. YOUZE MUCKIN ABOUT WHILE PANZEES, 'UMIES AND CHAOS GITS '''ALL WAITING FOR A GOOD KRUMPIN! GET YER GROT OUT YER SKIRTS AND

WAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!

>> No.19923694

YOU GITZ AIN'T GOT NAH SENSE TO YA, WHEN YOUZ RUN OUT OF 'UMIES TO KRUMP YA JUST START KRUMPIN ON ORKS!

WE'Z DON'T GOTTA WORRY ABOUT NO CONSERVATION OR NUTHIN'!

STUPID GITS DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND SIMPLE ORKYNOMICS.

>> No.19923698

>>19923581
SHUT YER USELESS TRAP AN' 'ELP ME KRUMP DEM BEAKIES YA MUD-EATIN SQUIG

>> No.19926264

OI THINKS WE OUGHTS TA HOLDZ A PROTEST OUR NOT HAVIN' WAAAGH

TROW ALL DA BOSS'S SQUIGS INTO DA OCEAN.

DEN HE'LL HAVE TO TAKE US ON WAAAAAGH.

>> No.19926284

>>19922496

I love this, I love this so much.

>> No.19926860

>>19922496
>mfw there's drawfaggotry of 'Eadboom Joe.

>> No.19927058

'EADBOOMED 'EADBOOM JOE FER WARBOSS

WUTZ BEEN KRUMPED CAN NEVA BE KRUMPED AGIN!

>> No.19927346

And this is why /TG/ is the best of the boards

>> No.19928546

WHYZ YOU BOYZ ARGOOIN BOUT WHOZ WARBOSS WEN DEREZ HUMIEZ N POINTY EERD GROTSHITZ N NIDZ N CHAOS HUMIES TA KRUMP? YOUZ ALL LOST SOIT OF YER PRIORKITEEZ

>> No.19928806

WOT DA FRAGGIN ZOG IZ GOIN ON HERE

YA GITZ IS SPOSED TO BE FOIGHTIN NOT TALKIN LOIK A BUNCHA WEAK OOMIE GITZ

SHUT YER TRAPZ AND GET BACK TO DA WAAAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.19928953

I...

I'm not sure if watching this is horrifying or facinating.

Is there any more of this barbaric mon-keigh popped starch food left?

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