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[ERROR] No.19781240 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

ITT: max stats.

Dexterity.

>> No.19781261

I can't even say I know.

>> No.19781291

>> No.19781298

>> No.19781334

>>19781261

>Piloting

>> No.19781345

Diplomacy?

>> No.19781349

Max WIS

>> No.19781354

18+ CON

>> No.19781358

Move Silently/Hide

At least for a while.

>> No.19781359

Max strength?

>> No.19781371

>Charisma

That voice, jesus christ I would murder anyone to have that voice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlD7J1QtlkM

>> No.19781374

>>19781359
Must be a well-designed bottle.

>> No.19781382

Max engineering

>> No.19781390

>>19781291
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEuEUQIP3Q

Proof.

>> No.19781404

>>19781359
More like max immunity to aging.
I bet that you can't even cast Time Stop around that grandmotherfucker, dispels every time.

>> No.19781406

>> No.19781414

>>19781358
No, she had max, just the Nazis that found her rolled REALLY high on his Perception check

>> No.19781422

Charisma

>> No.19781455

Maxed perform.

>> No.19781456

>>19781240
Climb is a strength based skill.

>> No.19781481

Max hide

>> No.19781488

Max Agility

>> No.19781499

Craft: Alchemy

>> No.19781502

>>19781414

Hey, even mooks can roll natural 20s.

>> No.19781519

>>19781240
That's max ranks in climb with a few feats for skill specialization to give him an even bigger bonus.

>> No.19781533

Max leadership.

>> No.19781546

>>19781533

That guy is suspciously familiar.

Also, what rance would be?

>> No.19781572

Escape Artist

>> No.19781604

>Perform (Dance)

>> No.19781636

>>19781572
Max thievery, asked the GM if she could make a check to steal more thievery ranks, he jokingly agreed and gave it a retardly high modifier, she managed to pass, and then it got recursive.

It really went pear-shaped when her character kidnapped the GM.

>> No.19781638

>>19781572
It's like none of these guys realize that if you're seeing her it's only because she wants to be seen.

>> No.19781641

Perform
Resist (poison)
Resist (giving a fuck)

>> No.19781683

>>19781546
Main protagonist of Big Bang Age, Rouga Zanma. To be honest I like him more than Rance since he's not a massive dick. Also, Rance would be uh... ... ... not sure really. He's not really maxed anything other than maxed level cap.

Max spell resistance. No, literally. This specific number has a name.

>>19781636
There are feats in Immortals Handbook that increase the size of things you can steal, allowing you to pull off all the shenanigans Carmen gets up to. Hell, there's even one that lets you steal two-dimensional objects like color and text.

>> No.19781690

>>19781371
>>19781382
>>19781455
My distinguished gentlemen of a darker color.

>> No.19781708

Natural 20s on intimidate.

>> No.19781716

Max level rate.

>> No.19781773

>>19781298
anyone have the none-hanked version

>> No.19781793

>>19781683
But can you steal, among other things, The Portuguese language, the moon, the Mona Lisa's smile, the Hope Diamond's shine, countries, the ABC: A television channel, the other ABC: the alphabet, the letter ñ in Spanish, the Bermuda Triangle. She probably made it get lost in itself, the International Date Line?

None can equal Carmen Sandiago.

>> No.19781796

>>19781716
He's not kidding.

>> No.19781802

>>19781793
Depending on how your DM interprets it I wouldn't doubt it.

>> No.19781817

Level 20 fighter
Max rank in grapple
Max strength

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Gama

>> No.19781835

Disguise

>> No.19781871

Intimidation.

>> No.19781897

>>19781572
Why does everyone use the image of Madame Mirage recoloured to Carmen Sandiego?

>> No.19781906

Max Swag.

I can't look at this picture without wishing for a fourth Dark Knight movie with Temple Fugate as the villain. Dammit.

>> No.19781911

>>19781871
Which the cats are a master of.
>not a PnP guy
>I like these threads
Make more of them.

>> No.19781925

>>19781897
It's just what I had laying around. And I like it enough that I just use it for my Sandiego purposes.

>> No.19781943

DOCTOR MUNDO MAXED OUT IN WHAT HE PLEASES

>> No.19781946

>>19781911
>katz ataq anytin

>> No.19781962

>>19781546
MAX Tension
Rance isn't good, he is passionate to the point where he emulates skill.

>> No.19781982

>>19781962
Rance in the TTGL universe. Fund it.

>> No.19782016

>think this is fake
>take a closer look
>take a close enlarged look in WMP
>it's real

>> No.19782051

>>19781641

>Lemmy as a Bard

>> No.19782061

>>19781911

To be fair, I suspect the bear had INT as a dump stat.

>> No.19782090

>>19782061
You sure about that?
>youtube search kung fu bear

>> No.19782223

>>19782090

Well that one's obviously a monk - their MAD is so insane they don't have a dump stat.

.gif unrelated: Max Stealth and Surprise attack

>> No.19782246

>>19782090

I can see the zipper.

>> No.19782266

>>19782223
No, that's a natural 20 on an initiative roll

>>19781773
Pic related

>> No.19782277

>>19782246
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghgg_fukbvU
>make someone search because you comment
Choke on a dick, dick sucker. I bet your fingers are getting fatter for refusing to look into it yourself.

>> No.19782321

>>19782277

>how_do_i_into_jokes.jpg

And I don't think my hands are that fat...

>> No.19782340

>>19782321
>oh shit I look bad
>i troll u!
>that'll save me

>> No.19782351

Intimidate.

>> No.19782377

>>19782340

>oh look this guy is calling me on out my asspain
>better call him a troll

Why is /tg/ so ragey this summer

>> No.19782395

Maxed Carrying Capacity and Inventory space to infinity.

>> No.19782415

>>19782377
>summer

You answered your own question.

>> No.19782434

Carrying capacity.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei3Pq4Q1Vpo

>> No.19782581

>>19781240
Isn't Climbing based off STR, though?

>> No.19782662

>>19782581
There are feats that let you use your dex instead of strength for climb and jump

>> No.19782692

escape artist

>> No.19783026

>>19782351
holy shit these guys look fuckawesome

>> No.19783231

Knowledge: Explosives and Will Save

>> No.19784556

>>19781946
Which is why so many of them get splatted by cars.

>> No.19785267

Lemme see what I got.

This one is obviously Jump.

>> No.19785284

Parry

>> No.19785298

Diplomacy

>> No.19785313 [DELETED] 

Max Swag

>> No.19785345

Most of my gifs are too large unfortunately.

Balance

>> No.19785365

Unarmed Fighting

>> No.19785419

Max preform

>> No.19785475

Trip

>> No.19785507

Intimidate

>> No.19785525

Parkour isn't a skill per se. So I guess this would be Tumble.

>> No.19785537

>>19781793
As well as: The Best Coffee, the Olympic flame, the steps to the Tango, every last drop of Salsa and K2, the second largest mountain on Earth.

>> No.19785614

Hide

>> No.19785637

Escape Artist

My cat does this all the time. Every time I turn my head she somehow goes from looking out the window, to sitting on top of the open window pane outside.

>> No.19785661

Bluff

>> No.19785680

Craft: Trap

>> No.19785681

>>19781488
he has such a good agility he dodges good games

>> No.19785697

Disguise.

>> No.19785715

>>19782016

Holy fuck. Source?

>> No.19785725

Climb.

>> No.19785748

>>19785537
The Best Coffee is also a quantum theft, because "Best" is subjective.
Think about it, you wake up in the morning, groggy as fuck, you go into the kitchen to make some of your favourite coffee, but it's gone. You could have sworn that you just bought it not last weekend, but it's gone. So you bathe and dress and go into work angry and grumpy, because some asshole stole your goddamn fucking coffee.
You beeline to the breakroom to pour yourself a cup or three of the complimentary black gold that one of your coworkers brought in. It's pretty good, it's not -your- favourite, but it does it's job so you can do yours. On your way out, day enlightened, you're greeted by the vicious stare of one of your fellows, as he eyeballs you, willing an Optic Blast. He demands to know where you got that coffee. Oh, it's the guy who bought it, but before you have a chance to answer, he grabs your mug and tries to gulp it down, only for nothing to come out. He opens his eyes, and the interior of your mug is bone dry. You glance back into the breakroom, the pot is empty, the machine is off, and the pot looks like it's drying by the sink. What the hell? Your coffee not only disappeared in front of you, but actively un-brewed itself?


THAT, my friends, is Carmen Sandiego.

>> No.19785754

Will save.

>> No.19785767

Sneak Attack

>> No.19785782

Listen

>> No.19785790

[Post stolen by the King of Bandits.~]

[AND KIR! <3]

>> No.19785804

>>19785697
I'd say that's more of a hide check

>> No.19785805

>>19782351
>actual standard bearer in a military operation
>does masks
I know its probably a show or parade, but holy fuck thats badass

>> No.19785806

>>19785790
king of bandits stolen by Carmen Sandiego

>> No.19785807

How about feats? Check my Rapid Reload. You jelly?

>> No.19785827

Luck is a skill right? >_>

>> No.19785829

Hide

>> No.19785833

>>19781291

True story.

Fred Rogers once found his car was stolen. He called the police and all that jazz, then, since it was late, he went to bed. In the morning, he found the car back in its usual spot. There was a note inside. It read, "We're sorry. We didn't know it was yours."

>> No.19785851

Oh were doing feats too?

Improved Evasion

>> No.19785857

Craft wonderous item

>> No.19785858

Maximize Spell

>> No.19785864

Fort save against Massive Damage.

>> No.19785866

>>19781455
This is MAX PERFORM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_qPFFem6UU

http://thegamingliberty.com/index.php/2009/12/03/tgls-exclusive-frank-klepacki/

>> No.19785879

Luck

>> No.19785884

Greater Cleaving.

>> No.19785885

Multishot

>> No.19785887

Max wisdom

>> No.19785894

20 on Balance, 1 on Spot

>> No.19785935

Sleight of Hand

>> No.19786001

>>19785806

Only because he stole her heart. Seriously though the guy has max charisma too.

>> No.19786008

>> No.19786011

>>19785935

Ah man I did shit like that all the time, whenever. And I mean all the time, pencils, stick, hockey stick, tennis racket... it was my nervous tic. I started getting worried when I started flipping giant floppy tailor scisors, and sworn never to do it again when I started flipping the first thing in reach while I was bored at the phone.

I suddently stopped talking.
>"... you flippin' something right?"
>"... eeeh... yeah..."
>"What is it?"
>"Cooking cleaver..."
>"... dude"
>"HOLY SHIT WTF AM I DOING"

>> No.19786033

>>19786008

>> No.19786047

>>19786033

>> No.19786063

>>19786047

>> No.19786090

>>19786063

>> No.19786095

>>19785525
a combination of balance, acrobatics, jump, climb, and tumble.

>> No.19786105

>>19781240
but climb is a strength based skill

>> No.19786115

>>19786090

>> No.19786138

>>19781371
I want to murder the man who has that voice.

>> No.19786140

>>19786105
>>19782581
Generally, yes, but in that particular case, the impressive part was a mix of balance and body contortion, both of which require dexterity. The general climbing is nice too, but everything but that one part is simple hand-over-hand, nothing too impressive.

>> No.19786239

All of the dexterity
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5uHt4AwYb4

>> No.19786342

Improved initiative

plus, he rolled nat 20 on his crit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYbi7gKKvOo&list=FLLfqkctfcoC2HTG5TtD3VgA&index=6&feature
=plpp_video

>> No.19786468

>>19786239
Final boss to any modern game

>> No.19787327

>>19786468
Unfortunately for him in any modern shooter you'd be completely safe from his BENELLI SHOTGUN FROM BENELLI as long as you stood about 3 feet away from him.

On an unrelated note: Improvised Weapons

>> No.19788547

>>19785614
CREEEEEEEED

>> No.19788564

Max Chin

>> No.19788911

>>19784556
Machines know no fear.

>> No.19788998

>>19782051
ARE YOU READY?
3, 2, 1, GO!

>> No.19789058

>>19781946
>katz ataq anytin
and yet earlier tonight my cat ran from a mouse...

>> No.19789221

>>19785365
>>19781817

>max fighting
>level 20 fighter
>max unarmed combat
>not Apidej

Seriously /tg/ are you even trying?

Apidej Sit Hrun
>held 7 titles at once
>known for extremely powerful kicks
>340 wins, 10 losses, 1 draw
>frequently broke shins and thighs
>ended a fighter's career once by breaking both arms

>> No.19790908

>>19788564
Oh really?

>> No.19790927

>>19785833
>true story
Unconfirmed.

>> No.19790948

>>19789221
Rickson Gracia - Max Rank Constitution

Had his foot broke vs. Sakuraba and continued fighting for about 40 minutes.

"If you still got some HP you can still fight"

>> No.19790955

Max heresy

>> No.19790969

Max Payne

>> No.19790990

Max Jump.
I'd also argue being able to grapple and THROW dragon-turtle puts him in the running for fuckhuge strength, too.

>> No.19791001

max, mighty

>> No.19791019

>>19790990
In the real world, jumping, throwing (people or things), and even weightlifting are mostly about the power of your hips.

Of course, RPGs are unrealistic to the max, ESPECIALLY those who try to be realistic and use one trait for "agility" that somehow makes you speedy and jump fast, and another named "strength" that allows you to pick up things and throw them.

>> No.19791135

>>19790908
Shamefur dispray

>> No.19791137

>>19790908
You call that a chin? Let Bean Bandit show you what a REAL chin is!

>> No.19791175

>max Knowledge (History)

At least as smart as Shakespearicles.

>> No.19791214

Max Groove

>> No.19791288

Max Swim
In the Negatives

>> No.19791298

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STfsIYlPV4E
>Max Agility

>> No.19791302

>>19781349
Where exactly is this from? I know it's from a comic but I can't remember the name of it...

>> No.19791370

Magic Missile at lvl 20

>> No.19791412

>>19791302
Transmetropolitan. Warren Ellis venting about the state of the world. It's awesome.

>> No.19791449

>>19786239
>>19786239
>>19786239
BS 10 with Twin-Linked Shotgun

>> No.19791478

Driving and Bluff.

>> No.19791482

>>19785851
What's that even from, anyway?

>> No.19791517

Max Strength

>> No.19791569

Max Looting

>> No.19791585

>>19791482
im actually quite interested as well, its got the warthog, and it appears to be a flight simulator, i kinda want

>> No.19791587

>>19781897
Looks better.

>> No.19791610

>>19791482
>>19791585
LO:MAC?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lock_On:_Modern_Air_Combat

>> No.19791616

Max Glamour

>> No.19791627

>>19791616
ExCUSE me?

>> No.19791628

>>19781371
He sounds like such a tool - like a 12 year old trying to sound all 'badass' to get the attention of the girl he likes.

>> No.19791681

>>19791628
Someone sounds jealous.

>> No.19791693

cricitical failure: drive

>> No.19791792

>>19781499
Shit nigga where is this?

>> No.19791882

Max Int
Max Cha
Max Balls
Not so much Wis

>> No.19792177

10 dots in Manipulation

(probably Subterfuge too)

>> No.19792241

Max disguise

>> No.19792347

>>19786033
I really hope someone smacked the stupid out of that kid for not looking where he was going.

>> No.19792383

Max riding

>> No.19792564

Shapeshifter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWm84Z20hY0

>> No.19792566

>>19785680

i would eat it.

>> No.19792605

MAX ENGINEERING

>> No.19792625

>>19791792
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gates_of_Hell

>> No.19792690

>>19791449

twinlinked provides no benifit to BS 10. you've waster 20 points.

>> No.19792755

>>19785680
I know what I'll be brininging to the party this year.

>> No.19792818

>>19792605
How much is one of these marvels of furniture?

>> No.19792842

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Malloy

Constitution.

>> No.19792854

>>19792605

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vyk9pJ7K5pk

>> No.19792869

>>19792818
Most of them are custom jobs. So expect 10k and up.

>> No.19792917

>>19782016
Whats going on in this picture?

>> No.19792932

>>19792917
Low flyby.
Very low.

>> No.19792954

>>19792932
Eh, not THAT low.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaWZOCnRvnE

>> No.19792955

>>19788564
Turn Greater Undead...seriously

>> No.19792965

>>19792955
Turn Undead, you say?

>> No.19793189

>>19792605
And I bet you some people STILL wouldn't use a coaster on that beauty.

>> No.19793329

>Archery

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnBvfVJu8-U

>> No.19793331

>>19786239
At 0:32 you can see the trail from someone making the shot for him

>> No.19793357

>>19793331
Damn, you are right.

>> No.19794565

Max Sneak

>> No.19794621

>>19794565
Adam West Batman porno adaptation?

>> No.19794885

>>19782016
What's meant to be impressive about that?

>> No.19795674

In GURPS terms;
20 HT
(For those who aren't familiar with the system, HT or Health is what's used for resisting poison, paralysis, pain, unconsciousness and death at low HP)

>> No.19795709

That jet stole his hat

>> No.19796210

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCZB-k4jKBc&feature=related
Max Diplomacy
Max Knowledge (State Laws)
Max Knowledge (Federal Laws)
Max Knowledge (International Laws)

>> No.19796417

Max Level Monk

>> No.19796819

>>19796417
ok, sauce on this

>> No.19798067

Max Fury!

>> No.19798112

>>19796417
Max level monk? Sir, I have something for you. Start at 3:30.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9rIyE9V-BQ

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