/tg/ - Traditional Games

Don't worry, it's just a stray cat.

What's a "cat?"

>>19374595
It's a small furred predatory mammal of terran origin.

>>19374595

Flying mammal, subsists on blood.

>>19374628
No, no. That's a rat.

Whatever it was, I ate it.

Sergalfag please go

>>19374515
Target spotted, Shas'El.

Lining up the shot.

>>19374660
Oh no good sir, I don't believe I ever played Go.

Always have been meaning to try though.

>>19374639
I thought that was a bat.

>>19374692
Didn't they permaban you like ages ago?
Those were the times.

>MFW Sergalfag shows up in a Xeno thread

>>19374726
Oh yes I had so many fond confrontations with the mods.

How we battled to and forth, and the crowd of anons scorned my name and visage with great glee, while the Trip and Avatar friends all danced with joy as they went mad with delusional power.

Believing themselves to be heralds to the mods', thinking they can deliver judgement when and where ever they liked.

What was your fondest memory of those times, may I ask?

>>19374692
>Kukri
At least he has a taste in knives. Otherwise, fuck off dude.

>>19374684
HIT!

Target neutralized. Xeno is down. Again Xeno is down!

Man, now I'm missing Joan Quest again.

ITT TIDF expresses his crush on Xeno through physical violence

>>19374822
Did you just hear a 'pop?' I heard a 'pop.'

>>19374826
As do I, good sir.

But when will the next update take place, is anybody's' guess.

What's a sergal?

>>19374878
google, newfag, I just did. They look cool, tbh

>>19374878
See that dude, who always posts with a picture of a kind of white and blue wolf thing, with a long tongue?
That is a Sergal.

>>19374822
Good job, TIDF.

>>19374878
A miserable pile of fetishes

>>19374898
Don't celebrate so soon, the target appears unaffected.

>>19374905
Oh please good sir.

I've know gentlemen of this board who have a fetishes for Thri-keen, fetishesfor elven slaves, for monster girls, for xeno abominations, for muscle girls, for any fetish not popularized on /d/.

What is one fetish compared the depravity of all you gentlemens' combined?

>>19374854
How...is this possible? I was sure I delivered the Mont'ka.

NEGATIVE! Xeno is not down. Repeat! Xeno is still functioning.

My position has been compromised. Relocating to a another vantage point.

>>19374972
TIDF! TIDF! Have you come to join my club?

>>19374898
Oh, so, they're made up right? Cuz it kinda looks like a ferret or a weasel or something

>>19374957
Why would some one fill a stuffed toy with red jam?

>>19374854
M-my balloon...

>>19374983
Why to illustrate a point?

What else?

>>19374981
well, the race is fictional.

The condescending cocksucker who uses them for his avatar is quite real. hit the report button, ignore him, and move on

>>19374595
it's a pretty badass critter

>>19375019
You hear that weaselferret thing? The nice men in white coats say you're not real! Go away!

>>19375049
Is that so, good sir?

Then what deeds must be done to make myself real?

>>19375086
You can start by not getting fictional jam everywhere. Seriously, Imaginary Janitor's gonna be pissed.

>>19375130
I apologize good sir, I do get ever so carried away with interior decorating.

And red is after all my most favorite colour.

>>19374980
Ah yes...just stay right there. Do not move.

Kor'O, lock on these coordinates.

rolled 6 = 6

>>19375130
Pssst. That's his MO. The more you interact with him, the more he posts.

>>19375163
I like green. It tastes like sunshine and Barry Manalow.

>>19375194
FIRE!

FULL FORCE!

>>19375195
Oh Ted?

Your description of my eccentricities sounds no different from the very behavior taking place among you Trip and Avatar friends in this thread.

>>19375196
Green is a okay colour, it has that natural and wilderness feel. I prefer blue over green though. For its calming visual appeal.

>>19375257
But blue sounds funny, like it's trying to tell you something but you can't hear it over the Man in the Moon watching you.

>>19375225
No energy readings. No sign of activity.

It is over, Aun mercy, it is finally over.

>>19375284
If you do not like the word "blue" good sir.

There is always azure and ultramarine to fall back on.

rolled 5 = 5

>>19375257
Shame on you Sergal. Shame. You've fallen from grace, and now dwell in sad threads, no longer counter trolling the trolls.

I only have pity for you friend.

>>19375355
Words are funny, because when you try to make them mean something, you use more words. I think What Crawls Beneath did that, so we could feed it with our voices

>>19375225
gonna need an umbrella for this

>>19375399
My mistake my dear friend.

Judging by the use of a rehashed image from a long dead or otherwise on hiatus quest, the low number of respondents and the high number of tripcodes used, I assumed this was a troll thread.

>>19375446
You know, for one with such a condescending tone as yourself, you're really bad at commas.

>>19375445
Here you go.

>>19375446
Fine, 'Yiffburg Times' made me laugh, I admit it.
But otherwise you're still a cunt.

Cunt.

>>19375465
Then teach me the ways of better comma usage good sir.

I never once claimed I was the master of the English language.

>>19375517
Ooooh, it's even the right kind of red. That means the shadows can't grab you while you walk.

>>19375532
I'd rather waste my time doing more fun things with less annoying people.

>>19375307

>imblyign

>>19375538
I see, and are these people around?

>>19375538
And yet you're still talking to him.

>>19375583
He's not the brightest crayon in the box.

>>19375573
There's always "people" around, you just need to see them in the right way

>>19375573
Believe it or not, Xeno has a few minor adventures here, and there. Last time we played a card game ala Magic The Gathering... I don't recall why, but we won.

>>19375573
Yes, actually. People who are less annoying than you are easy to find.

>>19375583
>>19375602
Hey now, no need for that. I just need something else to do while I watch Game of Thrones is all.

>>19375623
Funny you should mention that good sir, I am currently watching Sg-1 as we speak.

>>19375623
I wasn't implying anything about your intelligence, man. Though I'll admit I was amused by the other anon's comparison, even if it wasn't necessary.

>>19375618
I thought it was yugioh based. Card games on jet bikes, and what not. I think it was continue her exploration of the tomb, or whatever.

>>19375660
Eh, whatever, it was cool.

>>19375651
You should watch something else. Like the sky! It makes the Cloud Ladies happy if you appreciate their work. Just don't do it near water, their sisters get jealous

>>19375706
Fuck you, SG-1 is awesome.

Sergalfag and TIDF in the same thread? And not fighting each other?

/tg/, we have come under attack by an unholy alliance of unforgivable trolls. We must purge this monstrous heresy, before it overwhelms us.

>>19375722
I'm just saying that sometimes the Thinglets use TVs to take your dreams. I'm worried about his well being is all

>>19375748
Affirmative, brother.

>>19375751
I like you, you're like a Malkavian

>>19375835
I like that you like me! Bu shhh, don't tell anyone. You might wake up the Evermind.

>>19375890
I wouldn't want to wake it, no no no. Maybe I shouldn't lie in the feathers or the Claws will get me. First I'll listen to little person in the box and then I'll decide

>>19375932
Silly, boxes aren't for people. You should use them for catching Thinglets. They'll help you find your way around if you give them a good shake.

>>19375748
My fight is only with those who insult the honour of T'au and those would spread lies against the Greater Good.

>>19374839
I have no ''crush'' on this thing. As I said before. I am resentfully apathetic towards Xeno.

>>19375445
WHY.WON'T.YOU.DIE.ALREADY!?

>>19375984
really? but how do you know that they like to be shaked? I wouldn't want to insult them

>>19376004
... She has a 2+ re-rollable reactivation protocol. Think of it as one of those clown punching bags.

>>19376004
How does one insult the honour of a planet?

>>19376004

>implying the Ethereals give a shit about you or your efforts

Hah.

>>19375307
Sir, unfortunate news! Those wretched Kroot didn't move in the previous phase and provided the anomaly with a cover save due do LOS-issues!

How do we move these lazy lessers out of the way without breaking formation and loosing a chance at the next shooting phase?

>>19376043
... Her invulnerable save is better than a cover save....

>>19376021
They don't like it, and you're already insulting them by putting them in a box. But, since they can't get out easily, they have to do what you say or you'll shake them again.

>>19376072
oh, I see. Little flies in my mind make me sleepy, so I have to go now. If this ribbon is still breathing after morning, I will make words again

>>19376113
>2012
>Not carrying an eraser to ward off Mindflies
Shiggy diggy doo

>>19376164
I always forget: can it be attached to a pencil, or does it have to be one of the pink things I use as tank hulls?

>>19375517
Xeno finds it very pretty

>>19376197
I thought she would, which is why I spent time to find it.

>>19376055
But that'll make the Kroot lynching victory parade less fun

>>19376197
[spoilerson/tg/?]Dem shoulders[Onlyindreams]

>>19376215
I'm just saying that she didn't use them as cover.

>>19376183
The wood in the pencil makes the eraser ineffective, so use a bigger one. Or get one of those putty ones and mush it up a bit. Scares Mindflies and Gremlins all in one go.

>>19376197

Who are you, how are you posting on an Imperial imageboard and what is your address?

>>19376245
I use a mechanical pencil, how do those work?

>>19376246
Rutger Hauer, meet Xeno.

>>19376251
Should be fine. The mechanical bits might be tempting to Gremlins, but it's small enough that it shouldn't be too much trouble

>>19376273

Yeah, it's a xeno. Thanks, Captain Obvious, but that doesn't tell me how she's posting on an Imperial imageboard.

>>19376320
Who the fuck said this was an Imperial imageboard. I think you are lost. Either that, or you are claiming this, when you have no right to do so. Your claim will fail.

>>19376342

>"This isn't an Imperial imageboard! >:("

Then why the fuck is everything in low gothic?

>>19376366
Welcome to Earth, we call it "English" also, why did you add a frowny face to my post? English just happens to be very close to your "low gothic".

>>19376043
Rookie, you just made two mistakes.

One, asking a Por for combat advice. Two, insulting our comrades in arms.

Shas'Saal! I will make sure you spend the rest of your pitiful career chasing after Ejirabirds.

>>19376036
>implying your Creator Deity the so called ''Emperor'' is not a hoax
>implying the Tau are not humanity's only hope for survival

Two can play this game, Gue'la.

>>19376035
''In T'au, I am strong''

T'au is more than a planet. It is the heart of our Empire. It is the spirit that runs through all the Tau. The will that drives them towards the great destiny.

Being a Gue'la, you have no way of understanding such concepts. So scattered and divided among the stars, I doubt you know where you originated from.

>>19376023
Brilliant...

>>19376320
No, no, her NAME is "Xeno." As well as being one. I don't really understand it.

>>19376384

You fucking infant! Don't you talk back to me.

>>19376389

I have no words for you. You're stupid.

Also, how the hell are you blue scum posting on an Imperial imageboard? How do you know Low Gothic?

>>19376497
Says the guy freaking out about the local customs. Babby's first thread?

>>19376389
> I doubt you know where you originated from.
I originate from the world Terra, just like our glorious Emperor who resides on it's golden throne.
And I will not stoop so low as to take insults from a heretical worm like you.
I have respect for who do battle, but for a mongrel such as yourself that merely defends the pride of the Tau on a mere internet imageboard, no not even that, you defend your obsessive like for the Xeno scum with a devotion fitting for heretical worshipers of Chaos.
A pathetic water caste like you deserves nothing but a power fist to the face.

>>19376512

One of my brother-techmarines has backtraced you and has sent your address to the Inquisition. Enjoy your public execution, fag.

>>19376557
I was wondering why I got a piece of email asking me to kill the person at my address. I am an inquisitor you fucking ingrate. I've sent a message to your captain, he should be down to deal with you any minute now.

>>19376601

No wonder nobody likes the Inquisition.

>>19376601
Maybe there's someone there with you? Look around in the shadows, but don't stare! It makes them anxious.

>>19376629
There's my servitor, but I'm not killing that, it only serves my tea, and reminds me when I'm haven't eaten in 2 days because of fucking morons like this guy:>>19376626

>>19376668

I hate you.

>>19376668
No, see, you're looking too hard. Turn the lights on and off a few times, it'll confuse any Skitlings around your house.

>>19376668
It's not that which is bother him Inquisitor....
It's the Harlequin behind you, perhaps you've been dealing out information from the black library...?
Either way, it's time to see how well you can last in the dance...

>>19376699
That's nice, enjoy toilet-scrubbing detail for the next century.

>>19376712
Took me nearly 50 years to get this close, don't fuck it up now.

>>19376723
I'm sorry Inquisitor, I am here to inform you the Harlequins are already on their way.
And it also seems the world you're on is going to be subject to an Eldar Craftworld attack, It seems there has been a major uprising in Chaos worship in your sector, particularity on your planet...
Perhaps you are slacking off Inquisitor...?
Either way, be prepared to feel the Harlequin's kiss.

>>19376723

No. My captain and I just brofisted. He's a great guy. He understands. You're an asshole.

>>19376753
What? Why would you tell me they are on their way? I have been expecting them for days now.
Meh, that happens, it's a fucking backwater, nothing of merit here.
That can't be right... the alarm went off for Dark Eldar.
Harlequin kisses vary in quality from Harlequin to Harlequin, I'm not sure why an important part of entry into the library is making out with one for an hour, but that's why most Inquisitors never make it this far.
>>19376767
Sigh... I'll have to have a talk with your Chapter Master then. Seems you might need to be purged.

>>19376812

>implying

I'm a fucking dreadnought. I am two thousand years old, you fucking infant. I chat on the Internet while I sleep.

Thank you, brother-techmarines.

>>19376849
I've never seen a dreadnought throw as big a temper-tantrum as you are, certainly not as quickly. Even most Black Templars dreadnoughts are less childish.

>>19376849
It's nice that you can still talk to people. But I gotta ask, how do you keep Gremlins out? Don't you have, like, a TON of orderly bits?

>>19376879
The IoM is not very well organized, so probably not.

>>19376872

Is there a problem, infant?

>>19376908
With a dreadnought that can't handle basic conversation without pitching a fit? Yes, such unstable components should be removed from the IoM. What happens when you are awakened and something doesn't go your way? Do you kill everyone around you. That's awfully Chaos of you.

>>19376935

That's enough! I'm logging off, you stupid fuck.

>>19376960
Too late now, you are already in the queue for a good purging. See you in hell.

>>19376497
>Low Gothic
As a member of the sophisticated and elegant Water Caste, the mastery of your loathsome and crude language proved no challenge.

>Imperial imageboard?

Oh really, Gue'la?

Then by the right of the Great Destiny of T'au and the authority of the Celetstials, I nullify the Imperials ownership of this board and claim it in the name of the Tau Empire.

All /tg/ is now under our banner. Every thread is now the property of the Tau and every poster is a citizen of the Tau Empire.

>>19376535
The battle between the Imperium and the Tau Empire does not take place only in the battlefield.

In mind and spirit, we fight each other. The madness of the Imperial Creed clashing with the wisdom of Tau'va.

For T'au to prosper, the Imperium must be defeated in spirit and form.

Which cast is better suited to defeat the spirit of the Imperium? Which Caste will shatter all lies and falsehoods of the Imperial scum and replace them with the only single truth in the universe? Which Caste will spread the Enlightenment of the Greater Good to all corners of the galaxy?

I will answer. It is the Water Caste.

>A pathetic water caste like you deserves nothing but a power fist to the face.

Though my service to Tau'va is reward enough, the hatred and chargin of the enemies of T'au are almost as rewarding.

Your insults and threats only bring me joy and strengthen my resolve.

>>19377009
I'm not sure I'd call the Tau'va wisdom, but it does have a few points. I'm finding some very interesting things out about the IoM proper. Basically all of it would be called heresy by most people and by the current definition, they would be right. However, 10,000 years ago, this appears to be considered business as usual. Very interesting indeed.

>>19377009

>Tau
>Sophisticated
>Elegant

You have vagina heads.

>Everyone is mad

That makes Xeno a sad taucron...

>>19377142

That image gives me stress. And Tau females don't have hair.

>>19377142
Don't be sad! Here, I got you some purple, it'll make you feel better. I didn't know what kind you liked though...

>>19377170
All Tau have hair you moron.
>>19377142
I'm not angry with the dreadnought, just disappointed that another chapter of astartes has fallen to chaos. Here, have a picture of a kitty.

>>19377009

Humanity will never submit to your sugar-coated tyranny, TIDF. Your misbegotten kind will pay for this insult.

>>19377211

Which chapter, Inquisitor? And did you really have to be rude to that dreadnought?

>>19377142
It is not your fault my dear.

/tg/ is fueled by rage in all of its creative endeavors without it, all original content will cease to be produced.

So be happy, when a proud neckbeard rages, for he rages for the sake of the board.

>>19377058
>I'm not sure I'd call the Tau'va wisdom

Two years Reeducation camp NOW!

>>19377064
The head slits? What about them, Gue'la?

>>19377170
>And Tau females don't have hair.

O'Shaserra would disagree

>>19377248
Stop being an asshole to Xeno!

>>19377250

It reminds us of human female genitals. It bothers us. We can't take you seriously because of that.

>>19377248
Weaselferret! What did I tell you about being real?! Go away!

>>19377248

Get out. You're not welcome here, furvert.

>>19377282
I am no more real then space marines, the chaos gods, the tau, orks or any other race in the Warhammer 40k universe.

>>19377256
It is only the honest truth.

>>19377294
None of us are welcome here, we simply chose to show up uninvited.

>>19377250
Hey TIDF, stop being a dick or I'll thump you one!

>>19377242
I didn't start it, I might not have been nice about telling him he wasn't on an Imperial board, but I'm not paid to be nice. Also, he didn't have to freak out like he did. I think he might be Blood Angels, but that could have been a distraction. I'm not any good with computers, so I have a servitor finding out.

>>19377250
I'm an Inquisitor, I don't do reeducation camps. Be glad I haven't had you purged already, there are plenty of people chomping at the bit to do it, but I think we can come to a better arrangement than we currently have.

>>19377248

So you've taken to picking on Xeno? I'm gonna make you regret the day you were born!

>>19377279
Not only because of that, mind you.

And I'm sure that tau dicks look like noses

>>19377331

Judging from the wording of his posts, I'm confident that he is a Blood Angel.

And why are you so mean to everyone, Inquisitor? Take a nap or something.

>>19377369
I don't get to sleep very often, always work, work, work! Coming up on 4 days of no rest. Think I might make an hour or two available for a nap, but not until I've done a bit more work first.

>>19377324
Ooooh no, I can feel the Evermind squirm in it's slumber when they talk, but you, you're imaginary, no doubt about it.

>>19377393

What are you working on?

>>19377343
Good sir, I am not born but made from all your perversions and debauchery.

>>19377330
He is always a dick, all the time
even having his sister abducted by eldar nazis and adopted by a dark eldar didn't smoothen him in the slightest.

>>19377413
Translating documents from before the Horus Heresy.

>>19377424
stop calling people good sir

>>19377428

What's it all about?

An old novel or something?

>>19377330
You can not touch me, HEUG, I am behind seven shield drones!

>>19377279
No wonder Imperial negotiators always have an awkward confused look on their faces.

Huh...If it throws you off guard and makes you underestimate us, then it is a boon.

>>19377219
You call Unity, Bondage. You call Enlightenment, Hersey. You call Freedom, Tyranny.

How deluded are you, Gue'la? If I have to rip the blindfolds from your eyes by force than I shall for your own good.

>>19377424

So you are daemon of Slaanesh? It is no matter. Then die like the rest.

>>19377453
Official documentation. Can't tell any more than that. Simply put: what I've found will shake the Imperium to it's core.

>>19377430
And why not I ask?

I am only being polite, to presume all the gentlemen and ladies I meet are the best that humanity or any other species has to offer in civility and intelligence?

So you are daemon of Slaanesh? It is no matter. You can die like the rest.

>>19377455

Haha, you're a funny Tau. Just be thankful we haven't purged you yet.

>>19377466

Don't obsess over it. Get some sleep. At least 8 hours a day, eh?

>>19377474
Daemons do not die, they can only be contained or returned back to the warp, awaiting for the moment where the fabric of reality ebbs weak enough for them to pull through.

>>19377505
Daemons sound a lot like Thinglets. OH! Imma get my box! I haven't had a good romp through the Dreamsun in a while!

>>19377504
This is actually really damn important, it affects everyone, probably in the galaxy. Human, Xeno, and Heretic alike.

.... Unless it's another farce... we've (the Inquisition) seen those before. This one looks legitimate, but I have to find out.

>>19377505

I believe that can be arranged.

>>19377541

...

Interesting...

How will the Imperium benefit from those documents?

>>19377557
And what makes you think you can succeed when hundreds of others have failed before you lapdog?

>>19377574
Hypothetically speaking? The IoM might finally be complete, pure, and in control of the entire galaxy. At very least we will be able to get rid of a lot of corruption.

>>19377557
He has a box, and you're a Thinglet. I don't think he can lose

>>19377576

The fact that you've been banished from the materium of 4chan before makes me assume it can happen again.

And, of course, an improvised exterminatus, should a thread be corrupted beyond redemption. Meet the "Sage-Bomb", sergalfag.

>>19377603

...

Did you just find the instruction manual for the Golden Throne's Healing Module?

The way daemons die is if they're drained over time. The way eldar do it. Except curious humans stray towards the weird power readings and then unleash their power. It's like radiation, get too close and you get cancer. And humans flock to them like flies.

Then the inquisition gets involved and then release the daemons bound inside the eldar artifact.

>>19377614
Banishing a daemon such as myself once is child's play.

But making sure I am banished and remain banished is another story entirely.

>>19377638
No. Though there is some rather horrifying information about the Golden Throne here anyway. I don't think the Emperor actually needs the throne.

>>19377656

So we need to drain Sergalfag's power, and bind him inside an artifact? How would one go about accomplishing that?

>>19377664

Post lewd images of yourself, xeno scum.

>>19377664
Ive always had a crush on you.

>>19377674
By making sure she's the real sergal first.

>>19377667

...

Interesting.

Very interesting indeed.

So...

When will you... put this thing into action?

>>19377681
Would this suffice Chaos Lord?

>>19377704
Could take months or years, I'm going to need a lot of support on this. I just hope I'm not too late.

>>19377709

No, no, no. I want you to post images of yourself getting fucked, or masturbating, or anything sexual.

Dump it, c'mon.

>>19377722

>I just hope I'm not too late

What? What are you talking about? The Imperium is holding fine.

>>19377744
For the moment. Signs point to something bad on the near-horizon. Most of which have been quantified in the recent attempt on the life of Mathias Wardicus. I'm not saying it was a bad thing, man needs to be killed like few others, but that it was unsuccessful is a bad sign.

>>19377733

considering his armor, I question how his head can be in that position.

>>19377780

Are you talking about Captain Matthias Ward or is this Wardicus fellow a completely different guy?

>>19377808
He has many faces, be wary of them all.

>>19377733
If you insist.

>>19377664
banish forever? why? there are tribes in far away lands that feed on Sergal meat for sustenance. I can only imagine how valuable a sergal that returns each time it is killed would be highly prized indeed. like selling them their very own Sæhrímnir,

>>19377821

Stop teasing me with that shit. Get to the good stuff!

>>19377808

Are you trying to associate Titus with Captain Matthias Ward? Please don't, seriously, please don't. Titus is actually a well written character who fits with the fluff.

>>19377869
Who do you think replaced Titus?

>>19377455
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Xeno bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Schola Progenium, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Eye of Terror, and I have over 10000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Adeptus Astartes. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the vox? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Temple Assasin from Terra and your grid coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, Xeno. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ordo Malleus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Tau.

>>19377869

No.

I am not associating Titus with anyone.

>>19377885

lol, good one, legendary copypasta

>>19377455
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Xeno bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Schola Progenium, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Eye of Terror, and I have over 10000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Adeptus Astartes. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the vox? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Temple Assasins from Terra and your grid coordinates are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, Xeno. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ordo Malleus and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, Tau.

>>19377927

WHY DID YOU DELETE THE 10000 CONFIRMED KILLS COPYPASTA?

>>19377955
Well way to waste time by talking shit about these pheromone addicted blueskinned no noses. Shoot first, talk later.

>>19377952
kudos for the copypasta dude

Why is everybody mad?

>>19378100

Because you won't post lewd images of yourself, you cute xeno scumbag.

>>19378121
L-lewd?!

>>19378142

Yes.

Post 'em.

>>19378100
some well tell you that nobody's mad, they're just having fun/civil debate/ whatever, and they would be lying to you, and to themselves.

they are all mad because a troll, a very old and infamous troll chose to come into your thread and piss off everyone in it. Why you ask? well, for attention mostly. Why your thread specifically? it's not really personal, your thread was probably just the fist they saw. Sorry though, wish I could give you some good news but to be honest once a troll get's into a thread no one is quite sure how to get them out. short of deleting the whole thread and re-posting.

>>19378171
No.

>>19378225

Why not? Are you afraid or something? Well, there's nothing to fear. Go ahead and post some porn... of yourself.

>>19378210
i know of a way. its called not feeding the trolls.
i understand that people have to yell at people for being a dumb ass sometimes. but not giving them attention works much better.

>>19378225
Is that your serious face?