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[ERROR] No.19283928 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

hello every one. and im going to say sorry i cant spell to save my life most days.
so my dm has started a new game where we start out as a noble and his concel after a great war between elfs and draws. humans dead all other races dont really matter. all is left is major houses bone necromancy and trade. rose ships. thorn diplmacy. shadow spys. and me tiger a mitltery but unlike other houses i have nothing execpt a fort made of stone and empty land as big as iowa that no cares about evil game how do i start up agin and take over

>> No.19283951

the why the world works is houses exchange favors in differnt levels i owe them all alot and rose is the only house that owes me any thing. right now i just adopted 6000 homeless form other cities to try and start agin and just found a iorn mine i have 100,000 gold. and just enough druids makeing sure people are fead any ideas where to go form here?

>> No.19283968

oh and sorry the drafws are in hiding and all the houses are elfs there is a concel that make sure the major houses play nice

>> No.19283975

>cant spell to save my life most days.
Stopped reading. If you can't take the time to write English correctly, I'm certainly not going to take the time to read all your garbage mishmash words.
I am however going to take the time to write this post.
Spelling is not difficult. There is no good excuse for not communicating in grammatically and syntactically precise language.

>> No.19283992

well spelling is hard for me as words are you see them and i do , do not the same my brain as the doctors told me does not see them and read them the same

>> No.19284004

>>19283992
>I have a sub-human filth-brain, please pity me.

No, shut up.

>> No.19284010

>>19283992
So use a goddamn spell check. Jesus fucking Christ.

>> No.19284026

I tried, I really did. But starting at "all is left" I have no clue what you're talking about. It's not just spelling, the lack of punctuation and grammar makes it almost impossible to understand what you're trying to say.

Start over, maybe it will make more sense the second time.

>> No.19284028

>>19283992
Not to be mean, but get off the internet. You're not going to be able to communicate with anyone like this. What you are saying does not make any sense.

Your best bet is to dictate and have someone else type your posts for you.

>> No.19284058

Vasally? Since you have military, then try to stir trouble between houses and pledge your might behind some powerful house and then call off all other debts you have. Bring everyone down to 100 year war and kill everything.

>> No.19284064

Hello everyone, and I'm going to say I'm sorry I can't spell to save my life most days.
So my dm has started a new game where we start out as nobles and his council after a great war between elves and drows. Humans are dead, all other races don't really matter. All that is left is major houses, bone necromancy, and trade. Rose ships, thorn diplomacy, shadow spies, and me a Tiger militant but unlike other houses i have nothing except a fort made of stone and empty land as big as Iowa that nobody cares about. This is an evil game, how do I start up again and take over?

I tried to translate it into English, but some parts elude my understanding, especially the run on sentence close to the end

>> No.19284073

>>19284064
Not OP btw

>> No.19284167

Hello everyone, and I'm going to say I'm sorry I can't spell to save my life most days.
So my dm has started a new game where we start out as nobles and their(?) council after a great war between elves and drows. Humans are dead, all other races don't really matter. All that is left are major houses: Bone,necromancy and trade. Rose, ships. Thorn, diplomacy. Shadow is the house of spies and I'm Tiger, military. Unlike other houses i have nothing except a fort made of stone and empty land as big as Iowa that nobody cares about. This is an evil game, how do I start up again and take over?

My translation. Was I correct to deduce that shadow and co. we're te house names?

>> No.19284180

>>19284167
yes thank you

>> No.19284185

>>19283968

>all the houses are elfs

>> No.19284189

>>19284185
That's actually terrifying. Those would be huge elves or tiny people.

>> No.19284218

People saying "I have disability X, I can't do Y!" are most often lazy shitholes with excuses.

I mean, look at a man who's lost both legs. He, in contrast with OP, has a valid reason for why he cannot do something (in this case, walk). But given the slimmest chance, that man would do everything and put in every effort to be able to.

OP, you can spell. You can learn grammar. At worst, it's harder for you than for other people. But if you can't put in the extra effort to come off as a decent human being, then I can't be arsed to give half a shit about you or anything you're trying to communicate. Stop using it as an excuse to be a lazy fuck when you could use it as a reason for being awesome for overcoming your defects.

It's like people claiming they're addicted to a substance and can't possibly stop using it. Bullshit excuses.

>> No.19284270

>>19284189

>Tiny people living inside gigantic elves.

>> No.19284508

You're in the middle of the biggest economic depression your world has ever seen. You have large swathes of (presumably arable) land, a population comprised entirely of refugees, no infrastructure, and enough debt to look like a college student.

Your DM is probably thinking you'll put people to work in the iron mine, build some forges, start training an army of fighters. No, fuck that shit. You're playing Mother Fucking Dee And Dee, so you're gonna go all Magic-User on this shit. The only economy is the Magic economy.

Pour all that money into training wizards. You see, wizards are dual purpose: during peacetime, you use them for services; at low levels they spam Mending or Prestidigitation or whatever is useful. Wartime, they load up on the appropriate magic and do the usual combat routines. Who gives a fuck if they're squishy when you have a few thousand jobless men willing to become your militia? It's not like you need to teach them how to coup-de-grace after your wizards spam Sleep.

As your Magical Engineering Corps develops, you're exploding with possibilities. Your quality of life for the average citizen is through the roof - Mud to Rock and vice versa for the perfect city planning and development, Continual Flame for all your lighting needs, menial labor eliminated through the usage of Unseen Servants, etc. Your population can devote itself entirely to being craftsmen, artisans, soldiers, whatever. Wall of Stone, Wall of Iron, and Fabricate lets you build all kinds of cool shit. With so many wizards around, you're just a small step towards enchanted item crafting.

After that, you're entirely self-sufficient, Set aside a SWAT team of wizards for homeland security, enough wizards to keep the economy stable, and you can go fuck over all the other countries with superior magic, whether in quality or quantity.

>> No.19287290

>>19284508
you sir are a genius

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