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>> No.19047649


>> No.19047652

"I love you, Son"

>> No.19047656

Let them eat cake.

>> No.19047661

40k never created, grimderp shit never written, /tg/ infinitely better.

>> No.19047663

Abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion, abortion.

>> No.19047674


>> No.19047675

...that's all he wanted... 20,000 years of suffering could have been prevented with a DAMNED HUG!

>> No.19047680

Listen to the god damned space elf Fulgrim.

Love, Daddy.

>> No.19047692

/tg/ never created

>> No.19047696

Well, I believe that settles that.

>> No.19047709

Magnus, you were right.

>> No.19047766

Perturabo, Mortarion all your hard work is appreciated. Love, Dad.

Heresy isn't prevented, but Horus gets his shit kicked in.

>> No.19047769

Universal exterminatus, the dead can not do hersery.


Finish one project at a time Mr. Emperor

>> No.19047795


>> No.19047800

I like Chaos too, son.

And then a daemon popped out.

>> No.19047846

Cut it out.

>> No.19047854

Angron, I'll stand and fight with you.

>> No.19047867

hey sons, i made you daughters, enjoy fatherhood, Love Dad

>> No.19047921

Brillian plan Emperor. But what if they are dicks?

>> No.19047978

"Let's all go fishing when the crusade's over, Love Dad."

Give all the Primarchs a big fucking engraved stone saying that. Make them keep it in the bedroom or control room or some shit so they won't forget.

>> No.19047987

Somebody make Kor Phaeron have an "accident" please.

>> No.19048008

nuke Colchis from orbit before making the primarchs

>> No.19048012

"Alpharius, Konrad, Corrax deal with the Eldar problem.

Love, Dad."

>> No.19048017

Kor Pharon secretly worships Chaos. No Kor Pharon, no problem.

>> No.19048024

Thanks for the warning Magnus, will watch Horus carefully now.

>> No.19048037

mfw The Emperor is Gendo Ikari.

>> No.19048041

Magnus, I have some CRAZY shit to show you.


>> No.19048071

Lorgar, I'm flattered, but no.

>> No.19048102

'Tell me about your dreams Konrad. And about your Mother.'
-Emperor S. Freud M31.

>> No.19048140

"Horus you know I win right?"

>> No.19048178

"I couldnt let you die Angron. I love you... son"

>> No.19048191

Doesn't this make the Heresy even worse?

>> No.19048202

Thank you Lorgar, let Us do this correctly.

>> No.19048212

"Nah, I just use 'regular' super soldiers in my crusade."
-The Emperor to the Chaos Gods

>> No.19048219

Horus: No, I won't turn to Chaos.

>> No.19048220

Man the fuck up Horus. You're an adult now.

.... Bitch.

>> No.19048225

Wow, Lorgar, I'm touched! You're pretty swell yourself.

>> No.19048245

I tell you what, Horus!

>> No.19048247

"Horus. FYI I'm working on accessing the eldar webway."

>> No.19048264

Why would I want to do that?

>> No.19048275

Lorgar, those gods sound like dicks.

>> No.19048295

"FUCKING HELL MAGNUS... oh well.. what were you telling me anyway?"

>> No.19048317

Guise let's maek the Caohs gods gooD!!!
-M.a.t.t W.a.r.d

>> No.19048330

Don't give him ideas.

>> No.19048356

Rowboat girlyman, you are my rightful Warmaster.

>> No.19048385

No, because it distracts Kurze onto something that will take their full attention so he doesn't have time to brood.

Alpharius meets up with Corrax and Kurze who he can actually talk strategy with instead of the stick-up-ass brigade that is Dorn and Guillimane.

And Corax...Corax just stays awesome and keeps the other two from turning traitor.

>> No.19048398

'Oh hey Horus, hows your sex life?'

>> No.19048404

Chaos is gonna scatter your kids across the galaxy, yo.

>> No.19048415

Ha ha what a story, Mark

>> No.19048417

"I'll go red giant stage early."

-the sun

>> No.19048421

defeat every last ork, and you will be the Emperor

>> No.19048422

Good Parenting

>> No.19048432 [DELETED] 

everyone betray me I'm fed up with this wuurl

>> No.19048441

op is a fag

>> No.19048452

everyone betray me I'm fed up with this wurl

>> No.19048459

'Think I'll take some time off for some psychiatric help'

- The Primarchs

>> No.19048465

Stay away from galactic northwest, dont nuke lorgor

>> No.19048469

What happened in the northwest?

>> No.19048481

You can worship me as God, but don't worship Chaos.

>> No.19048500

I have decided that the Astartes can keep their dicks

>> No.19048501


>> No.19048514

Im pretty sure EoT is there

>> No.19048519

"I think is better if we're all friends."
-The Necrontyr to the Old Ones and viceversa

>> No.19048545

and have women to use them on

>> No.19048548


Now young initiates we learn about when the Space Marines, the Emperor's most beloved warriors, fucked their way through Eldar Space...

>> No.19048550

Emperor: Son, you seem upset. Whats wrong? You can tell me.

>> No.19048587

God, when you think about it, it is somewhat strange that the Emperor would fuck up so royally so many times. There were so many opportunities for him to not lose various Chapters to Chaos. I understand having a hard line about some things but sometimes all he had to do was answer his fucking messages.

Really, what was the point of sending the Space Wolves to kick the shit out of Magnus? Was that really necessary? It seems like the Emperor just didn't realize that there are such things as "good intentions".

Oh right, 10 words.
"Primarchs, before Isstvan V, let me look into your minds."

>> No.19048595

Dat ass.

>> No.19048597

Every time I look at pictures of the Emperor's Armor, I see those faces all over it. And I immediately think that he's a Tengen Toppa Custodes

>> No.19048606

Hey dad... maybe you should go easy on Logar, please.

>> No.19048611


What if, all of this is according to some ineffable plan?

>> No.19048628


Except he didn't have the time to meet with them, who where all far from Terra (Except Dorn). Second, most of his time and effort was spent containing the Daemons from entering (Magnus shit happening).

I loved the Thousand Sons as a chapter, but the fact that Magnus was always deceived since the beggining about the nature of his sorcery, well... He messed up ROYALY. If it wasn't for him, the Emperor might have had time to FINISH the webway thing.

>> No.19048633


But yeah, sending the wolf was absurd anyways.

>> No.19048635

Ah, an earmark of shitty writing.

>> No.19048654


>> No.19048657

I think you mean "hallmark."

>> No.19048671

>Horus, your grounded. i forbid you to leave.
>The Emperor
daddy issues save the world again

>> No.19048710

Or entirely plausible in a galaxy where time traveling, seeing into the future, and a god of Byzantine scheming all exist.

>> No.19048720


"I don't think creating the Primarchs is a good idea."

Side note: My captcha was a picture of a door.

>> No.19048722

Anyone got that dislike Terry Prachett get banned image.

>> No.19048732

That's what you're supposed to believe, but the reality of the situation is that the author basically said "I have no idea what direction the company is going in, so I'm making this guy all-knowing, and all-seeing. That way I don't have to actually write anything."

Except those plans aren't ineffable.

>> No.19048734

I'm going back to the Spartan Program.

>> No.19048755

The dude is saying Good Omens is a shitty book not that ineffable plans are shitty writing.

>> No.19049740

"Horus, don't be a dick bro."

>> No.19049759

I stop reading after the words "there is only war".

>> No.19049847

Leman, Colchis. Colchis, Leman. I'll let you two get acquainted.

>> No.19049866

Emprah, allow Lorgar to worship you.

>> No.19049875

Magnus is more powerful than you know, fill him in.

>> No.19049879

Spess Mehreens were never created.

>> No.19049890


>> No.19049943


>> No.19050003

We got a winner.

>> No.19053036

I thought Horus had planned it so that the Wolves attacked Prospero. He tricked Russ into thinking Magnus was already against the emperor and using magic, which Russ detested. He did this because he wanted Russ to be distracted with fighting Magnus. If the Wolves did not attack Magnus, then he would have sided with the emporer against chaos, and instead he mistrusted the emporer

>> No.19053054

Erebus, you're a dick *stab*

>> No.19053061

The complaint is the Emperor sending in Russ in the first place, not Horus using the situation to his advantage.
I guess Russ wasn't doing anything at the time?

>Prevent the Horus Heresy in 10 words or less.
>"Get back to work, or you're all FIRED!"

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