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"Uh, hey, uh... do you want to go and purge some heretics in the name of the glorious Emperor with me?"

>> No.18991904

>>18991891

no

>> No.18991911
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18991911

Certianly, sister. It would be my honor.

>> No.18991928
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But sister, we are the heretics.

>> No.18991932

>>18991891
Whaaat? Can't you go alone? I'm busy playing vidya here.

>> No.18991949
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18991949

Can we get ice cream when we're done?

>> No.18991954

>>18991904
No one was asking you!
>>18991932
Fine, then I guess I'll go with Grey Knight-kun!

>> No.18991966
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>>18991949
Of course! But >>18991904 and >>18991949 will get none!

>> No.18992006
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WHY ARE YOU BOTHERING TO ASK ME YOU CHAINED ME THE FUCK UP AND HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

>> No.18992007
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18992007

can boone come?

>> No.18992014
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>>18991954
Awesome, to purging heretics, and beyond!

>>18991966
I at least get some ice cream too?

>> No.18992017
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>>18991966
Battle Sister! Battle Sister! Do not trust the Grey Knight! I don't trust him!

>> No.18992050
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>>18992007
No... not Boone...

By the Emperor what did they do to her?!

>> No.18992078
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>>18992007
Sure, but these two sacks of glue must be terminated immediately
>>18992014
Of course!
>>18992017
Now what makes you say that, he seems like a totally legit grey knight

>> No.18992089
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18992089

IIIIIIIIIIIIICE CREEEEEEEEEEAM

>> No.18992098

>>18992078
>totally legit grey knight

Exactly

>> No.18992109
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18992109

well if you have ice-cream i change my mind.

>> No.18992118
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>>18991891
Only if you hide your diaper beneath a loincloth.

I mean it's annoying.

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>>18992089
>>18992078
Yes, nothing works up one's appetite for ice cream like purging heretics!

>>18992017
Why would you say I do not look trustworthy brot-wait, why are you wearing one of our heraldries?

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>>18992006
That would be a roused eversor having an extreme violent craving for ice cream
>>18992089
C'mon eversor, we don't want to repeat the same incident the last time we went out for ice cream!

>> No.18992152
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18992152

Alright just you have to explain to the Commissar where I'm going .

>> No.18992194

>>18992078
>>18992135
Once upon a time, I was a Grey Knight. Due to a Inquisitorial decision I was moved to the Death Watch. Brother, I heard rumors of a ritual please say it isn't true, that they used the blood .. I DARE NOT SAY IT.

>> No.18992210

>>18992194
Probably because you no longer get Fearless.

>> No.18992263
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>>18992194
I think I know of what you speak brother...it is something between those present and their grandmaster. The rest of us simply refuse to speak of it.

It is something best left unsaid.

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>>18992263
Promise me brother! Promise me this one will not be like the others, and I shall join you in the fun of purging the alien and heretics!

>> No.18992305
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18992305

Just point me at the heretics ma'am

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>>18992303
I am not so weak of mind and body to have to resort to such barbarity.

Such sorcery is unbecoming of one on the path to become a paladin.

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>>18992305
>>18992305
>>18992305
>>18992305
I
I
-=I=-
I am so fucking confused right now.

>> No.18992359
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>>18991911
...

Can we have more like this.

I like this a lot.

Please?

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>>18992351
Yeah?
Now you'll get even more confused.

>> No.18992370
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>>18992341
Then. I shall join you. Let us purge!

>> No.18992406
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>>18991911
>>18991911
>>18991911
No, seriously.

Is there anything else that looks like this?

Also I felt a little depressed and that image lifted my spirits somehow.

>> No.18992408
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18992408

My enemies call me "OH, EMPEROR, I'M ON FIRE!", but the ladies call me "OH, EMPEROR, I'M ON FIRE!"

Gonna toast me some heretics.

Woo!

>> No.18992414
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18992414

So what'll it be?

>> No.18992417

>>18992359
love cannot bloom on a battlefield.

>> No.18992420
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>>18992351
That's Commissar Pimper. He's good ,honest and fair but yeah he has some quirks.We think he might be a Psyker of some sort . Why when he's raising morale he causes words to appear in the air . Blammed whatever that is .

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>>18992359
>>18992406
I'll see what I can dig up.

>>18992370
YES! Then to the ice cream!

>> No.18992428

>>18992406
Here, let me write fag for you.

Then they went and purged the heretic scum and went their separate ways, both respecting the other's devotion to the Emperor. Neither had impure thoughts because they were not tainted by Chaos's corrupting touch. The End, no heresy for you.

>> No.18992461

>>18992414

Spot Check.

>> No.18992475

What are you talking about, I'm a office drone

Now get lost I have to write reports of guardsmen dying

Such is life of a background character

>> No.18992493
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>>18992426
Nothing quite as nice as that one I'm afraid...not that I have anyway.

>> No.18992515

>>18992493

Are these from Lord Inquisitor? Proportions are looking a wee bit wonky.

>> No.18992532

>>18992420
...actually that is knight commissar max decarius, pump of the imperium.
You may remember him from when he defeated Malal in glorious combat, surfed the warp with the big E and won the superb owl.

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>>18992515
He's not all that tall I'm guessing, plus terminators in most chapters get, what, 8ft tall or better?

>> No.18992569
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may or may not be related

>> No.18992578
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18992578

>>18992461

>> No.18992586

>>18992551

Yeah, was referring to the Knights in particular. The inquisitor looks spot-on. The termies feel odd, specifically the one on the left without a loincloth. Can't quite put my finger on what's wrong.

>> No.18992614

Can I shoot brain lightning at people and make them WITNESS THEIR DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?

>> No.18992632

>>18992515
>>18992586

Its probably the legs, they are extremely thick and they look like they come out from the sides of the waist.

Also, Im not entirely sure, but I think terminator armor has bionic arms while the real ones are crossed over the chest, so arm proportions can be forgiven...

>> No.18992649

>>18992578
You fail to notice the sister behind you. The revving of the chain blade warns you too late, leaving you unable to dodge as it cleaves into your neck.

BAD END

Remember, perception is not a dump stat.

> Retry?
> End?

>> No.18992706
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>>18992649
I know I shouldn't have given her that for Fistmas

>> No.18992710
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>>18992532
Because this guy is a brilliant role model for dealing with heretics...

>> No.18992839

>>18992710
What temple is her? Death Cult?

>> No.18992859
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18992859

>>18992706

>> No.18992905

>>18992632

Ah, yeah that might be just it. The Ultramarines movie got the sizes down just right, I think. The legs, feet, and hands on these guys feel just a bit too big.

>> No.18992909

>>18992649

Are we really so bad that we don't notice she's in FRIGGAN POWER ARMOUR?!

>> No.18992925
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>>18992706
>>18992706
>>18992706
>>18992706
>>18992706

>> No.18992927

>>18992649

Retry!

Tactical Retreat this time, let's find a nice, normal guardswoman to bed with instead!

>> No.18992949

SH-SHADDUP, I-ITZ NOT LOIK I LIKES YA OR ANYFIN', H-HUMIE

>> No.18992953
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18992953

I-I JUS' WANTID YA TA HAVE SUM DAKKA

>> No.18992987
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>>18992953

>Tsundork

>> No.18993005

>>18992859
>>18992925
not the person who posted it, but I think I have the others saved on the other PC... should I bother booting and looking them up?

>> No.18993006
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>>18992909
Over protective roommate or sister perhaps?

>>18992927
You make your excuses and duck out of the room. Sister Yan seems unhappy to see you go.

As you stalk the corridors pondering the merits of the female members of your unit you nearly walk into pic related.

A (tactical retreat)
B (make a spot check)
C EMPEROR GUIDE MY HAND

>> No.18993030
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>>18993006

EMPRAH.

MY HAND.

GUIDE IT.

>> No.18993060
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1/7

>> No.18993067
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2/7

3/7 is here
>>18992706

>> No.18993076
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4/7

>> No.18993086
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5/7

>> No.18993091

rolled 66 = 66

>>18993030
Rolling luck

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6/7

>> No.18993131
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7/7

>> No.18993142
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18993142

YES, LET US PRUGE TOGETHER
BUT REMEMBER, I HAVE NO PENIS, SO ANY EFFORTS TOWARDS IT SHALL BE FOR NAUGHT.
I KNOW, I'VE TRIED.

>> No.18993152
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>>18993142
>I know, I've tried

>> No.18993194
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>>18993142
>BUT REMEMBER, I HAVE NO PENIS
You just entered a forbidden land brother.
May the Emperor be with you
Becase i sure hell wont

>> No.18993199

>>18993194
>space marine with pole arm

mor of this that isn't Herp Knights?

>> No.18993202

>>18993142
This is why you Black Templars are failures.
The Space Wolves didn't get rid of their own genitalia.

>> No.18993214

>>18993202
Are the Black Templars the same guys as the Dark Angels?

>> No.18993242
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>>18993194
>>18993202
>>18993152
WAIT
IT ISN'T A SACRED RITUAL TO REMOVE YOUR OWN GENITALIA ON YOUR 20TH YEAR OF SERVICE TO OUR HOLY EMPEROR?
BROTHER ERIDAS WILL PAY FOR THIS

>> No.18993295
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18993295

Hey, you guys, are we still purging heretics here? We will totally go purge some heretics, as long as you don't invite the Ultra-pansys.

>> No.18993302
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18993302

Purge heretic filth from our glorious Imperium.
Innocence proves nothing.
Glory for the Ecclesiarchy!

>> No.18993306
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>>18993214
What?!? Hell no. The Black Templars are one of the Second Founding, from the Imperial Fists, and on an eternal crusade for the Emperor.

>> No.18993323

>>18993295

I know that hat!

>> No.18993327

>>18993131
>>18993113
>>18993086
>>18993076
>>18993067
>>18993060
>>18992706
Christ, hasn't this idiot ever heard the term 'sanctioned psyker?'

>> No.18993328
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>>18993306
Ohhhhhhhhhhh.
Hmmm. I still don't get why they made the different Space Marines so easy to mix up.

>> No.18993346
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>>18991891
Jusssssst walk away.....jussssst walk away.....

>> No.18993361

>>18993346
Is. Is that a bundle of bodies on the top left?
and does he have a tit hanging out?

>> No.18993370

>>18993295
That's a nice hat brother Dreadnought.
It would be a shame if anything were to happen to it.

>> No.18993380

>>18993361
SLANEESH, YAAAAAAAAY

>> No.18993413

>>18993006
Definitely EMPRAH GUIDE MY HAND

I'd ultimately want to introduce that female unit to my member, if you follow.

>> No.18993431
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>>18993199
I hope you enjoy Space Mongols than

>> No.18993433

>>18993370

BJORN SMELLS BLOODRAVENS!

>> No.18993460
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>>18993295
HEY GUIZ
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
PURGE?
I LOVE ME SOME PURGING
CAN I COME TOO?

>> No.18993501
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18993501

Who wants some?

>> No.18993522
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18993522

Hey guys! Can I purge the heretics too?

>> No.18993561

>>18993242

Wow...Brother Eridas is a capital D Douche...

>> No.18993632
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18993632

I HEARD SOME HERETICKS NEEDED PURGIN'? THEM PIKERS'LL BE PURGED, THE GITZ
FOAR DAH EMPEROOOOHR!
WAAAAAAAGH!

>> No.18993639
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18993639

How would I fair against some 'tics?

>> No.18993646

>>18993639
Not well, it seems.

>> No.18993660

>>18993327
>not_sure_is_serious...
IIRC, it's a record of DH campaing and girls calling the guy "heretic" for his psyker powers is basically a running joke in there.

(by)

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>>18993646
Hahah, I'll be fi-...ohh.

>> No.18993680
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>>18993327
To be fair my group's first psycher was mortally wounded by our chainsword carrying Sister when one of his phenomena broke some charm of faith or something she valued.

I tried to argue that she was over reacting and was nearly considered for the next target of her zealotry (didn't help I was a feral worlder from Dusk.)

However, as the psycher was futility trying to flee across an open expanse of desert, pouring blood I blew his brains out with a shot of my rifle (partially out of frustration, partially out of mercy.)

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18994054

>>18991891
PURGE IT WITH FIRE!!!

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18994147

For the IG, the Imperium grabs whoever they can, and for the Space Marines, the best they can.

And for the Sisters of Battle?

>> No.18994169
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burnnnn...

>> No.18996309
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18996309

PURGE THE BEASTS!

>> No.18996317
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>>18996309
I DESPISE those who degrade themselves so!

>> No.18996335

>>18991891
No thanks, I'll pass. It requires subscription to several undesirable concepts.
>>18994054
>>18994169
>>18996309
>>18996317
Huh, furries weren't here until you brought them up. Is it Summer already?

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18996420

>>18996335
What would you rather purge?

>> No.18997459

>>18991911

sauce pleace

>> No.18997556

>>18996420
Why, those who hunt and purge, themselves.

>> No.18998007
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18998007

Plebs, all of you!
Cherubael, remove them!

>> No.19000363

yiff... yiff... yiff...

>> No.19000413
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19000413

hey, can I come

>> No.19000426
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19000426

I would love to, dear Sister.

>> No.19000553

doesn't know I wrote all your religious literature. The Word Bearers are more religious than any astartes.

>> No.19000560
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19000560

Bear the word of CHAOS!

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19000618

what are you faggots doing in this thread

>> No.19002159

>>19000618
deigning to kill it with fire

>> No.19002791
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19002791

P-purge? With Sisters? I... I'd love to.

>> No.19003364

>>19002791
You know... when you say it that way, it almost sounds like you're talking about "communal vomiting" as bulimics might be expected to partake in.

>> No.19003507
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>>18994169
i fear this has awakened something inside me....

>> No.19003888

>>19003507
Give in to your desires.

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