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Da Ork dat Waaaghs twice as loud Waaaghs half as long

>> No.18898373

W-What? Ohmigod ohmigod are we getting our 5th edition army book? Ohmigod ohmigod

>> No.18898390

Orks getting a plastic Fighta Bomber, so the rumour says

>> No.18898407

New orky codex? Orky themed 6th ed rule book?

June can come a little bit faster

>> No.18898418

>>18898390

In other news "current" Ork Warbuggy is 18 years old

Wartrakk is 15 years old.

>> No.18898429

Just as I push my beloved Orks aside to start a Marine army they do this.

Why Games Workshop, why why why

>> No.18898431

but 2/6/12... that was almost three months ago.

>> No.18898439

>2/6/2012 has already passed
Damn Brits always living in the past...

>> No.18898457

>>18898439
>monthy/day/year making more sense than day/month/year

Shiggy diggy, America.

>> No.18898462

>>18898439
>>18898431

0/10 but...

Not that I want to get into an argument about how stupid it is organising your dates into Month / Day / Year but... it's so so fucking stupid.

>> No.18898469

>>18898431

confirmed for american

>> No.18898471

>>18898457
those crazy brits....

>> No.18898477

>>18898457
At least we can take comfort in the fact that we both use miles.

>> No.18898478

>>18898462
We're America, we have to do everything different from our douche of a father.

>> No.18898493

>>18898462
Year-Month-Day makes way more sense to me.

>> No.18898498

>>18898429
Cause they just love your money

>> No.18898506

>>18898477
>using imperial units
>not using the superior metric system

Iseriouslyhopeyouanglosdontdothis.jpeg

>> No.18898508

>>18898457

Does day/month make more sense than month/day?

Also, year/month/day is master race for sorting dates

>> No.18898521

>>18898478

You're 300-something years old america, time to stop acting like an angsty teenager.

>> No.18898530

>>18898506
Though Britain and the United States do not use all of the same units, their systems have more in common with each other than they do with the rest of Europe, I think.

>> No.18898531

>>18898508

>> No.18898533

>>18898521
Come over here and make us limey.

>> No.18898544

>>18898521

Fuck you, I'm attacking like an angsty 20 or 30 year old

>> No.18898545

>>18898533
Don't make us do a WW2 on you again, we kicked your asses once already, amerifat, don't make us do it again.

>> No.18898548

>>18898508

Is whatever nation that does that so stupid that you need reminding of the year first whenever you see a date?

>> No.18898549

>>18898508
Yes. It puts the most relevant information first.
Year/month/day puts it last

>> No.18898550

>>18898545

... Wha?

>> No.18898551

>>18898508

Day/month only makes more sense if you're writing it, IE 6 MAY 12. Which is the best method anyways; how do you know if 6/5/12 is May 6th or June 5th?

>> No.18898553

>>18898533
Don't make me come up there, young man! Why can't be like your brother Canada! He never gave us any lip.

>> No.18898559

>>18898530
We use miles and pints. Can't think of many other official uses of imperial.
Do you drink pints in the US? Never gone drinking while I've been over there

>> No.18898560

>>18898478
Spain here, see that crap under you? It's my children.
See florida for example? ALSO FUCKING FAMILY O' MINE.
Now stop acting like a cunt, we both suck at economy.
Now shut up and use metric and day/moth/year.

>> No.18898562

>>18898553

Canada is the favourite child.

>> No.18898565

>>18898553
Thats because he's stoned all the time.

>> No.18898571

>>18898553
WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME FOR WHO I AM? YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO COMPARE ME TO CANADA! YOU'VE ALWAYS LOVED HIM MORE.

>> No.18898581

>>18898562
GTFO, Australia is where it's at

>> No.18898582

>>18898559
Our pints are slightly smaller for some odd reason, probably to make more money or some shit.

>> No.18898586

>>18898508
>Does day/month make more sense than month/day?
Yes, because if you stick year at the end you have them lined up based on how long each time unit is.

>> No.18898587

>>18898559
We don't always drink pints. There are many ways to drink in the United States.

You do use gallons and pounds (weight), right? I believe your gallon is different from ours, though.

>> No.18898591

>>18898581
Austrailia was locked in the cellar for a long time. Surprisingly well adjusted considering

>> No.18898593

>>18898571
BECAUSE HE DIDN'T HAVE TO THROW A HISSY FIT BEFORE LEAVING THE DAMN HOUSE! AND AT LEAST HE SENDS US A BIT MORE THAN A CHRISTMAS CARD EVERY YEAR!

>> No.18898602

>>18898560
Go back to work Spain, you need the money, don't make me kick you out of the EU.
This goes also for you Greece.

>> No.18898606

man fuck you guys can't we all just get along? anyways is this a teaser for a full on update? or just some new units for the orks?

>> No.18898607

Less dissing other countries and more orks!
Where is this picture from, for example?

>> No.18898615

ITT: Eurofags and Amerifats play out their culture's tsundere feelings for each other.

>> No.18898616

>>18898593
Honey, please stop shouting at him like that. The French next door are starting to talk.

>> No.18898618

Australia has always been such a good boy, helping us out with our wars.

>> No.18898623

>>18898616
As if you didn't start this by charging too much for tea, mom.

>> No.18898624

>>18898581

Australia used to be cool, but lately he's changed and become everything he once hated. He threw out most of his porn and video games.

>> No.18898633

>>18898602
OHAI GERMANY IT ME TURKEY, WHERE YOU WOMENS AT

>> No.18898634

>>18898616
SHUT THE HELL UP MOM, LET THE FRENCHIES TALK ALL THEY WANT; NO ONE'S CARE WHAT THEY THINK SINCE THEY LET THAT ASSHOLE GERMANY CRASH THEIR PLACE.
HEY DAD, REMEMBER WHEN I HELPED YOU HOLD/FIX THE HOUSE WHEN THE JACKASS STARTED SMASHING WINDOWS. WHAT DID CANADA DO? HUH? HUH!?

>> No.18898636

>>18898587
Old weights are sometimes used, but officially everything is traded in metric.
Generally I only see pounds used by the greengrocers and butchers

>> No.18898637

>>18898618
Are those fuckers wearing capes?

>> No.18898643

Oh my god, shut the fuck up already!

>> No.18898647

>>18898637
I don't know, but if they are, Australia officially win at war.

>> No.18898649

>>18898616

The French are talking because AMERICA IS THE BASTARD SPAWN OF FRANCE AND ENGLAND.

There, I said it out loud. I hope you're so embarrassed you can't show your face at your EU country club again.

>> No.18898653

you assholes this thread was meant for orks

>> No.18898656

>>18898634

Canada turned up to help after a week, you took TWO YEARS!

>> No.18898659

>>18898586

But how is that useful?

It's like you telling someone you owe them 40 cents and 5 dollars.

It's wonky as shit

>> No.18898660

>>18898643

>> No.18898664

>>18898653
I dunno about you, but I've found this derailing very entertaining.

>> No.18898666

Ok, orks, is there anything other than "fuck yeah orks in june." to discuss? no? back to intercontinental family bickering.

>> No.18898678

>>18898634
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT HE DID, HE GAVE US MOST OF THE DAMN NAILS AND WOOD! YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP TILL THOSE JAP KIDS KNOCKED OVER YOUR MAILBOX!

>> No.18898682

Source, or it's a load of shit.

>> No.18898689

>>18898656
oh yeah, "Help" is that what you call eating your food and sleeping at your place and occasionally throwing something at Germany?

I thought we had something Dad, remember all the good times we had storming out of the house and beating Germany's shit with our old neighbor USSR?

You know, before USSR became a douche?

>> No.18898693

>>18898653

Look at the comparative size of those two PKs. And Yarrick's pretty much sticking a bolter/laspistol straight in Ghaz's gob. How did he ever think any of that was a good idea?

Commissar Yarrick: ballsy, but dumb.

>> No.18898695

>>18898666

i dunno maybe like what new units they could get or what they need to have updated or ork tactics you do know there's a board for politics right?

>> No.18898696

>> No.18898708

>>18898689

He was always a douche, he just used to be a useful douche.

>> No.18898710

>>18898689
Yeah, I remember that. *sigh* What happened to those days, kid?

>> No.18898716

>>18898659
Turn it around then, year/month/day. Still better than month/day/year. Having the month first is just fucked up. Also: 24 hour clock>am/pm.

>> No.18898734

>>18898508
Month/Day kind of makes more sense now due to when a person anounces somthing they say for example "March 6th", compared to the more classical "6th of March".

>> No.18898735

>>18898508
-1/10

>> No.18898737

>>18898710
I dunno dad, I think maybe, maybe we based too much of our relationship on mutually calling the USSR "a fucking asshat"...


[tghasnospoilers]I still secretly love you dad[/tghasnospoilers]

>> No.18898741

>>18898695
I want:
Cheaper Trukks
Gorgutz as a special character (will never happen)
Bring back Cyboars! (will also never happen)
More gretchin shit so I can field a rebel grot army (will also, also never happen)

>> No.18898747

>>18898710
...Britian?

>> No.18898759

>>18898737
Heh, remember when we used to sneak in his house, and then he'd actually be here and we'd kick him out, and he'd kick us out...

Great days.

>> No.18898762

>>18898716
>24 hour clock>am/pm.

>What time is it?
>Thirteen o' clock.
>You're fucking retarded

>What time is it?
>Thirteen hundred hours
>Sixty minutes in an hour
>treating the hour like the hundreds digit
>Equally fucking retarded

>> No.18898767

>>18898747
Fixed.

>> No.18898779

I'm sorry, is this feb 6th, or 2nd of June?

>> No.18898789

>>18898779
Well one has already passed...

>> No.18898805

>>18898779

yep, the big Ork announcement that hasn't happened yet took place on feb 6th.

I don't say this very often but I hope you die in a fire you ignorant cunt.

>> No.18898821

>>18898762
>not wanting to talk in military slang all day

>Thirteen o' clock.
>You're fucking retarded
Opinions, keep them to yourself.

>> No.18898822

>>18898762
"thirteen hundred" is military time.

If you're going to insist that it's retarded, I'll point out that 'military' and 'retarded' are synonyms.

>> No.18898828

Note they are called Imperial Units.
clearly everywhere that doesn't use them is the heretics.
thats why they use inches in 40k.

>> No.18898829

>>18898734
You're right, huh never thought about it that way.
>>18898759
I still have that restraining order.

>> No.18898830

>>18898762
>Thirteen hundred hours
1300 = thirteen hundreds. You read it.

>> No.18898833

Oh, America and UK, just admit the truth and kiss each other!

>> No.18898834

>Using any system of numbers to keep track of anything

>What time is it?
"Just got dark as fuck"

>What month is this?
"It's been really cold for a while now, there's snow everywhere"

>How far is it to the next exit?
"Forever"

>> No.18898838

>>18898829
USSR I thought that Russia murdered and took over your life!

Though, he's kind of been acting like you lately...

>> No.18898853

>>18898829
I bet you do, ya frozen old bastard. Anytime you want a game of chess, I'll be waiting.

>> No.18898854

>>18898838
>Slides on glasses
I would never kill the USSR. We a very close friends. Even though you never see us in the same place.

>> No.18898855

I seriously don't understand why month/day/year is any different from day/month/year

I would say April 28, 2012 just as much as I say the 28th of April, 2012

>> No.18898861

>>18898833
Father and son. Did you not pick up on that?

>> No.18898875

>>18898854
>>18898829
You know, call me crazy, but I think Comrade USSR and Russia might be the same.

>> No.18898891

>>18898875
No way, that's preposterous, Russia was a nice guy before USSR evicted him.

>> No.18898892

>>18898875
What? Pffft no. Are you drunk?

>> No.18898894

>>18898875
I've returned for the Rhinelands.

>> No.18898905

>>18898892
It's mom dad, she's been drinking since you beat her constantly before I was born remember?

You were kind of an ass back in the day

>> No.18898911

>>18898875
>Whispers in to cufflink communicator.
She knows to much. Putin take her out.

>> No.18898928

>>18898905
>>18898892
>>18898891
>>18898875
Can't we all sit down for a nice family diner without bickering.

>> No.18898931

>>18898905
Hey, I wasn't the only one getting beaten on there. Did I ever tell you about the 100 year Spat? She threw me out her damn house with a black eye and a broken rib. AND she took all those CDs. I know she used to own them, but god damnit, I like The Jackson 5 as much as the next guy!

>> No.18898938

>>18898875
"I have her in my sights sir. For the fatherland!"
>Pulls trigger.

>> No.18898944

>>18898649

Canada, who actually has an entire legally french and bilingual areas of french is legit , but america is bastard spawn of french and english.

If I was unless less canadian I wouldn't fell so bad for you America. Sorry America, better luck next time at being the favoured child.

As for what we did during world wars, basicly do all the things you fucked up at. Italy, sicily, winterline, vimy, second battle of ypres (where we were the only ones to hold, and the ones that discovered pissing on a rag was an effective anti-chlorine agent), passchendale, dieppe, 100 day offensive.

I'm glad you joined us in the end, its a sin you couldn't come earlier, secretly sympathetic and tratorly late sibling. Its almost like all your captains of industry were secretly nazi's or something (Still are, haha, I jest ... a little).

pic related , its an honest america, he got his ass arrested.

>> No.18898947

>>18898931
And then you wonder why I'm so fucked up.

>> No.18898950

>>18898928
Canada is right let just get al-

>> No.18898962

>>18898855
It matters when you refer to the month as a number. There is a big difference between 2/6-12 and 6/2-12. In my country it's common to call the 28th of April "the 28th of the 4th".

>> No.18898965

>>18898950
Jesus christ! France! Oh God! Someone call the UN! Quick! I knew we couldn't trust that bastard!

>> No.18898968

Mission accomplished sir! Returning home.

>> No.18898991

>>18898965
UN won't help dad, Russia/USSR are BFFs with Security Council Veto.

Besides, she looks better than she did after that whole Germany incident.

>> No.18898993

>>18898965
Brittan, I came over as soon as I heard. I sorry for your lose. I vow to help in what ever way I can find the bastards who did this.

>> No.18899000

>>18898991
Shut your mouth boy! This is no time for lip!

>>18898993
You son of a bitch, you shot my ex-wife! No one gets to do that but me!

>> No.18899005

>>18898991
I have evidence for you it was the 'sand monkeys' who perpetrated this act.

>> No.18899022

>>18899000
What proof of these allegations do you have?

>> No.18899026

>>18899005
I FUCKING KNEW IT.

BRB GETTING MY ARSENAL OUT. SOUNDS LIKE SOME SAND MONKIES ARE BEGGING FOR SOME GOOD OLE AMERICAN DEMOCRACY.

>> No.18899033

>>18899022
Proof? Who needs proof, when I have MY FIST!
*punch*

>> No.18899037

>>18899005
>>18899022
You son of a bitch, you just outed yourself.

Here's a present Russia, all my remaining nukes.

FOR MOM!

>> No.18899041

>>18898950
Well fuck there goes my Friday night.

>> No.18899057

>>18899033
>Removes glasses
Let's see you get past my iron curtain.

>> No.18899061

>>18899037
Damn I read you message wrong, buts its too damn late, later Russia.

>> No.18899076

>>18899057
Huh, impressive. But, can your iron curtain hold back my Homegrown Navy style?

>> No.18899078

>>18899061
Time to stop the nukes.
>Starts launching North Koreans into them.

>> No.18899084

oh Gork (or possibly Mork)
i dont know how to feel about a 5th Ork codex
on the one hand, fuck yes, new kits and rules and shit
on the other, it'll be on the ass-end of 5th, and might turn out shit in 6th
also
>anyone but Cruddace
>anyone but Cruddace
>anyone but Cruddace
>anyone but Cruddace
>anyone but Cruddace
>anyone but Cruddace
>anyone but Cruddace
>anyone but Cruddace
>anyone but Cruddace
>anyone but Cruddace
>anyone but Cruddace

>> No.18899093

>>18899076
Dad you sure you don't want any of my ships?

not to offend but your homegrown navy hasn't been in very good shape lately.

>> No.18899095

>>18899076
Let us stop this pointless bikering and find the real culprit. Why would I kill her if I was fucking her behind your back with your third son?

>> No.18899096

>> No.18899117

>>18899095
Oh, you just crossed the fucking line Red. Canada! Get my gun! We are going to settle this like gentlemen!

((Ok, I need to sleep. Any one else want to take the role of Mr Britain?))

>> No.18899119

>>18899095
Damn it you said you'd let me tell them in my own time.
>>18899076
Dad I'm sorry to say this but I'm gay for the USSR

>> No.18899134

>>18899096

I lol'd harder than I had any business doing. Bravo.

>> No.18899142

>>18899119
From Russia with love baby, from Russia with love.

>> No.18899161

>>18899117
I though gentlemen use fisticuffs.

>> No.18899202

>>18899119
Your no brother off mine I hereby ban you from this house.

>> No.18899235

>>18898735
Oh please, a system based on 12 is awesome due to easier division by smaller numbers.

>> No.18899264

The UK uses a random mix of imperial and metric.

I think that makes us best...or possibly worst...

>> No.18899277

WHYZ DA UMMIEZ RUININ DA ORK THREAD?

>> No.18899326

Okay we get the fucking point, different countries do things differently. Fuck off to /b/ if you want to shitpost about superiority of people you're vaguely related to. I'm on /tg/ to read about models and roleplay.

Now can we have sauce, OP? I want to be excited, but without any knowledge of where this came from, it could easily be an MSpaint hoax.

>> No.18899347

plz plz plz plz plz plz
new ork codex!!!!!

>> No.18899366

>>18898477
Wrong.

>> No.18899409

>>18898678
Not to mention he fielded pound for pound the best trench infantry in the allied forces, feared so much by then end of it hed show up and that punk germany would just give up rather then fight.

>> No.18899425

>>18899326
I second this.
Just a teeny bit of sauce would be nice.

>> No.18899461

>>18899425
>>18899326

May White Dwarf - Page 21, News area.

>> No.18899505

>>18899461
So it's really official?
Awesome. And fuck, I was just starting on my necron army.
But fuck yeah.

>> No.18899555

I play Orks and I have to say...

GAMES WORKSHOP IS NOT MAKING SENSE

The Ork Codex may have been written in 4th edition but it was written for 5th edition. The ork codex can still pull off a bunch of very strong lists. Unlike other codices that haven't been updated in ages and now basically gimped or unplayable.

>> No.18899617

>>18899555

I'm gonna samefag because this thread is dead apparently.

If GW does do another Ork codex it has to be written by Phil Kelly and flash gitz have to be useful.

>> No.18899966

>>18899461
bullshit, I have my May edition of White Dwarf here, and there's nothing about Orks anywhere.

(although I'm UK, so if it's different somewhere else I apologise fro attempting to call you out.)

>> No.18900154

Get all worked up for da Waaagh!!

1/?

>> No.18900158

2/?

>> No.18900171

3/?

>> No.18900180

4/?

>> No.18900204

5/?

>> No.18900214

6/?

>> No.18900223

7/?

>> No.18900244

8/?

>> No.18900256

9/?

>> No.18900262

>lThread about ork updates
>Devolves into discussion of different countries, by said countries
Never change /tg/

>> No.18900263

>>18900256
DO NOT STOP

>> No.18900284

10/?

>> No.18900292

11/?

>> No.18900311

12/?

>> No.18900315

So why should I believe this rumor.

It seems to me that Tau/Chaos/Dark Angels and maybe even Black Templar are all more credible.

>> No.18900319

13/?

>> No.18900331

14/?

>> No.18900347

15/?

>> No.18900359

16/?

>> No.18900370

17/?

>> No.18900393

18/?

>> No.18900404

>>18898364
>>18898559
Americans only use pints for ice cream and alcohol.

other liquids = gallons.

Our money makes way more fucking sense than UK though

>> No.18900408

19/?

>> No.18900426

>>18898364
>Da Ork dat Waaaghs twice as loud Waaaghs half as long
isnt that more like woof?

>> No.18900431

20/?

>> No.18900440

21/?

>> No.18900454

>>18900404
how so good sir, I happen to enjoy the 20p piece very much, I would go so far as to say that it is in fact my favourite coin.

as I presume that is the oddity with which you claim is the thing that makes no fucking sense.

there are many ways to divide 100 with our money, plus we get nice little coins for pounds and 2 pounds, unlike you and your 'bills'.

>> No.18900460

22/?

Dats enuff fer now, ladz.

>> No.18900498

>>18900460
Thanks boss! Dat was a good story.

>> No.18900526

>Topic on thread start: possible Ork update
>devolves into bitching about units of measurement
>turns into roleplaying/discussion as personifications of various nations
>And now back to Orks with a Deff Squadron storytime.

>Never change /tg/.

I'm a bit late for the "units of measurement" bandwagon, but have this.

>> No.18900989

>>18900498
Not him, but:
http://www.cold-moon.com/40k/Deff%20Skwadron/deff_skwadron.htm
You can never have enough Dakka. There's another really interesting Ork comic called "Blood and Thunder". Someone posted it on /tg/ a few days ago, I'll dig it up and post what I can. Its about 2/3rds of part 1, and there are 4 parts. Go ahead and torrent it for yourself, or wait until I dig out the pictures and upload.

>> No.18901034

>>18900989
Alrighty, 1/17.

>> No.18901053

>>18901034
Oops my mistake, there's 18 pics in the folder.
so, 2/18

>> No.18901070

>>18901053
3/18

>> No.18901089

>>18901070
4/18

>> No.18901111

>>18901089
5/18

>> No.18901123

>>18901111
6/18

>> No.18901156

>>18901123
7/18

>> No.18901168

>>18901156
8/18

>> No.18901173

>>18901123
>>18901111
>grot gunner on the back of a nob
Why didn't I think of that?

>> No.18901178

>>18898861

so i guess that would makes America the son who got emancipated at 16, Canada would be the gay little brother who constantly brags about being mommy's favorite and Australia is the alcoholic cousin who just got out on parole.

>> No.18901183

>>18901168
9/18

>> No.18901213

>>18901183
10/18
>>18901173
Its a pretty cool concept. Definitely on my to-do list when I get around to buying more Orks. If anyone asks, I'll pass him off as an Ammo Runt or something. Or maybe give the Ork a power-klaw and a stikkbomb in the other hand so the grot-turret can count as the Shoota.

>> No.18901231

>>18901213
11/18

>> No.18901235

>>18901213
>Wot i need iz a cunning plan

inb4 more dakka

>> No.18901247

>>18901235
TOO LATE SUCKA

>> No.18901249

>>18901231

Welp.

>> No.18901253

>>18901231
12/18

>> No.18901263

>>18901253
13/18

>> No.18901268

sup /tg/ i dont think this deserves its own thread so i'll stick it here im hearing the siren song of 40k again and i play orks, although a while back i collected some WHFB orks and im wondering if any of those models are converatable into somthing 40k related (im talking about a fucktonne of goblins here) or perhaps some general conversion talk?

>> No.18901280

>>18901263
14/18

>> No.18901333

>>18901280
15/18
>>18901268
>Goblins
Not too sure how helpful this is, but there's a guide on here as to converting fantasy goblins to grotz/gretchin. I couldn't get the URL for the actual guide, but click around, its under the "conversion" section.
>Scroll down
>Click "Da Reapawagon"
>Follow link to "conversions" at the top
>Scroll down to the bottom
That's where you'll find it. Not to sure how you would go about converting already painted minis from fantasy to future, but I wish you the best of luck.

>> No.18901348

>>18901333
16/18
also, I completely forgot the URL:
http://www.garbo.org/40k/

>> No.18901362

>>18901348
17/18

>> No.18901386

>>18901362
18/18
That's all I got. Best of luck if you're going after the full comic, I torrented it this morning, its well worth the effort. Keep in mind, there are 4 issues (its a series), and I've only posted more than half of the first.
Hope you guys enjoyed it.

>> No.18901388

>>18901034

really digging that, is there somewhere i can download the archive?

>> No.18901400

>>18901231
>blood axe markings on the looted tanks

>> No.18901419

>>18901386

>that's all I got

Oh my god, seriously? Just as it was getting good.

>> No.18901425

>>18901333
>>18901348
many thanks although i forgot to mention that i have a tonne of night goblins, which are more.... blocky

in return i give you posters

>> No.18901528 [DELETED] 

>>18901419

Oh boy.

Alright, bear with me folks, I just so happen to have the other 3 issues to this, but I've never storytimed before, so pardon if I slow down at any point.

>> No.18901544 [DELETED] 

>>18901528

Skipping page 2, it's just a page like >>18901053

>> No.18901555 [DELETED] 

>>18901544

>> No.18901579 [DELETED] 

>>18901555

Also, it should be mentioned, this comic waffles between calling the Warboss 'Gorgutz' and something else, but the point is, it's not Gorgutz of Dawn of War fame.

>> No.18901614

>>18901386

Sorry guys, I started dumping issue 2 without realizing our original dumper hadn't even finished issue 1.

SO! Deleted my last few posts, let's try this again.

Here's page 19 and onwards.

>> No.18901626

>>18901614

>> No.18901636

>>18901626

>> No.18901646

>>18901636

>> No.18901669

>>18901646

Looks like that's the end of this issue, there's two more pages that are just glossary terms for people who were reading and didn't know much about 40k. Doubt we need to see that here of all places.

On to issue 2! ...Again.

>> No.18901681

>>18901669

Page two is just a credits page, no need to post that.

>> No.18901689

>>18901681

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>>18901689

>> No.18901725

>>18901708

>> No.18901726 [DELETED] 

>>18901614
Many thanks for continuing my dump.

>> No.18901750

>>18901725

Note: This comic waffles between calling the Warboss 'Gorgutz' and 'Gortuz'.

I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be 'Gortuz', because it certainly isn't the Gorgutz we all know and love.

>> No.18901763

>>18901750

>> No.18901781

>>18901763

>> No.18901793

>>18901614
Yeah, sorry I didn't continue past page 18. Its literally all I have saved as .jpgs under Blood and Iron. I have all 4 issues as CBR files, but I have no idea what to do with those.
Thankfully, someone else has the rest, so you can all enjoy a pretty cool comic line.

>> No.18901815

>>18901763

Flood detection rears its ugly head.

>> No.18901829

>>18901793
>Blood and Iron
God damn I'm not thinking straight. Blood and fucking Thunder.
For your enjoyment, another Imperial Armor Ork clan profile.

>> No.18901832

>>18901781

>>18901793

You can use the program CDisplay to view them, or simply use a file extractor, because they also function as .rar files.

>> No.18901851

>>18901832

>> No.18901866

>>18901832
I should have phrased my post better.
I have the comics in CBR format, and I have the necessary program to read them. I'm just incapable of coming up with the means to share them with everyone else. Unless that's what you're suggesting, in which case thanks, but I'm an idiot when it comes to doing anything on a computer.
Plus, it looks like you've got this covered.

>> No.18901877

>>18901851

>> No.18901881

>>18901829
>>18901793
Got one for Blood Axes? I'm looking for Nobs specifically, if you've got it.

>> No.18901888

>>18901881
I'll look around my folders for one, although I'm not sure if I do.
I'll do my best though!

>> No.18901897

>>18901877

>>18901866

Yea CDisplay is just for reading. If you want to get at the .jpg files for each page, you just use any file extractor that can open .rar files, it'll work for .cbr files just fine.

>> No.18901906

>>18901897

>> No.18901915

Where is the imagine actually from I can't seem to find it on any of the regular rumor sites?

>> No.18901921

>>18901906

>> No.18901932

>>18901921

>> No.18901935

>>18898364

Can someone post some more decent pics of ork symbols? I considered getting a decal sheet for insignia for my zoid conversion, but I do not like the white designs that much and the black or red decals would not look good with my color scheme.

So i'm going to paint some white one by hand. Need a design I like though.

Might use this one from op without the horns, maybe some crossbones behind it instead of them or something.

>> No.18901943

>>18901932

>> No.18901945

How are we doing on the image limit? Anyone care if I dump some stuff from the Rogue Trader-era Orks book?

>>18901935
I've got just the thing -- gimme a second

>> No.18901955

>>18901935
>>18901945

>> No.18901960

>>18901943

>>18901945

Dunno, but I can always continue the rest of this series in another thread if we hit the limit.

>> No.18901962

>>18901955

>> No.18901966

>>18901881
>>18901888
I couldn't find it in my folders, and several searches yielded nothing.
I'll post some other stuff though, starting with a Goff profile, and I should have some decent Blood Axe art saved somewhere. (It'd be lousy if I didn't as they're one of my favorite clans.)

>> No.18901972

>>18901962

>> No.18901976

>>18901960

>> No.18901980

>>18901972

>> No.18901981

*looks in thread*­
*is overcome with indecision*­
*lets out large sigh*­
*sets entire thread for auto-download*

>> No.18901987

>>18901966
And as promised, a Blood Axe Ork. I think those caps are a pretty defining feature, along with (oddly) camouflaged fatigue pants.

>> No.18901988

>>18901980

>> No.18901994

>>18901976

>> No.18902001

>>18901945
>>18901960
Not sure what the limit is but we're at 90 images if that helps.
>>18901987
And I forgot the image.

>> No.18902009

>>18901994

>> No.18902022

>>18902009

>>18902001

Looks more like a Deff Skull to me. What with all the blue.

>> No.18902023

>>18902009

I'm no fan of xeno filth, but I hope that ork lives at least. He's got personality. ;.;

>> No.18902029

Orks are getting squatted and everyone has until June 2 to turn all of their Ork models in at their nearest Games Workshop store in return for a voucher allowing you to pre-order the next Space Marine codex. If you still have any Ork models after June 2, you will be fined.

>> No.18902032

>>18901988

Thanks, thats pretty cool I didn't realize they actually had that much of a writing system going on. I was more so looking for already designed insignia, but I'll consider the runes and maybe build my own. From the look of things the insignia are made from more or less stacking other runes and maybe detailing out some of the designs.

The mekboy symbols also reminded me, I already plan to make a little totem banner, maybe i should add some wrenches and shit too.

>> No.18902033

>>18902022

End of Issue 2!

>> No.18902049

>>18902033

Issue 3, 'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO

>> No.18902063

>>18902049

Once again, skipping credits page.

>> No.18902070

>>18902063

Spread! One less page for me to dump.

>> No.18902075

>>18902070

>> No.18902084

>>18902075

>> No.18902097

>>18902084

>> No.18902105

>>18902097

>> No.18902111

>>18902105

>> No.18902121

>>18902111

>> No.18902130

>>18902121

>> No.18902139

>>18902121
TANK SURFAAAAN
God I wish I were this awesome.

>> No.18902146

>>18902130

>> No.18902164

>>18902146

>>18902139

"DRIVE ME CLOSER! I see some sick waves to rip over there!"

>> No.18902172

>>18902164

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>>18902172

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>>18902183

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>>18902192

>> No.18902219

>>18902199

>> No.18902226

>>18902219

>> No.18902237

>>18902226

>> No.18902251

>>18902237

DA BOSS IS DED, LONG LIVE DA BOSS!

>> No.18902262

>>18902251

End of Issue 3.

>> No.18902269

>>18902251

damn xeno scum, how can they be so lovable

>> No.18902274

>>18902262

Final issue!

>> No.18902288

>>18902274

oh crap, skyva's in deep shit @@;

>> No.18902299

>>18902274

Skipping credits page...

Skyva's got himself a ded killy power klaw, now.

>> No.18902316

>>18902299

No wait, that's his slugga. My bad, looked like a klaw from the thumbnail.

>> No.18902325

>>18902316

>> No.18902336

>>18902325

>> No.18902344

>>18902336

>> No.18902357

>>18902344

>> No.18902362

>>18902357

>> No.18902370

>>18902344

;_;

>> No.18902374

>>18902362

>> No.18902385

>>18902374

>> No.18902386

>Spend five months covered in dried shit, fed maggoty meat and only maggoty meat every single day
>Not dying of toxicity, infection, or starvation, covered in great weeping pustules

COMIC BOOKS!

>> No.18902409

>>18902385

>>18902386

I think you mean
>PROTECTION OF THE EMPRAH!

>> No.18902419

>>18902409

>> No.18902432

>>18902419

>> No.18902438

>>18902432

Oh boy, here we go...

>> No.18902447

>>18902438

>> No.18902466

>>18902447

:(

>> No.18902485

>>18902466

damnit skyva was awesome :(

>> No.18902491

>>18902466

DA WARBOSS IS DED, LONG LIVE DA WARB-

Oh.

>> No.18902503

>>18902491

>> No.18902512

>>18902491

guess he was lucky after all!

>> No.18902516

>>18902503

>> No.18902524

>>18902516

>>18902512

Certainly seems that way.

>> No.18902536

>>18902524

THE END.

Hope you guys enjoyed it.

>> No.18902552

Oh hey guys, I've been behind enemy lines for five months, left to waste away in a gibbet and fed only rubbish! What's what? You think I should be seen by the medicae?

NOPE, CHARGE TIME.

...

And then he collapsed and died on the first charge.

>> No.18902561

>>18902552

REST IS FOR THE WEAK.

>> No.18902567

>>18902552

It's warhammer, dude. You refill your health by performing finishers on orks.

>> No.18902574

>>18902524

Whoa. Check out that Marine without a power pack in the last panel of the page.

Weird.

>> No.18902601

>>18902552
>Sole survivor of a brutal Ork conquest
>Captured as a good luck charm
>Behind enemy lines for 5 months
>All your actions of sabotage only enhance the position of your captor
>Covered in a mix of toxic fluids and shit
>Fed raw, maggot-ridden meat all day erry day
I don't think you understand the amount of Emperor-induced rage the colonel felt. I can definitely see him having a quick shower, given a single anti-biotic shot and being dressed and briefed before going out to vent his anger. He makes it pretty clear he wants Orks EXTERMINATED.

>> No.18902628

>>18902536
Fuck yeah. Thanks for the dump bro. Anyone who has dumped a comic or image series knows how much of a bitch captcha/flood detection is, so kudos.
I think I'll model a Warboss after Skyva, maybe even an ammo runt like his grot assistant. Hell, maybe I'll even attempt that grot-nob turret from earlier in the thread.

>> No.18902717

>>18902601
>>18902524
>exterminate
>orks
I'm pretty sure that Exterminatus is the only thing that can clear an Ork population off of a planet indefinitely.

'Dem spores, man.

>> No.18902740

>>18902717
Nope, fire works, along with melta and plasma.

Also if you shoot the surface with millions of lasguns that would work too.

>> No.18903254

No page 19 for #3?

>> No.18903557

>>18903254

So it seems. My bad.

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