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[ERROR] No.18853490 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

OI! YOUZ DEFFMEKS OV DA EMPRAH! WER YOUZ AT? DREDNUT PUSSIES! DAKAKAKADAKADAKAKAKADADAKAKAKA!!!!!

>> No.18853505

I HAZ NID TANKREDZ IN HURR! WER YOUZ AT TANKREDZ??? BWAHAHH DKKKAKAKAKAKAKADADAKADAKADAKAAKADA!

>> No.18853514

twin tl-AC w/psybolt ammo

pop, pop, watch the AV12 drop.

>> No.18853522

Yo dawg I herd u liek meltaz

>> No.18853608

>>18853522
NU-UH! WEZ MOAR BETTAR CUZ WEZ MOAR STOMPY, WEZ MOAR CHOPPY, WEZ MOAR KILLY, UN WEZ MOAR DAKKA!!

>> No.18853629

STOMPY KILLY CHOPPY SHOOTY BETAR! BWAHAHHAHA!

>> No.18853702

>>18853608
> moar choppy than Blood Angels dreads
My blood talons would like a word with you.

>> No.18853754

>>18853702
blenders are awesome vs squishy targets, but once you hit something with AV, you're fucked

>> No.18853779

>>18853754
5 attacks at s7 on the charge which lead to additional attacks, versus rear armour? Still got a pretty good chance unless you're fighting land raiders and monoliths. Especially if you give it a magna-dildo.

Probably more importantly, it's amazing versus MCs, which is an area that other dreads struggle.

>> No.18853802

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.18853822

>>18853490
>>18853505
>>18853608
>>18853629

you are trying way too hard.

>> No.18853836

The Mek's pride

>> No.18853839

>>18853779
If opponent plays while using at least half his brain, you'd be hitting on 6's most of the times.
And if he doesn't, well you'd win anyway...

>> No.18853850

>>18853822
MAYBE DA GROT 'AZ A SQUIGG FER A BRAIN.

>> No.18853851

>>18853490
Fire on my coordinates...

>> No.18853863

>>18853839
It's not the best solution, by a long shot. But between 2 shots at s8 and 5 attacks at s7, it's hardly helpless. And I take Astorath with my dreadmobz, because fuck year Red Thirst!

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>> No.18854679

>>18853822

>> No.18854700

>>18854679
Seriously? You're really fucking serious? You really just did that? So basically quality means nothing now? Well then feel free to fuck over to reddit where humour goes to fucking die.

>> No.18854753

>>18854700

Wow, someone's butthurt and forgot their sage lotion.

It's something amusing and orky and actually /tg/ related, and at least a tryhard isn't a nofun.

>> No.18854785

>>18854753

You're trying way too hard not to be 17.

>> No.18854792

>>18854753
Wow, you're really serious aren't you? Anything negative ever said is "butthurt" and the poster has to sage?

Fucking wow. /tg/'s poster base has declined since last year to abysmal levels.

And
>amusing
Yeah, no. This is the lowest low of humour. Shut the fuck up.

How the fuck can you even use the term "nofun"? Seriously what the fuck is wrong with you kids?

>> No.18854795

>>18854792
>kids
there'syourproblem.jpg

>> No.18854807

>>18854795
Only added that to see if you were immature enough to ignore everything relevant and focus on that one thing. Congratulations fuckhead you just showed off your own immaturity.

>> No.18854814

rolled 50 = 50

>>18854807
Sorry dude, not the same guy. But you're really overreacting to this whole thing. Calm the fuck down, it's just the internet. The internet is full of cunts. Don't be one of them.

>> No.18854815

>>18854807
...I'm not the dude you are talking to. I was just saying that they are either children or manchildren, because those are the only types who like RUGBYHOOLIGANSINSPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!

Calm down, you aren't doing yourself any good.

>> No.18854837

>>18854814
>>18854815
>calm down
What the fuck is wrong with you? You seriously think people aren't calm? Are you fucking retarded? Just because people use harsh language doesn't mean they're a fucking rageaholic. Do you think you're accomplishing anything besides looking like you're trying too hard to be mature and make the opposer look less mature because you're "ooh so calm and collected and dont use bad words"? You're really fucking pathetic.

I assume you know of the comic where one guy is raging at Hitler for being a bad person with Hitler being calm and collected and saying "well that's just my opinion looks like you have some growing up to do"? That's you. Right fucking there.

>> No.18854849

>>18854815
I think you are overreacting.Orkz are not the pinnacle of comedy but they can still draw a chuckle out of you and there is nothing wrong in liking them.

Of course it does become quite annoying when the fans try to shoehorn them everywhere like idiots, and get mad when someone does not share their tastes, but that is problem with every piece of entertainment, not just 40K.

>> No.18854855

>>18854837
>we're Hitler because we're telling you you're overreacting to some posts on 4chan.

Ok dude. Whatever you say.

Thanks for a calm and logical response that was a totally fair and understandable reaction without even a hint of being absurdly overreacting.

>> No.18854866

>>18854855
>he used an example that had that one guy in it.
>the guys identity wasnt important
> the identity of the person was just there to give some comprehensive relation to the image
>clearly this guy is referring to us as that one guy
If anybody doubts your immaturity now they're just making themselves look bad. Get a trip so I can fucking filter you.

>> No.18854874

>>18854837

>> No.18854878

This thread has gone full on mad and the more posters try to deny it the more obvious it becomes.

>> No.18854879

>>18854792

Seriously people can have fun and make jokes here, just because the humor isn't up to your high and exacting standards doesn't mean you get to shit all over some kids parade.

And really, insulting the user base for one tryhard? you must be a cool guy with lots of friends.

>> No.18854883

>>18854866
Your inability to react calmly and sensibly to this is too amusing. Seriously, I suggest you clear your head. Have a wank or something, come back when you're not going to get pissed off by nothing.

>> No.18854896

>>18854883
Except for the fact that I am the only fucking person to actually react calmly while you silently flaunt allegations that are quite frankly preposterous.

Get that fucking trip please.

>> No.18854912

>>18854883
If you actually bothered to erad any of the posts in the thread instead of just glancing over and finding bad words. You might see that he is the more sensible party and you're only making your own point weaker by showing off how you dont understand his posts, but rather latch on to one or two words and emphasize those like an immature child.

>> No.18854917

>>18854896
You're responding like a child. "U MAD BRO!" I believe is the appropriate term. And it's so very funny.

All this because someone posted "We'z ORKZ LOL!"

Yes sir, you're reacting calmly, logically and appropriately to the situation. You're not overreacting one iota. No sir.

>> No.18854918

>Calm
>This post >>18854896

>> No.18854924

>>18854912
Pretending to be someone else to support your own posts? How sad.

>> No.18854961

>>18854912
>>18854896
>>18854866
>>18854837
>>18854807
>>18854792
>>18854700
>>18853822

Pretty sure this maggot sounds like a troll.

If he is for real, then I recommend that everyone leave this thread at once.

>> No.18854966

Bump for more rageguy. Khorne is strong in this'un.

>> No.18854983

>>18854961
>>18854966
To be fair, I've rarely seen a shittier thread, and that's no small feat.

>> No.18855070

I really like it when nofunallowed guys calls other children, getting mad instead of simply ignoring some random crap, like a more "mature" person would.

>> No.18855082

>>18854983

Sadly, what made it shitty wasn't the original thread, it was the 'this thread is shit' 'no you're shit' series of 'no u' replies.

>> No.18855085

>>18855070

"Damn newfags and their /tg/ related posts that don't fit mah arcane views of quality. Get off mah lawn!"

>> No.18855107

>>18855082
It was pretty dumb in the first place. That just made it worse.

>> No.18855143

>>18853779

you only get additional attacks from wounds, so armour penetrations wouldn't count.

>> No.18855148

>>18854866
If anything, you should get a trip. You should type everything in caps, like a serious MR.RAGE. Much fun would be had with you. Unless you are trolling of course.

>> No.18855214

To be fair, this thread is pretty shit. And I'm an ork player.

>> No.18856744

A PERFECTLY GOOD ORK THREAD
RUINED.
ABSOLUTELY RUINED
LOOK WHAT YOU GUYS DID
YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORK THREADS THERE ARE?
HARDLY FUCKING ANY
THATS WHAT

>> No.18856760

>>18855214
Well... duh. /tg/ is full of shit Ork "playahs". The only good ork players on this board, originate from the Ork Mecca.

>> No.18858938

>>18853836
>Dem shoes
Nice Mr. Potato head conversion. I love when people model something cool out of a mundane or otherwise strange object, always a cool result.

>> No.18858978

>>18856744
>YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORK THREADS THERE ARE?
>HARDLY FUCKING ANY

HAHAHAHA

HAHA

HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.18861051

>>18858978
Six hundred SPEHSS MAHREEN threads for every Ork thread.
And those Ork threads are usually just reposting the same image over and over.
I know because I track threads that mention Orkz with the /tg/ catalog.

>> No.18861083

>>18861051
600000 Marine Threads to 600 Ork threads is still 600 Ork threads.

Not my fault what goes on them either.

They're still there.

>> No.18861175

>>18856744

>perfectly good Ork thread
>thread starts off with troll intentionally messing up Ork syntax and terminology

Uh huh. Not even the guy who planted his flag and wants to hold the line, this started as a terrible thread and only got worse.

Or have Ork threads simply gotten that bad?

>> No.18861308

>>18854896
Man, I walk into this thread and see... this. This guy is wayyy too pissed off for this thread. Dial it back a little, bud. If you are so enraged about a guy being an orc tryhard, in a thread he created, why are you even here? Go start your own thread, rather than piss all over everyone else's fun. I bet you're a spoiled little shit in real life.
Pic related. It is who I picture every time you post.

>> No.18861324

+1 vote for team ork kidz. Rage serious internet humor police guy can die in a fire. That is all.

>> No.18861398

Fuck it, this thread can be saved. LET'S MAKE DIS ORKY!

>> No.18861438

>> No.18861453

>>18861398
Go for it lil' dude

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>> No.18861516

SO ME BOYZ JUST ASKED ME! IZ DERE EVER ENUFF DAKKA? COURSE I KRUMPED THE GROT, BUT IT GOT ME THINKIN! IZ DERE EVER ENUFF DAKKA?

>> No.18861525

/tg/ is not orky, nor can it pretend to be. Oh sure, we have ork threads, but there's nothing truly orky about /tg/. /tg/ is a spess mehreenz infested wasteland, and nothing will change that.

There's only one bastion of everything Orky on the internet... And it sure as hell ain't here (or whineseer, or Dakka, or BoLS...)

>> No.18861530

>> No.18861550

Kurrent wurk dun on ma Zoid Stompah boss! Iz gotta addz mor a da dakka! Gunna git sum hacka bladez on da armz, en mor blastas all aroun'.

Gon be right propa, it will.

>> No.18861734

I'z be fighin oomies fer quite som time now andz I'z gotz ta say is dat dey be alwayz so angry.

>> No.18862040

>> No.18862078

What we're witnessing here goes far beyond its face value. This is no simple "No u" rage thread, this is what orks are all about. There was no obvious point for the fury to be concentrated on, so what has happened is these two gits began attacking each other!

This is the most pure ork thread to exist.

>> No.18864033

>> No.18864361

>this thread

>> No.18865356

>>18861550
>using Zoids in Ork conversions
HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS?

>> No.18865419

>>18865356

For your own sanity start small. I've never painted an ork vehicle before not to mention done a custom job like this. I should started with a much smaller and simpler model.

He's gonna turn out pretty cool tho.

I'm also planning to paint my Command Wolf in Space Wolf colors and use some of the endless space wolf decals i have.

Also, have a cannon tortoise i painted recently for your zoid appreciation.

>> No.18865441

>>18861550
>Heavyarms gatlings
You are so awesome.

>> No.18865481

>>18865419
Hmmm. I've got an old Missile Tortis that could work nicely, But I'm building a Necron army......

>> No.18865482

>>18865441

heh thats just the tip of the ice berg. I have a chain ball from the russian G gundam im going to spike up and chain to the tip of the tail. Another large cannon i think from an MG zaku that will go in between the gatlings, another zoids chainsaws which will go on his stubby arms, some dual blasters on the under side, and the leg armor panels will probably have some bolters or something.

Oh also, my heavy arms missle pods are going to be mounted onto the gattling guns as well.

Needs more dakka.

>> No.18865508

>>18865481

I think theres a sting ray sorta thing maybe that might work for necron. Can't think of any scarabs or spiders off hand though.

>> No.18865519

>>18865508
Deathstinger?

>> No.18865533

>>18865482
Speakin' of which, you need to get your hands on one of these. Orkiest Gundam ever.

>> No.18865548

>>18855214
Is that a Will Smith Seraph? A Willaph, if you will?

>> No.18865552

>>18865519

Ya might look cool with some gun metal chasis and bright green parts with whatever your color scheme is.

You could also go another direction and try this, I haven't worked on them in ages but i got some 1/72 caesar undead and decided to make them into medieval necrons

>> No.18865567

>>18865533

Could use more dakka.

Also pic of the Berserk Fury without the armor.

>> No.18865583

>>18865567
D-does it still work?

>> No.18865608

>>18865583

Yup thats why the green masking tape is over the connection slot for the battery pack. Though if you look in the other picture the one tail armor plate on the bottom in dark red. Turns out I checked to make sure it would still work with the spikes on it, but not with the rivets over the spikes. It is too tight now so I have to cut off some of the rivets for it to mvoe properly.

I went a bit over board on the spikes on that armor plate too. Has around 15 total.

>> No.18865659

>mfw first open /tg/ since yesterday
>mfw thread started yesterday, and left to die, attracted a number of butthurts
>mfw lol'in hard as fuck for sarcasm being taken seriously.

OH, HE SERUS NAO! WAKAKAK

>> No.18865747

too bad, only decent price I see for a death stinger has parts missing and shipping almost doubles the cost.

Maybe when I have some money to spare or see a good deal I'll considering Cron'n one for fun. Have a ton of other things to work on atm anyways.

>> No.18865758

>>18865659
> MFW the butthurt was mostly buried by badass Zoids conversions

Get wif da program, ya git!

>> No.18865797

Orkz iz made fer shoppin' an lootin'

>> No.18865799

>>18865552
Damn, dude. That's impressive. I have those little guys on my desk right now. I use them for D&D.

>> No.18865843

>>18865799

The necro's the only completed one too. I'm considering doing the blue marble effect on the melee soldiers armor, but their so damn small I'm not sure I could do the marble lining that well.

My main concern so far is how only their eyes are green. Needs more cron glow. I'm considering adding a bit to joints but I think it would look tacky. I'm also considering doing a green dry brush or something over their blades since having metal blades and bodies doesn;t have enough contrast, but idk.

I did buy some copper testors enamel tho, which I might use for the weapons, atleast its a contrast.

>> No.18865863

>>18865843
What kind of brush/paint did you use? They're insanely tiny, but painting them seems like it could be fun.

>> No.18865916

>>18865843

I use a large variation of paints, but i'm too poor atm to get citadel so its mostly cheap stuff. The red is cheap craft acrylic thinned to hell. The silver is testors enamel. Some of the colors are some Coat d'arms i got for cheap.

I used probably mostly a 10/0 brush with a 20/0 for some of the smaller details. If you use thinned decent acrylics that will do fine, but the enamels do a massive amount of damage on normal brushes so I have a few that are mostly destroyed I just use to dry brush the metalic enamels.

Honestly if you can paint normal warhammer minis, just make sure you have some super small brushes, steady hands and some decent paints and you can manage.

>> No.18866112

>>18865863

Oh on another note though, good luck removing seamlines. The caesars are pretty damn well done for the size but if you do dry brushing or washing, which is pretty necessary to get any decent detail on stuff this small, they will stick out terribly. I use little tiny files and just do the best I can.

Also, for painting them I use sticky tack to stick them to a ruler or paint bottles since you really have no room to hold them, even the ones with bases.

>> No.18866259

You know you wanna hit that rock hard belly.

Since it seems like interest has died down, anyone who is interested in the Zoid custom I post works on /toy/ in the Custom and Gunpla/Plamo threads sometimes, and I'll occasionally post WIP on paint threads here on /tg/.

When I finish him I might make a separate thread and post the different stages of WIP but who knows how soon I will finish. Depends on motivation and how much I work on other projects.

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