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18717882 No.18717882 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Do you think love can bloom even on a battlefield?

>> No.18717913
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Do you think aliens can ever be possibly considered?

>> No.18717930
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>>18717913
That would be heresy

>> No.18717938
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Rhetorical question.
The real answer is that LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD!

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Obligatory

>> No.18717944

It blooms in the form of a soritas colored hat bathed in the holy blood of a soritas.

>> No.18718004

Love's blooming on my battlefield, if you know what I mean.

>> No.18718006

>accidentally crushes her hand
>"OOPS"

>> No.18718033

no because testes are gone

>> No.18718070

>>18718033
No they're not.
I defy you to find one shred of evidence to that effect.

>> No.18718087

I always like to think that homosexuality among Space Marines is encouraged. Because you'll fight better the closer your interpersonal bonds are, y'know? I dunno.

>> No.18718128

>>18718070
Maybe the fact that they have no dicks?

I mean, you wouldn't cut off the dick and leave the balls, that would be crazy.

>> No.18718132
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>>18717882
>sister
>grey knight
Run, bitch, run.
He gonna cut you.

>> No.18718160

>>18718128
I'm not seeing evidence to that effect, either.
Go on, I'll wait.

>> No.18718185

>>18718087
I hope you and your faggotrish standards go fuck themselves.

>> No.18718190

>>18718128
>Maybe the fact that they have no dicks?

That's never been the case.

>> No.18718201

>>18718132
Those crazy Khornite Knights.

>> No.18718225
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>>18718132

I don't know what an actual list would look like, but that has to be at least in the top 10 "worst fluff ever" list.

>> No.18718227

>>18718201
>Khornate
>despite needing to protect themselves from the power of Khorne
Hurr.

>> No.18718234

Why does everyone always claim Space marines have no dicks? Is there ever a shred of evidence to support this?

>> No.18718260

>>18718225
It's no worse than any other of the GK "kill our allies" fluff. The corruption excuse for it is fucking stupid though. They can't get corrupted. It's BS.

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>>18718132
>Be stated and proven to be immune to the powers of the warp
>Need the blood of sisters to render themselves immune to powers of the warp

.....What?

>> No.18718268

>>18718132
>>18718132
>Grey Knights can't be corrupted
>Paladins and purifers are more immune to corruption than a normal Grey Knight
>They cover themselves in virgin blood to prevent corruption.

It's like they are trying to make themselves more powerful once they hit max level.

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>>18718227
>shedding innocent blood
>bathing in it
>implying that isn't in service to the Blood God

>> No.18718303

Perhaps it has something to do with physical corruption? I mean, they can't be mentally corrupted by Chaos but what about physically?

Not that I'm defending it.

>> No.18718304

>>18718225
The guy that wrote the pre-Ward Grey Knight novels that /tg/ rides the dick of (Ben Counter) wrote a story about how every bullet consecrated for the Grey Knights is so consecrated using the blood of an innocent.
As in, all of it.
For each one.
The Bloodtide comes from Hunt for Voldorius, by Andy Hoare.

He operated entirely off of established fluff for that.

>> No.18718328

>>18718132

>Kill sisters
>Use their blood to protect themselves from the Bloodtide
>Use chants to repel the Bloodtide

What was the point of the Sister blood?

>> No.18718329

>>18718265
It's a Warp weapon, something they are explicitly NOT immune to.
It's literally daemonically corrupted nanites from the DAoT.

>> No.18718341

>>18718285
see
>>18718304
Deal with it.

>> No.18718360

better go get your armor....

>> No.18718362

>>18718329
Where does it say that?

>> No.18718364
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>>18718329
>daemonically corrupted nanites from the DAoT
I would re-read the entry.
It doesn't mention DAoT tech.
It only mentions a daemon commanding the Bloodtide to commence.

>> No.18718386

>>18718364
That's what the Bloodtide is.

>> No.18718393

>>18718234
>>18718190
I'm gonna need to see some proof that they have dicks, guys. Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.

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>>18718341
Various actions serve the chaos gods whether intended to or not.
Khorne desires blood to flow. The fact that the grey knights were the ones doing the shedding doesn't make Khorne like it any less.
Deal with it.

>> No.18718405

>>18718393
Space Wolves fuck girls.

There.

>> No.18718407
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>>18718364

the giant khornate axe arm trend makes me laugh whenever i see it. moreso than usual with this picture.

op, power armour gives you a 3+ save against love blooming on the battlefield

>> No.18718416

>>18718393
The Space Wolves canonically bang bitches.
Next.

>> No.18718422

in b4 I has a hat

cannot believe I am in b4 I has a hat

>> No.18718428

>>18718265
>Be stated and proven to be immune to the powers of the warp
Ooooooh, we're gonna need a citation here.

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>>18718422
A DURP DEE DOO

>> No.18718451

>>18718428
They're immune to the corruption of Daemons.

The dude's just a doofus.

>> No.18718452
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>>18718393
Here's an excerpt. I'm gonna assume that you have some reading comprehension and can "read between the lines".

>> No.18718479

>>18718405
>>18718416
>implying that requires a penis

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>>18717882
Yes.
And it's beautiful; it inspires a powerful reaction from the very cosmos itself.

>> No.18718498

>>18718479
They would neither want nor care to do so otherwise.
Shut up.

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Every time I read about Grey Knights, this gets funnier and funnier to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMxakm9S8aY&

>> No.18718515

>>18718496
And by that, you mean a swift and grimderp conclusion.

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>>18718285

Ok, In either Deathwatch or RT, im featuring GK's who took part in the bloodtide, now having fallen to Khorne.

because bullshit has consequences, motherfuckers.

>therue greatest

Yep, captcha, your damn right.

>> No.18718541

>>18718386
Sauce?

>> No.18718551

>>18718541
Hunt for Voldorius

>> No.18718552

>>18718541
see
>>18718304
Read the thread.

>> No.18718553

>>18718515
I could write an erotic GK/Sororitas. I have no fear.

>> No.18718567

>>18718553
Do it faget.
I'm expecting at least six cries of "FOR THE EMPEROR" during the act.

>> No.18718713

>>18718553
I triple doggy dare you.

>> No.18718850

>>18718523
>I'm going to impotently throw a temper tantrum because someone wrote fluff I disagree with

>> No.18718934

>>18718850

The only correct response to "enjoy your shitty canon" is "I'll play the hell out of my shitty canon, and it's just as valid as YOUR shitty canon. Enjoy!"

>> No.18718974

>>18718934
So:
>I'm going to impotently throw a temper tantrum because someone wrote fluff I disagree with

>> No.18719014

>>18718974
>anyone who recognizes that as an example of rather bad fluff is 'throwing a tantrum'
Funny how those who disagree with out are all portrayed as being emotionally out of control.

>> No.18719018

>>18718850

...or just say "la la la it never happened la la la"

>> No.18719043

>>18718452

The Space Wolves realized that their hosts were not people at all because their leader made a pass at one of them.

Because mere people would not be able to arouse a Space Marine.

Because Space Marines don't have the equipment to become aroused.

>> No.18719158

>>18719043
>hurf durf

>> No.18719176

>>18719043
1/10
would not bother to read / reply again

>> No.18719182

>>18719014
>I'm going to portray Khornate Grey Knights in my game because Matthew Ward is MEEEAN

>> No.18719187

>>18719043
Flawless logic

>> No.18719285

No. Love for anyone but the Emprah is heresy.

>> No.18720775

>>18718185

The Spartans practiced it expressly, and most other Greek poleis as well. Funny, considering how much they're idolized and venerated by modern culture.

>> No.18721400

Nah.

>> No.18721409
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>>18718328
>'Knowledge is power, especially when dealing with the forces of Chaos, and so a Grey Knight Grand Master will think nothing of declaring thousands, even millions, of innocent dead in order to protect that secret. They are not doing it out of malice but because such acts will eventually save billions. By the same token, if slaying their Battle Sister allies provides the pure blood needed to enact a banishing ritual against Warp-spawn, then a Justicar may well order it.'

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>>18721409
>blaming Ward
>Purifier squads used to specifically have rules for killing their allies

>> No.18721470

>>18721443
Wasn't blaming anyone, just providing an answer to the question. I actually love Ward thanks to /tg/.

>> No.18721495

>>18721470
So do I, actually. His fluff pisses so many people off to no end. It's delicious.
Though it REALLY annoys me how people will blame him for EVERYTHING up to and including the retconning of the fucking Squats. Really. When the Grey Knights codex came out, people were bitching about his "invention" of, variously, the Jokaero, planet Birmingham, the Bloodtide, and the Emperor's tears.
Oh, and they also blamed him for making the Grey Knights pragmatists who actively kill their allies, which they have been since they had an actual identity.
Fuck.

>> No.18721510

>>18721470
I love C.S. Goto thanks to /tg/. They introduced me to him, see.
Without you guys, I'd never have read his glorious sodomies of the Warhammer setting. Thank you all.

>> No.18721552

>>18721510
brb, clearing a moment of clarity among pools of ocean

>> No.18721561

The Emperor cares not from whence the blood flows, nor do I. So long as it is a Sister of Battle.

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL HATS!
PURITY FOR THE PURITY THRONE!

>> No.18721574
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>>18721561
Seems he cares quite a lot, as it turns out.

>> No.18721575

No Grey Knights has fallen to Chaos, and I've never had sunburn. Doesn't mean I don't try to protect myself from it.

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OP here.
Nobody is answering my question. Please respond.

>> No.18721638

Step 1: Write godawful canon
Step 2: Have everyone react and in some cases overreact
Step 3: Have people who think just because people overreacted means the canon is actually good, not just bad as opposed to the satanic verses people claim it to be.
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: Profit!

And here we have Wards plan to subvert /tg/
That magnificent bastard.

>> No.18721649

>>18721574
Please tell me this isn't real. By that logic, the Big E is always crying because somewhere, an IG soldier is always getting raped.

YOUR TEARS ARE DELICIOUS

>> No.18721652

>>18721574
Implying it's not religious bullshit propaganda, just like the "fact" that every Terminators have a part of Emperor's own armour in their pauldron...

>> No.18721663

>>18721638
I love Ward's canon. It's hilarious.
Including... no, ESPECIALLY the Ultramarines fluff. If you can't see the humor in 40k, you are playing the wrong game.

>> No.18721666

>>18721638
I like Ward's fluff.

>> No.18721673

>>18721652
>>18721649
It's very much canon, and old canon as well.
The newest GK codex mentions it, so it's still canon to this day.

>> No.18721681

>>18721673
>Implying all Imperial canon isn't propaganda

>> No.18721684

>>18721681
>Implying it is.

>> No.18721687

>>18721681
And said Grey Knights use the physical tears in battle, and that particular victory was still close.

>> No.18721698
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YOUR GOD IS EMO, MY GODS AREN'T

HAHA

>> No.18721714

>>18721698
>Caring god

or

>Assholes gods who fuck you over for no reason

Hmmmm...

>> No.18721723

>>18721698
Says the guy who's technically on the same side as the Night Lords, or as they are better known, the Emo Legion.

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>>18718265
The only Grey Knight outright immune to the warp is Crowe. Grey Knights are immune to being turned by Chaos(no emotions for the deamons to feed on/manipulate) but the physical component is another matter.

>>18717882
>>can love bloom on the battlefield
It's a big galaxy, so I suppose anything is possible

>> No.18721752

>>18721743
Aren't those two brother and sister?

>> No.18721755

>>18721743
I'm pretty sure the Sororitas was implied to be the Space Wolf's genetic sister.
Which is retarded, yes.

>> No.18721762

>>18721752
The whole comic makes very little sense.

>> No.18721764

>>18721752
That'd be stupid.

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>>18721714
Both gods only love you as long as you serve them and both are kind of dickish about it.
Great star born gods love everyone. Everyone, saint and sinner, human and mutant and alien all get to join the true unity of the Norn Queen.

>> No.18721782

>>18721764
No more stupid-er than Sanguinus happening to mutate a blood thirst and happening to be teleported to a blood colored planet...

yes, retarded.

>> No.18721794

>>18718523
That would actually be quite awesome. The first GK to fall to Chaos

>> No.18721795

>>18721782
That's all related through Chaos and shit. Eccleisarchy don't have shit to do with Fenris.

>> No.18721801

>>18721782
>and happening to be teleported

Chaos Gods did it, i'm not saying it's not stupid, but it wasn't a "just happening" it was by design.

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>>18721765
IT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE THERE WERE CHAOS GENESTEALER CULTS BACK IN THE DAY.
>>18721782
Technically, he only gained that thirst from the taint he incurred from his fight with Ka'Bandha. When Ka'Bandha broke his legs, also, his legion went completely fucking berserk and murdered the rest of the daemons. Which was the true beginning of the Red Thirst.
So you can entirely blame Khorne for that shit.

>> No.18721807

>>18721743
Shit comic is Shit.
>>Lol, turn to Chaos
>>Ok

>> No.18721830

>>18721794
A Grey Knight already fell to Chaos in one of the books. Specifically, to Khorne, meaning he as a psyker embraced SSSSINDRIIIIII as his spiritual liege. Then he got better and the other GKs were all "there there its okay its what we all would have done in your situation"

>> No.18721831

>>18721804
Back in the day EVERYTHING was chaos. EVERYTHING. Still is I guess. Probably why 40k makes so little sense. The entire 40k universe has been twisted by dark design and turned into the playground of the Chaos gods. Even the people who fight against chaos have been brought up, trained and actioned by a system that has itself been twisted by the presence of Chaos.

>> No.18721838

>>18721831
The Emperor was objectively not affected by Chaos.
It's all in his backstory. He predates the Chaos gods as thinking entities.

>> No.18721842

>>18721830
Nah, he just went one a spirit quest to discover if his style had too many flourishes.

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>>18718452
>>18718452

can someone explain me this?

>> No.18721856

>>18721838
Nah. In Lost and Damned it notes on the Golden Throne he's slowly losing his ability to resist the lure of the chaos gods.

>> No.18721861

>>18721856
But he hasn't given in yet. I can cite The Inquisition War on that, same era.

>> No.18721863

>>18721852
>Space Woofs get lost
>Find a planet full of beautiful people
>One Woof tries to flirt
>The people are not people

>> No.18721868

>>18721861
Correct. But saying he's not affected by Chaos is a falsehood.

>> No.18721883

>>18721868
The only way he's affected is that he's hopelessly schizophrenic from keeping himself completely untainted and doing all the other things he has to do including SURVIVE all at the same time.

>> No.18721896

>>18721883
Again. Lost and Damned. He's gradually losing his resistance. That's an effect. The only real question is whether he'll die first.

>> No.18721911

>>18721830
I think I remember one being possessed, but not fallen.

>> No.18721912

>>18721896
That's as much an effect as Chaos physically crippling his ass.
So I guess you could say that from one point of view.

>> No.18721968
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If the Emperor is so great then why is he DEAD?
Checkmate, loyalists.

>> No.18722000

>>18721968
If the Chaos gods are so great then whsy can't they directly affect the physical realm?
>Checkmate, Turncoat

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>>18722000
Your corpse god can't either, nerd, being a moldering skeleton.

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>>18722000
One of ours can.
>Checkmate mon'keigh.

>> No.18722032

>>18722019
Saints don't need sacrifice to affect this realm
Demons do, thus
Emperor>Chaos fgts

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>>18722025
eldar gibe secrits plz

>> No.18722039
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>>18722025
>SUDDENLY IN THEIR DARKEST HOUR THE SANGUINOR APPEARS, STRIKING DOWN THE ALIEN AVATAR AND DRIVING THE SURVIVING ELDAR TO FLIGHT
Nice god, scrubs.

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>>18722039
BROTHER... YOUR LIPS... THEY ARE...

>> No.18722047

>>18722032
>implying "Saints" aren't daemons
Chaos: 53482567903681161676473092872084396
Loyalfags:-160947602438565701607146980675420677539780540876453

>> No.18722049

>>18722039
>pretty boy faget
Enjoy your homolust

>> No.18722052

>>18722047
>Implying you don't get raped by Slaaneshi demons
Loyalist:∞
Traitors:-9999999999999999999999999999999999

>> No.18722058

>>18722049
>Says the rainbow faggot spess elf

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>>18722049
>Eldar
>talking about homolust
Your primitive armies are easily mistaken for pride parades and you wear penis helmets.

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>>18722052
>implying I don't enjoy it
Loyalniggers, are you even TRYING?
>pic related, typical loyalist

>> No.18722068

>>18722059
>>18722058
>implying I'm scrawny spess elves that break easy
laughinggrots.jpg

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>>18722066

>Implying your father issues didn't drive you to Slaaneshi Woreship

Pic related, typical heretic

>> No.18722073

>>18722066
>getting raped by a billion and one cocks
or
>being black and doing the raping

Hm such a tough choice.

>> No.18722079

>>18722068
>implying you can say shit to the Sanguinor's swag
>implying you've ever struck down an alien Avatar and driven the remaining Eldar to fight

>> No.18722080

>>18722066

If you heretics are so smart, then why don't you know that the Alpha Legion is actually destroying Chaos from the inside?


WAIT SHIT

>> No.18722087

>>18722073
>getting raped by a billion and one cocks
Impossible. You can't rape the willing.

>> No.18722088

>>18722080
Chaos Lord Bale seemed pretty sincere last I checked.

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>>18722087

U just jelly of the mad pussy loyalist Space Marines get.
Pic related, it's me and my bitch

>> No.18722099

>>18722088
As did Sindri, Carron, Arkos, Voldorius and the assorted Alpharius' from Deliverance Lost.

>> No.18722103

>>18722037
Okay, but first you need to make it so every member of your species is a psyker, do that first then get back to us.

>> No.18722109

>>18722094
>DAT FACE
My sides.

>> No.18722110

>>18722094
At least I don't have downs syndrome, Captain.

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Heretics gonna get cast down.

>> No.18722122

>>18722110
If you worship Nurgle, you may have everything else, disgusting heretical scum.

>> No.18722131

>>18722122
I know right?
Dumb Heretics are too deluded to see their hypocrisy, LOL

>> No.18722139

>>18717913
I always thought this guy was from Babylon 5.

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18722141

Loyalist get more pussy than heretics, FACT

And our women don't look like maggot ridden, bloated corpses llolol

>> No.18722145
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>>18722121
>not naming that "BAW GAWD THE SICARIUS STUNNER"

>> No.18722151
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>>18722103


plz gibe secritz now, or else kaos wil win!!!

>> No.18722156
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18722156

Probably not.

>> No.18722160

>>18717882
Dark Eldar get most pussy, PERIOD

>> No.18722162

If spacce marines have no dicks how can they fall to Slaneesh?

>> No.18722163

>>18722151
They're not going to give you shit unless you threaten to "reepot" them.

>> No.18722179
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>>18722163

k
gibe scritz or i report!!!!

>> No.18722181

>>18722160
You mean, they get made into the pussy, for a haemonculus' grotesques.
MOST Dark Eldar live short, brutal lives.

>> No.18722183
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>>18722160
But Dark Eldar only fuck ugly sluts

Pic related, typical loyalist female

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>>18718087
get the fuck out, you fucking degenerated classic greek, go and fuck some of your pupils or something.

>> No.18722186

>>18722162
To get them back obviously.

>> No.18722187
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why yes it can

>> No.18722192
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>>18722160
who wants to get pussies in their periods?

>> No.18722198

>>18722192
khorne berzerkers

>> No.18722203

>>18722187
>and then they were both raped by Space Marines
>in the butt, for extra grimdark
>no interspecies love allowed in either the Imperium or the Tau Empire

>> No.18722204

>>18722179

eldar gibe secrits or i smash these glowy stones u carry

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>>18718225
yeah, necron pirates and archeologist supervillains are great.
>>double standards

>> No.18722223

>>18722151
>>18722179

I told you already, your whole race needs to get the psyker talent first, or we can't teach you, all our stuff is made by and for psykers seeing as our whole race are psykers. Our guns don't even have triggers, you need to telepathically order them to fire.

>> No.18722226

>>18722187
But tau have no boobs.

>> No.18722233
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18722233

Imperials get bitches like these.
Chaos status:
[ ] Not Told
[ ] Told
[ ] Really Told
[X] TOLDASAURUS REX
[X] Cash4told.com
[X] No country for told men
[X] Knights of the told Republic
[X] ToldSpice
[x] The Elder Tolds IV: Oblivious
[x] Command & Conquer: Toldberian Sun
[x] GuiTold Hero: World Told
[X] Told King of Boletaria
[x] Countold Strike
[x] Unreal Toldament
[x] Stone-told Steve Austin
[X] Half Life 2: Episode Told
[X] Roller Coaster Toldcoon
[x] Assassin's Creed: Tolderhood
[x] Battletolds
[x] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shatold of Chernobyl
[X] Toldasauraus Rex 2: Electric Toldaloo
[x] Told of Duty 4: Modern Toldfare
[X] Pokemon Told and Silver
[x] The Legend of Eldorado : The Lost City of Told
[X] Rampage: Toldal Destruction
[x] Told Fortress Classic
[x] Toldman: Arkham Told
[X] The Good, The Bad, and The Told
[x] Super Mario SunTold
[x] Legend of Zelda: Toldacarnia of Time
[X] Toldstone creamery
[x] Mario Golf: Toldstool Tour
[X] Super Told Boy

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>>18722233

>> No.18722242

>>18722226
Says who? They are mammals, mammals have boobs, therefore tau have boobs.

>> No.18722246

>>18722242
Nononono

Tau females have 6 nipples on their stomach, kinda like pigs
Trust me, I'm with the AdMech

>> No.18722248

>>18722151
Oh lawdy is dat sum xenoo tech?

>> No.18722249

>>18722242
They are not mammals. Nothing not from Earth can, by definition, be a mammal.

>> No.18722257

>>18722240
I don't need to do shit, you are told into oblivion.

>> No.18722264

>>18718160
>>18718070
The whole "no penis/balls" thing came from an old (circa 2003) book about the Howling Griffons, where when speaking to the planetary governor, the SM Capt makes a mention of "gelding" as the Gov gestures towards the Capts crotchplate. Theres never been any Codex/Rulebook mention of genegelding or otherwise. Also, Space Wolve pound the shit out of their female servants.

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>>18722249

quit spreading your imperial propaganda, gue'la

>> No.18722278

>>18722272

>Tau
>A threat to the Imperium

Pick one

>> No.18722294

>>18722246
AdBio was here, AdMech pls go away

>> No.18722298

>>18722242
Dogs have boobs?
Bats have boobs?
Whales have boobs?

>> No.18722309
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>>18722272
A mammal has less in common with your average Tau than it does a sea sponge.

>> No.18722378

>>18722298

Yes
Yes
Yes

They're just not as shapely as ours.
We're the exception, rather than the rule. Odds are that Tau tits are more like nipples, like pigs, dogs, or cats. A lot of small ones on the abdomen for feeding young.

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>>18722242
>>18722249
>>18722298
>>18722309
Arguing mammal non mammal is kind of beside the point.

Tau were made by the Eldar, you better fucking believe thy have boobs.

Granted, they don't have massive dangly cowbag beachball tits like most humans... Unless they're Water Caste, those bitches are more plastic surgery than some AdMech are augmetic.

>> No.18722426

There has been no recent fluff that outright states that Spess Mahreens fuck. and using old fluff can be a bit strenuous because that opens up the path for Half Eldar Librarian Ultramarines. The closest there is is the Wolves codex entry for Lukas- which implies his bedding of women came before he was a Space Marine and a few vague references in one or two books about Wolves maybe flirting with women. However, that does not mean that they have a working dick- plenty of men who have been rendered unable to get it up in the real world still flirt with women and enjoy their company.

Likewise, there is very little evidence to suggest that Marines do get their dicks cut off/ rendered useless and that which is there could very much just be a chapter/legion thing.

I'd say it's really up to the reader what they wish to take from the evidence.

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Imperium approved

>> No.18722437
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>>18722409
The *Ethereals* were (possibly) made by the Eldar. The Tau themselves existed beforehand.

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18722441

I'm surprised we haven't seen these two yet in this thread

>> No.18722449

>>18722427
A true Krieger would ignore the bitch and keep marching
Fucking hoes and their flowers.

>> No.18722500

>>18722427
What is really so bad about what she's doing.

>> No.18722515
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>>18722298
Boob, alternate word for Breast is the Mammary glands as located on the various Primate species.
Breast is a somewhat specific design however Boob is used in a more loose fashion though to apply to the mammary glands in general, of any, if not all Mammals.
>>Dogs have boobs?
Yes
>>Bats have boobs?
Yes
>>Whales have boobs?
Yes

>> No.18722521

>>18722515
This thread has taking a strange turn.

>> No.18722531

>>18722500
Showing affection to the most grim and deadly soldiers of the Imperium who are known for their emotionless brutality.

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>>18722500
clearly he is upset that Kriegers can feel feelings

and therefore they are no longer faceless drones going off to die.
by acknowledging that they actual human beings, with wants, needs, emotions, and dreams the true story of the Krieg is one of tragedy rather than heroics.

and i guess that just makes >>18722449 sad

>> No.18722540

>>18722531
I'd add that I particularly like going against that.

>> No.18722555
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>>18722437
They existed, but their evolution was shaped by an outside force.

Also, before anyone goes tossing up screenshots of Xenology, remember that the subjects of those autopsies were stuck in cells on a starvation diet for years before the (mildly insane) AdBio guy cut them up.

Also, by that same book I may be wrong. The Tau were made (altered, if you prefer) by a species described (in translation from a history of a horrid spider/wasp type species) as "taller and thinner than humans"... This was assumed to mean Eldar by an inquisitor who had no exposure to DE or Necrons, and the translation was handled by a Necron masquerading as a human to begin with.

>>18722426
>implying the Half-Eldar Ultramarine Librarian/Astropath isn't cannon just because you don't like it and it's fucking retarded.

>> No.18722606

>>18717882
Marines are 6, 7 or 8 feet. Terminators are 9 feet maximum.

Sisters are around 6 feet.

Why the fuck is that marine twice her size?

Why is this so hard to grasp?

On a related note, why is the Sisters wearing an Inquisitorial Rosette and not her Chaplet Ecclesiasticus? Sisters DO NOT wear the Inquisitorial Rosette unless specifically required. Sisters have no want or reason to have it, certainly would not be caught dead wearing it unless absolutely necessary and the Inquisition would NEVER allow her to wear it unless it was again, necessary.
Meanwhile, they are forbidden from loosing and not wearing the Chaplet Ecclesiasticus at all times unless undercover operations necessitate it.
Wearing Sororita Armour is not an undercover operation!

>> No.18722612

Well, since the emperor becomes slowly a heretic, when does the imperium take off it's mask as the imperium of passive cultists they always have been like...... any other sapient lifeform?

>> No.18722616

>>18722606
Because the whole big armoured knight, smaller cute girl thing is pretty prevailant in artists portrayals and the artist didn't bother to check all the ins and outs of the fluff before painting a picture that he/she was inspired to paint.

>> No.18722620

>>18722606
i cant answer every question you raise

but i assume since she is on the same planet with a grey knight, i think its safe to assume its some sort of Inquisitorial joint operation. and that would be why she is wearing her inquisitorial Rosette

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oh hai.

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>>18722606
>Sisters are around 6 feet.

By what claim? Average woman is around 5' 5", so unless she's wearing ridiculous heels (yes, that one piece of art has it, but I mean in general).

>Why the fuck is that marine twice her size?

Because he's not. For one, she's up to his chest, and you'll note that her left leg is bent, so her right one could be lower than where he's standing. If you'd note this picture here, you'll note the scale is actually pretty accurate.

>unless specifically required

Man, you bitch a long time when you yourself answered the question there. She's obviously on an Inquisitorial mission, why else would she even be with the Grey Knights? Clearly they're purging a heretical faction with daemonic dealings. It's not unheard for Inquisitorial forces joining for a common cause.

If you want something to bitch about, how about the fact Sisters mostly consider Marines to be mutants to be purged, and merely tolerate them? She'd never give a Marine a rose, unless it was laced with poisons or made of explosives.

>> No.18722664

>>18722655
Isn't she /accepting/ a rose?

>> No.18722666

>>18722441

i should probably finish that, shouldnt i?

>> No.18722667
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CHAPLAIN

>BROTHER

I HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE ADEPTA SORORITAS AND HOW WE MAY ENGAGE THEM ON A SOCIAL LEVEL

>ASK YOUR QUESTIONS BROTHER

TO WHAT IS THE LIMIT WE MAY PURSUE A PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH A MEMBER OF THEIR ORDER BEFORE IT BECOMES UNSEEMLY

>YOU MAY KISS A SORORITAS ONCE, YOU MAY EVEN KISS HER TWICE, BUT YOU MUST NEVER GET INTO THE HABIT

EMPEROR PROTECT MY FUSED RIBS CHAPLAIN IT BECOMES MORE UPROARIOUSLY COMEDIC EACH TIME YOU SAY IT

>> No.18722688

>>18722664
I guess it could swing that way too.

To me it had that "maiden giving a knight a flower as he marches to war" type of look to it. Marines aren't really known for botany and sentimentality, so the only reason he'd be giving the rose to her would be if he thought it was heretical and needed to be purged with her flamer.

>> No.18722708

>>18722667
>GUFFAW

>> No.18722714

>>18718393
the Implants and mods Space marines get are fairly well detailed in fluff, none of them interact with the genitals.
The initiates had working dicks beforehand, no fluff has ever been written that suggests they don't have working ones after.

>> No.18722756

>>18722714
It's never stated outright, but...
http://www.impotence-consultant.com/steroids-and-impotence.html

>> No.18722761

>>18722714

This. The way I see it, the marines simply just don't have time pursue romantic relationships.

They're thinly spread and always in demand across the galaxy, they need to spend their time drilling & training, mentally preparing etc. before being shipped off to the latest combat zone. Rinse and repeat after that.

Throw in the fact that any time they're not in combat they're locked up in their fortress monasteries surrounded by just other dudes.

Even if they met a buxom Sororitas on the battlefield, I'd say they'd be concentrating all their efforts on the fighting/tactics.


TL;DR I think that given free time and no combat to think about, a marine could indeed make sexytimes with a woman. I just don't think that they have the opportunity, and even if they did with all the psychoengineering stuff, they probably just don't think that way.

>> No.18722765

>>18722555
i always discount that book when talking about tau, what ever was dissected is not a Tau, it has feet instead of hooves.

>> No.18722770

>>18722756
space marines aren't given steroids.

>> No.18722779
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Sisters are for (mat) warding (off chaos), not sexing.

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>>18722770
And that is why Mon-Keigh are inferior. They aren't using their dicks anyway, so why not go the whole hog and roid them up.

>> No.18722799

>>18722714
Phase 3 implant. Affects hormone production to increase muscle growth. The main hormone on humans to do this, especially in puberty (the whole idea to have young recruits is that gene-seeds work best on humans going through puberty, as they enhance the body's natural growth), is testosterone.

High levels of testosterone, while resulting in increased genital size, and also causes impotency.

Ergo, Marine dicks are quite likely to be big floppy donkey ones.

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>>18722793

But doesn't the Astartes custom of wearing armor, and clothes for that matter, compensate adequately?

>> No.18722806

>>18722793
because heavy steroid use comes with significant health problems you don't want to be giving to your soldiers.

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>>18722793
Really, it's like, totally safe. Silly Mon-Keigh should try it. Then maybe they could have fine warriors like these.

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>implying any flavor text in any codex can be taken as objective and truthful source of information and not just propaganda

>> No.18722830

>>18722765
Also lacked Y-shaped slit on forehead.

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>>18722828

And you all know who's responsible, right?

>> No.18722841

>>18722799
testosterone is not the primary growth hormone, it is also one of the anabolic steroids that causes other health issues aside from impotence in large amounts.
Space marines don't have a history of kidney or liver failure so its reasonable to assume they aren't given over large increases in testosterone production.

>> No.18722842

>>18722688
Or, he could be thinking "FLOWER PRETTY LIKE PRETTY WOMAN. GREE NITE GIVE TO PRETTY LADY."

>> No.18722845

>>18722828

next your gonna tell me that Calgar ISN'T every space marine's spiritual liege

>> No.18722847

>killing hot warrior ladies and bath in their blood
>GK confirmed for faggots

>> No.18722855

>>18722842

God i hope that's how GK actually talk

>> No.18722877

>>18722841
and i read
"testosterone is the primary growth khornmone"

>> No.18722886

>>18722841
What I've read, men with high levels of steroids are actually far better off than men with normal or low levels.

Remember, we're talking about natural production, not injected stuff. You can't look at health statistics on men who inject themselves with steroids, but men who have naturally high levels of testosterone production. After all, the gene-seeds enhance the body's natural hormone production.

>> No.18722892

>>18722886
>What I've read, men with high levels of steroids are actually far better off than men with normal or low levels.

I don't think this is backed by credible studies.

>> No.18722893

>>18722886
>high levels of steroids

High levels of testosterone.

>> No.18722930
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Trooper Liena here... No no it can't.... It never happened, there was no evidence...

>> No.18722939

Considering the size and power of a Marine, do the Space Wolves' wenches ever regain the ability to walk?

>> No.18722941

>>18722606
The fact that there's a Grey Knight presence means that the Inquisition is there, and is there in force.

The fact that everything isn't in ruins means this might even be near one of the Inquisition's Segmentum command areas, so Sororatis acting as guards for the Ordo Hereticus isn't exactly uncommon.

>> No.18723069

>>18722939
the penis has neither bone nor muscle which is what the growth hormones they get are targeted at, its likely their dicks aren't significantly larger than before they became marines.

>> No.18723070

>>18722121

MARY SUE MAXIMUS

>> No.18723077
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>>18722830
Actually, what's to say he didn't get the thing's gender wrong? He was a pretty incompetent biologis in some of the other cases.

I'm kind of neutral on the hooves/no hooves thing, personally.

>> No.18723095

>>18723077
It was an art fuck-up specifically. The text mentions hooves.
They hired a freelancer for that book, see.

>> No.18723113

>>18722272

Kawaii as fuck, but she probably got hit by a few lascannon shots and died later on. Grimdark.

>> No.18723148

>>18722666
Yes, please do, there is a distinctive lack of cheese in my life.

>> No.18723165

>>18723113
Not gimdark enough.
She is brutally killed by a Space Marine dreadnought, her struggling, mewling body dragged out of the the cracked armor of her Crisis suit and incinerated, then torn apart with its gargantuan fists.

>> No.18723233

>>18723070

i think that's supposed to be Micheal casting Lucifer down into hell.

>> No.18723235

>>18723165

And the firewarrior learned about her death and was left to drown in sadness and depression with no one to talk to except for his brainwashed comrades.

>"SHE DIED FOR THE GREATER GOOD, YOU FAGGOT. THERE IS NO GREATER HONOR."

>> No.18723266

>>18723165
>>18723113
>>18723235

I want someone to write a story about this.

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This thread is a good example why the non-40k players hate this part of /tg/. Learn to not take your escapism so seriously. 40k was suppose to be a fun setting and not a vehicle to project frustrations with.

>> No.18723329

>>18723310
Learn to fuck off.

>> No.18723361
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Somewhere Macha is crying wonder if love will ever bloom anywhere at all.

>> No.18723399
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>>18723361
She's also naked.

>Rune Armor of Macha
>This wraithbone rune armor, etched with wards to protect the wearer from harm, was worn by the farseer Macha of the Biel-Tan craftworld. Though she cast aside this armor after failing to prevent the release of a terrible daemon from the Maledictum on Tartarus, it retains its protective enchantments.

>implying she can't wear something other than armour
NO, SHUT UP, NAKED

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>>18723095
Just read back through, you're quite right.

Hooves win!

And love can bloom at any time if it benefits the greater good!

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>>18723399

We cannot rule out the possibility, a farseer using this RT-era penitential spell could successfully fight those battles naked.

>> No.18723431

>>18723415

no wonder the Tau sterilize all races they induct into their greater good.

>> No.18723439

>>18723415
Mating between CASTES is illegal, let alone species.
The Greater Good decides your ideal mate, then you are allotted time in which to mate. There's probably loudspeakers blaring "DO YOUR PART FOR THE GREATER GOOD" at thirty second intervals.

>> No.18723461

>>18723399
So's Leman Russ, 'cuz they found his armor and I really don't see where he'd get clothes in the Eye of Terror.
So, he's killing traitor marines with his mighty primarch schlong flapping all over the place. Alpha as fuck.

>> No.18723469

>>18723461

I'm sure there is a Kharn's Big and Tall he could go to.

>> No.18723470

>>18723439
>mating for the purpose of procreation
>relationships and sex for the sake of romance
haha not the same thing, I'm pretty sure the Tau empire has contraceptives to prevent any unnecessary births

>> No.18723475

>>18723431
ohlookitsthisshitagain.jpg

>mouth cessedm
Yes Captcha, I do wish his mouth would cease.

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>>18723431
>>18723475

Whelp, thread over, time to leave.

>> No.18723495

>>18723470
So you'd think.
Except Fire Warrior has La'Kais noticing a cute Tau girl and envying whoever the guy is that will be assigned to her.
No casual sex in the Greater Good, it seems.

>> No.18723520

>>18722427
That poor Krieger, probably going to be shot for disrupting the march formation now...

>> No.18723522

>>18723069
Then why is testosterone used to treat micro-penises during puberty?

>> No.18723533

>>18723439
It is known that the Tau do nothing or little to change the culture and traditions of its alien citizens. This includes whatever mating/breeding rituals these aliens indulge in.

The Caste System is meant for the Tau only. It does not apply to the many races and species within the Empire.

>>18723431
For the last time.....THE TAU DO NOT STERILIZE THEIR XENO CITIZENS!

It a rumor started by an idiotic Imperial scholar and parroted by a thousand ignoramuses.

>> No.18723537
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>Au’taal
>Well known as a verdant and beautiful sept where those Tau able to move freely throughout the empire may spend their free time relaxing. Tau from this world are known for their easygoing attitude to their duty to the empire and other Tau often regard them as lazy.

What DO the Tau do to relax?

>> No.18723556

>>18723533

>For the last time.....THE TAU DO NOT STERILIZE THEIR XENO CITIZENS!

>It a rumor started by an idiotic Imperial scholar and parroted by a thousand ignoramuses.

that sounds like Xeno counter-propaganda

>> No.18723562

>>18723556
Indeed brother, we must remain deaf to the claims of foul xenos, we can only trust our own.

>> No.18723563

>>18723537

What do Khorne chaos space marines do to relax?

Play Jenga?

>> No.18723568

>>18723415
>>18723533
Like we Kroot would ever touch your disgusting looking women.

>> No.18723574

>>18723537
Fire- Sports
Earth- paint or learn to play an instrument
Air- Xtreme Sports
Water- Debate Teams
Ethereal- Meditate on the Greater Good or some shit

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>>18723563

basiclly.

they did play monopoly for a bit but it always ended with the players killing one another.

>> No.18723583

>>18723556
>that sounds like Xeno counter-propaganda

To be fair, the steralisation thing's only been mentioned twice. The first time, it's implied in the (non-canon) Tau ending of Dark Crusade. The second, in the section describing the Tau in Deathwatch. I've not read the Deathwatch book, just seen bits and peices, so can't comment as to whether this is written from a third-person, word-of-god perspective, or whether there might be a degree of unreliable narration.

It wouldn't surprise me if the Tau sometimes use methods like mass steralisation to control an unwilling or unruly populace that's been co-opted into the Greater Good, but stop short of doing it routinely.

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>>18723520
The original idea was something like the Krieger hesitated for a second in confusion, then stepped back into formation.

>> No.18723616

The "Tau sterilize" thing makes fuck all sense though

The Tau are an expansionist empire, they are gobbling up colonies as fast as they can. So why the fuck would they cut off the reproductive rates of their vanguard colonists (which are almost always from the auxiliary races anyway) All thats gonna do is make infrastructure take much much longer to set up in the 3rd sphere worlds due to lack of manpower. They aren't gonna shoot themselves in the foot like that

>> No.18723627

>>18723616
They did it to a subjugated populace who refused to stay subjugated, in the game.
So instead of killing them, they sterilized them and stuck them in work camps.

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HAHA! Imperial Guard has best women!

>> No.18723644

>>18723537
bowling, all tau love bowling

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>>18723556
It's true though. In the DC Tau ending (which was non-canon even for DoW, though it does show the Tau's plans for Kronus) the sterilization is only put forward by the narrator, an Imperial scribe*, as a possible explanation for the drop in human birthrates, alongside the single-gender reeducation camps.

* His name is never mentioned in-game, but in the game's UCS file all the stronghold narrations and movies and such have the sub-heading 'From “Dark Crusade: A Relation of the Second Kronus War” by Scriba Marcus Orestes'.

>> No.18723647

>>18723616
>So why the fuck would they cut off the reproductive rates of their vanguard colonists

I assume, for similar reasons as to why the Combine steralised Earth's population during Half Life 2. To break people's spirits and make them easier to control. You can work the existing population to death getting things ready, then move your own people in when they've died off.

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>>18723470
I'm pretty sure Tyra wasn't thinking about having kids here, do you?

Sex is a selfish surrender to base emotions and has nothing to do with the Greater Good. When you have sex, you do it with socks on, saluting the whole time and thinking of nothing but your duty to the state and the Greater Good. Crying is allowed.

>>18723533
Then why are the Tau discouraging the Kroot from eating people?

And alien breeding does not mean a Tau can just go "When on Pech, fuck like the Kroot fuck."

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>>18723627
>work camps
>forced sterilization

Greater good everyone!

>> No.18723688

>>18723647
The Combine had a portal though, Tau ships are even slower than most Warp capable craft. That theory would not hold out when it would take several generations to fully admit a world into the Empire, whereas the Combine did it to earth in a fraction of the time

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>>18723655
>Then why are the Tau discouraging the Kroot from eating people?
I don't think it's actively discouraging them so much as just hoping "that prolonged exposure to the Tau’s sensibilities and culture will eventually purge them of this distasteful habit". Presumably much laughter about the matter is had on the Kroot side.

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>>18723533

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>>18723726

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>>18723583
Same here, though I could see them using it as a punishment on an individual scale as well.

Down the road, it may be how they try to deal with Latent Psykers as well, if they see it as a genetic thing.

>> No.18723750

>>18723720
Is it wrong to point out that I'm pretty sure that artist makes porn and posts on /i/?

>> No.18723764

>>18723750

you say that like it's supposed to be a bad thing

>> No.18723775

>>18723737

>dat rapeface

>> No.18723776

>>18723737
The pic needs the title >It's rape time!

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>>18723737
I smell a deviant.
Remember men, trying to fuck an alien means I shoot the alien in the throat, then you in the groin. I won't have degenerate xenophiles in the ranks.

>> No.18723786

>>18723616
Mass sterilization makes perfect sense if you think like the tau. Especially when dealing with humans. Think about it, the Tau conquer a colony world with a population of humans. You can probably convert most of them and get them working for you but you are always going to have radicals. Worse, your normal human lifespan is 75 to 80 and with augmentations that skyrockets to 200 and then some. So you got these violent savages that live twice as long as you and worse, are pumping out babies all the time. What do you do without resorting to mass execution and inciting a rebellion?

You subtly neuter them with mass sterilization till the point that their population is at a level easily controlled. From then on you just need to sterilize the known troublemakers while letting enough breed to keep a stable work force. Eventually you get a slave race in all but name. Truly, the "Greater good" at work.

>> No.18723790

>>18723764
The thing that would be bad about it is that I recognized him merely from style.

>> No.18723803

>>18723696
They seem to be enough against it as to Kroot having to send their people out in secret to do merc work and gather new genetic stuff, behind Tau backs. If the Tau were ok with this sort of stuff, why would they hide it?

>> No.18723829

>>18723616

>W40k >Making sense

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>> No.18723843

>>18723655
Even though the Tau view the savage ways of their Kroot friends disturbing, they did not work to stop them or change their ways.

The Tau hope that the exposure to the civilized ways of T'au will someday compel the Kroot to abandon their wayward ways.

>>18723583
The very assertion that the noble Tau would use such methods is offensive.

Notice how the all claims of sterilization come from the Imperials only. Indeed, a truly trustworthy source of Information.

In truth like all claims of Tau malice, it is a projection by the Imperium. The Imperials love to project their own faults upon the Tau for they can not fathom that there is a thriving force in the galaxy that does not lower itself by committing the same brutal acts they employ.

The benevolence of the Tau is the bane of the hateful Imperium, and thus the Imperials will always try (and fail) to cover it up with lies and falsehoods.

>> No.18723848

>>18723784
Xenophilia would mean we are attracted or affectionate towards her. Rape is a hate crime, commissar. Do you not wish us to hate the alien with all we have, including our dicks?

>> No.18723855

>>18723750
>I'm pretty sure that artist makes porn

He does. Goes by the name Ragathol. Posts stuff on Hentai-foundry, possibly under a different name though.

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>>18723803
That's more about the Tau not wanting Kroot working for enemies of the Empire. It probably varies from sept to sept anyway. Some might try to impose restrictions on them, others might just go 'ew, gross' and look away. Come to think of it, I'm not sure the Tau even know that the Kroot need to keep adapting to survive.

>> No.18723876

>>18723786
Well the Tau could offer this. We sterilize you and we'll ensure you receive the augmentations that will enable you to live well beyond your normal age range. Lets ask that TIDF dude.

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>> No.18723895

>>18723859
>That's more about the Tau not wanting Kroot working for enemies of the Empire.

Bingo.

After arming the Kroot and upgrading their primitive weapons, it will be insulting and infuriating to find the Kroot suddenly working for your enemies and using the same weapons you provided in their service.

>> No.18723915

>>18723843
>The very assertion that the noble Tau would use such methods is offensive.

I remember someone being as offended for the same reason when it was claimed that Japanese troops raped and murdered their way through WW2.

Sterilizing a population is one of the minor offences done in the name of good by perfectly reasonable people in times of war.

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>>18723843
Ahem.

>> No.18723979

>>18723895
Except think of the intel they could gather by cruising around the galaxy and working for all sorts of people, and they could make a deal with the Kroot that they don't accept missions that involve direct actions against the Tau.

The Kroot are suppose to be Tau allies, not their slaves. An ally is someone who's with you, not under you. If the're suppose to be a free nation, they should be free to do as they please, no?

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>>18723848
There is no way to tell genuine lust from a penis engorged with fury, trooper. That is why defiling your bodies with the flesh of the wretched xenos is strictly forbidden. True xenophiles must be nipped in the bud.
I'll tell you what I'll do. If a trooper caught in such an act cannot find a way to prove his lack of lust, I will instead have him hanged, drawn, and quartered. If he can, he will be give limited license to do so. This is strictly against regulations, but morale is at an all time low. So do not mention it otherwise.
Throne, there are perfectly good heretical but otherwise human women for you to ravish. You men are just greedy.

>> No.18724073

>>18723998
What if I recite the Litany of Protection, Litany of Penetration, Litany of Unloading and Litany of Forgiveness?

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>>18723979
>Except think of the intel they could gather by cruising around the galaxy and working for all sorts of people, and they could make a deal with the Kroot that they don't accept missions that involve direct actions against the Tau.
GW's writers don't want to spend too much time thinking of and fleshing out the Kroot-Tau relationship. After all, why bother with xenos when you can write about TEH EMPRURR'S FINEST?

>> No.18724116

>>18723998
Is it ok if I shoot the Ork-I MEAN TAU! After?

>> No.18724125

>>18724091

one of the Cain novels touches on both kroot and tau.
not to mention what an imperial populace that is borderline allied to the Tau is like

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>>18724073
In that case, if you make the act as painful and degrading as possible for the beast, then you may get off with just a beating, depending on my mood. Either way, I would expect a great deal of time spent in cleansing your body and mind to not be corrupted by the horrid task you undertake. On pain of summary execution.

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>>18724116
We've all done some dark things, soldier...

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>>18724116
It is required. Unless you have the means to immolate it. In the case of the Tau, usage of your bare hands in its death will gain you a slight degree of leniency.
As for the Eldar or the Ork... if you survive the attempt, I will admit to being somewhat impressed. That will reflect well on you.

I hope you are all taking notes, as I do not repeat myself.

>> No.18724191

>>18723915
Look I have no problem if the Tau started to sterilize Genestealer infected populations or chaos corrupted ones until a cure is found.

What I have a problem with is the claim that the Tau sterilize entire population for malicious reasons.

>>18723928
I have reviewed this. None of this disapproves the benevolence of the Tau.

The only piece of note was the one claiming that the Tau are on some kind of warpath. Which is absurd.

There are no mention of any alien race being forced against their will into the the Empire (Expect humans but it is justified). Kroots, Vespids, Nicassar, and many more joined the Empire on their own accord. They are more as allies than as subjects to the Tau.

Also there are empires and nations neighboring the Tau Empire who are not affiliated with it. If the Tau are really on a warpath of subjection, why haven't they taken hostile action against them? Why have they established trade and cultural bonds with them instead?

This leads me to think that this text is another Imperial propaganda vomited by the Imperial hate machine.

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>>18724191
It's from the Tau codices.
Deal with it.

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>>18724137
WHAT IS THIS? ENCOURAGING THEM?
We have a much better alternative, summon the Gynassars!

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>>18724206
What flavor sir?

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>>18724186
>>18723998
>>18724137

basic training took a very odd turn.

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>>18724206
I had no idea there WERE any on the Eastern Fringe.
Be my guest. It's far easier to condone.

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>>18724137
Sure thing, sir. Goodnight, and don't let the frag- I mean bed bugs bite.

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>>18724203
>tau are cowards hidding behind their pathetic armors
imperium could fuel a galaxy with that amount of hypocresy and derp

>> No.18724262

>>18724191
>for malicious reasons

I don't think the Tau do anything for malicious reasons. They genuinely believe they're doing the right thing, for the right reasons, and any immoral acts commited are done in the name of the Greater Good - a minority suffers now, so the majority may benefit. But just because they rationalise their actions that way, doesn't mean those actions actually *are* good.

>> No.18724271

>>18724191

>source says Tau are benevolent
FACT
>source says Tau are even slightly dicks
LIES! IMPERIAL PROPAGANDA! HOW DARE YOU POST SUCH ODIOUS LIES!

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>>18724221
Standard. Don't want to go TOO far yet.
>>18724239
We go were we are needed Commissar.

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>>18724299
Well, praise be to the Emperor, then.
I hope you can whip this rabble into shape, because executions don't.

>> No.18724463

The Guard is supposed to be EVERY ARMY EVER, right?
So do they then have African armies? Because African armies tend to have designated rape squads.

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>>18724206
Is there any good base for such a conversion? Closest I can think of is the Heresy Miniatures ganger with a head swap.

>> No.18724499

>>18724463
no because Africans don't exist anymore, nor do eurpeans or asians. Its Cadians, or Tallerns or what ever now.

>> No.18724509

>>18724463
Chem dogs, penal legions, yeah, but I don't think wonton rape and murder is the MO of a planet that you defended, and Generally rape and murder whole sale on a separatist planet only breeds more revolutionary action and sometimes chaos.

Its not a good idea

>> No.18724561

>>18724499
I'd post the picture of a few dozen regiments, but it already has been.Suffice to say there is a samurai Guard.
>>18724509
I'm pretty sure the Imperium's stance on that is "heretics are completely fair game". The Imperial Guard in Pawns of Chaos raped their way across the land and swung babies into trees. They also tortured the heretics for shits and giggles. This was of course written before they were afraid to show the Imperium as monstrous.

>> No.18724571

>>18724463
Praetorians. Minus the darkies.

>>18724509
Pawns of Chaos. Imperial forces rape and murder their way through heretics like there's no tomorrow.

>> No.18724623

>>18724561
But no matter what planet they're from, they're all whiteys. Now that Salamanders were made a genetic defect instead of black people (some would debate it's one and the same), the only non-caucasian in the official fluff is pretty much the Emperor.

>> No.18724659

>>18724271
Good for you, Gue'la, you are getting it!

Who will you trust? A Xeno race known for benevolence and compassion or a Dominion built upon lies and secrets.

>>18724262
Rationalizing and justifying atrocities is the specialty of the Imperium, not the Tau.

The Ethereal Caste who guide the actions of the Tau are wise enough to recognize the folly of such actions. If the Tau commit these unspeakable acts and rationalize them later, how are they any better than the Imperium?

It has always been a goal of the Tau Empire to win over the galaxy by taking the moral high ground. How would they do that if they started to tread the same path as the accursed Imperium?

>>18724203

No, I will not deal with it.

There still no solid or convincing evidence of any wrongdoing on the side of the Tau (And no Nimbosa does not count).

When you are able to provide me with proper proof and evidence (No contradictions and half truths), please do so.

>>18723979

Oh please, the Kroot are gathering intel or anything of the sort. Like all mercs they are doing it for monetary reasons and thrill of adventure.

Since the Kroot bond by blood and honor to the Tau, you can not blame the Tau if they are hurt when they find out their Kroot 'allies work for their enemies.

Yes, the Kroot can do what they want (Open relationship with the Tau), but the Tau will not approve of their actions.

>> No.18724668

>>18724561
Pawns of Chaos was great. There were literally no good guys in it.
In the end, the protagoinst decides "fuck 'em both", except he also realizes that no matter how bad the Imperium is (and he has seen how bad they are firsthand), Chaos is worse.
>>18724623
The Emperor's Anatolian and pretty strictly based on the ever so white Conan. He's not Turkish, as the Turks weren't even living in that area yet.
There's also the Kovnia 9 Elite Gharkas, who are exactly what they sound like.

>> No.18724669

>>18724623
actually in the majority of fluff skin colour isn't indicated at all. And even when we have pictures most aren't in colour anyway.

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>>18724659

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>>18724684

>> No.18724702

>>18724669
I remeber in fire and honor there was a black Cadian, then he promptly never showed up again..

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>>18724694

>> No.18724715

>>18724623
There was a black guardswoman in one of the Ciaphas books, I don't remember where though.

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>>18724703

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>>18724715
There are blacks in a bunch of FFG art.
Look at Ascension's Judge.

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>>18724743
This bit helpfully reminds the Guardsman that if a kroot eats him, his soul is forfeit.

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>>18724762

>> No.18724812

>>18724684
You are the same person who dumped these in a previous thread, yes?

Thank you, friend, these are hilarious. I added them all to my collection.

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>>18724772
/pictures

>> No.18725071

>>18724659
Got any objective proof that the Imperium is bad?

>>18724715
>>18724702
>>18724669
>>18724668
Which is why I said "official". BL and 3rd party sources have all sorts of ethnic groups, but today non-caucasians and women outside the Sisters and Inquisition are as official as multi-laser Marines.

The Emperor sported black hair and bronze skin. I'm pretty sure he'd get more look at an airport than most "white" people. Can't find any definitive answer on what group lived in Anatolia at the time, but there were all sorts of people there, so he's mixed race at least.

Certainly more ethnic than 99.99% of dudes in 40K.

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>>18725071

>> No.18725143

>>18725071
not the same guy, but, GK kill innocents and bath in their blood to became even more immune to warp

>> No.18725602

>>18725143
Lies and propaganda. Actions of a few sorry individuals, no reflective of the Imperium as a whole. Chaos corruption. Take your pick.

The very assertion that the pure Grey Knights would use such methods is offensive.

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