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18612478 No.18612478 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

hey so
I was told you guys would enjoy this

http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested.php

(protip : you can decide what you start with by adding ?seed=*** to the url)

>> No.18612504

..............

Holy shit.

I suddenly have the overwhelming urge to run a Travellers campaign of some sort...

>> No.18612594

http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested.php?seed=bookshelf

haha fuck

>> No.18612640

So yeah, probably still needs a lot of content, you can't find a library or squirrel or skeleton right now (though you can dig through people's bodies for individual bones !)

>> No.18612645

Does anyone know if there's a way to save the overall seed value used for the generation of each step, or is it a random value every single time?

>> No.18612667

>>18612645
It's not really procedural (purely random actually), so you can't save the seed. The "seed" in the url just refers to the starting archetype.

>> No.18612705

I went through multiple universes, galactic clusters, galaxies, arms, star systems, planets, continents, to the rocks and then the elements of the rocks then onto the particles that comprised those elements which led back into universes to choose from again.

I descended through these strata of existence thinking them without end, until I stumbled upon a living thing. A mere lobster in the sea.

Within it's thoughts I found the end of all things, the conclusion of reductionism, the point at which I could descend no further. I will relate upon you this final message of the cosmos now:

skitter skitter
gotta skitter

>> No.18612784

>>18612705
tears of manliness

I beg to differ, however. You can still find entire universes within the crannies of a crustacean's claws.

>> No.18612807

My Finalities (Chosen from only the 2nd options, since first inevitably leads to a black-hole loop):

>Biking with my mother.

>gotta hide

>blwap

>The day I got a job as a dancer.

>Biking with my brother when I was a child.

>> No.18612831

>>18612807
I'm not sure if I should make thoughts and memories segment into yet smaller things. Shit could get pretty abstract and confusing.

>> No.18612835

>>18612784

Well I never said that I had found the smallest possible thing to exist, just that I had found the one thing that could not be reduced to something smaller.

Actually it's thoughts of any kind that can't be reduced but lobster is what I found first.

>> No.18612862

>>18612831

Well as it stands with the way things as they are, it sort of heavily implies that thoughts are the building blocks of the universe. That everything above hinges on a salmon's "blup".

>> No.18612957
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18612957

>look at cods thoughts
>blwap
>bloop
>bloop
>mfw

>> No.18612994
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18612994

>>18612957
mfw apparently I made fish thoughts the most interesting thing in the universe

I better get working on some mammals or some shit

>> No.18612997
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18612997

WHAT THE FUUUUUU-

>> No.18613041

>>18612997
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAfCQ-t7xY0&feature=player_detailpage#t=13s

>> No.18613150 [DELETED] 

Lets go get Gaul, he needs to know about how to deal with the plant and we're already far enough behind that reaching him before he touches home is chancy at best.

>> No.18614082

>>18612994

Once I realized people had thoughts and that sometimes those thoughts were hilarious, the first thing I started looking for was a battlefield or military establishment or something where I could find some soldiers having fantastic days, or maybe accidentally wearing socks with sandals while on duty.

Once I found the fish in the ocean, I really wanted to know what was on the minds of dogs and birds and ants.

>> No.18614267

I... I just looked inside of a trouser pocket of some random police officer. It had lint inside. Also, he thinks he's secretly a midget.

>> No.18614306

>>18612705
>Within it's thoughts I found the end of all things,
>Within it's thoughts
You mean "its." Get it right.

>> No.18614328
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18614328

Pic related, I just found the most interesting man in the universe.

This guy wants to be a pirate, knows the meaning of life, and hopes that nobody else figures it out.

>> No.18614346

I don't see what's so special about this. Everything boils down to some particle of a quark that has some funnily-named universe inside of it which is just the same thing.

>> No.18614385
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18614385

HEY GUYS DON'T MIND ME I JUST ADDED MAMMALS LIKE EVERYWHERE

>> No.18614450

- sweatpants
- pocket
- note
"Recipe :
-garlic bread
-ice cream
-chocolate syrup"

I am tempted to perform SCIENCE.

>> No.18614490

>>18614385
Wait, to your own execution of the java file it loads, or to the website itself?

Because if you can modify the website itself, I totally want to make the ability for the random seed to select a fantasy or grimdark world setting and generate stuff from there, for reasons.

>> No.18614498
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18614498

DEAR GOD

>> No.18614568

>>18614490
It's javascript, and I just edited the .js file on the server.
If you want to customize the stuff that gets generated, I suppose you could grab the .js, .php (just change it to .html) and .css and add/change stuff to your heart's contents, though if you rehost it somewhere you'd HAVE to provide credit and a link to the original.

>>18614498
wa--

>> No.18614584

>>18614568
Dude I know.

>> No.18614613

Patient in a hospital named Donna Clark, thoughts "I shouldn't have said no."

>> No.18614653

- note
"Stop looking through my stuff !"
- paper
+ cellulose

heh

>> No.18614699

This is how Dwarf Fortress will look like in 20 years.

>> No.18614701

Added "battlefield" and "library"

yayyyy

>> No.18614854
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18614854

Thought on a firefighter:

>Time for a cooler job !

>> No.18614872
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18614872

there was a second woman sitting on the couch with them but she seemed to be talking about a TV show and they were talking about a movie. Also, she was allergic to soy.

>> No.18614874

I keep finding depressed people. Depressed people and people who really love to eat.

>> No.18614932
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18614932

>Look at animals thoughts
>Almost all are thinking something foreboding
>Need somewhere to hide now
>Hunted
>It's not safe here
>Don't turn around

Even grizzlies and wolves and things.

What's hunting them, /tg/?

>> No.18614961

>>18614932
You will notice that
http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested.php?seed=abyss
has no wildlife

yet

>> No.18614984

>>18614932
Humans?

>> No.18614987
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18614987

>>18612594
>Holy crap, naughty shrimps

>> No.18615111

>>18614932
Predators are wusses. Compare to orangutan:
Don't make me fling it.
Mind if I sit on you?

>> No.18615464
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18615464

hold on guys
hold on
fuck

okay

I just made
http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested.php?seed=computer

>> No.18615540

>>18615464
good god

>> No.18615543

>>18615464
>¤¤¤¤¤¤

Oh you

>> No.18615575

>>18612478
http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested.php?seed=/tg/

Please make this possible, for us.

>> No.18615594

>>18615464

This is amazing and your project is hilarious.

>> No.18615612

>>18615575
done

>> No.18615631

>>18615612
masterwork

>> No.18615801
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18615801

>>18615612
I have two words for you, them being "scholar" and "gentleman".

>> No.18615849
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18615849

IT'S LIKE I'M ACTUALLY ON THE INTERNET.

>> No.18616072
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18616072

What?

>> No.18616111

>>18616072
WELL
OOPS

>> No.18616152

How are there civilizations on every planet?

>> No.18616307

>- sugar glider
>+ body
>- thoughts
>This smells dangerous.
>Something's chasing me.
>Somewhere to hide. Now.

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18616319

>>18614082
>>18614701

It's perfect in every way.

Thank you.

>> No.18616342

>>18616319
aww~
no problem bro

>> No.18616364
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18616364

A day in the life of the Harlem Globetrotters' cooking family.

>> No.18616429
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>> No.18616481
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18616481

>> No.18616500

So uh ... where are you headed with this? Are you done with it, or will you add more stuff? How about more detailed regions?

>> No.18616639

>>18616500
I'm adding stuff when I feel like it. My concern right now is to finish the fauna and flora, then I'll move on to appliances and then community buildings, maybe.

>> No.18616744

>>18616639

Any plan to add unusual things that might show up only very rarely? A sasquatch hiding in a forest, serpents and monsters lurking in the black depths of the sea, etc?

>> No.18616858

>>18616744
yes yes, I thought of all that !
Just not right now.

>> No.18616952

This is completely awesome.

Two comments: either WeightedChoose() or its comments are backwards - 0 is unweighted, 1 is weighted, greater values are even more strongly weighted.
And if all you're using php for is to set the seed, you could probably grab it out of document.URL. Only if you want to though.

>> No.18617003

This is one of the most incredible things I've ever seen. You are an amazing person for thinking this up.

>> No.18617040

>>18616952
Well I added the comments and formatting like a year after I initially wrote the whole thing, so stuff probably got mixed up.
Also thanks !

>>18617003
Oh gosh :3c

>> No.18617110

>>18617040
Hah, I see. What inspired you to start working on it again?

>> No.18617169

>>18617110
It's an easily expanded project. It's fun to add to when I'm too lazy to work on more serious stuff.

Anywho, I'm off to bed for now. Thanks for all the support /tg/ !

>> No.18617237

>>18617169
It's genius. Thanks for sharing!

>> No.18617278
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18617278

WTF am I seeing?

>> No.18617434
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18617434

>plains
>ibex
>thoughts

>I'm scared
>I'm scared

Oh my God.

>> No.18617488
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18617488

>>18617434
You think that's bad?

>random continent, random plains
>twelve animals
>all of them:
>I need to hide somewhere. Something's chasing me.

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18617573

Good Lord.

>> No.18617603
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18617603

Damn you Robert Williams, Damn you.

>> No.18617632

I have been looking for people without underwear.

Thus far, I have had no success.

There should also be the possibility to find people in bed, in bathtubs, in showers and so forth.

And to find one person's naughty bits in another person's naughty bits, assuming they're sharing the same space.

Maybe put life in weird places too, like the gas giants or planetary cores or stars. Moons and spaceships could also be cool.

>> No.18617665

Once you reach the Internet, you can never leave.

It's really quite profound.

>> No.18617688

>>18617603
oh shit.

>> No.18617735
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>> No.18617745

Needs to be more belongings and clothes.

Soldiers on a battlefield should have weapons, and not be wearing hoodies.

The tree could go
>rifle
>magazine
>bullet
>bullet
>bullet

etc

>> No.18617757
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18617757

>This is Killing me

>> No.18618087
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>>18618087
>blood on him
>shouldn't have said no
>regrets getting married
>no point to life
>wife in middle of afterglow

SOMEBODY GOT PIC RELATED

>> No.18619695

> atom > proton > up quark > qwubble
>implying there's anything below the subatomic

>> No.18619750
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>> No.18619799

>no electrons
2/10 would not explore

>> No.18619801

>>18619695
>Implying we could possibly know at this point.

>> No.18619874

>>18619799
Maybe they're just counting the nucleus as the atom and ignoring the space around it?

>>18619801
>implying we don't

>> No.18619899
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18619899

How disorganized can you be?

>> No.18619910

Teehee. I expanded to some woman's nipple.

>> No.18620134

People's thoughts should nest into dreams or imagination which nests into another universe.

Brains should exist as organs, also computers should have physical properties as well as information.

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18620200

>>18614932

>> No.18620506

>>18619874
>implying in 20 years i won't be able to take a bath with quantum foam.

Oh wait. I already do.

>> No.18620922

Some bloody soldiers ought to have bullets or arrows or something in them.

Also, 42 leads nowhere. I am disappoint.

>> No.18621326
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18621326

>go to battlefield
>go to some Lt.
>look at his thoughts
>"If only I was a panda."
>mfw

>> No.18621747

>>18620922
fixed and fixed

>>18620134
Brains do exist as organs, look inside their skulls ! also wut

>> No.18621768

Don't open the protons, neutrons and electrons... Just don't....

>> No.18621783

>>18621768
Are electrons bad ? I added them because of >>18619799 . Should I go a different way about them ?

>> No.18621902

>Police Officer
>Thoughts
>"I wish the voices would stop."
>"Nobody understands me."

Well this can't end well.

>> No.18622006

mind=blown

>> No.18622077

>universe
>>galactic supercluster
>>>galaxy
>>>>galactic centre
>>>>>star system
>>>>>>telluric planet
>>>>>>>continent of Amefrica
>>>>>>>>north-west foggy region
>>>>>>>>>capital city
>>>>>>>>>>police station
>>>>>>>>>>>Patricia Williams (police officer)
>>>>>>>>>>>>psyche
>>>>>>>>>>>>>thoughts
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>This is actually okay.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>I'm pretty self-confident.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>That's a silly show, but there's nothing on TV anyway.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Wouldn't it be awesome if I was an unicorn ?

It even has bronies.

>> No.18622093

>>18621326
>>18622077
I lol'd. This thing is fun.

>> No.18622182

>Animals on a plain
>Scared
>Hunted
>I think I saw something move
No predators at all.

>> No.18622224
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18622224

WE MUST GO DEEPER

>> No.18622228

>>18612478
>dogfish thoughts
>gotta hide

OH GAWD NOT THE DOGFISH

>> No.18622247

>orangutan thoughts
>Mimd if i sit on you?
>am i smelling what i think im smelling?

>> No.18622256

>Dorothy Williams (tourist)
>>psyche
>>>thoughts
>>>>I'm secretly a midget!

How do you even hide...

>> No.18622271
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18622271

Is that a galactic supercluster in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

>> No.18622305

>Battle Field
>David Williams (Captain)
>Psyche
>Thoughts
>Wouldn't it be awesome if I were a Unicorn?

>> No.18622340
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18622340

>The Delightful Tale of Anthony, the Silent Cop
>A Mind-numbing Essay on the Subject of Robots, Kittens and Abortions
>What I Think About Imaginary Jellyfish
>A Vibrant Story on the Subject of Pirates, Surgeons and Babies
This is awesome

>> No.18622343

What we need is pets in houses. Cats on bookshelves. Cats in sinks. Cats everywhere.

>> No.18622362

>My butt is itchy.
>I should call her and say sorry.
>I shouldn't spend so much.
>I am secretly the most important person in the world.
>I feel so insignificant.
>My foot is itchy.
Sounds like Christopher Martinez (police officer) is a man who needs some clarity. And calamine lotion.

>> No.18622364

If I search long enough, will I find myself?

>> No.18622374

>>18622343
On it. Right after I'm finished with sea monsters.

>> No.18622378

>Battlefield
>Christopher Miller (soldier)
>This is the best relationship ever.
WE ARE YOUNG.

>> No.18622389

>>18612831
they are nothing but electricity and chemistry in the brain->atoms and so on

>> No.18622452

How are the names for continents and countries generated? Look up table?

>> No.18622463

People need internal organs.

Also, why "naughty bits" when "Well finger my crotch and call me Juanita"?

>> No.18622464

>>18622364
Yes.

>> No.18622533

ALRIGHT, JUST ADDED SEA MONSTERS THAT APPEAR RARELY IN ABYSS

>>18622452
I just took all the existing continents and cut them into parts, and let the code rearrange them at random, which is why sometimes actual continents appear. Same for countries.

>> No.18622546
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>>18622533
>brb monster hunting
>holy brlarghnnbla

>> No.18622654

DEEEEEEEEP I SSSSLUMBER

>> No.18622673
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18622673

ಠ_ಠ

>> No.18622682

- monstruous deepsaur
- thoughts
EXXXXXILED I WASSSSS

> O.O

>> No.18622716
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18622716

wat

>> No.18622720
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18622720

The monstrous wrathsaur!

>> No.18622753

colossal burstsaur
- thoughts
I AMMMM AWAKENED

>> No.18622779
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18622779

>My back hurts.
>I'm terrified of death.
>I might need a better job.
>I am secretly a very ancient ghost.
>My head hurts.
>What will happen to me when I die ?
Wait, what?
>I am secretly a very ancient ghost.
WAT

>> No.18622817

>SSSANITY SSSHALL YYYEILD

>> No.18622828

thread on /x/ as well
>>>/x/9863863

>> No.18622833
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18622833

I think I've just found a bloodthirsty homo. I wasn't expecting that

>> No.18622839

What the hell is a qwubble?

>> No.18622859

Let's archive this shit:
http://chanarchive.org/request_votes
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

>> No.18622891

>>18612478

>Richard Johnson (Soldier)
>Equipment is a rifle, 2 handguns, a knife, grenades and bullets
>Has 3 wounds, bleeding profusely, bullets are lodged in him
>Thoughts - I'm feeling awesome!

We are clearly dealing with Rambo here

>> No.18622917
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18622917

>Soldier
>Lying dead from a bulletwound
>Check through pockets
>Find a note in the pocket
>Expect a recipe for fish fingers and custard or somesuch
>"I regret everything"
>MFW

>> No.18622932

>I know the meaning of life!
>I know what would be awesome...A new car!

Consumerism is the meaning of life.

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18622940

http://orteil.dashnet.org/nested.php?seed=4chan

>> No.18622948

>>18622891
Morphine is one hell of a drug.

>> No.18622962

>>18622917
>soldier
>look through pockets
>two notes
>one says "Thanks for dinner last night. I enjoyed it."
>the other says "Recipe : taco shell, fries, whipped cream
That nigga stole that guy's recipe.

>> No.18622977
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18622977

Typical Napple user.

>> No.18622995

>>18622977
Napple has no games.

>> No.18623002

>I should call my parents.
>I hate myself sometimes.
>This isn't why I got married.
>I might need another car.
>My belly feels weird.
>I should learn a new skill.
Hang in there Deborah Williams. ;_;

>> No.18623008

- elephant
+ body
- thoughts
Somewhere to hide. Now.
The hunt is on.
I need to hide somewhere.

>Come around corner
>See Elephant trying to hide behind a palm tree
>What do?

>> No.18623013

>>18623002
...That's my aunt's name.

Anyone found themselves yet?

>> No.18623014
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18623014

Typical Bapple user...

>> No.18623027

>>18614306
While its is the convention, it's makes much more sense.

Not >>18612705 btw

>> No.18623028

>>18623008
>What do?

The hunt is on!

>> No.18623034

>Nancy Hernandez (police officer)
>The world is amazing !
>I love being married !
>This is actually okay.
>I really, really like this soda.
>I'm secretly a spider !

Uh...what?

>> No.18623042

>>18623027
Would you mind explaining how ?...

>> No.18623046

Living-rooms need TVs
TVs and books need universes inside them
thoughts an memories need to have the described scene inside them

>> No.18623050

>>18623027
There are two conventions; apostrophes for contractions, which is the one it's follows, and apostrophes for possessive nouns. Possessive personal pronouns, like his, hers, and its don't take an apostrophe. (not an expert)

>> No.18623063
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18623063

>3 bullet wounds
>"I can't get enough of this soda!"

>"I love doing stuff with my family!"
>the other four Smiths in the battle are all dead

Captain Kevin Smith; ultimate kill-machine or just plain retarded?

>> No.18623070

>>18623063
I haha'd

>> No.18623078

>battlefield
>major
>2 wounds
>I should have a doctor look at my back
>Almost everyone else there is dead
>I shouldn't have said no
>I don't want to get fired
What did you do to this world, Jones?

>> No.18623086
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18623086

something isn't right here

>> No.18623088

Just when I thought I've seen it all I manage to bump into a doughnut box in the fridge. Though fridges could still use a bit more stuff than yoghurt/juice/wine/milk/roast.

Also:
>pork roast
>muscles, fat, salt

Linda Jackson, you are the worst cook ever.

>> No.18623099

>>18623088
YOU'RE THE BOSS CHEF
WHAT DO I PUT IN ROAST

>> No.18623101

>Taken 2 bullets
>Thoughts: My back is itchy
>Pocket note: "They don't know where I hid it"
Captain Joseph Wilson, confirmed for experimental supersoldier secret agent

>> No.18623103

>>18623086
You'd too wish you were a robot if you got shot in the gut. But yeah, parading around the battlefield in a t-shirt and sandals might have not been the best idea. Unless she's a part of some irregular guerrilla unit.

>> No.18623107
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18623107

what about farms, factories, industrial parks, roads, things like that? i'd like to see those.

>> No.18623110

>>18623107
ON IT

>> No.18623118
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18623118

>library
>Drawer
>Note
"I know who you are"

NOPE

>> No.18623133
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18623133

>> No.18623141
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18623141

>Charles Jones
>Pocket
>Note
>"Alright, how comes everybody in the universe has an american name ?"
Good Question Charles. Good Question.

>> No.18623145

>>18623099
At least some pepper. Possibly cloves of garlic, onions, sage, rosemary, thyme, bell peppers?

And is it just me or all the bottles made of glass? Cartons of juice would be nice. Plastic bottles of soda? Canned fruit? CHEESE! Moldy bread.

>> No.18623146

Kids and babies would be interesting. Maybe rarely have monsters under the bed or in the closet.

>> No.18623153

- universe
- galactic supercluster
- galaxy
+ galactic center
- arm
- star system
- gas giant
- core
- magma
- aluminium
- electron
- qwubble
- upperverse
- universe
- galactic supercluster
- galaxy
- galactic center
- black hole
- inside the black hole
- white hole
- universe
- galactic supercluster
- galaxy
- arm
- star system
- telluric planet
- continent of Atlania
- country of Portusia
- south-east tropical region
- village
- residential area
- house
- living-room
- Barbara Thomas
- psyche
- thoughts
My butt is itchy.
I secretly know the meaning of life but I won't tell anyone.
This isn't why I got married.
This marriage was a mistake.

>> No.18623167
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18623167

>>18623146
This, and make sure to include horrifying thoughts

>> No.18623168

>Battlefield
>Jennifer Mitchell (major)
>Two wounds
>Thoughts:
>I can't wait !
>I know what would be awesome... a new computer !
>Wouldn't it be awesome if I was a panda ?
>I know the meaning of life !
>I'm secretly the smartest person in the world !

>> No.18623171

Are the number of pockets on pants random?

Someone was wearing Sweat pants with 3 pockets, and his friend had Cargo pants with 1 pocket.

>> No.18623174

>>18623107
Added farms and factories. I'm not sure how to break those down yet.

>> No.18623177

>>18623168
poor guy is going delusional with blood loss

>> No.18623179

>Monstrous Burstsquid
+ Thoughts
> IIIIII SHALL CONSSSUME!

>> No.18623197
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18623197

Well scream at my buttocks and call me Santa.

>> No.18623207

>>18623174
Probably just make them have piles of what they make, and random pipes/machinery.

>> No.18623221

>>18623174
Barns, warehouses, storage sheds, grain silos, pastures, haystacks, pressure vessels... Uhhh out of ideas.

>> No.18623246

>>18623221
Valves, pumps, cabling, piping, terminals, conveyors, forklifts, trucks, girders, furnaces, generators, lockers, breakrooms, hydraulics

>> No.18623291

>>18623171
yes

>>18623145
added some of those (see kitchen cabinets)

>>18623246
>>18623221
noted

>> No.18623300

>>18623291
- water bottle
+ water
+ cardboard
+ label
>Cardboard bottle

>> No.18623306

>>18623300
>Canada

>> No.18623342

- bedroom
- Mary Wright
+ body
- psyche
- thoughts
>I should see a doctor for my brain.
I should learn a new skill.
>What if this was real ?
I wish I didn't waste my youth.
I shouldn't spend so much.
I shouldn't spend so much.

>> No.18623360

>>18623291
>cabinet
>canned olives
>-water
>-sugar
>-salt

I've been scammed! I'm never buying from that store again!

>> No.18623395

I just want to say this is fantastic.

>> No.18623423
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18623423

Well? The man has a question. Answer him dammit!

>> No.18623444

Joseph Johnson
>Wearing a coat with shorts and sandals
>I want a divorce!
Robert Johnson
>Bacon doughnut in his pocket
>I want a divorce!

>>18623423
Because we didn't let the terrorists win.

>> No.18623461

>I shouldn't have said no.
>I feel so insignificant.
>I'm terrified of death.
>I should call my parents.
>I'm so alone.
>Bubble Beard!

Well alrighty then.

>> No.18623478

Rifles could use some wood and/or plastic. Also, if /k/ ever gets a hold of this, you might want to add cartridges which would contain the bullet, brass and gunpowder.

>> No.18623481
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18623481

Holy fuck.

THIS THING.

>> No.18623482
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18623482

Somehow, Mr. Moore isn't what I expected.

>> No.18623487

>>18623478
I asked /k/ for the weapons actually, since I don't know tits about them. They kindly redirected me to Wikipedia while telling me I was a buttplug for making people have "naughty bits" and not dicks and twats.
ANYWAY YEAH maybe I'll detail guns later

>> No.18623495
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18623495

Cooking can only ease the pain...

>> No.18623510

>>18623487
Sounds like they're the ones with the buttplug... The plug being a stick.

>> No.18623576

>Barbara Jones (Officer)
>2 wounds
>thoughts
>I hope they never find out.
I'm terrified of death.
Why am i doing this to myself ?

Oh god /tg/

>> No.18623591

Should do somethin with space, have something like the Void, where the only option is "Nothing" and nothings only sub type is nothing. Maybe give the void a very very very low chance of creating some sort of cosmic horror like sea monsters. Give them thoughts like "I can see/hear/smell/feel you" and other such unsettling thoughts. maybe write some of them in Cthulhu gibberish.

>> No.18623607

>>18623591
>Space
>Darkmatter
>Void
>"I STARE"

>Space
>Starwhare
>Thoughts
>Space Blorp, Space Bwap

>> No.18623659
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18623659

What is this I don't even.

>> No.18623684

>>18623659
There should be a very, very low chance of weapons factories having lasers, plasma guns or some other kind of sci-fi superweapons laying about

>> No.18623693
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18623693

Man the harpoons!

>> No.18623704

>>18623591
More yo could do with space, have space dust, commets and UFO or space ships, with or with out occupants, alive or other wise. if you have alien bodies, should make what they are made of very odd. Make the blood out of arsenic or something. Just very alien biology.

>> No.18623719

Add organs to the torso on people? Give a random chance of not spawning with 1 kidney or a lung or any other organ you can really lose.

>> No.18623744

>Hospital
>>John green (Patient)
>>>Clothing
>t-shirt, trousers, jacket, sweater, basket(wtf?), flip flops.
>>>>> Trousers
>>>>>> Pocket
>>>>>>>>Sprinkly doughnut.

Bloody hell whats wrong with this hospital.

>> No.18623773

>>> Bacon doughnut
>In someones pocket
Wat and wat?

>> No.18623775
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18623775

Maybe have a low chance of finding weird planets where stuff like this is common. Give people weird fantasy/Sci-Fi sounding names there too.

Oh, and on that subject, colonies or aliens on the gas giants. Or their moons if you give gas giants moons.

>> No.18623832

Would be nice to have more memories ...
... good, bad ...
... maybe some involving named people? Co-Workers?

>> No.18623916

Should have more than one type of culture including primitive and interstellar civilizations with different things. Also most planets should be uninhabited.

Also it would be cool if people had relations to each other, families and governments. Maybe if you included more rare monsters they could be worshiped as gods.

>> No.18624014

>>18623916
>>18623775

The problem with adding relations between people is that content is only generated top-to-bottom; there is no way for an element to be aware of its siblings or its parent - which is why random unrelated people live in the same houses. So referring to other people from within a person's mind might end up oddly (nobody with that name is in this building, etc).
Several culture types would also be tricky, since I'd need to add several types of humans, with several types of clothing and mindsets.

>> No.18624045

>>18624014
Well adding cultures wouldn't be too hard, and it could make things more intresting.

Just Tribal, Feudal, Industrial, Stellar perhaps? That's only 4, and tribal/feudal and they would probably cross over a bit.

>> No.18624094

>>18623775
Added moons, but random planets without life or with different life would be problematic to add - I'd need to create new types of continents that have all the natural features but no/different civilizations, etc.

>> No.18624103

>>18624045
Adding a culture means creating new templates for planets/continents/regions/cities/humans/thoughts/buildings. Pretty tricky.

>> No.18624111

>>18624094
Non life planets probably won't need continents. Just barren landscapes and random elements.

Other ideas, extremophile life in stars, gas giants, cores, maybe black holes and shit.

>> No.18624175

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Magma in asteroids?

Also: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7K9SycELA

>> No.18624192
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>>18612478

>> No.18624198

>>18624175
hey son I'm still working this out

>> No.18624200

Hydrogen doesn't have neutrons!

>> No.18624223

>>18624200
Sometimes it does...

>> No.18624242

I knew as soon as I typed it, some fuck would argue the point.

That's called Deuterium anyway.

>> No.18624258

>>18624200
What the hell. I thought I fixed that D:
THIS IS WEIRD
Ah well, should be fixed now.

>> No.18624262
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18624262

>Decide to follow the never ending trail of alternate universes within the black holes at the center of galaxies
>Eventually get to another black hole
>'Life' is on the same scale as the black hole and other star systems
>See this

Mother of god

>> No.18624285

You need to include the dark space between galaxies as a thing, so that sometimes you can put Reapers in it. And they can have thoughts like "OUR EXISTENCE MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE"

>> No.18624300

And jesus I think the directory structures on your computers are infinitely fractal or something.

>> No.18624301

A friend of mine noted that monsters have no psyche, just thoughts. Just a minor thing, really.

>> No.18624306

>>18624300
can't hide your porn well enough

>> No.18624333
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18624333

Oh my god this is glorious. This is fucking amazing.
Keep going.

>> No.18624368

In my opinion you should add more easter eggs like the monster, but you should probably make them more rare.

>> No.18624374

- residential area
+ house
- house
+ living-room
- kitchen
- Michael Jackson
+ body
- psyche
- thoughts
I love the whole world !
What a nice day !
Life is good !
I can't get enough of this pizza.
I don't really worry.

>> No.18624423

If at all possible, could you make it so that planets vary in content more widely? It should be possible to find barren planets devoid of life or even water and low tech planets with small populations and their own thoughts that reference things like plagues and magic.

>> No.18624447

have we slashdot'd this website?
I can't get on, just get cannot connect to server.

>> No.18624454

>>18624423
Actually, some planets can be barren now. I'll add more diversity later if I can.

>> No.18624521
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18624521

H-hang in there. Mary.
I'll safe you from your dull existence. ;_;

>> No.18624595

Make it so you can find people on the Nested website.

And if you can make sure it's a really common name so you have the slim chance of freaking someone out really bad

>> No.18624682

>>18624595
Added Nested as a (rare) website.
Names are drawn from a list of the most common American names so this shouldn't be a problem.

>> No.18624776

Have Yogsothoth turn up rarely as a galactic super cluster. Have him talk about how disappointed he is in his two sons.

>> No.18624781
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18624781

OP

ADD

THE ICE CREAM LOOP

>> No.18624840

>>18624781
WELL I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT BUT IF YOU FIND ICE CREAM IN A FRIDGE YOU CAN SURELY LOOK DEEPER INTO IT AND FIND WHOLE NEW UNIVERSES WITH FRIDGES IN THEM

JUST SAYIN

>> No.18624857

>>18624521
SHE LONGS FOR THE DAYS OF WAR.

>> No.18624859

>>18624840
He means this
http://chanarchive.org/4chan/v/12631/hello-v-i-m-a-bot-i-have-come-to-fill-up-all-your-old-favorite-
servers-in-games-you-have-forgotten-lon#100358118

>> No.18624996

- pocket
+ raspberry doughnut
- note
"I see you."

>> No.18625036

Looks like ive found an elder thing.

>> No.18625045

>>18625036
pics

>> No.18625046

Add fortune cookies with notes inside them.

>> No.18625075
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18625075

I'm pretty sure he's right about the super hero thing.

>> No.18625435

>>18625075
>wound
>3 bullets in the same wound

What the hell did he get shot with? 3 round bursts from a G11?

>> No.18626033
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18626033

>>18625045
Oops

>> No.18626047

I would love to find a post-apocalyptic world, OP. Nature devastated, not a soul alive or some small bands of survivors.

>> No.18626057

>>18626033
Haha, oh wow.

>> No.18626443

The battlefield could probably be adapted to put together other gatherings, huh?

Little things to breathe some life into communities.

Community events, parades, protests, riots, gang wars, construction sites, sporting events, zombie outbreaks, parties in houses, etc.

>> No.18626474
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18626474

I'm scared

>> No.18626524
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18626524

hid what!? i must need to know!

>> No.18626561
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>>18626524

>> No.18626671

>>18614874
Odd, all of my people are happy and content. It makes me realize how vengeful and miserable a god I would be.

>> No.18626785

>Hmm ! I should get a new computer !
>I'm secretly a spider !
>Time for a lover !
>I'm so glad I came here.
>I wonder what they put in this sandwich.
I'm wondering, too.
>The taste is spiders.

>> No.18626833

Are there huge differences in the nature of the planets?

>> No.18627014

MEEAAAAT PLLLLLLANETT!

>> No.18627028

>>18626833
Not really. You've got inhabited planets and barren planets and that's about it. Every inhabited planet will be populated by the same types of animals, people and such. Except the occasional terror from the deep here and there.

>> No.18627048

>doughnuts in pockets

At least it's not spaghetti.

>> No.18627054

- weapon factory
- James Jones (worker)
+ body
+ psyche
- clothing
- shorts
+ pocket
+ pocket
- pocket
+ lint
- note
"Recipe :
-taco shell
-mashed potatoes
-chocolate syrup"

I like what I'm reading.

>> No.18627080

>>18626033
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAFyKgfxw54

>> No.18627333
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18627333

NO. THIS IS NOT HOW PHYSICS WORKS. MY SOUL IS BESET BY RAGE. MY THOUGHTS ARE THE EPITOME OF ANGER. THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR HOW MAD I AM RIGHT NOW.

>> No.18627353

- abyss
+ sand
- life
- giant dreamtail
- thoughts
SSSSSKITTER

I fucking pissed myself laughing.

>> No.18627379
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>>18627333

>> No.18627448

This will become one of the greatest things soon, especially because OP is s ogood at keeping up with needs

>> No.18627477

I suppose having more variety between planets would be too big of a task to ask for. Tech levels, maybe?

>> No.18627515

>>18627048
OP. OP. POCKET SPAGHETTI IS NEEDED.

>> No.18627555
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18627555

oh god what the fuck?

>> No.18627640

>>18627515
aw hell, added random pasta very rarely in pockets

it's midnight here and I've officially lost control of my life

you fucking lunatics

>> No.18627670

>>18627640
YES!

>> No.18627682
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18627682

Oh boy i found cthulu

>> No.18627688
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18627688

>>18627640
This, too! Put it in the Arsenal slot for soldiers.

>> No.18627720
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18627720

>>18627682
I found his big brother.

>> No.18627742

>>18627720
Oh shit

>> No.18627792

DO MORE TEA PARTY.
I WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS AFTER I MEET THE DINOSAUR AND ABOUT THE HOUSE FULL OF PORK PRODUCTS.

>> No.18627892
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>> No.18627944

OP... OP

... um...

I don't know how to tell you this bu-... but...

There's no toilets. Anywhere.

>> No.18627952

>>18627944
OP, do not include toilets.
Just put shit and piss everywhere.
Or put some toilets in, and shit and piss everywhere else.

>> No.18627954

>>18627892
>>18627640
I lol'd. OP is good and should feel good.

>> No.18627956 [DELETED] 

>>18627944
OP here
I don't quite see the problem

>> No.18627993

>>18627944

OP here
I don't quite see the problem

(toilets added anyway)

>> No.18627997

Computers are the best things I've found so far. Infinite file-systems.

>> No.18628071

>>18627993
Ah thank you.

... Now could you put monsters in them?

>> No.18628084

>Universe
>Galactic Supercluster
>Galaxy
>arm
>star system
>Telluric planet
>continent of Eurtica
>country of Bougolia
>west green region
>village
>Barbara Williams (worker)
>body
>head
>mouth
>teeth
>calcium
>proton
>up quark
>qwubble
>lasagnaverse
>universe
>galactic supercluster

...

Fuck me it LOOPS.

>> No.18628109
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18628109

Every computer is full of badly organised porn, heh.

>> No.18628166

Why are there no alien jellyfish in the atmosphere of gas giants

>> No.18628204

>>18628071
>>18628166
>Monsters in SPESS
>Monsters in the sea
>Monsters in gas giants
>Monster in da toilet

Sure is /tg/ in here, and I mean that in the best way.

>> No.18628222
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>> No.18628231

>pockets
>strawberry doughnut

Who the fuck keeps a dough nut in their pocket!?

>> No.18628271
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>> No.18628346

>IT'S FULL OF STARS

Is it possible to get slightly off entries?
Like when you open up "Jim Jameson" body, you find that he actually lacks a leg. Or a head.

A chair made of pasta.

I think if you start in a 'universe' then it's relatively normal, but when you end up in a 'doughnutverse' or something else, it actually modifies all the entry, so that they're related to the prefix stuck with -verse.

>> No.18628416

OP here

just added random space animals in some space locations

>> No.18628438

>>18628416
How spacey are they?

>> No.18628450

>>18628416
very

>>18628346
People have a tiny chance to be missing a limb. Also yeah no, that's impossible to code with the system I'm using.

>> No.18628464
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>>18628438
Never mind, I just answered my own question.

>> No.18628486

>>18628416
Hey OP/Orteil, you should totally make a forum/comment section for Nested... As long as you don't mind become a slave to the internet, that is.

>> No.18628488

Whoa. There's actually civilization on a gas giant's moon.

>> No.18628498

What if space creatures had more than one set of thoughts, or had thoughts about thoughts?

>> No.18628547

>>18628488
Well if the moon has geothermal heat or the gas giant radiates heat I don't see why life isn't possible. Civilization shouldn't be too hard to get from there.
It would be neat as fuck if a gas giant had something like 12 moons and each was like a different country, with a single moon orbiting in retrograde acting as a sort of UN and transit planet.

>> No.18628594
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>> No.18628624

>Battlefield
>>Donna Martinez (Captain)
>>>Psyche
>>>>Thoughts
>>>>>Do I really suck at painting ?

Oh god, it's fucking Hitler.

>> No.18628667

>>18628547

Which, incidentally, is why we should be looking for life on Europa, not Mars.

>> No.18628750

>>18628667

ATTEMPT NO LANDINGS THERE

>> No.18628751

>>18628667
I thought we already were? I could have sworn there was a probe or something in the works.

>> No.18628846

I have a fire department with 5 self-loathing, co-worker-loathing firefighters and one insanely peppy one.

I smell sitcom.

>> No.18628943

OP. You need (VERY rarely) to have, in pockets, the One Ring. (What has it got in its pocketses?)

>> No.18629116

OP, Newspapers with headlines. You can steal them from the SimCity 3000 News-ticker.
http://www1.reocities.com/SiliconValley/drive/2069/SimCity/SC3KNewsTicker.html

Also, nonsensical brand names on milk/juice/water labels.

>> No.18629397

- galaxy
- galactic center
+ black hole
- life
- meebleter
+ body
- snorvum
- thoughts
nugiap shmuph amanap.
noneig'gek dragog.
xleneig'dodashna digog.
+ body

o___o

>> No.18629506

>>18629116
Noted, will do tomorrow because I am tired as fuck

anyway, stats tell me the site has been reposted all over facebook, twitter, /x/ and /v/ (and even /jp/)
so
ya
thank you guys
<3

>> No.18629585

So do the giant old god things in space not show up any more?

>> No.18629593

>>18629506
Always remember, 4chan made you famous.

Maybe this thread'll still be here in the morning.

>> No.18629594
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18629594

Glad I don't live in this universe.

>> No.18629631

>>18629594
How do you know that you don't?

>> No.18630209

>>18612478
needs ostriches.
also:
buffalo>thoughts>I'm starving.
This is not good.
I'm scared.
made me :'(

forest>elk>thoughts>the hunt is on.
forest>grizzly>thoughts>Something's chasing
me.
which was awesome

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