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18608051 No.18608051 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

How arrogant must humanity be to assume that aliens would find any humans even remotely attractive?

The reality is that they'd be about as attracted to us as we'd be to a squid or grasshopper or crystalline formation.

Come on people, try to apply at least SOME critical thought here.

>> No.18608060

>The reality is that they'd be about as attracted to us as we'd be to a squid or grasshopper or crystalline formation.

You are clearly new to /tg/.

>> No.18608066

This is really a tri-keen erotica request in disguise isn't it?

>> No.18608068

objectophiles
bestiality/zoophilia
also dolphin rape
invalid

>> No.18608089
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>>18608060
Fukkin lol'd
Pic related

>> No.18608090
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>>18608051
>The reality is that they'd be about as attracted to us as we'd be to a squid or grasshopper or crystalline formation.

You're either very new here, or outright trolling. Which is it?

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>> No.18608109
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>>18608051
MMyess

>> No.18608116

>Squid
>Not attractive
LaughingDeGeso.jpg

>> No.18608120

>>18608116
Get out of here stalker

>> No.18608126
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...
Really.

Delete this thread before things get ugly... Or I have my way with it.

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18608135

>>18608089

Is that... Cultist-chan and sharktits in the same picture?

I.... wow...

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>>18608089
>the shocker

>> No.18608143

>>18608135
And Cuddles and that gnoll nurse in both human and feral forms.

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>>18608135
yeparoony

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>>18608051
>How arrogant must humanity be to assume that aliens would find any humans even remotely attractive?

That question is neatly answered in the story, bro. The Alien's psychic and it's in a psychic feedback loop with the dude.

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18608180

>>18608051

>YFW this is strangely sexy

>YFW once you find this sexy, you're one of us, and can never leave

>> No.18608190

The reality is that humans are the ones who will have the desire to rape the insectioid, jellyfish and squid alien ladies of the universe. It's a Pheromone thing.

Our planet will get nuked down to bed rock by all the other alien species males for taking their women, and we'll feel so ashamed of ourselves we'll let them do it.

>> No.18608193

>>18608180
It's only sexy if it's gentle

>> No.18608198

>>18608143

That nurse is supposed to be Jackal Queenston, I think. Not too sure.
Never really paid much attention to the crap around the artist, I just like the music.

>> No.18608204

>>18608198
>Jackal Queenston, I think

Nah, it's Verity, a very (very!) old /tg/ character, in both human and Gnoll forms.

>> No.18608206

I like how ashamed the alien looks. You just know he's the alien equivalent of a fa/tg/uy and feels bad people know of his perverse humanlust

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>>18608193

Speak for yourself.

>> No.18608211

>>18608051

It's not that the aliens will find us attractive, it's that someone, somewhere, upon meeting a nonhuman for the first time will decide that, yeah, this is something he can fuck.

>> No.18608218

>>18608209
Okay, it's only sex if it's gentle towards it's lover.

It can rip everything else to shreds for all I care.

>> No.18608225
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pic related

>> No.18608238

>>18608204
VAT VAS DAT!?
DARLINGZ! DARLINGZ! DARLINGZ! DARLINGZ! DARLINGZ!

>> No.18608246

>>18608051
As many aliens will find humans to be attractive as there are humans who find weird shit attractive.

>> No.18608260

A hole is a hole.

>> No.18608288
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>>18608198
>>18608204
>>18608238

Also, goddamn OP, is this your first day on the internet?

>> No.18608328

>>18608288

Wasn't Verity just Gnollbard in a fetish nurse costume?

>> No.18608336

>>18608288
I bet if we sacrifice and butcher a German dictionary we could pull her back through the void. It would be worth it purely for fae like mischief

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>>18608328
Nein.

Gnollbard and Verity were partners in crime.

>> No.18608346

>>18608328
No. No if I remember Gnollbard was terrified of Verity. There was fapfiction.

>> No.18608359

>>18608346
And actual porn, IIRC. I certainly remember Verity/Chemrat porn cropping up in one drawthread, at least.

>> No.18608366
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>>18608328

No, Verity was originally a human who was bitten by a were-gnoll. Gnollbard was always just gnollbard.

>> No.18608368

>>18608346
That there was...

>> No.18608376

>>18608359
http://e621.net/post?tags=gnollbard&searchDefault=Search
http://e621.net/post/index?tags=nurse_verity
http://e621.net/post/index?tags=chemrat

Isn't the internet amazing~?

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>>18608368
But I slayed them so /tg/ could know peace of that horror.

>> No.18608387

Whatever happened to /tg/ original creations anyway?

All I see is an occasional commissar Fuklaw

>> No.18608388

is it symmetrically beautiful?
>YES
does it have a hole?
>YES
does it resemble some kind of orifice?
>YES
FUCK IT

>> No.18608392

>>18608383
You slayed fapfiction? It's probably floating around somewhere, like a /tg/ fapfiction zip or maybe pastebin...

>> No.18608394

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7OxJhtDlXw
Realated

>> No.18608402

>>18608392
No, also this thread is not /tg/ related and most be reported.
Take your fetishes to /d/.

>> No.18608410

>>18608402
>/tg/ characters
>HFY
>boning xenos
>not /tg/ related

Sure, whatever bub.

>> No.18608416
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>>18608387

/tg/ is an old beast and likes new things.

>> No.18608417

>>18608376
Haha, that it is. I knew there had to be some out there.

Also, I am nostalgaing SO hard right now. I'm not one for obsessing over past glories, but I kinda miss the days of the old Verity/Gnollbard trollplay threads, Noh, LCB...

>> No.18608419

>>18608402
Shut it scum. This thread has been hijacked by the memes and OC of /tg/ past. If anything you of all tripfags should be happy.

>> No.18608423

>>18608387
People like this guy >>18608402 happened.

>> No.18608435
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>>18608419
The /tg/ of the past was chaotic and messy, it was almost turning into a secondary /b/, thanks common sense and logic prevailed and now have a board for talk about pen and paper rpgs and other tabletop games without suffering derailments concerning someones weird fetish or stupidity.

>> No.18608442

>>18608417
I for one would like to hear Gramps tell someone to get off his lawn again.

...

Also porn.

>> No.18608449

>tripfag
>avatar is a gnoll
>participated happily in fetish threads which fucked the board up in the past

Don't listen to this shithead.

>> No.18608460
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>>18608417

I know that feel.

>> No.18608465

>>18608442
Seconded.

I still don't know how roleplaying on a board about roleplaying is against the rules.

>> No.18608468

>>18608449
Protip, played with him, he's a fag full of himself.
Not a bad guy, but he's full of himself.

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>>18608417
Did you really think you could destroy this board? She's defied sanity and reason. She's been to a place you couldn't possibly imagine. And now... it is time to go back.

>> No.18608470

But but but... according to most games, shows, books, and movies aliens looks exactly like people! they just have different skin or hair or eyes or something!

>> No.18608472

>>18608435
Oh come on man I know you're not that new. Old /tg/ was not that bad and you know it. Implying that you couldn't talk about /tg/ stuff back then because of all the porn and troll threads is disingenuous at best.

New /tg/ is good too but it's less spontaneous, less open I guess, not less fun, just different fun, less kinds of fun.

Eh, whatevs.

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>>18608460

Fuck, wrong image, but related to >>18608209.

>> No.18608476

>>18608469
And I replyed to the wrong post. Such is life when you have no eyes.
>>18608435

>> No.18608477
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18608477

Yeah.
I'd fuck that.

>> No.18608481

>>18608465

Shit really got out of hand, I remember the day when the mass ban's had be given out.

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>>18608465
Fun fact; the mod told me if anyone wants to do RP threads like that again we have to take it to /b/.

>pic related

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>>18608472
Trolling a side, I must somewhat have to agree with you.

>> No.18608487

>>18608435
>Secondary /b/
You know that /tg/ was created because of 40k Wednesdays (it was Wednesday?) in /b/?
This place IS /b/: The 40kying (or was created to be such, and also RPG's but mostly, 40k)
So yeah, at the start this WAS /b/:40k

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>>18608477

I don't see the problem with that.

>> No.18608493
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>>18608482
ha ha ha what
are you serious or are you just butthurt at mods

please say you're truthfully serious

>> No.18608494

>>18608487
I suddenly realise why I like /tg/ now.

>> No.18608495

>>18608435
>now have a board for talk about pen and paper rpgs and other tabletop games
As long as it's DnD and 40k.

I'd rather wade through rivers of shit to find the gems that glitter than have the boring and sterile board that tg's become.

>> No.18608498

I'd imagine that every species in the entire universe is all about sex.

In a universe this hostile, where life is so fragile, species cannot start soon enough to pass on their genes to ensure their species' survival.

Who cares if this leads to an eventual interspecies orgy? The result might be an abomination as well as an evolutionairy masterpiece. Maybe it is even required so life can prevail in this universe propelled by death itself.

>> No.18608504

>>18608498
>eventual interspecies orgy?
count me in

>> No.18608509

>>18608477
>"MOMMY THE BAD MAN TRIED TO TOUCH ME"
>"now now billy it's alright i'm here now"

>> No.18608514

>>18608493
One of my biggest /tg/ related regrets is not screencapping that warning.

I am absolutely 100%, never post on /tg/ again if I'm lying serious.

>> No.18608517
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And now we aren't even talking about the elephant in the room.

>> No.18608521

>>18608498
This reminds me about Alan Moore's Top Ten comic book series.
The setting is pretty much a high tech ghetto for metahumans, aliens and other creatures you usually would find in a super heroes comic.
In said city exist a STD which is the result of too much inter species breeding.

>> No.18608522

One thing I will say for old /tg/.
Any board on any site can talk about tg related stuff. Old tg had that mix of tg related content and pure unmoded chaos that lead to some of our best creations. We get consistent good content now, but we rarely get those diamonds formed of condensed shit that we got in the old days.

>> No.18608525

Delicious chitinous exoskeleton. Mmmmm.

>> No.18608526

This is the worst thread I've seen in a long while.
Congratulations.

>> No.18608535
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>>18608383 But I slayed them

Oh do tell, joo littul darling. Meinself VANT to hear abowt zis, jah.

>> No.18608539

>>18608522
Oh common, we created recently Most excellent adventure!

>> No.18608543

>>18608498
>Maybe it is even required so life can prevail in this universe propelled by death itself.

You know, this could be the foundation of a very interesting sci-fi setting. Less on the technological but more on the social side.

At a point where the sentient races have erased all natural threats, their evolution has come to halt. Without evolution their biology stagnated. With stagnation they will eventually face extinction.

The only things left to further evolution would be through genetic experiments and even crossbreeding.

This would lead to a universe with certain racial tensions.

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>>18608514
>MFW
Fuck the mods. Sage for not contributing.

>> No.18608556

>>18608543
>This would lead to a universe with certain racial tensions.

>HUMANS ARE STEALING OUR JOBS
>AND OUR WOMEN

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>>18608535

IT BEGINS AGAIN

>> No.18608560
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Old /tg/ is dead as Gygax.

It's like a club that used to be cool but banned smoking without esablishing a smokers area so most people left.

And the new staff kicks out people for only talking about smoking.

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>>18608556
>Humans face when

>> No.18608569

>>18608522
Most certainly true. After lurking /b/ for years, a mate of mine recommended the teeg when I got back into RPGs about 2 years back.

Fuck it was chaos; monster girl porn, elf slave wut do? threads (though that's not changed), fucking Japanese bird cooking spaghetti! But god damn did tg have a gift for turning random troll bait into solid, well thought out settings and games. Now, there's nothing.

>> No.18608574

>>18608535
Get my Kalashnikov, it's nazi hunting time again son.

>> No.18608576

>>18608559
It's ok. We can contain this. Don't panic. We have everything under complete control.

>> No.18608578
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>>18608535
Mornin' Ma'am.

>> No.18608588

>>18608576
There is no control.
There is only chaos.
Chaos strong!

>> No.18608598

>>18608535
Oh hey check that out.

>> No.18608600
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18608600

Someone talkin' shit about mai waifu?

>> No.18608603

>>18608600
Dude your wife's hot.

>> No.18608604
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Yet another thread worthy of this picture.

>> No.18608605

Fuck off Bismuth

>> No.18608609
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>>18608535
Where is my escape pod?

>> No.18608613
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>>18608609
Right here.

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>>18608609
Yeeeeeeeh about that.

Call me when it's over 'k

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>>18608604

>> No.18608618

>why isn't everyone as ugly as me!?

Because we work out.

>> No.18608621
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>>18608613
Espagnoll no more.

>> No.18608631

>>18608621
You know what's wonderful of being me?
>That if you die, or some tripfag dies, I win.

>> No.18608677

>>18608435
>OH NO MY DELICATE INTERNET SENSIBILITIES!

You are gayer than ten guys sucking twelve dicks.

Anyway, in answer to anon's question, Hitlermod and his band of stoolies and dickless pricks like this fag happened.

'Oh no xenoporn hurts my virgin eyes'. Christ.

>> No.18608695

>>18608051
>How arrogant must humanity be to assume that aliens would find any humans even remotely attractive?

Have you seen some of the women we have? Unless all aliens are gay, they're going to find our bitches attractive.

>> No.18608710

It saddens me to think of all that we lost in the reign of Mormon Fascist Mod.

If I had held the seat of Planetary Governor of /tg/, this kind of delicious, hilarious, creative heresy, Tech-heresy, and EXTRA HERESY would never have been expunged.

>> No.18608717

>>18608695

would aliens enjoy our traps too?

>> No.18608718

>>18608617
what webcomic is this from?

>> No.18608727
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>>18608717

would they?

>> No.18608735

>>18608718

...penny...arcade...

This is your first day on the internet, isn't it?

>> No.18608748

>>18608051
Y-you don't jerk off to quartz crystals?

OH GOD I'M A FREAK

A BLOO BLOO BLOO *runs off crying*

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>>18608710
>Planetary Governor

I didn't know we had a Planetary Governor. I thought we were an autonomous collective.

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>>18608710

What bothers me most is that all the drawfags and writefags got banned like a fucking blitzkrieg in the middle of the night. The subjugation of POLAND wasn't that sudden.

And just like that, a board that took near a decade to prune, nurture and care for to turn it into a shining golden mecha of OC and intelligence was ruined in a single night by nothing but one piece of shit moot was stupid enough to grant modpowers to. The drawfags and OC people got scattered to all four corners of the internet and all that was left were the dickless, tasteless faggots who genuinely enjoy 40k (not all fascists play 40k, but everyone that plays 40k is a facist) with their greek geek chorus of THANK YOU MOD ALL THAT PORN AND ORIGINAL CONTENT WAS MAKING ME START TO FEEL FUNNY DOWN THERE, YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT'S BEST. The only people left on /tg/ are the same sort of people I could strangle to death in real life and not feel a thing. Even you. Even me.

Mark my words, friends. What was broken here can never be put back together. Moment of silence.

Oh yeah, and moot? If you're reading this? FUCK YOU too. We fucking warned you; emails were sent, but herpa derp "it's just typical whining now excuse me while I get dressed for the Time magazine show like the dickless sellout faggot I am."

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>>18608727

>> No.18608775

>>18608764
just draw your ork dickgirls elsewhere faggot

>> No.18608785

>>18608775

I hate you so much that there are not words to describe how much I hate you.

>> No.18608787

>>18608775

Just mewl about how porn hurts your virgin eyes elsewhere, fuckwit.

>> No.18608789

>>18608775

The mod for /tg/ was and still is a tyrannical fuckstick. I got banned for posting "furry porn" from all boards for a week. When the image I posted wasn't even pin up level eroticism. It was an anthro character. But fully clothed, and not even positioned in a way to be sexual. Just sitting there with a glass of wine.

When a mod doesn't even bother to open up a thumbnail to ban someone, or thinks -that- sort of thing is porn? Then he's an arbitrary piece of shit fucking this board up.

>> No.18608792

well, there is the parallel evolution theory and in a story where there are thousands of species out there there's a good chance some of them might see humans as just rubber forehead aliens.

>> No.18608807

>>18608787
>porn
>worksafe board about traditional game

HURDUR WHY I WUZ BANNED MODS=FAGS

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>> No.18608814

>>18608792
Oh sure, the brachiating social animal going out to the savanna might be an easy way to get technological species, but it's not like the basic body plan will have to be similar, outside gastrulation of course.

>> No.18608815
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>The reality is that they'd be about as attracted to us as we'd be to a squid

>> No.18608830
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18608830

>The reality is that they'd be about as attracted to us as we'd be to a grasshopper

>> No.18608833

>>18608764
hay hay hay. 40k wasn't and isn't the problem. It's the 40kiddies. Most of our 40k greybeards were destroyed by the birth cry of facist-mormon-mod, leaving us with only the squealing 40kiddies who honestly believe that 40k is a serious setting with serious mature themes.

>> No.18608834

>>18608807

>DERPAHURR A WORK-SAFE BOARD ON 4CHAN!? WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!

If you go to 4chan at work then you should be perpetually shitcanned whether there were tits in front of you or not. The very idea that because a board is blue it's worksafe is as laughable as moot's masculinity.

>> No.18608836

>>18608815

That is disturbing on several different levels.

>> No.18608846

>>18608815
>The reality is that they'd be about as attracted to us as we'd be to a crystalline formation.
Ha... I don't have a doujin for that one.
Hopefully cristalline formations won't ever develop sentience before animal-like features.

>> No.18608848
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18608848

XENOPHILIA, MOTHER FUCKER.

>> No.18608852

>>18608809
>Underbite with missing teeth
>Caved in, sloping forehead
>Huge growths leaking mucus on the face
Why would predator girl find the human handsome?

>> No.18608862

>>18608834
As laughable as crying about a ban when obviously breaking the rules, aye

If you want to discuss /tg/ related stuff do it here. If you want to look at big titted harpies sucking on a dwarfs cock, search a site that offers it. Or just go to /b/.
Or, even better, just kill yourself.

>> No.18608865

>>18608809

I'd still hit it.

>> No.18608869
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18608869

>>>18608764

Old /tg/ is dead, get over it. All the people that made /tg/ good in the old days are either chased off, moved onto other things, or still hanging around here for some fucking reason.

/tg/ is still good though. The young blood came in and are doing just fine like the oldfags did it. The only reason the oldfag stuff sounds good is because of nostalgia.

In the past week this board has put together; a Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure game with the phone keypad an intricate part of the game mechanics, a wargame using originally gummy candy but soon had an entire way to calculate stats for candy based upon nutritional values, and the basis for a setting where classes are based on WHAT FUCKING HAT YOU ARE WEARING!

And that's only the shit I've been aware of from my casual surfing!

>> No.18608878

>>18608852
Same reason the human finds the predator attractive.

>> No.18608880

>>18608846
Nothing on the Chenjesu on Paheal. It's all Admiral Zex and one Ur-Quan pic

>> No.18608884

>>18608807
>worksafe

Nothing on this site is worksafe. The NSFW sections are just barely tucked out of view, and any employers that care enough to investigate will find it VERY quickly.

Odds are they won't give a shit if you were only reading the non-porn sections for the informative articles when they know you're 1 click away from a sea of dickgirls.

>> No.18608893

sauce on OP pic please

>> No.18608896

>>18608862

>YOU BROKE THE RULES! PAY THE PRICE!
>CLEARLY THE POINT OF 4CHAN IS THE MODERATION!

How you've not accidentally killed yourself by manscaping with an electric razor while showering is honestly beyond me, but here's hoping it happens soon.

Guess what: if you honestly believe that anything but machinespam or CP should be a bannable offense, then your dumb ass would probably enjoy SA a lot more than you do 4chan.

>> No.18608917
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18608917

>>18608896
>manscaping with an electric razor while showering

Alright, look, man...it gets kind of bushy down there sometimes, so I like the water to wash away what I've already trimmed!

>> No.18608937
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>>18608869
>Old /tg/ is dead, get over it.

I'm not doing that. Getting over something means accepting it, and I will NEVER accept that you stupid fucking soulless halfbreeds genuinely enjoy the vapid bubblegum 'something awesome' horseshit that /tg/ has become. Not when you'd experienced /tg/ classic.

Oh fuck, but that's the thing, isn't it? You fags never experienced /tg/ classic? You GUMMI WARGAMING HOW WACKY XD are just the first wave of sanitized 4c(h)an.vas lobotomites. Geeks moot's carefully engineering to see if he can has sweet sweet hamburgerz cash.

Oh god this feels like getting bit by a horse. My brain just realized something my mind isn't prepared to deal with.

>> No.18608948
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>>18608937
It's just a board on the internet, bro.

>> No.18608952

To be fair, old /tg/ was nice for the fact that we tended to have porn without it really being a problem. There was the occasional thread, and I'd even seen people debating making /tg/ a non-worksafe board, but everyone basically agreed that having it stay a worksafe board kept things from becoming outright constant porndumps, and as such, staying blue was a good thing.

We didn't really need mods. We mostly kept ourselves in check.

>> No.18608954

>>18608937
I second everything this man said.

>> No.18608958

>>18608884

Hell, some of the J-List ads on here are NSFW as fuck. Anyone that sees those ads and proclaims the board to be SFW is out of their fucking minds.

>>18608937

...No clue what the fuck you're talking about here.

>> No.18608960
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>>18608937
>You fags never experienced /tg/ classic?

*EXPLODES OUT OF A PORTAL*

HEY NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA
SUP DOODZ?!!!!!
I DO COCAAAAAAAAAAAAINE!!!!!!!!!!
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

>> No.18608961

>>18608937
G'damn son, will you shut up and stop whining if I draw a couple of your idiotic old memes? Gonnsma start a drawthread in a few hours, have fun requesting farting futa cultist-chan or whatever it is "old"-tg likes.

>> No.18608966
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18608966

>>18608937

Are you serious?

Is this guy serious?

>> No.18608967

>>18608948
>old /tg/ was nice for the fact that we tended to have porn without it really being a problem

This is pretty much it. It was a board with regular threads devoted to cheesecake and porn of fantasy and alien races.

Don't think old /tg/ was a golden city. Remember those fucking 'You have captured an elf ranger. What do?' or 'You're about to kill the BBEG when he fires a spell at you. You redirect it to him and it turns him into an attractive female! What do?'.

They were fucking horrible and painfully blatant.

>> No.18608968

>>18608952
>To be fair, old /tg/ was nice for the fact that we tended to have porn without it really being a problem.

No.

The porn was a problem, by itself. It didn't belong here then and it doesn't belong here now. To make matters worse, it was getting out of control, because "monstergirl general" would move faster than some slow thread about WoD or Shadowrun or something, so you end up in a situation where good shit is getting pushed off the board for that faggotry. And to make matters even worse, it was never just porn, it came long with threads about dragon rape and "elf slave, wat do" and all sorts of degenerate heresy.

/tg/ is a better board now than it ever was then.

>> No.18608979
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18608979

/tg/ was essentially just a western /d/ at one point.

>> No.18608985

>>18608937
I'd really like to know what it is that you consider a '/tg/ classic' and how it's any different from /tg/'s more recent awesome exploits as noted here >>18608869

Because from where I sit, there is none.

>> No.18608986
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>>18608968
>WoD
>Shadowrun

>Good

>> No.18608996
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18608996

......Proceed... I forgot 2008 was 4 years ago...

>> No.18609006
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>>18608948

It wasn't just a board on the internet...

[nospoilersonnew/tg]It was home...[/nospoilersonnew/tg/]

>> No.18609010

>>18608968
>>18608967
I guess there were some people who cared, then.

I'd personally prefer a more laid back board, but if you like the more strict /tg/, well, that's fine, too.

>> No.18609020

What you people are forgetting is that the worse of the trolling on old /tg/ was only a handful of people. People like Spanish Flea and the cheekbone destroyer ruined old /tg/ and heralded in the age of Fascist-Mormon-mod.

There was a period between old /tg/ and new /tg/ that nobody liked. new /tg/ didn't just spring up over night, it was caused by the 24/7 trollfest of the dark age.

old /tg/ and new /tg/ have and had their charms. But the dark period between the two was 24/7: elf slave what do, elves are asians, mastercrafted broadsword and tripfag circlejerking
courtesy of flea. Everyone hated it. It was the reason mormon-facist-mod was born. It was like the god damn fall of the Eldar.

>> No.18609031

>>18608968
>And to make matters even worse, it was never just porn, it came long with threads about dragon rape and "elf slave, wat do" and all sorts of degenerate heresy.

You use 'heresy' without irony.

I genuinely hope you die terrified and in pain.

See this, people? I always knew it'd be these stupid fucks that take 40k seriously that would fuck things up for everybody eventually. I piss down the throats of you nazis, and I'm too old to care whether Godwin gets you wet or not.

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18609051

>>18608967

Everything's in order in a concentration camp.

>> No.18609054

Hey, all things considered, old and new /tg/ users are both as rage filled. I mean sure, we didn't really recognize it as autism back then, but back before we had captcha, people would wikibomb any thread they didn't like.

>> No.18609069

>>18608968
>The porn was a problem, by itself.
That's stupid.
>To make matters worse, it was getting out of control, because "monstergirl general" would move faster than some slow thread
That's just wrong. Bumps are just as effective on slow threads than on the rest : you had 250 or so chances to put it back at the top of pg1, be it porn (well, except for dumps since image limit is reached sooner) or not.
Old /tg/ was a bit slower on the whole too. The slowest threads took often more than a day to 404, even with 10 pages, and anyone interested had a lot of time to bump.
What pushes threads off the board was new threads. Porn threads, fast or not, were rarely more than a few per day, and thus had a lot less to do with it than 40k spam.

>> No.18609089

Having been since about 2 days since the start of the board (I overslept), I gotta say like current /tg/.

Most of the time anyway, there's a lot of points where it just fills up with drivel, but there's extended periods where things like every miniatures game on the board that is not made by GW get far more attention than they ever used to. Far more variety on the whole of the good kind, far less continual edition wars, wat do, porn and other shite blogging up the board and driving out the good threads.

>> No.18609097

>>18609031
I don't even play 40k, man. I just needed a word to describe it and I had already used up "shit" and "faggotry".

>>18609069
>That's stupid.

You're stupid. This board is for the discussion of traditional games. If you don't want to do that, why the fuck are you even here? I'm sure you can get all the porn you like on /b/.

>> No.18609109

>>18609097
I think he's saying it's stupid because it just being there doesn't especially matter unless some of our users have some sort of OCD issue that makes them angry whenever things are posted in the wrong category.

The argument regarding good threads being pushed back by such is another matter.

>> No.18609111

>>18609097
>I'm sure you can get all the porn you like on /b/.
That's more stupid yet.

>> No.18609115
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18609115

I am cultivating some personal projects which may bring a small spark of old /tg/ back.

No, I am not from those times.

But I have done my research.

No, it will not be an MTG inspired Elesh Norn fapfic.

It will be something new.

Original.

>> No.18609124

>>18609097

Because monstergirls and elfgirls are a part of roleplaying games, stupid.

No offense but are you using your skull to store old rags or what?

>> No.18609133
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18609133

A single thread taking up one slot on the main page is not a problem.
Coming to 4chan during work is a ridiculous idea. NSFW has always been a ridiculous idea for boards.
That being said, some users cannot control themselves and would frequently spam the same old threads that begged for people to cater to their fetish.
Another problem is when "board culture" overrides and drowns out the actual reason the board exists in the first place.

New /tg/ isn't bad. Old /tg/ was fun but, in the end, we deserved what we got. We all play for the same team, whether we like it or not, and some people couldn't control themselves.

>> No.18609142
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>>18608848
God dammit, Ulric... For the last time, I want MY wife back.

>> No.18609152

>>18609133
>Coming to 4chan during work is a ridiculous idea.
No. Complaining about 4chan being nsfw is ridiculous, but honestly - if you don't get caught, using work time for entertainment is okay.

>> No.18609160

>>18609133
I agree with this mostly.

There were times when it was just one thread, and the occassional pic with nudity in whatever other relevant threads.

But we did have times when people were being stupid and we'd have 3 or 4 on the main page.

>> No.18609162

>>18609133

>Old /tg/ was fun but, in the end, we deserved what we got.

Sort of, I guess. In the same sense that technically everyone deserves to die.

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18609169

>>18608809
Dammit, that makes a good reaction image.

>> No.18609173

>>18609115
Well, the intent is commendable, at least.

>> No.18609191

In all fairness, we still have cheescake dumps. It's just that we can't really show any vag.

Mods seem to mostly ignore shirtless daemonettes.

>> No.18609205

>>18609160
I don't agree. I don't actually remember the frequency of porn threads then. I just remember that it didn't bother me.
But It's true that despite the fact that quest threads clogged up the first page recently, I don't think they deserve systematic autosage. Maybe I'm too tolerant. I think I'm just right.

>> No.18609216

ITT: Furries furrying other furries.

>> No.18609217

>>18609191
>In all fairness, we still have cheescake dumps. It's just that we can't really show any vag.

Dicks are okay, though, if OP's pic is any indicator.

>> No.18609219
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18609219

I love this thread guys, it made my morning at least, probably part of my day.

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>>18609216
>Using the word furry
>2012

/b/ etc

>> No.18609230
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>>18609219
Thank you guys, really. But for every newcomer. This is a side of /tg/ that will truly never go away, and once you get into it, you can never leave, if you haven't left this thread by this point, you are already one of us.

Welcome

>> No.18609233

>>18609230
thanks :D

>> No.18609240

>>18608862
>If you want to look at big titted harpies sucking on a dwarfs cock

So uh... someone going to post this picture or what?

>> No.18609251

>>18609240
Seconding this. I haven't seen much Dwarf x Harpy. Most harpy stuff is with humans.

>> No.18609252

>>18609240
You know, it actually pains me that a place like he described doesnt exist, as far as I know.

>> No.18609255
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18609255

Mod on seeing this picture: OMG HOW HORRIBLE MY INTERNET EXPERIENCE IS RUINED!

BAN DELETE BAN DELETE BAN DELETE

>> No.18609262

As an oldfag that was here for the golden age, lived through the dark times, and then still occasionally drift back to see what's going on because I still love the /tg/ I once knew, I can say this.

/tg/ is still a good board, a creative board. It's full off some interesting and fun people.

But the /tg/ of today is nothing like it once was. I don't know how I can put this. /tg/ back in the day felt like a community. Like home. As if we were all part of something special. The anons, the trips, even some of the avatarfagging roleplaying trolls. I'm not even sure what it was that made it good.

I'm tempted to say it was innocence. But old /tg/ was never innocent. I think it was closer to joy.

Whatever it was died a long time ago.

I hope /tg/ stays around for you guys. But my /tg/, my /tg/... I miss it.

>> No.18609263

>>18609255
REPORTED

>> No.18609272

Thread is tl;dr, but...

You do realize squid is a very, very valid fetish for certain people? Grasshoppers are questionable but I've known people with worm fetishes (nasty mess.) so I won't put it beyond people.

Crystalline formations are pretty, they are better for admiration and permanent possession. So if I were alien and humans are like Crystalline formations, I'd trap them on a globe of self-sustaining environment and fap to them when nobody is looking.

>> No.18609273

>>18609255
Me on seeing this picture: Let's see, girl is cute, OH GOD FURRY BULLSH ooh, but the drool is a nice touch, and I guess gnolls are /tg/ related, and it's a fairly tasteful for what it s.

>> No.18609281

>>18609262
>I don't know how I can put this. /tg/ back in the day felt like a community. Like home.

Kill your family, bro. People will understand.

>> No.18609293

>>18609262
I can't help but agree with this entire post.

>>18609281
I did however actually laugh audibly at this.

>> No.18609306

>>18609262
>I'm not even sure what it was that made it good.

As I see it; a much stronger sense of community. Back in the day there was a general spirit of /tg/ not strictly being purely for Traditional Games, but for things of interest to Traditional Gamers. While things like 40k, DnD, MtG and similar still took up the bulk of the board, it felt more like a group of people talking about mutual hobbies - branching out into material which could be covered by /v/, /co/, /tv/, or, yes, sometimes /d/. There was also a bit of a stronger meme culture - /tg/ had a lot of easily identifiable in-jokes and characters who would be frequently drawn by the Drawfags of the day. Of course things eventually got out of control, to the point where the board became dominated by the off-topic material as well as trolls. At that point, the Mods really did have to step in to stop the board degenerating into /v/.

New /tg/ is still, IMO, a great place. It's more orderly and structured, and you can have some really good, interesting discussions without worrying too much about the thread suddenly diverging off on a wild tangent. But it has lost a little of the old anarchic charm.

>> No.18609331
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>>18609273

there's a story behind it

>> No.18609338

>>18609331
>image

I'd rather not know.

>> No.18609354

>>18609306
Still, /tg/ is my most favourite board, by far. The chance of having a reasonable and enjoyable conversation are higher on /tg/ than on any other board (in my limited personal experience).

>> No.18609366

>>18609354
Oh, of course - don't get me wrong. I love this place and the people in it. It probably is one of the most helpful and constructive boards on 4chan. But we did lose a bit of the old community spirit after the big cleanup.

>> No.18609371

Has anyone pointed out that it's *we* who want to shag the aliens? Not the reverse. Well not until we've shown them how good life can be.

>> No.18609372

>>18609306
And we still get a few of the wild tangents, as well. For a laugh, search the fools archive for 'perky teen' and check the thread that comes up from this month.

>> No.18609381

>>18609366
>big cleanup

nice way of saying Great Purge.

>> No.18609390

>>18609381
Quiet child, we're making nice words now.

We can make angry noises later.

>> No.18609415

Holt crap, all the old namefags and tripfags my my lurking days have returned for this thread.

>>18609331

I, for one, am intrigued.

>> No.18609423

Hmm.
When I met Moot in Portland, I asked him about reviewing /tg/s mods.
He looked nonplussed, if my memory serves me well.

As for /tg/ more erratic heyday, it's still doable by cross-posting from the other boards. TBH that's more effort then I'm likely to ever put in, so I can't justly criticize anyone else for wanting to bother either.
It would be fantastic to have more Bride of Slaanesh though. Goddamn there were some good Writefags around, even as there as good ones active these days -Papa-N and SomeoneElse spring to mind right off.

>> No.18609428

>>18609371
Ah, Captain Jack, good to see you again. How's Torchwood?

>> No.18609429

>>18609225
get the fuck out

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>>18609429
>Letting retards form your opinions for you.

>> No.18609449

>>18609262
I know that feel bro. I know it all too well.

>> No.18609454

>>18609436
>homosuck

>> No.18609455

>>18609436
you're posting homestuck shit
i'm getting the vibe that not many people like homestuck on this board, even though one person told you to get out

but now i am too
getout fippe

>> No.18609462

>>18609423
>He looked nonplussed, if my memory serves me well.

I'd imagine so. There are no board specific mods, just janitors.

Not that some mods don't spend more time on certain boards than others out of preference, I suppose.

>> No.18609467

>>18609455
Homestuck is a really shitty comic though. Which is sad because Problem Sleuth (made by same person as homestuck) was actually pretty cool.

And then the Homestuck faggots started acting obnoxious and arrogant as fuck because they have superior hipster tastes or I don't know why.

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>>18609381

Rargh ye beat meh

Seriously though, all those guys saying /tg/ IS STILL GOOD just...They depress me so much, especially if they've been here long enough to remember the real /tg/. It's like a guy who's had a really shitty day and has been looking forward to the cupcake in his lunch all morning, but then he drops it and it falls on the ground and there's this one brief, crystal clear moment of perfect fucking despair where you don't know if he's going to really lose his mind. There's that half-second where time stands still and you can almost FEEL his mind teetering between coping and a berserk homicidal rampage. And then he picks it up real quick and goes 'five second rule!' and you can almost SEE the tears in his eyes and it just breaks your fucking heart.

Goddamn holy shit I just depressed the fuck out of myself but I'm posting this anyway so you can all share in my misery.

>> No.18609486

>>18609462
Of this I was not aware.
I do have this lingering feeling that I could have done more with the moment, but whatever.
Traditional Games soldiers on, for better or worse.

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>>18609486

You should have hit him.

I would have hit him.

>> No.18609519

>>18609485

You don't think you're overreacting just a bit?

>> No.18609521

>>18609510
hit moot? but that's terrible, he could have sued you! for venereal diseases and physical abuse

of course that's what murder is for

>> No.18609523

>>18609510
Actually, I thought about it. I probably could've smashed his nose quite flat.
Might've been kinda funny. Might've gotten me trampled by the enraged mob.
Ultimately I passed. Moot was actually a pretty cool dude, no /b/tard at all, and I respect that.

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>>18609455
>Spoilers
>/tg/

You must be new here.

>>18609467
Homestuck is pretty shit, yeah. It has some good characters and ideas but, the execution is horrible. That being said, Jack Noir is pretty cool.

>> No.18609636
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>2012
>People still think aliens will be humanoid.

>> No.18609645

>>18609636
>not knowing your shit

Humanoid is the only form that makes sense so far, bro.

>> No.18609663

I think this is a good opportunity to say that I miss the FUCK out of awfulgood.

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>>18609645
>Never encountered any alien life form besides fossilized amoebas.

>Presume that our form is the best because fuck you, we're humans.

>> No.18609681

>>18609645
What, so the tetrapod body plan is the only one intelligent and social animals can have, huh?

>> No.18609703

>>18608225

Does that count as HFY?

>> No.18609711

>>18609703
I'm pretty sure it came from a HFY thread, so probably.

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>>18609636

Given certain constants (Gravity, the gravity towards tool making and predators)--it's not far fetched to imagine semi-humanoid forms on other worlds.

That said, Carl Sagan and pic related

>> No.18609716

A single post before bed since I was lurking. What made old /tg/ good? In my opinion.

We weren't afraid to try or talk about anything. Nothing was off limits. And because of that some of the shiniest gems were polished from the roughest turds. But now we live in the shadow of the mod/s. It is always in the back of peoples's minds. Before we answered to each other and the usual 'THATS NOT TG TAKE IT TO V' and what not. But now someone sits with a finger over a button ready to drop the hammer on almost anything. And we aren't entirely sure what they decide isn't /tg/ next. So we hold back. And part of what made /tg/ great dies.

New /tg/ is ok. But it isn't old /tg/. I used to start from page 10 on old /tg/ and work backwards for fear of missing anything. Now I don't bother checking more than the first 2 pages at best. Not even when I am really bored.

It just isn't the same. And that saddens me.

>> No.18609719

>The reality is that they'd be about as attracted to us as we'd be to a squid or grasshopper or crystalline formation.

so yeah, we're getting laid.

>> No.18609726

>>18609719
We're a pretty fucked up race.

>> No.18609747

>>18609331

Are we ever going to get delicious, delicious Sauce on this

>> No.18609750

>>18609726

As compared to what, stupid? Animals? They want to fuck us too.

>you are now aware that your cat has been rubbing herself against you for the last hour

>> No.18609765

>>18609750

>As compared to what, stupid? Animals? They want to fuck us too.

I'd like to see one shred of proof of this, disregarding Dolphins of course.

>> No.18609778

>>18609663

None of the threads with his stuff in them are on suptg, and I can't find a gallery or anything either.

Shit sucks.

>> No.18609780

>>18609765
Dogs, at least if the internet hasn't steered me wrong.

And the internet has never, never steered me wrong.

>> No.18609786

>>18609765

>disregarding dolphins

Except I'm not going to do that, dipshit, since apart from monkeys they're the closest to us in intelligence.

Anyway,

>present to a dog, it will fuck you
>present to a horse, it will fuck you
>cats rubs self all over you
>all over leg
>presents
>dolphin rapists
>monkey rapists
>rapist rapists

You don't have to like it but you better learn to deal with it.

>> No.18609810

>>18609786
>present to a horse, it will fuck you

Oh man, do you remember that thread about the guy who got raped by a horse? Funny stuff.

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>> No.18609834

>>18609485
>those guys saying /tg/ IS STILL GOOD just...

The apologism has long tradition with traditional games.

Think of them as the people who say Cruddace's Sisters of Battle are "still good, just..."

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I've seen things you newfags wouldn't believe. Attack trollplayers on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched masterwork bastard swords glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost, in time. Like, tears in the rain.

>> No.18609849

>>18609834
>Think of them as the people who say Cruddace's Sisters of Battle are "still good, just..."

Nobody says that.

>> No.18609855

>>18609786

That entire post is so fucking retarded I don't know where to begin.

Again, you prove nothing. All I'm seeing is un-backed statements.

Aside from that, dogs humping you isn't a sexual thing. It's a show of dominance. That's why female dogs do it too, the Alpha male and female hump everybody, nobody humps them. It's only actually sexual when mating is occurring.

>> No.18609865

>>18609834
That goes the other way just as well. I've been through sup/tg/ archives of "old /tg/" and been entirely unimpressed. Whereas Viral and a few Anons whipped the Bill and Ted roleplaying game up from scratch in less than a day about a week ago.

>> No.18609870

>>18609855

>unbacked statements

It's fucking common sense you idiot. It's not a big secret. Go. Go present. See what happens.

>> No.18609871

>>18609810
Ah, yes.

Mr. Hands. A tragic story; He approached his horse-mate one night, drunk out of his mind. He didn't take the proper precautions and was ravaged brutally. He bled to death.

>> No.18609885

>>18609786
all mammals though

a crow isn't going to rape you

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>>18609885

That's only because they get so much pussy they have to beat the bitches off with with a stick.

>> No.18609906

>>18609865

>I've been through sup/tg/ archives of "old /tg/" and been entirely unimpressed.

Then there's no helping you. You and that other retard who posted a screencap of someone expressing his opinion for him like the same sort of lukewarm, gelded, non-controversial XD SO WACKY bullshit the whole family can enjoy, and that's great, but most of us don't plan on having kids/aren't fucking stupid enough to browse 4chan at work.

I'll say it again: canv.as is exactly the sort of web 2.0 toothless memegenerator abortion that you idiots would enjoy. And yes, it bugs me that it's the oldfags who get purged instead of people who want "4chan but without the icky parts". There's already plenty of places you can go for that. WE had ONE fucking place. This was it. And you took that away from us by whining the loudest, and now have the fucking AUDACITY to bitch at us for whining right back. Go fuck yourself.

>> No.18609918

>>18609786

Accidentally the other half of my post.

Cats rubbing against you isn't sexual. At all. They're marking you as their territory with scent glands so other cats can know that you are the property of Mr. Jingles.

Dolphins and the Great Apes are so intelligent that other human traits like very, very primitive language-analogies and crude tool using (If thumbs are present) start to show up, along with less desirable traits like sociopathy and murder just for the Hell of it. They are among the 2-3 other categories of animals that do the "Pleasure from sex" thing, and are viewed by many people to be only borderline animals in the first place.

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I know new /tg/ sucks at debunking rumours, doubly true now that we know how the Necrons turned out.

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>>18609906
I said nothing about browsing 4chan at work. Stop projecting.

As for your other point, I was unimpressed because we do things just as good as old /tg/ if not better, even now. Bill and Ted's excellent roleplaying Adventure? Car lesbians? Fifty-odd new Marine chapters? SWQ and the myriad of other awesome quests? Storytiem's threads? All of them created completely without rule-breaking content, just like the angry marines codex and LCB, and Noh and Kromgol, all artifacts of old/tg/.

Lastly, don't say that places like canv.as and memegenerator are all we can enjoy, since you apparently think we can't be creative any more. I've written volumes of material for /tg/ that didn't violate the rules in any way.

You may think that old/tg/ was more creative, but you are demonstrably wrong. There's really nothing else for you to say.

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Old /tg/ was more fun.

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>>18610017

*EXPLODES OUT OF A PORTAL*
HELL YEH SUP DOODZ!!!
OLD /TG/ WAS BEST /TG/ I MISS THOSE OLD DAYS
LIKE
LIKE
REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME I SAID THAT I DO COCAINE?!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HEY!!!
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA
OLD /TG/!
NANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANANA

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>>18609965
None of those things hold a candle to what old /tg/ used to make. But that's just my opinion, and you obviously have yours - and just because we don't agree doesn't make either of us 'demonstrably wrong'

>> No.18610044

>>18609965

>Lastly, don't say that places like canv.as and memegenerator are all we can enjoy, since you apparently think we can't be creative any more. I've written volumes of material for /tg/ that didn't violate the rules in any way.

Hey, that's great. Maybe you can work for fucking Jim Davies since you're so good at writing mindnumbing tripe that even perpetually sore-cunted far right soccer moms won't find offensive.

What I'm saying is that /tg/ used to have a fucking pair of testicles. If Noh were posted today it'd be sagebombed and tempbanned because HURR NICE TRY DISGUISING AN ELF GIRL WAT DO THREAD NECKBEARD. You are a pack of dickless pricks and the whisper of a shadow of sex triggers you into goosestepping like the retards you are, beats me why the fuck you do, if I had to guess I'd say it's because you DESPERATELY want tabletop gaming to be cool and socially accepted because your self-esteem is that fucking fragile that your feelings are hurt when someone says DnD is for nerds.

Guess what: their fratbro, 0-to-drunk-in-six-beers-LOL-AMIRITEBRO date-rapist asses are RIGHT, and it's ridiculous that you think you're gonna change that by going LOOK BILL AND TED BILL AND TED WE'RE TOTALLY COOL GUYS SERIOUSLY.

You can misuse the word 'demonstrably' all you like, but the fact remains that quest threads four years ago kicked ass, while quest threads today suck it. There's your fucking 'demonstrable' plunge in quality, retard.

>> No.18610058

>>18610040
If your pic is supposed to be an example of something that's actually good to read...

...holy shit I don't miss old /tg/ at all.

>> No.18610070

>>18610058

>old /tg/
>05/05/10

Herpa derpa doo, my boy! Herpa derpa doo!

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Look at that fivehead

>> No.18610080

>>18609965
>new Marine chapters
>quest threads
>good
How about you go fuck yourself.

>> No.18610099

OP_Is_Underage.jpg

>> No.18610135

>>18610037
God, I have always hated Doomrider and never found him funny.


Honestly, the only difference between "old /tg/" and "new /tg/" was that there was a small period between them where drawfags were banned and trolling run amok. Thats it. There was little difference.

If anything we should be ASHAMED of Doomrider. He's a shitty, LOLRANDUMxD joke.

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Oh god this is still going?

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