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My GF asked me a funny question about WH:F. Which race is best in bed and what race makes the best beds?

>> No.18469239

Orcs are the best in bed, elves are the best at making beds.

>> No.18469256

Elves for both. They're too weak to fight back, and they're a bunch of namblies anyways.

>> No.18469284

For men? Probably elves.

For the ladies? Lizardmen. Dem two-feet-long prehensile tongues, mang.

>> No.18469285

Norscans and Elves respectively.

>> No.18469322

A member of any race who worships Slaanesh to achieve perfection in lovemaking/bedmaking/bedbeing

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>>18469322
>perfection in bedbeing
I'M TOOO COMFORTABLE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.18469442

kinda have to go for the lizardman, that tongue thing is curious.

I would say that a elves make the best bed. Easy to knock out, soft enough without being too bumpy...

>> No.18469469

You'd be lucky to sleep in a dwarven bed.

On both accounts.

>> No.18469977

>>18469469
Menaces with spikes of elf leather!

>> No.18470160

>>18469284
The Slann are better. Telepahtic sex>Physical sex

>> No.18470643

Dwarfs.
To be deemed a poor lover is a matter of great dishonor for dwarfs. Many have taken the Slayer oath after receiving a poor review.

Consequently, they also make the best beds. Only dwarf made beds can withstand the full performance of dwarf love-making.

>> No.18470660

>>18470643
Dwarven beds are made of BEDROCK.

>> No.18470702

>>18470660
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcYppAs6ZdI

Look at the Subject

>> No.18470720

>>18470160
mind-bed > physical bed

warm bloods are you even trying?

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rolled 2, 6 = 8

A finely made bed? Dwarven work.

yes i know it's from the DnD comic and not WHF

>> No.18470935

>>18470781
Dwarves are uselss, they take big game but get their arse handed in their little dug outs in the mountains when the orcs and goblins comea knockin.

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