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[ERROR] No.18455734 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

So why is it that while blackguards usually have demihuman waifus while paladins often seem to either pick humans or even more likely, monstergirls? Is it something with the horrible forced indoctrination that some paladins decide to put on intelligent monsters in "benevolent" attempts at turning them over to the side of "good"?

Pic related. Story on /tg/ about a male Paladin turned into succubus and then the party returned his/her mind to a normal state, turning her back into a PC.

>> No.18455765

There is one more picture.

My files tell me its from 2008 so obviously this phenomenon has been going on for quite some time.

>> No.18455767

>>18455734
no, just love.

>> No.18455768

>>18455734

Um, where the hell are you getting this from? Personal experience? Survey? Lurking on /tg/?

>> No.18455788

>> No.18455793

>>18455768
[X] All of the above

>> No.18455799

>>18455768
Looks like he took an idea I posited in another thread and ran with it

But I'm not a factual source of information OP, that was just my opinion

>> No.18455808

>>18455734

>male paladin

No, that's Elucidea, the redeemed succubus paladin from WoTC's old NPC contest thing

>> No.18455825

>>18455768
i am not him, but there are quite a few "paladin/knight + monstergirl waifu" stories.

>> No.18455836

>>18455808
Care to provide a source on that? Because that story was posted in /tg/ as a part of a storytime thread in what appears to be 2008 according to my files.

>> No.18455847

But what if paladin...
...is a monstergirl?

>> No.18455887

>>18455847

>> No.18455891

>>18455799
Oh yes this is meant to be a continuation of that one other thread.

>>18455847
Obviously the image I posted in OP happens. Can you think of a better solution?

>> No.18455916

I must add, this is in no way restricted to male human/female monster.

>> No.18455930

>>18455847
>>18455916
orz

>> No.18455932

Because that demi human is often behind the paladin's fall.

>> No.18455940

>>18455847
>But what if paladin is a monstergirl?
<--
she's more of a fighter, though.

>> No.18455944

As a paladin, I have 18 charisma. Why NOT use it on sleeping with monstergirls?

>> No.18455950

>>18455940
please dont shit up the thread with that

>> No.18455964

Because Blackguards typically get a lot of shit, and demihumans typically get a lot of shit, so they bond from all the shit they get cumulatively.

Monstergirls on the other hand are usually just attacked outright and considered evil by default, so when this knight in shining armor starts showing them kindness when no one else would they get all upons.

>> No.18455966

So is anyone going to storytime the succubus paladin story?

>> No.18455976

>2008
>quite some time

Uh.

Easy explanation, OP. It's psychosexual. Converting someone to your way of thinking through sexual prowess - it's basically the breaking kink.

>> No.18455981

>>18455966
OP here.

Sorry, lost to time from what I know and if its been sent in to this >>18455808 then I don't know where that is or if it ever existed.

I have never kept a list of stories. Only pictures like Minsc here.

>> No.18456003

>>18455976
In my book, 4 years on an imageboard that has lived for 8 years is actually "quite some time".

Actually I find that 4 years generally is "quite some time".

25th of May 2007. Before porn flooding ruined the boar ever after.

>> No.18456007

>>18455981
Rule 63! My one weakness!

>> No.18456020

>>18456007
Guess this one.

>> No.18456022

>>18455950
just an example, nothing to worry about.

So, Blackguards. Is "elf bitches" prevalence because they like'em properly corrupted? Or because of writers?
Blackguard and his EEEVIL succubus sidekick does sound kind of boring.

>> No.18456031

>>18456020
If that's more Baldur's Gate I got nothing

I only know of Minsc because, well, Minsc

>> No.18456066

>>18456022
Succubi are boring anyway. I mean real monstergirls like Anubis and shit. Also demons beside succubi are totally cool.

>>18456031
She wears red.

>> No.18456096

>still no waifu for undead paladins

;_;

>> No.18456102

>> No.18456207

>>18456096

Why would a skeleton need a waifu anyway ?

>> No.18456232

>>18456207
To take care of his BONER

>> No.18456241

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=dnd/fc/20050824a

succudin for those that want it

>> No.18456242

>>18456207
Everyone deserves a little love.

>> No.18456246

>>18456207

Skeletons need some love too, anon

>> No.18456252

>>18456207
Because they are kawaii.

>> No.18456254

>>18456207
A large woman with plenty of vaginal space could smuggle him into countries where he would be stopped by guards before entering the kingdom. He'd have to be broken down and properly inserted of course.

>> No.18456260

>>18456242
>>18456246

LOVEFIGHTERS MIND

>> No.18456281

>>18456232

Without care, it would DROP DEAD.

>> No.18456301

>>18456020
Hey there Mephistopheles, how's that new job treating you?

>> No.18456315

>>18456301
Guess again

>> No.18456362

>>18456207
>>18456232
>>18456096
>>18456242
>>18456246
>>18456252
>>18456281

>> No.18456400

>>18456246
...the fuck is that.

>> No.18456414

>>18456315
Oh right, Mephistopheles got stuck as a CHAMBERmaid.

Does that make this Edwin after getting in a cockfight with the DMPC?

>> No.18456429

>>18456414
You never really read his ending did you?

>> No.18456446

>>18456414
Oh wait Elminster = DMPC

Disregard me, I suck cocks. Also tired. Yes that is an image of Edwina.

>> No.18456459

>>18456400

Well, skeletons kissing

What's wrong with that ?

>> No.18456539

>>18456446
>Elminster
>strongest wizard IN ALL THE LANDS
>"natural shapeshifter", can take any appearance or persona he wishes
>has a massive harem, including the Goddess of Magic and the Witch-Queen of Crazy- who he keeps sane with his dick
Glad you could spot the textbook DMPC too.
But at least he seems to think like a fa/tg/uy.
>Evil mage challenging me? Better turn him into a pretty girl, that'll solve everything!

>> No.18456541

>>18456207
They need someone to [spoilers]bone[/spoilers].

>> No.18456552

Where's the Mephistopheles = chambermaid thing from?

>> No.18456617

>>18456539

I think it was mostly 'Hmm...what's the most embarrassing thing he's gone through? Gender change curse...yeah, that sounds trolly enough'

>> No.18456628

>>18456552
A tragically deleted ending from NWN: Hordes of the Underdark. Still has some remnants of dialogue in the game files, apparently.

>> No.18456642

>>18456628

Do you have any details?

>> No.18456656

>>18456642

Basically, if you knew his true name, you could avoid fighting him. In the release ending, you can banish him to hell or tell him to kill himself (or tell him to fight you anyway). In the original planned ending, you could also force him to be a chambermaid at an inn you run for your own amusement.

>> No.18456660

>>18456642
I only know of it's existence from TvTropes, they didn't elaborate on any details.

>> No.18456687

>>18456642
>>18456656
Apparently WotC didn't like that and wanted it cut.

>> No.18456718

>>18456656

Hot Mephistopheles maid dickings?

>> No.18457061

>succubus player character
>not going barefoot

ISHYGDDT

>> No.18457074

>>18457061
>Missing an opportunity to get bonuses from footwear

I shiggity diggity

>> No.18457102

>>18457074

>not getting those bonuses from ankle rings

>> No.18457123

>>18457061
>not going for infinitely hotter tiefling tail
I diggy diggy hole

>> No.18457148

>>18457102
>Not wearing anklets, boots, and ten toe rings

I do bop a be bop a diggy biddy boom

>> No.18457181

>>18457148

>not going totally nude apart from strategic piercings and jewelry
>not charging into battle protected by your Clit Ring of Protection +10

>> No.18457233

>>18457181
>not shni shni f'taghning
I whoop de walla-walla bing bong

>> No.18457243

>>18456096
Undead paladins... are the justice and law husbando.

>> No.18457269

>>18457233
>walla-walla bing bong
AAAAAAAGGHGGGGHGHGH

I CAN HEAR IT EVEN NOW

THE CHANT OF THE 'WITCH DOCTOR'

>> No.18457284

>>18457269
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>> No.18457343

>>18457284
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>> No.18457378

>>18457343
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>> No.18457437

>>18457378
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>> No.18457446

>>18457181
Pff, nothing compared to my Jacob's Ladder of Chain Lightning

>> No.18457455

>>18457437
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>> No.18457491

>>18457455
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>> No.18457499

>>18457491
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>> No.18457634

>> No.18457641

>any magic items
>not buying a use activated/continuous barrel of Mad Monkeys spell.

Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang...
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tang
Walla walla, bing bang

>> No.18457726

>>18457641
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>> No.18458379

Oh /tg/
Total derail.

>> No.18461811

>>18458379
It's how we make sure to be the best board, no matter what OP says.

>> No.18462394

>>18457123
>tiefling tail
Litteral tail.

>> No.18465626

>>18457061
Barefoot or in bedroom slippers.

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