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[ERROR] No.18369527 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

Stat the Fucktopus.

>> No.18369543

I like Oglaf.

>> No.18369557

Bonuses to grapple checks are a must have.

>> No.18369562

what facinating sound effects.

>> No.18369565

Racial subtype: aquatic

>> No.18369576

Gender: all of them.

>> No.18369578

In M&M, you get that for free with the Additional Limbs power.

>> No.18369586

Fucktopus (3)
Tentacles vs Titties (2)
Cock vs Slap (2)

>> No.18369591

oh god

.... she does have a fun problem.

>> No.18369598

rule breaking content

>> No.18369612

You do not do fun. Get out, the bounty hunter needs fun.

>> No.18369632

>politely remind people they are posting rule breaking content so they can delete it, censor it and repost it without fear of getting banned
>receive autistic ragefits

>> No.18369636


>> No.18369652

You're just mad because Oglaf features a comic based on your hatred of fun.

>> No.18369668


>> No.18369733

But his hat is totally silly because it is out of place in modern society.

>> No.18369759

Personally, I think the last page of today's comic is the funniest.

>> No.18369799

am I the only one who smiled at the "fuctopus" and thought, wow that DOES look like fun

why does she hate fun so much

>> No.18369823


>> No.18369828

Why can't brothels like this really exist?

I would totally go to a prostitute who genuinely enjoys her work, doesn't do any actual non-toy penetration so there's no risk of STD transmission, and likes to mess with you and have fun with it.

>> No.18369856

Move to Nevada.

>> No.18369863


It's called a BDSM dungeon.

>> No.18369866

I've seen some reports on the legal brothels there. They look pretty fucking grim.

>> No.18369885

Clearly this is the best Halloween costume

>> No.18369897

Hey tards, by moots decree, replying to a thread with only safe in your post is now rule breaking content

So report and move on, and don't attention whore by declaring what you did.
Freakin asswipes

>> No.18369905

Only, I don't want BDSM. I don't want whips and chains and abusive language. I just want playful non-penetrative sex with no commitments or complications, and with someone who doesn't hate what they're doing.

>> No.18369908

>mfw the fucktopus will never fuck me because I don't have tits

Fuck everything

>> No.18369942

There are hormones for that.

>> No.18369946


I'm pretty sure a mistress will be willing to not whip you for the same money that it costs to whip you.

>> No.18369971


I don't want to be a tranny, ladyboy shit

>> No.18369975

ok, plan B:

eat a lot and don't exercise

>> No.18370061

>I don't want whips and chains and abusive language
Good thing you can discuss with the top what you want.

>> No.18370070

>Good thing you can discuss with the top what you want.

I'm pretty sure you can discuss the terms of service if you're the one paying.

>> No.18370082

>> No.18370104

get a friend with benefits?

>> No.18370112

Guys, will she ever know what it's like to have fun?

I mean, I don't even think she gets a rush out of combat or killing people, like most sensible fighters/barbarians would, so I'm at a bit of a loss as to what she could POSSIBLY find entertaining.

>> No.18370134


.... I'm sure the Fucktopus also loves peni and other body parts male-sexed humans can take.


>> No.18370182


The fine arts of music or maybe theater?

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