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[ERROR] No.18316947 [Reply] [Original] [4plebs] [archived.moe]

I'm board /tg/.

Make me a mary/gary sue, no restrictions!

>> No.18316965

>>18316947
Hmm..."board" my typing failed......

>> No.18316974

You're a uh half dragon, half demon, half angel, half god, half hero

>> No.18316975

The character is named Dirk "Killer" McExcellent.
He's 6'8" and lives in a house staffed by tiger butlers.

>> No.18317023

>>18316947
Scythe Nevermore, Paladin to the god of death

Resurected after the death of his wife and child by his own berserk hand, he must use his new life to end all undeath...also sometimes when hes mad he can transform into a 15 foot tall monster that's unbeatable. Also when he kills an enemy he grows stronger and can take their powers.

>> No.18317079

>>18316947
Insert random anime/JRPG character.

BAM, instant mary/gary sue.

>> No.18317141

You are so perfect that you are constantly depressed because there are people who aren't as be-a-utiful as you. It's so sad ;_;


I'm using the text smily as a joke by the way.

>> No.18317171

you are the half abyssal half celestial child of prophecy. You have two feathered wings that come out your back(the feathers are black). You have the unique ability to consume souls of opponents you defeat and the BBEG is an immortal who can only be killed by your power, so you embark with 2 magic katanas to either save or destroy the land.

>> No.18317180

>>18316975
Sorry, but that is way too awesome a character concept to be a gary stue.

>> No.18317198

You're a Grey Knight.

>> No.18317215

You're a Space Marine. Any Space Marine.

>> No.18317216

you are the son od the dragon gods, makin you the most powerfull being in the entire world, you go in adventures with a loli dragon that is your teacher, many misuntherstandings ensued.

>> No.18317235

>>18316975
Dirk is 1/2 human 1/8 earth elemental, 1/8 air elemental, 1/8 fire elemental, and 1/8 water elemental. The opposing elements do absolutely nothing negative to him. He's a sorcerer, but also an accomplished swordsman and dancer. He's also telekinetic and telepathic, so he doesn't bother to actually hold his swords when fighting.

Better now? >>18317180

>> No.18317247

You are a prince only your parents were murdered by killers after being killed by murderers. You are also a samurai who wields 30 swords folded up to a hundred times. To fight you juggle swords and things fall over and die. Any time you enter combat lens flares surround everything and the entire battlefield becomes a blur to save on animation costs. Also everyone ever wants to be with you because even though you do nothing at all but kill things and spit out ham-fisted child dialogue you are apparently very charismatic.

>> No.18317261

>>18317235

Is he so beautiful it rends the very soul?

>> No.18317268

>>18316975
but that sounds fucking awesome

>> No.18317269

>>18317235
He also is capable of having an erection as tall as the Eiffel Tower.

>> No.18317279

>>18317261
He's so hot that he makes all the girls wet and takes their breath away. He also has a gravelly voice.

>> No.18317286

>>18317235
No, not yet. Still way too awesome. He's like a fantasy metal Captain Planet.

>> No.18317299

>>18317269

He once fucked space.

>> No.18317310

you have a dick maded of chocolate that eyaculates golden pieces, you kill your enemies with this.

>> No.18317313

>>18317286
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT YES
MY CHILDHOOD FANTASIES COME TRUE

>> No.18317330

And today was the day I learned that I'm terrible at making a Mary Sue... is this a bad thing or a good one?

>> No.18317338

>>18317279

Not sexy enough to make Captain Heterosexual the Straightest Man Alive wet?

>> No.18317342

>>18317247
>To fight you juggle swords
this is his only redeeming characteristic

>captcha atwithe 46,556,400 well then

>> No.18317410

>>18317338
He could, but he decides not to. He can force people to not be attracted to him if he finds them repulsive.

>> No.18317450

Brother-Captain Matthias IronSoul Ward the All-Magnificent of the Ultramarines.

Captain Ward was born on Macragge. Upon turning five, he asked to enlist in the Ultramarines (best chapter of them all) like his father to help Daddy kill the aliens. He was taken in as the youngest ever initiate due to his superior marks in schools, blinding speed, and deadly strength.

He passed all the training with ease. At the age of 13, fully augmented, he joined the Tenth Company. He was given a special sniper rifle that shot plasma and was also a melta, and on his first mission killed five Carnifexes and a Chaos Baneblade with it. Sgt. Telion was amazed at young Matthias's magnificence. Telion asked Ward how he had done it, and the young scout gave him instruction in how to kill aliens better. Telion made Matthias Ward his second-in-command after this. Ward was given the special rank of "Plasma Sergeant Infinity Class."

It was at this time that Marneus Calgar himself learned of young Matthias's heroic deeds. Calgar wondered at the extent of the youth's skill. On a grey and bright morning, one day, Calgar and Matthias had a duel to see which of them was the best. Calgar used his power fists, and Matthias used his bare hands. Matthias Ward wrenched off Calgar's power fists and did a dance with them for five minutes to taunt Calgar. Calgar's fury was great, but Ward's was greater. Ward punched Calgar in the face with both of his own power fists, but in a way that wouldn't kill him. Calgar was so impressed he made Ward a Company Captain right there and then.

>> No.18317546

>>18317450
>this whole post
I wish this was WH40k canon.

>> No.18317602

Her true name is Princess Krystell Lockhart of the Lunar Kingdom, but she goes by the alias of Mydknite. This is because she is the soul survivor of the royalty of her kingdom, and she is fleeing from assassins from the evil empire that destroyed her kingdom who wish to kidnap her and force her to marry the evil emperor (who is extremely attractive in a bad boy way, but not her true love.) that her evil, abusive, and now very deceased father forced her into being engaged to.

She is a half elf with celestial bloodline, to which she is persecuted for being a half blood by evil people. She also has levels in Healer (so gets a unicorn), and Favored Soul (So gets white, angelic wings-because she's good aligned, of course.)

Her strengths is her incredible singing voice and talent with instruments, her empathy with animals, her magical powers, her strong will, and her nurturing nature.

Her weakness is her beauty, which she was cursed with at birth. She is so fair that she is constantly haunted by people who intend to court her, when she only has eyes for an elven prince in a far off country she met as a young girl. This prince occasionally appears-under the secret guise of shining knight-to protect her when she's in dire danger.

She has cascading, blonde locks that shimmer like liquid gold that are pulled up into two pigtails held in place with little heart clips. Her eyes change colors when she's angry, but defaults to a topaz blue when she's happy. Her skin is pale and rosy. She wears a pink cocktail dress with white lace and ribbons, and matching high heels with ribbon that laces up to just below her knees.

>> No.18317653

>>18317450

(continuing, with trip)

Now a Captain of the Second Company (the best company), Matthias Ward was given a special assignment. He would have to kill Abaddon the Despoiler, alone (a special exception in the Codex Astartes let him do this). Ward flew a special ship solo to Cadia (extra fast so he did it in a couple days) (he's also part of the Navis Nobile, but looks like a regular human). There he broke into Abaddon's bunker where Abaddon, Creed and Kaldor Draigo were fighting. Abaddon used his powers of chaos to corrupt Kaldor Draigo's soul, and Draigo turned on Creed and badly wounded him. Ward knew what to do.

Captain Ward whipped out his Lightning Claws, which were actually Blood Angels Dreadnought Talons, and beat Abaddon into a pulp in a single second. Abaddon escaped into the warp, but not before trying to corrupt Ward. Ward then revealed to Abaddon that he was also a Psyker almost on the same level as the Emperor. Abaddon was so sad that he cried for a full day while Ward drank his tiers. Ward made two final slashes, removing both Abaddon's arms, and banished him back into the warp.

Draigo (who Ward had been fighting for a day) thanked Ward for saving him from Chaos, and made him the new leader of the Grey Knights. Ward decided to keep his Ultramarines armor, Ultramarines being the greatest chapter ever. He prided himself, though, that he was now an officer in the two best Space Marine Chapters.
Creed praised Ward's tactical genius for arriving just in time to save the day. Ward sped off back to Macragge covered in medals.

>> No.18317705

>>18317546
It's certainly stupid enough.

>> No.18317789

>>18317653

Captain Ward returned to Macragge to find it under siege. The Tau and Tyranids had allied and were invading! They couldn't stop Matthias Ward, though. Using his Blood Claws as Force Weapons, he single-handedly wiped out an entire Tau strike team. But it was too late. Tyranids were overrunning the palace. They had reached Roboute Guilliman's shrine.

Captain Matthias Ward saw his spiritual liege's poisoned body in danger, and ran to his aid. He killed Tyranids left and right. He unhooked Guilliman, and used his psychic powers to heal him of his poison. Guilliman and Ward dispatched the rest of the Hive Fleet with ease, and then partied with hot women afterwards.

Guilliman made Ward Honorary Primarch, and gave him his Primarch powers. He put Ward through a fast, three-week long genetic engineering program to make him a Primarch just like him. Matthias Ward became a second Spiritual Liege to the Ultramarines.

At this point, the Inquisition were wondering why the Ultramarines had two of their own as Spiritual Lieges, and not the Emperor. A bunch of Inquisitors approached Matthias and screened him for heresy. Ward was found guilty. However, his likeable personality charmed the Inquisitors, and the pardoned him.

>> No.18317952

Matthias Ward was bored. He decided to go on a galactic Crusade.

Ward joined the Black Templars (they let him join because he is so awesome) and he flew around the galaxy killing the bad guys. He used his scientific genius to invent a special kind of plasma nuke that he could aim so well he could exterminatus a planet while keeping innocent humans alive. He flew the plasma nuke ship to Armageddon, and killed all the Orks. He then went into the Eye of Terror and killed Lucius the Eternal. Lucius didn't possess him because of his godlike psychic potential.

Then he flew out, seeing the Astronomican well enough to escape. Realizing his warp-sight was so superior to a normal Navigator's, he became Navigator for the Black Templar's ship. He led the entire Black Templar's legion outside of the empire's bounds on a magnificent crusade. He named this the Wardian Crusade. He flew to a Halo star and grabbed a halo device and wore it.

This let him gain insane regenerative capabilities. Ward used his psychic powers to stop the normal side effect of him into a vampire insect. He returned to Macragge, and Roboute Guilliman was sad. There was no position for him in the Codex plan for the chapter. The Chapter Master slot was already held. Matthias Ward used his charm to persuade Calgar to make an exception to the Codex Astartes. Ward, Calgar, and Roboute Guilliman became three co-Chapter masters. Calgar was the regular chapter master, Guilliman the Spiritual Liege, and Ward the Twenty-First Primarch.

As Twenty-First Primarch, the Grey Knights made him their Primarch too, since they didn't have one yet.

>> No.18317980

Dirk McExcellent was born has a half elemental due to his parent's arcane experiments. His birth was violent, nearly destroying the building due to his sheer arcane power. By the time he was 2 weeks old he hovered effortlessly off the ground, but due to his elemental nature, the lack of walking had no negative effect on his musculature. By the time he was 5, small animals would do as he pleased, as he reached out and commanded their minds. He traveled around the various elemental planes when he reached adulthood, shifting between them with force of will alone. He had many lovers and trained with the best spellcasters and swordsmen, only to surpass all of them. Eventually he settled down and willed a castle to come into existence, existing in every plane at once. He brought the tigers to his mansion and awakened them to sentience in return for them serving as his butlers and staff. He also has an elephant and a monkey gardener who work together to keep his grounds perfectly kept. His only goal in life now is to master immortality, because though he doesn't physically age, he believes he may someday die. He's also best buds with Jesus and Optimus Prime.

>> No.18318143

Primarch Matthias Ward was mad about having to share his power. He used his sheer sexiness to persuade Guilliman to make him full primarch of the Ultramarines. Now that we was primarch of two legions, he decided to go on a new quest. He went to an Eldar Craftworld, and shot up the entire thing. He killed twelve Avatars in close combat with his Blood Talons. Twelve more Avatars came at him, and he fired his melta at them. His melta was a special kind of melta that could harm Avatars. He killed all of them. The Eldar were sad and gave him all their Xenos tech.

Ward used the fact that he was also a Magos of the Adeptus Mechanicus to analyze the tech and make a new spaceship with it. He then went back to Armageddon to talk to the Ork survivors. He bargained with them, giving them all his teeth (which then regrew because of the Halo Device) to have the paint his new ship red to make it go faster. He used a special psychic power that he had to bond with the Ork's psychic field to make sure it would go faster. He then flew it back to Macragge.

In Macragge, he used a trillion of his family's galactic credits to buy incredible bling for his spaceship. He plated it in solid gold (it still counted as being red because of Ward's special power). The gold was a special kind of gold which would protect it from everything that was shot at it, even Eldar Lance weapons.

>> No.18318175

Don't suppose that someone has a pic of that 6 named Mary Sue of Slaanesh that got posted like a week ago? The one that duel wielded scythes, and whose player got into an argument with the group about how Mary Sue was the only way to properly play a successful Slaaneshi cultist?

She would fit well here.

>> No.18318189

>>18318143
>>18317952
>>18317789
>>18317653
>>18317450
My god!

>> No.18318240

>>18317980
Everything but that last sentence is still well written and thought out gold

>> No.18318286

Primarch Matthias Ward decided to get back to his roots one day. He asked his dad about who is mom was.

It turned out his mom was a blindingly, incredibly, droolingly sexy Daemonette, although not quite as sexy as Ward. Ward was half-demon. He now took control of his new demon powers. He entered the warp and made a pact with the Ruinous powers (He talked to the Inquisition beforehand about this and they said it was OK)

He was given the marks of all the Chaos gods. He would get to use them, even against Chaos, because of his deal with Tzeentch. His pact with Slaanesh increased his sex appeal tenfold, so that all women on the same planet as him would go mad with lust for him wherever he went. His pact with Khorne made him even more awesome in battle. His pact with Nurgle made him immortal and unable to feel pain. He left the Eye of Terror again, after giving Abaddon a get well soon card.

He had cheated all the gods of Chaos, even Tzeentch. The souls he had sacrificed to them were fake illusions generated by his psychic powers. He had stolen all the powers of Chaos, and now he was so strong Chaos couldn't take them back. He put the powers of Chaos to good use for the Imperium. He especially enjoyed using Slaanesh's power to plant the Emperor's geneseed in some hot Sororitas babes.

>> No.18318547

When he got home, Ward's dad told him "your mom was also a quarter Tau." Primarch Matthias Ward, Champion of both the Emperor and Chaos, decided to see what Tau were like.

He wasn't impressed. His Tau relatives were all obsessed with the greater good. He talked to them, and persuaded them to join the Imperium. He did this in a manner overriding the ethereal's pheromones, due to a special implant he had been given during his training as a Space Marine. He then went to Holy Terra and persuaded the Imperium to join with the Tau. Tau and Imperium became best friends forever. The Tau gave Primarch Ward a special add-on to his Blood Claws that would also let them fire railguns. They had a scope so big he could spy across the galaxy.

He used the scope to spy an entirely new hive fleet coming, 1,000 times the size of the previous hive fleets. He fired his dual railguns at it from across the galaxy (they had special add-ons that he personally designed that would let them shoot through the Warp) and killed all the Tyranid ships. The Tyranids were destroyed.

Matthias Ward was made the thirteenth High Lord of Terra for his bravery. He replaced Ciaphas Cain as Hero of the Imperium. He was second to the God Emperor himself, at age 17.

>> No.18318554

>>18317450
>>18317653
>>18317789
>>18317952
>>18318143
>>18318286

Somebody better put this on 1d4chan

>> No.18318564

His first act as a High Lord was to disband the Space Wolves. The Space Wolves were heretics for disobeying the Codex Astartes. As a double Primarch, Champion of Chaos, galactic hero, Space Marine Captain, Halo Star Mutant, Techpriest, Navigator, and High Lord, he said he was an expert on following the codex. Everyone agreed.

He spent the next few years running around and pwning everything in his path. He was granted a special alien aura of awesomeness that fed off how awesome he was. Everyone ran from him on sight.

He then went to Comorragh and had a massive orgy with the Dark Eldar. He dyed his hair in bright colors like a Dark Eldar, and went around for the next few days back at Terra without his helmet. Everyone thought his hair was cool. The Adeptus Mechanicus were so wowed by his pink-haired sexiness that they stopped adding cybernetics to themselves and started dyeing their hair instead.

>> No.18318591

>>18316974
Not OP, but that's basically what the vampire god in my setting is, minus the hero part.

>> No.18318601

>mary/gary sue, no restrictions!

So my character's a 9 year old girl who's smarter than Einstein, stronger than Atlas, a better swimmer than Poseidon, prettier than Aphrodite, quicker than Hermes, has a pet Cerberus, and can eat all the chocolate covered bacon in the world without gaining a single pound

>> No.18318718

The morale boost from dyed hair (Ward's idea) gave the Mechanicus superpowers. They found a cool STC. Ward took a look at it. It was a toaster. He took it and turned it into time machine using his superior intellect. He used it to go back in time and become his own father, and to sleep with more Sororitas.

He was bored though. Bored of everything. His boredom was so strong manifested itself into the Chaos God of Boredom. He became best friends with the Chaos God of Boredom, and it made him a Daemon Prince. He gathered himself a harem of lusty daemonettes (the God of Boredom has daemonettes too) and had some fun. He then showed all this off in front of the other High Lords. They approved.

The Necrons were invading though. He knew he had to stop them. They had finally all awoken, and had destroyed half the world in Segmentum Solar while Lord Matthias was off getting laid. He flew his gold red ork ship to the destroyed Hive Fleet and became one with the Hive Mind. He coordinated the Tyranids to fight the Necrons. He developed special biomorphs for his Tyranids that would be extra good vs Necrons. He killed all the necrons.

Then the uber-necrons awoke. They were the best buds ever of the Blood Angels. They and the misguided Blood Angels killed the Tyranids. These necrons were that powerful.

Lord Daemon Prince Matthias Ward knew it was too late. He would have to stop the necrons BEFORE THEY AWOKE.

>> No.18318799

>>18318601
Shoulda said Prometheus rather than Einstein if you wanted to go with ancient Greek themes.

>> No.18318852

Matthias Ward went to Mars and grabbed the Time Machine. He made it big enough to fit a Titan through that day, and took an Emperor Titan back in time. This was a unique Emperor Titan he had designed for use while he was still a marine. It had blood talons and could fly through space. It had a smart AI using looted Tau technology, which he had special permission from the Mechanicus to use. He made extra-special sure it wouldn't rebel, so it was ok.

He went back to the year -11th milennium. He went to every planet where the uber necrons were sleeping and killed them with the Titan. But there were too many. The Pharoah of the uber necrons used the Pyramids on holy Terra to fire a Galactic Gauss Beam, destroying the titan. Matthias Ward plummeted to earth. Humanity was doomed.

He plummeted to ancient Anatolia. There, a band of stone age tribesmen had mastered the warp. They saw the horrors which were flowing forth from Egypt. The psykers gave Matthias Ward all their powers. He killed all the uber necrons in a blink of an eye his powers were so powerful. He had changed the future. He had saved mankind.

The uber necrons had awakened the C'tan void dragon, however. Ward battled the Void Dragon for ten thousand years before imprisoning it beneath Mars. Matthias Ward then waited thirty thousand years for a cooler future to return. He was disappointed. Mankind had entered an age of barbarism. Ultramarines Captain Matthias Ward made twenty clones of himself and saved mankind. And the rest is history.

>> No.18319474

>>18318852

ALL HAIL MAT WARD, GOD EMPRAH OF GAMES WORKSHOP

SUFFER NOT THE GAME BALANCE TO LIVE

>> No.18319490

>>18319474

(it labels his holy name as spam)

>> No.18319502

>>18318852
I think I just peed a little.

>> No.18319517

>>18316947
my so we have to make you a gary/mary sue when you can make a list of 40k characters and pick one at random.

>> No.18319519

Some star trek bitch who's a terrible human being, a terrible officer, terrible soldier, terrible scientist, terrible leader, yet never ends up losing, no matter how fucked up her decisions and commands are.

>> No.18319527

>>18318852
>Ultramarines Captain Matthias Ward made twenty clones of himself and saved mankind. And the rest is history.

Went from hilarious mary sue parody into something I actually wouldn't mind being part of 40k.

>> No.18319547

MINDCRUSH!

>> No.18319595

>>18319527

You wouldn't mind if they made the Emprah a hilarious Mary Sue Parody?

>> No.18319604

>>18319595

As opposed to...?

>> No.18319606

His power is to always have more plot armor than the opponent.

I'm serious. That's his one fluff power.

>> No.18319629

>>18319595

This is what the emprah is based on.

>> No.18319660

>>18319606

Does that make Swarmlord a Villain Sue? Or does it just make him over-the-top awesome, like most other non-Wardian 40k characters?

>> No.18319672

>>18319660
>Implying the existence of non-sue 40k characters, wardian or otherwise.

>> No.18319709

>>18319595
I would not. Because, you know, it would be both an admission that his absurd power is silly and it would be made acceptable by the fact that he ends up as a corpse on a gold-plated toilet and all his past achievements end up never coming to pass in the new timeline.

>> No.18319761

>>18319672

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Mary_Sue

How Can I Tell If My Character Is A Mary Sue?

Does she start the story at the pinnacle of achievement?
Is there any way for the character to grow or improve during the story?
Is it a fan character that is better than the canon characters?
Do all the canon characters suddenly start talking about a fan character, with their presence in the story largely relegated to providing opportunities for the new character to show how pure, powerful, good-hearted, etc they are?
Are they someone's self-proclaimed fursona? (If so, stop reading this list and burn them for heresy).
Does she ever make bad decisions? That don't end up being surprise correct choices later?
Do you use absolutes like "always," "everybody," or "never" when describing her abilities?
Do they feature an entirely contrived "weakness" that doesn't affect them any time it would harm them (such as being clumsy unless they are required to perform a great feat of athleticism) or isn't really a weakness (such as being too kind or righteous "for their own good") which was clearly added soley so the author could point to it when accused of writing a Sue?
Do you find that, rather than figuring out how the characters can work together to solve a problem, your primary concern as a writer is usually explaining why this one character can't do it on their own?
Did Matt[hew] Ward write this character?

Does every 40k character fit multiple part of this criteria? That's the question. The pre-Ward smurfs, for example, suffered heavy losses vs the 'nids and had to improvise. Are there any 40k characters which are just super-badass, but not sues?

>> No.18319819

>>18319761
well not the guy replying to but I'd say the first two is
1. yes
2. no
for every major character

>> No.18319827

Pic is of 40k's so-called "canon sue."

Should Mary Sues that somehow made it into canon be called "Wardian characters?" Should /tg/ give Ward that "honor"?

>> No.18320161

>>18319827

How is he a Sue when he can't accomplish anything, and got into the mess because he was so full of pride?

A better 40k Sue would be the swarmlord, but he's probably not serious enough. Pask? Pask is the most uber special snowflake in the setting.

>> No.18320447

>>18319672
Naaman
Bastonne
Nazdreg
The Red Terror
Kruellah the Vile

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