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Drone!
Dro-one!

Where are you?

Are you in there?

>> No.18240545

Shas'o did a Tali.

>> No.18240600

>>18240545
That sounds dirty.

>> No.18240631

>>18240600
seconded

>> No.18240647

Oh, hi there, have you seen Drone?

>> No.18240652

>>18240631
I'd love to see.

>> No.18240686

>>18240600
>>18240631
Tali throws herself off a cliff in Mass Effect 3. Shas'o killed herself. I think it's pretty sick you keep having these threads after a suicide but hey, this *is* 4chan.

>> No.18240694

>>18240686
except Shas'O never killed herself, and even resurfaced one month ago.

God damn you people are gullible!

>> No.18240702

>>18240686
Shas'o T'auQuest killed herself? When did this happen?

>> No.18240713

>>18240702
never.

The anon who usually starts Xeno threads once decided to start his daily thread by claiming that she did.

AND EVERYONE BELIEVED HIM.

>> No.18240715

>>18240702
A couple of months back. As a whole /tg/ refuses to believe it and there have been some impersonators.

>> No.18240723

So, huh, can anyone help me find Drone?

>> No.18240750

>>18240723
Where have you looked?

>> No.18240759

>>18240723

>> No.18240767

>>18240750
So far, nowhere. Apart from the tomb, of course, but he wasn't there.

>> No.18240825

>>18240767
Try... Near the tomb.

>> No.18240833

What're we looking for again?

>> No.18240846

>>18240833
Drone. He's a metallic scarab. One eye, six legs, about one foot long.

>> No.18240851

I found dis fing, is dat wut you were talkin about?

>> No.18240887

>>18240851
Uh, no mister Ork, but thank you for helping.

>> No.18240910

>>18240851

NEEDS MOAR BITZ

>> No.18240919

>>18240887
Hello Servo-Convertable Xeno, I think I saw your drone in my vehicle!

>> No.18240928

>>18240919
Uh oh, it's one of the humans in red dresses that kidnapped Drone!

>> No.18240943

>>18240928
Kid-nap? Why would I kid-nap something from such a fine Serv...Xeno! Now come, I saw your drone in my vehicle

>> No.18240951

>>18240928
>>18240919
Mhh...

>> No.18240961

>>18240951

Who could be better at finding technology than a Tech-Priest?

>> No.18240973

>>18240961

Or at stealing it!

Okay, fine, but no funny stuff, right?

>> No.18240984

>>18240973

And then Xeno was a servito

>> No.18240996

BAD END

>> No.18241003

jebaƂbym

>> No.18241008

Is it this turtle lookin thing?

>> No.18241009

>>18240996
Morale of the story: Don't take candy/drones from tech-priets

>> No.18241018

>>18241008
OH NO WHY IS HE BURNING !?

>> No.18241027

>>18241009
Don't worry, she'll be back.

>> No.18241046

>>18241018
Cuz he's on fire. Duh

>> No.18241048

>>18241018
He's an adventure scarab, explosions are his thing. He'll get over it in no time.

>> No.18241055

>>18241046
UN-ON-FIRE HIM! UN-ON-FIRE HIM! PLEASE!

>> No.18241070

>>18240996

Such is the fate of Xenos!

>> No.18241096

>>18241055
Alright, I'll just blow him out and...Oh wait I don't have lungs! Teehee

>> No.18241103

>>18241096
Quick, stomp him out!

>> No.18241111

>>18241096
Throw it on the ground and stomp on it, that'll put it out.

>> No.18241112

>>18241096
pour water on him, or rub him on the ground, you skeleton!

>> No.18241124

>>18241103
>>18241111
Uh, yeah, but stomp him gently.

>> No.18241130

It's funny cuz he's in agony.

>> No.18241133

>>18241124
Well why dont you un-on-fire it? you seem to have lungs...

>> No.18241140

>>18241133
she doesn't.

>> No.18241147

>>18241130
Okay, now that he's not burning anymore, I'll heal him.

>> No.18241181

>>18241133
She's a robot.

But, since she can still piss herself, you have a point.

>> No.18241183

>>18241147
Hear that little buddy? You're gonna be all better!

>> No.18241200

What did I just wander into?

>> No.18241204

dont forget this repair part

its to keep the internal clock running it got damaged by the fire

*tick
*tick
*tick

>> No.18241209

>>18241183
Several dice rolls later....

>> No.18241217

>>18241209

>> No.18241224

>>18241204
*tick
*tick
*tick

>> No.18241237

>>18241209
*krack
*ssssssssssss
oops that was not a clock it was a grenade
*ssssssssssss
umm we might want to move its going to explode

>> No.18241244

GOOD END

>> No.18241264

>>18241244
it says "I am happy"

>> No.18241266

>>18241209
Aaah! It's hideous! Kill it!

>> No.18241283

>>18241266
No way, he looks swag as hell, now!

>> No.18241308

>>18241096
>>18241046
>>18241008
>>18240833
>>18241130
>>18241183
>>18241266
>skeleton
>acting like an asshole

GOD DAMMIT ASSHOLETEP!

>> No.18241324

>>18241283
did someone say swag?

>> No.18241327

>>18241324
SWAG

>> No.18241367

>>18241327
Shwiggity swag

>> No.18241654

bumpan

>> No.18241665

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